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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:26 PM Author: Big-titted international law enforcement agency
*As your drug-induced coma fades, you quickly realize the scope of your predicament. You are sitting in front of a computer in a small, sterile room. Attached to your left arm is an elaborate metal cast with eight vials of liquid arrayed in a straight line. Each vial is illuminated by a green LED and although the cast obscures the points where the vials come into contact with your skin, you do notice that these areas are very sore. Although you are unsure, several wires running from the cast to the computer give you the distinct impression that it would be a bad idea to attempt an escape. The computer has an instance of Firefox running with 23 tabbed XOXO threads, and you attempt to click the new message button to post: "Pensive: trapped by Jigsaw and taking questions for exactly 33 minutes." When nothing happens, you realize that you unwittingly fell into the old desktop-screenshot-as-windows-wallpaper trap. Suddenly, a video begins.*
Pensive, I want to play a game with you. For years you have tormented others, throwing chaos around yourself like a ventriloquist. You take great pleasure in antagonism, yet when those you view as inferior gain the upper hand, you are quick to rebrand your statements as "flame." Your life has been spent in search of a heroic woman, yet your actions indicate that you are anything but a heroic man.
The device on your left arm is the instrument by which you will be judged. If you humble yourself, its presence will be a small formality. If you do not, the device will teach you the lesson you refused to learn on your own. You insist that your physical appearance is an "objective 8" and that your IQ is "in the 150s." The veracity of these claims will now be tested: your salvation depends upon your ability to be honest with yourself. To begin your game, enter only this information into the computer system:
1. Your true IQ
2. An objective numerical rating of your physical appearance on a 1-10 scale
3. The following statement: "I fully and unconditionally submit to His judgment, and hereby command that no moderator shall intervene on my behalf under ANY circumstances."
Telling the truth will spare your life, but this new life may be painful because it will be lived among those who know your truths. Lie, and you will meet a fate worse than death. Complete this task and you will receive your true test tonight. My presence will be required.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037769)
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:31 PM Author: Unholy flesh nibblets kitty
- INTERMISSION -
*Slaps mosquito on arm, buys blue koolaid slushie and nacho and hot dog combo, plays old Cruisin' USA arcade game*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037808) |
Date: October 20th, 2009 2:45 PM Author: Charcoal lay windowlicker
**Throws Spear On A Chain**
GETOVERHERE!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037916) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:12 PM Author: Citrine excitant university
no, actually, it doesn't seem that way at all in any form to any extent.
a short list of characteristics that these threads have had that have never been displayed in any post by pensive:
wit, playfulness, humor, creativity, insight into human nature, insight into another person's character, and (counting this thread) insight into his own character.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038701) |
Date: October 20th, 2009 4:12 PM Author: fluffy area corn cake
a 180 awaits pensive if he joins this thread by typing:
*tap tap tap* is this thing on?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038697) |
Date: October 20th, 2009 5:35 PM Author: cowardly tanning salon
Awesome thread concept. Probably more entertaining than Saw IX or whereever the fuck they are now.
IQ: I enter 145, allowing for some regression to the mean as I've aged.
"Objective" attractiveness: I'll enter 6.5.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039293) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 8:42 PM Author: Big-titted international law enforcement agency
*Suddenly the cast begins beeping and six of the eight vials change color from green to red.*
Hello Pensive. Thank you for playing along so far. The good will you demonstrated with your answers has not gone unnoticed, but you still have far to fall. Six of the eight cylinders in the device attached to you have now been armed. You will not find the substances inside pleasant. The first four contain herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, and the HIV virus. The last four each contain a carefully calibrated dose of a neurological poison that will reduce your IQ by 25 points per injection. The results may be more devastating, however, if you do not in fact possess the "80th percentile" physique that the doses were calibrated for.
The information you entered was used to create the test you now face. Had you followed the instructions exactly, the trap would have disarmed and you would be free to go. Instead, you must disarm them now. I have selected a series of mathematical problems that should be trivial for a borderline genius with a 58 Putnam score and 145 IQ. You will have 10 minutes. For each problem you solve, a cylinder will be disarmed.
If you are not confident in your abilities, you have one other option. Your photograph has been uploaded to a secret location, and a poll has been created for your autoadmit peers to rate you. Each rating point will disarm a cylinder, with the final two cylinders being disarmed upon an objective 7 rating. If you choose this, your fate will be entirely in the hands of those you have tormented.
The time has come Pensive. Make your choice. Let the games begin.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040644) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:10 PM Author: Overrated half-breed
Holy shit.
I was worried the quality would drop off, but this makes FBD seem extremely tame.
180^180^180
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040901) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:25 PM Author: doobsian topaz skinny woman
HOLY SHIT 180
Have you picked all the poasters though? And is there any rhyme or reason to the order that you're doing this in?
You are my favorite schtick of all time btw man
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041063) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:11 PM Author: Big-titted international law enforcement agency
Of course. But be warned that others will rate the photograph once it is shown, and your right to mercy from the moderators is forfeit. Be careful what you ask for.
http://www.hotornot.com/m/r/?emid=ERN8SLO
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041509)
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:36 PM Author: Big chestnut pistol hominid
lol:
"6' and 190 pounds. In ~80th-percentile shape. Muscular enough to pass for an "alpha", even though I'm actually pretty beta. Face is 70-80th percentile, but higher if you like scruffy/bearded guys; much lower if you auto-ding guys with glasses. Have extremely high expectations of other people, and tend to be extremely judgmental. Still not completely over ex-girlfriend, who I'm incredibly fond of even though I've accepted that it didn't work out."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041737)
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: Deranged Station
Fuck you, Pensive - come back and be judged. I have to clean my apartment and do laundry, and this waiting bullshit could keep me up and unproductive all night.
Stop reviewing college notes in a fury, come back and be judged you wuss!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041126)
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:57 PM Author: insane appetizing trust fund range
2 Q's:
1)In this universe, do we xoxo posters know that it's pensive we're judging? Or is a picture of a "random" guy who no one knows just posted for us to judge? If the former it seems like everyone would just rate him 0 out of spite.
2)Are we aware that our rating will decide whether he lives or dies?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041352) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:10 PM Author: insane appetizing trust fund range
are you really unable to come up with any better insults than
"you're drunk?"
even if i were drunk that wouldnt exactly be insulting to me
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041997) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:26 PM Author: insane appetizing trust fund range
right i understand that
i was just wondering whether, in the context of this scenario, we all know it's him that we're rating. i don't think pensive is ugly, but a lot of people hate him and would give him low scores to be spiteful. otoh, if we were shown a picture of pensive (and somehow didn't know who it was that we were rating... im not sure how) i think the scores would be a lot more fair.
if it's the former scenario, i can't imagine why he'd ever choose the picture rating. most people are going to rate him really low regardless of their actual assessment of his looks, just cause hes pensive.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041671) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:05 PM Author: magenta stead
"Have always dated beautiful women, so I'm doing something right."
ROFL
What's your bodyfat at 185? 20%
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041956) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:50 PM Author: insane appetizing trust fund range
lol i definitely dont
as you know im tall and he looked tall to me
most guys who say they're 6' are like 5'10. hes definitely a legit 6', if not taller.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041854) |
Date: October 20th, 2009 11:17 PM Author: Big-titted international law enforcement agency
Pensive, this was your other test. As you have no doubt realized, it would have been a trivial matter for someone of your abilities. Reflect on these problems, and await your final judgment.
1. Player A has one more coin than player B. Both players throw all of their coins simultaneously and observe the number that come up heads. Assuming all the coins are fair, what is the probability that A obtains more heads than B?
2. At a movie theater, the manager announces that a free ticket will be given to the first person in line whose birthday is the same as someone in line who has already bought a ticket. You have the option of getting in line at any time. Assuming that you don't know anyone else's birthday, and that birthdays are uniformly distributed throughout a 365 day year, what position in line gives you the best chance of being the first duplicate birthday?
3. Find all solutions to c^2 + 1 = (a^2 − 1)(b^2 − 1), in integers a, b, and c.
4. If the numbers 2n and 5n (where n is a positive integer) start with the same digit, what is this digit? The numbers are written in decimal notation, with no leading zeroes.
5. If x and y are positive real numbers, show that x^y + y^x > 1.
6. Players A and B each have a well shuffled standard pack of cards, with no jokers. The players deal their cards one at a time, from the top of the deck, checking for an exact match. Player A wins if, once the packs are fully dealt, no matches are found. Player B wins if at least one match occurs. What is the probability that player A wins?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042065)
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:20 AM Author: cowardly tanning salon
Good problems, and I'll work on them, but there is no fucking way I would have solved those in 10 minutes.
I haven't spent enough time on them to assess their difficulty, but they look like easier Putnam problems (A1-2, B1-2); even those take 15-30 minutes a piece for someone like me to solve and write up.
I actually shot myself in the foot once, on the 2002 Putnam, by working on the hard problems in the first 2.7 hours, then writing up the easiest one in the last 15 minutes. I actually fucked it up miserably because I was so hasty. Since Putnam grading is essentially 0/1 (0-10 technically, but scores between 3 and 7 are almost never given, the philosophy being that you either solved it or didn't) I lost at least 6 points that way, and possibly 10.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044337) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:38 AM Author: cowardly tanning salon
Edit: on second thought, I'm pretty damn sure I an prove that #4 has no solutions. If this is the case, I better go free. It's only fair.
All logs are base 10.
Let m = 2n, p = 5n. Then p/m = 2.5, and log(p/m) is 0.3979...
The leading digit of a number r > 1 is a function of (log r) mod 1, i.e. the fractional part of log r, as follows. (All numbers are approximate to 3 decimals, since these are irrationals.)
0.00000 - 0.30102 ==> leading digit is 1
(in exact terms, log 1 - log 2 => leading digit's 1)
0.30102 - 0.47712 ==> leading digit is 2
0.47712 - 0.60206 ==> leading digit is 3
0.60206 - 0.69897 ==> leading digit is 4
0.69897 - 0.77815 ==> leading digit is 5
0.77815 - 0.84510 ==> leading digit is 6
0.84510 - 0.90309 ==> leading digit is 7
0.90309 - 0.95424 ==> leading digit is 8
0.95424 - 0.99999 ==> leading digit is 9
Call this lookup function L. Since we only care about mod-1 behavior (fractional part) we can assume that L is periodic with period 1, e.g. L( 1.5 ) = L( 0.5 ) = 3.
Ok. For r and 2.5*r, for any real r > 1, to have the same leading digit, it's required that L( (log r) mod 1 ) = L( (log 2.5*r) mod 1 ). Let s = log r, and note that log 2.5*r = log r + log 2.5 = log r + 0.3979. So this requires:
L( s ) = L( s + 0.3979 ).
L is a lookup function on "buckets", so this occurs only if s and s + 0.3979 fall into the same bucket. This, I believe, is impossible. The buckets repeat, "1" to "9", every 1.0... but the largest-width bucket is the "1" bucket of width 0.3010. Therefore, I judge what you're asking for to be impossible. Since there's no r > 1 such that r and 2.5*r have the same leading digit, there's no n for which 2*n and 5*n have the same leading digit. Amirite?
Therefore, I believe I've proven problem #4 to be impossible, so your test is unfair and I must go free. If I'm wrong and my proof is somehow flawed, you should be able to show me a counterexample: produce this n.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044350) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:50 AM Author: cowardly tanning salon
#1 is obviously 0.5. As the number of coins goes to infinity, the probability clearly has to be 0.5, due to the law of large numbers. So if there is an answer to your question independent of the number of coins, it's 0.5.
Also, it's 0.5 when n (player B's number of coins) = 0, because we have a "hit" (A > B) when A flips a head and a "miss" when he flips a tail.
To show that it's 0.5 for all n, transform the problem. A is flipping n+1 coins marked {0, 1} and B is flipping n coins marked {0, -1}, and we're summing them and counting it as a "hit" if the sum is 1 or greater. This is the same thing as flipping 2n+1 {0, 1} coins and counting it as a hit if the sum is n+1 or greater.
The distribution of the number of heads on m flips of a fair coin is known to be symmetric about m/2; they're the Pascal's triangle numbers. I.e., for m = 5, your distribution is {0 : 1/32, 1 : 5/32, 2 : 10/32, 3 : 10/32, 4 : 5/32, 5: 1/32}. Because of this symmetry, when m is odd, i.e. m = 2n+1, we know that exactly half of the distribution is on the numbers m+1 and up.
So the probability that A flips more heads is exactly 0.5 regardless of the number of coins. Cool result.
Ok. I'll work on the other 4 later, but I have to get to work.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044361) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:11 PM Author: cowardly tanning salon
Problem stipulated 1 more coin for player A.
Yes, the 0.5 is an invariant. If A has 11 coins and B has 10, for example, then A has a 50% chance of beating (not including ties) B. Think of it as A flipping coins with {0, 1} written on them, and B flipping coins with {0, -1} on them, and A winning if and only if the sum total is 1 or greater.
That's the same thing as flipping 21 {0, 1} coins with A winning if the sum total is 11 or greater, and there's exactly a 50% chance of that due to the symmetry of the distribution.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046767) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 8:04 AM Author: cowardly tanning salon
#6 is a classic derangement problem.
Let D(n) be the probability of shuffling n cards, numbered [1..n] into a derangement, e.g. a permutation where no i exists such that the ith card has value i.
The first few values are trivial to compute:
D(0) = 1, (with 0 cards, the "permutation" is trivially a derangement)
D(1) = 0, (trivial)
D(2) = 1/2, (derangement if they swap)
D(3) = 1/3, (out of 6 permutations, only 2-- {1 -> 2, 2 -> 3, 3 -> 1} and {1 -> 3, 3 -> 2, 2 -> 1} are derangements).
There's a recursive formula for deriving D(n) in terms of D(k)'s for k < n. I don't remember it off the top of my head, but I've derived it before and could do so again if you wish.
Anyway, the answer is D(52). As n goes to infinity, D(n) pretty rapidly converges on 1/e, or 0.36788. So it's about a 37% chance.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044383) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:37 AM Author: cowardly tanning salon
3. Find all solutions to c^2 + 1 = (a^2 - 1)(b^2 - 1), in integers a, b, and c. (Unicode #8722 is a minus sign.)
a = b = c = 0 is the only one.
First, convert the equation:
c^2 + 1 = a^2*b^2 - a^2 - b^2 + 1
c^2 = a^2*b^2 - a^2 - b^2
a^2 + b^2 + c^2 = a^2*b^2 (3.1)
Case 1: a, b, and c are all even. If this is true, then a/2, b/2, c/2 is also a solution. So we can only find solutions in this case if there exist solutions where at least one is odd, because repeated division by 2 will lead to an odd number (unless a = b = c = 0).
Consider equation (3.1) modulo 4, noting that a square modulo 4 must be congruent either to 0 or 1. Trivially, a^2*b^2 = 0 or 1, mod 4. In the case where at least one among a, b, and c is odd, a^2 + b^2 + c^2 can only be 1, 2, or 3 modulo 4. Thus, we have by necessity:
a^2*b^2 = 1 (mod 4)
a^2 + b^2 + c^2 = 1 (mod 4).
Here's the problem: a^2*b^2 = 1 mod 4 means that a*b is odd, so a and b are both odd. Then, since c^2 = 0 or 1 mod 4, we have a^2 + b^2 + c^2 = 2 or 3 mod 4. This is a contradiction.
So there's no (a, b, c) with one of those three non-even that fits the given equation, and since any non-trivial all-even solution will produce a not-all-even solution by repeated division of all three variables by two, we conclude that a = b = c = 0 is the only solution.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044814) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:16 AM Author: cowardly tanning salon
I was outed 4 years ago. If I really minded that much, I'd stop posting.
The few people who have discovered by Xoxohthing I've been able to explain myself to. I've never lost a job because of this, although I dated a girl who was annoyed by it (and retired while I was dating her).
I've gotten in enough real trouble that internet drama doesn't faze me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044335) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:48 AM Author: Marvelous Hospital Keepsake Machete
To be fair,
Congratulations pensive, you ruined what was otherwise a fun and entertaining schtick that brought a little much needed excitement to this board by acting like a huge faggot in this thread, and in the process you even got to show off how incredibly smart you are to a bunch of anonymous strangers who still don't like or respect you. You must feel proud of this impressive achievement; sort of like stomping on a child's toys in front of him to show how much stronger you are with your superior adult musculature.
Bravo, you won! How does it feel to know you won't have to wake up on those grey New York mornings cold and alone and angry at the world and filled with the stomach-turning mixture of self adoration and profound self hatred that causes you to compulsively seek out constant validation from the very people you clearly think are beneath you anymore?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044882) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:40 PM Author: harsh cruise ship mad-dog skullcap
FAIL
http://www.qbyte.org/puzzles/p122s.html
"Therefore, I believe I've proven problem #4 to be impossible, so your test is unfair and I must go free. If I'm wrong and my proof is somehow flawed, you should be able to show me a counterexample: produce this n."
FAIL
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045689) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:58 PM Author: cowardly tanning salon
NOT fail. He wrote 2n and 5n, not 2^n or 5^n. As he specified the problem, there's no solution. Fail on his part. Typo-fail, but still fail.
Haven't looked at the solution, but the answer's 3. 2^n * 5^n = 10^n, which always has mantissa (base 10) of exactly 1.0000.
Given the product has mantissa 1.0000, we know that the mantissas of the factors are either both exactly 1.0000 (impossible for a power of 2 or 5) or they have a product of 10, and the same-leading-digit criterion gives us a leading digit of 3. (An example of this is 32 * 3125, for n = 5).
I'm sure you're not impressed because I bet the link has the same solution. You'll have to take me at my word that I didn't look.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045831) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:48 PM Author: frozen greedy home kitty cat
Wholly credited
"This thread is probably the shining example of why you suck"
You know, if someone told me a month ago that pensive would post in a thread that not only completely eclipses his former "body of work" but also becomes the preeminent example of his complete and total fuckedupedness, I'd have called you crazy. But jesus christ. Thanks a lot, asshole.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045748) |
Date: October 21st, 2009 12:39 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Public Bath Antidepressant Drug
I'll play Jigsaw for a second:
Pensive, the entire test was a lie. The *real* test was whether your could stand this much attention without acting like a childish, useless cocksucker. More specifically, the true test was whether you could be humble enough to be a good sport and refrain from poasting ITT more than 4 times. You have obviously failed completely, because you are a bigger attention whore than The Box. The vials explode into your arm, giving you herpes and double-AIDS. You die a lonely, unheroic death.
hth.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045688) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:01 PM Author: cowardly tanning salon
400th post!
The thread was started 2 hours before I saw or posted in it, and people were haranguing me for being too "chicken". They told me to be a good sport and play, so I did.
The rest of my obnoxiousness was just to see how far he would go to indulge my jocularity.
The OP gets 180^180 for out-pensiving pensive. My PR is in the 360s, and this is the first 400-post pensive-related thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045853) |
Date: October 21st, 2009 1:55 PM Author: bipolar deer antler
Pensive: Stop being a wanker. You could've started a new thread and tackled the problems therein whilst awaiting your impending doom, 'stead of putting yo bullshit here.
Tobin: Good luck getting this trainwreck back on track, but I think you can do it.
Everyone else: Chill out and stop being so impatient! Pensive didn't RUIN this thread; he just cluttered it up.
(All you hear of this post is "MFF MF MMMF MF!!!" *shuffle* "MMF MFF!" as I try to communicate, gagged and tied up, from under a pile of bloody blankets.)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046219) |
Date: October 21st, 2009 3:07 PM Author: Big-titted international law enforcement agency
*You await your judgment but it does not come, and you soon drift off to sleep, drained by the trials of the preceding day. This brief respite end when you are startled awake by a melody blaring from the computer. As it plays, you learn your fate.*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDBTSLvyPbw
Hello, Pensive. I hope you enjoyed solving those problems. They will be the last of that difficulty you ever solve. As I initially informed you, they would not be difficult for someone of your abilities. However, the test was impossible for someone of your arrogance. Most were seemingly complex, yet had strikingly simple solutions. Rather than quickly finding them, you intellectually masturbated in an empty room. The number of problems and the time limit were tied to the information you entered. Had you entered a lower IQ and more realistic rating, you would have easily emerged unharmed.
You will be the first to live, but it comes with a price. I commend you for engaging your game. However, you ignored the rules. You attempted to enter decimals and written addendums after being instructed that the system would only accept whole numbers. You did not type the disclaimer until prompted by others. Most importantly, despite my urgings to better yourself and become a heroic man, you remained a coward and delayed your choice past the point of all reason.
Now Pensive, accept my judgment. Eight cylinders. Eight rating points to unlock them. Your peers disarmed five for you.
http://img14.imageshack.us/i/pensive1.jpg/
I will unlock another for the humility you displayed by immediately accepting that you are not an "objective 8."
*Three of the poison cylinders disarm and go green, followed by the HIV cylinder. Suddenly a biting pain drives through your forearm as the fourth poison cylinder is injected. The world you had previously controlled with the skill of a puppetmaster almost instantly becomes altogether more difficult to comprehend. The dose was calibrated for a stronger man, and your IQ drops by 35 points. You blankly stare as the syphilis and gonorrhea cylinders disarm, then wince as the last cylinder injects, infecting you with herpes*
Now you may begin living your life to the fullest. Your IQ has been lowered, leaving you able to interact with normal females. However, they will not find you particularly intelligent or engaging, and your herpes will be a limiting factor. Now that you are unworthy of the women you consider heroic, perhaps you will cease idealizing them and learn to view women as humans rather than archetypes.
I had prepared another task for you, but you proved unsuitable. Rather than choosing to heroically and quickly solve the problems to redeem yourself, you tainted yourself by submitting to the judgment of a depraved cesspool. Now think back Pensive, back to the one time in your life that you were truly happy to be alive.
*You scream as you have a sudden flashback and realize that you weren't the only one in that picture. "Still not completely over ex-girlfriend, who I'm incredibly fond of." She was your first and only love, the only heroic female in existence who is not a 16-bit sprite.*
http://img44.imageshack.us/i/39500198.jpg/
She is here Pensive, and she requires the help of a heroic man. Because you are unqualified for that task, I have another for you. When the time comes, you will have a choice to push one of two buttons. Pressing the first will unlock the room you are in and you will leave unharmed. The second button's function will be revealed later. Until that time, you will remain in this room with the knowledge that She is out there, and Her fate is out of your hands.
http://img30.imageshack.us/i/aeo8oesacacl.jpg/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046723) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:49 PM Author: rose base double fault
It's pathetic by the standards set by all the cheerleaders
"omg...i'm sorry i ever doubted you"
"180^180^180!^180"
Since the Jigsaw schtick started pandering to those posters, the schtick has become pathetic by association.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047119) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:54 PM Author: rose base double fault
"I don't know, I think you're reacting more to the reaction than to the posts themselves."
Yeah, I am.
"If you don't care for it, I still don't see why the enjoyment of others should upset you."
It doesn't "upset" me, and saying so is tired xoxo rhetoric. I'm just bashing them because they're pathetic, which is a time-honored xoxo tradition.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047162)
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:18 PM Author: rose base double fault
"There are a certain number of posters that just have to bash anything that other people like. You admitted that this was your motivation."
Wrong. My motivation wasn't to bash it just because it was something other people liked. It was because they were being pathetic cheerleaders for it after it crashed and burned.
"Maybe its not jealousy"
Of course it isn't. But you and other retarded posters don't care because you use the jealousy angle as a rhetorical crutch when you don't have anything else to say.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047397) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:31 PM Author: insane appetizing trust fund range
lmfao!
the "help me!" on his gf's picture made me burst out laughing
everyone in my office is staring at me now
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046968) |
Date: January 13th, 2011 7:55 AM Author: Copper odious meetinghouse generalized bond
bump for tobin's reappearance.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#17043304)
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