When dealing with a tough assignment, sometimes your best al...	vermilion affirmative action brethren	06/13/09
Sometimes what you say isn't nearly as important as how you ...	vermilion affirmative action brethren	06/13/09
this thread is, and will be, an underappreciated 180. ty.	Sooty Bawdyhouse Pistol	06/13/09
Summer lunches are kind of like visits to your mother in law...	Sooty Bawdyhouse Pistol	06/13/09
[this thread has immense potential; i withdraw my non-confor...	Doobsian Church Preventive Strike	06/13/09
underrated. 180 thread.	crimson razzle native keepsake machete	06/13/09
Liquid paper is a common item found in just about any BIGLAW...	vermilion affirmative action brethren	06/13/09
180	Fighting red gaming laptop hell	06/13/09
ROFL	Arrogant school cafeteria	06/17/09
This season sucks so far	Insane fanboi range	06/13/09
you're a faggot.	cerebral cream set	09/02/09
An ex-CIA agent can spread a false rumor through an organiza...	vermilion affirmative action brethren	06/13/09
BIGLAW IT departments go to great lengths to block porn site...	vermilion affirmative action brethren	06/13/09
you're really good at this dood	Sooty Bawdyhouse Pistol	06/13/09
Cameras for most video conference systems have a limited ran...	vermilion affirmative action brethren	06/13/09
In a false flag operation you pose as your enemy in order to...	vermilion affirmative action brethren	06/13/09
I want to be on YOUR team.	Tan Pocket Flask	06/13/09
i enjoyed this thread. some of them were spy analogies but t...	Exhilarant up-to-no-good quadroon	06/13/09
Retrieving a poorly researched memo from a partner's office ...	vermilion affirmative action brethren	06/13/09
180	Carmine impressive circlehead step-uncle's house	06/13/09
I'm spent, but feel free to contribute your own Burn Notice ...	vermilion affirmative action brethren	06/13/09
...	vermilion affirmative action brethren	06/14/09
This is fucking epic. 180 thread.	jade rebellious selfie home	06/14/09
180. I'm speechless.	maize public bath	06/14/09
This thread is woefully underappreciated.	multi-colored flushed fortuitous meteor chapel	06/14/09
People have been giving it nonstop 180's since about the thi...	frum station jap	06/17/09
...	Primrose blathering state	06/17/09
burn noticee? is that the retarded show on USA ?	Confused address	06/17/09
'The A team" retarded, yes.	maize public bath	06/17/09
180 thread	slate round eye puppy	06/17/09
cosign	maize public bath	06/17/09
This is my greatest triumph	vermilion affirmative action brethren	06/17/09
Some people will tell you that only secretaries should spend...	Crusty arousing sneaky criminal space	06/17/09
...	Exciting garnet dopamine	06/17/09
You didn't really catch the Burn Notice rhythm. I appreciat...	vermilion affirmative action brethren	06/17/09
its better than even your best one.	Crusty arousing sneaky criminal space	06/17/09
I question whether you have even seen the show.	vermilion affirmative action brethren	06/17/09
okay, maybe it is second or third.	Crusty arousing sneaky criminal space	06/17/09
pwn3d	vermilion affirmative action brethren	06/17/09
This thread is overrated.	puce cracking piazza	06/17/09
wrong.	jade rebellious selfie home	06/17/09
180 THREAD TYTY	stirring very tactful community account volcanic crater	06/17/09
moar plz	jade rebellious selfie home	06/17/09
Moar.	appetizing demanding theatre	06/17/09
It's interesting that of all the posters giving this a 180, ...	White dashing main people	06/17/09
people are far more likely no notice what time you LEAVE for...	stirring very tactful community account volcanic crater	06/18/09
this is actually genuinely credited advice. i generally roll...	costumed cuckoldry	08/01/09
"ribbing" doesn't mean they're impressed. I would...	Grizzly temple	08/01/09
...	sickened curious locale hairy legs	08/01/09
why do you think he/she will be no-offered. Is it because th...	Zombie-like lake friendly grandma senate	08/01/09
This person has made a habit of working long hours on assign...	Grizzly temple	08/01/09
obviously you'd know the situation better than I, but unless...	Zombie-like lake friendly grandma senate	08/01/09
BUMP	jade rebellious selfie home	08/01/09
...	boyish ocher market	09/01/09
Good times	Insane fanboi range	09/01/09
Bottom line: as long as you're no-offered, you're not going ...	poppy razzle-dazzle center multi-billionaire	09/01/09
omg tytyty	self-centered tanning salon sound barrier	09/01/09
My name is Anthony Ciolli. I used to be a UPenn grad with a...	Talented Whorehouse	09/01/09
180	Sooty Bawdyhouse Pistol	09/01/09
NICE.	cerebral cream set	09/02/09
180	Emerald nudist foreskin den	09/02/09
This is amazing.	multi-colored flushed fortuitous meteor chapel	09/02/09
lulz	Sooty Bawdyhouse Pistol	02/07/10
180 180 180!	Sooty Bawdyhouse Pistol	04/06/11
tysvm	Lime marvelous hall	09/01/09
...	chocolate nowag	09/02/09
...	slimy nubile orchestra pit deer antler	01/01/10
...	Fishy love of her life	02/07/10
...	Vigorous party of the first part	05/04/10
...	Autistic Parlor Genital Piercing	10/21/10
1-fucking-80 thread	maniacal office	04/06/11
...	Kink-friendly bisexual telephone clown	05/08/11
...	Sooty Bawdyhouse Pistol	05/16/11

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:47 PM Author: vermilion affirmative action brethren When dealing with a tough assignment, sometimes your best ally is the crochety old assistant on the 32nd floor -- for a couple tins of peanut brittle you can learn everything you need to know about the senior partners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984478)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: vermilion affirmative action brethren Sometimes what you say isn't nearly as important as how you say it -- choose a snazzy font for you memos and the senior associate probably won't notice that you have no idea what you are talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984493)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: Sooty Bawdyhouse Pistol this thread is, and will be, an underappreciated 180. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984495)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:50 PM Author: Sooty Bawdyhouse Pistol Summer lunches are kind of like visits to your mother in law's house. Make sure that you smile, nod, and make polite conversation. But make sure to never, ever, let your guard down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984504)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:51 PM Author: Doobsian Church Preventive Strike [this thread has immense potential; i withdraw my non-conforming contribution] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984506)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: crimson razzle native keepsake machete underrated. 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984513)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: vermilion affirmative action brethren Liquid paper is a common item found in just about any BIGLAW office -- a few whiffs can get you through even the most brutal afternoon training session. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984523)

Date: June 13th, 2009 6:54 PM Author: Fighting red gaming laptop hell 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984531)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:21 PM Author: Arrogant school cafeteria ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021023)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:00 PM Author: Insane fanboi range This season sucks so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984587)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:11 PM Author: cerebral cream set you're a faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652575)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:03 PM Author: vermilion affirmative action brethren An ex-CIA agent can spread a false rumor through an organization in about a day. An angry BIGLAW secretary can do it in about an hour. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984609)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:07 PM Author: vermilion affirmative action brethren BIGLAW IT departments go to great lengths to block porn sites from their office networks -- little do they know that a smart phone and the latch on a men's room stall is all you need to crack the case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984630)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:08 PM Author: Sooty Bawdyhouse Pistol you're really good at this dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984637)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:10 PM Author: vermilion affirmative action brethren Cameras for most video conference systems have a limited range of vision -- sit OUTSIDE of that range and no one in the home office will know you are catching u on some much needed sleep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984647)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:29 PM Author: vermilion affirmative action brethren In a false flag operation you pose as your enemy in order to to ruin their reputation -- to work this in a BIGLAW Office all you need is access to a fellow SA's email account and a few obscene lolkat jpegs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984726)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:33 PM Author: Tan Pocket Flask I want to be on YOUR team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984741)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:45 PM Author: Exhilarant up-to-no-good quadroon i enjoyed this thread. some of them were spy analogies but the ones that weren't were excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984781)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:46 PM Author: vermilion affirmative action brethren Retrieving a poorly researched memo from a partner's office before he reads it usually requires a well trained team of operatives -- but in a pinch Andy the Developmentally Challenged Mailroom Guy and Juanita from the cleaning staff may have to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984784)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:49 PM Author: Carmine impressive circlehead step-uncle's house 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984794)

Date: June 13th, 2009 7:50 PM Author: vermilion affirmative action brethren I'm spent, but feel free to contribute your own Burn Notice style SA advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984799)

Date: June 14th, 2009 11:29 AM Author: vermilion affirmative action brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11987989)

Date: June 14th, 2009 12:34 PM Author: jade rebellious selfie home This is fucking epic. 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988344)

Date: June 14th, 2009 12:37 PM Author: maize public bath 180. I'm speechless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988360)

Date: June 14th, 2009 12:47 PM Author: multi-colored flushed fortuitous meteor chapel This thread is woefully underappreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988416)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: frum station jap People have been giving it nonstop 180's since about the third post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013726)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:22 AM Author: Primrose blathering state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013641)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:26 AM Author: Confused address burn noticee? is that the retarded show on USA ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013692)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:27 AM Author: maize public bath 'The A team" retarded, yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013700)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: slate round eye puppy 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013725)

Date: June 17th, 2009 12:30 AM Author: maize public bath cosign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013735)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:18 PM Author: vermilion affirmative action brethren This is my greatest triumph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12020996)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:26 PM Author: Crusty arousing sneaky criminal space Some people will tell you that only secretaries should spend time color coordinating post-it notes. Those people are idiots. Not only will your secretary take five times as long completing the assignment as you, she will probably end up putting a purple tab on a blue citation and blow the whole case. Instead, pick the most desperate female paralegal, buy her a coffee and hint that the project is going straight to the desk of the hot single partner in the corner office. Not only will the project get done fast, it will get done right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021071)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:27 PM Author: Exciting garnet dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021075)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: vermilion affirmative action brethren You didn't really catch the Burn Notice rhythm. I appreciate the effort though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021095)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Crusty arousing sneaky criminal space its better than even your best one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021099)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: vermilion affirmative action brethren I question whether you have even seen the show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021129)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: Crusty arousing sneaky criminal space okay, maybe it is second or third. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021136)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: vermilion affirmative action brethren pwn3d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021172)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: puce cracking piazza This thread is overrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021098)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: jade rebellious selfie home wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021116)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:38 PM Author: stirring very tactful community account volcanic crater 180 THREAD TYTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021167)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:41 PM Author: jade rebellious selfie home moar plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021193)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:42 PM Author: appetizing demanding theatre Moar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021197)

Date: June 17th, 2009 9:51 PM Author: White dashing main people It's interesting that of all the posters giving this a 180, 90% of them seem to be previously-unknown punctuation marks (like me, except that I'm not giving it a 180). OP, please explain yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021284)

Date: June 18th, 2009 7:30 PM Author: stirring very tactful community account volcanic crater people are far more likely no notice what time you LEAVE for the day than what time you arrive in the morning. if you know you can't bill more than 7 or 8 hours in a day, it's best to come in around 11am, make an excuse about your alarm clock, and then leave at 7pm. you'll look far more productive than the go-getter SA who got to work at 8am and left at 6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12029168)

Date: August 1st, 2009 5:31 PM Author: costumed cuckoldry this is actually genuinely credited advice. i generally roll in at like 10:30 and leave at 6:30-7, and the partners that sit by me are always ribbing me about working so hard for a SA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12402610)

Date: August 1st, 2009 9:17 PM Author: Grizzly temple "ribbing" doesn't mean they're impressed. I wouldn't be surprised if a summer I know working long hours is no-offered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403686)

Date: August 1st, 2009 9:18 PM Author: sickened curious locale hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403692)

Date: August 1st, 2009 9:27 PM Author: Zombie-like lake friendly grandma senate why do you think he/she will be no-offered. Is it because they work long hours? Or for other reasons? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403744)

Date: August 1st, 2009 10:30 PM Author: Grizzly temple This person has made a habit of working long hours on assignments that don't warrant that much time, and people have noticed. I think they'll ask for an explanation, at the least. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12404096)

Date: August 1st, 2009 10:47 PM Author: Zombie-like lake friendly grandma senate obviously you'd know the situation better than I, but unless its something really egregious (like staying past 8pm every night for 2 weeks to write a 5 page memo), I doubt that's a huge deal. My firm and I've heard others prefer summers take their time and be thorough; better to take too long and do a decent job then to rush and screw up. As long as they're not missing deadlines. Its not like summers associate time is truly billed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12404166)

Date: August 1st, 2009 5:10 PM Author: jade rebellious selfie home BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12402538)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:14 PM Author: boyish ocher market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646053)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:37 PM Author: Insane fanboi range Good times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646193)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:37 PM Author: poppy razzle-dazzle center multi-billionaire Bottom line: as long as you're no-offered, you're not going anywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646204)

Date: September 1st, 2009 4:39 PM Author: self-centered tanning salon sound barrier omg tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646224)

Date: September 1st, 2009 10:06 PM Author: Talented Whorehouse My name is Anthony Ciolli. I used to be a UPenn grad with a job offer, till...*man on phone*: "a lawsuit has been file against you, you've been served." When you're sued, you've got nothing -- no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city hasn't heard of you and will offer you a job. You do whatever work comes your way, you rely on ANYONE who's still talking to you. An online board full of racist law students and lawyers. An old friend who used to live in his mom's basement. Family too...IF you're desperate. Bottom line: as long as you're being sued, you're not going anywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648898)

Date: September 1st, 2009 10:10 PM Author: Sooty Bawdyhouse Pistol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648931)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:11 PM Author: cerebral cream set NICE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652574)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:12 PM Author: Emerald nudist foreskin den 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652584)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 3:57 PM Author: multi-colored flushed fortuitous meteor chapel This is amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12653937)

Date: February 7th, 2010 9:50 PM Author: Sooty Bawdyhouse Pistol lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#14049382)

Date: April 6th, 2011 10:58 PM Author: Sooty Bawdyhouse Pistol 180 180 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#17702761)

Date: September 1st, 2009 10:10 PM Author: Lime marvelous hall tysvm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648937)

Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:10 PM Author: chocolate nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652572)

Date: January 1st, 2010 4:15 AM Author: slimy nubile orchestra pit deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#13693602)

Date: February 7th, 2010 9:49 PM Author: Fishy love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#14049371)

Date: May 4th, 2010 11:12 AM Author: Vigorous party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#14904094)

Date: October 21st, 2010 6:29 PM Author: Autistic Parlor Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#16350518)

Date: April 6th, 2011 10:59 PM Author: maniacal office 1-fucking-80 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#17702767)

Date: May 8th, 2011 3:54 AM Author: Kink-friendly bisexual telephone clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#17953793)

Date: May 16th, 2011 10:53 PM Author: Sooty Bawdyhouse Pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#18022156)