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fuck. got g/f by deception, now i hate it.

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and...
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
lol
sadistic casino
  07/01/09
I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridicu...
Buck-toothed location chad
  07/01/09
its been like 3 months
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep th...
sadistic casino
  07/01/09
If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really no...
Buck-toothed location chad
  07/01/09
you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the &...
Buck-toothed location chad
  07/01/09
potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
Well, good luck.
Buck-toothed location chad
  07/01/09
thansk
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
...
Arrogant Parlour Fanboi
  07/01/09
get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a vir...
Twisted well-lubricated corn cake
  07/01/09
but i also want to keep the girl
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor tha...
Fragrant Abusive Parlor
  07/01/09
Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that tr...
Bateful Bronze Lettuce Senate
  07/01/09
Is this Tropes?
Bull headed trust fund pit
  07/01/09
tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post...
Concupiscible keepsake machete
  07/02/09
Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available cl...
violent fortuitous meteor
  08/16/10
just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to g...
Arousing juggernaut
  07/01/09
if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in or...
copper striped hyena trailer park
  07/01/09
LOL BREADPWND
poppy tank bawdyhouse
  08/16/10
She probably fakes her allergy too.
bistre whorehouse
  07/01/09
tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eat...
mischievous partner
  07/01/09
Credited. Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials gr...
outnumbered shrine
  07/01/09
If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell he...
laughsome university azn
  07/01/09
you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site...
Swashbuckling home
  07/01/09
tranny fucking?
ebony candlestick maker milk
  07/01/09
...
ebony candlestick maker milk
  07/01/09
...
ebony candlestick maker milk
  07/02/09
he starts threads about fucking trannies.
Odious silver private investor
  07/02/09
pics of qt hipster girl
ebony candlestick maker milk
  07/01/09
tmfcr man
mischievous partner
  07/01/09
not outting myself or her
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.
ebony candlestick maker milk
  07/01/09
no
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
Say you were cured. It happens.
charcoal institution
  07/01/09
whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences...
Fantasy-prone Hell
  07/01/09
please keep this flame going, tyia
Transparent Nighttime Hall Giraffe
  07/01/09
Great thread.
mint big tanning salon jew
  07/01/09
LMAo, ur such a playa
Curious toilet seat
  07/01/09
this is good work.
Arousing juggernaut
  07/01/09
hipster girl? DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post ...
ebony candlestick maker milk
  07/01/09
what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went o...
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank th...
Arousing juggernaut
  07/01/09
gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel ...
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show ...
Arousing juggernaut
  07/01/09
how do i find that out
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if som...
Arousing juggernaut
  07/01/09
i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot? ...
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
...
vigorous splenetic faggotry bbw
  07/01/09
"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM Author: gluten i met ...
aromatic ultramarine macaca stag film
  07/01/09
thanks?
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
A+ thread
Multi-colored Mahogany Resort New Version
  07/01/09
great flame
Marvelous alpha cruise ship
  07/01/09
Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.
Mewling blue kitchen
  07/01/09
dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gl...
embarrassed to the bone den
  07/01/09
pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supple...
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after ...
Adventurous Khaki Idea He Suggested Incel
  07/01/09
haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a toleranc...
copper striped hyena trailer park
  07/01/09
Excellent work. Tell her you realized your mom just mad...
Electric coldplay fan jewess
  07/01/09
hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and...
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
how romantic
Adventurous Khaki Idea He Suggested Incel
  07/01/09
Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's...
Electric coldplay fan jewess
  07/01/09
She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. n...
crystalline disgusting potus lay
  07/01/09
dont think she did
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
only mention it when you break up with her, right after she ...
Mind-boggling maize son of senegal
  07/01/09
yeah tat wouldnt work
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and w...
chocolate charismatic office police squad
  07/01/09
wtf. that is totally not the same. :(
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
chocolate charismatic office police squad
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
chocolate charismatic office police squad
  07/01/09
...
chocolate charismatic office police squad
  07/01/09
flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a ...
Orange comical field fat ankles
  07/01/09
thanks on both counts, not flame sry
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.
ebony candlestick maker milk
  07/01/09
chimay, dood.
Henna wonderful locus
  07/01/09
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&mc=7...
ebony candlestick maker milk
  07/01/09
This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think i...
pungent sneaky criminal mood
  07/01/09
went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking glu...
Henna wonderful locus
  07/02/09
I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone ...
brass hissy fit
  07/03/09
Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume ...
french cerebral meetinghouse
  07/02/09
Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but aft...
Hairraiser Space Hominid
  07/02/09
wheat and carbs are delicious
Henna wonderful locus
  07/02/09
it's trash
french cerebral meetinghouse
  07/02/09
tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests a...
Razzle native
  07/02/09
additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see righ...
sadistic casino
  07/02/09
......maybe...
Henna wonderful locus
  07/02/09
you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder...
Razzle native
  07/02/09
I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth
sadistic casino
  07/02/09
If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea a...
Navy Contagious Brunch
  07/02/09
i will do that
Henna wonderful locus
  07/03/09
the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean...
Sexy Stage
  07/02/09
I would like to option this thread to write a script for a r...
Electric coldplay fan jewess
  07/03/09
let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood
Henna wonderful locus
  07/03/09
I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby ...
Electric coldplay fan jewess
  07/03/09
I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Ra...
Electric coldplay fan jewess
  07/03/09
"Gluten For Punishment"
bonkers haunted graveyard
  07/06/09
156
Henna wonderful locus
  07/06/09
Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.
bonkers haunted graveyard
  07/06/09
120
Henna wonderful locus
  07/06/09
180^180 tyvm
sadistic casino
  07/09/09
Yeah, dude, just come clean. Dont be a fucking beta.
Mauve French Chef Ratface
  07/03/09
this reads like an episode of Seinfeld
Sienna Appetizing Wrinkle Station
  07/03/09
eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs
Henna wonderful locus
  07/06/09
tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes
Indecent Filthpig
  07/06/09
celiac doesn't
Henna wonderful locus
  07/06/09
I'm glad you bumped this thread.
Bull headed trust fund pit
  07/06/09
yeah?
Henna wonderful locus
  07/06/09
It was a really enjoyable read the first time around. Ha...
Bull headed trust fund pit
  07/06/09
i can't get up the nerve to tell her. i'd really like to ...
Henna wonderful locus
  07/06/09
You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet ea...
Bull headed trust fund pit
  07/06/09
oh fuck
Henna wonderful locus
  07/06/09
tonight. going to tell her tonight.
Henna wonderful locus
  07/07/09
well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread afte...
Indecent Filthpig
  07/07/09
...
ebony candlestick maker milk
  07/07/09
I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun...
Bull headed trust fund pit
  07/07/09
this was a good thread.
ebony candlestick maker milk
  07/07/09
Where's the follow-up thread?!
Bull headed trust fund pit
  07/09/09
...
Hairraiser Space Hominid
  08/16/10
QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?
Provocative mediation box office
  08/16/10
simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc diffe...
zombie-like amethyst address
  08/16/10
lol this was 180
richard clock
  08/16/10
love this thread
Stimulating underhanded rehab laser beams
  11/10/10
TY dood! :)
Henna wonderful locus
  11/10/10
so what happened???
Lascivious Base Cuck
  11/10/10
...
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  11/03/26


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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133535)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: sadistic casino

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133538)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: Buck-toothed location chad

I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridiculous it is. If you admit that you lied to pick her up, it's cute, but if you admit that you changed your eating habits for 5 months, it's weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133583)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

its been like 3 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133593)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: sadistic casino

in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep this up until you or she kicks the bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133606)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Buck-toothed location chad

If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really not that big of a deal and kind of flattering. You have to tell her asap though. It's more manly this way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133635)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133751)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: Buck-toothed location chad

Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the "kind of funny/cute" stage. She probably doesn't want to marry anyone who has the same disease as her, anyhow. Recessive genes and all.

I would recommend you tell her when you have both been drinking, but do alcoholic beverages have gluten? Anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133791)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133916)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: Buck-toothed location chad

Well, good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133928)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

thansk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134190)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: Arrogant Parlour Fanboi

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136570)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Twisted well-lubricated corn cake

get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a viral rumor that you died. move to a new town. profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133619)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

but i also want to keep the girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133628)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: Fragrant Abusive Parlor

1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor that you died.

2. Move to a new town for 6 months.

3. Dye your hair and get glasses (or switch to contacts if you already had glasses).

4. Return to same Whole Foods, pick her up again the same way, except this time, tell her after a week you just thought she was cute and you wanted to get to know her so you lied about the gluten allergy.

5. ???

6. PROFIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133799)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Bateful Bronze Lettuce Senate

Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that train as long as you can until it throws you off. But when you get tossed make it epic, im talking like shotgunning beers in front of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133632)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: Bull headed trust fund pit

Is this Tropes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:35 AM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete

tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140935)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:43 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor

Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available closeby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801173)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:38 PM
Author: Arousing juggernaut

just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to go out with you but now you're stuck because you really like her so you have to come clear. she will hear "really like her" and forget the rest. ywia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133665)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:28 PM
Author: copper striped hyena trailer park

if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in order to talk to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136459)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:40 PM
Author: poppy tank bawdyhouse

LOL

BREADPWND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801150)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:29 PM
Author: bistre whorehouse

She probably fakes her allergy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133554)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:30 PM
Author: mischievous partner

tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eating the crap because you wanted to stay with her so bad. somehow i doubt she'll mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133569)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: outnumbered shrine

Credited.

Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials growing up???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133597)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: laughsome university azn

If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell her the truth) very easily. However, the way you'll try to do it will come off as awkward and like a huge liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133579)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling home

you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site, tranny-fucking notwithstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133684)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: ebony candlestick maker milk

tranny fucking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133688)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:00 PM
Author: ebony candlestick maker milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134541)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:40 PM
Author: ebony candlestick maker milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142171)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Odious silver private investor

he starts threads about fucking trannies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142693)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: ebony candlestick maker milk

pics of qt hipster girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133585)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: mischievous partner

tmfcr man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133596)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

not outting myself or her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133609)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: ebony candlestick maker milk

unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133650)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133691)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: charcoal institution

Say you were cured. It happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133594)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Hell

whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences of cornholing a chick with a bowel disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133607)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Transparent Nighttime Hall Giraffe

please keep this flame going, tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133608)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: mint big tanning salon jew

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133617)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Curious toilet seat

LMAo, ur such a playa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133624)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: Arousing juggernaut

this is good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133646)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: ebony candlestick maker milk

hipster girl?

DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post Pavilion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133672)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:42 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went out to brew pubs for belgians and shit before this. those things are glasses of fucking gluten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133701)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: Arousing juggernaut

they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank that.

wait, she wouldn't have an allergic reaction to your gluten breath, would she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133754)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel

and fuck i don't know, i doubt it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133764)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: Arousing juggernaut

no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show up for a drunk booty call TELL her it was gluten free.

you better find out about the beer breath though man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133783)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

how do i find that out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133920)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: Arousing juggernaut

"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if someone even breathes gluten on me. does that happen to you too?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134030)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:13 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot?

and wtf.. what if that's not possible!?

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134042)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: vigorous splenetic faggotry bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136448)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: aromatic ultramarine macaca stag film

"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM

Author: gluten

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do."

Preserved not out of spite, but for the 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133745)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

thanks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133749)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored Mahogany Resort New Version

A+ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133772)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:57 PM
Author: Marvelous alpha cruise ship

great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133844)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: Mewling blue kitchen

Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133923)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone den

dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gluton stuff again. start slow and tell her that its not bothering you too much. after a while you can tell her that youve built up a "tolerance" and it doesnt bother you anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134634)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supplement w/ laxatives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134808)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: Adventurous Khaki Idea He Suggested Incel

just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after all, must have been something else"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134814)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:26 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134820)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: copper striped hyena trailer park

yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a tolerance. there's no cure for celiac disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136553)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Electric coldplay fan jewess

Excellent work.

Tell her you realized your mom just made up the fact that you had a gluten allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134847)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and then we have beer or pasta or something and end up shitting liquid for a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134937)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Adventurous Khaki Idea He Suggested Incel

how romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134955)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:51 PM
Author: Electric coldplay fan jewess

Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's no big deal now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136131)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: crystalline disgusting potus lay

She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. now you're basically fucked. might as well tell her you found some miracle cure before you slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134941)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

dont think she did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136110)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling maize son of senegal

only mention it when you break up with her, right after she unloads all the dirty laundry on you.

EDIT: nvm, that pwns you more than her since you ate all that shitty food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136159)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

yeah tat wouldnt work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136281)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: chocolate charismatic office police squad

My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and were already pretty drink when we meant. We went into the kitchen searching for food and found fruity pebbles. He said he loved them as much as I did and we munched on half year box. Months later he admitted to being a wheaties man and that he hated fruity pebbles. He only ate them that night to keep talking to me.

I thought it was silly.

If this girl is cool, she'll respect the effort you put in to keep seeing her and honesty is always the best policy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136183)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

wtf. that is totally not the same. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136286)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: chocolate charismatic office police squad

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136435)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: chocolate charismatic office police squad

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136436)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: chocolate charismatic office police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136184)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: Orange comical field fat ankles

flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a while. you also have good taste in beer dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136202)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

thanks on both counts, not flame sry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136290)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: ebony candlestick maker milk

DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137009)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

chimay, dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137040)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:51 PM
Author: ebony candlestick maker milk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&mc=73&forum_id=2#12133672

ty

and westmalle > chimay for trappist tripels.

i also recommend tripel karmeliet from bosteels

and if you do NA belgian-style it's incumbent upon you to try ephemere's la fin du monde.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137116)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: pungent sneaky criminal mood

This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think it's cute too. I don't care whether this is flame. I am going to pretend it is real bcs of teh cuteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136274)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 10:52 AM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking gluten-free pancakes this morning. goddamn was that gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140723)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: brass hissy fit

I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone loves food that I make. She sounds like a bad cook, or someone in need of guidance. Buy Pamela's mix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151846)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:28 AM
Author: french cerebral meetinghouse

Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume too much of it. A gluten-free diet is better for your health anyway, so if you like the chick, it is a win/win. And once in a while when she leaves the house you can order up some Papa Johns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140902)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser Space Hominid

Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but after a while.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140922)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

wheat and carbs are delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142682)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: french cerebral meetinghouse

it's trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142758)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:53 PM
Author: Razzle native

tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests and it turns out you were MISTAKEN about your disease all this time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142257)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:01 PM
Author: sadistic casino

additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see right through them. He should fess up; best case she'll think it's endearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142308)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

......maybe...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142679)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: Razzle native

you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder of characters in sitcoms when theyre faced with tough decisions

everyone else on this site is the devil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142753)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:21 PM
Author: sadistic casino

I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142862)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:56 PM
Author: Navy Contagious Brunch

If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea all over the carpet first. You totally have an out on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142725)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:39 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

i will do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151104)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: Sexy Stage

the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean from yesterday.

Even the replies seemed familiar.

hmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142830)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:41 PM
Author: Electric coldplay fan jewess

I would like to option this thread to write a script for a romantic comedy. . .do you have an agent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151114)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151811)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:12 PM
Author: Electric coldplay fan jewess

I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby so you can drink when you need it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151821)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: Electric coldplay fan jewess

I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Rachel McAdams or ScarJ. amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151921)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:53 PM
Author: bonkers haunted graveyard

"Gluten For Punishment"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171971)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:54 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

156

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171985)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:55 PM
Author: bonkers haunted graveyard

Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171998)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:56 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12172012)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: sadistic casino

180^180 tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12202609)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: Mauve French Chef Ratface

Yeah, dude, just come clean.

Dont be a fucking beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151863)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: Sienna Appetizing Wrinkle Station

this reads like an episode of Seinfeld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151889)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:22 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171779)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:24 PM
Author: Indecent Filthpig

tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171788)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

celiac doesn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171796)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: Bull headed trust fund pit

I'm glad you bumped this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171790)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

yeah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171797)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: Bull headed trust fund pit

It was a really enjoyable read the first time around.

Have you taken any of the advice here to heart? Or are you going to keep living the lie as long as you can?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171803)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

i can't get up the nerve to tell her.

i'd really like to tell her though...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171823)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: Bull headed trust fund pit

You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet each other's families? If so, what if it comes up then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171836)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:34 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

oh fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171840)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

tonight. going to tell her tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178018)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:40 AM
Author: Indecent Filthpig

well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread after you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178024)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:43 AM
Author: ebony candlestick maker milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178047)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: Bull headed trust fund pit

I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun in front of her immediately after breaking the news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178081)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: ebony candlestick maker milk

this was a good thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12180790)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: Bull headed trust fund pit

Where's the follow-up thread?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12202597)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser Space Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801120)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: Provocative mediation box office

QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801124)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: zombie-like amethyst address

simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc differential and cholesterol check and that apparently your gluten allergy is gone (the doc says some people grow out of it depending upon their insulin levels and other makeup bullshit).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801158)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:48 PM
Author: richard clock

lol this was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801207)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: Stimulating underhanded rehab laser beams

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521141)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: Henna wonderful locus

TY dood! :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521272)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: Lascivious Base Cuck

so what happened???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521569)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: ferengi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#50226824)