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Forgot About Whokebe

Two years ago, in a moment of depression and self-doubt, I w...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  10/08/09
I just established a spendthrift trust that requires my bene...
citrine adventurous senate rigor
  10/08/09
...
citrine adventurous senate rigor
  10/08/09
LOL
Spectacular shivering filthpig
  10/12/09
...
Dashing umber resort coldplay fan
  04/10/10
...
Dashing umber resort coldplay fan
  08/30/10
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rambunctious menage
  08/30/10
...
metal indecent native deer antler
  01/07/12
...
carnelian main people
  01/13/12
thankyou for bringing this to my attention
Translucent prole
  01/13/12
...
Bearded brunch
  10/08/09
poor dood he tries so hard
Lascivious school macaca
  10/08/09
wtf, edit that d00d
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  10/08/09
...
Bearded brunch
  10/08/09
lol, wasn't me. I'm your FRIEND.
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  10/08/09
...
Bearded brunch
  10/08/09
I was just kidding. I make posts that recognize your unique...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  10/08/09
ty
Bearded brunch
  10/08/09
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  03/19/10
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  12/06/09
Mad props mah BBN
Racy scourge upon the earth
  01/14/10
oh SHIT
Domesticated tan piazza cuckold
  10/08/09
...
Internet-worthy gas station doctorate
  10/08/09
bro im high. this was incredible. especially as a dood whoke...
Cordovan box office
  10/08/09
ty
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  10/08/09
i should start all my posts with "bro im high"
stimulating range
  05/23/10
...
citrine adventurous senate rigor
  10/08/09
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  10/09/09
Fuck me. Anybody got the link to that whole 180 thread?
passionate son of senegal partner
  10/09/09
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&mc=4...
Domesticated tan piazza cuckold
  10/09/09
Oh my god I fucking love you. I searched for half an hour. ...
passionate son of senegal partner
  10/09/09
:)
Domesticated tan piazza cuckold
  10/09/09
kewl
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  10/09/09
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  10/10/09
NEVAR STOP POASTING
Sable Arousing Gunner
  10/10/09
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  10/11/09
i haven't come to grips with this thread yet.
violent orchestra pit
  10/11/09
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  10/12/09
...
Sable Arousing Gunner
  10/12/09
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  10/19/09
180
Razzmatazz grizzly tattoo station
  10/19/09
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  10/24/09
i liked this a lot
massive brindle church kitty cat
  10/24/09
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  11/24/09
man ty
Concupiscible Jade Bawdyhouse Azn
  11/24/09
wow. really fuckin good.
Diverse Brilliant Striped Hyena Windowlicker
  11/24/09
motherfuckers act like they forgot about whokebe.
Demanding seedy theater
  11/24/09
FUCK yes
stimulating range
  12/06/09
Still Carl Spackler and Who-ke-be (Guess who's back) Still,...
cerise bateful property regret
  12/06/09
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  12/13/09
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  01/14/10
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  01/23/10
...
Deep athletic conference lodge
  03/19/10
...
stimulating range
  03/24/10
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  04/10/10
180
stimulating range
  04/10/10
180
Dashing umber resort coldplay fan
  04/10/10
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  04/18/10
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  05/01/10
...
stimulating range
  05/23/10
...
Milky glittery principal's office
  05/23/10
...
Milky glittery principal's office
  05/30/10
...
Multi-colored Hideous Toilet Seat Brethren
  06/18/10
180
submissive mauve marketing idea kitchen
  06/18/10
...
crimson nofapping step-uncle's house psychic
  07/01/10
my god my god
vivacious house-broken wrinkle
  07/01/10
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  08/15/10
...
Titillating roommate
  11/30/10
...
Appetizing stag film
  01/07/11
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  01/21/11
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Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  02/21/11
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Domesticated tan piazza cuckold
  10/04/11
...
Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot
  10/04/11
wow
histrionic fighting national
  01/13/12





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:24 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot

Two years ago, in a moment of depression and self-doubt, I went to an Atlanta hole-in-the-wall looking for a drink. The place was a run-down club with pipes on the ceiling and a darkly lit stage against one wall. I was just about to order my drink at the bar when suddenly a light hit the stage and everyone in the place rushed up to the stage to get close. That's when I saw him: Whokebe, dressed in a blue hooded sweat shirt, laying down a book by Pynchon he'd just been reading in the dark. He was handed a mike, and as a beat began Whok started spitting. Fortunately my photographic memory recorded for posterity each line he gave. They were:

Y'all know me, still the same ol' Whokebe

But I been low key

Writin novels in the library

Hated on by most these postas with no sense, no friends, and no solzy

Mad at me cause I can easily rack up 180s

Got a name that's famous on the internet

Go to your Google search bar and they'll put my name in it

But what, did y'all think I'd let my rep freeze?

Nigga, please

You better bow down on both knees

Who else talks bout literary illuminaries?

Who you think inspired those Whokebe tees?

Y'all better listen up closely

All you postas that said that I'm fucked, or that my excerpt sucked

Y'all are the reason that Whok ain't gettin no sleep

So FUCK Y'ALL, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, BLOW ME!

Y'all are gonna keep fuckin around wit me

And turn me from the literary

(Here Carl Spackler stepped up and dropped:

Nowadays everybody wanna post parody threads like they got somethin witty to say

But when I open up and see nothin inside, I realize with sorrow that the days of Whok have died

So how do you reply to somebody who ain't kind?

Just study a line from my main guy

One day I was loggin on, with my iPod on, when I saw a post

Tryin to fuckin roast

The Kindness Club

Fuck that shit; I replied to that bitch

And when Rowan showed up I flipped a switch

And dropped some Whok-a-tonics

Told her she fucked dudes who spoke ebonics

From here on out it's GR Two

Startin today and tomorrow's the new

And I'm still loco enough

To post some personal shit and out you)

(Whok again:)

If it was up to me, you motherfuckers would stop postin bout me

With your eyes wide looking towards me

When my last thread was out, you wasn't bumpin me!

But now that I got this following

Everybody wanna come to me like it was some disease

But you won't get a crumb from me

Cause I studied the works of HUXLEY

All these new postas: who you think inspired 'em all?

Now you wanna run around talkin bout friends like I ain't got none

What you think I lost 'em all?

Cause I stay logged off?

Cause I been in the park, with a pen and a pad

tryin to get this damn novel off?

I ain't havin that: this is the millenium of Whokebe

It ain't gon' be nothin after that

So give me one more 180

and fuck XO, you can have it back

So where's all the mad postas at?

It's like a jungle in this habitat

But all you fags wantin to be satiated, know that I was being rated

Before any code was even written by rach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940401)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: citrine adventurous senate rigor

I just established a spendthrift trust that requires my beneficiaries to bump this thread twice a day until they hit 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940417)





Date: October 8th, 2009 10:04 PM
Author: citrine adventurous senate rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12941112)





Date: October 12th, 2009 10:36 PM
Author: Spectacular shivering filthpig

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12974284)





Date: April 10th, 2010 3:17 PM
Author: Dashing umber resort coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14666013)





Date: August 30th, 2010 11:39 PM
Author: Dashing umber resort coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15926967)





Date: August 30th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: rambunctious menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15926999)





Date: January 7th, 2012 9:46 PM
Author: metal indecent native deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#19732248)





Date: January 13th, 2012 12:35 AM
Author: carnelian main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#19772000)





Date: January 13th, 2012 12:39 AM
Author: Translucent prole

thankyou for bringing this to my attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#19772017)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:27 PM
Author: Bearded brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940422)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:32 PM
Author: Lascivious school macaca

poor dood he tries so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940452)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:33 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot

wtf, edit that d00d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940459)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:35 PM
Author: Bearded brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940470)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:35 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot

lol, wasn't me. I'm your FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940475)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: Bearded brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940481)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot

I was just kidding. I make posts that recognize your uniqueness man. Most posters here have gotten boring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940505)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: Bearded brunch

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940515)





Date: March 19th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14437214)





Date: December 6th, 2009 4:29 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13468068)





Date: January 14th, 2010 8:30 PM
Author: Racy scourge upon the earth

Mad props mah BBN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13809241)





Date: October 8th, 2009 8:47 PM
Author: Domesticated tan piazza cuckold

oh SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12940564)





Date: October 8th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: Internet-worthy gas station doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12941141)





Date: October 8th, 2009 10:24 PM
Author: Cordovan box office

bro im high. this was incredible. especially as a dood whokebian. im a dre fan too. my new favorite xo post of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12941241)





Date: October 8th, 2009 10:44 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12941430)





Date: May 23rd, 2010 9:22 AM
Author: stimulating range

i should start all my posts with "bro im high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15061194)





Date: October 8th, 2009 11:50 PM
Author: citrine adventurous senate rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12942119)





Date: October 9th, 2009 6:44 AM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12944046)





Date: October 9th, 2009 6:50 AM
Author: passionate son of senegal partner

Fuck me. Anybody got the link to that whole 180 thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12944048)





Date: October 9th, 2009 7:31 AM
Author: Domesticated tan piazza cuckold

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12944082)





Date: October 9th, 2009 7:40 AM
Author: passionate son of senegal partner

Oh my god I fucking love you. I searched for half an hour. I OWE YOU BIG, FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12944088)





Date: October 9th, 2009 7:41 AM
Author: Domesticated tan piazza cuckold

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12944090)





Date: October 9th, 2009 4:46 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot

kewl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12948010)





Date: October 10th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12953420)





Date: October 10th, 2009 11:11 AM
Author: Sable Arousing Gunner

NEVAR STOP POASTING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12953462)





Date: October 11th, 2009 11:01 AM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12961611)





Date: October 11th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: violent orchestra pit

i haven't come to grips with this thread yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12962401)





Date: October 12th, 2009 10:33 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12974260)





Date: October 12th, 2009 11:34 PM
Author: Sable Arousing Gunner

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#12974795)





Date: October 19th, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13030564)





Date: October 19th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz grizzly tattoo station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13030691)





Date: October 24th, 2009 6:54 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13074859)





Date: October 24th, 2009 10:22 PM
Author: massive brindle church kitty cat

i liked this a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13076586)





Date: November 24th, 2009 9:34 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13360860)





Date: November 24th, 2009 9:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible Jade Bawdyhouse Azn

man ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13360876)





Date: November 24th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: Diverse Brilliant Striped Hyena Windowlicker

wow. really fuckin good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13360882)





Date: November 24th, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: Demanding seedy theater

motherfuckers act like they forgot about whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13360988)





Date: December 6th, 2009 4:35 PM
Author: stimulating range

FUCK yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13468131)





Date: December 6th, 2009 4:43 PM
Author: cerise bateful property regret

Still Carl Spackler and Who-ke-be (Guess who's back)

Still, still doing that shit, right?

[Whok]

Oh for sure, check me out

It's still 'kebe Day, A.K.

Before I chrome the lot, can't keep it home a lot

'cause when I frequent the threads that I'm known to rock

You hear the bass from the trunk when I'm on the block

Ladies, they pay homage, but haters say whok fell off

How? My last poast was 180

They want to know if he still got it

They say poastin's changed, they want to know how I feel about it

[Rach - singing]

If you ain't up on pace

[Whokebe]

Whokebe is the name, I'm ahead of my game

Still, puffing my leafs, still with the streets

Still not loving police (Uh huh)

Still rock my pumps with a ball and hair grease

Still got love for the streets, repping xo

Still the site bangs, still doing my thang

Since I left, ain't too much changed, still

[Chorus:]

[C+C]

I'm representing for them gangsters all across the world

Still hitting them corners in them low low's girl

[Whok]

Still taking my time to perfect the beat

And I still got love for the streets, it's the Ke-Be-E [Repeat 2x]

Since the last time you heard from me I lost some friends

Well, hell, me and KoR, we dipping again

Kept my ear to the streets, signed CCN

He's triple platinum, doing 50 a week

Still, I stay close to the heat

And even when I was close to defeat, I rose to my feet

My life is like a soundtrack I wrote to the beat

Treat my poasts like Cali weed, I smoke till I sleep

Wake up in the A.M., compose a screed

I bring the fire till you're soaking in your seat

It's not a fluke, it's been tried, I'm the troop

It's "Turn Out the Lights" from the Solz + Spackler Cru

I'm still at it, After-mathematic

In the home of drivebys and ak-matics

Choke fucks, lengthy screeds, and bad traffic

I dip through then I get skin, Ke-E-Be

[Chorus]

It ain't nothing but more hot shit

Another classic thread for y'all to vibe with

Whether you're cooling in tha basement with your fly bitch

Laid back in the shack, play this track

I'm representing for the poasters all across the world

(Still hitting them threads in them low low's girl)

I'll break your neck, damn near put your face in your lap

Try to be the king but the ace is back

[TBF]

So if you ain't up on thangs

[Whokebe]

Whok be the name still running the game

Still got it wrapped like Ted Huang

Still ain't tripping, love to see young n00bz get money

Spend time out the hood, blastin niggers up to no good

Hit my boys off with jobs, no more living hard

Barbeques every day, driving fancy cars

Still gonna' get mine regardless

[Chorus x1.5]

[FBD]

Like that, right back up in ya

'95 plus four pennies

Add that shit up, K-B-E right back on top of thangs

Smoke some with your dog

No stress, no seeds, no stems, no sticks!

Some of that real sticky icky

A little weed, put it in the air

For you's a fool D.R.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13468211)





Date: December 13th, 2009 2:17 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13537718)





Date: January 14th, 2010 8:16 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13809133)





Date: January 23rd, 2010 2:17 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#13888899)





Date: March 19th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: Deep athletic conference lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14435089)





Date: March 24th, 2010 5:22 PM
Author: stimulating range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14488441)





Date: April 10th, 2010 3:15 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14665988)





Date: April 10th, 2010 3:16 PM
Author: stimulating range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14666001)





Date: April 10th, 2010 3:18 PM
Author: Dashing umber resort coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14666017)





Date: April 18th, 2010 12:12 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14745482)





Date: May 1st, 2010 12:52 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#14877192)





Date: May 23rd, 2010 9:18 AM
Author: stimulating range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15061191)





Date: May 23rd, 2010 9:22 AM
Author: Milky glittery principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15061195)





Date: May 30th, 2010 1:29 PM
Author: Milky glittery principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15118004)





Date: June 18th, 2010 8:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored Hideous Toilet Seat Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15281769)





Date: June 18th, 2010 8:37 PM
Author: submissive mauve marketing idea kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15281861)





Date: July 1st, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: crimson nofapping step-uncle's house psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15393717)





Date: July 1st, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: vivacious house-broken wrinkle

my god my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15393739)





Date: August 15th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#15795939)





Date: November 30th, 2010 11:31 PM
Author: Titillating roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#16688046)





Date: January 7th, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: Appetizing stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1106098&forum_id=2#16996326)





Date: January 21st, 2011 6:38 PM
Author: Snowy Really Tough Guy Spot



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