Dear undergrads, there is no such thing as "Pre-law"
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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:33 PM Author: odious bisexual faggot firefighter
There is no fucking "pre-law". The term is used by indecisive undergrads who have no clue what to do with their lives so they call themselves "Pre-law" so they can sound important and justify their degree in Poli Sci or Criminal Justice.
"But, but, I'm taking classes like 'Law & Society' or 'Law & Business', I even took 'Law and the Constitution' "
It's bullshit. You aren't learning the law. You are learning vocabulary words.
Be honest with your parents and yourself and say you are a Liberal Arts major.
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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM Author: odious bisexual faggot firefighter
Working for a Judge gives you a birds-eye view of the case. There are no bullshit arguments from the Judge's point of view.
What does the Plaintiff say
What does the Defendant say
They both are full of shit, so what does the Law say.
The Judge does not have a client to satisfy, so if there is a negative fact in the case, the Judge doesn't have to try to cover it up with bullshit equivocation.
Plus, when you make a phone call from the Judge's chambers, you are speaking with the authority of the Judge. Lawyers JUMP to answer the phone and to answer your question directly.
Plus, if your Judge is connected and they like you, then your network will greatly expand.
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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:38 PM Author: Scarlet bespoke garrison patrolman
"tbf, you don't really learn the law until day 1 of your barbri class"
Complete nonsense.
And I've sat in on Northwestern classes, so don't lie to me, bitch.
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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:36 PM Author: Bossy trust fund
"Date: July 1st, 2009 2:33 PM
Author: pteradektyl
what was you're major"
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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:40 PM Author: odious bisexual faggot firefighter
Not cool dood.
He made a typo and used "you're" instead of "your". Not a big deal.
123, dooder.
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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:43 PM Author: odious bisexual faggot firefighter
The only thing worst than a undergrad student who calls themselves a "Pre-law" major is someone who never went to law school in the first place.
I met a stripper once and she said, "Yeah, ya know, I was a pre-law major when I was in school, I even worked for a law firm too. But then I just needed a break from school and stuff. I might still go back and then go to law school."
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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:16 PM Author: angry twisted abode
years ago i worked in retail and we had some regulars. one was this mom with two kids who would dron on how both were planning on going to harvard and duke. i saw her at my gym recently and asked about her kids.
the son would go harvard and work on wall street (he went to sfa and is now a financial advisor).
the daughter planned on doing pre law at duke. she is soph. at local community college
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Date: July 1st, 2009 11:19 PM Author: odious bisexual faggot firefighter
"lucrative pre-law tenured position"
lolwut?
Most Pre-law advisers are just Professors in the Poli Sci department that never practiced law and their sole job is to answer the same three questions:
1. What do I need to major in to go to law school?
2. What's the LSAT
3. What are good law schools to apply to?
Anything outside of those three questions and they are stumped.
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Date: July 1st, 2009 11:17 PM Author: odious bisexual faggot firefighter
You are exactly why I made this thread.
In your attempt to "prove me wrong" you missed the entire fucking point.
JUST BECAUSE YOUR SCHOOL CALLS SOMETHING PRE-LAW DOES NOT MAKE IT PRE-LAW, JACKASS!
You are not learning the law, you are learning vocabulary words.
If you were actually taught the law, then you would've learned critical-thinking skills and wouldn't have made such a stupid reply ITT.
hth
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