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The real reason people can't stop posting here.

The money's just too fucking good. Talk about golden handcuf...
cowardly arousing tank
  06/19/09
*ignores models and bottles in order to participate in ratin...
Avocado Up-to-no-good Doctorate
  06/19/09
i started getting creepy phonecalls at 3am and odd cars driv...
Wonderful theatre patrolman
  06/19/09
Don't forget Thea and NicoBlue's tragic "fishing accide...
cowardly arousing tank
  06/19/09
they can get you coming and going. stanlee told me one da...
Wonderful theatre patrolman
  06/19/09
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/Gn174cTH.jpg *shudders*
cowardly arousing tank
  06/19/09
Was this in a move? I googled and it didn't come up from an...
vigorous chest-beating messiness gaming laptop
  08/18/10
i remember
charismatic church building
  06/19/09
JE ME SOUVIENS
Wonderful theatre patrolman
  06/19/09
i fled once; went to nam and opened a small waterside bar. a...
duck-like meetinghouse
  06/19/09
I think we all have stories like this. Trustafarian knew ...
cowardly arousing tank
  06/19/09
poor kid just had a finger cramp from working fiver over. i ...
duck-like meetinghouse
  06/19/09
I ordered Alaskan king crab at some restaurant in Allentown ...
cowardly arousing tank
  06/19/09
similar story. i was eating ribs in houston and the waitress...
duck-like meetinghouse
  06/19/09
Rachmiel and his fucking thugs. I won't tell you what happen...
cowardly arousing tank
  06/19/09
...
swollen opaque resort knife
  05/14/10
lol golden
Apoplectic lime old irish cottage
  06/19/09
...
Thirsty library
  07/01/10
subtle gem of a post
Claret whorehouse
  06/19/09
ty
Thirsty library
  06/19/09
180
Apoplectic lime old irish cottage
  06/19/09
This was really good work
lavender bearded pistol
  06/19/09
180
lake adventurous mad cow disease
  07/05/09
amazing!
Motley haunting bawdyhouse
  07/10/09
180
Lascivious genital piercing
  07/10/09
180
Twinkling aromatic university water buffalo
  09/11/09
this is swell.
insanely creepy insecure hospital party of the first part
  09/11/09
still 180
Apoplectic lime old irish cottage
  10/09/09
lol i appreciate you.
stimulating regret
  08/18/10
lol
pale exciting heaven
  08/18/10
overrated
Effete dilemma really tough guy
  08/18/10
disagree
pale exciting heaven
  08/18/10
lolol
fragrant ruddy stag film
  10/06/10
...
Motley haunting bawdyhouse
  10/06/10
...
swollen opaque resort knife
  05/23/11
...
Bistre high-end roommate
  05/23/11
anyone worried about work stoppage as we negotiate our cba i...
charismatic church building
  06/19/09
anyone else get the feeling that our union leadership isn't ...
Wonderful theatre patrolman
  06/19/09
You okay, dood?
swollen opaque resort knife
  06/19/09
?
swollen opaque resort knife
  10/09/09
!
Azure slippery useless brakes marketing idea
  08/18/10
I have not seen this poaster in over a year.
swollen opaque resort knife
  10/06/10
this is actually true
Motley haunting bawdyhouse
  10/06/10
...
swollen opaque resort knife
  06/03/11
*bestows a multitude of 180s upon each of you*
Godawful out-of-control filthpig puppy
  06/19/09
180 thread
Marvelous free-loading station
  06/19/09
bounced check bump
cowardly arousing tank
  07/05/09
...
Apoplectic lime old irish cottage
  07/13/09
blood in, blood out.
stirring spruce location round eye
  07/05/09
...
cowardly arousing tank
  07/10/09
SUMMON: BLL recruiter
Lascivious genital piercing
  07/10/09
...
Godawful out-of-control filthpig puppy
  07/13/09
...
Thirsty library
  07/13/09
I'd be ok with it if it wasn't for the fucking paperwork. I ...
Provocative Hell
  07/13/09
Hey, at least you're always scheduled for the good shifts. I...
Godawful out-of-control filthpig puppy
  07/13/09
Xiao Peng is hilarious, doodette
cowardly arousing tank
  07/24/09
well, it is where everyone knows your name...
Mind-boggling sweet tailpipe international law enforcement agency
  07/24/09
...
Godawful out-of-control filthpig puppy
  09/11/09
...
Apoplectic lime old irish cottage
  09/11/09
...
Orchid Diverse Principal's Office Laser Beams
  09/11/09
Yeah the money's good in theory but Rach keeps "acciden...
concupiscible locale
  09/11/09
Dr. Science's silence in this thread is deafening. How does ...
swollen opaque resort knife
  10/09/09
Told MPP I wanted out yesterday. This morning I woke up wit...
Dark bat shit crazy brunch macaca
  10/09/09
180
bespoke navy skinny woman
  10/19/09
a fucking albino buffalo
swollen opaque resort knife
  12/17/10
During a romantic dinner with my wife at Olive Garden a few ...
Carnelian national security agency
  10/09/09
Would be amazing if this was true
cruel-hearted bonkers business firm
  10/11/09
Fuck. You too?
swollen opaque resort knife
  10/19/09
...
swollen opaque resort knife
  02/03/10
by "Post" you meant "Poast", right?
galvanic jet market affirmative action
  02/03/10
this poast was pre-poast button, i think
maroon temple depressive
  07/13/10
lol
very tactful tattoo gas station
  05/14/10
...
brass field deer antler
  05/23/11
...
Domesticated frum spot ratface
  07/13/10
...
Smoky Trust Fund
  07/13/10
So I was having a g chat w/ *bel* Me: Yeah, my dog just h...
vigorous chest-beating messiness gaming laptop
  08/18/10
outstanding thread tyty
bateful love of her life
  10/06/10


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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: cowardly arousing tank

The money's just too fucking good. Talk about golden handcuffs.

*sets stack of $100 bills on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034618)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:51 PM
Author: Avocado Up-to-no-good Doctorate

*ignores models and bottles in order to participate in ratings thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034628)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: Wonderful theatre patrolman

i started getting creepy phonecalls at 3am and odd cars driving by my place after i threatened to quit.

and of course we ALL remember the odd string of poster "suicides" before the proposed strike of '05...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034658)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: cowardly arousing tank

Don't forget Thea and NicoBlue's tragic "fishing accident".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034670)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: Wonderful theatre patrolman

they can get you coming and going.

stanlee told me one day that he was fed up, and was going to buy an assault rifle.

he never even made it to the gunstore...

what did they say happened, exactly? he "intentionally guided his vehicle down an embankment in an attempted suicide?"

you can visit what's left of him at the long-term care facility, if you have the balls.

it ain't much, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034695)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: cowardly arousing tank

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/Gn174cTH.jpg

*shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034742)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: vigorous chest-beating messiness gaming laptop

Was this in a move? I googled and it didn't come up from anything but it sounds familiar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820475)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: charismatic church building

i remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034841)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:38 PM
Author: Wonderful theatre patrolman

JE ME SOUVIENS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034909)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: duck-like meetinghouse

i fled once; went to nam and opened a small waterside bar. a normal asian couple finished their mudslides and on the check they wrote "whokebe doesn't surf." i got back to my apartment and a bottle of viva smart sat atop my desk, and attached to the mouth was my new moniker and password.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034766)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: cowardly arousing tank

I think we all have stories like this.

Trustafarian knew too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034769)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: duck-like meetinghouse

poor kid just had a finger cramp from working fiver over. i heard "the management" didn't believe that was the reason he stopped posting. his own dentist couldn't believe those were his crowns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034778)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: cowardly arousing tank

I ordered Alaskan king crab at some restaurant in Allentown a while back and found a Boalt class ring lodged in its stomach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034798)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: duck-like meetinghouse

similar story. i was eating ribs in houston and the waitress told me the chef wanted to see me. i go back and he opens the walkin cooler; the sick fuck has jim adler hanging from his ankles, alive, barely, with a flap of skin hanging off the left side of his torso. the chef makes a belly laugh and says to jim "good thing your buddy didn't order a whole rack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034815)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: cowardly arousing tank

Rachmiel and his fucking thugs. I won't tell you what happened the last time I passed through Madison and ordered Italian sausage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034835)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 12:51 PM
Author: swollen opaque resort knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#14990178)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic lime old irish cottage

lol golden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034859)



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Date: July 1st, 2010 8:54 PM
Author: Thirsty library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15393747)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: Claret whorehouse

subtle gem of a post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034832)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Thirsty library

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034838)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: Apoplectic lime old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034842)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: lavender bearded pistol

This was really good work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034934)



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Date: July 5th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: lake adventurous mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12163528)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:16 AM
Author: Motley haunting bawdyhouse

amazing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207106)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: Lascivious genital piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207113)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:46 PM
Author: Twinkling aromatic university water buffalo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722546)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:47 PM
Author: insanely creepy insecure hospital party of the first part

this is swell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722551)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 11:54 AM
Author: Apoplectic lime old irish cottage

still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945121)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:44 AM
Author: stimulating regret

lol i appreciate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15816165)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:46 AM
Author: pale exciting heaven

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15816182)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:47 AM
Author: Effete dilemma really tough guy

overrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15816195)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 3:52 PM
Author: pale exciting heaven

disagree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820477)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:03 PM
Author: fragrant ruddy stag film

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230830)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:05 PM
Author: Motley haunting bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230835)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: swollen opaque resort knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18070236)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:35 PM
Author: Bistre high-end roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18070289)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: charismatic church building

anyone worried about work stoppage as we negotiate our cba in 2010?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034924)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:49 PM
Author: Wonderful theatre patrolman

anyone else get the feeling that our union leadership isn't really on our side in this deal?

so, okay - we start off with the famous ten DEMANDS - not REQUESTS, but fucking DEMANDS. we even called them "The Ten Demandments."

then the first one - lawsuit indeminification for "posts in the due course of business" - gets suddenly and inexplicably dropped. the union bigshots say it's because "they're comfortable it won't be an issue."

BULL. SHIT.

then the next demandment falls. then two more get weakened. then another gets "modified."

these weren't huge demands - this was basic stuff. AutoAdmit didn't BECOME a multibillion-dollar enterprise without the paid poster corps. why do we take all this shit from management?

fuck; hold on dooder; there's some kind of fire in my basement...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034991)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 3:06 PM
Author: swollen opaque resort knife

You okay, dood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12035503)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 11:52 AM
Author: swollen opaque resort knife

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945109)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 3:48 PM
Author: Azure slippery useless brakes marketing idea

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820444)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: swollen opaque resort knife

I have not seen this poaster in over a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230487)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:08 PM
Author: Motley haunting bawdyhouse

this is actually true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230843)



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Date: June 3rd, 2011 9:11 AM
Author: swollen opaque resort knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18155071)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Godawful out-of-control filthpig puppy

*bestows a multitude of 180s upon each of you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034944)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 3:09 PM
Author: Marvelous free-loading station

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12035518)



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Date: July 5th, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: cowardly arousing tank

bounced check bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12162956)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Apoplectic lime old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233664)



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Date: July 5th, 2009 5:10 PM
Author: stirring spruce location round eye

blood in, blood out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12163449)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:14 AM
Author: cowardly arousing tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207095)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:14 AM
Author: Lascivious genital piercing

SUMMON: BLL recruiter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207097)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:23 PM
Author: Godawful out-of-control filthpig puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233622)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Thirsty library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233646)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Provocative Hell

I'd be ok with it if it wasn't for the fucking paperwork. I mean really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233663)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: Godawful out-of-control filthpig puppy

Hey, at least you're always scheduled for the good shifts. I've been on the 10pm-6am slot for the past three weeks. Nothing but n-threaders, Aspies and that one dude in China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233785)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 10:05 AM
Author: cowardly arousing tank

Xiao Peng is hilarious, doodette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12333467)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sweet tailpipe international law enforcement agency

well, it is where everyone knows your name...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12333649)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:39 PM
Author: Godawful out-of-control filthpig puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722515)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:44 PM
Author: Apoplectic lime old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722535)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:45 PM
Author: Orchid Diverse Principal's Office Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722542)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:46 PM
Author: concupiscible locale

Yeah the money's good in theory but Rach keeps "accidentally" making my paychecks out to ..,.,.,.,;,,.;,. instead of ..,.,.,.,;,,,;.. Is the extra 3 days of float really worth giving that kind of shady treatment to your employees (excuse me, I mean "independant contractors")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722549)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 11:57 AM
Author: swollen opaque resort knife

Dr. Science's silence in this thread is deafening. How does it feel to hunt and kill your own kind, Doc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945144)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: Dark bat shit crazy brunch macaca

Told MPP I wanted out yesterday. This morning I woke up with a dull headache and the faint taste of copper on the air. Walked into the living room to find an albino buffalo lying dead on the carpet and the word "preftigious" written in its blood in calligraphic lettering on the otherwise pristine wall. The beast had been stabbed sixteen times, each a clean, deep cut through a major organ. Say what you will, but the man does quality work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945294)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 7:13 PM
Author: bespoke navy skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#13030738)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: swollen opaque resort knife

a fucking albino buffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16837229)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 12:37 PM
Author: Carnelian national security agency

During a romantic dinner with my wife at Olive Garden a few weeks ago, I finally agreed to give up "the life" at her incessant urgings. The next morning I woke up to find firefox opened to xoxo with a prewritten post containing my personal information, a list of my monikers, and links to my most offensive threads. The mouse cursor rested directly on the Post button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945381)



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Date: October 11th, 2009 2:14 PM
Author: cruel-hearted bonkers business firm

Would be amazing if this was true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12962696)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: swollen opaque resort knife

Fuck. You too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#13030714)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:10 AM
Author: swollen opaque resort knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#13999972)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:22 AM
Author: galvanic jet market affirmative action

by "Post" you meant "Poast", right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#14000054)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 6:58 PM
Author: maroon temple depressive

this poast was pre-poast button, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15497872)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: very tactful tattoo gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#14990289)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: brass field deer antler



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Date: July 13th, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: Domesticated frum spot ratface



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Date: July 13th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: Smoky Trust Fund



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Date: August 18th, 2010 4:04 PM
Author: vigorous chest-beating messiness gaming laptop

So I was having a g chat w/ *bel*

Me: Yeah, my dog just had a bunch of little puppies. Finally, slow bitch

*bel*: Haha, i LOVE puppyd00ds!

Me: I know, they are the best. But, I looked over and saw my wife crying. The thing is, *bel*, I need to stop poasting. She wants to have kids, but can't raise them by herself if I am megapoasting 100 hours a week.

*bel*: You're saying you want a raise?

Me: I'm saying I want out.

*bel*: I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully you will reconsider.

The next day, I got home to find all of my puppyd00ds murdered. The police said that the weapon was most likely some chic in-season purse. In blood, on the walls, it said "RECONSIDER". The police asked me if I knew who did it. I shook my head and said no. My wife and I are now divorced because I can't quit. I'm not allowed to. It's better for her this way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820593)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: bateful love of her life

outstanding thread tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230873)