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Greatest night of my life last night. I am OFFICIALLY engaged!!

Taking questions.
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
sorry to hear that, friend
Glittery maniacal field cuck
  12/25/09
did she say yes
Peach Odious Hominid
  12/25/09
That's generally how it works.
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
did u bang afterward?
Glittery maniacal field cuck
  12/25/09
Yes. It was really late, but she pulled out all the stops f...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
what does a girl do to "pull out all the stops"?
Bull headed voyeur
  12/25/09
Start with a blow job to completion and swallow the load. T...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
I like how your "romantic" positions are reverse c...
deep flirting chapel
  12/25/09
These are the best positions
Cobalt 180 preventive strike
  12/25/09
yes...i find romance is best accentuated by those positions ...
Titillating Stubborn Foreskin Persian
  12/25/09
beta.
Passionate glassy patrolman
  12/25/09
I agree that they are the best positions, just odd choices f...
deep flirting chapel
  12/25/09
did she cry? was she surprised? did you do it in public or i...
Peach Odious Hominid
  12/25/09
I stopped at a place where I took her on our first date - a ...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
how did u meet her? interwebs?
Glittery maniacal field cuck
  12/25/09
No. At a New Years eve party 3 years ago. Well, just under...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
you faggot, you should have waited until new years eve
Bull headed voyeur
  12/25/09
I did that to SURPRISE her. If she was expecting the propos...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
"shaking like a leaf and cried intensely" - fuck y...
indecent plaza partner
  12/25/09
It was pretty cool. I was really nervous driving over, but ...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
thats perfect
Peach Odious Hominid
  12/25/09
did u bang afterward?
Peach Odious Hominid
  12/25/09
didnt you learn just last week how her hotter best friend wa...
indecent plaza partner
  12/25/09
No, he made that up.
Domesticated generalized bond orchestra pit
  12/25/09
wut?
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
I hope you're a girl. Better get a prenup.
trip thirsty crackhouse puppy
  12/25/09
Dood, she makes over 85k a year and shops at Target and TJ M...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
what do you make?
comical twinkling uncleanness
  12/25/09
I am on a year deferral. I am making 100k this year. Next ...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
oh ok, you are in biglaw. what i notice with these hot sh...
comical twinkling uncleanness
  12/25/09
My fiancee actually has to dress up for work every day becau...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
still, you know what i mean.
comical twinkling uncleanness
  12/25/09
pharma sales?
Cream Ratface Stock Car
  12/25/09
Yes.
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
by visiting doctors, she is probably banging them to get the...
Angry Menage
  12/25/09
LOL. I trust her, besides, she and all her work friends fuc...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
pls describe ur fiance
Glittery maniacal field cuck
  12/25/09
I have done this on multiple occassions already. http://w...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
He poasted this pic: http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/7...
thriller drab chad
  12/25/09
they will make a beautiful couple http://img195.imageshac...
Glittery maniacal field cuck
  12/25/09
roffle
thriller drab chad
  12/25/09
Who is that? Her mom even looks better than that.
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
how much was the engagement ring?
Jade Point Sex Offender
  12/25/09
$8500, but only because I put side diamonds on - $7500 is an...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
/facepalms
Cobalt 180 preventive strike
  12/25/09
how old are each of you. what does she do for a living? what...
indecent plaza partner
  12/25/09
I just turned 30. She is 28. She is in pharmaceutical sale...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
how hot is the younger sister
indecent plaza partner
  12/25/09
does she deal percocet?
Jade Point Sex Offender
  12/25/09
Not sure if that's her company. I know she moves a lot of a...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
u sound f'ing beta
Fiercely-loyal khaki feces brunch
  12/25/09
ty i just came in this thread and searched to see if anyone ...
Peach Odious Hominid
  12/25/09
lol. If truly loving a woman makes me beta - GUILTY as CHAR...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
did your 2 minute speech at least include some negging
Peach Odious Hominid
  12/25/09
Uh, no. WTF is wrong with you dude?
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
you're lucky she said yes
Jade Point Sex Offender
  12/25/09
how did you get her to say yes? did you drop it on the groun...
Peach Odious Hominid
  12/25/09
Dude, you have got to STOP watching those pick-up artist sho...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
did you at least get the ring a size too small and tell her ...
Peach Odious Hominid
  12/25/09
You are on fire in this thread no, literally. *Runs up...
anal splenetic bawdyhouse mother
  12/25/09
how do you know she is the one? how many long term gfs pr...
comical twinkling uncleanness
  12/25/09
Good question. I dated a girl for 2 years in HS - junior ...
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
awww. you sound nice.
comical twinkling uncleanness
  12/25/09
infectious
Cream Ratface Stock Car
  12/25/09
RLY? I like my spelling better.
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
coughFAGGOTcough
indecent plaza partner
  12/25/09
aw congrats!
Vibrant bipolar idea he suggested school cafeteria
  12/25/09
Cool, good luck. My boss was married for about 20 years, ...
Cream Ratface Stock Car
  12/25/09
WTF? Now, THAT IS BETA.
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
longest bothered post ever?
Angry Menage
  12/25/09
easily
vivacious gas station
  12/25/09
complete nonsequitur. it's like someone said, "bothered...
Doobsian mad cow disease codepig
  12/25/09
That sucks bro
Wild orange dilemma
  12/25/09
congrats dood
Nudist Marvelous Temple Shitlib
  12/25/09
ty
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
Youre never going to finish an iron man now are you
Angry Menage
  12/25/09
congrats dooder
Avocado unholy tanning salon
  12/25/09
ty
nighttime lascivious karate
  12/25/09
Why are you marrying a 28 year-old? yuck.
primrose sinister shrine
  12/25/09
How many exes does she have? Will she invite any of them to...
Bright razzle parlor
  12/25/09
Congrats. Sneakily one of the better poster
Adventurous violent friendly grandma abode
  12/25/09
how many babbies are you gonna have her shit out?
indecent plaza partner
  12/25/09
congrats man!!!!!
shaky maize pit
  12/25/09
sucks for you dude. I hope she isn't an American.
Fear-inspiring violet corner
  12/25/09
game over, faggot
Titillating Stubborn Foreskin Persian
  12/25/09
guy i know on facebook just changed his relationship status ...
godawful racy lay quadroon
  12/25/09
NIGGER APE
Electric Background Story
  12/25/09
Congratulations dood. Your story of how you proposed and th...
exhilarant amber faggotry
  12/25/09
I do wish I was him. Except if I got engaged, I wouldn't spe...
Grizzly Church Building Fortuitous Meteor
  12/25/09


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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:12 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

Taking questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643389)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:12 AM
Author: Glittery maniacal field cuck

sorry to hear that, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643391)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:12 AM
Author: Peach Odious Hominid

did she say yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643392)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:13 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

That's generally how it works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643393)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:13 AM
Author: Glittery maniacal field cuck

did u bang afterward?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643394)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:15 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

Yes. It was really late, but she pulled out all the stops for an hour long fucking session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643403)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:01 AM
Author: Bull headed voyeur

what does a girl do to "pull out all the stops"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643532)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:05 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

Start with a blow job to completion and swallow the load. Then keep licking it until it gets hard again. Get on top and ride facing the other direction. Pause and beg for doggy. Fuck in doggy until we both cum. Then bust the blindfold and hand ties out for me. Tease me a bit and then eventually fuck the shit out of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643547)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:36 AM
Author: deep flirting chapel

I like how your "romantic" positions are reverse cowgirl and doggy. She must have felt so warm and fuzzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643641)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:09 PM
Author: Cobalt 180 preventive strike

These are the best positions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644397)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:43 PM
Author: Titillating Stubborn Foreskin Persian

yes...i find romance is best accentuated by those positions in which eye contact is an impossibility

his marriage is doomed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644520)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: Passionate glassy patrolman

beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644626)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: deep flirting chapel

I agree that they are the best positions, just odd choices for sex that I would assume would be more romantic in nature than most

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13645685)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:14 AM
Author: Peach Odious Hominid

did she cry? was she surprised? did you do it in public or in private

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643396)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:18 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

I stopped at a place where I took her on our first date - a park with a beautiful view of the river. I dropped to a knee and did it there. She started shaking like a leaf and cried intensely.

The place was only 10 minutes away from her parents Xmas eve party where we went immediately after. About 35-50 relatives of her's were there. She got to be an attention whore. It was great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643412)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:21 AM
Author: Glittery maniacal field cuck

how did u meet her? interwebs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643417)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:23 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

No. At a New Years eve party 3 years ago. Well, just under 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643424)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:01 AM
Author: Bull headed voyeur

you faggot, you should have waited until new years eve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643536)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:05 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

I did that to SURPRISE her. If she was expecting the proposal - I knew this would throw her off because NYE was the obvious choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643549)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:32 AM
Author: indecent plaza partner

"shaking like a leaf and cried intensely" - fuck yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643450)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:37 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

It was pretty cool. I was really nervous driving over, but I got all sorts of cool and serious right before I delivered my over rehearsed 2 minute speech.

With all modesty, I was fucking suave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643468)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: Peach Odious Hominid

thats perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643471)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:14 AM
Author: Peach Odious Hominid

did u bang afterward?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643397)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:17 AM
Author: indecent plaza partner

didnt you learn just last week how her hotter best friend wants your cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643407)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:17 AM
Author: Domesticated generalized bond orchestra pit

No, he made that up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643410)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:20 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

wut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643413)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:53 AM
Author: trip thirsty crackhouse puppy

I hope you're a girl. Better get a prenup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643506)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:01 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

Dood, she makes over 85k a year and shops at Target and TJ Maxx. She doesn't own a pocket book over $100.

She should be the one insisting on a pre-nup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643539)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:03 AM
Author: comical twinkling uncleanness

what do you make?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643540)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:07 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

I am on a year deferral. I am making 100k this year. Next year I should make 130k - it should have been more, but they have decreased starting salaries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643553)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:08 AM
Author: comical twinkling uncleanness

oh ok, you are in biglaw.

what i notice with these hot shot type boy professions is that they come with huge costs too that ppl like your fiance prolly don't have, e.g. dry cleaning costs, drinking costs w/ppl from work, and at the end of the day, they don't even end up saving much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643558)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:12 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

My fiancee actually has to dress up for work every day because she is constantly visiting doctors, hospitals, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643571)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:13 AM
Author: comical twinkling uncleanness

still, you know what i mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643574)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:13 AM
Author: Cream Ratface Stock Car

pharma sales?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643579)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:14 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643582)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:37 AM
Author: Angry Menage

by visiting doctors, she is probably banging them to get the sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643645)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:39 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

LOL. I trust her, besides, she and all her work friends fucking HATE doctors. She said they are even more socially awkward than most of my LS classmates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643650)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:21 AM
Author: Glittery maniacal field cuck

pls describe ur fiance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643415)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:22 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

I have done this on multiple occassions already.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173201&forum_id=2#13638989

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643420)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:25 AM
Author: thriller drab chad

He poasted this pic:

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/7947/90854683.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643428)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:26 AM
Author: Glittery maniacal field cuck

they will make a beautiful couple

http://img195.imageshack.us/i/n48649972.jpg/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643431)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:27 AM
Author: thriller drab chad

roffle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643433)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:26 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

Who is that? Her mom even looks better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643432)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:22 AM
Author: Jade Point Sex Offender

how much was the engagement ring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643421)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:24 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

$8500, but only because I put side diamonds on - $7500 is an appropriate amount for a quality 1 carat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643426)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:12 PM
Author: Cobalt 180 preventive strike

/facepalms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644405)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:38 AM
Author: indecent plaza partner

how old are each of you. what does she do for a living? what is her political/religious persuasion? how loaded are her parents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643469)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:43 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

I just turned 30. She is 28. She is in pharmaceutical sales. She is essentially apolitical (with a slight liberal lean) and was raised Catholic. However, she doesn't go to church anymore and is close to being an agnostic.

Her parents are upper middle class. She has one sibling - a younger sister. No, there will be no BAMing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643479)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:44 AM
Author: indecent plaza partner

how hot is the younger sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643481)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:44 AM
Author: Jade Point Sex Offender

does she deal percocet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643482)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:45 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

Not sure if that's her company. I know she moves a lot of a cholestorol lowering drug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643486)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal khaki feces brunch

u sound f'ing beta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643470)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: Peach Odious Hominid

ty i just came in this thread and searched to see if anyone had said this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643472)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:41 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

lol. If truly loving a woman makes me beta - GUILTY as CHARGED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643475)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:46 AM
Author: Peach Odious Hominid

did your 2 minute speech at least include some negging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643488)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

Uh, no. WTF is wrong with you dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643493)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:50 AM
Author: Jade Point Sex Offender

you're lucky she said yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643497)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:51 AM
Author: Peach Odious Hominid

how did you get her to say yes? did you drop it on the ground and say, 'for $8500, you can pick it up. i dont even want to look at that thing again. you can have it though if you marry me. consider it your 29th birthday present too if you catch my drift grandma.' ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643500)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:55 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

Dude, you have got to STOP watching those pick-up artist shows and start living IRL a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643510)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:58 AM
Author: Peach Odious Hominid

did you at least get the ring a size too small and tell her you picked it out when you fell in love with her, which was before she put on weight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643525)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: anal splenetic bawdyhouse mother

You are on fire in this thread

no, literally.

*Runs up and douses you with gasoline, throws a lit match on you as I run off again*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644015)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:01 AM
Author: comical twinkling uncleanness

how do you know she is the one?

how many long term gfs prior to this one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643538)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:11 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

Good question.

I dated a girl for 2 years in HS - junior and senior year.

In college I dated one girl for 18 months and another for 10 months. The rest of the time I just fucked around.

I had another GF for 2.5 years after college. That ended about 2.5 years before I met my future wife.

How did I know she was the one? I had an instant chemistry the moment I met her. She just has this happy spirit about her that is infectuous. I was infatuated, but the more we dated the more I liked her. She is just a genuinely sweet person and beautiful on top of that. She is kind and I just feel good when I am around her.

I hate to say it, but SHE COMPLETES ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643565)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:12 AM
Author: comical twinkling uncleanness

awww.

you sound nice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643572)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:38 AM
Author: Cream Ratface Stock Car

infectious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643647)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:40 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

RLY? I like my spelling better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643653)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 12:29 PM
Author: indecent plaza partner

coughFAGGOTcough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643769)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:09 AM
Author: Vibrant bipolar idea he suggested school cafeteria

aw congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643559)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:10 AM
Author: Cream Ratface Stock Car

Cool, good luck.

My boss was married for about 20 years, had a couple of kids and ran a business where his wife worked for many years. His wife, who had never been to college decided to go and get her degree. It took many years because she was fitting it in around motherhood and working at his business. Her graduation date, she had been studying to be a nurse, coincided with the youngest child's high school graduation. She also told my boss she was leaving him that night. They went through a long divorce (she eventually remarried a neurosurgeon) and putting my boss through the wringer. I didn't know whether he deserved it or not, he may well have deserved everything he got.

So, my old boss had been dating this hot woman for years. She was older than we were at the time and she would be the definition of MILF. She was in her early forties and had a tweener daughter. We got to know her a bit over the years and she would talk to us a little bit when she was waiting for my boss to finish whatever he was doing. As the years went on it was obvious to everyone that she was putting the pressure on him to get married. Afterall, she was a woman of a certain age and her options were decreasing as time went on.

She had a job where she would be able to stop by the office as a waystation on her way to do other business. One day she came in and she seemed obviously annoyed. She was finishing off a conversation with, I guessed later, was my boss. They had just come back from an end of the year trip to Hawaii and had been gone for a couple of weeks. She said the trip (2 weeks) was a great time and as usual things went great. They had dinner at a great place the last night and we reminiscing about their two weeks there. Then, since it was the subtext the whole time anyway, for the first time in their relationship said, "When are you going to propose to me?".

She said my boss froze, and turned a deep shade of red and fidgeted as he thought. He didn't say a word as he composed his thoughts and rehearsed what he had certainly ran over many times in his own head. As he started to speak, he through all over the dinner table. She was laughing her ass off when she told us this - a small measure of revenge it was telling his underlings the story.

Because once it was out there it wasn't going away, she got her ring a couple of weeks after she told me that story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643562)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:14 AM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

WTF? Now, THAT IS BETA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643580)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:39 AM
Author: Angry Menage

longest bothered post ever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643648)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: vivacious gas station

easily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643840)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: Doobsian mad cow disease codepig

complete nonsequitur. it's like someone said, "bothered, tell me what you think about marriage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644505)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: Wild orange dilemma

That sucks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643596)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:39 AM
Author: Nudist Marvelous Temple Shitlib

congrats dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643649)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643990)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:40 AM
Author: Angry Menage

Youre never going to finish an iron man now are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643654)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Avocado unholy tanning salon

congrats dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643924)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: nighttime lascivious karate

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643991)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:06 PM
Author: primrose sinister shrine

Why are you marrying a 28 year-old? yuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644385)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: Bright razzle parlor

How many exes does she have? Will she invite any of them to the wedding?

How long is her sexual history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644490)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: Adventurous violent friendly grandma abode

Congrats. Sneakily one of the better poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644493)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: indecent plaza partner

how many babbies are you gonna have her shit out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644496)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:43 PM
Author: shaky maize pit

congrats man!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644519)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring violet corner

sucks for you dude. I hope she isn't an

American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644549)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Titillating Stubborn Foreskin Persian

game over, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644552)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: godawful racy lay quadroon

guy i know on facebook just changed his relationship status to "engaged." are you him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644560)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: Electric Background Story

NIGGER APE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644568)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: exhilarant amber faggotry

Congratulations dood. Your story of how you proposed and the lovely engagement ring was so sweet I decided I had to break my resolution not to post on Xmas day to congratulate you.

There's nothing better than a happy marriage and I'm sure most of the antisocial aspies in this thread poo-pooing your engagement secretly wish they were you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13645638)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: Grizzly Church Building Fortuitous Meteor

I do wish I was him. Except if I got engaged, I wouldn't spend the next day posting about it an answering stupid xo questions. Also it's retarded to have a "resolution" about not posting on here for a particular day. Just do it or don't bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13645678)