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Dear undergrads, there is no such thing as "Pre-law"

There is no fucking "pre-law". The term is used by...
odious bisexual faggot firefighter
  07/01/09
tbf, you don't really learn the law until day 1 of your barb...
marvelous brindle knife queen of the night
  07/01/09
Well, I would say you don't learn the law until day 1 of you...
odious bisexual faggot firefighter
  07/01/09
why are so many of you're words capitalized are you german
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  07/01/09
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passionate sandwich
  07/01/09
178
violent range
  07/02/09
yeah, but honestly, you learn more in 2 months at barbri tha...
marvelous brindle knife queen of the night
  07/01/09
I regret not getting a judicial internship -- I heard the sa...
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  07/01/09
Working for a Judge gives you a birds-eye view of the case. ...
odious bisexual faggot firefighter
  07/01/09
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  07/01/09
"tbf, you don't really learn the law until day 1 of you...
Scarlet bespoke garrison patrolman
  07/01/09
what was you're major
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  07/01/09
"Date: July 1st, 2009 2:33 PM Author: pteradektyl w...
Bossy trust fund
  07/01/09
sup
fighting famous landscape painting site
  07/01/09
Not cool dood. He made a typo and used "you're"...
odious bisexual faggot firefighter
  07/01/09
English, sir. I never bragged about being a "Pre-law...
odious bisexual faggot firefighter
  07/01/09
your like john mccain with you're integrity
fighting famous landscape painting site
  07/01/09
lol, n00b
irate mauve area
  07/01/09
LOL....who started this "pre-law" thing anyway?
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  07/01/09
I blame the Admissions Office. They probably got tired of pe...
odious bisexual faggot firefighter
  07/01/09
Friends of pre-med students. Protip: Pre-med doesn't exist, ...
motley institution
  07/01/09
pre-med is real. it is the pre-requisites most states have f...
Domesticated Generalized Bond
  07/01/09
Taking prereqs doesn't give you a right to call yourself pre...
motley institution
  07/01/09
The only thing worst than a undergrad student who calls them...
odious bisexual faggot firefighter
  07/01/09
lulz
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  07/01/09
sadly, owing to the mad stripper skillz, she prbly stands a ...
Vibrant azure death wish
  07/01/09
you sound like an insufferable douchebag
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  07/01/09
tremendous story
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  07/02/09
years ago i worked in retail and we had some regulars. one w...
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  07/01/09
but there is such a thing as my asshole. don't just stare at...
Vibrant azure death wish
  07/01/09
165 (With strong softs)
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  07/01/09
always appreciate american psycho references. too bad quotes...
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  07/01/09
Actually, at many universities offer "pre-law" as ...
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  07/01/09
how do you land a lucrative pre-law tenured position?
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  07/01/09
"lucrative pre-law tenured position" lolwut? ...
odious bisexual faggot firefighter
  07/01/09
You are exactly why I made this thread. In your attempt t...
odious bisexual faggot firefighter
  07/01/09
what kind of TTT admits s/he is pre-law?
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  07/01/09


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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:33 PM
Author: odious bisexual faggot firefighter

There is no fucking "pre-law". The term is used by indecisive undergrads who have no clue what to do with their lives so they call themselves "Pre-law" so they can sound important and justify their degree in Poli Sci or Criminal Justice.

"But, but, I'm taking classes like 'Law & Society' or 'Law & Business', I even took 'Law and the Constitution' "

It's bullshit. You aren't learning the law. You are learning vocabulary words.

Be honest with your parents and yourself and say you are a Liberal Arts major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133182)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:34 PM
Author: marvelous brindle knife queen of the night

tbf, you don't really learn the law until day 1 of your barbri class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133188)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:37 PM
Author: odious bisexual faggot firefighter

Well, I would say you don't learn the law until day 1 of your first summer internship.

I learned so much working for a Judge after my 1L year that I wanted to go punch my 1L Professors who tried to make this crap so complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133214)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:38 PM
Author: fighting famous landscape painting site

why are so many of you're words capitalized are you german

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133216)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:12 PM
Author: glittery ape electric furnace

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133426)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 11:21 PM
Author: passionate sandwich

wow

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12138142)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: violent range

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12141170)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:54 PM
Author: marvelous brindle knife queen of the night

yeah, but honestly, you learn more in 2 months at barbri than in 3 years at ls (at least at the top law schools)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133308)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: Floppy nighttime field private investor

I regret not getting a judicial internship -- I heard the same thing from many sources.

Can you explain what you learned? I know an intern who drafted a memo about whether they should have a new trial. It taught him more about Civ Pro, he said, than anything he learned in class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133528)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: odious bisexual faggot firefighter

Working for a Judge gives you a birds-eye view of the case. There are no bullshit arguments from the Judge's point of view.

What does the Plaintiff say

What does the Defendant say

They both are full of shit, so what does the Law say.

The Judge does not have a client to satisfy, so if there is a negative fact in the case, the Judge doesn't have to try to cover it up with bullshit equivocation.

Plus, when you make a phone call from the Judge's chambers, you are speaking with the authority of the Judge. Lawyers JUMP to answer the phone and to answer your question directly.

Plus, if your Judge is connected and they like you, then your network will greatly expand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133638)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: Vibrant azure death wish

*bam* *pow* *baff*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133910)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:38 PM
Author: Scarlet bespoke garrison patrolman

"tbf, you don't really learn the law until day 1 of your barbri class"

Complete nonsense.

And I've sat in on Northwestern classes, so don't lie to me, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133663)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:33 PM
Author: fighting famous landscape painting site

what was you're major

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133186)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:36 PM
Author: Bossy trust fund

"Date: July 1st, 2009 2:33 PM

Author: pteradektyl

what was you're major"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133203)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:37 PM
Author: fighting famous landscape painting site

sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133208)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:40 PM
Author: odious bisexual faggot firefighter

Not cool dood.

He made a typo and used "you're" instead of "your". Not a big deal.

123, dooder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133235)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:38 PM
Author: odious bisexual faggot firefighter

English, sir.

I never bragged about being a "Pre-law" major. I always told people that I'm majoring in English, I don't want to be a teacher, and I am going to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133218)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:40 PM
Author: fighting famous landscape painting site

your like john mccain with you're integrity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133236)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:04 PM
Author: irate mauve area

lol, n00b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133939)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:39 PM
Author: Grizzly Casino

LOL....who started this "pre-law" thing anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133231)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:41 PM
Author: odious bisexual faggot firefighter

I blame the Admissions Office. They probably got tired of people asking, "What can i do with a liberal arts degree?" So they cooked up this title so students would feel special about themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133243)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:15 PM
Author: motley institution

Friends of pre-med students. Protip: Pre-med doesn't exist, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133446)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:06 PM
Author: Domesticated Generalized Bond

pre-med is real. it is the pre-requisites most states have for med school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133970)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:11 PM
Author: motley institution

Taking prereqs doesn't give you a right to call yourself pre-med anymore than taking real analysis entitles you to call yourself pre-PhD-in-math.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12136295)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:43 PM
Author: odious bisexual faggot firefighter

The only thing worst than a undergrad student who calls themselves a "Pre-law" major is someone who never went to law school in the first place.

I met a stripper once and she said, "Yeah, ya know, I was a pre-law major when I was in school, I even worked for a law firm too. But then I just needed a break from school and stuff. I might still go back and then go to law school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133251)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:56 PM
Author: Rose kitchen

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133318)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: Vibrant azure death wish

sadly, owing to the mad stripper skillz, she prbly stands a better chance of landing a paying law firm job after graduation than anyone she would be in school with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133935)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:14 PM
Author: Carnelian mad cow disease forum

you sound like an insufferable douchebag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12134705)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring marketing idea giraffe

tremendous story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12141745)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:16 PM
Author: angry twisted abode

years ago i worked in retail and we had some regulars. one was this mom with two kids who would dron on how both were planning on going to harvard and duke. i saw her at my gym recently and asked about her kids.

the son would go harvard and work on wall street (he went to sfa and is now a financial advisor).

the daughter planned on doing pre law at duke. she is soph. at local community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133449)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:06 PM
Author: Vibrant azure death wish

but there is such a thing as my asshole. don't just stare at it. EAT IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12133961)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:51 PM
Author: diverse jade fat ankles roast beef

165 (With strong softs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12134450)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:16 PM
Author: godawful heady fanboi

always appreciate american psycho references. too bad quotes like that can't be worked (non-awkwardly) into more routine conversations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12136347)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: violent aphrodisiac round eye mad-dog skullcap

Actually, at many universities offer "pre-law" as a major, if not a specialty curriculum/concentration. Some schools even have a "pre-law" department. Your school clearly does not have such offerings, but for those that do, it's perfectly fine for them to say they are "pre-law".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12134002)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:17 PM
Author: offensive market party of the first part

how do you land a lucrative pre-law tenured position?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12134735)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 11:19 PM
Author: odious bisexual faggot firefighter

"lucrative pre-law tenured position"

lolwut?

Most Pre-law advisers are just Professors in the Poli Sci department that never practiced law and their sole job is to answer the same three questions:

1. What do I need to major in to go to law school?

2. What's the LSAT

3. What are good law schools to apply to?

Anything outside of those three questions and they are stumped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12138114)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 11:17 PM
Author: odious bisexual faggot firefighter

You are exactly why I made this thread.

In your attempt to "prove me wrong" you missed the entire fucking point.

JUST BECAUSE YOUR SCHOOL CALLS SOMETHING PRE-LAW DOES NOT MAKE IT PRE-LAW, JACKASS!

You are not learning the law, you are learning vocabulary words.

If you were actually taught the law, then you would've learned critical-thinking skills and wouldn't have made such a stupid reply ITT.

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12138094)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:17 PM
Author: Talented blood rage

what kind of TTT admits s/he is pre-law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031459&forum_id=2#12136357)