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20,000 Spacklers Under the Seas
| House-broken glittery kitchen | 08/11/09 |
| House-broken glittery kitchen | 08/11/09 |
| brindle razzle turdskin double fault | 07/01/11 |
| charcoal soul-stirring philosopher-king lodge | 07/01/11 |
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Date: August 11th, 2009 5:57 PM Author: House-broken glittery kitchen THE YEAR 1866 was marked by a bizarre development, an unexplained and downright inexplicable phenomenon that surely no one has forgotten. Without getting into those rumors that upset civilians in the seaports and deranged the public mind even far inland, it must be said that professional seamen were especially alarmed. Traders, shipowners, captains of vessels, skippers, and master mariners from Europe and America, naval officers from every country, and at their heels the various national governments on these two continents, were all extremely disturbed by the business.
In essence, over a period of time several ships had encountered "an enormous thing" at sea, a long spindle–shaped object, sometimes giving off a phosphorescent glow, infinitely bigger and faster than any whale.
The relevant data on this apparition, as recorded in various logbooks, agreed pretty closely as to the structure of the object or creature in question, its unprecedented speed of movement, its startling locomotive power, and the unique vitality with which it seemed to be gifted. If it was a cetacean, it exceeded in bulk any whale previously classified by science. No naturalist, neither Cuvier nor Lacépède, neither Professor Dumeril nor Professor de Quatrefages, would have accepted the existence of such a monster sight unseen—specifically, unseen by their own scientific eyes.
The relevant data on this apparition, as recorded in various logbooks, agreed pretty closely as to the structure of the object or creature in question, its unprecedented speed of movement, its startling locomotive power, and the unique vitality with which it seemed to be gifted. If it was a cetacean, it exceeded in bulk any whale previously classified by science. No naturalist, neither Cuvier nor Lacépède, neither Professor Dumeril nor Professor de Quatrefages, would have accepted the existence of such a monster sight unseen—specifically, unseen by their own scientific eyes.
Striking an average of observations taken at different times—rejecting those timid estimates that gave the object a length of 200 feet, and ignoring those exaggerated views that saw it as a mile wide and three long—you could still assert that this phenomenal creature greatly exceeded the dimensions of anything then known to ichthyologists, if it existed at all.
Now then, it did exist, this was an undeniable fact; and since the human mind dotes on objects of wonder, you can understand the worldwide excitement caused by this unearthly apparition. As for relegating it to the realm of fiction, that charge had to be dropped. |
Date: August 11th, 2009 5:58 PM Author: House-broken glittery kitchen the great thing is i didn't have to change a single thing and it still rings true of Herr Doktor Spackler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1061492&forum_id=2#12480318) |
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Date: July 1st, 2011 12:21 AM Author: brindle razzle turdskin double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1061492&forum_id=2#18391602) |
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Date: July 1st, 2011 12:21 AM Author: charcoal soul-stirring philosopher-king lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1061492&forum_id=2#18391605) |