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FML. Accidentally put "lol wtf did he say" in my resume
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:05 PM Author: Electric twinkling uncleanness Resume currently reads:
Intern, Spring 2006ol wtf did he say job stuff job stuff
i was talking on gchat while updating my resume on symplicity and must have not clicked over to the correct window. is there any way to edit this? the bidding is closed now? should i call the school? |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:06 PM Author: Pontificating Cruise Ship Degenerate you can replace it, np (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337071) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:06 PM Author: Electric twinkling uncleanness how and where? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337079) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:07 PM Author: silver famous landscape painting send a new resume ASAP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337082) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:09 PM Author: Electric twinkling uncleanness how do i do it? im on symplicity and theres now way to change the resume for firms that i bid on.
seriously this isnt flame and im fucking freaking out. if anyone who is reading this has any idea what to do please post. |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:19 PM Author: Pontificating Cruise Ship Degenerate contact career services, chill, just tell them you have a typo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337180) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:26 PM Author: lake hairless site Go to documents. Add new documents. Change the one you submitted. I've done this more than once post bidding. It's fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337229) |
Date: July 24th, 2009 6:08 PM Author: supple nowag property 180 whether flame or not
EDIT: after thinking it over, i give it a 173 if flame and 177 if not. |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:10 PM Author: out-of-control keepsake machete made me LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337104) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:10 PM Author: Red area new version If that resume ever gets to my desk you have an interview. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337105) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:11 PM Author: Buck-toothed Voyeur Liquid Oxygen cosign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337113) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:30 PM Author: drab hot ticket booth cosign as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337251) |
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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:41 PM Author: autistic multi-billionaire electric furnace double cocosign
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:11 PM Author: Electric twinkling uncleanness guys please help i will pay someone if they can figure out how to fix this im dead serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337110) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:13 PM Author: wine wonderful sound barrier sanctuary u need to be talking to ur career services ppl, not us. most likely they are the only ones who can fix this -- if it even can be fixed. if they've already run the bids and made resumes available to employers -- ur fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337123) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:14 PM Author: Electric twinkling uncleanness career services office is closed over weekend i think.
theres gotta fucking be something that can be done. are you positive i cant update it through symplicity? |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:16 PM Author: wine wonderful sound barrier sanctuary once bidding ends, i'm pretty sure there is no way for u to access or change it through the student interface. if ur in town where ur school is right now, go down there and knock on some doors or something. maybe u will get lucky and someone is dicking around with OCI stuff over the weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337149) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:18 PM Author: Electric twinkling uncleanness thanks a lot i will give it a shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337164) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM Author: aquamarine philosopher-king ladyboy lol @ the thought that career services actually know anything, much less that they know more than the brilliant minds assembled at this popular and helpful e-mail blog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337140) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:17 PM Author: wine wonderful sound barrier sanctuary lol @ the thought that anyone here can actually DO anything to help this guy. his CS ppl are the ones who have access to the back-end of symplicity and could *possibly* catch this before employers see it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337158) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM Author: Magical Bistre Doctorate dude, if you are serious, you are an idiot. just email or call someone at your school's career services office... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337132) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:16 PM Author: Electric twinkling uncleanness i know im an idiot dude i just basically fucked my life over.
do you think they can seriously help me out? and the office is fucking closed right now. do i wait until monday? fuck man. |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:21 PM Author: Magical Bistre Doctorate never know if you don't try, but definitely send something now. people at my school's office respond to weekend emails... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337193) |
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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:03 PM Author: irradiated principal's office deer antler I had a similar situation with resume submission where I submitted an outdated version of my resume that had some bad typos. All I did was email "updated" resume to the employer contact and made sure I took printed copies with me to my interview. Just found out last week that I got the job, so it couldn't have hurt too much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058849) |
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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:05 PM Author: adventurous parlour digit ratio lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058862) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM Author: stimulating rambunctious pit double fault this is hilarious flame 178 |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:20 PM Author: green frum indirect expression awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337186) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:24 PM Author: Hairraiser Burgundy School 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337213) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:25 PM Author: Lascivious mentally impaired pistol flame but 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337216) |
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Date: July 24th, 2009 8:27 PM Author: Cracking masturbator this is an obvious flame. op's error is so unique that it would result in automatic outing as xo poster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12338336) |
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Date: July 25th, 2009 4:12 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy poppy stage At this point, outing him wouldn't be such a bad thing.
At least then the people would know it was a typo, and not his idea of a douchebag joke. |
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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:03 PM Author: costumed mother space Also outing the OP as a racist with the name "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE"
LOL yeah right |
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Date: July 25th, 2009 12:02 AM Author: autistic multi-billionaire electric furnace i doubt anyone reads resumes anyway. you will get in wherever you apply! cant fix this BTW. simplicity mails the resumes when closed. even the IT ppl at simplicity will tell you its too late.
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Date: July 25th, 2009 4:40 AM Author: shaky trailer park pocket flask 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12342171) |
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Date: August 13th, 2009 6:33 PM Author: Canary mildly autistic police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12496322) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:44 PM Author: motley ocher international law enforcement agency ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12503589) |
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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:49 PM Author: Thriller plaza my miserable state of unemployment/debt has me praying that this is real...if it is, can i taste your tears of despair? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12503619) |
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Date: September 16th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: Hairraiser Burgundy School never forget (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12763772) |
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Date: September 16th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: Odious rose home sweet tailpipe haha i forgot this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12763778) |
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Date: September 17th, 2009 12:53 PM Author: gold menage hominid I HOPE this is flame--I wonder if he got any offers... I used a single unorthodox word in my resume and almost every single interviewer brought it up--much less using gchat language in the middle of my employment experience.
Hobbies: Looking like a f*ck up. |
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Date: September 17th, 2009 12:55 PM Author: provocative glassy preventive strike telephone what was the word
was it bird? |
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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:02 PM Author: gold menage hominid I wish I could tell you, but it'd out me and I still need a job offer. I mean, I didn't think it was a bad choice of words...I used it without a second thought, but EVERY interviewer (at least 85% including CBS) brought it up. Sad to think that bad word choice was likely an auto-ding for many firms that I got rejected from, and I didn't even use it incorrectly! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768255) |
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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:03 PM Author: provocative glassy preventive strike telephone i need to know now! would u be willing to email it to me? i won't tell anyone what it is, but i might come back here and rate it on a 1-10 scale of weirdness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768264) |
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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:09 PM Author: gold menage hominid I can tell you that it is most certainly a 1 (maybe a 2) for weirdness. It was a verb. Which is why I simply do not get the looks on their faces. Some gave puzzled face, some laughed, some queried, some said they liked it which is weird in itself (then--DING!). By the end I was doing anything I could to avoid discussion of my resume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768311) |
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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:10 PM Author: provocative glassy preventive strike telephone FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:13 PM Author: gold menage hominid I dont have a bunch of email accounts, I only have my school one with my name in it, so don't mind me if I refuse to share. I understand the curiosity, but I assure you it is not THAT exciting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768338) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:58 AM Author: Amber Step-uncle's House Generalized Bond fuck this is pissing me off
i need to go for a walk to cool down |
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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:03 PM Author: gold menage hominid And no, although bird is often the word, it was in fact not the word on this occasion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768266) |
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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:03 PM Author: aphrodisiac plum forum giraffe write a paragraph that includes the word.......the anticipation is killing me dood. or at least give us a list words on the same level of strangeness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14059705) |
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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:00 PM Author: beta shrine I don't understand how this is possible, but 180 if true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768232) |
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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:21 PM Author: Shimmering Soul-stirring House Quite awesome I've heard of stories where people mailed there resumes from inappropriate e-mail addresses, but this one is way funnier |
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Date: February 8th, 2010 8:53 PM Author: Amber Step-uncle's House Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058756) |
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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:41 PM Author: provocative glassy preventive strike telephone i can't believe the red ball i placed on this is still preserved
so good |
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Date: November 9th, 2010 3:33 PM Author: Amber Step-uncle's House Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#16508023) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:56 AM Author: histrionic athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555610) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:56 AM Author: Amber Step-uncle's House Generalized Bond 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555613) |
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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:57 AM Author: Brindle faggot firefighter dilemma tytytytytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555615) |
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Date: August 19th, 2010 4:43 PM Author: Hairraiser Burgundy School 180. never forget. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#15829538) |
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Date: August 19th, 2010 5:10 PM Author: vivacious corner fanboi There is actually a website
deadniggerstorage.org |
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Date: November 24th, 2010 12:59 PM Author: provocative glassy preventive strike telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#16634210) |
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Date: March 19th, 2011 12:21 AM Author: Amber Step-uncle's House Generalized Bond pwned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#17547634) |