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The real reason people can't stop posting here.

The money's just too fucking good. Talk about golden handcuf...
Awkward home legend
  06/19/09
*ignores models and bottles in order to participate in ratin...
Exhilarant garrison depressive
  06/19/09
i started getting creepy phonecalls at 3am and odd cars driv...
wonderful sooty liquid oxygen
  06/19/09
Don't forget Thea and NicoBlue's tragic "fishing accide...
Awkward home legend
  06/19/09
they can get you coming and going. stanlee told me one da...
wonderful sooty liquid oxygen
  06/19/09
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/Gn174cTH.jpg *shudders*
Awkward home legend
  06/19/09
Was this in a move? I googled and it didn't come up from an...
Glassy incel
  08/18/10
i remember
Impertinent Skinny Woman
  06/19/09
JE ME SOUVIENS
wonderful sooty liquid oxygen
  06/19/09
i fled once; went to nam and opened a small waterside bar. a...
Maniacal arousing messiness temple
  06/19/09
I think we all have stories like this. Trustafarian knew ...
Awkward home legend
  06/19/09
poor kid just had a finger cramp from working fiver over. i ...
Maniacal arousing messiness temple
  06/19/09
I ordered Alaskan king crab at some restaurant in Allentown ...
Awkward home legend
  06/19/09
similar story. i was eating ribs in houston and the waitress...
Maniacal arousing messiness temple
  06/19/09
Rachmiel and his fucking thugs. I won't tell you what happen...
Awkward home legend
  06/19/09
...
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  05/14/10
lol golden
Jade theater
  06/19/09
...
misanthropic embarrassed to the bone immigrant people who are hurt
  07/01/10
subtle gem of a post
Electric Light Windowlicker Library
  06/19/09
ty
misanthropic embarrassed to the bone immigrant people who are hurt
  06/19/09
180
Jade theater
  06/19/09
This was really good work
judgmental hall
  06/19/09
180
Curious Degenerate Spot
  07/05/09
amazing!
Lime athletic conference
  07/10/09
180
mahogany stage round eye
  07/10/09
180
Green stirring step-uncle's house mediation
  09/11/09
this is swell.
Geriatric stain
  09/11/09
still 180
Jade theater
  10/09/09
lol i appreciate you.
Painfully honest university
  08/18/10
lol
provocative ivory address
  08/18/10
overrated
duck-like foreskin
  08/18/10
disagree
provocative ivory address
  08/18/10
lolol
Ultramarine Wrinkle
  10/06/10
...
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  10/06/10
...
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  05/23/11
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  05/23/11
anyone worried about work stoppage as we negotiate our cba i...
Impertinent Skinny Woman
  06/19/09
anyone else get the feeling that our union leadership isn't ...
wonderful sooty liquid oxygen
  06/19/09
You okay, dood?
tantric gay electric furnace rigor
  06/19/09
?
tantric gay electric furnace rigor
  10/09/09
!
comical heaven elastic band
  08/18/10
I have not seen this poaster in over a year.
tantric gay electric furnace rigor
  10/06/10
this is actually true
Lime athletic conference
  10/06/10
...
tantric gay electric furnace rigor
  06/03/11
*bestows a multitude of 180s upon each of you*
elite citrine boltzmann weed whacker
  06/19/09
180 thread
frozen really tough guy whorehouse
  06/19/09
bounced check bump
Awkward home legend
  07/05/09
...
Jade theater
  07/13/09
blood in, blood out.
histrionic hilarious halford
  07/05/09
...
Awkward home legend
  07/10/09
SUMMON: BLL recruiter
mahogany stage round eye
  07/10/09
...
elite citrine boltzmann weed whacker
  07/13/09
...
misanthropic embarrassed to the bone immigrant people who are hurt
  07/13/09
I'd be ok with it if it wasn't for the fucking paperwork. I ...
self-absorbed location
  07/13/09
Hey, at least you're always scheduled for the good shifts. I...
elite citrine boltzmann weed whacker
  07/13/09
Xiao Peng is hilarious, doodette
Awkward home legend
  07/24/09
well, it is where everyone knows your name...
Aquamarine house potus
  07/24/09
...
elite citrine boltzmann weed whacker
  09/11/09
...
Jade theater
  09/11/09
...
marvelous cerise dysfunction institution
  09/11/09
Yeah the money's good in theory but Rach keeps "acciden...
Titillating effete cumskin bawdyhouse
  09/11/09
Dr. Science's silence in this thread is deafening. How does ...
tantric gay electric furnace rigor
  10/09/09
Told MPP I wanted out yesterday. This morning I woke up wit...
Orchid nibblets doctorate
  10/09/09
180
Charismatic Very Tactful Nursing Home Place Of Business
  10/19/09
a fucking albino buffalo
tantric gay electric furnace rigor
  12/17/10
During a romantic dinner with my wife at Olive Garden a few ...
Shimmering supple corner black woman
  10/09/09
Would be amazing if this was true
Honey-headed Locus
  10/11/09
Fuck. You too?
tantric gay electric furnace rigor
  10/19/09
...
tantric gay electric furnace rigor
  02/03/10
by "Post" you meant "Poast", right?
Magical church
  02/03/10
this poast was pre-poast button, i think
Azure Tanning Salon
  07/13/10
lol
Sick garnet candlestick maker
  05/14/10
...
bronze abusive locale
  05/23/11
...
low-t lay mother
  07/13/10
...
dull self-centered theatre
  07/13/10
So I was having a g chat w/ *bel* Me: Yeah, my dog just h...
Glassy incel
  08/18/10
outstanding thread tyty
Flickering cracking field
  10/06/10


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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: Awkward home legend

The money's just too fucking good. Talk about golden handcuffs.

*sets stack of $100 bills on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034618)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant garrison depressive

*ignores models and bottles in order to participate in ratings thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034628)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: wonderful sooty liquid oxygen

i started getting creepy phonecalls at 3am and odd cars driving by my place after i threatened to quit.

and of course we ALL remember the odd string of poster "suicides" before the proposed strike of '05...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034658)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: Awkward home legend

Don't forget Thea and NicoBlue's tragic "fishing accident".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034670)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: wonderful sooty liquid oxygen

they can get you coming and going.

stanlee told me one day that he was fed up, and was going to buy an assault rifle.

he never even made it to the gunstore...

what did they say happened, exactly? he "intentionally guided his vehicle down an embankment in an attempted suicide?"

you can visit what's left of him at the long-term care facility, if you have the balls.

it ain't much, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034695)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: Awkward home legend

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/Gn174cTH.jpg

*shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034742)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: Glassy incel

Was this in a move? I googled and it didn't come up from anything but it sounds familiar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820475)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: Impertinent Skinny Woman

i remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034841)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:38 PM
Author: wonderful sooty liquid oxygen

JE ME SOUVIENS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034909)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: Maniacal arousing messiness temple

i fled once; went to nam and opened a small waterside bar. a normal asian couple finished their mudslides and on the check they wrote "whokebe doesn't surf." i got back to my apartment and a bottle of viva smart sat atop my desk, and attached to the mouth was my new moniker and password.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034766)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: Awkward home legend

I think we all have stories like this.

Trustafarian knew too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034769)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: Maniacal arousing messiness temple

poor kid just had a finger cramp from working fiver over. i heard "the management" didn't believe that was the reason he stopped posting. his own dentist couldn't believe those were his crowns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034778)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Awkward home legend

I ordered Alaskan king crab at some restaurant in Allentown a while back and found a Boalt class ring lodged in its stomach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034798)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: Maniacal arousing messiness temple

similar story. i was eating ribs in houston and the waitress told me the chef wanted to see me. i go back and he opens the walkin cooler; the sick fuck has jim adler hanging from his ankles, alive, barely, with a flap of skin hanging off the left side of his torso. the chef makes a belly laugh and says to jim "good thing your buddy didn't order a whole rack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034815)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Awkward home legend

Rachmiel and his fucking thugs. I won't tell you what happened the last time I passed through Madison and ordered Italian sausage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034835)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 12:51 PM
Author: tantric gay electric furnace rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#14990178)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: Jade theater

lol golden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034859)



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Date: July 1st, 2010 8:54 PM
Author: misanthropic embarrassed to the bone immigrant people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15393747)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: Electric Light Windowlicker Library

subtle gem of a post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034832)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: misanthropic embarrassed to the bone immigrant people who are hurt

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034838)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: Jade theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034842)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: judgmental hall

This was really good work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034934)



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Date: July 5th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: Curious Degenerate Spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12163528)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:16 AM
Author: Lime athletic conference

amazing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207106)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: mahogany stage round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207113)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:46 PM
Author: Green stirring step-uncle's house mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722546)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:47 PM
Author: Geriatric stain

this is swell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722551)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 11:54 AM
Author: Jade theater

still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945121)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:44 AM
Author: Painfully honest university

lol i appreciate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15816165)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:46 AM
Author: provocative ivory address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15816182)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:47 AM
Author: duck-like foreskin

overrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15816195)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 3:52 PM
Author: provocative ivory address

disagree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820477)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine Wrinkle

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230830)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:05 PM
Author: Lime athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230835)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: tantric gay electric furnace rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18070236)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:35 PM
Author: vibrant knife indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18070289)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: Impertinent Skinny Woman

anyone worried about work stoppage as we negotiate our cba in 2010?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034924)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:49 PM
Author: wonderful sooty liquid oxygen

anyone else get the feeling that our union leadership isn't really on our side in this deal?

so, okay - we start off with the famous ten DEMANDS - not REQUESTS, but fucking DEMANDS. we even called them "The Ten Demandments."

then the first one - lawsuit indeminification for "posts in the due course of business" - gets suddenly and inexplicably dropped. the union bigshots say it's because "they're comfortable it won't be an issue."

BULL. SHIT.

then the next demandment falls. then two more get weakened. then another gets "modified."

these weren't huge demands - this was basic stuff. AutoAdmit didn't BECOME a multibillion-dollar enterprise without the paid poster corps. why do we take all this shit from management?

fuck; hold on dooder; there's some kind of fire in my basement...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034991)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 3:06 PM
Author: tantric gay electric furnace rigor

You okay, dood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12035503)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 11:52 AM
Author: tantric gay electric furnace rigor

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945109)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 3:48 PM
Author: comical heaven elastic band

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820444)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: tantric gay electric furnace rigor

I have not seen this poaster in over a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230487)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:08 PM
Author: Lime athletic conference

this is actually true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230843)



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Date: June 3rd, 2011 9:11 AM
Author: tantric gay electric furnace rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18155071)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: elite citrine boltzmann weed whacker

*bestows a multitude of 180s upon each of you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034944)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 3:09 PM
Author: frozen really tough guy whorehouse

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12035518)



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Date: July 5th, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: Awkward home legend

bounced check bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12162956)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Jade theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233664)



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Date: July 5th, 2009 5:10 PM
Author: histrionic hilarious halford

blood in, blood out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12163449)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:14 AM
Author: Awkward home legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207095)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:14 AM
Author: mahogany stage round eye

SUMMON: BLL recruiter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207097)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:23 PM
Author: elite citrine boltzmann weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233622)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: misanthropic embarrassed to the bone immigrant people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233646)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed location

I'd be ok with it if it wasn't for the fucking paperwork. I mean really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233663)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: elite citrine boltzmann weed whacker

Hey, at least you're always scheduled for the good shifts. I've been on the 10pm-6am slot for the past three weeks. Nothing but n-threaders, Aspies and that one dude in China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233785)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 10:05 AM
Author: Awkward home legend

Xiao Peng is hilarious, doodette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12333467)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: Aquamarine house potus

well, it is where everyone knows your name...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12333649)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:39 PM
Author: elite citrine boltzmann weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722515)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:44 PM
Author: Jade theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722535)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:45 PM
Author: marvelous cerise dysfunction institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722542)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:46 PM
Author: Titillating effete cumskin bawdyhouse

Yeah the money's good in theory but Rach keeps "accidentally" making my paychecks out to ..,.,.,.,;,,.;,. instead of ..,.,.,.,;,,,;.. Is the extra 3 days of float really worth giving that kind of shady treatment to your employees (excuse me, I mean "independant contractors")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722549)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 11:57 AM
Author: tantric gay electric furnace rigor

Dr. Science's silence in this thread is deafening. How does it feel to hunt and kill your own kind, Doc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945144)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: Orchid nibblets doctorate

Told MPP I wanted out yesterday. This morning I woke up with a dull headache and the faint taste of copper on the air. Walked into the living room to find an albino buffalo lying dead on the carpet and the word "preftigious" written in its blood in calligraphic lettering on the otherwise pristine wall. The beast had been stabbed sixteen times, each a clean, deep cut through a major organ. Say what you will, but the man does quality work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945294)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 7:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Very Tactful Nursing Home Place Of Business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#13030738)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: tantric gay electric furnace rigor

a fucking albino buffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16837229)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 12:37 PM
Author: Shimmering supple corner black woman

During a romantic dinner with my wife at Olive Garden a few weeks ago, I finally agreed to give up "the life" at her incessant urgings. The next morning I woke up to find firefox opened to xoxo with a prewritten post containing my personal information, a list of my monikers, and links to my most offensive threads. The mouse cursor rested directly on the Post button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945381)



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Date: October 11th, 2009 2:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed Locus

Would be amazing if this was true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12962696)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: tantric gay electric furnace rigor

Fuck. You too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#13030714)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:10 AM
Author: tantric gay electric furnace rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#13999972)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:22 AM
Author: Magical church

by "Post" you meant "Poast", right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#14000054)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 6:58 PM
Author: Azure Tanning Salon

this poast was pre-poast button, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15497872)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: Sick garnet candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#14990289)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: bronze abusive locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18070293)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: low-t lay mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15497800)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: dull self-centered theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15497830)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 4:04 PM
Author: Glassy incel

So I was having a g chat w/ *bel*

Me: Yeah, my dog just had a bunch of little puppies. Finally, slow bitch

*bel*: Haha, i LOVE puppyd00ds!

Me: I know, they are the best. But, I looked over and saw my wife crying. The thing is, *bel*, I need to stop poasting. She wants to have kids, but can't raise them by herself if I am megapoasting 100 hours a week.

*bel*: You're saying you want a raise?

Me: I'm saying I want out.

*bel*: I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully you will reconsider.

The next day, I got home to find all of my puppyd00ds murdered. The police said that the weapon was most likely some chic in-season purse. In blood, on the walls, it said "RECONSIDER". The police asked me if I knew who did it. I shook my head and said no. My wife and I are now divorced because I can't quit. I'm not allowed to. It's better for her this way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820593)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: Flickering cracking field

outstanding thread tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230873)