The pipes of Sir Vixthror's castle By Poetic dreamer
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Date: November 5th, 2004 5:52 PM Author: aromatic whorehouse
If physics doesn't work out for me, I know that I could make a great English major.
With that said, let the short story begin:
Elean, a young man with purple eyes, and a shriveled left foot limped slowly along the dark corridor. The old man held a torch that struggled to stay alight within the almost airless dungeon beneath Sir Vixthror's castle.
"Observe the roof, Elean. Do you see how the growth of the mold traces out a long, crooked line ? A pipe lies there . They're even hidden within the walls." The old man turned to tap the wall on his right side. When the echo was faint, he smiled in contentment, "aahh... there's another one right here"
"Whence comes the water that runs in these pipes, master ?"
"I never said that these pipes carried water, Elean "
"Then what do they carry, master ?"
To be continued...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1606072)
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Date: November 5th, 2004 6:15 PM Author: lascivious bbw stain
"Then what do they carry, master ?"
Please be semen, please be semen....*crosses fingers*
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Date: November 7th, 2004 9:08 PM Author: aromatic whorehouse
In a hidden room of the castle above, the skull of Sir Vixthror lay on a sarcophagus. Slowly the skull began to rise, as an unearthly greenish light emitted from the eye sockets.
"Perfection at last, " began Sir Vixthror.
"The human body is flawed. Naught remains of the body but stench and dust. How could I expect to perfect my creations, if I was a mere human ?"
"They say 'you are a fool, Sir Vixthror' and 'what you seek cannot be found'
"But with the contents of this vial, I will prove to the world that I am not a madman !"
With that final statement, a vial hovered over to a gigantic stone funnel in the middle of the room. Upon reaching the funnel, it flipped over and emptied its liquid contents into the funnel's opening.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1617274)
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Date: November 7th, 2004 9:18 PM Author: vibrant den pocket flask
I'd like to give this thread a helmet sticker.
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Date: November 8th, 2004 9:17 AM Author: maize odious volcanic crater
best thread in weeks.
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Date: November 20th, 2004 2:15 PM Author: Misunderstood cream corner fanboi
An adoring public demands more.
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:36 AM Author: aromatic whorehouse
The old man needn't answer Elean's question, because they both heard a soft moan in the darkness ahead.
One of Sir Vixthror's creations was drinking from the foul liquid that dripped from a small leak in the pipe. Elean's curious purple eyes had granted him darkvision --- a secret he disclosed to no one, not even the old man.
The creature was apparently licking the liquid off the wall. "No," Elean thought, "it doesn't have a tongue, nor a mouth for that matter." There was just a sucking noise that caused the liquid to enter into a hidden orifice on the creature's face.
To be continued...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729143) |
Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:52 AM Author: Electric Mewling Messiness Address
Elean, erect with enthusiasm, watched his master shine a light to the pipes. Senses fully attuned to what was before him, he was still unable to comprehend the cloud moving towards him. His curiosity overwhelmed him, so much wonder running through his head was actually painful. The burning became more intense and Elean fell, blinded. As mind and vision become more clouded he barely hear his master say it: "Bees, Elean, they're filled with very aggressive and poisonous bees." Elean struggled to speak, but the swelling in his throat prevented him, and all was dark once again. THE END.
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 2:59 AM Author: Electric Mewling Messiness Address
Why, because you're a tawt Swedish boy?
EDIT: NOT a tawt swedish boy?
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Date: April 14th, 2005 3:17 AM Author: Laughsome sepia newt piazza
Date: April 7th, 2005 12:56 AM
Author: Poetic dreamer (Whether Beauty be found in mathematics or a flower)
LORD HAVE MERCY :0
The redhead in that picture reminds me of those heinous-looking "girls" in the Cornell physics club.
Is this picture really Rowan ? How disgusting. This must be photoshop.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2555712) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 11:11 AM Author: maize odious volcanic crater
180.
AHHH BEES!!!!!!!!!
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Date: December 2nd, 2004 3:01 AM Author: aromatic whorehouse
If you want to see the rest of my story, e-mail me at poeticdreamers2003@yahoo.com
I think it's officially spoiled on this medium.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#1729226) |
Date: January 25th, 2005 5:22 PM Author: maize odious volcanic crater
Still funny.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2000510) |
Date: April 12th, 2005 10:11 AM Author: Frozen lodge
Less stupid shit. More of this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2541703) |
Date: April 12th, 2005 2:03 PM Author: Frozen lodge
??
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2542810) |
Date: April 15th, 2005 12:52 PM Author: Frozen lodge
I sent you an email and you didn't respond. Post the story here.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2564531) |
Date: April 16th, 2005 3:36 PM Author: Rebellious New Version Yarmulke
whatever happened to this?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2570573) |
Date: May 3rd, 2005 6:16 AM Author: Blue Round Eye Roommate
did you ever finish this?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2686196) |
Date: May 3rd, 2005 11:26 AM Author: slippery hairless potus
Cmon, bitch. Write.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2686840) |
Date: May 7th, 2005 3:21 AM Author: Laughsome sepia newt piazza
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2721148) |
Date: May 28th, 2005 4:49 PM Author: Blue Round Eye Roommate
You never emailed me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2878013) |
Date: May 30th, 2005 2:23 PM Author: Blue Round Eye Roommate
Up the Vixthror, down the ... moneybaqs
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Date: June 4th, 2005 11:05 PM Author: Blue Round Eye Roommate
Ah, this would be nice.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#2932638) |
Date: June 19th, 2005 2:04 PM Author: Blue Round Eye Roommate
this is the greatest fictional work since the invention of the grunt.
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Date: September 20th, 2005 12:15 PM Author: Multi-colored Crystalline Forum
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Date: January 11th, 2006 1:30 PM Author: maize odious volcanic crater
PD? Come finish your story.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4789103) |
Date: January 19th, 2006 4:49 PM Author: Blue Round Eye Roommate
*tear*
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Date: January 30th, 2006 12:05 AM Author: sexy legend faggot firefighter
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Date: January 30th, 2006 12:18 AM Author: Galvanic Field
Like Shakespeare's missing plays -- a cultural treasure lost forever. Tragic.
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Date: January 30th, 2006 12:19 AM Author: vivacious institution
This is one of my favorite posts of all time.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943245) |
Date: January 30th, 2006 12:27 AM Author: Bearded sticky home
This was plagiarized straight out of a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book I had as a kid.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943319) |
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Date: January 30th, 2006 12:32 AM Author: Bearded sticky home
no, i remember it distinctly. one of the other endings had the fountain of youth being funneled down through the pipes, but Vixthor was scared to try it himself until he saw what happened to his creations. you had to try and kill him before he tried the elixir himself, or you were fucked and died.
man those were great books.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943366) |
Date: January 30th, 2006 12:30 AM Author: henna flirting half-breed
Oh Johnny boy, the pipes, the pipes are a calling
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#4943352) |
Date: February 22nd, 2006 1:47 PM Author: Electric Mewling Messiness Address
I'd totally forgotten about this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5157091) |
Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:03 PM Author: beady-eyed hell
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240066) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:05 PM Author: beady-eyed hell
I do too, but it's just not the same
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240096)
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Date: March 3rd, 2006 9:11 PM Author: Electric Mewling Messiness Address
You're right.
I miss that little homo.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5240141) |
Date: May 1st, 2006 9:49 PM Author: Misunderstood cream corner fanboi
Return of the king bump.
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Date: May 12th, 2006 1:02 PM Author: beady-eyed hell
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Date: May 12th, 2006 1:21 PM Author: Soul-stirring school cafeteria
Thanks.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#5771608) |
Date: June 23rd, 2006 4:58 AM Author: scarlet mental disorder temple
Classic bump.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6051522) |
Date: July 3rd, 2006 5:34 PM Author: beady-eyed hell
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6131095) |
Date: August 24th, 2006 11:37 PM Author: exciting ticket booth community account
Hes BAAACK
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Date: August 25th, 2006 12:34 AM Author: aromatic whorehouse Subject: You guys probably figured this out by now
It's virtually impossible for me to finish this story, because the mood is broken, the juices have stopped flowing, I've changed as a person etc. etc.
I could try to finish it, but it will definitely be lame.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#6498231) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 7:04 PM Author: aromatic whorehouse Subject: CONTINUED: Read my FIRST FOUR posts in this thread for a re-cap
Four hundred years ago from the present, Norbert Whitehead and Archibald Vixthror, his cousin, were hunting pheasants in the pine valley in Devon, near the border of Cornwall.
One of the greyhounds was calmly trotting ahead when to it's master's astonishment it....vanished. At the spot where the dog had apparently disappeared, the two men saw that a portion of the grass was brown. Norbert thrusted his walking stick into the ground but the ground gave way so suddenly, and he had thrusted with such a violent force that both man and walking stick fell into the hole that suddenly opened up. The other dogs quickly darted away, perhaps aware of some sinister entity. Archibald initially gave chase after them, but after recognizing that the dogs didn't mean to return, he went back to the spot, and saw that the hole had gone, and all that remained was that brown patch of grass.
"well, it won't do to just leave him there," decided Archibald. He jumped feet first unto the patch and felt himself falling; although he saw nothing as he was enveloped in darkness.
At the bottom, he found himself in what looked like a cave, judging from the faint light which came from his right. That was the only place to go, so he followed.
To be continued...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#7485319) |
Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:09 PM Author: ivory impressive fortuitous meteor cuck
GTO reputation bump
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Date: June 21st, 2007 1:56 AM Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs
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Date: September 28th, 2007 8:44 AM Author: maize odious volcanic crater
I still demand the end to this story.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#8699438) |
Date: September 28th, 2007 8:48 AM Author: lilac center nibblets
I got blue balls from this
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PD fan club bump.
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Date: April 11th, 2008 1:24 PM Author: Coral Market
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Date: April 11th, 2008 1:27 PM Author: Burgundy hateful azn
wtf happened to the greyhound, dood?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=104041&forum_id=2#9611839) |
Date: April 11th, 2008 1:31 PM Author: bisexual parlor headpube
Grand Theft Nerdery.
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Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:47 PM Author: vengeful talking theater stage
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Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM Author: Harsh spot main people
Despite authoring enough classics to fill a library, this thread remains PD's greatest.
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