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Who will help me carry him? |
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Date: June 6th, 2009 9:44 PM Author: puce theatre nibblets Can they hear you?
Who?
Your family. In the afterlife.
Oh yes
What do you say to them?
To my son I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my wife... I tell her to buy my suits at Jos. A Bank where you can buy one executive suit and get 6 free. A $6,000 value. |
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Date: May 28th, 2011 3:54 PM Author: Ruddy heaven multi-billionaire Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1013244&forum_id=2#18107882) |
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Date: June 8th, 2009 12:58 AM Author: Spectacular stead love of her life If you're very good, tomorrow night I'll tell you the story of emperor Claudius who was betrayed by those closest to him, by his own blood. They whispered in dark corners and went out late at night and conspired and conspired but the emperor Claudius knew they were up to something. He knew they were busy little bees. And one night he sat down with one of them and he looked at her and he said, "Tell me what you've been doing busy little bee or I shall strike down those dearest to you. You shall watch as I bathe in their blood." And the emperor was heartbroken. The little bee had wounded him more deeply than anyone else could ever have done. And what do you think happened then, Lucius?
Lucius: I don't know, uncle.
The little bee told him how he could get free shipping on wrinkle-free cotton twill pants starting at $31.20. |
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Back to the beginning
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Date: November 2nd, 2009 11:30 AM Author: Pontificating crusty filthpig Among the many aims of Jos A Bank, survival has never been one of them. These altruistic philosopher-clothiers have been content to spread their Wrinkle-Free Twill Pants to as much of mankind as possible, leaving the survival of the enterprise in God's hands. To this day, it would not be inaccurate to state that the Gods have smiled upon Jos A Bank. How else could a mere man who gave his life in pursuit of a greater cause be resurrected to post amongst you again? The touch of St. Joseph is truly a miraculous thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1013244&forum_id=2#13153726) |
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Date: May 21st, 2010 4:18 AM Author: Pontificating crusty filthpig On the first day, man was naked and Saint Joseph took pity, tailoring him a pair of fine dress slacks from his heavenly polyester.
On the second day, Saint Joseph stated that ye shall have contrast collar dress shirts to match the slacks, and it was so.
On the third day, Saint Joseph noticed his work was still unfinished, so he spunneth up a 4.25 inch width tie from the finest silk.
On the fourth day, the man cried out in pain from the blisters on his feet, upon which Saint Joseph clad him in a pair of square-toed Johnston and Murphy shoes made from the leather of Noah's calf.
On the fifth day, the man cried out from the cold, upon which Saint Joseph granted him a navy sportcoat with shiny brass buttons on the sleeves, its canvass fused from the finest chinese glue.
And on the sixth day, Saint Joseph realized his work was still incomplete, so he bellowed from the heavens that his disciple must have a suit, and this was done.
On the Seventh day, Saint Joseph rested. The man came to him, head held in reverence, and asked Saint Joseph how the kindness could ever be repaid. And Saint Joseph replied: "For the Executive 2-button Wool Suit, this is easy. You must pay me $550."
"And what of the dress slacks?"
"Free."
"The shoes?"
"Free."
"The tie?"
"Free."
"The contrast collar dress shirt?"
"Free."
"And what of the sportcoat Father? Is that free as well?"
"Yes my son, it is all free."
"Father, how shall I compensate you for the transport of these fine wares?"
"My son, shipping is free on all orders of $175."
And so it was that this man was clothed by the loving hand of Saint Joseph. But, you may ask, how is it that I came to recount this tale? A worthy question. For I am the man in this story, and I have been touched by the hand of Saint Joseph himself. All hail the divine Saint Joseph, father of Jesus. It is through his benevolence that I stand resurrected before you today, here to spread his word and bounty. Go forth and be dressed! Saint Joseph has smiled upon you all and will provide twenty percent off your entire order if ye shall scrawl this code into the annals of history during checkout: CABINAPR (not valid on gift cards, sale items and shoes). Sinners repent! Philistines who would fleece the public by selling one suit for the price of one will be smitten by the mighty hand of Saint Joseph, and shall bear the mark of an oversized cufflink for all eternity! |
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