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A girl tells you, "I'm going to pass out. Do whatever you want"

"just use a condom and put my clothes back on when you'...
Wonderful Center Place Of Business
  12/13/09
Nobody in the history of civilization has ever spoken these ...
laughsome corn cake
  12/13/09
At least half the girls I have been with have said something...
wine house idea he suggested
  12/13/09
wow, that makes you a serial rapist
metal carmine crotch
  12/13/09
How is it rape if she has consented?
Cream hilarious hall
  12/13/09
someone who is about to pass out from drinking CANT consent ...
metal carmine crotch
  12/13/09
Fair
Cream hilarious hall
  12/13/09
fair? its the fucking law
metal carmine crotch
  12/13/09
Your point is a fair one.
Cream hilarious hall
  12/13/09
true, but as a practical matter... if intoxication preven...
trip coral whorehouse cuckold
  12/13/09
Mutual incapacitation means you raped each other, and I thin...
Stubborn Vermilion Gunner
  12/13/09
no wonder you got a sub 150 lsat score
metal carmine crotch
  12/13/09
uh rape isnt a specific intent crime. anyway voluntary intox...
metal carmine crotch
  12/13/09
If she can talk, she can consent. Besides, we are not talki...
wine house idea he suggested
  12/13/09
well that reads like a passage out of witkin you are igno...
metal carmine crotch
  12/13/09
Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM Author: Drunkard (a drun...
Motley mahogany pisswyrm
  06/10/10
A virgin on XO is mad that someone else is having sex, why?
Gold electric theatre hominid
  09/11/10
More like an xoxo virgin is mad because another xoxo virgin ...
fuchsia internal respiration
  09/11/10
Drunkard's statements are at least realistic. These aspies ...
Gold electric theatre hominid
  09/11/10
um...lena chen says them to her sociology teacher patrick ha...
boyish menage halford
  09/11/10
yes. then you bust out the camera and start mushroom tappin
provocative narrow-minded brunch
  12/13/09
mushroom tapping?
Excitant milky step-uncle's house
  12/13/09
take a video of yourself tapping your dick on her forehead
provocative narrow-minded brunch
  12/13/09
lol
violent ultramarine patrolman persian
  09/11/10
I lol'ed at mushroom tapping. I like you.
concupiscible haunted graveyard
  09/11/10
pass out from drinking? if you do anything its rape
metal carmine crotch
  12/13/09
If that were the case I would never get laid and every time ...
wine house idea he suggested
  12/13/09
Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM Author: Drunkard (a drunk...
Motley mahogany pisswyrm
  06/10/10
sans? do you always meld a little french into your idiocy, c...
Disrespectful location
  09/11/10
You're such a loser.
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  09/11/10
I pass.
marvelous theater stage
  09/11/10
I do nothing. My beta side wins out.
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  12/13/09
Anal.
rough-skinned ladyboy
  12/13/09
agreed. put her clothes back on? what am i a fucking maid?
Aphrodisiac keepsake machete
  12/13/09
OFS Make sure to leave all the spooge in her asshole and ...
Stubborn Vermilion Gunner
  12/13/09
Haha. Fuck that.
concupiscible haunted graveyard
  09/11/10
i would ask my GF if i could fuck her if she passed out. she...
Plum diverse mother
  12/13/09
is it fun sexing someone who's passed out?
Khaki locus alpha
  12/13/09
I guess. I don't see what the big deal is. I drive and wor...
wine house idea he suggested
  12/13/09
...
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  11/20/11
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Plum diverse mother
  12/13/09
if she's still warm
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  02/27/11
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Fighting Church Preventive Strike
  12/13/09
Paint sharingans on her arm and upload pics to narutoforums
Fighting Church Preventive Strike
  12/13/09
Put her hand in a bowl of warm water
Fighting Church Preventive Strike
  12/13/09
Put shaving creams on her hands.
Fighting Church Preventive Strike
  12/13/09
1. Violent anal 2. Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jiz...
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  12/13/09
this is one of the weirdest posts i have read on here
Fishy dingle berry
  06/10/10
to be fair, this thread is XO in a nutshell. the utter aspie...
Very tactful cuck
  06/10/10
"Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers"...
Fishy dingle berry
  06/10/10
Call 911 and turn her to paramedics to avoid ethical dilemma...
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  06/10/10
And then the paramedics rape her and she blames me? NEVER AG...
Fighting Church Preventive Strike
  06/10/10
You wait for her to black out completely when her slack self...
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  06/10/10
When she wakes up she'll regret whatever happened, so I woul...
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  06/10/10
nmultiple 180
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  06/10/10
I nearly spat my coffee laughing at this, OFS.
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  06/10/10
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  06/10/10
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  06/10/10
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  06/10/10
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  06/10/10
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  09/11/10
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  09/11/10
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  09/11/10
original, friend "playing a violin tune of such unea...
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  09/11/10
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  09/11/10
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Khaki locus alpha
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  09/11/10
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I will probably never get over this post.
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  02/27/11
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  10/05/11
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Idiotic headpube
  10/05/11
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  11/20/11
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  10/05/11
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  10/05/11
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  10/05/11
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  11/20/11
You don't like the "that's my thing" meme?
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  11/20/11
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  11/20/11
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  01/01/12
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  01/01/12
She is a cop.
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  06/10/10
Future inmates ITT
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  06/10/10
terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots a...
Jet knife main people
  06/10/10
"terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie fag...
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  06/10/10
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  06/10/10
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  06/10/10
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  09/11/10
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  09/11/10
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  06/10/10
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  01/01/12
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jet-lagged dopamine
  09/11/10
ITT: Rapists
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  09/11/10
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  09/11/10
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  11/20/11
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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: Wonderful Center Place Of Business

"just use a condom and put my clothes back on when you're done."

do you take her at her word?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540708)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: laughsome corn cake

Nobody in the history of civilization has ever spoken these words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540718)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: wine house idea he suggested

At least half the girls I have been with have said something to this effect. Normally the condom is not mentioned. Usually ends up with me fucking them in a somewhat normal way and me passing out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541263)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: metal carmine crotch

wow, that makes you a serial rapist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541292)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: Cream hilarious hall

How is it rape if she has consented?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541299)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: metal carmine crotch

someone who is about to pass out from drinking CANT consent legally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541312)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: Cream hilarious hall

Fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541351)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: metal carmine crotch

fair? its the fucking law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541361)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:47 PM
Author: Cream hilarious hall

Your point is a fair one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541404)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: trip coral whorehouse cuckold

true, but as a practical matter...

if intoxication prevents you from being able to consent, should it equally prevent you from being able to for intent?

if not, what's the relevant distinction between the two mental states?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541380)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Stubborn Vermilion Gunner

Mutual incapacitation means you raped each other, and I think you can be charged equally. What a laughable fucking law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541397)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: metal carmine crotch

no wonder you got a sub 150 lsat score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541432)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: metal carmine crotch

uh rape isnt a specific intent crime. anyway voluntary intoxication wouldnt be a defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541427)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: wine house idea he suggested

If she can talk, she can consent. Besides, we are not talking about first time random hook ups. I think there is an understanding that if you are dating or at least fucking someone for a while that if she passes out you get a free pass to fuck her within reason or at least that is my experience..



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541489)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: metal carmine crotch

well that reads like a passage out of witkin

you are ignorant of the law and are a rapist. you disgust me. im done with you and this thread now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541601)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Motley mahogany pisswyrm

Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM

Author: Drunkard (a drunkard's dream if I ever did see one)

At least half the girls I have been with have said something to this effect. Normally the condom is not mentioned. Usually ends up with me fucking them in a somewhat normal way and me passing out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541263)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214302)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:51 AM
Author: Gold electric theatre hominid

A virgin on XO is mad that someone else is having sex, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016311)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: fuchsia internal respiration

More like an xoxo virgin is mad because another xoxo virgin is making up tall tales about having sex with women, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018327)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:21 PM
Author: Gold electric theatre hominid

Drunkard's statements are at least realistic. These aspies getting into a legal discussion are morons. Yes, much of the time people have sex is legally rape because the laws are dumb. So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018624)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: boyish menage halford

um...lena chen says them to her sociology teacher patrick hamm. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018220)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: provocative narrow-minded brunch

yes. then you bust out the camera and start mushroom tappin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540724)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:35 PM
Author: Excitant milky step-uncle's house

mushroom tapping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541281)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: provocative narrow-minded brunch

take a video of yourself tapping your dick on her forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541310)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:53 AM
Author: violent ultramarine patrolman persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016123)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:06 AM
Author: concupiscible haunted graveyard

I lol'ed at mushroom tapping. I like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016164)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: metal carmine crotch

pass out from drinking? if you do anything its rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541287)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: wine house idea he suggested

If that were the case I would never get laid and every time I had sex the woman would be on trial for rape.

Sans alcohol no one gets laid. Htmfh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541548)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:57 PM
Author: Motley mahogany pisswyrm

Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM

Author: Drunkard (a drunkard's dream if I ever did see one)

If that were the case I would never get laid and every time I had sex the woman would be on trial for rape.

Sans alcohol no one gets laid. Htmfh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541548)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214312)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:50 AM
Author: Disrespectful location

sans? do you always meld a little french into your idiocy, cool guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016310)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 12:09 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone thriller gaming laptop fat ankles

You're such a loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016946)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: marvelous theater stage

I pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018216)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: multi-colored hairless multi-billionaire blood rage

I do nothing. My beta side wins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540731)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: rough-skinned ladyboy

Anal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541271)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac keepsake machete

agreed. put her clothes back on? what am i a fucking maid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541306)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: Stubborn Vermilion Gunner

OFS

Make sure to leave all the spooge in her asshole and leave her naked, alone, and creampied in the asshole in the morning. That will be fun to deal with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541323)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:07 AM
Author: concupiscible haunted graveyard

Haha. Fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016170)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: Plum diverse mother

i would ask my GF if i could fuck her if she passed out. she always said yes, but obv i could only do whatever she had previously allowed (no anal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541555)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: Khaki locus alpha

is it fun sexing someone who's passed out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541562)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: wine house idea he suggested

I guess. I don't see what the big deal is. I drive and work near passed out. There is a level of trust if you are seeing or fucking somone. It is not like someone is going to live out their nullo fantasy while you are passed out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541609)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:45 PM
Author: bossy chocolate gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405972)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:20 PM
Author: Plum diverse mother

yea it could be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541669)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 3:56 PM
Author: autistic lemon orchestra pit psychic

if she's still warm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387007)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: Fighting Church Preventive Strike

Paint penis on her face and upload pic to facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541606)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:17 PM
Author: Fighting Church Preventive Strike

Paint sharingans on her arm and upload pics to narutoforums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541647)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: Fighting Church Preventive Strike

Put her hand in a bowl of warm water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541653)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: Fighting Church Preventive Strike

Put shaving creams on her hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541658)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:21 PM
Author: Lilac mental disorder tanning salon

1. Violent anal

2. Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers. Immediately prior to climax I rap my stick lightly against her bottom row of teeth, through her agape mouth, with a segment from my beef rod resting on her lower lip, my gland touching her tonsils, and my thumb's knuckle touching her nostrils.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541686)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:19 AM
Author: Fishy dingle berry

this is one of the weirdest posts i have read on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207551)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:23 AM
Author: Very tactful cuck

to be fair, this thread is XO in a nutshell. the utter aspieness of it is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207567)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:28 AM
Author: Fishy dingle berry

"Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers"

also, the precision of the "thumb's knuckle" on her nostrils

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207582)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:25 AM
Author: well-lubricated sadistic wagecucks immigrant

Call 911 and turn her to paramedics to avoid ethical dilemmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207575)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 4:49 AM
Author: Fighting Church Preventive Strike

And then the paramedics rape her and she blames me? NEVER AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207825)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:48 AM
Author: ebony buck-toothed stead pozpig

You wait for her to black out completely when her slack self is draped over the arm of your couch awkwardly, then you summon your xoxohth friends and have them watch as you, having just come from your bathroom, shake the last dribbles of urine from the tip of your penis into her agape mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207651)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:59 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle angry senate death wish

When she wakes up she'll regret whatever happened, so I would leave her there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207692)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:18 AM
Author: Haunting Harsh Faggotry Dilemma

Whatever I want? OFS, check this out.

First thing I do is I set up a chessboard. She's black, one minute blitz game, no bonus time. Knight to B3, Black forfeits, I win. Gain three points on my FIDE ranking.

OFS

Then I buy a dromedary, go riding through the Arabian desert, swinging a perfect cutlass of luminous steel, sweep everything before me. Drink a nice cold glass of lemonade.

OFS

Then I get a giant howitzer, go riding through the African safari blasting away at antelopes and elephants and lions and waterfalls, landing mortars left and right as the natives look in awe upon their Thunder God.

OFS

Then I go to Wal-Mart, buy up all the Lego sets on her credit card, build them all together in one connecting supersite and enter the concept design in Architectural Digest magazine with a thoughtful three-paragraph essay on trends in postmodern design.

OFS

Then I sit down and craft my majestic novel of heartbreak, desolation, loss, and powerful redemption, playing a violin tune of such unearthly sadness that parents leave their children in despair and wander mad through the streets.

OFS

Then I play in the NBA finals, run the ball down to half-court with one second on the clock, launch the ball into space so that it barely misses geosynchronous orbit before returning to the earth as a pile of solemn ashes drifting into the net, which coalesce to form the most beautiful shot in human history.

OFS

Then I poast it all on xoxo and you jackalopes say I should've raped her, but I'm like bitch wasn't even that attractive, I like to cum on their face, that's my thing.

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207872)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:43 AM
Author: Idiotic headpube

nmultiple 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207885)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:19 AM
Author: Hideous marketing idea

I nearly spat my coffee laughing at this, OFS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207905)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:24 AM
Author: Jet knife main people

this isnt funny at all, the two poaster above are faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207907)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:51 AM
Author: Talking curious garrison

u mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207919)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:12 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring market

excellent moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208132)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:31 AM
Author: cocky walnut quadroon temple

Actually it's pretty damn funny, and earns multiple 180s for the creative and original aspects of it alone. FIDE? Dromedary? That's gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208201)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 8:41 AM
Author: nighttime party of the first part

i like it, i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207986)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:17 AM
Author: adulterous burgundy athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208021)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:47 AM
Author: Outnumbered son of senegal national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208062)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: comical soggy base

168

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208127)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:20 AM
Author: rough-skinned ladyboy

Maybe my favorite poast of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208155)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: boyish menage halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018247)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:52 AM
Author: Startling people who are hurt stag film

Yeah, you gotta think big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208271)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:10 AM
Author: Costumed titillating school pervert

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208384)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:33 PM
Author: rough-skinned ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214056)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:34 PM
Author: Gay doobsian church building

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214067)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: vibrant generalized bond parlour

176

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214274)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: Aromatic Goyim

stupid post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016010)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:30 AM
Author: Rose locale mood

thanks buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016035)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:41 AM
Author: jet-lagged dopamine

original, friend

"playing a violin tune of such unearthly sadness that parents leave their children in despair and wander mad through the streets."

I would love a link to an exemplary tune, if you could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016085)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:31 PM
Author: Crystalline property

180 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018146)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Violent bistre area telephone

Still among my favorite poasts of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018187)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: french factory reset button mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018213)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: Khaki locus alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018262)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:06 PM
Author: Shimmering cuckoldry pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018486)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:27 PM
Author: floppy unhinged digit ratio resort

this isn't funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018699)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 3:50 PM
Author: Maize Shivering Range

I will probably never get over this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17386966)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:25 PM
Author: Domesticated Orchid Sandwich Associate

that's because it's a fucking amazing post ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111106)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: insanely creepy potus voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111137)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: Idiotic headpube

lol keep responding to cgtp months after she retired from this board, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111727)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 11:43 AM
Author: Domesticated Orchid Sandwich Associate

okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405533)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:27 PM
Author: Sooty Jew Ticket Booth

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111114)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: pea-brained selfie old irish cottage

meh, 158 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111133)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: purple alcoholic karate chapel

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111712)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: Grizzly den love of her life

gets better and better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111771)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:23 PM
Author: Poppy bonkers hairy legs gas station

this is an incredible poast, but it would have been even better had the last sentence been omitted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405825)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:24 PM
Author: Domesticated Orchid Sandwich Associate

You don't like the "that's my thing" meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405834)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:27 PM
Author: Poppy bonkers hairy legs gas station

i'm in favor of it, but it's the rest of the sentence that i take issue with. no need to explain the joke; better to leave us with a list of creative and surreal shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405858)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:30 PM
Author: Domesticated Orchid Sandwich Associate

Well I'm not going to ruin it with a lengthy disquisition on whether or not it's good, I'll merely disagree. This might be my favorite non-twist/mcbeef/MDP/other canonical monikers poast on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405876)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:31 PM
Author: Poppy bonkers hairy legs gas station

fair. it was a really minor quibble in any case.

now stop beating around the bush and fuck my ass brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405884)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:23 PM
Author: Mint charismatic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684855)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:49 PM
Author: Mentally impaired stage sound barrier

164

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405995)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 4:42 PM
Author: Domesticated Orchid Sandwich Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19683721)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:26 PM
Author: Irradiated scarlet chad

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684874)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:21 AM
Author: vibrant generalized bond parlour

She is a cop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207875)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:06 AM
Author: Violet native

Future inmates ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207903)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:23 AM
Author: Jet knife main people

terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots arguing about the law. toss in a handful of genuinely creepy posts, and you've got a delicious failcake. i award you all ZERO points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207906)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:08 AM
Author: territorial bipolar meetinghouse

"terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots arguing about the law. toss in a handful of genuinely creepy posts, and you've got a delicious failcake."

WTF? This is all xoxo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208013)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:47 AM
Author: Outnumbered son of senegal national security agency

you must be new here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208065)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: judgmental theater

i was on board until you started spouting message board lingo like a 17 year old girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208119)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: Violent bistre area telephone

enjoy your failbrownie faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018190)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: comical soggy base

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018226)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:21 AM
Author: rough-skinned ladyboy

Don't look now, but I suspect you may be a faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208160)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:07 AM
Author: Garnet jap

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208374)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: Cobalt Laser Beams

Carla?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684817)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:42 AM
Author: jet-lagged dopamine

i am very horny but very depressed. i wish i could find a girls who would say such things to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016094)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: Pale glittery mad-dog skullcap

ITT: Rapists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018130)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:31 PM
Author: yapping site

ty for the original and insightful comment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018144)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz incel queen of the night

i was going to come here and say i'd expect this to be normal in relationships. i mean who cares?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387049)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 5:02 PM
Author: Chrome crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387687)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:45 PM
Author: bossy chocolate gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405978)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:39 PM
Author: bespoke 180 boistinker affirmative action

put a ring on her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405935)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Rose locale mood

lol some girl said this to me once! i jerked off next to her ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684839)