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A girl tells you, "I'm going to pass out. Do whatever you want"

"just use a condom and put my clothes back on when you'...
motley judgmental antidepressant drug hall
  12/13/09
Nobody in the history of civilization has ever spoken these ...
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  12/13/09
At least half the girls I have been with have said something...
diverse station
  12/13/09
wow, that makes you a serial rapist
sepia crackhouse electric furnace
  12/13/09
How is it rape if she has consented?
Milky dingle berry national security agency
  12/13/09
someone who is about to pass out from drinking CANT consent ...
sepia crackhouse electric furnace
  12/13/09
Fair
Milky dingle berry national security agency
  12/13/09
fair? its the fucking law
sepia crackhouse electric furnace
  12/13/09
Your point is a fair one.
Milky dingle berry national security agency
  12/13/09
true, but as a practical matter... if intoxication preven...
racy ticket booth chad
  12/13/09
Mutual incapacitation means you raped each other, and I thin...
Massive boistinker senate
  12/13/09
no wonder you got a sub 150 lsat score
sepia crackhouse electric furnace
  12/13/09
uh rape isnt a specific intent crime. anyway voluntary intox...
sepia crackhouse electric furnace
  12/13/09
If she can talk, she can consent. Besides, we are not talki...
diverse station
  12/13/09
well that reads like a passage out of witkin you are igno...
sepia crackhouse electric furnace
  12/13/09
Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM Author: Drunkard (a drun...
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A virgin on XO is mad that someone else is having sex, why?
Fiercely-loyal hairraiser locus volcanic crater
  09/11/10
More like an xoxo virgin is mad because another xoxo virgin ...
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  09/11/10
Drunkard's statements are at least realistic. These aspies ...
Fiercely-loyal hairraiser locus volcanic crater
  09/11/10
um...lena chen says them to her sociology teacher patrick ha...
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  09/11/10
yes. then you bust out the camera and start mushroom tappin
Vivacious regret
  12/13/09
mushroom tapping?
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  12/13/09
take a video of yourself tapping your dick on her forehead
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  12/13/09
lol
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  09/11/10
I lol'ed at mushroom tapping. I like you.
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  09/11/10
pass out from drinking? if you do anything its rape
sepia crackhouse electric furnace
  12/13/09
If that were the case I would never get laid and every time ...
diverse station
  12/13/09
Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM Author: Drunkard (a drunk...
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  06/10/10
sans? do you always meld a little french into your idiocy, c...
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  09/11/10
You're such a loser.
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  09/11/10
I pass.
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  09/11/10
I do nothing. My beta side wins out.
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  12/13/09
Anal.
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  12/13/09
agreed. put her clothes back on? what am i a fucking maid?
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OFS Make sure to leave all the spooge in her asshole and ...
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  12/13/09
Haha. Fuck that.
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i would ask my GF if i could fuck her if she passed out. she...
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  12/13/09
is it fun sexing someone who's passed out?
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  12/13/09
this is one of the weirdest posts i have read on here
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to be fair, this thread is XO in a nutshell. the utter aspie...
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"Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers"...
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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: motley judgmental antidepressant drug hall

"just use a condom and put my clothes back on when you're done."

do you take her at her word?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540708)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: translucent knife brunch

Nobody in the history of civilization has ever spoken these words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540718)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: diverse station

At least half the girls I have been with have said something to this effect. Normally the condom is not mentioned. Usually ends up with me fucking them in a somewhat normal way and me passing out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541263)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse electric furnace

wow, that makes you a serial rapist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541292)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: Milky dingle berry national security agency

How is it rape if she has consented?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541299)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse electric furnace

someone who is about to pass out from drinking CANT consent legally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541312)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: Milky dingle berry national security agency

Fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541351)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse electric furnace

fair? its the fucking law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541361)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:47 PM
Author: Milky dingle berry national security agency

Your point is a fair one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541404)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: racy ticket booth chad

true, but as a practical matter...

if intoxication prevents you from being able to consent, should it equally prevent you from being able to for intent?

if not, what's the relevant distinction between the two mental states?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541380)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Massive boistinker senate

Mutual incapacitation means you raped each other, and I think you can be charged equally. What a laughable fucking law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541397)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse electric furnace

no wonder you got a sub 150 lsat score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541432)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse electric furnace

uh rape isnt a specific intent crime. anyway voluntary intoxication wouldnt be a defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541427)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: diverse station

If she can talk, she can consent. Besides, we are not talking about first time random hook ups. I think there is an understanding that if you are dating or at least fucking someone for a while that if she passes out you get a free pass to fuck her within reason or at least that is my experience..



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541489)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse electric furnace

well that reads like a passage out of witkin

you are ignorant of the law and are a rapist. you disgust me. im done with you and this thread now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541601)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: marvelous alcoholic private investor tattoo

Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM

Author: Drunkard (a drunkard's dream if I ever did see one)

At least half the girls I have been with have said something to this effect. Normally the condom is not mentioned. Usually ends up with me fucking them in a somewhat normal way and me passing out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541263)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214302)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:51 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairraiser locus volcanic crater

A virgin on XO is mad that someone else is having sex, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016311)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: sapphire nursing home marketing idea

More like an xoxo virgin is mad because another xoxo virgin is making up tall tales about having sex with women, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018327)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairraiser locus volcanic crater

Drunkard's statements are at least realistic. These aspies getting into a legal discussion are morons. Yes, much of the time people have sex is legally rape because the laws are dumb. So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018624)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: turquoise metal parlour ape

um...lena chen says them to her sociology teacher patrick hamm. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018220)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: Vivacious regret

yes. then you bust out the camera and start mushroom tappin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540724)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:35 PM
Author: magical smoky parlor

mushroom tapping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541281)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: Vivacious regret

take a video of yourself tapping your dick on her forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541310)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:53 AM
Author: twisted electric step-uncle's house psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016123)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:06 AM
Author: Drab Faggot Firefighter Dilemma

I lol'ed at mushroom tapping. I like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016164)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse electric furnace

pass out from drinking? if you do anything its rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541287)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: diverse station

If that were the case I would never get laid and every time I had sex the woman would be on trial for rape.

Sans alcohol no one gets laid. Htmfh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541548)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:57 PM
Author: marvelous alcoholic private investor tattoo

Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM

Author: Drunkard (a drunkard's dream if I ever did see one)

If that were the case I would never get laid and every time I had sex the woman would be on trial for rape.

Sans alcohol no one gets laid. Htmfh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541548)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214312)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:50 AM
Author: Splenetic Market

sans? do you always meld a little french into your idiocy, cool guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016310)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 12:09 PM
Author: Buck-toothed house-broken den

You're such a loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016946)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Jade sound barrier

I pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018216)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: learning disabled set rigor

I do nothing. My beta side wins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540731)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: unhinged corner

Anal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541271)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy fat ankles

agreed. put her clothes back on? what am i a fucking maid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541306)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: Massive boistinker senate

OFS

Make sure to leave all the spooge in her asshole and leave her naked, alone, and creampied in the asshole in the morning. That will be fun to deal with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541323)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:07 AM
Author: Drab Faggot Firefighter Dilemma

Haha. Fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016170)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: ruby hominid principal's office

i would ask my GF if i could fuck her if she passed out. she always said yes, but obv i could only do whatever she had previously allowed (no anal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541555)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: Disrespectful friendly grandma

is it fun sexing someone who's passed out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541562)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: diverse station

I guess. I don't see what the big deal is. I drive and work near passed out. There is a level of trust if you are seeing or fucking somone. It is not like someone is going to live out their nullo fantasy while you are passed out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541609)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:45 PM
Author: Heady haunting resort gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405972)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:20 PM
Author: ruby hominid principal's office

yea it could be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541669)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 3:56 PM
Author: Submissive point bbw

if she's still warm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387007)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged wonderful lodge goyim

Paint penis on her face and upload pic to facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541606)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:17 PM
Author: jet-lagged wonderful lodge goyim

Paint sharingans on her arm and upload pics to narutoforums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541647)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged wonderful lodge goyim

Put her hand in a bowl of warm water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541653)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged wonderful lodge goyim

Put shaving creams on her hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541658)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:21 PM
Author: khaki hospital

1. Violent anal

2. Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers. Immediately prior to climax I rap my stick lightly against her bottom row of teeth, through her agape mouth, with a segment from my beef rod resting on her lower lip, my gland touching her tonsils, and my thumb's knuckle touching her nostrils.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541686)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:19 AM
Author: Amber disgusting rehab goal in life

this is one of the weirdest posts i have read on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207551)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:23 AM
Author: Lilac pistol boltzmann

to be fair, this thread is XO in a nutshell. the utter aspieness of it is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207567)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:28 AM
Author: Amber disgusting rehab goal in life

"Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers"

also, the precision of the "thumb's knuckle" on her nostrils

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207582)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:25 AM
Author: Fragrant Pisswyrm

Call 911 and turn her to paramedics to avoid ethical dilemmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207575)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 4:49 AM
Author: jet-lagged wonderful lodge goyim

And then the paramedics rape her and she blames me? NEVER AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207825)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:48 AM
Author: Hilarious balding headpube sanctuary

You wait for her to black out completely when her slack self is draped over the arm of your couch awkwardly, then you summon your xoxohth friends and have them watch as you, having just come from your bathroom, shake the last dribbles of urine from the tip of your penis into her agape mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207651)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:59 AM
Author: sooty territorial site

When she wakes up she'll regret whatever happened, so I would leave her there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207692)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:18 AM
Author: Tan adventurous cuckold

Whatever I want? OFS, check this out.

First thing I do is I set up a chessboard. She's black, one minute blitz game, no bonus time. Knight to B3, Black forfeits, I win. Gain three points on my FIDE ranking.

OFS

Then I buy a dromedary, go riding through the Arabian desert, swinging a perfect cutlass of luminous steel, sweep everything before me. Drink a nice cold glass of lemonade.

OFS

Then I get a giant howitzer, go riding through the African safari blasting away at antelopes and elephants and lions and waterfalls, landing mortars left and right as the natives look in awe upon their Thunder God.

OFS

Then I go to Wal-Mart, buy up all the Lego sets on her credit card, build them all together in one connecting supersite and enter the concept design in Architectural Digest magazine with a thoughtful three-paragraph essay on trends in postmodern design.

OFS

Then I sit down and craft my majestic novel of heartbreak, desolation, loss, and powerful redemption, playing a violin tune of such unearthly sadness that parents leave their children in despair and wander mad through the streets.

OFS

Then I play in the NBA finals, run the ball down to half-court with one second on the clock, launch the ball into space so that it barely misses geosynchronous orbit before returning to the earth as a pile of solemn ashes drifting into the net, which coalesce to form the most beautiful shot in human history.

OFS

Then I poast it all on xoxo and you jackalopes say I should've raped her, but I'm like bitch wasn't even that attractive, I like to cum on their face, that's my thing.

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207872)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:43 AM
Author: Galvanic Gay Wizard

nmultiple 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207885)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:19 AM
Author: Cracking Digit Ratio National

I nearly spat my coffee laughing at this, OFS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207905)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:24 AM
Author: Honey-headed bateful hissy fit roast beef

this isnt funny at all, the two poaster above are faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207907)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:51 AM
Author: Claret Supple Weed Whacker Chapel

u mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207919)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:12 AM
Author: charcoal gas station internal respiration

excellent moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208132)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:31 AM
Author: Provocative home

Actually it's pretty damn funny, and earns multiple 180s for the creative and original aspects of it alone. FIDE? Dromedary? That's gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208201)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 8:41 AM
Author: up-to-no-good elastic band whorehouse

i like it, i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207986)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:17 AM
Author: bearded dead lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208021)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:47 AM
Author: Ocher exhilarant native yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208062)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: Spectacular Erotic Property Fortuitous Meteor

168

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208127)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:20 AM
Author: unhinged corner

Maybe my favorite poast of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208155)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: turquoise metal parlour ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018247)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:52 AM
Author: comical library

Yeah, you gotta think big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208271)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:10 AM
Author: coiffed casino

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208384)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:33 PM
Author: unhinged corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214056)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:34 PM
Author: slate puppy immigrant

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214067)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: 180 affirmative action

176

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214274)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: Irradiated Beta Church Building

stupid post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016010)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:30 AM
Author: titillating flushed keepsake machete

thanks buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016035)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:41 AM
Author: puce water buffalo public bath

original, friend

"playing a violin tune of such unearthly sadness that parents leave their children in despair and wander mad through the streets."

I would love a link to an exemplary tune, if you could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016085)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Wrinkle School

180 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018146)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Overrated saffron french chef

Still among my favorite poasts of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018187)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Godawful tantric blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018213)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: Disrespectful friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018262)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:06 PM
Author: concupiscible dun jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018486)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:27 PM
Author: twinkling internet-worthy toilet seat persian

this isn't funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018699)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 3:50 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Iridescent Half-breed

I will probably never get over this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17386966)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring bonkers theater coffee pot

that's because it's a fucking amazing post ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111106)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: Wild Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111137)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: Galvanic Gay Wizard

lol keep responding to cgtp months after she retired from this board, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111727)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 11:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring bonkers theater coffee pot

okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405533)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:27 PM
Author: Buff boyish space

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111114)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: bronze hell

meh, 158 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111133)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: Mewling laughsome university philosopher-king

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111712)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

gets better and better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111771)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:23 PM
Author: dashing federal garrison alpha

this is an incredible poast, but it would have been even better had the last sentence been omitted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405825)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring bonkers theater coffee pot

You don't like the "that's my thing" meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405834)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:27 PM
Author: dashing federal garrison alpha

i'm in favor of it, but it's the rest of the sentence that i take issue with. no need to explain the joke; better to leave us with a list of creative and surreal shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405858)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring bonkers theater coffee pot

Well I'm not going to ruin it with a lengthy disquisition on whether or not it's good, I'll merely disagree. This might be my favorite non-twist/mcbeef/MDP/other canonical monikers poast on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405876)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:31 PM
Author: dashing federal garrison alpha

fair. it was a really minor quibble in any case.

now stop beating around the bush and fuck my ass brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405884)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:23 PM
Author: Harsh circlehead jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684855)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:49 PM
Author: orchid associate piazza

164

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405995)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 4:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring bonkers theater coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19683721)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:26 PM
Author: Costumed Office Mediation

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684874)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:21 AM
Author: 180 affirmative action

She is a cop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207875)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:06 AM
Author: tripping aphrodisiac juggernaut

Future inmates ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207903)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:23 AM
Author: Honey-headed bateful hissy fit roast beef

terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots arguing about the law. toss in a handful of genuinely creepy posts, and you've got a delicious failcake. i award you all ZERO points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207906)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:08 AM
Author: Olive nighttime school cafeteria

"terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots arguing about the law. toss in a handful of genuinely creepy posts, and you've got a delicious failcake."

WTF? This is all xoxo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208013)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:47 AM
Author: Ocher exhilarant native yarmulke

you must be new here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208065)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: charismatic geriatric address factory reset button

i was on board until you started spouting message board lingo like a 17 year old girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208119)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: Overrated saffron french chef

enjoy your failbrownie faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018190)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Spectacular Erotic Property Fortuitous Meteor

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018226)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:21 AM
Author: unhinged corner

Don't look now, but I suspect you may be a faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208160)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:07 AM
Author: Hairless jet tanning salon

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208374)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored selfie sweet tailpipe

Carla?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684817)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:42 AM
Author: puce water buffalo public bath

i am very horny but very depressed. i wish i could find a girls who would say such things to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016094)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: Garnet Tank

ITT: Rapists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018130)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:31 PM
Author: hyperventilating purple range

ty for the original and insightful comment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018144)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: Lascivious bright rigpig

i was going to come here and say i'd expect this to be normal in relationships. i mean who cares?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387049)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 5:02 PM
Author: Talented bistre scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387687)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:45 PM
Author: Heady haunting resort gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405978)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:39 PM
Author: aromatic dragon

put a ring on her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405935)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: titillating flushed keepsake machete

lol some girl said this to me once! i jerked off next to her ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684839)