i could have been receiving these 180s if i werent so retarded. :( :(

i originated this but abbot is the one who turned it into a thing of beauty.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1028131&mc=20&forum_id=5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1054620&forum_id=2#17976216)

google and have fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1054620&forum_id=2#12398303)

The woman who wrote this could do things to you in the bedroom men only fantasize about.... $5000 fetish hooker like things. I gots to meet me this woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1054620&forum_id=2#12398369)

I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord, and

Across the sky flashed scenes from my life.

For each scene I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand;

One belonged to me, and the other to the Lord.

When the last scene of my life flashed before us,

I looked back at the footprints in the sand.

I noticed that many times along the path of my life,

There was only one set of footprints.

I also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in my life

This really bothered me, and I questioned the Lord about it.

"Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you,

You would walk with me all the way;

But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life,

There is only one set of footprints.

I don't understand why in times when I

needed you the most, you should leave me.

The Lord replied, "My precious, precious

child. I love you, and I would never,

never leave you during your times of

trial and suffering.

When you saw only one set of footprints,

It was then that I carried you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1054620&forum_id=2#13449814)