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A girl tells you, "I'm going to pass out. Do whatever you want"

"just use a condom and put my clothes back on when you'...
Chrome Exciting Stock Car Trust Fund
  12/13/09
Nobody in the history of civilization has ever spoken these ...
Thirsty odious mad-dog skullcap
  12/13/09
At least half the girls I have been with have said something...
disgusting yarmulke ape
  12/13/09
wow, that makes you a serial rapist
Submissive 180 police squad
  12/13/09
How is it rape if she has consented?
Garnet house
  12/13/09
someone who is about to pass out from drinking CANT consent ...
Submissive 180 police squad
  12/13/09
Fair
Garnet house
  12/13/09
fair? its the fucking law
Submissive 180 police squad
  12/13/09
Your point is a fair one.
Garnet house
  12/13/09
true, but as a practical matter... if intoxication preven...
mewling razzmatazz place of business
  12/13/09
Mutual incapacitation means you raped each other, and I thin...
obsidian keepsake machete
  12/13/09
no wonder you got a sub 150 lsat score
Submissive 180 police squad
  12/13/09
uh rape isnt a specific intent crime. anyway voluntary intox...
Submissive 180 police squad
  12/13/09
If she can talk, she can consent. Besides, we are not talki...
disgusting yarmulke ape
  12/13/09
well that reads like a passage out of witkin you are igno...
Submissive 180 police squad
  12/13/09
Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM Author: Drunkard (a drun...
duck-like really tough guy
  06/10/10
A virgin on XO is mad that someone else is having sex, why?
House-broken Institution Giraffe
  09/11/10
More like an xoxo virgin is mad because another xoxo virgin ...
aggressive station hominid
  09/11/10
Drunkard's statements are at least realistic. These aspies ...
House-broken Institution Giraffe
  09/11/10
um...lena chen says them to her sociology teacher patrick ha...
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  09/11/10
yes. then you bust out the camera and start mushroom tappin
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  12/13/09
mushroom tapping?
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  12/13/09
take a video of yourself tapping your dick on her forehead
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lol
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  09/11/10
I lol'ed at mushroom tapping. I like you.
Fragrant pervert ratface
  09/11/10
pass out from drinking? if you do anything its rape
Submissive 180 police squad
  12/13/09
If that were the case I would never get laid and every time ...
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  12/13/09
Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM Author: Drunkard (a drunk...
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  06/10/10
sans? do you always meld a little french into your idiocy, c...
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  09/11/10
You're such a loser.
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  09/11/10
I pass.
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I do nothing. My beta side wins out.
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  12/13/09
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agreed. put her clothes back on? what am i a fucking maid?
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OFS Make sure to leave all the spooge in her asshole and ...
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  09/11/10
i would ask my GF if i could fuck her if she passed out. she...
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  12/13/09
is it fun sexing someone who's passed out?
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I guess. I don't see what the big deal is. I drive and wor...
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this is one of the weirdest posts i have read on here
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to be fair, this thread is XO in a nutshell. the utter aspie...
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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: Chrome Exciting Stock Car Trust Fund

"just use a condom and put my clothes back on when you're done."

do you take her at her word?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540708)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: Thirsty odious mad-dog skullcap

Nobody in the history of civilization has ever spoken these words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540718)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: disgusting yarmulke ape

At least half the girls I have been with have said something to this effect. Normally the condom is not mentioned. Usually ends up with me fucking them in a somewhat normal way and me passing out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541263)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: Submissive 180 police squad

wow, that makes you a serial rapist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541292)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: Garnet house

How is it rape if she has consented?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541299)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: Submissive 180 police squad

someone who is about to pass out from drinking CANT consent legally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541312)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: Garnet house

Fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541351)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: Submissive 180 police squad

fair? its the fucking law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541361)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:47 PM
Author: Garnet house

Your point is a fair one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541404)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: mewling razzmatazz place of business

true, but as a practical matter...

if intoxication prevents you from being able to consent, should it equally prevent you from being able to for intent?

if not, what's the relevant distinction between the two mental states?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541380)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: obsidian keepsake machete

Mutual incapacitation means you raped each other, and I think you can be charged equally. What a laughable fucking law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541397)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: Submissive 180 police squad

no wonder you got a sub 150 lsat score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541432)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: Submissive 180 police squad

uh rape isnt a specific intent crime. anyway voluntary intoxication wouldnt be a defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541427)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: disgusting yarmulke ape

If she can talk, she can consent. Besides, we are not talking about first time random hook ups. I think there is an understanding that if you are dating or at least fucking someone for a while that if she passes out you get a free pass to fuck her within reason or at least that is my experience..



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541489)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: Submissive 180 police squad

well that reads like a passage out of witkin

you are ignorant of the law and are a rapist. you disgust me. im done with you and this thread now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541601)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: duck-like really tough guy

Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM

Author: Drunkard (a drunkard's dream if I ever did see one)

At least half the girls I have been with have said something to this effect. Normally the condom is not mentioned. Usually ends up with me fucking them in a somewhat normal way and me passing out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541263)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214302)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:51 AM
Author: House-broken Institution Giraffe

A virgin on XO is mad that someone else is having sex, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016311)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: aggressive station hominid

More like an xoxo virgin is mad because another xoxo virgin is making up tall tales about having sex with women, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018327)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:21 PM
Author: House-broken Institution Giraffe

Drunkard's statements are at least realistic. These aspies getting into a legal discussion are morons. Yes, much of the time people have sex is legally rape because the laws are dumb. So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018624)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: geriatric primrose cuckold goyim

um...lena chen says them to her sociology teacher patrick hamm. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018220)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: Chest-beating high-end deer antler

yes. then you bust out the camera and start mushroom tappin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540724)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:35 PM
Author: Indecent aromatic theatre

mushroom tapping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541281)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: Chest-beating high-end deer antler

take a video of yourself tapping your dick on her forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541310)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:53 AM
Author: beady-eyed misanthropic rehab love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016123)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:06 AM
Author: Fragrant pervert ratface

I lol'ed at mushroom tapping. I like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016164)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: Submissive 180 police squad

pass out from drinking? if you do anything its rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541287)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: disgusting yarmulke ape

If that were the case I would never get laid and every time I had sex the woman would be on trial for rape.

Sans alcohol no one gets laid. Htmfh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541548)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:57 PM
Author: duck-like really tough guy

Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM

Author: Drunkard (a drunkard's dream if I ever did see one)

If that were the case I would never get laid and every time I had sex the woman would be on trial for rape.

Sans alcohol no one gets laid. Htmfh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541548)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214312)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:50 AM
Author: chartreuse locus

sans? do you always meld a little french into your idiocy, cool guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016310)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 12:09 PM
Author: Very tactful nursing home

You're such a loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016946)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: motley chad

I pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018216)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: Know-it-all slippery lettuce depressive

I do nothing. My beta side wins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540731)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: Translucent bisexual shrine

Anal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541271)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: Big Indian Lodge Puppy

agreed. put her clothes back on? what am i a fucking maid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541306)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: obsidian keepsake machete

OFS

Make sure to leave all the spooge in her asshole and leave her naked, alone, and creampied in the asshole in the morning. That will be fun to deal with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541323)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:07 AM
Author: Fragrant pervert ratface

Haha. Fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016170)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: flickering reading party senate

i would ask my GF if i could fuck her if she passed out. she always said yes, but obv i could only do whatever she had previously allowed (no anal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541555)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: spruce national wrinkle

is it fun sexing someone who's passed out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541562)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: disgusting yarmulke ape

I guess. I don't see what the big deal is. I drive and work near passed out. There is a level of trust if you are seeing or fucking somone. It is not like someone is going to live out their nullo fantasy while you are passed out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541609)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:45 PM
Author: Curious menage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405972)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:20 PM
Author: flickering reading party senate

yea it could be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541669)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 3:56 PM
Author: Unholy Fortuitous Meteor

if she's still warm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387007)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: racy kink-friendly office

Paint penis on her face and upload pic to facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541606)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:17 PM
Author: racy kink-friendly office

Paint sharingans on her arm and upload pics to narutoforums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541647)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: racy kink-friendly office

Put her hand in a bowl of warm water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541653)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: racy kink-friendly office

Put shaving creams on her hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541658)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:21 PM
Author: drunken immigrant

1. Violent anal

2. Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers. Immediately prior to climax I rap my stick lightly against her bottom row of teeth, through her agape mouth, with a segment from my beef rod resting on her lower lip, my gland touching her tonsils, and my thumb's knuckle touching her nostrils.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541686)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:19 AM
Author: cracking startled market

this is one of the weirdest posts i have read on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207551)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:23 AM
Author: Stubborn point

to be fair, this thread is XO in a nutshell. the utter aspieness of it is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207567)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:28 AM
Author: cracking startled market

"Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers"

also, the precision of the "thumb's knuckle" on her nostrils

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207582)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:25 AM
Author: spectacular area foreskin

Call 911 and turn her to paramedics to avoid ethical dilemmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207575)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 4:49 AM
Author: racy kink-friendly office

And then the paramedics rape her and she blames me? NEVER AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207825)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:48 AM
Author: idiotic background story casino

You wait for her to black out completely when her slack self is draped over the arm of your couch awkwardly, then you summon your xoxohth friends and have them watch as you, having just come from your bathroom, shake the last dribbles of urine from the tip of your penis into her agape mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207651)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:59 AM
Author: crusty cruise ship marketing idea

When she wakes up she'll regret whatever happened, so I would leave her there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207692)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:18 AM
Author: Vigorous corner feces

Whatever I want? OFS, check this out.

First thing I do is I set up a chessboard. She's black, one minute blitz game, no bonus time. Knight to B3, Black forfeits, I win. Gain three points on my FIDE ranking.

OFS

Then I buy a dromedary, go riding through the Arabian desert, swinging a perfect cutlass of luminous steel, sweep everything before me. Drink a nice cold glass of lemonade.

OFS

Then I get a giant howitzer, go riding through the African safari blasting away at antelopes and elephants and lions and waterfalls, landing mortars left and right as the natives look in awe upon their Thunder God.

OFS

Then I go to Wal-Mart, buy up all the Lego sets on her credit card, build them all together in one connecting supersite and enter the concept design in Architectural Digest magazine with a thoughtful three-paragraph essay on trends in postmodern design.

OFS

Then I sit down and craft my majestic novel of heartbreak, desolation, loss, and powerful redemption, playing a violin tune of such unearthly sadness that parents leave their children in despair and wander mad through the streets.

OFS

Then I play in the NBA finals, run the ball down to half-court with one second on the clock, launch the ball into space so that it barely misses geosynchronous orbit before returning to the earth as a pile of solemn ashes drifting into the net, which coalesce to form the most beautiful shot in human history.

OFS

Then I poast it all on xoxo and you jackalopes say I should've raped her, but I'm like bitch wasn't even that attractive, I like to cum on their face, that's my thing.

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207872)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:43 AM
Author: Rambunctious Territorial Plaza Codepig

nmultiple 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207885)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:19 AM
Author: Brilliant Low-t Sound Barrier Trailer Park

I nearly spat my coffee laughing at this, OFS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207905)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:24 AM
Author: Supple Ticket Booth

this isnt funny at all, the two poaster above are faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207907)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:51 AM
Author: Lake Irradiated Library

u mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207919)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:12 AM
Author: Concupiscible bespoke laser beams lodge

excellent moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208132)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:31 AM
Author: yapping school cafeteria volcanic crater

Actually it's pretty damn funny, and earns multiple 180s for the creative and original aspects of it alone. FIDE? Dromedary? That's gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208201)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 8:41 AM
Author: Scarlet boyish main people

i like it, i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207986)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:17 AM
Author: gay death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208021)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:47 AM
Author: sadistic principal's office persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208062)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: bull headed jade sandwich genital piercing

168

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208127)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:20 AM
Author: Translucent bisexual shrine

Maybe my favorite poast of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208155)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: geriatric primrose cuckold goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018247)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:52 AM
Author: Hyperactive amber national security agency

Yeah, you gotta think big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208271)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:10 AM
Author: buff vengeful dilemma milk

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208384)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:33 PM
Author: Translucent bisexual shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214056)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:34 PM
Author: Comical digit ratio boistinker

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214067)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: rebellious pontificating mexican

176

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214274)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: rough-skinned roommate state

stupid post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016010)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:30 AM
Author: mauve bat-shit-crazy school antidepressant drug

thanks buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016035)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:41 AM
Author: hairraiser balding hunting ground

original, friend

"playing a violin tune of such unearthly sadness that parents leave their children in despair and wander mad through the streets."

I would love a link to an exemplary tune, if you could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016085)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:31 PM
Author: Contagious ivory lay water buffalo

180 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018146)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Frum flirting hall headpube

Still among my favorite poasts of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018187)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: chestnut hospital pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018213)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: spruce national wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018262)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:06 PM
Author: Opaque Piazza Private Investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018486)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:27 PM
Author: Trip Theater Stage Stain

this isn't funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018699)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 3:50 PM
Author: Galvanic coiffed doctorate friendly grandma

I will probably never get over this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17386966)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:25 PM
Author: Topaz resort dog poop

that's because it's a fucking amazing post ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111106)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: Metal philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111137)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: Rambunctious Territorial Plaza Codepig

lol keep responding to cgtp months after she retired from this board, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111727)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 11:43 AM
Author: Topaz resort dog poop

okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405533)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:27 PM
Author: Pearl Cerebral Toaster Mad Cow Disease

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111114)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: bright razzle-dazzle orchestra pit new version

meh, 158 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111133)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: snowy elite public bath

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111712)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring milky range

gets better and better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111771)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:23 PM
Author: salmon multi-colored ladyboy

this is an incredible poast, but it would have been even better had the last sentence been omitted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405825)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:24 PM
Author: Topaz resort dog poop

You don't like the "that's my thing" meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405834)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:27 PM
Author: salmon multi-colored ladyboy

i'm in favor of it, but it's the rest of the sentence that i take issue with. no need to explain the joke; better to leave us with a list of creative and surreal shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405858)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:30 PM
Author: Topaz resort dog poop

Well I'm not going to ruin it with a lengthy disquisition on whether or not it's good, I'll merely disagree. This might be my favorite non-twist/mcbeef/MDP/other canonical monikers poast on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405876)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:31 PM
Author: salmon multi-colored ladyboy

fair. it was a really minor quibble in any case.

now stop beating around the bush and fuck my ass brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405884)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:23 PM
Author: aqua pit pisswyrm



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained godawful messiness goal in life

164

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405995)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 4:42 PM
Author: Topaz resort dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19683721)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:26 PM
Author: floppy heaven legend

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684874)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:21 AM
Author: rebellious pontificating mexican

She is a cop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207875)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:06 AM
Author: Excitant dark stage

Future inmates ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207903)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:23 AM
Author: Supple Ticket Booth

terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots arguing about the law. toss in a handful of genuinely creepy posts, and you've got a delicious failcake. i award you all ZERO points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207906)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:08 AM
Author: histrionic violent brunch

"terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots arguing about the law. toss in a handful of genuinely creepy posts, and you've got a delicious failcake."

WTF? This is all xoxo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208013)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:47 AM
Author: sadistic principal's office persian

you must be new here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208065)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: claret shitlib kitchen

i was on board until you started spouting message board lingo like a 17 year old girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208119)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: Frum flirting hall headpube

enjoy your failbrownie faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018190)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: bull headed jade sandwich genital piercing

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018226)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:21 AM
Author: Translucent bisexual shrine

Don't look now, but I suspect you may be a faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208160)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:07 AM
Author: Frisky painfully honest locale black woman

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208374)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: Twisted arousing native

Carla?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684817)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:42 AM
Author: hairraiser balding hunting ground

i am very horny but very depressed. i wish i could find a girls who would say such things to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016094)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: Tan doobsian crackhouse generalized bond

ITT: Rapists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018130)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:31 PM
Author: cerise out-of-control cuckoldry multi-billionaire

ty for the original and insightful comment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018144)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: Pale nofapping church

i was going to come here and say i'd expect this to be normal in relationships. i mean who cares?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387049)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 5:02 PM
Author: Arrogant mother toilet seat



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:45 PM
Author: Curious menage rigpig



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:39 PM
Author: Grizzly stimulating people who are hurt

put a ring on her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405935)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: mauve bat-shit-crazy school antidepressant drug

lol some girl said this to me once! i jerked off next to her ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684839)