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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:12 PM Author: unhinged center Bob Dell shouts into the ear of a cowering SA, "AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!"...why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15391434) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:17 PM Author: Aphrodisiac crotch *Dell points to surviving SA* "Who is he?"
"They call him the Stanford, sire."
"I think I'll meet him." |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 4:02 AM Author: Medicated abnormal bawdyhouse Mark Flagel: You loved Tiffany's, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? Smile for me now, brother. [stabs him] |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 4:44 PM Author: Citrine Razzmatazz Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15406673) |
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Date: July 5th, 2010 9:09 PM Author: rebellious whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15424005) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:00 AM Author: Chocolate Filthy Church Building Bob Dell: All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Latham. Founder. Dana Latham: Bob. Your faults as a managing partner is my failure as a founder. Come. Bob Dell: Latham. I would have butchered the whole 2009 summer class . . . if you would only love me! (*Dell smothers Latham*)
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:05 AM Author: unhinged center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15443747) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 5:49 PM Author: slate newt Last line should read: "Dell Lathams Latham" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15516109) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:15 AM Author: Pearly party of the first part Bob Dell: I think I understand my own summers.
Random Partner: Then perhaps the Managing Partner will be so good as to teach us, out of his own extensive experience?
Bob Dell: I call it love. The summers are my children, I am their father. I shall hold them to my bosom and embrace them tightly...
Random Partner: Have you ever embraced someone drowning in debt, sire?
Bob Dell: No, but if you interrupt me again, I assure you that you will. |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:20 AM Author: Aphrodisiac crotch "Have you ever embraced someone drowning in debt, sire?"
180 |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 6:39 AM Author: Aphrodisiac crotch I am Bob Dell! I shall be closer to you for the next few days, which will be the worst of your miserable lives, than that bitch of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your slavery. And just as your mother was there at your beginning, I shall be there at your end. And when you killself - and killself you shall - your transition will be to the sound of...
*opens envelope containing unemployment check*
*holds the check up high for all to see*
Associates... I salute you. |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 11:38 AM Author: sapphire embarrassed to the bone nursing home "Summers should know when they've been non-offered." "Would you, Dell? Would I?"
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Date: July 12th, 2010 11:49 AM Author: sooty arrogant rigpig "I am required to bill, so I bill. That is enough."
"That's enough for the provinces, but not enough for MANFUCKINGHATTAN." |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 12:01 PM Author: Chocolate Filthy Church Building Flagel: "I have been told of a certain law firm which has a very unusual method of ruining its associates. It will lie about its PPP as if wounded. Then its associates will accept smaller bonuses, and yet it will lie still. And then its associates will take little bites of its profits, and yet it continues to lie."
Dell: "So we will lie, and let our associates work for us. Have every associate given a bad review."
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:28 AM Author: Floppy national mother Bob Dell: If you're very good, tomorrow night I'll tell you the story of Mark Flagel, who was betrayed by those closest to him, by his own blood. They whispered in dark corners and went out late at night and conspired and conspired but Mark Flagel knew they were up to something. He knew they were busy little bees. And one night he sat down with one of them and he looked at her and he said, "Tell me what you've been doing busy little bee or I shall layoffpwn those dearest to you. You shall watch as I spend their salaries at Tiffany's." And the emperor was heartbroken. The little bee had wounded him more deeply than anyone else could ever have done. And what do you think happened then, SA? SA: I don't know, Mr. Dell. Bob Dell: The little bee told him everything. |
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*clicks non-responsive*
Summer Associates... I salute you. |
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Date: July 31st, 2010 3:17 PM Author: Frozen parlor knife [SA receives no-offer, enters Bob Dell's office]
SA: You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues: Wisdom, justice, fortitude and temperance. As I read the list, I knew I had none of them. But I have other virtues, Mr. Dell. Ambition. That can be a virtue when it drives us to excel. Resourcefulness, courage, perhaps not while reviewing documents, but... there are many forms of courage. Devotion, to the firm and to you. But none of my virtues were on your list. Even then it was as if you didn't want me for your Summer Associate.
Dell: Oh, Summer Associate. You go too far.
SA: I search the faces of the partners... for ways to please you, to make you proud. One kind word, one full hug... where you pressed me to your chest and held me tight. Would have been like the sun on my heart for a thousand years. What is it in me that you hate so much?
Dell: Shh, Summer Associate.
SA: All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Dell. Father. [Dell gets down on his knees]
Dell: Summer Associate. Your faults as an employee are my failure as a father.
[They begin to hug]
SA: Dell. I would have butchered the whole SA class... if you would only love me!
[Dell begins to asphyxiate SA while they hug, SA grunts] |
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Date: August 26th, 2010 11:31 AM Author: Chocolate Filthy Church Building A persian SA from HLS walks into Bob Dell's office . . .
Dell: You rode all the way from Harvard for free food and an offer?
SA: Listen carefully, Dell. Harvard conquers and controls everything it rests its eyes upon. HLS leads an army so massive, it shakes the ground with its march. So vast, it drinks the callbacks dry. All the God-King Harvard requires is this: free food, and an offer. A token of Latham's submission to the will of Harvard.
Dell: An offer? Now that's a bit of a problem. See, rumor has it, DLA Piper has already no offered Harvard SAs. And if those shitlawyers and boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then . . . Latham has its reputation to consider.
SA: Choose your next words carefully, Dell, they may be your last as managing partner.
Dell: Free food and offers. You'll find plenty of them in public interest law.
SA: No man, partner or associate, threatens a Harvard SA. This is madness! This is blasphemy!
Dell: Madness? THIS. IS. LATHAM.
*kicks SA out the window* |
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