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Family of Fats Shoveling Fried Fish Next To Me At Airport

Dad's in a red "marine dad" hat and camo shirt. M...
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/01/09
i had to laugh at this
Judgmental nofapping parlour personal credit line
  06/01/09
I'm so annoyed by them just being near my personal space tha...
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/01/09
I giggled at "princess."
plum stubborn native
  06/01/09
I don't think you would be wrong in shooting them in the fac...
bronze yapping step-uncle's house old irish cottage
  06/01/09
sounds like the last time i visited washington state. they s...
Jade medicated public bath
  06/01/09
Mom just rocked herself twice, Bruce Lee style, to get momen...
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/01/09
ty ty ty
plum stubborn native
  06/01/09
Also: home is salt lake city. I am not shocked.
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/01/09
To be fair, http://calorielab.com/news/wp-images/post-ima...
Irradiated Bisexual Bawdyhouse
  06/05/10
describe any noises made.
bronze yapping step-uncle's house old irish cottage
  06/01/09
this is the credited description request. titcdr
Pale hairraiser faggot firefighter
  06/01/09
Princess breathes like a pug. She also just announced to mo...
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/01/09
A++ Please move your self into a strategic place where yo...
Pale hairraiser faggot firefighter
  06/01/09
Sexual Racism would be a good band name.
bronze yapping step-uncle's house old irish cottage
  06/01/09
hooray
Drunken Mental Disorder Office
  06/01/09
I believe it's called the "Kobayashi shake"
ocher beady-eyed rigor friendly grandma
  05/19/10
Thank you this. xoxo needs more IRL reporting.
Pale hairraiser faggot firefighter
  06/01/09
I agree. I enjoyed this thread, and it made me feel better a...
Drunken Mental Disorder Office
  06/01/09
It made me feel like an asshole for laughing at these people...
plum stubborn native
  06/01/09
...
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/01/09
To be fair, they were assholes by forcing someone out of tho...
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/01/09
I didn't mean it in any serious way. I judge the shit out o...
plum stubborn native
  06/01/09
The best example of XO IRL reporting, of course, is this: ...
vigorous puce tattoo macaca
  06/01/09
Hello! It appears you're spreading misinformation. Let...
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  06/01/09
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6344/img00029.jpg
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/01/09
HOLY SHIT. Thank you. A+
bronze yapping step-uncle's house old irish cottage
  06/01/09
ywyw I just wanted to let the picture tell 1000 more word...
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/01/09
she looks like a muppet.
bronze yapping step-uncle's house old irish cottage
  06/01/09
for this picture to get down to 1000 words she'd have to go ...
Mentally Impaired Stage Circlehead
  06/02/09
tyft. need pic of daughter too.
Balding Nubile Property
  06/01/09
They've already boarded their flight and she was beside me. ...
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/01/09
Were they headed to Appalachia or the deep south?
Aphrodisiac Swollen Senate
  06/01/09
omg 180
Drunken Mental Disorder Office
  06/01/09
this is truly inspired work
Aphrodisiac Swollen Senate
  06/01/09
AWESOME!!!!!!
chocolate impertinent milk
  06/01/09
OMFG.
plum stubborn native
  06/01/09
It's great. Gives me hope that some of the other stories fr...
chocolate impertinent milk
  06/01/09
I thought you were adverse to laughing at desert trash.
Misunderstood maroon hell idea he suggested
  06/01/09
And I indicate as much elsewhere ITT.
plum stubborn native
  06/02/09
180 180 XOXO: IT'S TIME TO DO IRL REPORTING JUST LIKE DOC...
Pale hairraiser faggot firefighter
  06/01/09
**plays "Takin' It To The Streets" on boombox**
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/01/09
just like ireport on cnn.
Pale hairraiser faggot firefighter
  06/01/09
...
emerald laughsome pit athletic conference
  12/09/10
what are they looking at?
Balding Nubile Property
  06/01/09
The arrival of their plane at the gate.
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/01/09
Splendid!
onyx know-it-all orchestra pit potus
  06/01/09
marine dad is a pretty cool guy. eh eats fried fish and does...
Pale hairraiser faggot firefighter
  06/01/09
yea i was going to say, the old guy doesn't look too bad.
sadistic home immigrant
  06/01/09
i'd have a beer with him.
Pale hairraiser faggot firefighter
  06/01/09
you didn't hear him get emasculated loudly and in public by....
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/02/09
180
fuchsia hyperventilating point
  06/01/09
tyft. also, plz post pics when she sits next to you on the p...
Aromatic pearly rehab nibblets
  06/01/09
LULZ!! LaGaurdia?
Orchid institution
  06/01/09
wow
light hilarious chapel cuckoldry
  06/01/09
Why do fat women always have such nice nails? It looks as i...
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  06/01/09
The same reason they're typically doused in perfume. I ha...
onyx know-it-all orchestra pit potus
  06/01/09
Compensation.
obsidian swashbuckling windowlicker
  06/02/09
That looks like the photo of mandy someone posted ages ago. ...
Burgundy Theater Stage Sandwich
  06/01/09
lord have mercy. 180
Jade medicated public bath
  06/01/09
i like how regal the dood looks in that pic.
galvanic rigpig
  06/01/09
titcr
Mind-boggling Brethren Library
  06/02/09
I award you the Xoxo Pulitzer Prize for Photography for June...
obsidian swashbuckling windowlicker
  06/02/09
lol
trip violent theater
  06/02/09
Outstanding, 180
Sick brilliant feces
  06/02/09
Which one of them was drinking from that water bottle?
Mind-boggling Brethren Library
  06/02/09
what water bottle? if you're talking about the plastic cup ...
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/02/09
can you drive to a mall and take pics of girls skipping hs c...
jet-lagged exciting gunner
  06/02/09
sounds fantastic. can you call in a bomb threat to my offic...
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/02/09
yeah, but do they have caller id?
jet-lagged exciting gunner
  06/02/09
Yeah, I was talking about the thing next to his elbow with t...
Mind-boggling Brethren Library
  06/02/09
180
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  05/19/10
180
sapphire faggotry
  06/05/10
180, this alone makes this thread one of the best in recent ...
Bonkers jew set
  06/05/10
1 year later, still a 180
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180!
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  10/08/10
are country
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They are why terrorists fight us.
Burgundy Theater Stage Sandwich
  06/01/09
i thought of writing a book about random people watching at ...
floppy den death wish
  06/01/09
Great thread. TY.
Exhilarant duck-like lodge
  06/01/09
instant classic thread
curious harsh box office
  06/01/09
Her look in that photo is priceless. ARE America!
onyx know-it-all orchestra pit potus
  06/01/09
brilliant. the posts before the picture were every bit as go...
curious harsh box office
  06/01/09
I feel bad for laughing now too.
Aromatic pearly rehab nibblets
  06/01/09
I laughed again looking at the picture today.
plum stubborn native
  06/02/09
clicking this morning was the first time I saw the picture o...
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/02/09
ty ty ty
Crawly citrine mood
  06/02/09
i love this thread. the coastal states should secede from th...
jet-lagged exciting gunner
  06/02/09
Yeah, there are no people like this in the Inland Empire or ...
vigorous puce tattoo macaca
  06/02/09
this is actually a good thread.
odious bistre sex offender theatre
  06/02/09
moar pics, please!
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  06/18/09
great thread b/c there are so many depressed people around h...
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  06/02/09
one of this thread's may virtues. the real-time photo is ...
curious harsh box office
  06/02/09
Instant classic bump
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  06/17/09
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  07/31/09
i had beer battered salmon in dallas... i'd never even he...
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  05/19/10
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  05/19/10
people in this thread act like they've never seen a fat ARE ...
Cream house-broken range
  05/19/10
that's not the point, aspie. It's funny because IRL xoxo jou...
ocher beady-eyed rigor friendly grandma
  05/19/10
Wow. Can't believe this was almost a year ago. Where does th...
chocolate impertinent milk
  05/19/10
FUCK. Where did the pic go?
Mind-boggling Brethren Library
  05/19/10
It's right there man: http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/634...
Abusive field
  05/19/10
Doesn't work for me mang
Mind-boggling Brethren Library
  05/19/10
that pic brings back memories
overrated arrogant hominid
  06/05/10
of when you were employed?
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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:17 PM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid

Dad's in a red "marine dad" hat and camo shirt. Mom's in an ill-fitting green tank top and capri jeans. She's missing a front tooth. Daughter is fatter than both and has greasy blonde hair and a visor. Looks like a fat version of Joe Dirt.

Fried cod, fries, and tartar sauce for the happy couple. Fried clams and chips for princess.

Are country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870422)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:19 PM
Author: Judgmental nofapping parlour personal credit line

i had to laugh at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870428)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:20 PM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid

I'm so annoyed by them just being near my personal space that I had to share.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870435)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:19 PM
Author: plum stubborn native

I giggled at "princess."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870433)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:22 PM
Author: bronze yapping step-uncle's house old irish cottage

I don't think you would be wrong in shooting them in the face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870444)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 4:44 PM
Author: Jade medicated public bath

sounds like the last time i visited washington state. they should make a movie about it called "toothless in tacoma."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870927)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:29 PM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid

Mom just rocked herself twice, Bruce Lee style, to get momentum to propel her out of her seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870488)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:30 PM
Author: plum stubborn native

ty ty ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870496)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid

Also: home is salt lake city. I am not shocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870503)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: Irradiated Bisexual Bawdyhouse

To be fair,

http://calorielab.com/news/wp-images/post-images/fattest-states-2008-big.gif

and, re http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870583 , mormons don't usually wear tank tops and the woman is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15170194)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: bronze yapping step-uncle's house old irish cottage

describe any noises made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870504)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: Pale hairraiser faggot firefighter

this is the credited description request.

titcdr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870506)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid

Princess breathes like a pug. She also just announced to mom "you can't call em stewardesses anymore, I saw it on cnn. It's like sexual racism."

I don't completely hate them now. I'll miss them when they're gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870516)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:37 PM
Author: Pale hairraiser faggot firefighter

A++

Please move your self into a strategic place where you can observe black poors eating fried chicken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870529)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:42 PM
Author: bronze yapping step-uncle's house old irish cottage

Sexual Racism would be a good band name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870564)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Drunken Mental Disorder Office

hooray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870511)



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Date: May 19th, 2010 11:57 AM
Author: ocher beady-eyed rigor friendly grandma

I believe it's called the "Kobayashi shake"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15029768)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: Pale hairraiser faggot firefighter

Thank you this. xoxo needs more IRL reporting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870505)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Drunken Mental Disorder Office

I agree. I enjoyed this thread, and it made me feel better about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870509)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:45 PM
Author: plum stubborn native

It made me feel like an asshole for laughing at these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870588)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:56 PM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870650)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:56 PM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid

To be fair, they were assholes by forcing someone out of those seats so they could sit together, talking extra loudly so another person on a phone call would leave, and shouting towards other friends of theirs in another pod of seats.

They sucked, but I did feel bad for picking on the 15 year old daughter. That's why I didn't grab her photo. Trust me, xoxo would have loved it but even at my crankiest I have some morals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870651)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:57 PM
Author: plum stubborn native

I didn't mean it in any serious way. I judge the shit out of and laugh at people all the time. They probably don't know any better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870663)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: vigorous puce tattoo macaca

The best example of XO IRL reporting, of course, is this:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=329753&mc=129&forum_id=2#4697523

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870636)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 4:45 PM
Author: twisted sepia headpube

Hello!

It appears you're spreading misinformation. Let me fix that for you.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=154048&mc=256&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870928)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6344/img00029.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870549)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:43 PM
Author: bronze yapping step-uncle's house old irish cottage

HOLY SHIT. Thank you. A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870566)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:44 PM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid

ywyw

I just wanted to let the picture tell 1000 more words.

I call it "Portrait of mormons after 3000 calories."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870583)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:45 PM
Author: bronze yapping step-uncle's house old irish cottage

she looks like a muppet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870590)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 11:23 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Stage Circlehead

for this picture to get down to 1000 words she'd have to go on one hell of a diet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876533)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:43 PM
Author: Balding Nubile Property

tyft. need pic of daughter too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870569)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:47 PM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid

They've already boarded their flight and she was beside me. There was no way for me to pull it off discreetly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870601)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Swollen Senate

Were they headed to Appalachia or the deep south?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870614)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:43 PM
Author: Drunken Mental Disorder Office

omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870572)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Swollen Senate

this is truly inspired work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870576)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:44 PM
Author: chocolate impertinent milk

AWESOME!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870577)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:44 PM
Author: plum stubborn native

OMFG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870584)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: chocolate impertinent milk

It's great. Gives me hope that some of the other stories from this chatsite may not be completely fabricated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870605)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: Misunderstood maroon hell idea he suggested

I thought you were adverse to laughing at desert trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11871061)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 11:46 AM
Author: plum stubborn native

And I indicate as much elsewhere ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876696)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:46 PM
Author: Pale hairraiser faggot firefighter

180 180

XOXO: IT'S TIME TO DO IRL REPORTING JUST LIKE DOC LEWIS HAS DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870600)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid

**plays "Takin' It To The Streets" on boombox**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870612)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: Pale hairraiser faggot firefighter

just like ireport on cnn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870616)



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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: emerald laughsome pit athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#16769503)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:47 PM
Author: Balding Nubile Property

what are they looking at?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870602)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid

The arrival of their plane at the gate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870630)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: onyx know-it-all orchestra pit potus

Splendid!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870619)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: Pale hairraiser faggot firefighter

marine dad is a pretty cool guy. eh eats fried fish and doesn't afraid of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870624)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 4:08 PM
Author: sadistic home immigrant

yea i was going to say, the old guy doesn't look too bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870737)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: Pale hairraiser faggot firefighter

i'd have a beer with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870757)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 10:47 AM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid

you didn't hear him get emasculated loudly and in public by... that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876314)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: fuchsia hyperventilating point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870627)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 3:57 PM
Author: Aromatic pearly rehab nibblets

tyft. also, plz post pics when she sits next to you on the plane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870661)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 4:05 PM
Author: Orchid institution

LULZ!! LaGaurdia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870724)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 4:14 PM
Author: light hilarious chapel cuckoldry

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870764)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 4:14 PM
Author: Cocky violet parlor

Why do fat women always have such nice nails? It looks as if she just had a french manicure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870766)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 4:38 PM
Author: onyx know-it-all orchestra pit potus

The same reason they're typically doused in perfume.

I have a lot of fat cousins in South Carolina who spend a LOT of time at the beauty shop ("Eula's Orginals" in my hometown).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870900)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 10:54 AM
Author: obsidian swashbuckling windowlicker

Compensation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876358)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 4:22 PM
Author: Burgundy Theater Stage Sandwich

That looks like the photo of mandy someone posted ages ago. Minus about 120 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870816)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 4:48 PM
Author: Jade medicated public bath

lord have mercy. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870939)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: galvanic rigpig

i like how regal the dood looks in that pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11871093)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 11:05 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Brethren Library

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876436)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 10:53 AM
Author: obsidian swashbuckling windowlicker

I award you the Xoxo Pulitzer Prize for Photography for June 2009.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876352)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 10:54 AM
Author: trip violent theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876359)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 10:55 AM
Author: Sick brilliant feces

Outstanding, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876367)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 11:05 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Brethren Library

Which one of them was drinking from that water bottle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876435)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 11:13 AM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid

what water bottle? if you're talking about the plastic cup on the arm of the chair, that was just airport trash. they had sodas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876480)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 11:15 AM
Author: jet-lagged exciting gunner

can you drive to a mall and take pics of girls skipping hs class? tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876485)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 11:22 AM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid

sounds fantastic. can you call in a bomb threat to my office?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876529)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 11:23 AM
Author: jet-lagged exciting gunner

yeah, but do they have caller id?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876530)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 11:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Brethren Library

Yeah, I was talking about the thing next to his elbow with the pink straw. I guess that was just a biggie size sweet tea or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876753)



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Date: May 19th, 2010 11:58 AM
Author: opaque sticky digit ratio address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15029773)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 2:09 PM
Author: sapphire faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15170246)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: Bonkers jew set

180, this alone makes this thread one of the best in recent memory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15170810)



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Date: July 10th, 2010 12:07 PM
Author: Thriller Meetinghouse Boiling Water

1 year later, still a 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15461371)



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Date: July 10th, 2010 12:20 PM
Author: turquoise blood rage

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15461430)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 2:06 AM
Author: geriatric school cafeteria therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15688072)



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Date: October 8th, 2010 4:28 PM
Author: Abusive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#16245249)



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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: dashing haunting associate nowag

are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#16769518)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 1:56 PM
Author: Abusive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#17204973)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 4:24 PM
Author: Burgundy Theater Stage Sandwich

They are why terrorists fight us.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870832)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 4:32 PM
Author: floppy den death wish

i thought of writing a book about random people watching at airports, most fittingly described here. i see there is a market for such observations as large as is XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870874)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 4:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant duck-like lodge

Great thread. TY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870884)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 4:48 PM
Author: curious harsh box office

instant classic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870940)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 4:51 PM
Author: onyx know-it-all orchestra pit potus

Her look in that photo is priceless. ARE America!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11870954)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: curious harsh box office

brilliant. the posts before the picture were every bit as good as the picture -- which speaks for itself

just when the site looks as if it's all "please rate me" and "what color socks should i wear" threads, something like this comes along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11871042)



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Date: June 1st, 2009 5:17 PM
Author: Aromatic pearly rehab nibblets

I feel bad for laughing now too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11871081)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 11:10 AM
Author: plum stubborn native

I laughed again looking at the picture today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876462)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 11:58 AM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid

clicking this morning was the first time I saw the picture on a big screen instead of my phone. it really does them justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876772)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 10:52 AM
Author: Crawly citrine mood

ty ty ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876341)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 10:53 AM
Author: jet-lagged exciting gunner

i love this thread. the coastal states should secede from the interior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876355)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 12:34 PM
Author: vigorous puce tattoo macaca

Yeah, there are no people like this in the Inland Empire or northern Florida.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11877028)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 11:20 AM
Author: odious bistre sex offender theatre

this is actually a good thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876512)



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Date: June 18th, 2009 12:58 AM
Author: charcoal infuriating abode partner

moar pics, please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#12023456)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 11:43 AM
Author: cerebral tanning salon antidepressant drug

great thread b/c there are so many depressed people around here, and if this doesn't make you feel better about yourself, nothing will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876673)



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Date: June 2nd, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: curious harsh box office

one of this thread's may virtues.

the real-time photo is a historic innovation; that the photo happened to so perfectly encapsulate its subjects makes the thread a masterpiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#11876946)



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Date: June 17th, 2009 11:49 PM
Author: Burgundy Theater Stage Sandwich

Instant classic bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#12022589)



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Date: July 14th, 2009 2:52 PM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#12242376)



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Date: July 31st, 2009 10:56 AM
Author: Appetizing Station Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#12393304)



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Date: July 31st, 2009 10:59 AM
Author: useless crackhouse marketing idea

i had beer battered salmon in dallas...

i'd never even heard of or had the inclination to fry salmon since it's already such a fatty, oily fish.

i'm sure i lost a year or so of my life that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#12393320)



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Date: May 19th, 2010 11:55 AM
Author: Abusive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15029760)



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Date: May 19th, 2010 11:55 AM
Author: opaque sticky digit ratio address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15029763)



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Date: May 19th, 2010 12:26 PM
Author: Cream house-broken range

people in this thread act like they've never seen a fat ARE COUNTRY person before. Did everyone here grow up in a sheltered, rich enclave of Greenwich Village and have never been outside NYC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15029945)



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Date: May 19th, 2010 12:28 PM
Author: ocher beady-eyed rigor friendly grandma

that's not the point, aspie. It's funny because IRL xoxo journalism is so rare, and it was funny to see how well the picture matched the OP.

Also, you can't deny that the look on that dad's face is hilarious, and that the mom is a hideous bucket of lard.

lol aspies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15029955)



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Date: May 19th, 2010 12:30 PM
Author: chocolate impertinent milk

Wow. Can't believe this was almost a year ago. Where does the time go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15029970)



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Date: May 19th, 2010 12:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Brethren Library

FUCK. Where did the pic go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15030039)



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Date: May 19th, 2010 12:47 PM
Author: Abusive field

It's right there man: http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6344/img00029.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15030044)



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Date: May 19th, 2010 12:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Brethren Library

Doesn't work for me mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15030083)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 12:18 PM
Author: overrated arrogant hominid

that pic brings back memories

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15169513)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 2:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz goal in life goyim

of when you were employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15170253)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 12:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready Space

how come every airport doesn't have electrical outlets on the seats like in the pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15169476)



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Date: October 8th, 2010 4:52 PM
Author: fear-inspiring black woman locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#16245426)



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Date: July 10th, 2010 12:04 PM
Author: At-the-ready Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15461356)



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Date: July 10th, 2010 12:22 PM
Author: Provocative Transparent Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#15461443)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:02 PM
Author: vermilion vibrant mad-dog skullcap

the fat bitch next to me at the cafe is wheezing. reminded me of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#17276266)



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Date: May 31st, 2011 1:00 AM
Author: Domesticated Brunch Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#18126068)



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Date: July 23rd, 2011 5:00 PM
Author: Sexy Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#18595918)



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Date: November 29th, 2011 11:06 PM
Author: At-the-ready Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#19468212)



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Date: January 19th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Brethren Library

hehe remember this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1009869&forum_id=2#19803493)