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The pipes of Sir Vixthror's castle By Poetic dreamer

If physics doesn't work out for me, I know that I could make...
Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma
  11/05/04
...
Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma
  11/05/04
shh... you're ruining the mood.. more storying.
histrionic sienna theatre masturbator
  11/05/04
"Then what do they carry, master ?" Please be s...
Sick Piazza
  11/05/04
177
stirring community account
  08/25/06
bump.
Medicated buff field
  10/09/05
In a hidden room of the castle above, the skull of Sir Vixth...
Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma
  11/07/04
Now this is more like it.
Irradiated fear-inspiring cuck sound barrier
  11/07/04
I'd like to give this thread a helmet sticker.
unholy mentally impaired toaster
  11/07/04
best thread in weeks.
180 chartreuse corn cake keepsake machete
  11/08/04
An adoring public demands more.
Irradiated fear-inspiring cuck sound barrier
  11/20/04
The old man needn't answer Elean's question, because they bo...
Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma
  12/02/04
such a tease, but thank you. edge of my seat.
Irradiated fear-inspiring cuck sound barrier
  12/02/04
Elean, erect with enthusiasm, watched his master shine a lig...
insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part
  12/02/04
I figured that a message board was a terrible medium for sto...
Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma
  12/02/04
you've tried it before, and it failed. I was certain I would...
insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part
  12/02/04
He really should stick to making creepy comments about julia...
Ivory step-uncle's house
  12/02/04
hitting on you is always fun to watch too.
insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part
  12/02/04
Nah, he's decided I'm too ugly for him. Thank god.
Ivory step-uncle's house
  12/02/04
Why, because you're a tawt Swedish boy? EDIT: NOT a tawt...
insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part
  12/02/04
How could you actually support his wanton disrespect for me ...
Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma
  12/02/04
Because I don't respect you either?
Ivory step-uncle's house
  12/02/04
It's not disrespect, it's instruction.
insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part
  12/02/04
Bring Elean back in a way similar to Swarm, the Nazi covered...
Irradiated fear-inspiring cuck sound barrier
  12/02/04
Elean's master, looking for closure, promptly severed the yo...
insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part
  12/02/04
Date: April 7th, 2005 12:56 AM Author: Poetic dreamer (Whet...
Comical resort
  04/14/05
180. AHHH BEES!!!!!!!!!
180 chartreuse corn cake keepsake machete
  12/02/04
Or what? You'll release the dog or the bees or the dogs wit...
Swashbuckling domesticated stage new version
  06/04/06
If you want to see the rest of my story, e-mail me at poetic...
Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma
  12/02/04
your story is shit. why do no-talent assclowns like you so d...
alcoholic beady-eyed really tough guy
  05/07/05
Still funny.
180 chartreuse corn cake keepsake machete
  01/25/05
still cunty.
Exciting navy therapy home
  02/10/05
Less stupid shit. More of this.
maroon slippery nursing home
  04/12/05
??
maroon slippery nursing home
  04/12/05
I sent you an email and you didn't respond. Post the story ...
maroon slippery nursing home
  04/15/05
whatever happened to this?
Vibrant Big-titted Garrison
  04/16/05
did you ever finish this?
histrionic sienna theatre masturbator
  05/03/05
Cmon, bitch. Write.
pontificating corner
  05/03/05
...
Comical resort
  05/07/05
You never emailed me.
histrionic sienna theatre masturbator
  05/28/05
Up the Vixthror, down the ... moneybaqs
histrionic sienna theatre masturbator
  05/30/05
Ah, this would be nice.
histrionic sienna theatre masturbator
  06/04/05
this is the greatest fictional work since the invention of t...
histrionic sienna theatre masturbator
  06/19/05
...
swollen beta kitty cat lodge
  09/20/05
PD? Come finish your story.
180 chartreuse corn cake keepsake machete
  01/11/06
*tear*
histrionic sienna theatre masturbator
  01/19/06
...
Rose crawly candlestick maker theater stage
  01/30/06
Like Shakespeare's missing plays -- a cultural treasure lost...
infuriating ceo
  01/30/06
This is one of my favorite posts of all time.
aphrodisiac shaky macaca incel
  01/30/06
This was plagiarized straight out of a "Choose Your Own...
Avocado electric gay wizard church building
  01/30/06
LIAR
Rose crawly candlestick maker theater stage
  01/30/06
no, i remember it distinctly. one of the other endings had ...
Avocado electric gay wizard church building
  01/30/06
Oh Johnny boy, the pipes, the pipes are a calling
Fiercely-loyal hunting ground
  01/30/06
You mean Danny Boy?
infuriating ceo
  01/30/06
Probably. This post reminded me of a song a character was si...
Fiercely-loyal hunting ground
  01/30/06
Scroll down http://www.clayloomis.com/simsong.html
infuriating ceo
  01/30/06
I'd totally forgotten about this.
insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part
  02/22/06
...
Swashbuckling domesticated stage new version
  03/03/06
Not to be cocky, but I like my ending to his story.
insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part
  03/03/06
I do too, but it's just not the same
Swashbuckling domesticated stage new version
  03/03/06
You're right. I miss that little homo.
insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part
  03/03/06
fuck you
stirring community account
  08/25/06
dude, that's gay.
insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part
  08/25/06
Return of the king bump.
Irradiated fear-inspiring cuck sound barrier
  05/01/06
...
Swashbuckling domesticated stage new version
  05/12/06
Thanks.
Onyx Galvanic Gas Station
  05/12/06
Classic bump.
self-centered razzle forum toilet seat
  06/23/06
...
Swashbuckling domesticated stage new version
  07/03/06
Hes BAAACK
Diverse lemon school cafeteria
  08/24/06
You guys probably figured this out by now
Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma
  08/25/06
It's kind of odd to look at a nearly 2 year old thread and s...
insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part
  08/25/06
Yup. I have some of my posts from the original PR board (200...
Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma
  08/25/06
CONTINUED: Read my FIRST FOUR posts in this thread for a re-cap
Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma
  01/25/07
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Irradiated fear-inspiring cuck sound barrier
  01/25/07
wow, I'm glad I went to bump this thread, b/c I hadn't seen ...
Rose crawly candlestick maker theater stage
  03/07/07
GTO reputation bump
Magenta Public Bath
  05/03/07
4th link on Yahoo for autoadmit
Big boiling water
  06/21/07
hey pugs
mustard outnumbered stain whorehouse
  06/21/07
I still demand the end to this story.
180 chartreuse corn cake keepsake machete
  09/28/07
I got blue balls from this
Gold casino
  09/28/07
PD fan club bump.
black duck-like location coldplay fan
  12/05/07
...
Rose crawly candlestick maker theater stage
  03/02/08
i bet this guy went to rennfens
Supple indirect expression newt
  04/11/08
F-
yapping trailer park mad-dog skullcap
  04/11/08
get out
Supple indirect expression newt
  04/11/08
Brutal
yapping trailer park mad-dog skullcap
  04/11/08
tcr, kill him
smoky principal's office
  04/11/08
Pathetic.
yapping trailer park mad-dog skullcap
  04/11/08
I hate you
smoky principal's office
  04/11/08
OK but it's still awful.
yapping trailer park mad-dog skullcap
  04/11/08
Poetic Dreamer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be...
smoky principal's office
  04/11/08
i thought pd = God
Supple indirect expression newt
  04/11/08
no wait that's BAFF nm
Supple indirect expression newt
  04/11/08
STFU you TTTSEF
Rose crawly candlestick maker theater stage
  04/11/08
Fail.
yapping trailer park mad-dog skullcap
  04/11/08
wtf happened to the greyhound, dood?
smoky principal's office
  04/11/08
Grand Theft Nerdery.
yapping trailer park mad-dog skullcap
  04/11/08
...
Shivering shrine jew
  11/03/08
Despite authoring enough classics to fill a library, this th...
black duck-like location coldplay fan
  11/03/08
I'd go with About Humping Boys, personally.
Shivering shrine jew
  11/03/08


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Date: November 5th, 2004 5:52 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma

If physics doesn't work out for me, I know that I could make a great English major.

With that said, let the short story begin:

Elean, a young man with purple eyes, and a shriveled left foot limped slowly along the dark corridor. The old man held a torch that struggled to stay alight within the almost airless dungeon beneath Sir Vixthror's castle.

"Observe the roof, Elean. Do you see how the growth of the mold traces out a long, crooked line ? A pipe lies there . They're even hidden within the walls." The old man turned to tap the wall on his right side. When the echo was faint, he smiled in contentment, "aahh... there's another one right here"

"Whence comes the water that runs in these pipes, master ?"

"I never said that these pipes carried water, Elean "

"Then what do they carry, master ?"

To be continued...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606072)





Date: November 5th, 2004 6:12 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606173)





Date: November 5th, 2004 6:13 PM
Author: histrionic sienna theatre masturbator

shh... you're ruining the mood.. more storying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606181)





Date: November 5th, 2004 6:15 PM
Author: Sick Piazza

"Then what do they carry, master ?"

Please be semen, please be semen....*crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606196)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:11 AM
Author: stirring community account

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498099)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:08 AM
Author: Medicated buff field

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4004945)





Date: November 7th, 2004 9:08 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma

In a hidden room of the castle above, the skull of Sir Vixthror lay on a sarcophagus. Slowly the skull began to rise, as an unearthly greenish light emitted from the eye sockets.

"Perfection at last, " began Sir Vixthror.

"The human body is flawed. Naught remains of the body but stench and dust. How could I expect to perfect my creations, if I was a mere human ?"

"They say 'you are a fool, Sir Vixthror' and 'what you seek cannot be found'

"But with the contents of this vial, I will prove to the world that I am not a madman !"

With that final statement, a vial hovered over to a gigantic stone funnel in the middle of the room. Upon reaching the funnel, it flipped over and emptied its liquid contents into the funnel's opening.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1617274)





Date: November 7th, 2004 9:17 PM
Author: Irradiated fear-inspiring cuck sound barrier

Now this is more like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1617321)





Date: November 7th, 2004 9:18 PM
Author: unholy mentally impaired toaster

I'd like to give this thread a helmet sticker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1617339)





Date: November 8th, 2004 9:17 AM
Author: 180 chartreuse corn cake keepsake machete

best thread in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1619050)





Date: November 20th, 2004 2:15 PM
Author: Irradiated fear-inspiring cuck sound barrier

An adoring public demands more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1679759)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma

The old man needn't answer Elean's question, because they both heard a soft moan in the darkness ahead.

One of Sir Vixthror's creations was drinking from the foul liquid that dripped from a small leak in the pipe. Elean's curious purple eyes had granted him darkvision --- a secret he disclosed to no one, not even the old man.

The creature was apparently licking the liquid off the wall. "No," Elean thought, "it doesn't have a tongue, nor a mouth for that matter." There was just a sucking noise that caused the liquid to enter into a hidden orifice on the creature's face.

To be continued...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729143)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: Irradiated fear-inspiring cuck sound barrier

such a tease, but thank you. edge of my seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729149)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:52 AM
Author: insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part

Elean, erect with enthusiasm, watched his master shine a light to the pipes. Senses fully attuned to what was before him, he was still unable to comprehend the cloud moving towards him. His curiosity overwhelmed him, so much wonder running through his head was actually painful. The burning became more intense and Elean fell, blinded. As mind and vision become more clouded he barely hear his master say it: "Bees, Elean, they're filled with very aggressive and poisonous bees." Elean struggled to speak, but the swelling in his throat prevented him, and all was dark once again. THE END.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729198)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:54 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma

I figured that a message board was a terrible medium for story telling. Thanks for spoiling the atmosphere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729202)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:56 AM
Author: insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part

you've tried it before, and it failed. I was certain I wouldn't have to show you again, unfortunately I was wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729206)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:56 AM
Author: Ivory step-uncle's house

He really should stick to making creepy comments about julia's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729208)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:57 AM
Author: insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part

hitting on you is always fun to watch too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729209)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:58 AM
Author: Ivory step-uncle's house

Nah, he's decided I'm too ugly for him. Thank god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729211)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:59 AM
Author: insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part

Why, because you're a tawt Swedish boy?

EDIT: NOT a tawt swedish boy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729218)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:58 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma

How could you actually support his wanton disrespect for me ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729210)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:58 AM
Author: Ivory step-uncle's house

Because I don't respect you either?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729212)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:58 AM
Author: insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part

It's not disrespect, it's instruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729215)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:59 AM
Author: Irradiated fear-inspiring cuck sound barrier

Bring Elean back in a way similar to Swarm, the Nazi covered in bees from that list of spiderman villains. That was great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729216)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 3:00 AM
Author: insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part

Elean's master, looking for closure, promptly severed the youth's head and burnt the torso. The legs were given to the pigs. THE END.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729223)





Date: April 14th, 2005 3:17 AM
Author: Comical resort

Date: April 7th, 2005 12:56 AM

Author: Poetic dreamer (Whether Beauty be found in mathematics or a flower)

LORD HAVE MERCY :0

The redhead in that picture reminds me of those heinous-looking "girls" in the Cornell physics club.

Is this picture really Rowan ? How disgusting. This must be photoshop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2555712)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 11:11 AM
Author: 180 chartreuse corn cake keepsake machete

180.

AHHH BEES!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729787)





Date: June 4th, 2006 2:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling domesticated stage new version

Or what? You'll release the dog or the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they chew bees at you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5907141)





Date: December 2nd, 2004 3:01 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma

If you want to see the rest of my story, e-mail me at poeticdreamers2003@yahoo.com

I think it's officially spoiled on this medium.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729226)





Date: May 7th, 2005 3:25 AM
Author: alcoholic beady-eyed really tough guy

your story is shit. why do no-talent assclowns like you so desperately seek attention?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2721171)





Date: January 25th, 2005 5:22 PM
Author: 180 chartreuse corn cake keepsake machete

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2000510)





Date: February 10th, 2005 2:38 AM
Author: Exciting navy therapy home

still cunty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2100976)





Date: April 12th, 2005 10:11 AM
Author: maroon slippery nursing home

Less stupid shit. More of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2541703)





Date: April 12th, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: maroon slippery nursing home

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2542810)





Date: April 15th, 2005 12:52 PM
Author: maroon slippery nursing home

I sent you an email and you didn't respond. Post the story here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2564531)





Date: April 16th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Vibrant Big-titted Garrison

whatever happened to this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2570573)





Date: May 3rd, 2005 6:16 AM
Author: histrionic sienna theatre masturbator

did you ever finish this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2686196)





Date: May 3rd, 2005 11:26 AM
Author: pontificating corner

Cmon, bitch. Write.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2686840)





Date: May 7th, 2005 3:21 AM
Author: Comical resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2721148)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: histrionic sienna theatre masturbator

You never emailed me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2878013)





Date: May 30th, 2005 2:23 PM
Author: histrionic sienna theatre masturbator

Up the Vixthror, down the ... moneybaqs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2889139)





Date: June 4th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: histrionic sienna theatre masturbator

Ah, this would be nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2932638)





Date: June 19th, 2005 2:04 PM
Author: histrionic sienna theatre masturbator

this is the greatest fictional work since the invention of the grunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#3056559)





Date: September 20th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: swollen beta kitty cat lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#3864189)





Date: January 11th, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: 180 chartreuse corn cake keepsake machete

PD? Come finish your story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4789103)





Date: January 19th, 2006 4:49 PM
Author: histrionic sienna theatre masturbator

*tear*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4858930)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:05 AM
Author: Rose crawly candlestick maker theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943128)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:18 AM
Author: infuriating ceo

Like Shakespeare's missing plays -- a cultural treasure lost forever. Tragic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943236)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac shaky macaca incel

This is one of my favorite posts of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943245)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:27 AM
Author: Avocado electric gay wizard church building

This was plagiarized straight out of a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book I had as a kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943319)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:29 AM
Author: Rose crawly candlestick maker theater stage

LIAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943332)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:32 AM
Author: Avocado electric gay wizard church building

no, i remember it distinctly. one of the other endings had the fountain of youth being funneled down through the pipes, but Vixthor was scared to try it himself until he saw what happened to his creations. you had to try and kill him before he tried the elixir himself, or you were fucked and died.

man those were great books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943366)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:30 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hunting ground

Oh Johnny boy, the pipes, the pipes are a calling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943352)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:38 AM
Author: infuriating ceo

You mean Danny Boy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943432)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:40 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hunting ground

Probably. This post reminded me of a song a character was singing in Goodfellas, but I got the name wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943456)





Date: January 30th, 2006 12:51 AM
Author: infuriating ceo

Scroll down

http://www.clayloomis.com/simsong.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943589)





Date: February 22nd, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part

I'd totally forgotten about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5157091)





Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling domesticated stage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240066)





Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part

Not to be cocky, but I like my ending to his story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240091)





Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling domesticated stage new version

I do too, but it's just not the same



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240096)





Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:11 PM
Author: insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part

You're right.

I miss that little homo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240141)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:18 AM
Author: stirring community account

fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498129)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:30 AM
Author: insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part

dude, that's gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498196)





Date: May 1st, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Irradiated fear-inspiring cuck sound barrier

Return of the king bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5697314)





Date: May 12th, 2006 1:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling domesticated stage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5771532)





Date: May 12th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: Onyx Galvanic Gas Station

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5771608)





Date: June 23rd, 2006 4:58 AM
Author: self-centered razzle forum toilet seat

Classic bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6051522)





Date: July 3rd, 2006 5:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling domesticated stage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6131095)





Date: August 24th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: Diverse lemon school cafeteria

Hes BAAACK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6497910)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:34 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma
Subject: You guys probably figured this out by now

It's virtually impossible for me to finish this story, because the mood is broken, the juices have stopped flowing, I've changed as a person etc. etc.

I could try to finish it, but it will definitely be lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498231)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:36 AM
Author: insanely creepy sapphire hall party of the first part

It's kind of odd to look at a nearly 2 year old thread and see your posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498248)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:40 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma

Yup. I have some of my posts from the original PR board (2003) on my computer. Im telling you, it's like reading about a different person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498272)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Wonderful Windowlicker Friendly Grandma
Subject: CONTINUED: Read my FIRST FOUR posts in this thread for a re-cap

Four hundred years ago from the present, Norbert Whitehead and Archibald Vixthror, his cousin, were hunting pheasants in the pine valley in Devon, near the border of Cornwall.

One of the greyhounds was calmly trotting ahead when to it's master's astonishment it....vanished. At the spot where the dog had apparently disappeared, the two men saw that a portion of the grass was brown. Norbert thrusted his walking stick into the ground but the ground gave way so suddenly, and he had thrusted with such a violent force that both man and walking stick fell into the hole that suddenly opened up. The other dogs quickly darted away, perhaps aware of some sinister entity. Archibald initially gave chase after them, but after recognizing that the dogs didn't mean to return, he went back to the spot, and saw that the hole had gone, and all that remained was that brown patch of grass.

"well, it won't do to just leave him there," decided Archibald. He jumped feet first unto the patch and felt himself falling; although he saw nothing as he was enveloped in darkness.

At the bottom, he found himself in what looked like a cave, judging from the faint light which came from his right. That was the only place to go, so he followed.

To be continued...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#7485319)





Date: January 25th, 2007 7:09 PM
Author: Irradiated fear-inspiring cuck sound barrier

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#7485347)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: Rose crawly candlestick maker theater stage

wow, I'm glad I went to bump this thread, b/c I hadn't seen this new installment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#7720925)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:09 PM
Author: Magenta Public Bath

GTO reputation bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8055038)





Date: June 21st, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: Big boiling water

4th link on Yahoo for autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8280960)





Date: June 21st, 2007 2:15 AM
Author: mustard outnumbered stain whorehouse

hey pugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8281060)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:44 AM
Author: 180 chartreuse corn cake keepsake machete

I still demand the end to this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8699438)





Date: September 28th, 2007 8:48 AM
Author: Gold casino

I got blue balls from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8699442)





Date: December 5th, 2007 4:03 PM
Author: black duck-like location coldplay fan

PD fan club bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8981873)





Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:19 PM
Author: Rose crawly candlestick maker theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9415761)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:24 PM
Author: Supple indirect expression newt

i bet this guy went to rennfens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611825)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:25 PM
Author: yapping trailer park mad-dog skullcap

F-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611827)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:26 PM
Author: Supple indirect expression newt

get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611832)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:28 PM
Author: yapping trailer park mad-dog skullcap

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611840)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:28 PM
Author: smoky principal's office

tcr, kill him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611841)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:30 PM
Author: yapping trailer park mad-dog skullcap

Pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611849)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:38 PM
Author: smoky principal's office

I hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611880)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:45 PM
Author: yapping trailer park mad-dog skullcap

OK but it's still awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611909)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:47 PM
Author: smoky principal's office

Poetic Dreamer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611927)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:50 PM
Author: Supple indirect expression newt

i thought pd = God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611936)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:50 PM
Author: Supple indirect expression newt

no wait that's BAFF nm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611938)





Date: April 11th, 2008 2:28 PM
Author: Rose crawly candlestick maker theater stage

STFU you TTTSEF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9612083)





Date: April 11th, 2008 2:41 PM
Author: yapping trailer park mad-dog skullcap

Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9612137)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:27 PM
Author: smoky principal's office

wtf happened to the greyhound, dood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611839)





Date: April 11th, 2008 1:31 PM
Author: yapping trailer park mad-dog skullcap

Grand Theft Nerdery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611857)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:47 PM
Author: Shivering shrine jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#10322502)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM
Author: black duck-like location coldplay fan

Despite authoring enough classics to fill a library, this thread remains PD's greatest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#10322581)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:03 PM
Author: Shivering shrine jew

I'd go with About Humping Boys, personally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#10322590)