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Here's... wonderful dingle berry institution   10/20/09 Oh, wtf, are you actually arguing with a serial killer? insanely creepy concupiscible property   10/20/09 ::rolls for persuasion, skill +4 and difficulty 17:: 5 6 ... wonderful dingle berry institution   10/20/09 I think I speak for literally every poster and lurker on thi... Ruddy national security agency   10/20/09 ... cerebral bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness   10/20/09 can a mod just edit out any post he makes in this thread? I... saffron talented hairy legs   10/20/09 Make your choice pensive. The rules of the game are simple y... Hateful naked crackhouse   10/20/09 I kinda want to do both. Can I take the worse of the two sco... wonderful dingle berry institution   10/20/09 What the fuck is wrong with you man? Seriously. Ruddy national security agency   10/20/09 I'm ballsy. I can handle it. wonderful dingle berry institution   10/20/09 In case your 180 IQ brain couldn't figure it out, you have t... 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Chrome bateful jap   10/20/09 180 I tried to give him a 4 but it said I couldn't vote t... galvanic reading party love of her life   10/20/09 lol cerebral bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness   10/20/09 tytytyty multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater   10/20/09 he's actually not a bad-looking guy. Pink prole codepig   10/20/09 180 saffron talented hairy legs   10/20/09 lol cerebral bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness   10/20/09 I'd honestly agree, compared to your average dude you see ou... hairless house legal warrant   10/21/09 It's not letting me rate! I tried to give a rating, but it s... Blathering Gas Station Ratface   10/20/09 yea it's not letting me rate either. multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater   10/20/09 the poll isn't open until pensive makes a choice Pink prole codepig   10/20/09 ahh ok multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater   10/20/09 When I look at view results, though, it has 1 "4" ... 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Lord Psych... hideous mood heaven   10/21/09 i get excited every time the thread gets bumped. :( excitant hot partner alpha   10/20/09 2 Q's: 1)In this universe, do we xoxo posters know that ... Dead queen of the night locus   10/20/09 You sound drunk Please shut the fuck up Ruddy national security agency   10/20/09 um I'm not drunk Dead queen of the night locus   10/20/09 Then you're just as stupid as we all thought. Still, shut t... Exhilarant voyeur boistinker   10/20/09 "we"=some retard who is obsessed with Antmatic and... Dead queen of the night locus   10/20/09 You're not exactly the AA poster child either, drunk loser. garnet hell   10/20/09 are you really unable to come up with any better insults tha... Dead queen of the night locus   10/20/09 calling someone "drunk" is hardly an "insult&... garnet hell   10/20/09 english, please? Dead queen of the night locus   10/20/09 calling someone "drunk" is hardly an "insult&... garnet hell   10/20/09 lol nice edit... sure *you're* sober? anyway other dood i... Dead queen of the night locus   10/20/09 Jesus. Why hasn't anyone killed you yet. garnet hell   10/20/09 also, learn the different between a "post" and an ... garnet hell   10/20/09 tbf, we are legion. You and he are a disgrace to racial pre... Exhilarant voyeur boistinker   10/20/09 this should be automatically appended to every Blue Smoke po... garnet hell   10/20/09 go away, guy pretending to be woman Dead queen of the night locus   10/20/09 I'm sure this seemed hilarious in your head, but unfortunate... garnet hell   10/20/09 it wasnt meant to be hilarious it was meant to encourage ... Dead queen of the night locus   10/20/09 When have I ever pretended to be a woman? garnet hell   10/20/09 Can you two PLEASE stop ruining and unnecessarily bumping th... 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Thriller cuckoldry legend   10/20/09 Yeah, but I considered average attractiveness. Which would b... 180 area   10/20/09 right, though that 190 lbs would probably amount to 20% body... Thriller cuckoldry legend   10/20/09 He's tall. multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater   10/20/09 he's 5' 10" White Round Eye State   10/20/09 hes ~6'1 id estimate Dead queen of the night locus   10/20/09 6' and 185 pounds. In good shape. Have always dated beau... wonderful dingle berry institution   10/20/09 "Have always dated beautiful women, so I'm doing someth... White Round Eye State   10/20/09 no Appetizing Theatre Toaster   10/21/09 Dude, you've dated like 1 chick. Come on now. hideous mood heaven   10/21/09 is this true? Blue Smoke says he's tall and she doesn't thro... multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater   10/20/09 lol i definitely dont as you know im tall and he looked t... 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Magical chapel   10/22/09 Wtf, pensive. How did you beat Jigsaw? You didn't do all of ... insanely creepy concupiscible property   10/21/09 i can't look at the graph. what was the last avg rating you ... cheese-eating beta school nowag   10/21/09 29% at "5". 10% or so at "10" and 6% or ... Bistre Main People Church   10/21/09 Over half the ratings were between 4 and 6. Fairly equal spl... insanely creepy concupiscible property   10/21/09 so let's say he was rated a 5 avg. how much would the serum ... cheese-eating beta school nowag   10/21/09 Well, it depends which vials were disarmed. If he has all 4 ... insanely creepy concupiscible property   10/21/09 tbf, the problems -- and solutions -- are google-able Vivacious drunken trailer park candlestick maker   10/21/09 there should be a penalty for cheating. 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I'm laughing at the posters who a... passionate rebellious abode   10/21/09 hai pensive! saffron talented hairy legs   10/21/09 SHUT UP Big-titted olive parlour potus   10/21/09 184 comeback. I press the get-out-safely button. wonderful dingle berry institution   10/21/09 "The second button's function will be revealed later. U... Electric mental disorder   10/21/09 *nothing happens* You must bear witness to the coming eve... Hateful naked crackhouse   10/21/09 The Jigsaw schtick hasn't thought that far ahead yet, you in... passionate rebellious abode   10/21/09 STFU pensive flushed aggressive church building haunted graveyard   10/21/09 Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt you from sucking the Jigsaw ... passionate rebellious abode   10/21/09 One-fucking-eighty. I'm going to bump my other thread again... Brindle sneaky criminal   10/21/09 Unlike you, I liked the first two threads. People just got o... passionate rebellious abode   10/21/09 heheeh, the "Help Me" did it for me. 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I'm enjoying my mediocre IQ, though. wonderful dingle berry institution   10/22/09 ... Self-absorbed Cuck Tanning Salon   10/24/09 *J. stands on a deserted sidewalk, twiddling his thumbs and ... Onyx Contagious Point   10/21/09 This thread deserves to break 500. wonderful dingle berry institution   10/25/09 Jesus, don't you people have jobs? Where do you find time f... Lemon beady-eyed halford   10/25/09 ... infuriating mad-dog skullcap   10/31/10 bump for tobin's reappearance. mint well-lubricated base internal respiration   01/13/11 odd how it died, just died Fragrant half-breed   05/23/11 ... trip party of the first part circlehead   09/24/11 Poast new message in this thread Date: October 20th, 2009 2:26 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse *As your drug-induced coma fades, you quickly realize the scope of your predicament. You are sitting in front of a computer in a small, sterile room. Attached to your left arm is an elaborate metal cast with eight vials of liquid arrayed in a straight line. Each vial is illuminated by a green LED and although the cast obscures the points where the vials come into contact with your skin, you do notice that these areas are very sore. Although you are unsure, several wires running from the cast to the computer give you the distinct impression that it would be a bad idea to attempt an escape. The computer has an instance of Firefox running with 23 tabbed XOXO threads, and you attempt to click the new message button to post: "Pensive: trapped by Jigsaw and taking questions for exactly 33 minutes." When nothing happens, you realize that you unwittingly fell into the old desktop-screenshot-as-windows-wallpaper trap. Suddenly, a video begins.* Pensive, I want to play a game with you. For years you have tormented others, throwing chaos around yourself like a ventriloquist. You take great pleasure in antagonism, yet when those you view as inferior gain the upper hand, you are quick to rebrand your statements as "flame." Your life has been spent in search of a heroic woman, yet your actions indicate that you are anything but a heroic man. The device on your left arm is the instrument by which you will be judged. If you humble yourself, its presence will be a small formality. If you do not, the device will teach you the lesson you refused to learn on your own. You insist that your physical appearance is an "objective 8" and that your IQ is "in the 150s." The veracity of these claims will now be tested: your salvation depends upon your ability to be honest with yourself. To begin your game, enter only this information into the computer system: 1. Your true IQ 2. An objective numerical rating of your physical appearance on a 1-10 scale 3. The following statement: "I fully and unconditionally submit to His judgment, and hereby command that no moderator shall intervene on my behalf under ANY circumstances." Telling the truth will spare your life, but this new life may be painful because it will be lived among those who know your truths. Lie, and you will meet a fate worse than death. Complete this task and you will receive your true test tonight. My presence will be required. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037769) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:27 PM Author: Spectacular Sapphire Office popcorn.gif (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037782) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:29 PM Author: learning disabled autistic step-uncle's house Pensive will dither around and try not to engage- he'll dispute the objective 8 thing, and sputter about how it's impossible to know his true IQ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037789) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:33 PM Author: Spectacular Sapphire Office yeah, I think you're right. He won't even be a good sport and play along. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037822) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:35 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch Perhaps that is the trap! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037840) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:36 PM Author: Spectacular Sapphire Office *bookmarks thread* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037852) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:40 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse Unfortunately the first two lines will only accept whole number inputs, and the third line will only accept an alphabetical input exactly matching the characters contained in the moderator waiver. If he deviates from my instructions, he will discover the true purpose of the device on his arm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037871) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:40 PM Author: Spectacular Sapphire Office ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037878) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:42 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch don't give it away! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037890) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:56 PM Author: indigo resort wagecucks hi pensive! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037985) Date: October 20th, 2009 5:51 PM Author: wine philosopher-king titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039383) Date: October 21st, 2009 2:14 AM Author: stimulating know-it-all stead "throwing chaos around yourself like a ventriloquist." Good use of that quotation. I haven't seen it for a while. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13043800) Date: November 1st, 2009 8:08 PM Author: Crimson lascivious knife site fail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13148520) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:31 PM Author: maize razzle-dazzle station water buffalo - INTERMISSION - *Slaps mosquito on arm, buys blue koolaid slushie and nacho and hot dog combo, plays old Cruisin' USA arcade game* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037808) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:32 PM Author: yellow garrison what would keyser soze do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037819) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:42 PM Author: Cream preventive strike library GET THE FUCK IN HERE YOU COWARD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037892) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:44 PM Author: Dark stage headpube Well, I'm certainly excited to see how this turn out... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037912) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:45 PM Author: Ivory old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037915) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:45 PM Author: turquoise corn cake jewess **Throws Spear On A Chain** GETOVERHERE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037916) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:53 PM Author: big nofapping business firm feces 177 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037974) Date: October 20th, 2009 3:27 PM Author: Sickened charcoal yarmulke excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038212) Date: October 20th, 2009 3:28 PM Author: supple kitchen Pensive won't answer. Tis a perfect troll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038215) Date: October 20th, 2009 3:31 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse It is everyone's collective duty to bring him here if you care about him and want him to be "saved." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038244) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:14 PM Author: galvanic reading party love of her life I want him to live life. I want you to help him like you helped me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038725) Date: October 20th, 2009 3:38 PM Author: fighting clear whorehouse giraffe he won't show up. this one looks to be more elaborate than the first two and we all saw how those ended. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038301) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:02 PM Author: Mustard Sanctuary It's only a matter of time before he starts posting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038558) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:01 PM Author: Slimy orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038551) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:03 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch LMAO at the pridefulness that keeps pensive from posting ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038578) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:04 PM Author: flushed aggressive church building haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038590) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:05 PM Author: Exciting submissive nursing home chad at the very least we might have finally rid ourselves of pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038603) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:07 PM Author: Mustard Sanctuary *marvels at the genius of Jigsaw* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038637) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:07 PM Author: Shimmering startled friendly grandma Perhaps that was the game all along. *discordant music* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038639) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:07 PM Author: Exciting submissive nursing home chad the game is afoot! *runs away* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038646) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:09 PM Author: Brindle sneaky criminal Doesn't this whole thing seem like pensive flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038675) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:11 PM Author: Exciting submissive nursing home chad on some level maybe, but pensive usually only posts flame to get the most responses possible. This jigsaw shtick doesn't really look to draw anyone in but the poster in question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038693) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:12 PM Author: Slimy orchestra pit no, actually, it doesn't seem that way at all in any form to any extent. a short list of characteristics that these threads have had that have never been displayed in any post by pensive: wit, playfulness, humor, creativity, insight into human nature, insight into another person's character, and (counting this thread) insight into his own character. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038701) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:44 PM Author: Unholy Ocher Telephone Ape ah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038930) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:45 PM Author: Slimy orchestra pit explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038937) Date: October 20th, 2009 5:10 PM Author: Unholy Ocher Telephone Ape just reacting to your credited post, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039122) Date: October 20th, 2009 5:10 PM Author: Slimy orchestra pit ty friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039124) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:19 PM Author: galvanic reading party love of her life pensive is not creative enough for this 188^188 schtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038758) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:50 PM Author: coral pit boiling water i think it's probably anon3056 (#s?), he's capable of something like this and seems to feel pretty slighted by the lack of recognition he has gotten. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038979) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:12 PM Author: big nofapping business firm feces a 180 awaits pensive if he joins this thread by typing: *tap tap tap* is this thing on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038697) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:12 PM Author: Khaki Adventurous Forum Holy FUCK do the vials of liquid on his cast have something to do with The Pipes of Sir Vixthror's Castle????????? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038705) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:29 PM Author: Shimmering startled friendly grandma They will pump his blood full of vaginal secretions collected from NYC club girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038840) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:31 PM Author: Pea-brained den To be fair, It's eight viles of AIDS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038857) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:16 PM Author: Brindle sneaky criminal I don't get this whole meme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038730) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:17 PM Author: galvanic reading party love of her life weak flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038736) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:18 PM Author: Exciting submissive nursing home chad what don't you get about it? Seems pretty straight forward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038746) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:19 PM Author: Brindle sneaky criminal Why everyone thinks it's so witty or clever. Maybe my standards are too high. Or that today's XO standards are too low. You're an oldie, what do you think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038752) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:21 PM Author: galvanic reading party love of her life The elaborateness of the first two traps bespoke a quality of days gone by (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038774) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:24 PM Author: insanely creepy concupiscible property I also think the pacing is admirable. He's making everyone wait and anticipate what happens next. A lot of lesser schticks will post the same thing 100 times the first day they do it, hoping everyone will catch on quickly. There's also a good balance of accurately pointing out people's flaws without being so overwhelmingly cruel that they aren't happy to play along (well, at least until pensive's round). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038798) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:25 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus yea i think the suspense is a big part of it if he'd done it all in one thread or something it wouldn't be nearly as fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038815) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:24 PM Author: Sepia provocative location mad cow disease very interesting. ty for the insight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041653) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:23 PM Author: Exciting submissive nursing home chad I think it is pretty clever. TBF has a good analysis of it in one of the other threads. It is pretty closely matched to the posters persona so that they always seem to fail even though the rest of us can see the right answer. I wouldn't say it is the best thing ever done here, but I find it amusing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038792) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:25 PM Author: Brindle sneaky criminal Ah, so this is TBF's shtick. That explains why he's also chronicling it all in extensive detail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038808) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:25 PM Author: Exciting submissive nursing home chad could be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038813) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:26 PM Author: insanely creepy concupiscible property I maintain dungeonmasttter's election thread, Renada's Chicago post, and egg's Museum of Robot Art are the best things ever done here. That being said, this is the most entertaining thing we've had happen in a long time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038822) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:28 PM Author: Exciting submissive nursing home chad I can agree with that. I guess I can appreciate dungeonmasttter without fully understanding what he was talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038831) Date: October 20th, 2009 5:00 PM Author: curious costumed electric furnace useless brakes Robot Art? Don't you DARE sully Robocop's name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039044) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:17 PM Author: cerise embarrassed to the bone messiness STFU Pensive! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038740) Date: October 20th, 2009 5:54 PM Author: galvanic reading party love of her life [smiles in anticipation] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039409) Date: October 20th, 2009 5:35 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution Awesome thread concept. Probably more entertaining than Saw IX or whereever the fuck they are now. IQ: I enter 145, allowing for some regression to the mean as I've aged. "Objective" attractiveness: I'll enter 6.5. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039293) Date: October 20th, 2009 5:38 PM Author: Brindle sneaky criminal 1. you failed to enter the third line 2. you failed to enter xyzzy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039311) Date: October 20th, 2009 6:17 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution Right. I'll enter the 3rd line, click the "I agree" button, agree to the EULA, whatever. We're good to go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039558) Date: October 20th, 2009 6:42 PM Author: Fear-inspiring soggy senate persian You are a goddamned freak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039730) Date: October 20th, 2009 5:52 PM Author: navy motley degenerate OHSHI- I'm so fucking excited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039392) Date: October 20th, 2009 6:12 PM Author: cerebral bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness i find i'm so excited i can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039536) Date: October 20th, 2009 6:23 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039589) Date: October 20th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: Vermilion Filthpig Center lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039694) Date: October 20th, 2009 6:43 PM Author: Spectacular Sapphire Office YOUR FUCKED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039745) Date: October 20th, 2009 6:44 PM Author: flushed aggressive church building haunted graveyard lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039752) Date: October 20th, 2009 6:44 PM Author: indigo resort wagecucks best part of this flame is pensive's offhand comment where he pretends he doesn't intimately follow and have an obsessive amount of knowledge concerning the Saw franchise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039757) Date: October 20th, 2009 6:46 PM Author: Khaki Adventurous Forum http://farm1.static.flickr.com/113/280667864_3b64b8a580.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039767) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:42 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse *Suddenly the cast begins beeping and six of the eight vials change color from green to red.* Hello Pensive. Thank you for playing along so far. The good will you demonstrated with your answers has not gone unnoticed, but you still have far to fall. Six of the eight cylinders in the device attached to you have now been armed. You will not find the substances inside pleasant. The first four contain herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, and the HIV virus. The last four each contain a carefully calibrated dose of a neurological poison that will reduce your IQ by 25 points per injection. The results may be more devastating, however, if you do not in fact possess the "80th percentile" physique that the doses were calibrated for. The information you entered was used to create the test you now face. Had you followed the instructions exactly, the trap would have disarmed and you would be free to go. Instead, you must disarm them now. I have selected a series of mathematical problems that should be trivial for a borderline genius with a 58 Putnam score and 145 IQ. You will have 10 minutes. For each problem you solve, a cylinder will be disarmed. If you are not confident in your abilities, you have one other option. Your photograph has been uploaded to a secret location, and a poll has been created for your autoadmit peers to rate you. Each rating point will disarm a cylinder, with the final two cylinders being disarmed upon an objective 7 rating. If you choose this, your fate will be entirely in the hands of those you have tormented. The time has come Pensive. Make your choice. Let the games begin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040644) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:44 PM Author: Exhilarant voyeur boistinker wow, this is great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040657) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:46 PM Author: Mustard Sanctuary ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040679) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:46 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater he's going to choose the mathematical problems. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040682) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:47 PM Author: godawful insane doctorate he has to. LOL at relying on xo posters ratings of him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040696) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:48 PM Author: Mustard Sanctuary do you think Jigsaw will post them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040699) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:49 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater I'm hoping he will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040712) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:00 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse Pensive must first make his choice. The problems will not be supplied until that time to ensure that the 10 minute limit is adhered to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040805) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:48 PM Author: disrespectful native exactly. There's no way he'll let us rate him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040701) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:48 PM Author: cerebral bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness lol awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040702) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:48 PM Author: Vermilion Filthpig Center it's on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040703) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:48 PM Author: flushed aggressive church building haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040705) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:50 PM Author: puce marvelous set roommate 180 180 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040726) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:51 PM Author: indigo resort wagecucks 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040731) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:51 PM Author: avocado temple background story lol *claps furiously* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040733) Date: October 21st, 2009 2:38 AM Author: stimulating know-it-all stead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf7_j6_KRW4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13043945) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:01 PM Author: insanely creepy concupiscible property awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040810) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:03 PM Author: french medicated menage lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040826) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:04 PM Author: puce marvelous set roommate Holy shit is this actually you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040842) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:04 PM Author: Seedy odious incel welcome back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040843) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:07 PM Author: Pink prole codepig posting in a truly EPIC thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040868) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:09 PM Author: cerebral bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness THIS IS THE ANTHEM, THROW ALL YOUR HANDS UP! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040884) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:11 PM Author: mahogany hilarious dilemma WHOA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040907) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:11 PM Author: salmon university gunner Please go back into retirement. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040912) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:12 PM Author: Blathering Gas Station Ratface u mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040917) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:12 PM Author: mahogany hilarious dilemma this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040923) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:01 PM Author: Big-titted olive parlour potus titcr. WTF: some idiot shows up, says nothing, and gets 12 responses of WHOAAAAA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045411) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:21 PM Author: ultramarine parlor goal in life You're jealous that he's far better liked than you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045563) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:40 PM Author: Big-titted olive parlour potus You have a strange grudge against me. Why don't we part amicably. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046137) Date: December 9th, 2010 12:36 AM Author: Fishy internet-worthy milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#16763084) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:13 PM Author: Vermilion Filthpig Center sup, welcome back mang (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040932) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:22 PM Author: heady idiotic antidepressant drug marketing idea lol amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041020) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:14 PM Author: Cream preventive strike library holy shit! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042041) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:22 PM Author: ultramarine parlor goal in life 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045568) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:34 PM Author: hideous mood heaven OMG OMG OMG!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051220) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:03 PM Author: Spectacular Sapphire Office i love where this is going (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040832) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:10 PM Author: fighting clear whorehouse giraffe Holy shit. I was worried the quality would drop off, but this makes FBD seem extremely tame. 180^180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040901) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:11 PM Author: Blathering Gas Station Ratface FBD? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040909) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:12 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater foggy bottom dreaming http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115286&forum_id=2#13032921 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040926) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:13 PM Author: fighting clear whorehouse giraffe Foggy Bottom Dreaming. Jigsaw scored countless 180s with the pwnage, making most people think the next one would be a letdown because there was no way to follow that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040934) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:12 PM Author: Carmine affirmative action rigor If only 6 of the cylinders are armed, why does he have to reach an objective 7? Wouldn't he only have to get to 6? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040921) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:15 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse All 8 cylinders will be initially armed with the second option. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040951) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:17 PM Author: puce marvelous set roommate Mr. Jigsaw, Have you already picked out all of your victims yet? Or are you picking as you go? Also is each test going to get more and more complex like they have been so far? Because these are getting more and more awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040972) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:19 PM Author: indigo resort wagecucks to be fair, pensive is a very complex poster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040991) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:23 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse The tests will reflect the complexity of those who undergo them. The final test will be shocking in its simplicity yet sweeping in its ramifications. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041038) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:25 PM Author: puce marvelous set roommate HOLY SHIT 180 Have you picked all the poasters though? And is there any rhyme or reason to the order that you're doing this in? You are my favorite schtick of all time btw man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041063) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:27 PM Author: sinister meetinghouse tattoo have patience *floats away* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041081) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: cerebral bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness fuck, i'm probably the least complex poster on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041122) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: galvanic reading party love of her life 188! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041517) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:23 PM Author: Arousing Stag Film that's not very fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041032) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:24 PM Author: puce marvelous set roommate stfu that's very fair, he has the option after all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041048) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:26 PM Author: Spectacular Sapphire Office who says he has To Be Fair? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041065) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:29 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater tcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041091) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: Arousing Stag Film the jigsaw in the saw movies has his own internally consistent moral framework with a clear conception of fairness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041121) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: puce marvelous set roommate You don't seem very bright. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041138) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: Arousing Stag Film whether this particular test is fair and whether someone pretending to be jigsaw should be fair are two separate issues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041168) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:51 PM Author: insanely creepy concupiscible property The test is perfectly fair. He can choose whether he relies on himself (both his realistic assessment of his capabilities and his ability to solve math problems) or the mercy of his peers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041273) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:57 PM Author: Arousing Stag Film ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041351) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:59 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution Can I see the photograph first? If not, the math problems. BUT, I want to do them in the morning. I just took something I use for sleep, and it's going to make me sluggish. 8:00 am on the dot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041385) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:01 PM Author: cerebral bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness lol faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041402) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:02 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater LOL this is why you're one of my favs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041407) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:03 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution Thanks. The Caribbean WOC I told you about is beautiful, smart, and really into me. :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041417) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:04 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater good job. put you're definitely punking out now. Finish the game! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041428) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:07 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution I will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041464) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:02 PM Author: Ruddy national security agency SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WANT TO STICK MY DICK DOWN YOUR THROAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041415) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:03 PM Author: garnet hell Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041425) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:04 PM Author: Pink prole codepig *is pensive* *pulls an all-nighter to impress anonymous internet acquaintances* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041439) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:08 PM Author: Chrome bateful jap sluggish = on drugs. same thing. makes it more authentic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041480) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:10 PM Author: Ruddy national security agency So credited. You would have just woken up from a 12 hour drug induced coma if this was real you dumb faggot. This actually makes the scenario even more realistic and even better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041492) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:10 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution I don't know when he'll post the math problems. What I'm taking will kick in around 11. Also, I'm waiting on a call from a heroic, beautiful WOC and will have to pause on the math probs. if she calls. I guess she's literally "to die for". :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041500) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: saffron talented hairy legs LOL at you already hedging the time limit. You are truly the most pathetic motherfucker on this site. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041512) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:13 PM Author: galvanic reading party love of her life titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041527) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse I can begin the test now if you like. If you do not decide within 5 minutes, your peers will decide your fate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041519) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:10 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater great point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041502) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:11 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse Of course. But be warned that others will rate the photograph once it is shown, and your right to mercy from the moderators is forfeit. Be careful what you ask for. http://www.hotornot.com/m/r/?emid=ERN8SLO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041509) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: heady idiotic antidepressant drug marketing idea lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041518) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: Blathering Gas Station Ratface Holy shit, 180 (not my rating of pensive). Does this mean he "chose" the picture rating? Should we rate now?!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041521) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: Ruddy national security agency 1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041533) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution Ok. That's a good picture of me, so we'll go with it. Here's the deal: both, with my result being the average of the two, rounded up. Post the math problems before 10:25 and I will attempt them in earnest. However, if a heroic WOC calls, I get an extension. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041536) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: insanely creepy concupiscible property Oh, wtf, are you actually arguing with a serial killer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041545) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:16 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution ::rolls for persuasion, skill +4 and difficulty 17:: 5 6 5 = 16 + 4 = 20. Looks like I made it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041571) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:15 PM Author: Ruddy national security agency I think I speak for literally every poster and lurker on this board when I say: Shut the fuck up pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041549) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:15 PM Author: cerebral bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041561) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:16 PM Author: saffron talented hairy legs can a mod just edit out any post he makes in this thread? It's at 179.9 right now and with each post that goes down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041572) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:16 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse Make your choice pensive. The rules of the game are simple yet not to be trifled with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041570) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:17 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution I kinda want to do both. Can I take the worse of the two scores, then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041588) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: Ruddy national security agency What the fuck is wrong with you man? Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041601) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution I'm ballsy. I can handle it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041610) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:22 PM Author: Ruddy national security agency In case your 180 IQ brain couldn't figure it out, you have to choose one and only one to stake your fate to, asshole. PICK ONE AND GET ON WITH IT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041639) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:21 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse Make your choice. I will supply the math problems for recreational use even if you choose to be rated, but be aware that if the rating goes poorly, your IQ may be reduced to the point that they are incomprehensible to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041630) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:22 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution Alright. Let's go with the rating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041638) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:22 PM Author: Ruddy national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041641) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:23 PM Author: Blathering Gas Station Ratface So is the poll open for rating now, Tobin? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041645) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:24 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse Yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041650) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:26 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution Doesn't seem so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041670) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:27 PM Author: Pink prole codepig 120, I would really have liked to have seen you go down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041678) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:27 PM Author: Ruddy national security agency cr this was a bitch move, I really hope Tobin fucks this guy up now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041679) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:57 AM Author: slate disturbing casino becky that's a "good" picture of you? why are your expectations so high man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044939) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: Chrome bateful jap i rated. i <3 judging people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041537) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: galvanic reading party love of her life 180 I tried to give him a 4 but it said I couldn't vote twice (didn't even vote once) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041543) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:15 PM Author: cerebral bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041548) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:15 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater tytytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041560) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:16 PM Author: Pink prole codepig he's actually not a bad-looking guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041562) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:17 PM Author: saffron talented hairy legs 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041584) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: cerebral bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041603) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:38 AM Author: hairless house legal warrant I'd honestly agree, compared to your average dude you see out and about, especially with the height factor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044825) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:17 PM Author: Blathering Gas Station Ratface It's not letting me rate! I tried to give a rating, but it said you cannot rate repeatedly, even though I haven't voted yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041583) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:18 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater yea it's not letting me rate either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041592) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:18 PM Author: Pink prole codepig the poll isn't open until pensive makes a choice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041595) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater ahh ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041605) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: Blathering Gas Station Ratface When I look at view results, though, it has 1 "4" rating already. Is Tobin Bell cheating? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041607) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:20 PM Author: Pink prole codepig yeah, I think he voted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041621) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: 180 area okay. I thought one of my roommates on the same connection voted. I was like, wtf, I live with xoxo posters? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041613) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:22 PM Author: galvanic reading party love of her life got real scared there for a moment, huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041642) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:29 PM Author: 180 area yep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041687) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: vibrant azn gaping how do we know this isnt part of the plan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041598) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:36 PM Author: 180 area lol: "6' and 190 pounds. In ~80th-percentile shape. Muscular enough to pass for an "alpha", even though I'm actually pretty beta. Face is 70-80th percentile, but higher if you like scruffy/bearded guys; much lower if you auto-ding guys with glasses. Have extremely high expectations of other people, and tend to be extremely judgmental. Still not completely over ex-girlfriend, who I'm incredibly fond of even though I've accepted that it didn't work out." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041737) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:55 AM Author: slate disturbing casino becky holy shit. this has to be among the most epic threads EVAR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044926) Date: October 20th, 2009 7:01 PM Author: indigo resort wagecucks bookmarked this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039858) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:30 PM Author: Ivory old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040530) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:31 PM Author: cerebral bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness fuck you got me excited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040537) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:32 PM Author: puce marvelous set roommate cr wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040546) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:34 PM Author: comical sound barrier principal's office DOOD you're supposed to link this thread HERE so I can find them all in one easy place: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114205&mc=17&forum_id=2#13025039 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040557) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:50 PM Author: puce marvelous set roommate http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115436&mc=48&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040722) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:12 PM Author: Chrome bateful jap so glad i ditched white wine for vodka. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040919) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:13 PM Author: Splenetic deep quadroon goyim *is on the edge of his seat* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040937) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:21 PM Author: heady idiotic antidepressant drug marketing idea lol oh my god this thread is 180 on top of 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041013) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:23 PM Author: puce marvelous set roommate I know man the first appearance of nyuug in months put this over the top, depending on how this turns out this could be the greatest thread of 2009. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041033) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:26 PM Author: heady idiotic antidepressant drug marketing idea oh fo sho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041068) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Rose skinny woman IDK what the fuck is going on here, but it seems really cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041104) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: Vermilion Filthpig Center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041124) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: stirring blue address trust fund +1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041520) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: Pea-brained den Fuck you, Pensive - come back and be judged. I have to clean my apartment and do laundry, and this waiting bullshit could keep me up and unproductive all night. Stop reviewing college notes in a fury, come back and be judged you wuss! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041126) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: Spectacular Sapphire Office yeah he's getting all his old texTTTbooks out, fo sho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041175) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:54 PM Author: Aphrodisiac theater stage weed whacker You can't hide from fate, pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041303) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:55 PM Author: Pink prole codepig ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041327) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:56 PM Author: Bossy vigorous brunch fanboi flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041337) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:56 PM Author: Grizzly cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041341) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:57 PM Author: Ruddy national security agency Holy shit the stars are out tonight! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041359) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:59 PM Author: Vermilion Filthpig Center srsly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041374) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:59 PM Author: heady idiotic antidepressant drug marketing idea lol ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041379) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:59 PM Author: excitant hot partner alpha ...whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041383) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:09 PM Author: bronze laughsome lay 174 = Jigsaw... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041489) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: disrespectful native I could see it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041541) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:52 PM Author: bespoke range mother same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042565) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:39 PM Author: hideous mood heaven The chances of this being correct are excellent. Lord Psycholomort or whatever he goes by now is another candidate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051289) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:54 PM Author: excitant hot partner alpha i get excited every time the thread gets bumped. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041309) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:57 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus 2 Q's: 1)In this universe, do we xoxo posters know that it's pensive we're judging? Or is a picture of a "random" guy who no one knows just posted for us to judge? If the former it seems like everyone would just rate him 0 out of spite. 2)Are we aware that our rating will decide whether he lives or dies? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041352) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:59 PM Author: Ruddy national security agency You sound drunk Please shut the fuck up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041386) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:00 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus um I'm not drunk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041391) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:54 PM Author: Exhilarant voyeur boistinker Then you're just as stupid as we all thought. Still, shut the fuck up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041872) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:55 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus "we"=some retard who is obsessed with Antmatic and spends all day posting about him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041880) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:08 PM Author: garnet hell You're not exactly the AA poster child either, drunk loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041980) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:10 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus are you really unable to come up with any better insults than "you're drunk?" even if i were drunk that wouldnt exactly be insulting to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041997) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:12 PM Author: garnet hell calling someone "drunk" is hardly an "insult" moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042019) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:13 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus english, please? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042023) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:14 PM Author: garnet hell calling someone "drunk" is hardly an "insult" moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042035) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:15 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus lol nice edit... sure *you're* sober? anyway other dood is right... this is too great a thread to be ruined with this petty bs. continue to think im drunk or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042049) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:16 PM Author: garnet hell Jesus. Why hasn't anyone killed you yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042055) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:17 PM Author: garnet hell also, learn the different between a "post" and an "edit" you stupid sAAck of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042062) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:26 PM Author: Exhilarant voyeur boistinker tbf, we are legion. You and he are a disgrace to racial preference and highlight why it's a failed policy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042167) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:05 PM Author: garnet hell this should be automatically appended to every Blue Smoke post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041448) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:27 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus go away, guy pretending to be woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041677) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:07 PM Author: garnet hell I'm sure this seemed hilarious in your head, but unfortunately the rest of us do not share your 0.30 BAC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041969) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:08 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus it wasnt meant to be hilarious it was meant to encourage you to stop pretending to be a woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041982) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:09 PM Author: garnet hell When have I ever pretended to be a woman? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041991) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:12 PM Author: Vivacious drunken trailer park candlestick maker Can you two PLEASE stop ruining and unnecessarily bumping this thread and take your stupid shit somewhere else. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042017) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:13 PM Author: garnet hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042022) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:07 PM Author: Blathering Gas Station Ratface A lot of us know what pensive looks like, so we could tell if it wasn't him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041458) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:26 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus right i understand that i was just wondering whether, in the context of this scenario, we all know it's him that we're rating. i don't think pensive is ugly, but a lot of people hate him and would give him low scores to be spiteful. otoh, if we were shown a picture of pensive (and somehow didn't know who it was that we were rating... im not sure how) i think the scores would be a lot more fair. if it's the former scenario, i can't imagine why he'd ever choose the picture rating. most people are going to rate him really low regardless of their actual assessment of his looks, just cause hes pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041671) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:28 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution I took the rating in the end because the math problems could be really, really hard or unsolvable (e.g. how many regular tetrahedrons can be packed around a single point). Also, I'm waiting on a call from a gorgeous, heroic WOC. If she calls, I stop doing math problems. :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041682) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:30 PM Author: cerebral bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness i asked my gf to ensure objectivity. she said the same thing i did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041692) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater you're gf seems cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041704) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:01 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution I responded. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041385 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041396) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:01 PM Author: excitant hot partner alpha tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041403) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:06 PM Author: Vermilion Filthpig Center wtf kind of response is that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041454) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:25 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse ATTENTION: A NEW POLL WILL BE POSTED SHORTLY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041657) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:27 PM Author: Blathering Gas Station Ratface Ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041680) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:28 PM Author: cerebral bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness i predict mostly ratings in the 3-4 range and one 10 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041684) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:30 PM Author: Pink prole codepig 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041695) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution I predict a 5.2 average, leading to the release of 3 cylinders and a loss of 75 IQ points. My remaining ability to converse at at least a 140-IQ level will indicate an original IQ of 215, hence exceptionally good genes. Women the world over will want to marry me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041698) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:32 PM Author: cerebral bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041549 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041712) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: sinister meetinghouse tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041700) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/b0J97Vf/Assign-a-rating-to-Pensives-physical-attractiveness-on-an-objective-1-10-scale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041696) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: Pink prole codepig tytytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041706) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:35 PM Author: flushed aggressive church building haunted graveyard ITT: pensive uses proxies to give himself a bunch of 10's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041724) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: Bistre Main People Church nah, all he has to do is clear the cookies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041744) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:35 PM Author: Citrine offensive coffee pot you know he has to be furiously spamming that poll with proxies right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041725) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:35 PM Author: Blathering Gas Station Ratface "Since you are not a member, you have cast an anonymous vote. If you'd like us to record your votes, please become a member." ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041731) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: vibrant azn gaping record all votes on your account the vote you case is real and in that chart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041745) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: excitant hot partner alpha SWeet, voted. my methodology was to average out my opinion & those of the three other people in the room with me (two guys and a lesbian... maybe not the best sample, but whatevz). ended up assigning a lower value than i would have given him alone. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041746) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: Ruddy national security agency When does this poll close? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041748) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: Bistre Main People Church poll sucks. you can vote multiple times by clearing cookies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041750) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:42 PM Author: 180 area Maybe you should eliminate the 10s and 1s from the final tally because those numbers are obviously dishonest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041787) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:43 PM Author: insanely creepy concupiscible property Given the current distribution, it doesn't look like that would affect the outcome any. People seem to have exaggerated in equal numbers in each direction. Surprisingly, most numbers seem to be in the average zone, which suggests people weren't attempting to sway the poll too much out of bias. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041793) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:47 PM Author: 180 area Yeah, that's probably true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041821) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:36 PM Author: Ivory old irish cottage lol pensive is clickin mad 10's in a public library somewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041739) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:38 PM Author: Pink prole codepig lol @ the mental image of pensive furiously going from computer to computer in some vast, empty public computer lab somewhere (while a vietnamese lady cleans the floor) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041759) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:39 PM Author: excitant hot partner alpha ahahhaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041761) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:38 PM Author: Ivory old irish cottage pensive is an objective 6 IMO. nothing higher, nothing lower. slightly above average because his face is symmetrical for the most part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041756) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:39 PM Author: Pink prole codepig titcr. I voted 6. I think that's the most honest answer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041762) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:40 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater yup. I agree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041766) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:41 PM Author: 180 area I did 5, he's an average looking dude. Nondescript. I don't see anything that bumps him up to a six. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041774) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:43 PM Author: cerebral bawdyhouse twinkling uncleanness credited. but anything between 4 and 6 seems reasonable to me. anything outside that range i don't understand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041791) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:44 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus i think hes better than average. has all his hair, isn't fat, even symmetrical features. also i guess we can't really rate this, but he's tall irl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041797) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:46 PM Author: 180 area Yeah, but I see that as average. Bring overweight brings it down, being asymmetrical brings it down, having more striking features brings it up, not being pale brings it up. I can see any score between 4-6 being honest though, maybe even a 3 or 7 if you really detest or revere that look, respectively. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041816) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:48 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus i think of 5 as median compared to all other guys most guys in their late 20s have some of the problems youre listing (fat, plain, not tall, many losing some hair)... he doesnt have any of those issues so i think hes def. above average (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041833) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:52 PM Author: Gay hall i'm surprised at some of the comments being made here. under these criteria, i'd be about an 8 or 8.5, and that'd certainly be news to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041859) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:53 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus what do you think your rating is? i know people like to rag on pensive, but i really dont get why people think he isnt attractive. i dont think hes an "objective 8" or whatever but i dont think any girl would disqualify him based on looks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041870) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:57 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater this isn't true. He's definitely not the "type" for many of my friends. But objectively, he's not ugly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041900) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:58 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus of fair enough i guess he isnt some peoples type (not my type either) but i cant imagine a chick dinging him solely based on his looks, if they liked everything else about him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041910) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:05 PM Author: histrionic sandwich corner I showed the pic to my girl, she wasn't feeling him. I agree with Osi, your criteria/standards seem a little generous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041955) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:12 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater I rated him based on the idea of 'what if he were my type'. If he were, then he's a 6. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042015) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:25 PM Author: Exhilarant voyeur boistinker Well, your girl is into black dudes. what do you expect? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042159) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:33 PM Author: histrionic sandwich corner ha, I don't think she has a proclivity for black dudes...pretty sure I'm the first black guy she's dated, and I'm mixed. And not particularly dark. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042290) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:05 AM Author: Exhilarant voyeur boistinker It didn't stop you from claiming it in the admissions process, though! one-drop rule, hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042708) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:51 AM Author: ultramarine parlor goal in life This thread needs moar AA arguing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044262) Date: September 24th, 2011 12:56 PM Author: Misanthropic plaza liquid oxygen you beefin? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#19032787) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:57 PM Author: Gay hall i would've rated myself a 6, objectively speaking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041904) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:50 PM Author: Thriller cuckoldry legend this seems really odd to me. the average american is overweight (BMI of 27), 5'9" and has asymmetric features. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041848) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:52 PM Author: 180 area Yeah, but I considered average attractiveness. Which would be, as noted elsewhere, 5'9", 190lbs, mostly symmetrical = 5, imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041865) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:56 PM Author: Thriller cuckoldry legend right, though that 190 lbs would probably amount to 20% body fat (discernible beer belly). On that scale, I think merely being somewhat fit (<12% body fat), taller than average, and having symmetric features pushes you up to at least 6.5 (around the 70th percentile). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041894) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:44 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater He's tall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041801) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:48 PM Author: White Round Eye State he's 5' 10" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041831) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus hes ~6'1 id estimate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041837) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution 6' and 185 pounds. In good shape. Have always dated beautiful women, so I'm doing something right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041838) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:05 PM Author: White Round Eye State "Have always dated beautiful women, so I'm doing something right." ROFL What's your bodyfat at 185? 20% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041956) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:29 AM Author: Appetizing Theatre Toaster no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044345) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:40 PM Author: hideous mood heaven Dude, you've dated like 1 chick. Come on now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051303) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater is this true? Blue Smoke says he's tall and she doesn't throw that word around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041845) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:50 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus lol i definitely dont as you know im tall and he looked tall to me most guys who say they're 6' are like 5'10. hes definitely a legit 6', if not taller. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041854) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:04 PM Author: White Round Eye State 5' 10" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041952) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:46 PM Author: Pink prole codepig you really think pensive is "average?" remember what average means. 5'9, 190 pounds, plain face, etc. Pensive is slightly above that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041814) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:47 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041818) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: 180 area true, but also he wears dorky glasses and is a bit pale. that brings him down a notch. If he got outside once in a while and tried to be a little more stylish, he could hit a 6. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041835) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:30 AM Author: Appetizing Theatre Toaster 5'4" 160 is an average woman, but almost everyone here would say that's a 4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044346) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:40 AM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution In high school, it was 5'4/140, which is usually fat but not always, especially if a woman's athletic. For example, black women often "weigh a lot" even when they have amazing bodies. There are some stunning, in-shape, slender-looking black girls who are 5'6ish and weigh over 150 pounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044352) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:46 AM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch Blacks have bones made of rocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044359) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:53 AM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution I think it has to do with (1) more musculature, and (2) more fat in the right places, in women. I dated a 5'3 / 135# black woman and her body was perfect by my standard (although I like women ~5 pounds chubbier than most men, and am definitely not into the anorexic waifs XO seems to worship). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044367) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:33 PM Author: milky disgusting lodge athletic conference I'm 5'7" 150 dad is black, mom is white (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046989) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:46 PM Author: Thriller cuckoldry legend I think pensive is a biatch, but 6.5 seems correct to me, assuming a normal (rather than uniform) distribution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041810) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:46 PM Author: insanely creepy concupiscible property stfu pensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041815) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:48 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater he sure does love the number 6.5 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032314 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039293 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041830) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: insanely creepy concupiscible property Oooh, good catch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041844) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:50 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution Funny, but I have no connection to this ravioli guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041849) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:16 PM Author: Honey-headed Digit Ratio You guys are biased. He's an 8-9. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042053) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:14 AM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution No way. I gave myself a 10, wanting to live, but on a (5,2) normal distribution, I'm no better than 7. I'm an 8-9 in certain niches, but with respect to the general population, 6-6.5 is about right. Of course, I probably averaged 4.5-5 on the XO poll because some people hate me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044332) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:40 AM Author: razzle nighttime bbw shrine STFU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044832) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:42 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse The results will be tabulated in 5 minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041780) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:50 PM Author: galvanic reading party love of her life poll closed then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041850) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:55 PM Author: Blathering Gas Station Ratface Hurry up man, I have to get back to my studies... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041889) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:57 PM Author: Splenetic deep quadroon goyim wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041906) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:17 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse Pensive, this was your other test. As you have no doubt realized, it would have been a trivial matter for someone of your abilities. Reflect on these problems, and await your final judgment. 1. Player A has one more coin than player B. Both players throw all of their coins simultaneously and observe the number that come up heads. Assuming all the coins are fair, what is the probability that A obtains more heads than B? 2. At a movie theater, the manager announces that a free ticket will be given to the first person in line whose birthday is the same as someone in line who has already bought a ticket. You have the option of getting in line at any time. Assuming that you don't know anyone else's birthday, and that birthdays are uniformly distributed throughout a 365 day year, what position in line gives you the best chance of being the first duplicate birthday? 3. Find all solutions to c^2 + 1 = (a^2 &#8722; 1)(b^2 &#8722; 1), in integers a, b, and c. 4. If the numbers 2n and 5n (where n is a positive integer) start with the same digit, what is this digit? The numbers are written in decimal notation, with no leading zeroes. 5. If x and y are positive real numbers, show that x^y + y^x > 1. 6. Players A and B each have a well shuffled standard pack of cards, with no jokers. The players deal their cards one at a time, from the top of the deck, checking for an exact match. Player A wins if, once the packs are fully dealt, no matches are found. Player B wins if at least one match occurs. What is the probability that player A wins? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042065) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:19 PM Author: 180 area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042082) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:21 PM Author: multi-colored wild public bath volcanic crater jesus christ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042093) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:21 PM Author: sexy cruise ship fortuitous meteor lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042103) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:26 PM Author: Vivacious drunken trailer park candlestick maker EDIT: I'm enjoying these threads. why spoil the fun. ty dood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042175) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:35 AM Author: Walnut Piazza bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13043032) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:20 AM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution Good problems, and I'll work on them, but there is no fucking way I would have solved those in 10 minutes. I haven't spent enough time on them to assess their difficulty, but they look like easier Putnam problems (A1-2, B1-2); even those take 15-30 minutes a piece for someone like me to solve and write up. I actually shot myself in the foot once, on the 2002 Putnam, by working on the hard problems in the first 2.7 hours, then writing up the easiest one in the last 15 minutes. I actually fucked it up miserably because I was so hasty. Since Putnam grading is essentially 0/1 (0-10 technically, but scores between 3 and 7 are almost never given, the philosophy being that you either solved it or didn't) I lost at least 6 points that way, and possibly 10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044337) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:28 AM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044343) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:54 AM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution To be fair, even if I was smart enough to solve the problems in 10 minutes, there's no way I would have been able to write up 6 proofs in that time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044368) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:42 AM Author: razzle nighttime bbw shrine STFU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044841) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:38 AM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution Edit: on second thought, I'm pretty damn sure I an prove that #4 has no solutions. If this is the case, I better go free. It's only fair. All logs are base 10. Let m = 2n, p = 5n. Then p/m = 2.5, and log(p/m) is 0.3979... The leading digit of a number r > 1 is a function of (log r) mod 1, i.e. the fractional part of log r, as follows. (All numbers are approximate to 3 decimals, since these are irrationals.) 0.00000 - 0.30102 ==> leading digit is 1 (in exact terms, log 1 - log 2 => leading digit's 1) 0.30102 - 0.47712 ==> leading digit is 2 0.47712 - 0.60206 ==> leading digit is 3 0.60206 - 0.69897 ==> leading digit is 4 0.69897 - 0.77815 ==> leading digit is 5 0.77815 - 0.84510 ==> leading digit is 6 0.84510 - 0.90309 ==> leading digit is 7 0.90309 - 0.95424 ==> leading digit is 8 0.95424 - 0.99999 ==> leading digit is 9 Call this lookup function L. Since we only care about mod-1 behavior (fractional part) we can assume that L is periodic with period 1, e.g. L( 1.5 ) = L( 0.5 ) = 3. Ok. For r and 2.5*r, for any real r > 1, to have the same leading digit, it's required that L( (log r) mod 1 ) = L( (log 2.5*r) mod 1 ). Let s = log r, and note that log 2.5*r = log r + log 2.5 = log r + 0.3979. So this requires: L( s ) = L( s + 0.3979 ). L is a lookup function on "buckets", so this occurs only if s and s + 0.3979 fall into the same bucket. This, I believe, is impossible. The buckets repeat, "1" to "9", every 1.0... but the largest-width bucket is the "1" bucket of width 0.3010. Therefore, I judge what you're asking for to be impossible. Since there's no r > 1 such that r and 2.5*r have the same leading digit, there's no n for which 2*n and 5*n have the same leading digit. Amirite? Therefore, I believe I've proven problem #4 to be impossible, so your test is unfair and I must go free. If I'm wrong and my proof is somehow flawed, you should be able to show me a counterexample: produce this n. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044350) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:45 AM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch This isn't your test you dumbass, it's just a few math problems. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044355) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:51 AM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution It's the test I would have been given if I hadn't chosen the rating. I chose the rating expecting the math problems to be extremely difficult or possibly unsolved. The fact that one of his problems was insoluble (I think; correct me if I'm wrong) proves that it was an unfair test from the outset and I ought to go free. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044365) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:58 AM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch These are the problems that would have been part of the test, not the test itself. The point of the test might include an unsolvable problem. Do you really not get how this works? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044374) Date: October 21st, 2009 8:03 AM Author: Titillating Field Stain lol, dipshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044379) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:47 AM Author: razzle nighttime bbw shrine STFU. You don't go free because you chose a test that had no errors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044877) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:50 AM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution #1 is obviously 0.5. As the number of coins goes to infinity, the probability clearly has to be 0.5, due to the law of large numbers. So if there is an answer to your question independent of the number of coins, it's 0.5. Also, it's 0.5 when n (player B's number of coins) = 0, because we have a "hit" (A > B) when A flips a head and a "miss" when he flips a tail. To show that it's 0.5 for all n, transform the problem. A is flipping n+1 coins marked {0, 1} and B is flipping n coins marked {0, -1}, and we're summing them and counting it as a "hit" if the sum is 1 or greater. This is the same thing as flipping 2n+1 {0, 1} coins and counting it as a hit if the sum is n+1 or greater. The distribution of the number of heads on m flips of a fair coin is known to be symmetric about m/2; they're the Pascal's triangle numbers. I.e., for m = 5, your distribution is {0 : 1/32, 1 : 5/32, 2 : 10/32, 3 : 10/32, 4 : 5/32, 5: 1/32}. Because of this symmetry, when m is odd, i.e. m = 2n+1, we know that exactly half of the distribution is on the numbers m+1 and up. So the probability that A flips more heads is exactly 0.5 regardless of the number of coins. Cool result. Ok. I'll work on the other 4 later, but I have to get to work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044361) Date: October 21st, 2009 8:03 AM Author: Titillating Field Stain Jesus, do you ever stfu? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044380) Date: October 21st, 2009 2:49 PM Author: Massive maniacal home shitlib This can't be right. There's no indication the number of coins is large enough to warrant the law of large numbers. Does it really make intuitive sense that if one player has 100 coins, and the other has 10, that there will only be a .5 chance that the person with 100 coins will have more heads? This needs to be solved in terms of A&B (the number of coins for each person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046554) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:11 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution Problem stipulated 1 more coin for player A. Yes, the 0.5 is an invariant. If A has 11 coins and B has 10, for example, then A has a 50% chance of beating (not including ties) B. Think of it as A flipping coins with {0, 1} written on them, and B flipping coins with {0, -1} on them, and A winning if and only if the sum total is 1 or greater. That's the same thing as flipping 21 {0, 1} coins with A winning if the sum total is 11 or greater, and there's exactly a 50% chance of that due to the symmetry of the distribution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046767) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:16 PM Author: Massive maniacal home shitlib Ah, I missed the "one more" and just read it as "more" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046825) Date: October 21st, 2009 8:04 AM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution #6 is a classic derangement problem. Let D(n) be the probability of shuffling n cards, numbered [1..n] into a derangement, e.g. a permutation where no i exists such that the ith card has value i. The first few values are trivial to compute: D(0) = 1, (with 0 cards, the "permutation" is trivially a derangement) D(1) = 0, (trivial) D(2) = 1/2, (derangement if they swap) D(3) = 1/3, (out of 6 permutations, only 2-- {1 -> 2, 2 -> 3, 3 -> 1} and {1 -> 3, 3 -> 2, 2 -> 1} are derangements). There's a recursive formula for deriving D(n) in terms of D(k)'s for k < n. I don't remember it off the top of my head, but I've derived it before and could do so again if you wish. Anyway, the answer is D(52). As n goes to infinity, D(n) pretty rapidly converges on 1/e, or 0.36788. So it's about a 37% chance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044383) Date: October 21st, 2009 8:09 AM Author: Titillating Field Stain go to hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044386) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:50 AM Author: razzle nighttime bbw shrine And burn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044896) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:37 AM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution 3. Find all solutions to c^2 + 1 = (a^2 - 1)(b^2 - 1), in integers a, b, and c. (Unicode #8722 is a minus sign.) a = b = c = 0 is the only one. First, convert the equation: c^2 + 1 = a^2*b^2 - a^2 - b^2 + 1 c^2 = a^2*b^2 - a^2 - b^2 a^2 + b^2 + c^2 = a^2*b^2 (3.1) Case 1: a, b, and c are all even. If this is true, then a/2, b/2, c/2 is also a solution. So we can only find solutions in this case if there exist solutions where at least one is odd, because repeated division by 2 will lead to an odd number (unless a = b = c = 0). Consider equation (3.1) modulo 4, noting that a square modulo 4 must be congruent either to 0 or 1. Trivially, a^2*b^2 = 0 or 1, mod 4. In the case where at least one among a, b, and c is odd, a^2 + b^2 + c^2 can only be 1, 2, or 3 modulo 4. Thus, we have by necessity: a^2*b^2 = 1 (mod 4) a^2 + b^2 + c^2 = 1 (mod 4). Here's the problem: a^2*b^2 = 1 mod 4 means that a*b is odd, so a and b are both odd. Then, since c^2 = 0 or 1 mod 4, we have a^2 + b^2 + c^2 = 2 or 3 mod 4. This is a contradiction. So there's no (a, b, c) with one of those three non-even that fits the given equation, and since any non-trivial all-even solution will produce a not-all-even solution by repeated division of all three variables by two, we conclude that a = b = c = 0 is the only solution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044814) Date: October 21st, 2009 5:17 PM Author: yellow garrison fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047858) Date: October 22nd, 2009 3:52 AM Author: irradiated impressive double fault Not up to date with modulo but looks like a good write-up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13054002) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:26 PM Author: Unholy Ocher Telephone Ape this is pretty fucking good man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042171) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:40 PM Author: Blathering Gas Station Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042406) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:45 PM Author: Vermilion Filthpig Center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042473) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:57 PM Author: bespoke range mother just got home. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042612) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:02 AM Author: Drab Hospital Place Of Business TOBIN, END THIS NOW YOU ATTENTION WHORING JACKASS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042671) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:09 AM Author: Blathering Gas Station Ratface tcr I need to sleep... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042729) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:14 AM Author: Pink prole codepig wait, what? explain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042782) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:20 AM Author: Vivacious drunken trailer park candlestick maker wtf? i'm beginning to think this whole thing was a schtick designed just as a way to post pensive's pic without protest or having it edited by the mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13043395) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:21 AM Author: Bistre Main People Church pensive's pic has been posted dozens upon dozens of times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13043398) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:21 AM Author: Vivacious drunken trailer park candlestick maker ok, nm then. but still, wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13043402) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:16 AM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution I was outed 4 years ago. If I really minded that much, I'd stop posting. The few people who have discovered by Xoxohthing I've been able to explain myself to. I've never lost a job because of this, although I dated a girl who was annoyed by it (and retired while I was dating her). I've gotten in enough real trouble that internet drama doesn't faze me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044335) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:28 AM Author: Drab Hospital Place Of Business JIGSAW bitched out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044776) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:38 AM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution And I've solved 4 of his 6 problems, and will knock down the other 2 shortly. (Although there is virtually no way that anyone could have solved all 6, including writing the proof, in 10 minutes.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044822) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:41 AM Author: Exciting submissive nursing home chad STFU pensive for the love of christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044836) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:43 AM Author: Spectacular Sapphire Office you have ruined this thread. This isn't about YOU, dood. It's a schtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044849) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:44 AM Author: Brindle sneaky criminal You obviously don't get that this was all pensive flame, AS PROMISED. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044860) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:45 AM Author: godawful insane doctorate solid job with the math problems dood. hope you get to keep a little of your brain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044865) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:34 PM Author: Vivacious drunken trailer park candlestick maker you can google all the answers. they're taken verbatim from other sources, instantly searchable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045652) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:48 AM Author: Orchid Hairraiser Box Office Tank To be fair, Congratulations pensive, you ruined what was otherwise a fun and entertaining schtick that brought a little much needed excitement to this board by acting like a huge faggot in this thread, and in the process you even got to show off how incredibly smart you are to a bunch of anonymous strangers who still don't like or respect you. You must feel proud of this impressive achievement; sort of like stomping on a child's toys in front of him to show how much stronger you are with your superior adult musculature. Bravo, you won! How does it feel to know you won't have to wake up on those grey New York mornings cold and alone and angry at the world and filled with the stomach-turning mixture of self adoration and profound self hatred that causes you to compulsively seek out constant validation from the very people you clearly think are beneath you anymore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044882) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:49 AM Author: Exciting submissive nursing home chad tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044886) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:57 AM Author: Blathering Gas Station Ratface To be fair, hi pensive! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044943) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:58 AM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044947) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:04 AM Author: vibrant azn gaping so is this the long-awaited admission that TBF=jigsaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044993) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:06 AM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution 197 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045008) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:15 PM Author: flushed aggressive church building haunted graveyard yeah, i think it's called aspergers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045508) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:31 PM Author: Spectacular Sapphire Office *applause* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045626) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:33 PM Author: Big-titted olive parlour potus 120.... Leave my FRIEND pensive ALONE. He has earned your respect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045639) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:35 PM Author: ultramarine parlor goal in life Why the fuck would it be ruined? We just need jigsaw to come back and post the death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045658) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:44 PM Author: hideous mood heaven tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051359) Date: October 21st, 2009 2:38 PM Author: Drab Hospital Place Of Business Correction: There's no way anyone with an IQ under 180 could have solved all 6 in 10 minutes. PWND! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046475) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:53 AM Author: razzle nighttime bbw shrine Jigsaw, please make Pensive suffer a cruel death on account of his pride. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044908) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:55 AM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044928) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:02 AM Author: slate disturbing casino becky this thread was awesome until pensive ruined it by solving the problems. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044979) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:05 AM Author: razzle nighttime bbw shrine He started ruining it before that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044999) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:07 AM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution I still have two to solve. The movie-theater one is pure computation. The x^y + y^x has me in a nasty mess of partial derivatives. I'm missing one thing and I'll need to sleep on it. I'm pretty close, but I'm not sure my solution is rigorous, and it's really ugly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045012) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:08 AM Author: vibrant azn gaping nice prideful boastpoast followed by moniker switch stfu pensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045019) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:08 AM Author: Exciting submissive nursing home chad DIAF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045022) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:35 AM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch I'm enjoying the retarded spectacle pensive is making of himself. I wouldn't be surprised if this is some sort of devious punishment that Jigsaw is meting out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045216) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:37 PM Author: ultramarine parlor goal in life Yeah, but he didn't get them all. He tried and failed...seems about as expected. Why does that ruin anything? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045670) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:45 PM Author: hideous mood heaven WTF? He picked choice 1. His ability to solve the math problem, therefore, becomes irrelevant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051370) Date: October 22nd, 2009 3:00 AM Author: Magical chapel But he's going to prove he can do them! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13053731) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:04 PM Author: insanely creepy concupiscible property Wtf, pensive. How did you beat Jigsaw? You didn't do all of the problems in 10 minutes. You weren't rated a 7 or higher, at least last time I looked at that graph. What you did was fuck up an otherwise cool and entertaining thread by being a know-it-all instead of a good sport. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045434) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:09 PM Author: cheese-eating beta school nowag i can't look at the graph. what was the last avg rating you were able to see? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045471) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:21 PM Author: Bistre Main People Church 29% at "5". 10% or so at "10" and 6% or so at "1". "4" and "6" were about even. "2" and "3" combined looked larger than "7" "8" and "9" combined (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045560) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:32 PM Author: insanely creepy concupiscible property Over half the ratings were between 4 and 6. Fairly equal split between the 1-3s and the 7-10s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045632) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:33 PM Author: cheese-eating beta school nowag so let's say he was rated a 5 avg. how much would the serum have dropped his IQ by? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045644) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:36 PM Author: insanely creepy concupiscible property Well, it depends which vials were disarmed. If he has all 4 diseases, it might be by only 25 points. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045661) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:33 PM Author: Vivacious drunken trailer park candlestick maker tbf, the problems -- and solutions -- are google-able (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045636) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:36 PM Author: Chrome bateful jap there should be a penalty for cheating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045665) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:37 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution I proved one of the 6 problems to be unsolvable, meaning that it was an unfair test from the start. So yeah, I beat him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045675) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:40 PM Author: Vivacious drunken trailer park candlestick maker FAIL http://www.qbyte.org/puzzles/p122s.html "Therefore, I believe I've proven problem #4 to be impossible, so your test is unfair and I must go free. If I'm wrong and my proof is somehow flawed, you should be able to show me a counterexample: produce this n." FAIL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045689) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:58 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution NOT fail. He wrote 2n and 5n, not 2^n or 5^n. As he specified the problem, there's no solution. Fail on his part. Typo-fail, but still fail. Haven't looked at the solution, but the answer's 3. 2^n * 5^n = 10^n, which always has mantissa (base 10) of exactly 1.0000. Given the product has mantissa 1.0000, we know that the mantissas of the factors are either both exactly 1.0000 (impossible for a power of 2 or 5) or they have a product of 10, and the same-leading-digit criterion gives us a leading digit of 3. (An example of this is 32 * 3125, for n = 5). I'm sure you're not impressed because I bet the link has the same solution. You'll have to take me at my word that I didn't look. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045831) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:08 PM Author: Vivacious drunken trailer park candlestick maker fair enough. guess he copied & pasted w/o proofreading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045924) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:41 PM Author: umber coiffed boltzmann Why would proving the problem is unsolvable be any indication of an unfair test? He just wanted answers. One answer is that this is not solvable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045699) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:41 PM Author: cheese-eating beta school nowag since when do the rules apply? isn't this a serial killer who's strapped you into a chair you can't escape from with vials sticking into your arm? what do you mean you "beat him?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045702) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:43 PM Author: stirring blue address trust fund I now believe Jigsaw was pensive. I also now believe pensive needs to be institutionalized. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045715) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:48 PM Author: Brindle sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045747) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:43 PM Author: cheese-eating beta school nowag if you believe jigsaw is pensive, i believe you are giving pensive too much credit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046160) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:43 PM Author: insanely creepy concupiscible property You picked the other test, though. You failed it. The fact that he gives you a teaser to mae you feel bad afterwards doesn't mean you beat him. He beat you, because you were either arrogant enough or flip enough to pick the other test. Aside from all that? This is a schtick, and a fun one, not a math test. This thread is probably the shining example of why you suck. You're so intent on winning that you can't identify the times when that's not the point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045717) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:48 PM Author: curious costumed electric furnace useless brakes Wholly credited "This thread is probably the shining example of why you suck" You know, if someone told me a month ago that pensive would post in a thread that not only completely eclipses his former "body of work" but also becomes the preeminent example of his complete and total fuckedupedness, I'd have called you crazy. But jesus christ. Thanks a lot, asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045748) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:39 PM Author: Spectacular Sapphire Office I'll play Jigsaw for a second: Pensive, the entire test was a lie. The *real* test was whether your could stand this much attention without acting like a childish, useless cocksucker. More specifically, the true test was whether you could be humble enough to be a good sport and refrain from poasting ITT more than 4 times. You have obviously failed completely, because you are a bigger attention whore than The Box. The vials explode into your arm, giving you herpes and double-AIDS. You die a lonely, unheroic death. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045688) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:44 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045719) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:44 PM Author: insanely creepy concupiscible property ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045725) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:45 PM Author: Vivacious drunken trailer park candlestick maker very good, but the critical part is linking it back to the original test, showing where in there Jigsaw predicted this... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045729) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:49 PM Author: curious costumed electric furnace useless brakes not perfect, but good. ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045759) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:01 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution 400th post! The thread was started 2 hours before I saw or posted in it, and people were haranguing me for being too "chicken". They told me to be a good sport and play, so I did. The rest of my obnoxiousness was just to see how far he would go to indulge my jocularity. The OP gets 180^180 for out-pensiving pensive. My PR is in the 360s, and this is the first 400-post pensive-related thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045853) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:04 PM Author: Spectacular Sapphire Office Yeah, and it was a fucking awesome thread until you showed up. This thread was a pure 180, and now I don't even care what the ending is. It's like you interrupted someone who was in the middle of telling a joke just as they were getting to the punchline. The moment is gone, you fucking ruined it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045887) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:07 PM Author: ultramarine parlor goal in life I'm still holding out hope that jigsaw will return having foreseen that pensive would talk for a ton and fail. This doesn't have to be ruined. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045914) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:23 PM Author: Spectacular Sapphire Office It would take a miracle for the OP to save this thread, which speaks to what a shithead pensive is. This thread was an INSTANT CLASSIC when it started. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046038) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:05 PM Author: curious costumed electric furnace useless brakes you're a fucking asshole, although I guess that's not an entirely fair characterization because you seem so completely oblivious and lack any self-awareness whatsoever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045894) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:07 PM Author: Ivory old irish cottage shut up 6.0/10 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045910) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:08 PM Author: Walnut Piazza congrats, i guess now heroic women will like you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045922) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:13 PM Author: Flickering canary school cafeteria Shut up. Nao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045966) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:35 PM Author: Exciting submissive nursing home chad I would love to strangle you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046113) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:19 PM Author: flushed aggressive church building haunted graveyard you are an insufferable tard. please never poast again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046853) Date: October 22nd, 2009 3:04 AM Author: Magical chapel No, you're just a dipshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13053747) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:55 PM Author: excitant hot partner alpha lol, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046220) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:55 PM Author: excitant hot partner alpha Pensive: Stop being a wanker. You could've started a new thread and tackled the problems therein whilst awaiting your impending doom, 'stead of putting yo bullshit here. Tobin: Good luck getting this trainwreck back on track, but I think you can do it. Everyone else: Chill out and stop being so impatient! Pensive didn't RUIN this thread; he just cluttered it up. (All you hear of this post is "MFF MF MMMF MF!!!" *shuffle* "MMF MFF!" as I try to communicate, gagged and tied up, from under a pile of bloody blankets.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046219) Date: October 21st, 2009 2:11 PM Author: diverse indian lodge i would've tried solving the problems too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046333) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:07 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse *You await your judgment but it does not come, and you soon drift off to sleep, drained by the trials of the preceding day. This brief respite end when you are startled awake by a melody blaring from the computer. As it plays, you learn your fate.* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDBTSLvyPbw Hello, Pensive. I hope you enjoyed solving those problems. They will be the last of that difficulty you ever solve. As I initially informed you, they would not be difficult for someone of your abilities. However, the test was impossible for someone of your arrogance. Most were seemingly complex, yet had strikingly simple solutions. Rather than quickly finding them, you intellectually masturbated in an empty room. The number of problems and the time limit were tied to the information you entered. Had you entered a lower IQ and more realistic rating, you would have easily emerged unharmed. You will be the first to live, but it comes with a price. I commend you for engaging your game. However, you ignored the rules. You attempted to enter decimals and written addendums after being instructed that the system would only accept whole numbers. You did not type the disclaimer until prompted by others. Most importantly, despite my urgings to better yourself and become a heroic man, you remained a coward and delayed your choice past the point of all reason. Now Pensive, accept my judgment. Eight cylinders. Eight rating points to unlock them. Your peers disarmed five for you. http://img14.imageshack.us/i/pensive1.jpg/ I will unlock another for the humility you displayed by immediately accepting that you are not an "objective 8." *Three of the poison cylinders disarm and go green, followed by the HIV cylinder. Suddenly a biting pain drives through your forearm as the fourth poison cylinder is injected. The world you had previously controlled with the skill of a puppetmaster almost instantly becomes altogether more difficult to comprehend. The dose was calibrated for a stronger man, and your IQ drops by 35 points. You blankly stare as the syphilis and gonorrhea cylinders disarm, then wince as the last cylinder injects, infecting you with herpes* Now you may begin living your life to the fullest. Your IQ has been lowered, leaving you able to interact with normal females. However, they will not find you particularly intelligent or engaging, and your herpes will be a limiting factor. Now that you are unworthy of the women you consider heroic, perhaps you will cease idealizing them and learn to view women as humans rather than archetypes. I had prepared another task for you, but you proved unsuitable. Rather than choosing to heroically and quickly solve the problems to redeem yourself, you tainted yourself by submitting to the judgment of a depraved cesspool. Now think back Pensive, back to the one time in your life that you were truly happy to be alive. *You scream as you have a sudden flashback and realize that you weren't the only one in that picture. "Still not completely over ex-girlfriend, who I'm incredibly fond of." She was your first and only love, the only heroic female in existence who is not a 16-bit sprite.* http://img44.imageshack.us/i/39500198.jpg/ She is here Pensive, and she requires the help of a heroic man. Because you are unqualified for that task, I have another for you. When the time comes, you will have a choice to push one of two buttons. Pressing the first will unlock the room you are in and you will leave unharmed. The second button's function will be revealed later. Until that time, you will remain in this room with the knowledge that She is out there, and Her fate is out of your hands. http://img30.imageshack.us/i/aeo8oesacacl.jpg/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046723) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:07 PM Author: Carmine affirmative action rigor finally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046726) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:09 PM Author: Slimy orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046754) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:13 PM Author: Citrine offensive coffee pot omg...i'm sorry i ever doubted you 180^180^180!^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046793) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:14 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode lol, going for a mulligan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046798) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:17 PM Author: Brindle sneaky criminal Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046834) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:16 PM Author: insanely creepy concupiscible property Would have been more fun to just kill him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046819) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:18 PM Author: Brindle sneaky criminal pensive flame has to keep pensive going. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046840) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:16 PM Author: fighting clear whorehouse giraffe ty for waiting and making pensive look like even more of a fool 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046821) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:17 PM Author: Brindle sneaky criminal This is total shit and capitulation. What a stupendously stupid shtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046832) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:20 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode titcr. The Jigsaw schtick sold out when he tried to please the crowd by taking suggestions that didn't fit well into the scenario. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046866) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:23 PM Author: fighting clear whorehouse giraffe no, he pwn3d pensive harder by showing he wouldn't have passed either test. why is it always the same set of monikers getting upset with jigsaw and responding to each other? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046893) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:24 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode I'm not upset with Jigsaw. I'm laughing at the posters who are pretending that the Jigsaw schtick is infallible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046905) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:23 PM Author: saffron talented hairy legs hai pensive! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046903) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:21 PM Author: Big-titted olive parlour potus SHUT UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046878) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:19 PM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution 184 comeback. I press the get-out-safely button. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046851) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:21 PM Author: Electric mental disorder "The second button's function will be revealed later. Until that time, you will remain in this room " BUTTONS DON'T WORK YET (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046869) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:21 PM Author: Hateful naked crackhouse *nothing happens* You must bear witness to the coming events before you make your final choice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046870) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:23 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode The Jigsaw schtick hasn't thought that far ahead yet, you insensitive retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046895) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:24 PM Author: flushed aggressive church building haunted graveyard STFU pensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046908) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:31 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt you from sucking the Jigsaw schtick's dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046970) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:34 PM Author: Brindle sneaky criminal One-fucking-eighty. I'm going to bump my other thread again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046997) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:36 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode Unlike you, I liked the first two threads. People just got overexcited because xoxo standards have fallen so low. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047010) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:20 PM Author: Electric mental disorder heheeh, the "Help Me" did it for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046863) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:25 PM Author: Blathering Gas Station Ratface 180^180. Fuck the haters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046920) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:38 PM Author: fighting clear whorehouse giraffe there is only one real hater talking to himself. i think some people might be upset because they wanted to see pensive die, whereas right now he is only trapped inside a room with herpes and a 100 IQ while heroic women are being tortured (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047022) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:42 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode Yeah, because there's no way that two people could see how pathetic the Jigsaw schtick's attempt to salvage this thread is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047056) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:47 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch Is it really "pathetic"? I mean, how high are your expectations for people's poasts here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047095) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:49 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode It's pathetic by the standards set by all the cheerleaders "omg...i'm sorry i ever doubted you" "180^180^180!^180" Since the Jigsaw schtick started pandering to those posters, the schtick has become pathetic by association. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047119) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:51 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch I don't know, I think you're reacting more to the reaction than to the posts themselves. It's more entertaining and thoughtful than almost anything else here. If you don't care for it, I still don't see why the enjoyment of others should upset you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047139) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:54 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode "I don't know, I think you're reacting more to the reaction than to the posts themselves." Yeah, I am. "If you don't care for it, I still don't see why the enjoyment of others should upset you." It doesn't "upset" me, and saying so is tired xoxo rhetoric. I'm just bashing them because they're pathetic, which is a time-honored xoxo tradition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047162) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:56 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch Of course it upsets you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047187) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:58 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode u mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047198) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:00 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch no u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047230) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:01 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047234) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:04 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047265) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:05 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode sup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047274) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:09 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch nm man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047324) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:19 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047405) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:21 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch u? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047421) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:22 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047422) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:23 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047436) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:25 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047449) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:26 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch bitchass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047465) Date: October 21st, 2009 5:36 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode u mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047989) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:58 PM Author: ultramarine parlor goal in life Soing so isn't just tired rhetoric. The most pathetic thing on this site is posters getting worked up and jealous when anyone else gets praised. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047212) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:00 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047231) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:02 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode No, the most pathetic thing on this site is posters accusing others of jealousy for bashing something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047245) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:06 PM Author: Bistre Main People Church i'm not you, nor do i fully agree with your views, but this is fucking credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047286) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:09 PM Author: ultramarine parlor goal in life There are a certain number of posters that just have to bash anything that other people like. You admitted that this was your motivation. Maybe its not jealousy, but it's obnoxious either way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047319) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:18 PM Author: passionate rebellious abode "There are a certain number of posters that just have to bash anything that other people like. You admitted that this was your motivation." Wrong. My motivation wasn't to bash it just because it was something other people liked. It was because they were being pathetic cheerleaders for it after it crashed and burned. "Maybe its not jealousy" Of course it isn't. But you and other retarded posters don't care because you use the jealousy angle as a rhetorical crutch when you don't have anything else to say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047397) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:31 PM Author: Flesh national regret I like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046961) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:31 PM Author: Dead queen of the night locus lmfao! the "help me!" on his gf's picture made me burst out laughing everyone in my office is staring at me now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046968) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:45 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch 173 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047079) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:40 PM Author: Vermilion Filthpig Center i'm excited to see how all of the participants have to work with each other, like the movies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051304) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:50 PM Author: hideous mood heaven This thread delivered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051433) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:52 PM Author: navy motley degenerate 1801801801801810281080182018018018101818018018018018018018080181080180180180181818018018018018018010818108018108118001820128018080110180101801810 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051458) Date: October 24th, 2009 7:11 PM Author: mind-boggling theater dragon "Most importantly, despite my urgings to better yourself and become a heroic man, you remained a coward and delayed your choice past the point of all reason." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13075023) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:48 PM Author: Lake Glittery Generalized Bond lol RP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047109) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:59 PM Author: silver swashbuckling pistol lol tyft. i think i know what's coming next re: the gf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047216) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:21 PM Author: Flickering canary school cafeteria surprise sex? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047420) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:23 PM Author: sinister meetinghouse tattoo hopefully it involves aurochs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047432) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:26 PM Author: insanely creepy concupiscible property The Box and I are up next. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047466) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:29 PM Author: Bistre Main People Church and :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047495) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:32 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth crotch I can't wait for you're cornflakes test (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047522) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:25 PM Author: filthy space black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051086) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:40 PM Author: galvanic reading party love of her life TOBIN END THIS NOW! He has failed the test. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051301) Date: October 22nd, 2009 7:04 AM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution No, I haven't. I'm enjoying my mediocre IQ, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13054167) Date: October 24th, 2009 2:28 AM Author: Self-absorbed Cuck Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13070659) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:42 PM Author: Onyx Contagious Point *J. stands on a deserted sidewalk, twiddling his thumbs and looking homely, but less homely than usual* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051322) Date: October 25th, 2009 12:07 AM Author: wonderful dingle berry institution This thread deserves to break 500. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13077615) Date: October 25th, 2009 12:44 AM Author: Lemon beady-eyed halford Jesus, don't you people have jobs? Where do you find time for this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13077938) Date: October 31st, 2010 10:03 AM Author: infuriating mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#16428879) Date: January 13th, 2011 7:55 AM Author: mint well-lubricated base internal respiration bump for tobin's reappearance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#17043304) Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:51 AM Author: Fragrant half-breed odd how it died, just died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#18068136) Date: September 24th, 2011 12:49 PM Author: trip party of the first part circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#19032770)