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The pipes of Sir Vixthror's castle By Poetic dreamer

If physics doesn't work out for me, I know that I could make...
aromatic whorehouse
  11/05/04
...
aromatic whorehouse
  11/05/04
shh... you're ruining the mood.. more storying.
Blue Round Eye Roommate
  11/05/04
"Then what do they carry, master ?" Please be s...
lascivious bbw stain
  11/05/04
177
yellow depressive
  08/25/06
bump.
pearly stead
  10/09/05
In a hidden room of the castle above, the skull of Sir Vixth...
aromatic whorehouse
  11/07/04
Now this is more like it.
Misunderstood cream corner fanboi
  11/07/04
I'd like to give this thread a helmet sticker.
vibrant den pocket flask
  11/07/04
best thread in weeks.
maize odious volcanic crater
  11/08/04
An adoring public demands more.
Misunderstood cream corner fanboi
  11/20/04
The old man needn't answer Elean's question, because they bo...
aromatic whorehouse
  12/02/04
such a tease, but thank you. edge of my seat.
Misunderstood cream corner fanboi
  12/02/04
Elean, erect with enthusiasm, watched his master shine a lig...
Electric Mewling Messiness Address
  12/02/04
I figured that a message board was a terrible medium for sto...
aromatic whorehouse
  12/02/04
you've tried it before, and it failed. I was certain I would...
Electric Mewling Messiness Address
  12/02/04
He really should stick to making creepy comments about julia...
flatulent nofapping masturbator range
  12/02/04
hitting on you is always fun to watch too.
Electric Mewling Messiness Address
  12/02/04
Nah, he's decided I'm too ugly for him. Thank god.
flatulent nofapping masturbator range
  12/02/04
Why, because you're a tawt Swedish boy? EDIT: NOT a tawt...
Electric Mewling Messiness Address
  12/02/04
How could you actually support his wanton disrespect for me ...
aromatic whorehouse
  12/02/04
Because I don't respect you either?
flatulent nofapping masturbator range
  12/02/04
It's not disrespect, it's instruction.
Electric Mewling Messiness Address
  12/02/04
Bring Elean back in a way similar to Swarm, the Nazi covered...
Misunderstood cream corner fanboi
  12/02/04
Elean's master, looking for closure, promptly severed the yo...
Electric Mewling Messiness Address
  12/02/04
Date: April 7th, 2005 12:56 AM Author: Poetic dreamer (Whet...
Laughsome sepia newt piazza
  04/14/05
180. AHHH BEES!!!!!!!!!
maize odious volcanic crater
  12/02/04
Or what? You'll release the dog or the bees or the dogs wit...
beady-eyed hell
  06/04/06
If you want to see the rest of my story, e-mail me at poetic...
aromatic whorehouse
  12/02/04
your story is shit. why do no-talent assclowns like you so d...
diverse ceo theater
  05/07/05
Still funny.
maize odious volcanic crater
  01/25/05
still cunty.
Titillating Casino
  02/10/05
Less stupid shit. More of this.
Frozen lodge
  04/12/05
??
Frozen lodge
  04/12/05
I sent you an email and you didn't respond. Post the story ...
Frozen lodge
  04/15/05
whatever happened to this?
Rebellious New Version Yarmulke
  04/16/05
did you ever finish this?
Blue Round Eye Roommate
  05/03/05
Cmon, bitch. Write.
slippery hairless potus
  05/03/05
...
Laughsome sepia newt piazza
  05/07/05
You never emailed me.
Blue Round Eye Roommate
  05/28/05
Up the Vixthror, down the ... moneybaqs
Blue Round Eye Roommate
  05/30/05
Ah, this would be nice.
Blue Round Eye Roommate
  06/04/05
this is the greatest fictional work since the invention of t...
Blue Round Eye Roommate
  06/19/05
...
Multi-colored Crystalline Forum
  09/20/05
PD? Come finish your story.
maize odious volcanic crater
  01/11/06
*tear*
Blue Round Eye Roommate
  01/19/06
...
sexy legend faggot firefighter
  01/30/06
Like Shakespeare's missing plays -- a cultural treasure lost...
Galvanic Field
  01/30/06
This is one of my favorite posts of all time.
vivacious institution
  01/30/06
This was plagiarized straight out of a "Choose Your Own...
Bearded sticky home
  01/30/06
LIAR
sexy legend faggot firefighter
  01/30/06
no, i remember it distinctly. one of the other endings had ...
Bearded sticky home
  01/30/06
Oh Johnny boy, the pipes, the pipes are a calling
henna flirting half-breed
  01/30/06
You mean Danny Boy?
Galvanic Field
  01/30/06
Probably. This post reminded me of a song a character was si...
henna flirting half-breed
  01/30/06
Scroll down http://www.clayloomis.com/simsong.html
Galvanic Field
  01/30/06
I'd totally forgotten about this.
Electric Mewling Messiness Address
  02/22/06
...
beady-eyed hell
  03/03/06
Not to be cocky, but I like my ending to his story.
Electric Mewling Messiness Address
  03/03/06
I do too, but it's just not the same
beady-eyed hell
  03/03/06
You're right. I miss that little homo.
Electric Mewling Messiness Address
  03/03/06
fuck you
yellow depressive
  08/25/06
dude, that's gay.
Electric Mewling Messiness Address
  08/25/06
Return of the king bump.
Misunderstood cream corner fanboi
  05/01/06
...
beady-eyed hell
  05/12/06
Thanks.
Soul-stirring school cafeteria
  05/12/06
Classic bump.
scarlet mental disorder temple
  06/23/06
...
beady-eyed hell
  07/03/06
Hes BAAACK
exciting ticket booth community account
  08/24/06
You guys probably figured this out by now
aromatic whorehouse
  08/25/06
It's kind of odd to look at a nearly 2 year old thread and s...
Electric Mewling Messiness Address
  08/25/06
Yup. I have some of my posts from the original PR board (200...
aromatic whorehouse
  08/25/06
CONTINUED: Read my FIRST FOUR posts in this thread for a re-cap
aromatic whorehouse
  01/25/07
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Misunderstood cream corner fanboi
  01/25/07
wow, I'm glad I went to bump this thread, b/c I hadn't seen ...
sexy legend faggot firefighter
  03/07/07
GTO reputation bump
ivory impressive fortuitous meteor cuck
  05/03/07
4th link on Yahoo for autoadmit
Spectacular Hairy Legs
  06/21/07
hey pugs
Stimulating arrogant bawdyhouse
  06/21/07
I still demand the end to this story.
maize odious volcanic crater
  09/28/07
I got blue balls from this
lilac center nibblets
  09/28/07
PD fan club bump.
Harsh spot main people
  12/05/07
...
sexy legend faggot firefighter
  03/02/08
i bet this guy went to rennfens
Coral Market
  04/11/08
F-
bisexual parlor headpube
  04/11/08
get out
Coral Market
  04/11/08
Brutal
bisexual parlor headpube
  04/11/08
tcr, kill him
Burgundy hateful azn
  04/11/08
Pathetic.
bisexual parlor headpube
  04/11/08
I hate you
Burgundy hateful azn
  04/11/08
OK but it's still awful.
bisexual parlor headpube
  04/11/08
Poetic Dreamer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be...
Burgundy hateful azn
  04/11/08
i thought pd = God
Coral Market
  04/11/08
no wait that's BAFF nm
Coral Market
  04/11/08
STFU you TTTSEF
sexy legend faggot firefighter
  04/11/08
Fail.
bisexual parlor headpube
  04/11/08
wtf happened to the greyhound, dood?
Burgundy hateful azn
  04/11/08
Grand Theft Nerdery.
bisexual parlor headpube
  04/11/08
...
vengeful talking theater stage
  11/03/08
Despite authoring enough classics to fill a library, this th...
Harsh spot main people
  11/03/08
I'd go with About Humping Boys, personally.
vengeful talking theater stage
  11/03/08


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Date: November 5th, 2004 5:52 PM
Author: aromatic whorehouse

If physics doesn't work out for me, I know that I could make a great English major.

With that said, let the short story begin:

Elean, a young man with purple eyes, and a shriveled left foot limped slowly along the dark corridor. The old man held a torch that struggled to stay alight within the almost airless dungeon beneath Sir Vixthror's castle.

"Observe the roof, Elean. Do you see how the growth of the mold traces out a long, crooked line ? A pipe lies there . They're even hidden within the walls." The old man turned to tap the wall on his right side. When the echo was faint, he smiled in contentment, "aahh... there's another one right here"

"Whence comes the water that runs in these pipes, master ?"

"I never said that these pipes carried water, Elean "

"Then what do they carry, master ?"

To be continued...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606072)





Date: November 5th, 2004 6:12 PM
Author: aromatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606173)





Date: November 5th, 2004 6:13 PM
Author: Blue Round Eye Roommate

shh... you're ruining the mood.. more storying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606181)





Date: November 5th, 2004 6:15 PM
Author: lascivious bbw stain

"Then what do they carry, master ?"

Please be semen, please be semen....*crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606196)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:11 AM
Author: yellow depressive

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498099)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:08 AM
Author: pearly stead

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4004945)





Date: November 7th, 2004 9:08 PM
Author: aromatic whorehouse

In a hidden room of the castle above, the skull of Sir Vixthror lay on a sarcophagus. Slowly the skull began to rise, as an unearthly greenish light emitted from the eye sockets.

"Perfection at last, " began Sir Vixthror.

"The human body is flawed. Naught remains of the body but stench and dust. How could I expect to perfect my creations, if I was a mere human ?"

"They say 'you are a fool, Sir Vixthror' and 'what you seek cannot be found'

"But with the contents of this vial, I will prove to the world that I am not a madman !"

With that final statement, a vial hovered over to a gigantic stone funnel in the middle of the room. Upon reaching the funnel, it flipped over and emptied its liquid contents into the funnel's opening.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1617274)





Date: November 7th, 2004 9:17 PM
Author: Misunderstood cream corner fanboi

Now this is more like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1617321)





Date: November 7th, 2004 9:18 PM
Author: vibrant den pocket flask

I'd like to give this thread a helmet sticker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1617339)





Date: November 8th, 2004 9:17 AM
Author: maize odious volcanic crater

best thread in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1619050)





Date: November 20th, 2004 2:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood cream corner fanboi

An adoring public demands more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1679759)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: aromatic whorehouse

The old man needn't answer Elean's question, because they both heard a soft moan in the darkness ahead.

One of Sir Vixthror's creations was drinking from the foul liquid that dripped from a small leak in the pipe. Elean's curious purple eyes had granted him darkvision --- a secret he disclosed to no one, not even the old man.

The creature was apparently licking the liquid off the wall. "No," Elean thought, "it doesn't have a tongue, nor a mouth for that matter." There was just a sucking noise that caused the liquid to enter into a hidden orifice on the creature's face.

To be continued...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729143)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: Misunderstood cream corner fanboi

such a tease, but thank you. edge of my seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729149)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:52 AM
Author: Electric Mewling Messiness Address

Elean, erect with enthusiasm, watched his master shine a light to the pipes. Senses fully attuned to what was before him, he was still unable to comprehend the cloud moving towards him. His curiosity overwhelmed him, so much wonder running through his head was actually painful. The burning became more intense and Elean fell, blinded. As mind and vision become more clouded he barely hear his master say it: "Bees, Elean, they're filled with very aggressive and poisonous bees." Elean struggled to speak, but the swelling in his throat prevented him, and all was dark once again. THE END.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729198)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:54 AM
Author: aromatic whorehouse

I figured that a message board was a terrible medium for story telling. Thanks for spoiling the atmosphere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729202)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:56 AM
Author: Electric Mewling Messiness Address

you've tried it before, and it failed. I was certain I wouldn't have to show you again, unfortunately I was wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729206)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:56 AM
Author: flatulent nofapping masturbator range

He really should stick to making creepy comments about julia's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729208)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:57 AM
Author: Electric Mewling Messiness Address

hitting on you is always fun to watch too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729209)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:58 AM
Author: flatulent nofapping masturbator range

Nah, he's decided I'm too ugly for him. Thank god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729211)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:59 AM
Author: Electric Mewling Messiness Address

Why, because you're a tawt Swedish boy?

EDIT: NOT a tawt swedish boy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729218)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:58 AM
Author: aromatic whorehouse

How could you actually support his wanton disrespect for me ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729210)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:58 AM
Author: flatulent nofapping masturbator range

Because I don't respect you either?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729212)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:58 AM
Author: Electric Mewling Messiness Address

It's not disrespect, it's instruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729215)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:59 AM
Author: Misunderstood cream corner fanboi

Bring Elean back in a way similar to Swarm, the Nazi covered in bees from that list of spiderman villains. That was great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729216)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 3:00 AM
Author: Electric Mewling Messiness Address

Elean's master, looking for closure, promptly severed the youth's head and burnt the torso. The legs were given to the pigs. THE END.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729223)





Date: April 14th, 2005 3:17 AM
Author: Laughsome sepia newt piazza

Date: April 7th, 2005 12:56 AM

Author: Poetic dreamer (Whether Beauty be found in mathematics or a flower)

LORD HAVE MERCY :0

The redhead in that picture reminds me of those heinous-looking "girls" in the Cornell physics club.

Is this picture really Rowan ? How disgusting. This must be photoshop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2555712)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 11:11 AM
Author: maize odious volcanic crater

180.

AHHH BEES!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729787)





Date: June 4th, 2006 2:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed hell

Or what? You'll release the dog or the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they chew bees at you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5907141)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 3:01 AM
Author: aromatic whorehouse

If you want to see the rest of my story, e-mail me at poeticdreamers2003@yahoo.com

I think it's officially spoiled on this medium.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729226)





Date: May 7th, 2005 3:25 AM
Author: diverse ceo theater

your story is shit. why do no-talent assclowns like you so desperately seek attention?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2721171)





Date: January 25th, 2005 5:22 PM
Author: maize odious volcanic crater

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2000510)





Date: February 10th, 2005 2:38 AM
Author: Titillating Casino

still cunty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2100976)





Date: April 12th, 2005 10:11 AM
Author: Frozen lodge

Less stupid shit. More of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2541703)





Date: April 12th, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: Frozen lodge

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2542810)





Date: April 15th, 2005 12:52 PM
Author: Frozen lodge

I sent you an email and you didn't respond. Post the story here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2564531)





Date: April 16th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Rebellious New Version Yarmulke

whatever happened to this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2570573)





Date: May 3rd, 2005 6:16 AM
Author: Blue Round Eye Roommate

did you ever finish this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2686196)





Date: May 3rd, 2005 11:26 AM
Author: slippery hairless potus

Cmon, bitch. Write.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2686840)





Date: May 7th, 2005 3:21 AM
Author: Laughsome sepia newt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2721148)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: Blue Round Eye Roommate

You never emailed me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2878013)





Date: May 30th, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: Blue Round Eye Roommate

Up the Vixthror, down the ... moneybaqs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2889139)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: Blue Round Eye Roommate

Ah, this would be nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2932638)





Date: June 19th, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: Blue Round Eye Roommate

this is the greatest fictional work since the invention of the grunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#3056559)





Date: September 20th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored Crystalline Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#3864189)





Date: January 11th, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: maize odious volcanic crater

PD? Come finish your story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4789103)





Date: January 19th, 2006 4:49 PM
Author: Blue Round Eye Roommate

*tear*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4858930)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:05 AM
Author: sexy legend faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943128)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:18 AM
Author: Galvanic Field

Like Shakespeare's missing plays -- a cultural treasure lost forever. Tragic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943236)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:19 AM
Author: vivacious institution

This is one of my favorite posts of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943245)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:27 AM
Author: Bearded sticky home

This was plagiarized straight out of a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book I had as a kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943319)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:29 AM
Author: sexy legend faggot firefighter

LIAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943332)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:32 AM
Author: Bearded sticky home

no, i remember it distinctly. one of the other endings had the fountain of youth being funneled down through the pipes, but Vixthor was scared to try it himself until he saw what happened to his creations. you had to try and kill him before he tried the elixir himself, or you were fucked and died.

man those were great books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943366)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:30 AM
Author: henna flirting half-breed

Oh Johnny boy, the pipes, the pipes are a calling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943352)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:38 AM
Author: Galvanic Field

You mean Danny Boy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943432)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:40 AM
Author: henna flirting half-breed

Probably. This post reminded me of a song a character was singing in Goodfellas, but I got the name wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943456)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:51 AM
Author: Galvanic Field

Scroll down

http://www.clayloomis.com/simsong.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943589)





Date: February 22nd, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: Electric Mewling Messiness Address

I'd totally forgotten about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5157091)





Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240066)





Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: Electric Mewling Messiness Address

Not to be cocky, but I like my ending to his story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240091)





Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed hell

I do too, but it's just not the same



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240096)





Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:11 PM
Author: Electric Mewling Messiness Address

You're right.

I miss that little homo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240141)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:18 AM
Author: yellow depressive

fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498129)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:30 AM
Author: Electric Mewling Messiness Address

dude, that's gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498196)





Date: May 1st, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood cream corner fanboi

Return of the king bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5697314)





Date: May 12th, 2006 1:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5771532)





Date: May 12th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring school cafeteria

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5771608)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 4:58 AM
Author: scarlet mental disorder temple

Classic bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6051522)





Date: July 3rd, 2006 5:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6131095)





Date: August 24th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: exciting ticket booth community account

Hes BAAACK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6497910)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:34 AM
Author: aromatic whorehouse
Subject: You guys probably figured this out by now

It's virtually impossible for me to finish this story, because the mood is broken, the juices have stopped flowing, I've changed as a person etc. etc.

I could try to finish it, but it will definitely be lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498231)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:36 AM
Author: Electric Mewling Messiness Address

It's kind of odd to look at a nearly 2 year old thread and see your posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498248)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:40 AM
Author: aromatic whorehouse

Yup. I have some of my posts from the original PR board (2003) on my computer. Im telling you, it's like reading about a different person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498272)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: aromatic whorehouse
Subject: CONTINUED: Read my FIRST FOUR posts in this thread for a re-cap

Four hundred years ago from the present, Norbert Whitehead and Archibald Vixthror, his cousin, were hunting pheasants in the pine valley in Devon, near the border of Cornwall.

One of the greyhounds was calmly trotting ahead when to it's master's astonishment it....vanished. At the spot where the dog had apparently disappeared, the two men saw that a portion of the grass was brown. Norbert thrusted his walking stick into the ground but the ground gave way so suddenly, and he had thrusted with such a violent force that both man and walking stick fell into the hole that suddenly opened up. The other dogs quickly darted away, perhaps aware of some sinister entity. Archibald initially gave chase after them, but after recognizing that the dogs didn't mean to return, he went back to the spot, and saw that the hole had gone, and all that remained was that brown patch of grass.

"well, it won't do to just leave him there," decided Archibald. He jumped feet first unto the patch and felt himself falling; although he saw nothing as he was enveloped in darkness.

At the bottom, he found himself in what looked like a cave, judging from the faint light which came from his right. That was the only place to go, so he followed.

To be continued...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#7485319)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:09 PM
Author: Misunderstood cream corner fanboi

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#7485347)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: sexy legend faggot firefighter

wow, I'm glad I went to bump this thread, b/c I hadn't seen this new installment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#7720925)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:09 PM
Author: ivory impressive fortuitous meteor cuck

GTO reputation bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8055038)





Date: June 21st, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs

4th link on Yahoo for autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8280960)





Date: June 21st, 2007 2:15 AM
Author: Stimulating arrogant bawdyhouse

hey pugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8281060)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:44 AM
Author: maize odious volcanic crater

I still demand the end to this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8699438)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:48 AM
Author: lilac center nibblets

I got blue balls from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8699442)





Date: December 5th, 2007 4:03 PM
Author: Harsh spot main people

PD fan club bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8981873)





Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:19 PM
Author: sexy legend faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9415761)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:24 PM
Author: Coral Market

i bet this guy went to rennfens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611825)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:25 PM
Author: bisexual parlor headpube

F-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611827)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: Coral Market

get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611832)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:28 PM
Author: bisexual parlor headpube

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611840)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:28 PM
Author: Burgundy hateful azn

tcr, kill him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611841)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:30 PM
Author: bisexual parlor headpube

Pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611849)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:38 PM
Author: Burgundy hateful azn

I hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611880)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:45 PM
Author: bisexual parlor headpube

OK but it's still awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611909)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:47 PM
Author: Burgundy hateful azn

Poetic Dreamer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611927)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:50 PM
Author: Coral Market

i thought pd = God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611936)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:50 PM
Author: Coral Market

no wait that's BAFF nm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611938)





Date: April 11th, 2008 2:28 PM
Author: sexy legend faggot firefighter

STFU you TTTSEF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9612083)





Date: April 11th, 2008 2:41 PM
Author: bisexual parlor headpube

Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9612137)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:27 PM
Author: Burgundy hateful azn

wtf happened to the greyhound, dood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611839)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:31 PM
Author: bisexual parlor headpube

Grand Theft Nerdery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611857)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:47 PM
Author: vengeful talking theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#10322502)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM
Author: Harsh spot main people

Despite authoring enough classics to fill a library, this thread remains PD's greatest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#10322581)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:03 PM
Author: vengeful talking theater stage

I'd go with About Humping Boys, personally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#10322590)