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Suspect partner overheard me bitching out a junior associate

Junior associate gave me an attitude and I nearly went apesh...
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
cool story hansel. you're quite the rainmaker.
Sexy son of senegal
  07/01/09
Actually I was afraid I might get in trouble for going apesh...
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
Describe said associate
Cerise self-absorbed stage
  07/01/09
Smart ass who fucked up. Went to TTT and mistakenly thinks ...
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
damn. what did he do?
Cerise self-absorbed stage
  07/01/09
I gave the guy constructive criticism on his objectively shi...
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
you sound like an uptight douche, yelling at people and goin...
Sexy son of senegal
  07/01/09
The dood is about 4 inches taller than me and outweighs me ...
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
LOL, so youre some uptight Jew or little slope who is on a p...
Sexy son of senegal
  07/01/09
?
Cerise self-absorbed stage
  07/01/09
what's your question friend?
Sexy son of senegal
  07/01/09
No, I'm a normal size gentile.
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
tell us about your prestigious school. lol
Sexy son of senegal
  07/01/09
T14, no big whoop
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
exactly, you went to some shithole like NU or Cornell.
Sexy son of senegal
  07/01/09
I don't know why you'd care about where I went to school. ...
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
I'm just demonstrating that you're some unprestigious, middl...
Sexy son of senegal
  07/01/09
You sound like a self righteous dildo. You're the one try...
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
don't like how it feels, do you prole? Think about that nex...
Sexy son of senegal
  07/01/09
Hey just curious, are you at a firm with a bunch of asshole ...
jet irradiated depressive hall
  07/01/09
no, but I've seen dickheads like the OP since I've been doin...
Sexy son of senegal
  07/01/09
Not even slightly correct. This guy repeatedly tested my pa...
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
This guy probably gets shit on daily. He might even be the ...
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
no dude, I'm a mid level at V5 and I eat toileteers like you...
Sexy son of senegal
  07/01/09
I've always thought that was a particularly gay expression. ...
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
Not really brah, my uncle is one of the swinging dicks at th...
Sexy son of senegal
  07/01/09
I'm sure you're a very important faggot, in your own mind.
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
I don't think I'm anything special at all, especially in thi...
Sexy son of senegal
  07/01/09
You're terribly presumptuous and sound like a horrible perso...
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
Both of you are insecure jackasses for arguing anonymously a...
Razzmatazz principal's office cuckoldry
  07/01/09
the second your uncle strokes out or goes to jail for kiddy ...
Cerebral chrome kitchen
  07/01/09
Right, I'm very intimidated by your baseless faggot insults....
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
go slink back into work to take orders from your betters, pe...
Sexy son of senegal
  07/01/09
Go update your resume for OCI.
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
pwnt and pst
Fighting parlor persian
  07/01/09
"apeshit"?
Stimulating navy international law enforcement agency native
  07/01/09
"smarted off"?
Stimulating navy international law enforcement agency native
  07/01/09
this really ought to have been the last word here; brilliant...
Stimulating navy international law enforcement agency native
  07/01/09
guess you were king of that encounter; the satisfaction must...
Stimulating navy international law enforcement agency native
  07/01/09
Killself.
Laughsome idiotic brunch incel
  07/01/09
Please state your position in the firm.
jet irradiated depressive hall
  07/01/09
Couple class years ahead of the shithead associate
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
Is your firm one that engaged in lay-offs?
jet irradiated depressive hall
  07/01/09
Not yet
Aphrodisiac turdskin
  07/01/09
now i know you post on xo, haha
Wonderful mad cow disease
  07/01/09
wow, public humiliation. i imagine the next time he has a ch...
comical spruce dog poop
  07/01/09
OP sounds like a real jewel. I hope you die in a car fire.
racy alpha internal respiration
  07/01/09
ty
Aggressive set jew
  07/01/09
?
racy alpha internal respiration
  07/01/09
OP should die in a car fire. I appreciate your magnamity ...
Aggressive set jew
  07/01/09
Glad to do it. We all have to pull our weight around here, ...
racy alpha internal respiration
  07/01/09
Think about shutting the door next time you go "apeshit...
curious rehab organic girlfriend
  07/01/09
OP is a retard. Even if you're going to lose your shit and s...
wild dilemma
  07/01/09
You sound like an ass.
trip gunner school
  07/01/09
he does. i think i'll "go apeshit" on an insecure...
Stimulating navy international law enforcement agency native
  07/01/09
Wow you sound like an insufferable douche!
apoplectic hot ladyboy university
  07/01/09
and this thread's going splendidly for him
Stimulating navy international law enforcement agency native
  07/01/09
I lol when I think of OP creating this thread expecting resp...
apoplectic hot ladyboy university
  07/01/09
Not exactly where he thought the Threat was gonna go http...
Milky fanboi goyim
  07/01/09
YLS grad here. Periodically I go apeshit on TTTer Harvard gr...
Avocado Beady-eyed Range Giraffe
  07/01/09
yeah, make friends at all costs
Aqua supple den roast beef
  07/01/09
wow, you are so awesome!! can i haz your autograph??
Bearded boistinker death wish
  07/01/09
*APESHITS ALL OVER SECRETARY PARALEGAL AND ASSOCIATES* *I...
racy alpha internal respiration
  07/01/09
ITT: aspie with delusions of grandeur acts like petulant chi...
mauve big-titted really tough guy
  07/01/09


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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

Junior associate gave me an attitude and I nearly went apeshit.

Next morning partner was talking to associate for an extended period and associate was morosely looking at the floor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131028)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:26 AM
Author: Sexy son of senegal

cool story hansel. you're quite the rainmaker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131034)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

Actually I was afraid I might get in trouble for going apeshit. Apparently the partner not only approves but added some of his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131036)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:37 AM
Author: Cerise self-absorbed stage

Describe said associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131040)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

Smart ass who fucked up. Went to TTT and mistakenly thinks he's the shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131041)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:43 AM
Author: Cerise self-absorbed stage

damn. what did he do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131049)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:47 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

I gave the guy constructive criticism on his objectively shitty work. He smarted off to me and I went apeshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131052)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:56 AM
Author: Sexy son of senegal

you sound like an uptight douche, yelling at people and going "apeshit" at someone who thought he was being cute demonstrates what a faggot you are. I'm sure dood was smaller than you too or you wouldn't have had the stones to do it in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131058)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:01 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

The dood is about 4 inches taller than me and outweighs me by at least 50 pounds. I really don't give a shit.

My firm is big on civility, but this fucker was more than I was willing to put up with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131060)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:11 AM
Author: Sexy son of senegal

LOL, so youre some uptight Jew or little slope who is on a power trip. this dude will probably have your job in a year. Lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131062)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: Cerise self-absorbed stage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131063)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: Sexy son of senegal

what's your question friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131065)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

No, I'm a normal size gentile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131064)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:15 AM
Author: Sexy son of senegal

tell us about your prestigious school. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131066)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:17 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

T14, no big whoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131068)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:18 AM
Author: Sexy son of senegal

exactly, you went to some shithole like NU or Cornell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131069)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:20 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

I don't know why you'd care about where I went to school.

I went justifiably apeshit and instead of being disciplined myself, I was affirmed. That is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131070)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:22 AM
Author: Sexy son of senegal

I'm just demonstrating that you're some unprestigious, middle of the road schlep who probably went to a TTT undergrad and had a TTT major. I'm sure you scored a 169 on the LSAT or something similarly terrible. Now you're acting like some bigshot for telling off some noob at your firm. You are clearly an immature faggot with very little prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131071)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:25 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

You sound like a self righteous dildo.

You're the one trying to lord it over people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131072)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:27 AM
Author: Sexy son of senegal

don't like how it feels, do you prole? Think about that next time you abuse some "TTT". You're a TTT piece of shit yourself, and nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131074)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:28 AM
Author: jet irradiated depressive hall

Hey just curious, are you at a firm with a bunch of asshole senior associates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131076)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:30 AM
Author: Sexy son of senegal

no, but I've seen dickheads like the OP since I've been doing this shit. They are invariably, insecure douches themselves and get off on pwning TTTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131078)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

Not even slightly correct. This guy repeatedly tested my patience before I reached my limit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131081)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

This guy probably gets shit on daily. He might even be the idiot I yelled at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131079)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:32 AM
Author: Sexy son of senegal

no dude, I'm a mid level at V5 and I eat toileteers like you for fucking breakfast. Enjoy Piper or whatever shithole you work at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131083)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

I've always thought that was a particularly gay expression.

We both know the only thing you eat is shit from partners. You've never tried a case or even spoken in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131084)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:37 AM
Author: Sexy son of senegal

Not really brah, my uncle is one of the swinging dicks at the firm so I'm basically untouchable. It's little bitches like you who live in abject fear of getting layoff-pwned and forced out, especially given your TTT background.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131089)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

I'm sure you're a very important faggot, in your own mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131090)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:43 AM
Author: Sexy son of senegal

I don't think I'm anything special at all, especially in this bullshit profession. I am, however, MUCH more intelligent and prestigious than someone like you, who'll spend the next 30 years working like a bitch trying to scrape something together before dropping dead at 55 of stress-induced heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131094)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:45 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

You're terribly presumptuous and sound like a horrible person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131095)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office cuckoldry

Both of you are insecure jackasses for arguing anonymously about who is more preftigious.

The only person more insecure than you on this entire webchatarena is me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131300)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:28 AM
Author: Cerebral chrome kitchen

the second your uncle strokes out or goes to jail for kiddy diddling YOUR FUCT.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131273)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

Right, I'm very intimidated by your baseless faggot insults.

Fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131077)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:31 AM
Author: Sexy son of senegal

go slink back into work to take orders from your betters, people like me. LOL at this TTT piece of garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131080)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:32 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

Go update your resume for OCI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131082)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:39 AM
Author: Fighting parlor persian

pwnt and pst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131304)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:02 PM
Author: Stimulating navy international law enforcement agency native

"apeshit"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131996)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:02 PM
Author: Stimulating navy international law enforcement agency native

"smarted off"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131994)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:06 PM
Author: Stimulating navy international law enforcement agency native

this really ought to have been the last word here; brilliant, underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132017)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:01 PM
Author: Stimulating navy international law enforcement agency native

guess you were king of that encounter; the satisfaction must be immense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131993)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: Laughsome idiotic brunch incel

Killself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132730)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:46 AM
Author: jet irradiated depressive hall

Please state your position in the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131051)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:47 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

Couple class years ahead of the shithead associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131053)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:48 AM
Author: jet irradiated depressive hall

Is your firm one that engaged in lay-offs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131054)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:49 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turdskin

Not yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131055)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:40 AM
Author: Wonderful mad cow disease

now i know you post on xo, haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131309)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:16 AM
Author: comical spruce dog poop

wow, public humiliation. i imagine the next time he has a chance to screw you, he'll do so without thinking twice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131413)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:17 AM
Author: racy alpha internal respiration

OP sounds like a real jewel. I hope you die in a car fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131417)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:22 AM
Author: Aggressive set jew

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131429)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:23 AM
Author: racy alpha internal respiration

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131430)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:35 AM
Author: Aggressive set jew

OP should die in a car fire.

I appreciate your magnamity in pointing this out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131486)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:38 AM
Author: racy alpha internal respiration

Glad to do it. We all have to pull our weight around here, so I do my best to contribute. For other indicia of my particularly vitriolic mood today, I suggest you look through the "Summon BlueSmoke" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131503)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:20 AM
Author: curious rehab organic girlfriend

Think about shutting the door next time you go "apeshit" on someone instead of doing it within earshot of others. It's common courtesy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131422)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:34 AM
Author: wild dilemma

OP is a retard. Even if you're going to lose your shit and start yelling at a subordinate, do it with the door closed. But losing your shit just makes you look retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131481)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:58 AM
Author: trip gunner school

You sound like an ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131619)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:03 PM
Author: Stimulating navy international law enforcement agency native

he does. i think i'll "go apeshit" on an insecure lower 't-14' type today to honor him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131999)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:05 PM
Author: apoplectic hot ladyboy university

Wow you sound like an insufferable douche!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132010)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:07 PM
Author: Stimulating navy international law enforcement agency native

and this thread's going splendidly for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132023)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:17 PM
Author: apoplectic hot ladyboy university

I lol when I think of OP creating this thread expecting responses like, "Wow, did he talk back to you?!" and "What kind of assignment did you give him; was it hard?" and "180! That partner now knows what an alpha you are!" and instead he gets:

"Wow you sound like an insecure beta faggot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132109)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:19 PM
Author: Milky fanboi goyim

Not exactly where he thought the Threat was gonna go

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00334/ed_imgSNN2552B_435_334918a.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12133096)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:10 PM
Author: Avocado Beady-eyed Range Giraffe

YLS grad here. Periodically I go apeshit on TTTer Harvard grads.

But seriously folks, if you're going to bitch people out, please don't do it publicly. You're creating an enemy and asking for an asswhoopin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132050)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Aqua supple den roast beef

yeah, make friends at all costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132745)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:13 PM
Author: Bearded boistinker death wish

wow, you are so awesome!!

can i haz your autograph??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132067)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:21 PM
Author: racy alpha internal respiration

*APESHITS ALL OVER SECRETARY PARALEGAL AND ASSOCIATES*

*IS SHOCKED WHEN WORK DOESNT GET DONE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132160)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 1:45 PM
Author: mauve big-titted really tough guy

ITT: aspie with delusions of grandeur acts like petulant child.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132830)