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The real reason people can't stop posting here.

The money's just too fucking good. Talk about golden handcuf...
Spruce circlehead
  06/19/09
*ignores models and bottles in order to participate in ratin...
splenetic amethyst lay
  06/19/09
i started getting creepy phonecalls at 3am and odd cars driv...
contagious mahogany gaping
  06/19/09
Don't forget Thea and NicoBlue's tragic "fishing accide...
Spruce circlehead
  06/19/09
they can get you coming and going. stanlee told me one da...
contagious mahogany gaping
  06/19/09
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/Gn174cTH.jpg *shudders*
Spruce circlehead
  06/19/09
Was this in a move? I googled and it didn't come up from an...
Doobsian soul-stirring center trump supporter
  08/18/10
i remember
floppy haunted graveyard potus
  06/19/09
JE ME SOUVIENS
contagious mahogany gaping
  06/19/09
i fled once; went to nam and opened a small waterside bar. a...
Opaque Boltzmann
  06/19/09
I think we all have stories like this. Trustafarian knew ...
Spruce circlehead
  06/19/09
poor kid just had a finger cramp from working fiver over. i ...
Opaque Boltzmann
  06/19/09
I ordered Alaskan king crab at some restaurant in Allentown ...
Spruce circlehead
  06/19/09
similar story. i was eating ribs in houston and the waitress...
Opaque Boltzmann
  06/19/09
Rachmiel and his fucking thugs. I won't tell you what happen...
Spruce circlehead
  06/19/09
...
Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon
  05/14/10
lol golden
aromatic chestnut toaster
  06/19/09
...
Insanely creepy chocolate property juggernaut
  07/01/10
subtle gem of a post
disturbing point
  06/19/09
ty
Insanely creepy chocolate property juggernaut
  06/19/09
180
aromatic chestnut toaster
  06/19/09
This was really good work
supple striped hyena
  06/19/09
180
Dashing institution
  07/05/09
amazing!
Dun Pit
  07/10/09
180
Lime Cracking Cumskin
  07/10/09
180
domesticated roommate background story
  09/11/09
this is swell.
Excitant mint forum elastic band
  09/11/09
still 180
aromatic chestnut toaster
  10/09/09
lol i appreciate you.
magenta wonderful persian stain
  08/18/10
lol
deranged mauve native
  08/18/10
overrated
Offensive university
  08/18/10
disagree
deranged mauve native
  08/18/10
lolol
Impressive party of the first part
  10/06/10
...
Dun Pit
  10/06/10
...
Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon
  05/23/11
...
Lavender digit ratio doctorate
  05/23/11
anyone worried about work stoppage as we negotiate our cba i...
floppy haunted graveyard potus
  06/19/09
anyone else get the feeling that our union leadership isn't ...
contagious mahogany gaping
  06/19/09
You okay, dood?
Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon
  06/19/09
?
Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon
  10/09/09
!
Arousing crystalline preventive strike
  08/18/10
I have not seen this poaster in over a year.
Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon
  10/06/10
this is actually true
Dun Pit
  10/06/10
...
Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon
  06/03/11
*bestows a multitude of 180s upon each of you*
Walnut piazza voyeur
  06/19/09
180 thread
Angry tanning salon
  06/19/09
bounced check bump
Spruce circlehead
  07/05/09
...
aromatic chestnut toaster
  07/13/09
blood in, blood out.
Tripping brethren
  07/05/09
...
Spruce circlehead
  07/10/09
SUMMON: BLL recruiter
Lime Cracking Cumskin
  07/10/09
...
Walnut piazza voyeur
  07/13/09
...
Insanely creepy chocolate property juggernaut
  07/13/09
I'd be ok with it if it wasn't for the fucking paperwork. I ...
white stimulating chad field
  07/13/09
Hey, at least you're always scheduled for the good shifts. I...
Walnut piazza voyeur
  07/13/09
Xiao Peng is hilarious, doodette
Spruce circlehead
  07/24/09
well, it is where everyone knows your name...
vibrant drab church building telephone
  07/24/09
...
Walnut piazza voyeur
  09/11/09
...
aromatic chestnut toaster
  09/11/09
...
hairraiser nighttime whorehouse
  09/11/09
Yeah the money's good in theory but Rach keeps "acciden...
buff stead
  09/11/09
Dr. Science's silence in this thread is deafening. How does ...
Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon
  10/09/09
Told MPP I wanted out yesterday. This morning I woke up wit...
Lascivious mewling legend parlor
  10/09/09
180
Bright Den Organic Girlfriend
  10/19/09
a fucking albino buffalo
Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon
  12/17/10
During a romantic dinner with my wife at Olive Garden a few ...
Sooty national security agency
  10/09/09
Would be amazing if this was true
jade menage mexican
  10/11/09
Fuck. You too?
Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon
  10/19/09
...
Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon
  02/03/10
by "Post" you meant "Poast", right?
hideous abode
  02/03/10
this poast was pre-poast button, i think
vigorous cyan kitty hospital
  07/13/10
lol
Electric poppy jewess ladyboy
  05/14/10
...
shivering french gas station knife
  05/23/11
...
obsidian space
  07/13/10
...
bossy parlour personal credit line
  07/13/10
So I was having a g chat w/ *bel* Me: Yeah, my dog just h...
Doobsian soul-stirring center trump supporter
  08/18/10
outstanding thread tyty
Pontificating maize garrison
  10/06/10


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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: Spruce circlehead

The money's just too fucking good. Talk about golden handcuffs.

*sets stack of $100 bills on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034618)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:51 PM
Author: splenetic amethyst lay

*ignores models and bottles in order to participate in ratings thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034628)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: contagious mahogany gaping

i started getting creepy phonecalls at 3am and odd cars driving by my place after i threatened to quit.

and of course we ALL remember the odd string of poster "suicides" before the proposed strike of '05...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034658)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: Spruce circlehead

Don't forget Thea and NicoBlue's tragic "fishing accident".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034670)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: contagious mahogany gaping

they can get you coming and going.

stanlee told me one day that he was fed up, and was going to buy an assault rifle.

he never even made it to the gunstore...

what did they say happened, exactly? he "intentionally guided his vehicle down an embankment in an attempted suicide?"

you can visit what's left of him at the long-term care facility, if you have the balls.

it ain't much, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034695)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: Spruce circlehead

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/Gn174cTH.jpg

*shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034742)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: Doobsian soul-stirring center trump supporter

Was this in a move? I googled and it didn't come up from anything but it sounds familiar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820475)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: floppy haunted graveyard potus

i remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034841)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:38 PM
Author: contagious mahogany gaping

JE ME SOUVIENS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034909)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: Opaque Boltzmann

i fled once; went to nam and opened a small waterside bar. a normal asian couple finished their mudslides and on the check they wrote "whokebe doesn't surf." i got back to my apartment and a bottle of viva smart sat atop my desk, and attached to the mouth was my new moniker and password.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034766)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: Spruce circlehead

I think we all have stories like this.

Trustafarian knew too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034769)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: Opaque Boltzmann

poor kid just had a finger cramp from working fiver over. i heard "the management" didn't believe that was the reason he stopped posting. his own dentist couldn't believe those were his crowns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034778)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Spruce circlehead

I ordered Alaskan king crab at some restaurant in Allentown a while back and found a Boalt class ring lodged in its stomach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034798)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: Opaque Boltzmann

similar story. i was eating ribs in houston and the waitress told me the chef wanted to see me. i go back and he opens the walkin cooler; the sick fuck has jim adler hanging from his ankles, alive, barely, with a flap of skin hanging off the left side of his torso. the chef makes a belly laugh and says to jim "good thing your buddy didn't order a whole rack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034815)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Spruce circlehead

Rachmiel and his fucking thugs. I won't tell you what happened the last time I passed through Madison and ordered Italian sausage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034835)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 12:51 PM
Author: Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#14990178)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: aromatic chestnut toaster

lol golden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034859)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2010 8:54 PM
Author: Insanely creepy chocolate property juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15393747)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: disturbing point

subtle gem of a post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034832)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Insanely creepy chocolate property juggernaut

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034838)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: aromatic chestnut toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034842)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: supple striped hyena

This was really good work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034934)



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Date: July 5th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: Dashing institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12163528)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:16 AM
Author: Dun Pit

amazing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207106)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: Lime Cracking Cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207113)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:46 PM
Author: domesticated roommate background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722546)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:47 PM
Author: Excitant mint forum elastic band

this is swell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722551)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 11:54 AM
Author: aromatic chestnut toaster

still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945121)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:44 AM
Author: magenta wonderful persian stain

lol i appreciate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15816165)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:46 AM
Author: deranged mauve native

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15816182)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:47 AM
Author: Offensive university

overrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15816195)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 3:52 PM
Author: deranged mauve native

disagree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820477)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:03 PM
Author: Impressive party of the first part

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230830)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:05 PM
Author: Dun Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230835)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18070236)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:35 PM
Author: Lavender digit ratio doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18070289)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: floppy haunted graveyard potus

anyone worried about work stoppage as we negotiate our cba in 2010?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034924)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:49 PM
Author: contagious mahogany gaping

anyone else get the feeling that our union leadership isn't really on our side in this deal?

so, okay - we start off with the famous ten DEMANDS - not REQUESTS, but fucking DEMANDS. we even called them "The Ten Demandments."

then the first one - lawsuit indeminification for "posts in the due course of business" - gets suddenly and inexplicably dropped. the union bigshots say it's because "they're comfortable it won't be an issue."

BULL. SHIT.

then the next demandment falls. then two more get weakened. then another gets "modified."

these weren't huge demands - this was basic stuff. AutoAdmit didn't BECOME a multibillion-dollar enterprise without the paid poster corps. why do we take all this shit from management?

fuck; hold on dooder; there's some kind of fire in my basement...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034991)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 3:06 PM
Author: Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon

You okay, dood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12035503)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 11:52 AM
Author: Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945109)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 3:48 PM
Author: Arousing crystalline preventive strike

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820444)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon

I have not seen this poaster in over a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230487)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:08 PM
Author: Dun Pit

this is actually true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230843)



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Date: June 3rd, 2011 9:11 AM
Author: Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18155071)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Walnut piazza voyeur

*bestows a multitude of 180s upon each of you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034944)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 3:09 PM
Author: Angry tanning salon

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12035518)



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Date: July 5th, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: Spruce circlehead

bounced check bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12162956)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: aromatic chestnut toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233664)



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Date: July 5th, 2009 5:10 PM
Author: Tripping brethren

blood in, blood out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12163449)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:14 AM
Author: Spruce circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207095)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:14 AM
Author: Lime Cracking Cumskin

SUMMON: BLL recruiter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207097)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:23 PM
Author: Walnut piazza voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233622)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Insanely creepy chocolate property juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233646)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: white stimulating chad field

I'd be ok with it if it wasn't for the fucking paperwork. I mean really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233663)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: Walnut piazza voyeur

Hey, at least you're always scheduled for the good shifts. I've been on the 10pm-6am slot for the past three weeks. Nothing but n-threaders, Aspies and that one dude in China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233785)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 10:05 AM
Author: Spruce circlehead

Xiao Peng is hilarious, doodette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12333467)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: vibrant drab church building telephone

well, it is where everyone knows your name...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12333649)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:39 PM
Author: Walnut piazza voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722515)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:44 PM
Author: aromatic chestnut toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722535)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:45 PM
Author: hairraiser nighttime whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722542)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:46 PM
Author: buff stead

Yeah the money's good in theory but Rach keeps "accidentally" making my paychecks out to ..,.,.,.,;,,.;,. instead of ..,.,.,.,;,,,;.. Is the extra 3 days of float really worth giving that kind of shady treatment to your employees (excuse me, I mean "independant contractors")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722549)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 11:57 AM
Author: Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon

Dr. Science's silence in this thread is deafening. How does it feel to hunt and kill your own kind, Doc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945144)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: Lascivious mewling legend parlor

Told MPP I wanted out yesterday. This morning I woke up with a dull headache and the faint taste of copper on the air. Walked into the living room to find an albino buffalo lying dead on the carpet and the word "preftigious" written in its blood in calligraphic lettering on the otherwise pristine wall. The beast had been stabbed sixteen times, each a clean, deep cut through a major organ. Say what you will, but the man does quality work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945294)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 7:13 PM
Author: Bright Den Organic Girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#13030738)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon

a fucking albino buffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16837229)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 12:37 PM
Author: Sooty national security agency

During a romantic dinner with my wife at Olive Garden a few weeks ago, I finally agreed to give up "the life" at her incessant urgings. The next morning I woke up to find firefox opened to xoxo with a prewritten post containing my personal information, a list of my monikers, and links to my most offensive threads. The mouse cursor rested directly on the Post button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945381)



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Date: October 11th, 2009 2:14 PM
Author: jade menage mexican

Would be amazing if this was true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12962696)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon

Fuck. You too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#13030714)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:10 AM
Author: Bearded galvanic foreskin quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#13999972)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:22 AM
Author: hideous abode

by "Post" you meant "Poast", right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#14000054)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 6:58 PM
Author: vigorous cyan kitty hospital

this poast was pre-poast button, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15497872)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: Electric poppy jewess ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#14990289)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: shivering french gas station knife



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Date: July 13th, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: obsidian space



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Date: July 13th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: bossy parlour personal credit line



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Date: August 18th, 2010 4:04 PM
Author: Doobsian soul-stirring center trump supporter

So I was having a g chat w/ *bel*

Me: Yeah, my dog just had a bunch of little puppies. Finally, slow bitch

*bel*: Haha, i LOVE puppyd00ds!

Me: I know, they are the best. But, I looked over and saw my wife crying. The thing is, *bel*, I need to stop poasting. She wants to have kids, but can't raise them by herself if I am megapoasting 100 hours a week.

*bel*: You're saying you want a raise?

Me: I'm saying I want out.

*bel*: I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully you will reconsider.

The next day, I got home to find all of my puppyd00ds murdered. The police said that the weapon was most likely some chic in-season purse. In blood, on the walls, it said "RECONSIDER". The police asked me if I knew who did it. I shook my head and said no. My wife and I are now divorced because I can't quit. I'm not allowed to. It's better for her this way.

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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: Pontificating maize garrison

outstanding thread tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230873)