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spot. Someone cued it up on the club's karaoke and he rocked...
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Another 90s NYC memory: A group of fags and sluts formin...
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  03/04/13
MOAR!
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Fuck, I remember Murray Hill. Lot of coke at those shows
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Pretty sure I got gonorrhea at the cock
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Another 90s NYC Memory: Joe Strummer would hang out at Ni...
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  03/04/13
On the corner of 7th and A, there was a Ukrainian diner name...
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Was it on First Avenue? A bar called Lys Mykyta or something...
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yes thats 1st ave
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Lol my bros and I started frequenting the Sly Fox around 199...
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Washington Square Park was actually overrun with drugs then....
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  03/04/13
KIDS seems pretty fantastical now, but in 96 it felt realist...
cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness
  03/04/13
Speaking of KIDS, I once saw Chloe Sevigny at Limelight. It ...
cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness
  03/04/13
wtf dude, you are older than even me. kick ass stories t...
concupiscible bull headed puppy coffee pot
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Im an old Gen X dood.
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  03/04/13
Just across the street from Max Fish on Ludlow there was a r...
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  03/04/13
All the dudes who surviveed 80sNYC would tell us how tame an...
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  03/04/13
There was a bar on the north side of Thompkins Sq Park, a fe...
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  03/04/13
There was a homeless guy called Ironweed who lived on East 4...
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Is that the block the hells angels clubhouse is on? My siste...
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On that same block of East 4th street, Paul Booth, the satan...
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  03/04/13
180 if true
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What's the name of that little street in Chinatown, the tiny...
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We got it into our systems that we wanted to sleep with lati...
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I'm running out of 90s memories brothers. We crashed JFK ...
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One more: The club Tunnel was still full of white club an...
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Dude that DJ was Funk Master Flex. Sunday night was hip hop...
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Youre right it was Sunday. Good memory! I didnt really go to...
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Same here but I remember sneaking into the city to buy mix t...
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And now ur old as fuck
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Yeah, but have wonderful memories. Sorry you didnt enjoy rea...
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We did, bruh.
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Im sad I never really went to Mars bar. No reason I didnt ei...
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I was looking at an apartment in that neighborhood just a ye...
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Serious suggestion: you should write all this shit down and...
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Gen X, 30s. old as fuck, tbh
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I moved to NY in April '02, it was all gone by then EDIT:...
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Date: March 4th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

spot. Someone cued it up on the club's karaoke and he rocked it.

A little after-hours club on Eldridge St where you'd buy coke and do it on the tables.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756361)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 7:38 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Another 90s NYC memory:

A group of fags and sluts forming the "Dazzle Dancers" troupe in Thompkins Square Park during some festival. Dancing around balls and vags out, throwing glitter on each other.

I later ran into one of the Dazzle Dancers at some club on Ave C. She took me to the gay bar "The Cock" on Avenue A and I fucked her with a Budweiser bottle on the dance floor, while Murray Hill, a drag king famous around then, looked on and narrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756379)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 7:39 PM
Author: Gold excitant partner death wish

MOAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756383)



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Date: May 9th, 2019 6:02 AM
Author: Laughsome library selfie

Fuck, I remember Murray Hill. Lot of coke at those shows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#38209214)



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Date: May 9th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Vigorous underhanded chapel digit ratio

Pretty sure I got gonorrhea at the cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#38209265)



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Date: October 8th, 2020 11:36 AM
Author: Topaz swashbuckling factory reset button patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#41073165)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 7:40 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Another 90s NYC Memory:

Joe Strummer would hang out at Niagara on Ave A and the Black Crows would hang out at Three of Cups on First or Second Avenue. One time Joe Strummer paid some homeless guys to try to steal a scarf from the Black Crows singer dude and bring it back to the Niagara.

The Homeless dude never returned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756393)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

On the corner of 7th and A, there was a Ukrainian diner named Leshkos. When I finally left NY, a new hip place was there and kept the name, but the originals Leshkos was junkie central.

A friend worked there and described all the shit he would find around the floors and in the bathroom. His most extreme story involved having to unclog a toilet and finding a pigeon stuck in the pipes, still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756411)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Was it on First Avenue? A bar called Lys Mykyta or something, ukrainian for Sly Fox.

I briefly taught at St. George Academy, the Ukrainian school across the street from McSorleys. A girl in my class used to sit in the back of the class and finger herself while I taught.

One night I found her in that bar and fucked her asshole.

The Ukie kids all hated the Polish kids and the Polish kids from Greenpoint were taking over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756424)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: Dashing cream native internal respiration

yes thats 1st ave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22757403)



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Date: May 9th, 2019 5:40 AM
Author: honey-headed associate

More details on classroom fingering and asshole fucking, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#38209190)



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Date: October 8th, 2020 11:26 AM
Author: razzmatazz turquoise pit brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#41073116)



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Date: October 8th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: razzle area windowlicker

Lol my bros and I started frequenting the Sly Fox around 1999 - we were seniors in high school and had no problem getting served there.

One time an old guy tried to start a fight with us over the pool table which he claimed we were “hogging” (we had been playing for all of 7 mins) and this obese kid in our crew mooned him with his hairy as fuck ass. guy backed down and we felt alpha as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#41073132)



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Date: October 8th, 2020 11:56 PM
Author: umber pistol ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#41078360)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Washington Square Park was actually overrun with drugs then. You'd walk down any of the paths and hear "smoke smoke" or "dope dope" or whatever. The city had not yet demolished those big concrete lumps in the SW corner of the park. I never knew what they were there for, but skaters used them during the day. Rats would run out from under teh concrete. Lord knows what was underneath.

But at night there prostitutes would fuck dozens of johns in between those bumps. The whores would wash up at the Fat Black Pussycat right around the corner in the village... the same place Bob Dylan wrote "Blowin in the Wind" on a napkin, so he says.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756441)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

KIDS seems pretty fantastical now, but in 96 it felt realistic. I guess in retrospect not all the skater kids had AIDS, but the lifestyle was pretty realistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756455)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 7:52 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Speaking of KIDS, I once saw Chloe Sevigny at Limelight. It must have been around when she was filming "Last Days of Disco" or whatever, because she was dressed in obvious movie clothes, 1970s style.

I tried to flirt with her and got nowhere. I did end up buying drugs off of Corey Feldman in a Limelight bathroom that same night.

I always wish I would have tried harder with Chloe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756465)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 7:57 PM
Author: concupiscible bull headed puppy coffee pot

wtf dude, you are older than even me.

kick ass stories though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756489)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Im an old Gen X dood.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756520)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Just across the street from Max Fish on Ludlow there was a rock club, I dont remember the name. The backroom was where the bands played. There was an all girl Jewish rap group, obviously influenced by the Beastie Boys. They were called Long Island Expressway or something like that.

At an afterparty after there show in that club some real rap dudes were hanging around... I forgot their name, Black Moon or some shit like that. Harlem dudes, I believe. At one point they had all three female rappers naked in the party and were fucking them with actual microphones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756481)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

All the dudes who surviveed 80sNYC would tell us how tame and safe the city was in the 90s. They'd say, w/r/t the East Village avenues the saying was

A is All right

B is Bad

C youre crazy

D youre dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756569)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

There was a bar on the north side of Thompkins Sq Park, a few doors down from the Library... I dont remember the name. It had a black & white aesthetic, swirling patterns of black and white stripes, etc. Once we saw Sharon Stone in there. She must have broken her foot or something because she had a cast and a little scooter thing to roll her leg around on.

The bar hosted a party for a porn website. This was still kind of in the early days of internet porn. It was like sororityhouse.com or something, where there were webcams broadcasting views of girls walking around in underwear. Model girls from the website were there, trying to dance sexy, etc.

A big black dude with dreads hijacked Sharon Stone's leg scooter, took out his dick, and was wheeling it around the bar between his legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756737)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

There was a homeless guy called Ironweed who lived on East 4th between A and B. The block was cleaning up and gentrifying and some asian chick opened up a boutique hat store there... all kinds of arty little hats and shit. One night she was burglarized and her store was left open, her shit strewn about the street.

For about a month Ironweed would be seen squatting in his usual spot, drinking wine, wearing various little hot pink hats with giant feathers, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756759)



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Date: October 8th, 2020 11:37 AM
Author: razzle area windowlicker

Is that the block the hells angels clubhouse is on? My sister used to live on that block and said there were always cops around questioning or arresting members of the angels, usually for savagely kicking the shit out of people who “disrespected” their bikes in one way or another.

One time she saw snipers on the rooftop across from their place but no shots were fired.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#41073173)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

On that same block of East 4th street, Paul Booth, the satanic tattoo guy who apparently is super famous in that world, had his satanic tattoo parlor. I befriend them and would smoke weed with his Israeli assistant Lyorcifer in the back alley, etc.

There was a secretary/cashier chick who worked there, Puerto Rican girl from the neighborhood. I started to hook up with her once, in the store. The room was filled with horror movies on TV screens and death metal and curios like "fetus in a jar" or "amputated dick" etc. This girl and I were starting to fuck in the backroom when Paul Booth caught us. He was super pissed at his secretary and as punishment, ordered her to lick my armpits while he stood there watching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756782)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 5:26 AM
Author: Laughsome library selfie

180 if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#41078889)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

What's the name of that little street in Chinatown, the tiny one with the elbow-like bend? There are famous stories about mafia guys getting ambushed on that street. Anyway, in the 90s, there were at least three or four Chinese "restaurants" on that tiny block, all of which had brothels in the basement. An OTB was around the corner, near the statute of Confucius. If we won money at the OTB it was our rule we'd have to blow the money at a Chinese brothel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756814)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

We got it into our systems that we wanted to sleep with latin girls and so cabbed up to Jimmy's Bronx Cafe -- a place we had only heard about on rap radio. We thought as somewhat middle class white boys we would have some cache. As we roll up to the door, the doorman wants to charge us a cover, even though we had seen black and spanish guys walk right in.

"A cover charge?" my drunk friend spat out. "How much? And don't tell me in pesos."

The bouncer punched him and we had to leave. No spanish girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#24664003)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:41 PM
Author: Pink hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756816)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

I'm running out of 90s memories brothers.

We crashed JFK Jr's funeral at Old St. Pat's. We saw the Strokes at Mercury Lounge, were unimpressed. Saw Norah Jones at the Living Room, were unimpressed. Used to do a thing where we drank at every bar along St. Mark's place. We'd buy "liquid incense" at bodegas on West 4th street, which was really this glue you'd sniff. It was a fun time brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756824)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:48 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

One more:

The club Tunnel was still full of white club and drug kids, not really black hip hoppers yet. But there was one hip hop night and my friends and me wanted to hook up with black girls (for the first time) so we went. I ended up drinking with some black girl from Brooklyn (who told me incidentally that Ol Dirty Bastard had once come on to her. His pick up line: "when am i gone put a baby in you"), and I was hopeful.

Then some dude started going around the club with a razor blade, slicing girls in the ass. It must have been a really fine and sharp blade because many girls didnt realize they were cut for awhile. "My" girl got cut and I got none.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756865)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:56 PM
Author: histrionic address

Dude that DJ was Funk Master Flex. Sunday night was hip hop night right?

You ever see Sasha and Digweed at Twilo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756923)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:58 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Youre right it was Sunday. Good memory! I didnt really go to clubs that often. More of a bar guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756933)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: histrionic address

Same here but I remember sneaking into the city to buy mix tapes on canal street. I think I still have a red plastic Pharoe Monch tape. Fuck this city is so boring and pathetic now. Bottle service ruined nightlife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756953)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:49 PM
Author: splenetic bbw

And now ur old as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756874)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:52 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Yeah, but have wonderful memories. Sorry you didnt enjoy reading them, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756896)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:26 AM
Author: amber jet-lagged bawdyhouse fanboi

We did, bruh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#29681214)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:54 PM
Author: histrionic address

So fucking pissed I caught only the tail end of this.

Do you still live in NYC?

Any good mars bar stories?

How do you fell about faggot millennialis and their smoke free bars with $16 drinks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756907)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:55 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Im sad I never really went to Mars bar. No reason I didnt either. I was a total drunk and lived in the neighborhood.

I left NY about ten years ago. I don't really hate it now, but it's the requisite thing to do -- compare NY in your youth to the NY of today. As I wrote above, all the 80s fags railed against Giuliani's NY, telling us we missed all the fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756917)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 8:58 PM
Author: histrionic address

I was looking at an apartment in that neighborhood just a year ago (right before it was shut down) and on my walk back to the subway walked by a fight that had spilled out the door and a dude was holding a knife to another guy's throat. It was 7pm on a Thursday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756936)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

lol. good stuff. Someone told me once they heard gunfire erupt out of a fight somewhere in a building in Alphabet City, and later saw Keith Richards hightailing it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756952)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:05 PM
Author: histrionic address

Serious suggestion: you should write all this shit down and make it into some kind of screenplay. People are going to be fascinated by this era of NYC immediately prior to 9/11, text messages, EVERYONE being on the Internet etc. If I could bring humanity back to 1994-6 I would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22756975)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Thanks.

Here's a pre-cell phone story. Somewhere in midtown, near St. Pat's Cathedral there is the Women's National Republican Club. For Super Tuesday 2000 we decided to try to crash it, figuring there would be free drinks as the results came in. We dressed up in ill-fitting suits and made plans to sneak in.

I made it in first, but couldnt communicate with my friends who were still outside, with no cell phones. I befriended some old lady -- really old, like in her 80s. She told me she was widowed a bunch of times, once to the guy who "invented" Jeopardy when it was a radio program. She lived on Park and 61st and had a waterfront house in the Hamptons. She "engaged" me to go on various dates with her. Nothing sexual, just eat dinner with her at the 4 Seasons, Rainbow Room, etc. It was amazing. I was hoping she would put me in her will.

Our thing petered out, though. I do remember some old guy telling Republican jokes at the party, about Fidel Castro, etc.

That was my career as a "gigolo". So I've brought my thread full circle to gigolos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22757039)



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Date: October 8th, 2020 11:26 AM
Author: razzmatazz turquoise pit brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#41073113)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Floppy deer antler

A guy just got a $2mm book deal for doing just that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#24663999)



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Date: March 8th, 2013 1:59 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22780251)



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Date: March 8th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: Spruce Drunken Lodge

where are these from?

bc I think this is shtick but the kind of shtick I would read more of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22780654)



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Date: March 11th, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Nah, it's all true.

Another: my upstairs neighbor was a decent looking girl, a lawyer. She was probably 6 feet, though, maybe 6'1". Apparently at a club, Patrick Ewing spotted her and sent someone from his entourage to bring her into VIP. This was the strike-shortened NBA season -- 1998? Ewing was president of the players union and also publicly getting divorced over an affair with a "Knicks City Dancer".

He would regularly come over to bang my neighbor. He'd leave his town car, with driver, still running outside on the curb while he smashed her. She soon redecorated her entire apt with Ewing memorabilia, photos, etc. Once he gave her courtside tickets and she brought me. "Patrick," she said into his voicemail, "I'm here with [...]," trying to get him jealous. It didnt work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22799389)



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Date: March 18th, 2013 10:24 AM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22838201)



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Date: March 18th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: boyish overrated toilet seat kitty cat

Today everything goes straight to the internet so people don't do stuff like that any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22838296)



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Date: March 29th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22900914)



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Date: March 29th, 2013 12:53 PM
Author: Red trip locale

how old are you now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22900975)



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Date: March 29th, 2013 12:53 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Gen X, 30s. old as fuck, tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22900979)



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Date: March 29th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Red trip locale

how much do you deadlift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22901024)



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Date: March 29th, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

embarrassing fact: I have never deadlifted in my life

Xo did introduce me to the importance of squatting however, and I now squat twice a week. I weigh 175 and do 5x5 squats of 225-245. Wish I could do more. It's done more for me than 20 years of bench pressing and jogging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#22901053)



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Date: September 19th, 2013 8:19 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#24078598)



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Date: September 19th, 2013 9:11 PM
Author: impressive gaping abode

these were fucking awesome brother, ty.

I was just a kid then but spent a lot of time in 90s NYC. Wish I was born about 10 years earlier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#24078995)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

http://galessandrini.blogspot.fr/

NYC 90s photo gallery

I remember when Giuliani first outlawed topless joints, and places like BILLY'S TOPLESS BAR removed their apostrophes and became BILLY STOPLESS BAR (photo inside link)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#24663859)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Here's a memory from the end of the 90s in NYC:

It was 9/12/01. Everyone had the day off work. While we knew what had just happened was huge, I think there was still some shock. It was like you didnt know how big. And in MFH, most of my friends got their tv signal from the tower on the WTC, so most of us hadnt watched TV. Same with cell phones. You couldnt call anyone for a few days. Things hadnt really sunk in. And the internet was still spotty and young then.

Long story short, we didn't really know what to do. There were some public tennis courts right next to the Brookyln Bridge and a friend and I went to play tennis with our day off. Emergency vehicles would come ripping down the parkway and fighter jets would scream overhead. But we still were kind of not realizing all that had happened. There was a massive stench downtown and as stupid as this sounds, we couldnt figure out what was causing it.

Shit was over for me and my friends after that. The Strokes were hitting the MFH scene huge that fall -- they had a "must attend" concert on Halloween, but the bars were full of younger kids and we had sort of aged out of craziness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#24663958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 11:07 PM
Author: Floppy deer antler

I moved to NY in April '02, it was all gone by then

EDIT: 9/11 killed the fun, I think. People got a lot more serious about police control and then the rent went berserk. There were still places for 700/month in 2002.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#24664018)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 11:13 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

Interesting. I left that summer and havent really been back too much. i had a 1B in the east village for 1100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#24664083)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 11:14 PM
Author: Floppy deer antler

By the time I left I was paying $2K for a 1000 sq ft live-work in Queens (that was half basement)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#24664091)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 11:15 PM
Author: Floppy deer antler

No heat either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#24664094)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 11:19 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

As I remember it, 2 or 3 buildings on E 5th between A and B were still just occupied by squatters when I moved nearby. Im sure the apartments in those buildings today are expensive as hell. Old timers would tell me about how, before Tompkins Square got cleaned out, the homeless and prostitutes and addicts had a tent city there, with mattress-constructed houses of prostitution, and how it wasnt safe to walk through the park. That was only a few years earlier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#24664135)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 11:21 PM
Author: Floppy deer antler

That's pretty damn close to where the family of Columbia University board members evicted an entire tenement building to build a gigantic mansion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#24664156)



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Date: October 8th, 2020 1:02 PM
Author: Apoplectic internet-worthy theater stage juggernaut

Man it's so frustrating. 9/11 fucked it all up so badly. My best friend from college moved to the city in 1999. He had an amazing place that was admittedly in lower Harlem, back when Harlem was still Harlem, but he and his roommate paid $1100 total for this place that was 3 bdrms, had these super high ceilings and was overall really well maintained despite being pre-war, had a real kitchen with space for a fucking 6 seater table and it was at least 1500 sqft and they had the entire roof as a deck, so they could grill and smoke weed whenever they wanted. It was basically a luxury apartment from 1900 or whatever, and it was in more or less Morningside Heights at roughly 110th right next to the train and the park. You would see sketchy shit at night sometimes, but never felt unsafe walking around during the day, and he was like 15 minutes from anywhere other than way downtown. Just an unthinkable way to live in MFH at any time in the last 20 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#41073905)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Telephone

I was not in NYC during the 90s but your story reminder me of the movie 54, which I loved as a kid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKerIOG7jdI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#24664248)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: Floppy deer antler

(must be a female poster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#24664291)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#27218914)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#29017310)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: zippy fishy kitty

great work itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#29017408)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 7:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness

thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#29663758)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: charcoal fragrant crackhouse

Loved reading this ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#29663837)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Cracking stag film

Great stories. Anything involving the NYC hardcore scene?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#29680938)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: mint property

NORMIE GET OUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#29681055)



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Date: May 9th, 2019 5:12 AM
Author: Laughsome library selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#38209156)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#33112455)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#33112556)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: vivacious church building main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#33112595)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 11:56 PM
Author: filthy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#37727043)



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Date: May 9th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Cracking stag film

GOAT thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#38209257)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Adulterous space private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#38294388)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 11:47 PM
Author: Arousing preventive strike dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#38294419)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: racy peach location boltzmann

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#38294445)



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Date: October 8th, 2020 11:48 AM
Author: Topaz swashbuckling factory reset button patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#41073236)



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Date: May 27th, 2019 12:02 AM
Author: curious low-t point

no way of checking the veracity but quality thread

maybe even a rare case of it gaining rather than losing b/c of the former

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#38294461)



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Date: October 8th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abusive gunner

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#41072347)



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Date: October 8th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: flickering base depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#41073076)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 5:30 AM
Author: Laughsome library selfie

roommate and I paid 1000/month for a 2br at 7th & B in a walkup 17 years ago. We thought we were getting ripped off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#41078893)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 10:33 PM
Author: filthy idea he suggested

reminder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#43647123)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: cheese-eating stimulating heaven twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2198344&forum_id=2#47664759)