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ITT we post proceedings from the Riehl v. XOXO Trial

"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model ...
stimulating umber ticket booth nibblets
  08/28/06
I hate you. I can't laught like this at work.
khaki overrated tanning salon
  08/28/06
180x180
Fishy razzle university goal in life
  08/29/06
"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the questi...
floppy address
  08/28/06
I enjoyed this.
Exciting School Cafeteria Sex Offender
  08/29/06
Still funny.
Sienna menage
  06/28/08
"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee ...
stimulating umber ticket booth nibblets
  08/28/06
Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to tho...
Galvanic fiercely-loyal elastic band
  08/28/06
"Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back."...
stimulating umber ticket booth nibblets
  08/28/06
Objection! Calls for speculation!
Galvanic fiercely-loyal elastic band
  08/28/06
Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others...
stimulating umber ticket booth nibblets
  08/28/06
You guys are hilarious!
misunderstood ladyboy
  08/28/06
177
thirsty school
  08/28/06
well done
Kink-friendly den
  08/29/06
i love you.
Territorial mind-boggling pit boiling water
  01/03/07
"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarde...
stimulating umber ticket booth nibblets
  08/28/06
Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I a...
Splenetic area
  08/28/06
I lol'd.
at-the-ready iridescent hominid
  10/25/07
"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?...
thirsty school
  08/28/06
And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein?
Splenetic area
  08/28/06
Asians and magic--any connection?
Dull charismatic rehab
  08/28/06
"I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asian...
Effete background story
  08/28/06
"Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I wou...
out-of-control cuckoldry skinny woman
  08/28/06
"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a...
out-of-control cuckoldry skinny woman
  08/28/06
"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like ...
floppy address
  08/28/06
:)
Vengeful Coral Resort Personal Credit Line
  01/03/07
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her i...
Contagious whorehouse new version
  02/29/08
"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for ...
thirsty school
  08/28/06
please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk to...
carmine crawly theatre blood rage
  08/28/06
Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness...
floppy address
  08/28/06
Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUC...
Cruel-hearted range wrinkle
  08/28/06
"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising you...
stimulating umber ticket booth nibblets
  08/28/06
Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correc...
Galvanic fiercely-loyal elastic band
  08/28/06
:)
Self-absorbed Sanctuary
  08/28/06
how the hell did i miss this? 180
Sinister genital piercing depressive
  04/19/07
...
godawful titillating station tank
  08/28/06
HAHAHAHA
Sinister genital piercing depressive
  08/29/06
Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?
floppy address
  08/28/06
"Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor....
yellow volcanic crater
  08/28/06
Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose?
Splenetic area
  08/28/06
this whole scandal is cracking me up.
Federal Half-breed
  08/28/06
it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups ...
thirsty school
  08/28/06
i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this....
Federal Half-breed
  08/28/06
always.
appetizing orange national death wish
  12/09/07
Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it? ...
Exciting School Cafeteria Sex Offender
  08/28/06
truly exquisite. Well done.
crimson fat ankles indian lodge
  08/29/06
175
Bateful slippery regret lettuce
  08/29/06
ROFL!
Sapphire meetinghouse quadroon
  12/09/07
bump
Effete background story
  08/28/06
ty.
stimulating umber ticket booth nibblets
  08/28/06
ty
Territorial mind-boggling pit boiling water
  04/18/07
tyty
Flatulent Cracking Idea He Suggested Dilemma
  04/18/07
"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand." ...
Brass fragrant immigrant
  08/29/06
Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling I. Considering the ...
Erotic Marvelous Box Office Messiness
  08/29/06
The defense rests. :(
Brass fragrant immigrant
  08/29/06
TITCR!
nighttime halford
  07/31/08
Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband...
Copper Adventurous Crotch Place Of Business
  08/29/06
Beauty.
Ruby ungodly gas station roast beef
  08/29/06
this is under appreciated. 180
Haunting poppy friendly grandma black woman
  08/29/06
America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that c...
Purple Stag Film Gaming Laptop
  08/29/06
how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?
Racy puppy brunch
  08/29/06
You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his...
Red lay
  08/29/06
You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.CO...
stimulating umber ticket booth nibblets
  08/29/06
Q: Enforceable?
Red lay
  08/29/06
Underrated post.
mentally impaired property
  01/02/07
Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?
floppy address
  01/02/07
"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happene...
Territorial mind-boggling pit boiling water
  01/04/07
I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore...
Citrine Shaky National Security Agency Trailer Park
  04/18/07
riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posti...
Well-lubricated foreskin
  04/18/07
oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass.
Citrine Shaky National Security Agency Trailer Park
  04/18/07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_imperson...
multi-colored chad international law enforcement agency
  04/18/07
quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't reali...
Citrine Shaky National Security Agency Trailer Park
  04/18/07
Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this pla...
black exhilarant hall yarmulke
  04/19/07
'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal p...
thirsty school
  04/19/07
Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position...
black exhilarant hall yarmulke
  04/19/07
ah, I had missed that. tytyty
thirsty school
  04/19/07
lol in one
Territorial mind-boggling pit boiling water
  04/19/07
I LOLd
Flatulent Cracking Idea He Suggested Dilemma
  04/19/07
Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian
Territorial mind-boggling pit boiling water
  04/19/07
"Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL n...
Hairless senate
  04/19/07
"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hears...
Effete background story
  04/19/07
lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach a...
Territorial mind-boggling pit boiling water
  04/19/07
...
Blue soul-stirring brethren
  06/12/07
damn i just looked for this. CGWBT v. remember when I told ...
Territorial mind-boggling pit boiling water
  06/12/07
tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defe...
concupiscible site
  06/12/07
oops, deleted
wonderful stead cuckold
  10/25/07
In the upcoming lawsuit: Judge: Mr D:, please explain the...
Effete background story
  06/12/07
...
appetizing orange national death wish
  10/25/07
...
chestnut comical kitty cat indirect expression
  12/09/07
"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site ...
Mustard piazza patrolman
  12/10/07
. . .
vermilion slimy field mediation
  07/31/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: stimulating umber ticket booth nibblets

"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model posts on your site?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515099)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: khaki overrated tanning salon

I hate you. I can't laught like this at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515108)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:11 AM
Author: Fishy razzle university goal in life

180x180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518716)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:31 PM
Author: floppy address

"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the question."

"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"

"Your honor, the witness is not cooperating."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515103)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:44 AM
Author: Exciting School Cafeteria Sex Offender

I enjoyed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518748)





Date: June 28th, 2008 9:48 PM
Author: Sienna menage

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9928476)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: stimulating umber ticket booth nibblets

"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee in decline'?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515106)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: Galvanic fiercely-loyal elastic band

Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to those worn by the Tootsie Roll Owl, did you form any conclusions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515117)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: stimulating umber ticket booth nibblets

"Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515121)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: Galvanic fiercely-loyal elastic band

Objection! Calls for speculation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515131)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: stimulating umber ticket booth nibblets

Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others would like Mrs. Reagan to return the glasses as well. The Blues Brothers, Jaleel White (aka Steve Urkel) and Sally Jesse Raphael have all stated as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515169)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: misunderstood ladyboy

You guys are hilarious!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515172)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:46 PM
Author: thirsty school

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515186)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:19 AM
Author: Kink-friendly den

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518101)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: Territorial mind-boggling pit boiling water

i love you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341411)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:40 PM
Author: stimulating umber ticket booth nibblets

"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarded children's hair."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515144)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Splenetic area

Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I am not among that group. That is, perhaps, only the second or third best use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515467)





Date: October 25th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: at-the-ready iridescent hominid

I lol'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813121)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: thirsty school

"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515152)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM
Author: Splenetic area

And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515493)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Dull charismatic rehab

Asians and magic--any connection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515154)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: Effete background story

"I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asians are magical."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515163)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: out-of-control cuckoldry skinny woman

"Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I would like to voir dire this expert with respect to asian guys with white girlz."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515174)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: out-of-control cuckoldry skinny woman

"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a copy of what has been marked as plaintiff's exhibit one. Mr. Sidharth, do you recognize this document?"

"Sidharth: It appears to be a scrap of paper with the words

'toma sota balcu' scrawled in blood."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515160)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: floppy address

"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like franks and beans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515161)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: Vengeful Coral Resort Personal Credit Line

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341426)





Date: February 29th, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: Contagious whorehouse new version

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9406157)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: thirsty school

"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for us today?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515171)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: carmine crawly theatre blood rage

please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk touched you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515180)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: floppy address

Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515188)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted range wrinkle

Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517324)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:49 PM
Author: stimulating umber ticket booth nibblets

"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising your handicapped daughter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515201)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:51 PM
Author: Galvanic fiercely-loyal elastic band

Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correct?

A: Yes I do.

Q: And you claim that you carefully draw expert conclusions based only upon scientific evidence, correct?

A: That is correct.

Q: Professor, have you ever offered expert advice to a man named "Poetic Dreamer"?

A: Your Honor, I would like to invoke the Fifth Amendment.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515212)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:01 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Sanctuary

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515259)





Date: April 19th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: Sinister genital piercing depressive

how the hell did i miss this?

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965325)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: godawful titillating station tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515213)





Date: August 29th, 2006 11:16 AM
Author: Sinister genital piercing depressive

HAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6519076)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:57 PM
Author: floppy address

Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515242)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:11 PM
Author: yellow volcanic crater

"Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515317)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: Splenetic area

Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515479)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Federal Half-breed

this whole scandal is cracking me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515485)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: thirsty school

it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups or IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515490)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM
Author: Federal Half-breed

i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this. too priceless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515497)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: appetizing orange national death wish

always.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004478)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:45 PM
Author: Exciting School Cafeteria Sex Offender

Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it?

A: Kind of like a bell at first. Maybe, like, a "dinging" sound. And then it yelled something. It was hard to make out, but it kind of sounded like the envelope called me a "fag."

Q: Did you still decide to open up the envelope?

A: Yes.

Q: And what did you find inside?

A: Two subpoenas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515518)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:12 AM
Author: crimson fat ankles indian lodge

truly exquisite. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518049)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:14 AM
Author: Bateful slippery regret lettuce

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518062)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:02 PM
Author: Sapphire meetinghouse quadroon

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004126)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:30 PM
Author: Effete background story

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517233)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:32 PM
Author: stimulating umber ticket booth nibblets

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517253)





Date: April 18th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: Territorial mind-boggling pit boiling water

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955048)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:06 AM
Author: Flatulent Cracking Idea He Suggested Dilemma

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955094)





Date: August 29th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: Brass fragrant immigrant

"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand."

"Mr. Ganguly, with regards to your flow, is it or is it not slick and smooth like diarrhea?"

- "why yes counselor, yes it is"

"OBJECTION: Exhibit 32.1 clearly demonstrates that TALC's flow is far smoother, move to stike Mr. Ganguly's response from the record."

"Objection sustained."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517689)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: Erotic Marvelous Box Office Messiness

Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling

I. Considering the evidence in the record, there is no basis in fact for the assertion that TALC's flow is smoother that Mr. Ganguly's. This should be an issue for the trier of fact, and it is movant's position that no reasonable juror could find that TALC's flow approaches Mr. Ganguly's in non-viscosity. As such, this ruling should be reconsidered and the objection should be OVERRULED.

II. Even if this court decides against the movant's position in Section I, supra, the attributes of Mr. TALC's flow do not change the clear and convicing evidence demonstrating the smoothness of Mr. Ganguly's lyrical stylings - in particular, evidence demonstrating that flow's resemblance to the passage of loose, flowing stool. The abilities of Mr. TALC notwithstanding, Mr. Ganguly's flow is still slick and smooth like diarrhea. Mr. TALC's abilities do not logically preclude such a classification.

For the aforementioned reasons, this court should set aside its ruling striking Mr. Ganguly's response from the record.

Respectfully Submitted,

Without ME it's just AWESO

Interim Counsel for Witness Ganguly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522779)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Brass fragrant immigrant

The defense rests. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522808)





Date: July 31st, 2008 8:58 PM
Author: nighttime halford

TITCR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026474)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:25 AM
Author: Copper Adventurous Crotch Place Of Business

Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband, former President Ronald Reagan, is deceased? Please remember, you are under oath."

Ms. Reagan: "Yes."

Judge: "Much as it pains me to do this as a Reagan appointee, I must hold you in contempt of court. Ronald Reagan is clearly alive, well, and posting on AutoAdmit.com as per Prosecution Exhibit Q."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518727)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: Ruby ungodly gas station roast beef

Beauty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522689)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Haunting poppy friendly grandma black woman

this is under appreciated. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522729)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Purple Stag Film Gaming Laptop

America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522712)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Racy puppy brunch

how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522726)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Red lay

You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his tearjerking testimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522852)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: stimulating umber ticket booth nibblets

You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.COM tattooed on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522856)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Red lay

Q: Enforceable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522874)





Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: mentally impaired property

Underrated post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337107)





Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:12 PM
Author: floppy address

Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337143)





Date: January 4th, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: Territorial mind-boggling pit boiling water

"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happened on July 14th, 2004?"

"Certainly, late in the afternoon, I received a call from Cantor Fitzgerald--"

"Objection! Your Honor, that phone conversation has never been authenticated."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7347768)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: Citrine Shaky National Security Agency Trailer Park

I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore, but this thread is still hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955060)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: Well-lubricated foreskin

riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posting on XOXO. he didnt realize it was an impersonator. and he blogged it and then refused to take it down unless GTO gave the IP to prove that the XO guy wasnt @ UVA like the 'Macaca' kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955074)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: Citrine Shaky National Security Agency Trailer Park

oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955107)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: multi-colored chad international law enforcement agency

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_impersonator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955091)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:10 AM
Author: Citrine Shaky National Security Agency Trailer Park

quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't realize we'd finally made wikipedia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955114)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:29 PM
Author: black exhilarant hall yarmulke

Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this place is. Sadly, however, the wiki doesn't mention the tubgirling of Leiter in its "controversy" section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964320)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: thirsty school

'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal proceedings have been initiated.'

I love how serious wiki takes itself in these kinds of matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964364)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: black exhilarant hall yarmulke

Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position as director of education remains vacant" comment. I might send Rach my resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964376)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: thirsty school

ah, I had missed that. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964399)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: Territorial mind-boggling pit boiling water

lol in one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964422)





Date: April 19th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: Flatulent Cracking Idea He Suggested Dilemma

I LOLd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965349)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:09 PM
Author: Territorial mind-boggling pit boiling water

Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964209)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:33 PM
Author: Hairless senate

"Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL name - you can do this the easy way and simply explain to the court what nefarious coding "wgwag" signifies or we can bring in a team of our best NSA codecrackers and we're gonna find out anyway. Might I suggest the former as a means to demonstrate that you're willing to work with the court to resolve this matter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964342)





Date: April 19th, 2007 5:01 PM
Author: Effete background story

"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hearsay if they are offered to prove the truth of the matter!"

Opposing Counsel: LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964482)





Date: April 19th, 2007 5:10 PM
Author: Territorial mind-boggling pit boiling water

lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach and the prior statement exceptions.

Opposing counsel: huh? Your Honor don't you see that's 100% inconsistent with what the witness said at the Grand Jury?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964515)





Date: June 12th, 2007 12:20 PM
Author: Blue soul-stirring brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246494)





Date: June 12th, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: Territorial mind-boggling pit boiling water

damn i just looked for this.

CGWBT v. remember when I told you I would kill you last, i lied, et al.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246497)





Date: June 12th, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: concupiscible site

tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defend themselves pro se in the upcoming suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248254)





Date: October 25th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: wonderful stead cuckold

oops, deleted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813194)





Date: June 12th, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: Effete background story

In the upcoming lawsuit:

Judge: Mr D:, please explain the basis for your cross-claim against "all of teh mexicans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248291)





Date: October 25th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: appetizing orange national death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813098)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: chestnut comical kitty cat indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004107)





Date: December 10th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: Mustard piazza patrolman

"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site in question?"

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004516)





Date: July 31st, 2008 8:02 PM
Author: vermilion slimy field mediation

. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026384)