Why I won't be at my high school reunion
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Date: July 17th, 2009 3:30 PM Author: Curious spot fanboi
As pretty much anybody who knows me by now, I'm a geek. I have been since I was a kid. My dad taught me about bell curves and standard deviations when I was in third grade, and I thought it was pretty much the coolest damn thing I'd ever seen. That's the kind of kid I was.
In high school, I didn't have a single real friend in my graduating class. I had a very few friends. But being absolutely literal, there was not a single person in my graduating class who came close to treating me like a friend. Not one.
I was ignored. At worst, I was beaten. In between, I was used as a sort of status enhancer: telling people that you'd seen me doing some supposedly awful or hysterical thing was a common scheme for getting ahead in certain social circles. In the most extreme case, someone painted a swastika onto the street in front of my house with gasoline, and lit it. (In autumn, in a wooded neighborhood.)
I do think that my hyperactivity and my lack of social skills both helped make me such a good target, and discouraged anyone from intervening on my behalf.
But I don't think that that excuses anyone who abused me. It doesn't excuse the bastards who made up stories about me. It doesn't justify the people who threw me against walls. It doesn't explain the guy who broke my fingers, because he wanted to know what it would sound like. And it doesn't absolve the people who watched, and laughed while that happened.
Now it's twenty five years since I got out of that miserable fucking hell-hole. And people from my high school class are suddenly getting in touch, sending me email, trying to friend me on Facebook, and trying to convince me to bring my family to the reunion. Even some of the people who used to beat the crap out of me on a regular basis are getting in touch as if we're old friends.
My reaction to them... What the fuck is wrong with you people? Why would you think that I would want to have anything to do with you? How do you have the chutzpah to act as if we're old friends? How dare you? I see the RSVP list that one of you sent me, and I literally feel nauseous just remembering your names.
The only positive thing that ever came out of my time with you people is that my children are studying karate. My son will, most likely, have his black belt by the time he finishes fourth grade. He's a hyperactive little geek, just like me. He'll probably go through some social grief, just like I did.
But when some fucker like one of you tries to lay a hand on him or one of his friends, he'll beat the living crap out of them. One of the mantras that his karate school follows is: Never start a fight, but if a fight starts, always be the one to finish it. And that's what he'll be able to do. To definitively finish any fight that anyone starts with him in a way that will teach his abusers and their cohorts to stay the fuck away.
And that's all that I want from you. Stay the fuck away from me. I don't want to hear about your lives. I don't want to know how you've changed since high school. I don't want to hear about your jobs, your spouses, your children. I've got a good life now, and I cannot imagine a reason in the world why I would pollute that world with contact with any of you.
http://scienceblogs.com/goodmath/2009/07/very_off_topic_why_i_wont_be_a.php
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Date: July 17th, 2009 3:31 PM Author: alcoholic mood corner
I'm not going to read all that. My reasoning was far simpler.
Two words: I'M FAT.
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Date: July 17th, 2009 3:43 PM Author: Cruel-hearted white institution
OMG what a geek!
Is this surprising? You're all fucking morons.
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Date: July 17th, 2009 3:47 PM Author: Passionate area voyeur
"My son will, most likely, have his black belt by the time he finishes fourth grade...He'll probably go through some social grief, just like I did...But when some fucker like one of you tries to lay a hand on him or one of his friends, he'll beat the living crap out of them."
LOLZLOLZ
This is unreal.
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Date: July 17th, 2009 3:55 PM Author: Unholy Market
"Karate is so 1984. Your kid will get his ass kicked by anybody with a decent ground game.
Your son is well on his way to ending up like you: a 40 year old virgin.
lol @ your life."
Posted by: Mike Church | July 17, 2009 3:39 PM
hahah
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Date: July 17th, 2009 5:28 PM Author: Aquamarine Coldplay Fan Ticket Booth
tyler cowen trolled for aspies and autists as being potentially productive members of society.
http://chronicle.com/free/v55/i41/41cowenautism.htm
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Date: September 19th, 2010 2:34 AM Author: carmine yarmulke
"He's a hyperactive little geek, just like me. He'll probably go through some social grief, just like I did. "
He really shouldn't be talking about his kid that way, especially in public.
wtf
He's probably the type that would resent his kid if the kid was well adjusted and well liked and confident.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1043872&forum_id=2#16082211) |
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Date: September 19th, 2010 2:41 AM Author: rough-skinned pit
better for the kid to confront what he is now, rather than later when it would be more painful.
they should sort children in the early grades according to the roles they are destined to play in life: boys should be sorted into Alpha-male and Beta-male (i.e., "geek" etc.) slots.
this will be more natural, and the children can adjust early on to their roles, hopefully avoiding any painful "identity crisis" in adolescence.
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