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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Hideous nowag https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552310) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM Author: beta stead twinkling uncleanness Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553392) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Puce Faggot Firefighter Skinny Woman That’s 1.5 men per minute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552317) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM Author: charcoal parlor Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.
Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig. |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM Author: laughsome trailer park macaca Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552329) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: topaz tantric police squad all birdshit "men" are feminists (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552354) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM Author: laughsome trailer park macaca This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552332) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: jet-lagged adulterous love of her life Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48552380) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: Tan Brunch Main People "koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2#48553522) |
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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM Author: Tan Brunch Main People Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?
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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM Author: razzle-dazzle painfully honest dilemma Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.
The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.
The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.
Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore. |
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