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ITT we post proceedings from the Riehl v. XOXO Trial

"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model ...
Concupiscible meetinghouse masturbator
  08/28/06
I hate you. I can't laught like this at work.
Obsidian mind-boggling wrinkle ladyboy
  08/28/06
180x180
Frozen jew set
  08/29/06
"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the questi...
Pearly stubborn bawdyhouse
  08/28/06
I enjoyed this.
Ivory Contagious Address Philosopher-king
  08/29/06
Still funny.
crusty box office
  06/28/08
"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee ...
Concupiscible meetinghouse masturbator
  08/28/06
Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to tho...
Ultramarine turdskin
  08/28/06
"Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back."...
Concupiscible meetinghouse masturbator
  08/28/06
Objection! Calls for speculation!
Ultramarine turdskin
  08/28/06
Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others...
Concupiscible meetinghouse masturbator
  08/28/06
You guys are hilarious!
Hilarious bat shit crazy people who are hurt dilemma
  08/28/06
177
Swashbuckling Chocolate Theater Stage Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/28/06
well done
fighting useless brakes feces
  08/29/06
i love you.
Histrionic Nursing Home
  01/03/07
"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarde...
Concupiscible meetinghouse masturbator
  08/28/06
Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I a...
apoplectic topaz tanning salon
  08/28/06
I lol'd.
Fishy hospital
  10/25/07
"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?...
Swashbuckling Chocolate Theater Stage Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/28/06
And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein?
apoplectic topaz tanning salon
  08/28/06
Asians and magic--any connection?
rough-skinned school cafeteria
  08/28/06
"I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asian...
Marvelous shrine black woman
  08/28/06
"Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I wou...
arousing pit
  08/28/06
"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a...
arousing pit
  08/28/06
"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like ...
Pearly stubborn bawdyhouse
  08/28/06
:)
Nubile Curious Electric Furnace Heaven
  01/03/07
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her i...
Mustard Old Irish Cottage Stead
  02/29/08
"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for ...
Swashbuckling Chocolate Theater Stage Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/28/06
please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk to...
Appetizing pink mexican
  08/28/06
Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness...
Pearly stubborn bawdyhouse
  08/28/06
Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUC...
razzle roommate
  08/28/06
"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising you...
Concupiscible meetinghouse masturbator
  08/28/06
Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correc...
Ultramarine turdskin
  08/28/06
:)
aquamarine hyperactive crotch telephone
  08/28/06
how the hell did i miss this? 180
alcoholic potus
  04/19/07
...
Harsh partner gunner
  08/28/06
HAHAHAHA
alcoholic potus
  08/29/06
Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?
Pearly stubborn bawdyhouse
  08/28/06
"Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor....
stirring purple national
  08/28/06
Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose?
apoplectic topaz tanning salon
  08/28/06
this whole scandal is cracking me up.
fuchsia office love of her life
  08/28/06
it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups ...
Swashbuckling Chocolate Theater Stage Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/28/06
i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this....
fuchsia office love of her life
  08/28/06
always.
rose motley home party of the first part
  12/09/07
Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it? ...
Ivory Contagious Address Philosopher-king
  08/28/06
truly exquisite. Well done.
yellow judgmental point
  08/29/06
175
naked brilliant principal's office french chef
  08/29/06
ROFL!
sapphire effete orchestra pit
  12/09/07
bump
Marvelous shrine black woman
  08/28/06
ty.
Concupiscible meetinghouse masturbator
  08/28/06
ty
Histrionic Nursing Home
  04/18/07
tyty
snowy passionate space windowlicker
  04/18/07
"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand." ...
deep ape locus
  08/29/06
Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling I. Considering the ...
opaque institution dog poop
  08/29/06
The defense rests. :(
deep ape locus
  08/29/06
TITCR!
Hot Supple Cuckold
  07/31/08
Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband...
walnut misanthropic hall prole
  08/29/06
Beauty.
Light location chad
  08/29/06
this is under appreciated. 180
Big-titted cerise sanctuary boiling water
  08/29/06
America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that c...
Maize House Private Investor
  08/29/06
how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?
out-of-control parlor police squad
  08/29/06
You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his...
buff travel guidebook
  08/29/06
You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.CO...
Concupiscible meetinghouse masturbator
  08/29/06
Q: Enforceable?
buff travel guidebook
  08/29/06
Underrated post.
titillating menage preventive strike
  01/02/07
Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?
Pearly stubborn bawdyhouse
  01/02/07
"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happene...
Histrionic Nursing Home
  01/04/07
I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore...
painfully honest honey-headed bbw
  04/18/07
riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posti...
ruby floppy stage
  04/18/07
oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass.
painfully honest honey-headed bbw
  04/18/07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_imperson...
black twisted toaster
  04/18/07
quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't reali...
painfully honest honey-headed bbw
  04/18/07
Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this pla...
Disrespectful business firm
  04/19/07
'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal p...
Swashbuckling Chocolate Theater Stage Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/19/07
Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position...
Disrespectful business firm
  04/19/07
ah, I had missed that. tytyty
Swashbuckling Chocolate Theater Stage Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/19/07
lol in one
Histrionic Nursing Home
  04/19/07
I LOLd
snowy passionate space windowlicker
  04/19/07
Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian
Histrionic Nursing Home
  04/19/07
"Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL n...
Sooty Sandwich Kitchen
  04/19/07
"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hears...
Marvelous shrine black woman
  04/19/07
lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach a...
Histrionic Nursing Home
  04/19/07
...
irate beady-eyed really tough guy
  06/12/07
damn i just looked for this. CGWBT v. remember when I told ...
Histrionic Nursing Home
  06/12/07
tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defe...
pearl exhilarant den
  06/12/07
oops, deleted
glassy racy range dysfunction
  10/25/07
In the upcoming lawsuit: Judge: Mr D:, please explain the...
Marvelous shrine black woman
  06/12/07
...
rose motley home party of the first part
  10/25/07
...
vigorous garrison circlehead
  12/09/07
"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site ...
doobsian death wish indirect expression
  12/10/07
. . .
aromatic filthpig lodge
  07/31/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible meetinghouse masturbator

"Is it true, Mr. Teacher Onizuka, that a Playboy model posts on your site?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515099)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: Obsidian mind-boggling wrinkle ladyboy

I hate you. I can't laught like this at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515108)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:11 AM
Author: Frozen jew set

180x180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518716)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:31 PM
Author: Pearly stubborn bawdyhouse

"Again, Mr. Barbaro, I implore you to answer the question."

"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"

"Your honor, the witness is not cooperating."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515103)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:44 AM
Author: Ivory Contagious Address Philosopher-king

I enjoyed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518748)





Date: June 28th, 2008 9:48 PM
Author: crusty box office

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9928476)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible meetinghouse masturbator

"What proof do you offer that Cooley is a 'tee-tee-tee in decline'?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515106)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: Ultramarine turdskin

Mr. Expert, after comparing Nancy Reagan's eyeglasses to those worn by the Tootsie Roll Owl, did you form any conclusions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515117)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible meetinghouse masturbator

"Yes, the Tootsie Roll Owl wants his glasses back."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515121)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: Ultramarine turdskin

Objection! Calls for speculation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515131)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible meetinghouse masturbator

Overruled, according to documents, it seems that many others would like Mrs. Reagan to return the glasses as well. The Blues Brothers, Jaleel White (aka Steve Urkel) and Sally Jesse Raphael have all stated as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515169)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Hilarious bat shit crazy people who are hurt dilemma

You guys are hilarious!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515172)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chocolate Theater Stage Mad-dog Skullcap

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515186)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:19 AM
Author: fighting useless brakes feces

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518101)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: Histrionic Nursing Home

i love you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341411)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible meetinghouse masturbator

"I'd like you to expound further on the uses of retarded children's hair."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515144)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: apoplectic topaz tanning salon

Some have said it is best used for wiping one's ass, but I am not among that group. That is, perhaps, only the second or third best use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515467)





Date: October 25th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Fishy hospital

I lol'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813121)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chocolate Theater Stage Mad-dog Skullcap

"How, exactly, do you know so much about 'jew bitches'?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515152)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM
Author: apoplectic topaz tanning salon

And where, exactly, do you believe they got their protein?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515493)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: rough-skinned school cafeteria

Asians and magic--any connection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515154)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: Marvelous shrine black woman

"I ask the court to take judicial notice that all asians are magical."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515163)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: arousing pit

"Objection to the court's taking judicial notice. I would like to voir dire this expert with respect to asian guys with white girlz."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515174)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: arousing pit

"Let the record reflect that I am showing the witness a copy of what has been marked as plaintiff's exhibit one. Mr. Sidharth, do you recognize this document?"

"Sidharth: It appears to be a scrap of paper with the words

'toma sota balcu' scrawled in blood."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515160)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: Pearly stubborn bawdyhouse

"But, Mr. Howard Stern, how do you know it tastes like franks and beans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515161)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: Nubile Curious Electric Furnace Heaven

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7341426)





Date: February 29th, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: Mustard Old Irish Cottage Stead

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9406157)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chocolate Theater Stage Mad-dog Skullcap

"Is it possible, NASC, to get whokebe on the stand for us today?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515171)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:45 PM
Author: Appetizing pink mexican

please point to the places on the doll where mr. gayskunk touched you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515180)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: Pearly stubborn bawdyhouse

Objection! MachoBreeze's empty wallet is not on the witness list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515188)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: razzle roommate

Yeah! How come *I* never get consulted about ANYTHING??? FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517324)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible meetinghouse masturbator

"Mr. Jinx, tell us about your practices for raising your handicapped daughter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515201)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine turdskin

Q: Professor Expert, you have a Ph.D in biochemistry, correct?

A: Yes I do.

Q: And you claim that you carefully draw expert conclusions based only upon scientific evidence, correct?

A: That is correct.

Q: Professor, have you ever offered expert advice to a man named "Poetic Dreamer"?

A: Your Honor, I would like to invoke the Fifth Amendment.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515212)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:01 PM
Author: aquamarine hyperactive crotch telephone

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515259)





Date: April 19th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: alcoholic potus

how the hell did i miss this?

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965325)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: Harsh partner gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515213)





Date: August 29th, 2006 11:16 AM
Author: alcoholic potus

HAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6519076)





Date: August 28th, 2006 1:57 PM
Author: Pearly stubborn bawdyhouse

Counselor, why are you wearing an ascot and a monocle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515242)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:11 PM
Author: stirring purple national

"Because my codpiece is at the dry cleaner, your Honor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515317)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: apoplectic topaz tanning salon

Would not your merkin serve essentially the same purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515479)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: fuchsia office love of her life

this whole scandal is cracking me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515485)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chocolate Theater Stage Mad-dog Skullcap

it's always great when xoxo spills onto other online groups or IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515490)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:42 PM
Author: fuchsia office love of her life

i hadn't been online for a few days and i come back to this. too priceless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515497)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: rose motley home party of the first part

always.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004478)





Date: August 28th, 2006 2:45 PM
Author: Ivory Contagious Address Philosopher-king

Q: And what sound did the envelope make when you opened it?

A: Kind of like a bell at first. Maybe, like, a "dinging" sound. And then it yelled something. It was hard to make out, but it kind of sounded like the envelope called me a "fag."

Q: Did you still decide to open up the envelope?

A: Yes.

Q: And what did you find inside?

A: Two subpoenas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6515518)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:12 AM
Author: yellow judgmental point

truly exquisite. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518049)





Date: August 29th, 2006 1:14 AM
Author: naked brilliant principal's office french chef

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518062)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:02 PM
Author: sapphire effete orchestra pit

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004126)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:30 PM
Author: Marvelous shrine black woman

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517233)





Date: August 28th, 2006 11:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible meetinghouse masturbator

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517253)





Date: April 18th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: Histrionic Nursing Home

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955048)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:06 AM
Author: snowy passionate space windowlicker

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955094)





Date: August 29th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: deep ape locus

"The prosecution calls Mr. Ganguly to the stand."

"Mr. Ganguly, with regards to your flow, is it or is it not slick and smooth like diarrhea?"

- "why yes counselor, yes it is"

"OBJECTION: Exhibit 32.1 clearly demonstrates that TALC's flow is far smoother, move to stike Mr. Ganguly's response from the record."

"Objection sustained."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6517689)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: opaque institution dog poop

Motion to Reconsider Evidentiary Ruling

I. Considering the evidence in the record, there is no basis in fact for the assertion that TALC's flow is smoother that Mr. Ganguly's. This should be an issue for the trier of fact, and it is movant's position that no reasonable juror could find that TALC's flow approaches Mr. Ganguly's in non-viscosity. As such, this ruling should be reconsidered and the objection should be OVERRULED.

II. Even if this court decides against the movant's position in Section I, supra, the attributes of Mr. TALC's flow do not change the clear and convicing evidence demonstrating the smoothness of Mr. Ganguly's lyrical stylings - in particular, evidence demonstrating that flow's resemblance to the passage of loose, flowing stool. The abilities of Mr. TALC notwithstanding, Mr. Ganguly's flow is still slick and smooth like diarrhea. Mr. TALC's abilities do not logically preclude such a classification.

For the aforementioned reasons, this court should set aside its ruling striking Mr. Ganguly's response from the record.

Respectfully Submitted,

Without ME it's just AWESO

Interim Counsel for Witness Ganguly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522779)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: deep ape locus

The defense rests. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522808)





Date: July 31st, 2008 8:58 PM
Author: Hot Supple Cuckold

TITCR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026474)





Date: August 29th, 2006 8:25 AM
Author: walnut misanthropic hall prole

Prosecutor: "Nancy Reagan, is it true that your husband, former President Ronald Reagan, is deceased? Please remember, you are under oath."

Ms. Reagan: "Yes."

Judge: "Much as it pains me to do this as a Reagan appointee, I must hold you in contempt of court. Ronald Reagan is clearly alive, well, and posting on AutoAdmit.com as per Prosecution Exhibit Q."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6518727)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: Light location chad

Beauty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522689)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Big-titted cerise sanctuary boiling water

this is under appreciated. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522729)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Maize House Private Investor

America's cities' skylines are TTTs in decline, isn't that correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522712)





Date: August 29th, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: out-of-control parlor police squad

how am i relevant to the proceedings plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522726)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: buff travel guidebook

You will be there to console Great Felcher Onizuka after his tearjerking testimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522852)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible meetinghouse masturbator

You can run through the courtroom naked with GOLDENPALACE.COM tattooed on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522856)





Date: August 29th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: buff travel guidebook

Q: Enforceable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#6522874)





Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: titillating menage preventive strike

Underrated post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337107)





Date: January 2nd, 2007 10:12 PM
Author: Pearly stubborn bawdyhouse

Mr. GTO, where are these BIG CHANGES you have spoken of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7337143)





Date: January 4th, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: Histrionic Nursing Home

"Mr. Goat, would you please tell the court what happened on July 14th, 2004?"

"Certainly, late in the afternoon, I received a call from Cantor Fitzgerald--"

"Objection! Your Honor, that phone conversation has never been authenticated."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7347768)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: painfully honest honey-headed bbw

I can't even remember what the Riehl thing was about anymore, but this thread is still hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955060)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: ruby floppy stage

riehl thought that the 'Macaca' guy @ UVA actually was posting on XOXO. he didnt realize it was an impersonator. and he blogged it and then refused to take it down unless GTO gave the IP to prove that the XO guy wasnt @ UVA like the 'Macaca' kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955074)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: painfully honest honey-headed bbw

oh yeah, haha. what a dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955107)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: black twisted toaster

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoAdmit#S.R._Sidarth_impersonator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955091)





Date: April 18th, 2007 11:10 AM
Author: painfully honest honey-headed bbw

quite an article xoxo has there. nice and long. didn't realize we'd finally made wikipedia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7955114)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:29 PM
Author: Disrespectful business firm

Sometimes I forget what a bastion of ridiculousness this place is. Sadly, however, the wiki doesn't mention the tubgirling of Leiter in its "controversy" section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964320)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chocolate Theater Stage Mad-dog Skullcap

'As of April 15, 2007, no actual civil lawsuit or criminal proceedings have been initiated.'

I love how serious wiki takes itself in these kinds of matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964364)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: Disrespectful business firm

Even better is the "as of April 15th, Ciolli's position as director of education remains vacant" comment. I might send Rach my resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964376)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chocolate Theater Stage Mad-dog Skullcap

ah, I had missed that. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964399)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: Histrionic Nursing Home

lol in one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964422)





Date: April 19th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: snowy passionate space windowlicker

I LOLd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7965349)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:09 PM
Author: Histrionic Nursing Home

Bump for DOJ v. Trustafarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964209)





Date: April 19th, 2007 4:33 PM
Author: Sooty Sandwich Kitchen

"Now, Mr. Trustafarian - if that is in fact your REAL name - you can do this the easy way and simply explain to the court what nefarious coding "wgwag" signifies or we can bring in a team of our best NSA codecrackers and we're gonna find out anyway. Might I suggest the former as a means to demonstrate that you're willing to work with the court to resolve this matter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964342)





Date: April 19th, 2007 5:01 PM
Author: Marvelous shrine black woman

"Objection to Miss Rasquach's statements as being hearsay if they are offered to prove the truth of the matter!"

Opposing Counsel: LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964482)





Date: April 19th, 2007 5:10 PM
Author: Histrionic Nursing Home

lol think of all the fun we could have with Judge Rasquach and the prior statement exceptions.

Opposing counsel: huh? Your Honor don't you see that's 100% inconsistent with what the witness said at the Grand Jury?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#7964515)





Date: June 12th, 2007 12:20 PM
Author: irate beady-eyed really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246494)





Date: June 12th, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Nursing Home

damn i just looked for this.

CGWBT v. remember when I told you I would kill you last, i lied, et al.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8246497)





Date: June 12th, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: pearl exhilarant den

tytyty. This is an excellent read for anyone looking to defend themselves pro se in the upcoming suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248254)





Date: October 25th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: glassy racy range dysfunction

oops, deleted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813194)





Date: June 12th, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: Marvelous shrine black woman

In the upcoming lawsuit:

Judge: Mr D:, please explain the basis for your cross-claim against "all of teh mexicans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8248291)





Date: October 25th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: rose motley home party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#8813098)





Date: December 9th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: vigorous garrison circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004107)





Date: December 10th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: doobsian death wish indirect expression

"Mr. Refrigerator, when did you first post on the site in question?"

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#9004516)





Date: July 31st, 2008 8:02 PM
Author: aromatic filthpig lodge

. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480092&forum_id=2#10026384)