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Pensive, your judgment begins {Jigsaw}
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:26 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat *As your drug-induced coma fades, you quickly realize the scope of your predicament. You are sitting in front of a computer in a small, sterile room. Attached to your left arm is an elaborate metal cast with eight vials of liquid arrayed in a straight line. Each vial is illuminated by a green LED and although the cast obscures the points where the vials come into contact with your skin, you do notice that these areas are very sore. Although you are unsure, several wires running from the cast to the computer give you the distinct impression that it would be a bad idea to attempt an escape. The computer has an instance of Firefox running with 23 tabbed XOXO threads, and you attempt to click the new message button to post: "Pensive: trapped by Jigsaw and taking questions for exactly 33 minutes." When nothing happens, you realize that you unwittingly fell into the old desktop-screenshot-as-windows-wallpaper trap. Suddenly, a video begins.*
Pensive, I want to play a game with you. For years you have tormented others, throwing chaos around yourself like a ventriloquist. You take great pleasure in antagonism, yet when those you view as inferior gain the upper hand, you are quick to rebrand your statements as "flame." Your life has been spent in search of a heroic woman, yet your actions indicate that you are anything but a heroic man.
The device on your left arm is the instrument by which you will be judged. If you humble yourself, its presence will be a small formality. If you do not, the device will teach you the lesson you refused to learn on your own. You insist that your physical appearance is an "objective 8" and that your IQ is "in the 150s." The veracity of these claims will now be tested: your salvation depends upon your ability to be honest with yourself. To begin your game, enter only this information into the computer system:
1. Your true IQ 2. An objective numerical rating of your physical appearance on a 1-10 scale 3. The following statement: "I fully and unconditionally submit to His judgment, and hereby command that no moderator shall intervene on my behalf under ANY circumstances."
Telling the truth will spare your life, but this new life may be painful because it will be lived among those who know your truths. Lie, and you will meet a fate worse than death. Complete this task and you will receive your true test tonight. My presence will be required.
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:27 PM Author: dashing dopamine popcorn.gif (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037782) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:29 PM Author: Offensive station dysfunction Pensive will dither around and try not to engage- he'll dispute the objective 8 thing, and sputter about how it's impossible to know his true IQ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037789) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:33 PM Author: dashing dopamine yeah, I think you're right. He won't even be a good sport and play along. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037822) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:35 PM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe Perhaps that is the trap! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037840) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:36 PM Author: dashing dopamine *bookmarks thread* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037852) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:40 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat Unfortunately the first two lines will only accept whole number inputs, and the third line will only accept an alphabetical input exactly matching the characters contained in the moderator waiver. If he deviates from my instructions, he will discover the true purpose of the device on his arm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037871) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:40 PM Author: dashing dopamine ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037878) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:42 PM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe don't give it away! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037890) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:56 PM Author: Hairraiser emerald resort sandwich hi pensive! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037985) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 5:51 PM Author: Frisky Candlestick Maker Church titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039383) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 2:14 AM Author: mildly autistic keepsake machete "throwing chaos around yourself like a ventriloquist."
Good use of that quotation. I haven't seen it for a while. |
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Date: November 1st, 2009 8:08 PM Author: Self-centered trump supporter range fail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13148520) |
Date: October 20th, 2009 2:31 PM Author: Beady-eyed tantric business firm - INTERMISSION -
*Slaps mosquito on arm, buys blue koolaid slushie and nacho and hot dog combo, plays old Cruisin' USA arcade game* |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:32 PM Author: titillating space what would keyser soze do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037819) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:42 PM Author: provocative hunting ground volcanic crater GET THE FUCK IN HERE YOU COWARD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037892) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:44 PM Author: trip submissive area pervert Well, I'm certainly excited to see how this turn out... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037912) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:45 PM Author: violent codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037915) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:45 PM Author: Sienna haunted graveyard meetinghouse **Throws Spear On A Chain**
GETOVERHERE! |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 2:53 PM Author: Khaki electric furnace becky 177 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037974) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:27 PM Author: rusted drunken lay sound barrier excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038212) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:28 PM Author: Lavender exciting potus Pensive won't answer. Tis a perfect troll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038215) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:31 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat It is everyone's collective duty to bring him here if you care about him and want him to be "saved." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038244) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:14 PM Author: Metal Whorehouse Bbw I want him to live life. I want you to help him like you helped me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038725) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 3:38 PM Author: Bipolar rose set he won't show up. this one looks to be more elaborate than the first two and we all saw how those ended. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038301) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:02 PM Author: curious wrinkle stage It's only a matter of time before he starts posting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038558) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:01 PM Author: Mahogany Private Investor Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038551) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:03 PM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe LMAO at the pridefulness that keeps pensive from posting ITT. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:04 PM Author: Big-titted Demanding Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038590) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:05 PM Author: racy haunting gay wizard site at the very least we might have finally rid ourselves of pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038603) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:07 PM Author: curious wrinkle stage *marvels at the genius of Jigsaw* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038637) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:07 PM Author: Stimulating pisswyrm crackhouse Perhaps that was the game all along.
*discordant music* |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:07 PM Author: racy haunting gay wizard site the game is afoot!
*runs away* |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:09 PM Author: Laughsome dark nursing home Doesn't this whole thing seem like pensive flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038675) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:11 PM Author: racy haunting gay wizard site on some level maybe, but pensive usually only posts flame to get the most responses possible. This jigsaw shtick doesn't really look to draw anyone in but the poster in question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038693) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:12 PM Author: Mahogany Private Investor Feces no, actually, it doesn't seem that way at all in any form to any extent.
a short list of characteristics that these threads have had that have never been displayed in any post by pensive:
wit, playfulness, humor, creativity, insight into human nature, insight into another person's character, and (counting this thread) insight into his own character. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:44 PM Author: mint dilemma athletic conference ah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038930) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:45 PM Author: Mahogany Private Investor Feces explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038937) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 5:10 PM Author: mint dilemma athletic conference just reacting to your credited post, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039122) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 5:10 PM Author: Mahogany Private Investor Feces ty friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039124) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:19 PM Author: Metal Whorehouse Bbw pensive is not creative enough for this 188^188 schtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038758) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:50 PM Author: supple gaped therapy international law enforcement agency i think it's probably anon3056 (#s?), he's capable of something like this and seems to feel pretty slighted by the lack of recognition he has gotten. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038979) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:12 PM Author: Khaki electric furnace becky a 180 awaits pensive if he joins this thread by typing:
*tap tap tap* is this thing on? |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:12 PM Author: aromatic doobsian garrison Holy FUCK do the vials of liquid on his cast have something to do with The Pipes of Sir Vixthror's Castle????????? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038705) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:29 PM Author: Stimulating pisswyrm crackhouse They will pump his blood full of vaginal secretions collected from NYC club girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038840) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:31 PM Author: flickering irradiated cruise ship To be fair,
It's eight viles of AIDS. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:16 PM Author: Laughsome dark nursing home I don't get this whole meme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038730) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:17 PM Author: Metal Whorehouse Bbw weak flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038736) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:18 PM Author: racy haunting gay wizard site what don't you get about it? Seems pretty straight forward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038746) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:19 PM Author: Laughsome dark nursing home Why everyone thinks it's so witty or clever. Maybe my standards are too high. Or that today's XO standards are too low. You're an oldie, what do you think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038752) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:21 PM Author: Metal Whorehouse Bbw The elaborateness of the first two traps bespoke a quality of days gone by (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038774) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:24 PM Author: Fantasy-prone roommate I also think the pacing is admirable. He's making everyone wait and anticipate what happens next. A lot of lesser schticks will post the same thing 100 times the first day they do it, hoping everyone will catch on quickly.
There's also a good balance of accurately pointing out people's flaws without being so overwhelmingly cruel that they aren't happy to play along (well, at least until pensive's round). |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:25 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess yea i think the suspense is a big part of it
if he'd done it all in one thread or something it wouldn't be nearly as fun |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:24 PM Author: razzmatazz filthy locus very interesting. ty for the insight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041653) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:23 PM Author: racy haunting gay wizard site I think it is pretty clever. TBF has a good analysis of it in one of the other threads. It is pretty closely matched to the posters persona so that they always seem to fail even though the rest of us can see the right answer.
I wouldn't say it is the best thing ever done here, but I find it amusing. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:25 PM Author: Laughsome dark nursing home Ah, so this is TBF's shtick. That explains why he's also chronicling it all in extensive detail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038808) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:25 PM Author: racy haunting gay wizard site could be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038813) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:26 PM Author: Fantasy-prone roommate I maintain dungeonmasttter's election thread, Renada's Chicago post, and egg's Museum of Robot Art are the best things ever done here. That being said, this is the most entertaining thing we've had happen in a long time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038822) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:28 PM Author: racy haunting gay wizard site I can agree with that. I guess I can appreciate dungeonmasttter without fully understanding what he was talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038831) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 5:00 PM Author: very tactful love of her life Robot Art? Don't you DARE sully Robocop's name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039044) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 4:17 PM Author: Tripping Passionate Cuckold STFU Pensive! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038740) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 5:54 PM Author: Metal Whorehouse Bbw [smiles in anticipation] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039409) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 5:35 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale Awesome thread concept. Probably more entertaining than Saw IX or whereever the fuck they are now.
IQ: I enter 145, allowing for some regression to the mean as I've aged.
"Objective" attractiveness: I'll enter 6.5. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 5:38 PM Author: Laughsome dark nursing home 1. you failed to enter the third line 2. you failed to enter xyzzy |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 6:17 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale Right. I'll enter the 3rd line, click the "I agree" button, agree to the EULA, whatever. We're good to go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039558) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 6:42 PM Author: Arrogant Boyish Forum Scourge Upon The Earth You are a goddamned freak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039730) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 5:52 PM Author: Magical magenta state quadroon OHSHI-
I'm so fucking excited. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 6:12 PM Author: Vigorous iridescent masturbator i find i'm so excited i can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039536) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 6:23 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039589) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: Glittery Selfie Pistol lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039694) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 6:43 PM Author: dashing dopamine YOUR FUCKED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039745) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 6:44 PM Author: Big-titted Demanding Gas Station lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039752) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 6:44 PM Author: Hairraiser emerald resort sandwich best part of this flame is pensive's offhand comment where he pretends he doesn't intimately follow and have an obsessive amount of knowledge concerning the Saw franchise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039757) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 6:46 PM Author: aromatic doobsian garrison http://farm1.static.flickr.com/113/280667864_3b64b8a580.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039767) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 8:42 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat *Suddenly the cast begins beeping and six of the eight vials change color from green to red.*
Hello Pensive. Thank you for playing along so far. The good will you demonstrated with your answers has not gone unnoticed, but you still have far to fall. Six of the eight cylinders in the device attached to you have now been armed. You will not find the substances inside pleasant. The first four contain herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, and the HIV virus. The last four each contain a carefully calibrated dose of a neurological poison that will reduce your IQ by 25 points per injection. The results may be more devastating, however, if you do not in fact possess the "80th percentile" physique that the doses were calibrated for.
The information you entered was used to create the test you now face. Had you followed the instructions exactly, the trap would have disarmed and you would be free to go. Instead, you must disarm them now. I have selected a series of mathematical problems that should be trivial for a borderline genius with a 58 Putnam score and 145 IQ. You will have 10 minutes. For each problem you solve, a cylinder will be disarmed.
If you are not confident in your abilities, you have one other option. Your photograph has been uploaded to a secret location, and a poll has been created for your autoadmit peers to rate you. Each rating point will disarm a cylinder, with the final two cylinders being disarmed upon an objective 7 rating. If you choose this, your fate will be entirely in the hands of those you have tormented.
The time has come Pensive. Make your choice. Let the games begin. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 8:44 PM Author: henna stead indirect expression wow, this is great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040657) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 8:46 PM Author: curious wrinkle stage ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040679) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 8:46 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin he's going to choose the mathematical problems. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040682) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 8:47 PM Author: umber disgusting parlor he has to. LOL at relying on xo posters ratings of him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040696) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 8:48 PM Author: curious wrinkle stage do you think Jigsaw will post them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040699) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 8:49 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin I'm hoping he will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040712) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:00 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat Pensive must first make his choice. The problems will not be supplied until that time to ensure that the 10 minute limit is adhered to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040805) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 8:48 PM Author: Histrionic Gaming Laptop exactly. There's no way he'll let us rate him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040701) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 8:51 PM Author: Bearded elite degenerate milk lol *claps furiously* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040733) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 2:38 AM Author: mildly autistic keepsake machete http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf7_j6_KRW4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13043945) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:01 PM Author: Fantasy-prone roommate awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040810) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:03 PM Author: Sexy Orchestra Pit lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040826) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:04 PM Author: Chartreuse base main people Holy shit is this actually you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040842) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:04 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle judgmental crotch welcome back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040843) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:07 PM Author: bright exhilarant goyim halford posting in a truly EPIC thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040868) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:11 PM Author: electric glassy property queen of the night Please go back into retirement. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040912) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:01 PM Author: Jet appetizing university lettuce titcr. WTF: some idiot shows up, says nothing, and gets 12 responses of WHOAAAAA |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:21 PM Author: angry shrine blood rage You're jealous that he's far better liked than you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045563) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:40 PM Author: Jet appetizing university lettuce You have a strange grudge against me. Why don't we part amicably. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046137) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:14 PM Author: provocative hunting ground volcanic crater holy shit! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042041) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:22 PM Author: angry shrine blood rage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045568) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:34 PM Author: Know-it-all Big Twinkling Uncleanness Library OMG OMG OMG!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051220) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:03 PM Author: dashing dopamine i love where this is going (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040832) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:10 PM Author: Bipolar rose set Holy shit.
I was worried the quality would drop off, but this makes FBD seem extremely tame.
180^180^180 |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:11 PM Author: Cowardly Bawdyhouse FBD? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040909) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:12 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin foggy bottom dreaming
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115286&forum_id=2#13032921 |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:13 PM Author: Bipolar rose set Foggy Bottom Dreaming. Jigsaw scored countless 180s with the pwnage, making most people think the next one would be a letdown because there was no way to follow that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040934) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:12 PM Author: Maize rigpig theater stage If only 6 of the cylinders are armed, why does he have to reach an objective 7? Wouldn't he only have to get to 6? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040921) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:15 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat All 8 cylinders will be initially armed with the second option. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040951) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:17 PM Author: Chartreuse base main people Mr. Jigsaw, Have you already picked out all of your victims yet? Or are you picking as you go?
Also is each test going to get more and more complex like they have been so far? Because these are getting more and more awesome. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:19 PM Author: Hairraiser emerald resort sandwich to be fair,
pensive is a very complex poster |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:23 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat The tests will reflect the complexity of those who undergo them. The final test will be shocking in its simplicity yet sweeping in its ramifications. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041038) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:25 PM Author: Chartreuse base main people HOLY SHIT 180
Have you picked all the poasters though? And is there any rhyme or reason to the order that you're doing this in?
You are my favorite schtick of all time btw man |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:27 PM Author: cream mischievous menage have patience
*floats away* |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: Vigorous iridescent masturbator fuck, i'm probably the least complex poster on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041122) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: Metal Whorehouse Bbw 188! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041517) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:23 PM Author: Red multi-colored place of business that's not very fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041032) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:24 PM Author: Chartreuse base main people stfu that's very fair, he has the option after all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041048) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:26 PM Author: dashing dopamine who says he has To Be Fair? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041065) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:29 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin tcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041091) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: Red multi-colored place of business the jigsaw in the saw movies has his own internally consistent moral framework with a clear conception of fairness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041121) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: Chartreuse base main people You don't seem very bright. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041138) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: Red multi-colored place of business whether this particular test is fair and whether someone pretending to be jigsaw should be fair are two separate issues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041168) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:51 PM Author: Fantasy-prone roommate The test is perfectly fair. He can choose whether he relies on himself (both his realistic assessment of his capabilities and his ability to solve math problems) or the mercy of his peers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041273) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:57 PM Author: Red multi-colored place of business ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041351) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:59 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale Can I see the photograph first?
If not, the math problems. BUT, I want to do them in the morning. I just took something I use for sleep, and it's going to make me sluggish. 8:00 am on the dot. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:01 PM Author: Vigorous iridescent masturbator lol faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041402) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:02 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin LOL
this is why you're one of my favs. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:03 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale Thanks.
The Caribbean WOC I told you about is beautiful, smart, and really into me. :) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:04 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin good job.
put you're definitely punking out now. Finish the game! |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:07 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale I will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041464) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:02 PM Author: hyperventilating turquoise cuckoldry SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WANT TO STICK MY DICK DOWN YOUR THROAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041415) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:03 PM Author: abnormal location Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041425) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:04 PM Author: bright exhilarant goyim halford *is pensive*
*pulls an all-nighter to impress anonymous internet acquaintances* |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:08 PM Author: floppy telephone sluggish = on drugs. same thing. makes it more authentic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041480) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:10 PM Author: hyperventilating turquoise cuckoldry So credited.
You would have just woken up from a 12 hour drug induced coma if this was real you dumb faggot. This actually makes the scenario even more realistic and even better. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:10 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale I don't know when he'll post the math problems. What I'm taking will kick in around 11.
Also, I'm waiting on a call from a heroic, beautiful WOC and will have to pause on the math probs. if she calls. I guess she's literally "to die for". :) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: Lascivious hell nibblets LOL at you already hedging the time limit. You are truly the most pathetic motherfucker on this site. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041512) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:13 PM Author: Metal Whorehouse Bbw titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041527) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat I can begin the test now if you like. If you do not decide within 5 minutes, your peers will decide your fate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041519) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:10 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin great point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041502) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:11 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat Of course. But be warned that others will rate the photograph once it is shown, and your right to mercy from the moderators is forfeit. Be careful what you ask for.
http://www.hotornot.com/m/r/?emid=ERN8SLO
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: galvanic kitty cat fat ankles lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041518) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: Cowardly Bawdyhouse Holy shit, 180 (not my rating of pensive).
Does this mean he "chose" the picture rating? Should we rate now?!? |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: hyperventilating turquoise cuckoldry 1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041533) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale Ok. That's a good picture of me, so we'll go with it. Here's the deal: both, with my result being the average of the two, rounded up.
Post the math problems before 10:25 and I will attempt them in earnest. However, if a heroic WOC calls, I get an extension. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: Fantasy-prone roommate Oh, wtf, are you actually arguing with a serial killer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041545) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:16 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale ::rolls for persuasion, skill +4 and difficulty 17::
5 6 5 = 16 + 4 = 20. Looks like I made it. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:15 PM Author: hyperventilating turquoise cuckoldry I think I speak for literally every poster and lurker on this board when I say:
Shut the fuck up pensive. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:15 PM Author: Vigorous iridescent masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041561) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:16 PM Author: Lascivious hell nibblets can a mod just edit out any post he makes in this thread? It's at 179.9 right now and with each post that goes down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041572) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:16 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat Make your choice pensive. The rules of the game are simple yet not to be trifled with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041570) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:17 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale I kinda want to do both. Can I take the worse of the two scores, then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041588) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: hyperventilating turquoise cuckoldry What the fuck is wrong with you man?
Seriously. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale I'm ballsy. I can handle it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041610) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:22 PM Author: hyperventilating turquoise cuckoldry In case your 180 IQ brain couldn't figure it out, you have to choose one and only one to stake your fate to, asshole. PICK ONE AND GET ON WITH IT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041639) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:21 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat Make your choice. I will supply the math problems for recreational use even if you choose to be rated, but be aware that if the rating goes poorly, your IQ may be reduced to the point that they are incomprehensible to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041630) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:22 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale Alright. Let's go with the rating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041638) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:22 PM Author: hyperventilating turquoise cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041641) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:23 PM Author: Cowardly Bawdyhouse So is the poll open for rating now, Tobin? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041645) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:24 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat Yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041650) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:26 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale Doesn't seem so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041670) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:27 PM Author: bright exhilarant goyim halford 120, I would really have liked to have seen you go down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041678) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:27 PM Author: hyperventilating turquoise cuckoldry cr this was a bitch move, I really hope Tobin fucks this guy up now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041679) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:57 AM Author: Impressive casino that's a "good" picture of you? why are your expectations so high man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044939) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: floppy telephone i rated. i <3 judging people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041537) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: Metal Whorehouse Bbw 180
I tried to give him a 4 but it said I couldn't vote twice (didn't even vote once) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:15 PM Author: Vigorous iridescent masturbator lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041548) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:15 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin tytytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041560) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:16 PM Author: bright exhilarant goyim halford he's actually not a bad-looking guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041562) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:17 PM Author: Lascivious hell nibblets 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041584) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: Vigorous iridescent masturbator lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041603) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:38 AM Author: jade unholy school azn I'd honestly agree, compared to your average dude you see out and about, especially with the height factor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044825) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:17 PM Author: Cowardly Bawdyhouse It's not letting me rate! I tried to give a rating, but it said you cannot rate repeatedly, even though I haven't voted yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041583) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:18 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin yea it's not letting me rate either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041592) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:18 PM Author: bright exhilarant goyim halford the poll isn't open until pensive makes a choice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041595) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin ahh ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041605) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: Cowardly Bawdyhouse When I look at view results, though, it has 1 "4" rating already. Is Tobin Bell cheating? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041607) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:20 PM Author: bright exhilarant goyim halford yeah, I think he voted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041621) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: soul-stirring ticket booth brethren okay.
I thought one of my roommates on the same connection voted. I was like, wtf, I live with xoxo posters? |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:22 PM Author: Metal Whorehouse Bbw got real scared there for a moment, huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041642) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:29 PM Author: soul-stirring ticket booth brethren yep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041687) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: jet-lagged center how do we know this isnt part of the plan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041598) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:36 PM Author: soul-stirring ticket booth brethren lol:
"6' and 190 pounds. In ~80th-percentile shape. Muscular enough to pass for an "alpha", even though I'm actually pretty beta. Face is 70-80th percentile, but higher if you like scruffy/bearded guys; much lower if you auto-ding guys with glasses. Have extremely high expectations of other people, and tend to be extremely judgmental. Still not completely over ex-girlfriend, who I'm incredibly fond of even though I've accepted that it didn't work out."
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:55 AM Author: Impressive casino holy shit. this has to be among the most epic threads EVAR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044926) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 7:01 PM Author: Hairraiser emerald resort sandwich bookmarked this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039858) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 8:30 PM Author: violent codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040530) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 8:31 PM Author: Vigorous iridescent masturbator fuck you got me excited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040537) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 8:32 PM Author: Chartreuse base main people cr wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040546) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 8:34 PM Author: green spot deer antler DOOD you're supposed to link this thread HERE so I can find them all in one easy place:
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1114205&mc=17&forum_id=2#13025039 |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 8:50 PM Author: Chartreuse base main people http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115436&mc=48&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040722) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:12 PM Author: floppy telephone so glad i ditched white wine for vodka. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040919) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:13 PM Author: Talented address *is on the edge of his seat* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040937) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:21 PM Author: galvanic kitty cat fat ankles lol oh my god this thread is 180 on top of 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041013) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:23 PM Author: Chartreuse base main people I know man the first appearance of nyuug in months put this over the top, depending on how this turns out this could be the greatest thread of 2009. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041033) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:26 PM Author: galvanic kitty cat fat ankles oh fo sho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041068) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Crusty mind-boggling stag film IDK what the fuck is going on here, but it seems really cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041104) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: Glittery Selfie Pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041124) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: vivacious institution +1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041520) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: flickering irradiated cruise ship Fuck you, Pensive - come back and be judged. I have to clean my apartment and do laundry, and this waiting bullshit could keep me up and unproductive all night.
Stop reviewing college notes in a fury, come back and be judged you wuss!
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: dashing dopamine yeah he's getting all his old texTTTbooks out, fo sho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041175) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:54 PM Author: Seedy geriatric old irish cottage You can't hide from fate, pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041303) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:55 PM Author: bright exhilarant goyim halford ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041327) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:56 PM Author: Topaz Excitant Persian Regret flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041337) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:56 PM Author: swashbuckling tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041341) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:57 PM Author: hyperventilating turquoise cuckoldry Holy shit the stars are out tonight! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041359) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:59 PM Author: Glittery Selfie Pistol srsly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041374) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:59 PM Author: galvanic kitty cat fat ankles lol ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041379) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:59 PM Author: Charismatic legend mother ...whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041383) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:09 PM Author: Fragrant Boistinker 174 = Jigsaw... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041489) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: Histrionic Gaming Laptop I could see it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041541) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:52 PM Author: Diverse house yarmulke same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042565) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:39 PM Author: Know-it-all Big Twinkling Uncleanness Library The chances of this being correct are excellent. Lord Psycholomort or whatever he goes by now is another candidate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051289) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:54 PM Author: Charismatic legend mother i get excited every time the thread gets bumped. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041309) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:57 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess 2 Q's:
1)In this universe, do we xoxo posters know that it's pensive we're judging? Or is a picture of a "random" guy who no one knows just posted for us to judge? If the former it seems like everyone would just rate him 0 out of spite.
2)Are we aware that our rating will decide whether he lives or dies? |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 9:59 PM Author: hyperventilating turquoise cuckoldry You sound drunk
Please shut the fuck up |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:00 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess um I'm not drunk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041391) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:54 PM Author: henna stead indirect expression Then you're just as stupid as we all thought. Still, shut the fuck up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041872) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:55 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess "we"=some retard who is obsessed with Antmatic and spends all day posting about him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041880) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:08 PM Author: abnormal location You're not exactly the AA poster child either, drunk loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041980) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:10 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess are you really unable to come up with any better insults than "you're drunk?"
even if i were drunk that wouldnt exactly be insulting to me |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:12 PM Author: abnormal location calling someone "drunk" is hardly an "insult" moron
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:13 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess english, please? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042023) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:14 PM Author: abnormal location calling someone "drunk" is hardly an "insult" moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042035) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:15 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess lol nice edit... sure *you're* sober?
anyway other dood is right... this is too great a thread to be ruined with this petty bs. continue to think im drunk or whatever. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:16 PM Author: abnormal location Jesus. Why hasn't anyone killed you yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042055) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:17 PM Author: abnormal location also, learn the different between a "post" and an "edit" you stupid sAAck of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042062) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:26 PM Author: henna stead indirect expression tbf, we are legion. You and he are a disgrace to racial preference and highlight why it's a failed policy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042167) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:05 PM Author: abnormal location this should be automatically appended to every Blue Smoke post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041448) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:27 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess go away, guy pretending to be woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041677) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:07 PM Author: abnormal location I'm sure this seemed hilarious in your head, but unfortunately the rest of us do not share your 0.30 BAC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041969) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:08 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess it wasnt meant to be hilarious
it was meant to encourage you to stop pretending to be a woman |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:09 PM Author: abnormal location When have I ever pretended to be a woman? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041991) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:12 PM Author: Cerebral Chestnut Ceo Genital Piercing Can you two PLEASE stop ruining and unnecessarily bumping this thread and take your stupid shit somewhere else. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042017) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:13 PM Author: abnormal location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042022) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:07 PM Author: Cowardly Bawdyhouse A lot of us know what pensive looks like, so we could tell if it wasn't him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041458) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:26 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess right i understand that
i was just wondering whether, in the context of this scenario, we all know it's him that we're rating. i don't think pensive is ugly, but a lot of people hate him and would give him low scores to be spiteful. otoh, if we were shown a picture of pensive (and somehow didn't know who it was that we were rating... im not sure how) i think the scores would be a lot more fair.
if it's the former scenario, i can't imagine why he'd ever choose the picture rating. most people are going to rate him really low regardless of their actual assessment of his looks, just cause hes pensive. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:28 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale I took the rating in the end because the math problems could be really, really hard or unsolvable (e.g. how many regular tetrahedrons can be packed around a single point).
Also, I'm waiting on a call from a gorgeous, heroic WOC. If she calls, I stop doing math problems. :) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:30 PM Author: Vigorous iridescent masturbator i asked my gf to ensure objectivity. she said the same thing i did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041692) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin you're gf seems cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041704) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:01 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale I responded.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041385 |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:01 PM Author: Charismatic legend mother tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041403) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:06 PM Author: Glittery Selfie Pistol wtf kind of response is that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041454) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:25 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat ATTENTION: A NEW POLL WILL BE POSTED SHORTLY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041657) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:27 PM Author: Cowardly Bawdyhouse Ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041680) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:28 PM Author: Vigorous iridescent masturbator i predict mostly ratings in the 3-4 range and one 10 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041684) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:30 PM Author: bright exhilarant goyim halford 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041695) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale I predict a 5.2 average, leading to the release of 3 cylinders and a loss of 75 IQ points.
My remaining ability to converse at at least a 140-IQ level will indicate an original IQ of 215, hence exceptionally good genes. Women the world over will want to marry me. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:32 PM Author: Vigorous iridescent masturbator http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041549 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041712) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: cream mischievous menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041700) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/b0J97Vf/Assign-a-rating-to-Pensives-physical-attractiveness-on-an-objective-1-10-scale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041696) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: bright exhilarant goyim halford tytytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041706) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:35 PM Author: Big-titted Demanding Gas Station ITT: pensive uses proxies to give himself a bunch of 10's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041724) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: contagious greedy jew market nah, all he has to do is clear the cookies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041744) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:35 PM Author: Sepia frum pit you know he has to be furiously spamming that poll with proxies right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041725) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:35 PM Author: Cowardly Bawdyhouse "Since you are not a member, you have cast an anonymous vote. If you'd like us to record your votes, please become a member."
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: jet-lagged center record all votes on your account
the vote you case is real and in that chart |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: Charismatic legend mother SWeet, voted. my methodology was to average out my opinion & those of the three other people in the room with me (two guys and a lesbian... maybe not the best sample, but whatevz). ended up assigning a lower value than i would have given him alone. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041746) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: hyperventilating turquoise cuckoldry When does this poll close? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041748) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: contagious greedy jew market poll sucks. you can vote multiple times by clearing cookies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041750) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:42 PM Author: soul-stirring ticket booth brethren Maybe you should eliminate the 10s and 1s from the final tally because those numbers are obviously dishonest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041787) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:43 PM Author: Fantasy-prone roommate Given the current distribution, it doesn't look like that would affect the outcome any. People seem to have exaggerated in equal numbers in each direction.
Surprisingly, most numbers seem to be in the average zone, which suggests people weren't attempting to sway the poll too much out of bias. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:47 PM Author: soul-stirring ticket booth brethren Yeah, that's probably true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041821) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:36 PM Author: violent codepig lol pensive is clickin mad 10's in a public library somewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041739) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:38 PM Author: bright exhilarant goyim halford lol @ the mental image of pensive furiously going from computer to computer in some vast, empty public computer lab somewhere (while a vietnamese lady cleans the floor) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041759) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:39 PM Author: Charismatic legend mother ahahhaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041761) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:38 PM Author: violent codepig pensive is an objective 6 IMO. nothing higher, nothing lower. slightly above average because his face is symmetrical for the most part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041756) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:39 PM Author: bright exhilarant goyim halford titcr. I voted 6. I think that's the most honest answer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041762) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:40 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin yup. I agree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041766) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:41 PM Author: soul-stirring ticket booth brethren I did 5, he's an average looking dude. Nondescript. I don't see anything that bumps him up to a six. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041774) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:43 PM Author: Vigorous iridescent masturbator credited. but anything between 4 and 6 seems reasonable to me. anything outside that range i don't understand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041791) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:44 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess i think hes better than average. has all his hair, isn't fat, even symmetrical features. also i guess we can't really rate this, but he's tall irl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041797) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:46 PM Author: soul-stirring ticket booth brethren Yeah, but I see that as average. Bring overweight brings it down, being asymmetrical brings it down, having more striking features brings it up, not being pale brings it up.
I can see any score between 4-6 being honest though, maybe even a 3 or 7 if you really detest or revere that look, respectively. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:48 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess i think of 5 as median compared to all other guys
most guys in their late 20s have some of the problems youre listing (fat, plain, not tall, many losing some hair)... he doesnt have any of those issues so i think hes def. above average |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:52 PM Author: Unhinged senate filthpig i'm surprised at some of the comments being made here. under these criteria, i'd be about an 8 or 8.5, and that'd certainly be news to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041859) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:53 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess what do you think your rating is?
i know people like to rag on pensive, but i really dont get why people think he isnt attractive. i dont think hes an "objective 8" or whatever but i dont think any girl would disqualify him based on looks. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:57 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin this isn't true. He's definitely not the "type" for many of my friends. But objectively, he's not ugly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041900) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:58 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess of fair enough
i guess he isnt some peoples type (not my type either) but i cant imagine a chick dinging him solely based on his looks, if they liked everything else about him |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:05 PM Author: Motley macaca I showed the pic to my girl, she wasn't feeling him.
I agree with Osi, your criteria/standards seem a little generous. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:12 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin I rated him based on the idea of 'what if he were my type'. If he were, then he's a 6. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042015) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:25 PM Author: henna stead indirect expression Well, your girl is into black dudes. what do you expect? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042159) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:33 PM Author: Motley macaca ha, I don't think she has a proclivity for black dudes...pretty sure I'm the first black guy she's dated, and I'm mixed. And not particularly dark. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042290) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:05 AM Author: henna stead indirect expression It didn't stop you from claiming it in the admissions process, though! one-drop rule, hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042708) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:51 AM Author: angry shrine blood rage This thread needs moar AA arguing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044262) |
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Date: September 24th, 2011 12:56 PM Author: awkward national wagecucks you beefin? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#19032787) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:57 PM Author: Unhinged senate filthpig i would've rated myself a 6, objectively speaking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041904) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:50 PM Author: Bateful onyx useless brakes church building this seems really odd to me. the average american is overweight (BMI of 27), 5'9" and has asymmetric features. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041848) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:52 PM Author: soul-stirring ticket booth brethren Yeah, but I considered average attractiveness. Which would be, as noted elsewhere, 5'9", 190lbs, mostly symmetrical = 5, imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041865) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:56 PM Author: Bateful onyx useless brakes church building right, though that 190 lbs would probably amount to 20% body fat (discernible beer belly). On that scale, I think merely being somewhat fit (<12% body fat), taller than average, and having symmetric features pushes you up to at least 6.5 (around the 70th percentile). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041894) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:44 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin He's tall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041801) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:48 PM Author: Thriller Hideous Sanctuary he's 5' 10" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041831) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess hes ~6'1 id estimate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041837) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale 6' and 185 pounds. In good shape.
Have always dated beautiful women, so I'm doing something right. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:05 PM Author: Thriller Hideous Sanctuary "Have always dated beautiful women, so I'm doing something right."
ROFL
What's your bodyfat at 185? 20% |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:29 AM Author: Bronze doctorate no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044345) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:40 PM Author: Know-it-all Big Twinkling Uncleanness Library Dude, you've dated like 1 chick. Come on now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051303) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin is this true? Blue Smoke says he's tall and she doesn't throw that word around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041845) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:50 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess lol i definitely dont
as you know im tall and he looked tall to me
most guys who say they're 6' are like 5'10. hes definitely a legit 6', if not taller. |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:04 PM Author: Thriller Hideous Sanctuary 5' 10" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041952) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:46 PM Author: bright exhilarant goyim halford you really think pensive is "average?" remember what average means. 5'9, 190 pounds, plain face, etc. Pensive is slightly above that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041814) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:47 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041818) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: soul-stirring ticket booth brethren true, but also he wears dorky glasses and is a bit pale. that brings him down a notch.
If he got outside once in a while and tried to be a little more stylish, he could hit a 6. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:30 AM Author: Bronze doctorate 5'4" 160 is an average woman, but almost everyone here would say that's a 4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044346) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:40 AM Author: aggressive overrated locale In high school, it was 5'4/140, which is usually fat but not always, especially if a woman's athletic.
For example, black women often "weigh a lot" even when they have amazing bodies. There are some stunning, in-shape, slender-looking black girls who are 5'6ish and weigh over 150 pounds. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:46 AM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe Blacks have bones made of rocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044359) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:53 AM Author: aggressive overrated locale I think it has to do with (1) more musculature, and (2) more fat in the right places, in women.
I dated a 5'3 / 135# black woman and her body was perfect by my standard (although I like women ~5 pounds chubbier than most men, and am definitely not into the anorexic waifs XO seems to worship). |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:33 PM Author: cracking coral party of the first part plaza I'm 5'7" 150
dad is black, mom is white |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:46 PM Author: Bateful onyx useless brakes church building I think pensive is a biatch, but 6.5 seems correct to me, assuming a normal (rather than uniform) distribution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041810) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:46 PM Author: Fantasy-prone roommate stfu pensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041815) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:48 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin he sure does love the number 6.5
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032314
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039293 |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: Fantasy-prone roommate Oooh, good catch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041844) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:50 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale Funny, but I have no connection to this ravioli guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041849) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:16 PM Author: Fluffy odious ape marketing idea You guys are biased. He's an 8-9. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042053) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:14 AM Author: aggressive overrated locale No way. I gave myself a 10, wanting to live, but on a (5,2) normal distribution, I'm no better than 7.
I'm an 8-9 in certain niches, but with respect to the general population, 6-6.5 is about right. Of course, I probably averaged 4.5-5 on the XO poll because some people hate me. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:40 AM Author: Alcoholic 180 juggernaut STFU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044832) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:42 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat The results will be tabulated in 5 minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041780) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:50 PM Author: Metal Whorehouse Bbw poll closed then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041850) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:55 PM Author: Cowardly Bawdyhouse Hurry up man, I have to get back to my studies... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041889) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 10:57 PM Author: Talented address wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041906) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:17 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat Pensive, this was your other test. As you have no doubt realized, it would have been a trivial matter for someone of your abilities. Reflect on these problems, and await your final judgment.
1. Player A has one more coin than player B. Both players throw all of their coins simultaneously and observe the number that come up heads. Assuming all the coins are fair, what is the probability that A obtains more heads than B?
2. At a movie theater, the manager announces that a free ticket will be given to the first person in line whose birthday is the same as someone in line who has already bought a ticket. You have the option of getting in line at any time. Assuming that you don't know anyone else's birthday, and that birthdays are uniformly distributed throughout a 365 day year, what position in line gives you the best chance of being the first duplicate birthday?
3. Find all solutions to c^2 + 1 = (a^2 − 1)(b^2 − 1), in integers a, b, and c.
4. If the numbers 2n and 5n (where n is a positive integer) start with the same digit, what is this digit? The numbers are written in decimal notation, with no leading zeroes.
5. If x and y are positive real numbers, show that x^y + y^x > 1.
6. Players A and B each have a well shuffled standard pack of cards, with no jokers. The players deal their cards one at a time, from the top of the deck, checking for an exact match. Player A wins if, once the packs are fully dealt, no matches are found. Player B wins if at least one match occurs. What is the probability that player A wins?
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:19 PM Author: soul-stirring ticket booth brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042082) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:21 PM Author: Cobalt Zombie-like Sex Offender Turdskin jesus christ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042093) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:21 PM Author: arousing vengeful corner factory reset button lol
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:26 PM Author: Cerebral Chestnut Ceo Genital Piercing EDIT: I'm enjoying these threads. why spoil the fun. ty dood. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:35 AM Author: blathering yapping police squad bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13043032) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:20 AM Author: aggressive overrated locale Good problems, and I'll work on them, but there is no fucking way I would have solved those in 10 minutes.
I haven't spent enough time on them to assess their difficulty, but they look like easier Putnam problems (A1-2, B1-2); even those take 15-30 minutes a piece for someone like me to solve and write up.
I actually shot myself in the foot once, on the 2002 Putnam, by working on the hard problems in the first 2.7 hours, then writing up the easiest one in the last 15 minutes. I actually fucked it up miserably because I was so hasty. Since Putnam grading is essentially 0/1 (0-10 technically, but scores between 3 and 7 are almost never given, the philosophy being that you either solved it or didn't) I lost at least 6 points that way, and possibly 10. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:28 AM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044343) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:54 AM Author: aggressive overrated locale To be fair, even if I was smart enough to solve the problems in 10 minutes, there's no way I would have been able to write up 6 proofs in that time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044368) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:42 AM Author: Alcoholic 180 juggernaut STFU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044841) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:38 AM Author: aggressive overrated locale Edit: on second thought, I'm pretty damn sure I an prove that #4 has no solutions. If this is the case, I better go free. It's only fair.
All logs are base 10.
Let m = 2n, p = 5n. Then p/m = 2.5, and log(p/m) is 0.3979...
The leading digit of a number r > 1 is a function of (log r) mod 1, i.e. the fractional part of log r, as follows. (All numbers are approximate to 3 decimals, since these are irrationals.)
0.00000 - 0.30102 ==> leading digit is 1 (in exact terms, log 1 - log 2 => leading digit's 1) 0.30102 - 0.47712 ==> leading digit is 2 0.47712 - 0.60206 ==> leading digit is 3 0.60206 - 0.69897 ==> leading digit is 4 0.69897 - 0.77815 ==> leading digit is 5 0.77815 - 0.84510 ==> leading digit is 6 0.84510 - 0.90309 ==> leading digit is 7 0.90309 - 0.95424 ==> leading digit is 8 0.95424 - 0.99999 ==> leading digit is 9
Call this lookup function L. Since we only care about mod-1 behavior (fractional part) we can assume that L is periodic with period 1, e.g. L( 1.5 ) = L( 0.5 ) = 3.
Ok. For r and 2.5*r, for any real r > 1, to have the same leading digit, it's required that L( (log r) mod 1 ) = L( (log 2.5*r) mod 1 ). Let s = log r, and note that log 2.5*r = log r + log 2.5 = log r + 0.3979. So this requires:
L( s ) = L( s + 0.3979 ).
L is a lookup function on "buckets", so this occurs only if s and s + 0.3979 fall into the same bucket. This, I believe, is impossible. The buckets repeat, "1" to "9", every 1.0... but the largest-width bucket is the "1" bucket of width 0.3010. Therefore, I judge what you're asking for to be impossible. Since there's no r > 1 such that r and 2.5*r have the same leading digit, there's no n for which 2*n and 5*n have the same leading digit. Amirite?
Therefore, I believe I've proven problem #4 to be impossible, so your test is unfair and I must go free. If I'm wrong and my proof is somehow flawed, you should be able to show me a counterexample: produce this n. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:45 AM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe This isn't your test you dumbass, it's just a few math problems. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044355) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:51 AM Author: aggressive overrated locale It's the test I would have been given if I hadn't chosen the rating. I chose the rating expecting the math problems to be extremely difficult or possibly unsolved.
The fact that one of his problems was insoluble (I think; correct me if I'm wrong) proves that it was an unfair test from the outset and I ought to go free. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:58 AM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe These are the problems that would have been part of the test, not the test itself. The point of the test might include an unsolvable problem. Do you really not get how this works? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044374) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 8:03 AM Author: stirring embarrassed to the bone karate temple lol, dipshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044379) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:47 AM Author: Alcoholic 180 juggernaut STFU. You don't go free because you chose a test that had no errors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044877) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:50 AM Author: aggressive overrated locale #1 is obviously 0.5. As the number of coins goes to infinity, the probability clearly has to be 0.5, due to the law of large numbers. So if there is an answer to your question independent of the number of coins, it's 0.5.
Also, it's 0.5 when n (player B's number of coins) = 0, because we have a "hit" (A > B) when A flips a head and a "miss" when he flips a tail.
To show that it's 0.5 for all n, transform the problem. A is flipping n+1 coins marked {0, 1} and B is flipping n coins marked {0, -1}, and we're summing them and counting it as a "hit" if the sum is 1 or greater. This is the same thing as flipping 2n+1 {0, 1} coins and counting it as a hit if the sum is n+1 or greater.
The distribution of the number of heads on m flips of a fair coin is known to be symmetric about m/2; they're the Pascal's triangle numbers. I.e., for m = 5, your distribution is {0 : 1/32, 1 : 5/32, 2 : 10/32, 3 : 10/32, 4 : 5/32, 5: 1/32}. Because of this symmetry, when m is odd, i.e. m = 2n+1, we know that exactly half of the distribution is on the numbers m+1 and up.
So the probability that A flips more heads is exactly 0.5 regardless of the number of coins. Cool result.
Ok. I'll work on the other 4 later, but I have to get to work. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 8:03 AM Author: stirring embarrassed to the bone karate temple Jesus, do you ever stfu? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044380) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 2:49 PM Author: spectacular startled theater organic girlfriend This can't be right. There's no indication the number of coins is large enough to warrant the law of large numbers.
Does it really make intuitive sense that if one player has 100 coins, and the other has 10, that there will only be a .5 chance that the person with 100 coins will have more heads? This needs to be solved in terms of A&B (the number of coins for each person) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:11 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale Problem stipulated 1 more coin for player A.
Yes, the 0.5 is an invariant. If A has 11 coins and B has 10, for example, then A has a 50% chance of beating (not including ties) B. Think of it as A flipping coins with {0, 1} written on them, and B flipping coins with {0, -1} on them, and A winning if and only if the sum total is 1 or greater.
That's the same thing as flipping 21 {0, 1} coins with A winning if the sum total is 11 or greater, and there's exactly a 50% chance of that due to the symmetry of the distribution. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:16 PM Author: spectacular startled theater organic girlfriend Ah, I missed the "one more" and just read it as "more" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046825) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 8:04 AM Author: aggressive overrated locale #6 is a classic derangement problem.
Let D(n) be the probability of shuffling n cards, numbered [1..n] into a derangement, e.g. a permutation where no i exists such that the ith card has value i.
The first few values are trivial to compute:
D(0) = 1, (with 0 cards, the "permutation" is trivially a derangement) D(1) = 0, (trivial) D(2) = 1/2, (derangement if they swap) D(3) = 1/3, (out of 6 permutations, only 2-- {1 -> 2, 2 -> 3, 3 -> 1} and {1 -> 3, 3 -> 2, 2 -> 1} are derangements).
There's a recursive formula for deriving D(n) in terms of D(k)'s for k < n. I don't remember it off the top of my head, but I've derived it before and could do so again if you wish.
Anyway, the answer is D(52). As n goes to infinity, D(n) pretty rapidly converges on 1/e, or 0.36788. So it's about a 37% chance. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 8:09 AM Author: stirring embarrassed to the bone karate temple go to hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044386) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:50 AM Author: Alcoholic 180 juggernaut And burn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044896) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:37 AM Author: aggressive overrated locale 3. Find all solutions to c^2 + 1 = (a^2 - 1)(b^2 - 1), in integers a, b, and c. (Unicode #8722 is a minus sign.)
a = b = c = 0 is the only one.
First, convert the equation:
c^2 + 1 = a^2*b^2 - a^2 - b^2 + 1 c^2 = a^2*b^2 - a^2 - b^2 a^2 + b^2 + c^2 = a^2*b^2 (3.1)
Case 1: a, b, and c are all even. If this is true, then a/2, b/2, c/2 is also a solution. So we can only find solutions in this case if there exist solutions where at least one is odd, because repeated division by 2 will lead to an odd number (unless a = b = c = 0).
Consider equation (3.1) modulo 4, noting that a square modulo 4 must be congruent either to 0 or 1. Trivially, a^2*b^2 = 0 or 1, mod 4. In the case where at least one among a, b, and c is odd, a^2 + b^2 + c^2 can only be 1, 2, or 3 modulo 4. Thus, we have by necessity:
a^2*b^2 = 1 (mod 4) a^2 + b^2 + c^2 = 1 (mod 4).
Here's the problem: a^2*b^2 = 1 mod 4 means that a*b is odd, so a and b are both odd. Then, since c^2 = 0 or 1 mod 4, we have a^2 + b^2 + c^2 = 2 or 3 mod 4. This is a contradiction.
So there's no (a, b, c) with one of those three non-even that fits the given equation, and since any non-trivial all-even solution will produce a not-all-even solution by repeated division of all three variables by two, we conclude that a = b = c = 0 is the only solution. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 5:17 PM Author: titillating space fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047858) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 3:52 AM Author: up-to-no-good chapel friendly grandma Not up to date with modulo but looks like a good write-up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13054002) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:26 PM Author: mint dilemma athletic conference this is pretty fucking good man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042171) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:40 PM Author: Cowardly Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042406) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:45 PM Author: Glittery Selfie Pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042473) |
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Date: October 20th, 2009 11:57 PM Author: Diverse house yarmulke just got home. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042612) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:02 AM Author: Bistre mood TOBIN, END THIS NOW YOU ATTENTION WHORING JACKASS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042671) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:09 AM Author: Cowardly Bawdyhouse tcr
I need to sleep... |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:14 AM Author: bright exhilarant goyim halford wait, what? explain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042782) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:20 AM Author: Cerebral Chestnut Ceo Genital Piercing wtf? i'm beginning to think this whole thing was a schtick designed just as a way to post pensive's pic without protest or having it edited by the mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13043395) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:21 AM Author: contagious greedy jew market pensive's pic has been posted dozens upon dozens of times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13043398) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:21 AM Author: Cerebral Chestnut Ceo Genital Piercing ok, nm then. but still, wtf? |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 7:16 AM Author: aggressive overrated locale I was outed 4 years ago. If I really minded that much, I'd stop posting.
The few people who have discovered by Xoxohthing I've been able to explain myself to. I've never lost a job because of this, although I dated a girl who was annoyed by it (and retired while I was dating her).
I've gotten in enough real trouble that internet drama doesn't faze me. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:28 AM Author: Bistre mood JIGSAW bitched out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044776) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:38 AM Author: aggressive overrated locale And I've solved 4 of his 6 problems, and will knock down the other 2 shortly. (Although there is virtually no way that anyone could have solved all 6, including writing the proof, in 10 minutes.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044822) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:41 AM Author: racy haunting gay wizard site STFU pensive for the love of christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044836) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:43 AM Author: dashing dopamine you have ruined this thread. This isn't about YOU, dood. It's a schtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044849) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:44 AM Author: Laughsome dark nursing home You obviously don't get that this was all pensive flame, AS PROMISED. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044860) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:45 AM Author: umber disgusting parlor solid job with the math problems dood. hope you get to keep a little of your brain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044865) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:34 PM Author: Cerebral Chestnut Ceo Genital Piercing you can google all the answers. they're taken verbatim from other sources, instantly searchable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045652) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:48 AM Author: navy point knife To be fair,
Congratulations pensive, you ruined what was otherwise a fun and entertaining schtick that brought a little much needed excitement to this board by acting like a huge faggot in this thread, and in the process you even got to show off how incredibly smart you are to a bunch of anonymous strangers who still don't like or respect you. You must feel proud of this impressive achievement; sort of like stomping on a child's toys in front of him to show how much stronger you are with your superior adult musculature.
Bravo, you won! How does it feel to know you won't have to wake up on those grey New York mornings cold and alone and angry at the world and filled with the stomach-turning mixture of self adoration and profound self hatred that causes you to compulsively seek out constant validation from the very people you clearly think are beneath you anymore? |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:49 AM Author: racy haunting gay wizard site tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044886) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:57 AM Author: Cowardly Bawdyhouse To be fair, hi pensive! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044943) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:58 AM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044947) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:04 AM Author: jet-lagged center so is this the long-awaited admission that TBF=jigsaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044993) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:06 AM Author: aggressive overrated locale 197 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045008) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:15 PM Author: Big-titted Demanding Gas Station yeah, i think it's called aspergers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045508) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:31 PM Author: dashing dopamine *applause* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045626) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:33 PM Author: Jet appetizing university lettuce 120....
Leave my FRIEND pensive ALONE. He has earned your respect. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:35 PM Author: angry shrine blood rage Why the fuck would it be ruined? We just need jigsaw to come back and post the death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045658) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:44 PM Author: Know-it-all Big Twinkling Uncleanness Library tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051359) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 2:38 PM Author: Bistre mood Correction: There's no way anyone with an IQ under 180 could have solved all 6 in 10 minutes. PWND! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046475) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:53 AM Author: Alcoholic 180 juggernaut Jigsaw, please make Pensive suffer a cruel death on account of his pride. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044908) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 10:55 AM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044928) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:02 AM Author: Impressive casino this thread was awesome until pensive ruined it by solving the problems. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044979) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:05 AM Author: Alcoholic 180 juggernaut He started ruining it before that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044999) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:07 AM Author: aggressive overrated locale I still have two to solve. The movie-theater one is pure computation. The x^y + y^x has me in a nasty mess of partial derivatives. I'm missing one thing and I'll need to sleep on it. I'm pretty close, but I'm not sure my solution is rigorous, and it's really ugly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045012) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:08 AM Author: jet-lagged center nice prideful boastpoast followed by moniker switch
stfu pensive |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:08 AM Author: racy haunting gay wizard site DIAF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045022) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:35 AM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe I'm enjoying the retarded spectacle pensive is making of himself. I wouldn't be surprised if this is some sort of devious punishment that Jigsaw is meting out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045216) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:37 PM Author: angry shrine blood rage Yeah, but he didn't get them all. He tried and failed...seems about as expected. Why does that ruin anything? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045670) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:45 PM Author: Know-it-all Big Twinkling Uncleanness Library WTF? He picked choice 1. His ability to solve the math problem, therefore, becomes irrelevant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051370) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 3:00 AM Author: adventurous insecure newt But he's going to prove he can do them! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13053731) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:04 PM Author: Fantasy-prone roommate Wtf, pensive. How did you beat Jigsaw? You didn't do all of the problems in 10 minutes. You weren't rated a 7 or higher, at least last time I looked at that graph. What you did was fuck up an otherwise cool and entertaining thread by being a know-it-all instead of a good sport. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045434) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:09 PM Author: beta rehab trust fund i can't look at the graph. what was the last avg rating you were able to see? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045471) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:21 PM Author: contagious greedy jew market 29% at "5". 10% or so at "10" and 6% or so at "1". "4" and "6" were about even. "2" and "3" combined looked larger than "7" "8" and "9" combined (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045560) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:32 PM Author: Fantasy-prone roommate Over half the ratings were between 4 and 6. Fairly equal split between the 1-3s and the 7-10s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045632) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:33 PM Author: beta rehab trust fund so let's say he was rated a 5 avg. how much would the serum have dropped his IQ by? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045644) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:36 PM Author: Fantasy-prone roommate Well, it depends which vials were disarmed. If he has all 4 diseases, it might be by only 25 points. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045661) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:33 PM Author: Cerebral Chestnut Ceo Genital Piercing tbf, the problems -- and solutions -- are google-able (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045636) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:36 PM Author: floppy telephone there should be a penalty for cheating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045665) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:37 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale I proved one of the 6 problems to be unsolvable, meaning that it was an unfair test from the start. So yeah, I beat him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045675) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:40 PM Author: Cerebral Chestnut Ceo Genital Piercing FAIL http://www.qbyte.org/puzzles/p122s.html "Therefore, I believe I've proven problem #4 to be impossible, so your test is unfair and I must go free. If I'm wrong and my proof is somehow flawed, you should be able to show me a counterexample: produce this n." FAIL |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:58 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale NOT fail. He wrote 2n and 5n, not 2^n or 5^n. As he specified the problem, there's no solution. Fail on his part. Typo-fail, but still fail.
Haven't looked at the solution, but the answer's 3. 2^n * 5^n = 10^n, which always has mantissa (base 10) of exactly 1.0000.
Given the product has mantissa 1.0000, we know that the mantissas of the factors are either both exactly 1.0000 (impossible for a power of 2 or 5) or they have a product of 10, and the same-leading-digit criterion gives us a leading digit of 3. (An example of this is 32 * 3125, for n = 5).
I'm sure you're not impressed because I bet the link has the same solution. You'll have to take me at my word that I didn't look. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:08 PM Author: Cerebral Chestnut Ceo Genital Piercing fair enough. guess he copied & pasted w/o proofreading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045924) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:41 PM Author: Gay alpha Why would proving the problem is unsolvable be any indication of an unfair test? He just wanted answers. One answer is that this is not solvable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045699) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:41 PM Author: beta rehab trust fund since when do the rules apply? isn't this a serial killer who's strapped you into a chair you can't escape from with vials sticking into your arm? what do you mean you "beat him?" |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:43 PM Author: vivacious institution I now believe Jigsaw was pensive.
I also now believe pensive needs to be institutionalized. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:48 PM Author: Laughsome dark nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045747) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:43 PM Author: beta rehab trust fund if you believe jigsaw is pensive, i believe you are giving pensive too much credit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046160) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:43 PM Author: Fantasy-prone roommate You picked the other test, though. You failed it. The fact that he gives you a teaser to mae you feel bad afterwards doesn't mean you beat him. He beat you, because you were either arrogant enough or flip enough to pick the other test.
Aside from all that? This is a schtick, and a fun one, not a math test. This thread is probably the shining example of why you suck. You're so intent on winning that you can't identify the times when that's not the point. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:48 PM Author: very tactful love of her life Wholly credited
"This thread is probably the shining example of why you suck"
You know, if someone told me a month ago that pensive would post in a thread that not only completely eclipses his former "body of work" but also becomes the preeminent example of his complete and total fuckedupedness, I'd have called you crazy. But jesus christ. Thanks a lot, asshole. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:39 PM Author: dashing dopamine I'll play Jigsaw for a second: Pensive, the entire test was a lie. The *real* test was whether your could stand this much attention without acting like a childish, useless cocksucker. More specifically, the true test was whether you could be humble enough to be a good sport and refrain from poasting ITT more than 4 times. You have obviously failed completely, because you are a bigger attention whore than The Box. The vials explode into your arm, giving you herpes and double-AIDS. You die a lonely, unheroic death. hth. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:44 PM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045719) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:44 PM Author: Fantasy-prone roommate ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045725) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:45 PM Author: Cerebral Chestnut Ceo Genital Piercing very good, but the critical part is linking it back to the original test, showing where in there Jigsaw predicted this... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045729) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 12:49 PM Author: very tactful love of her life not perfect, but good. ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045759) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:01 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale 400th post!
The thread was started 2 hours before I saw or posted in it, and people were haranguing me for being too "chicken". They told me to be a good sport and play, so I did.
The rest of my obnoxiousness was just to see how far he would go to indulge my jocularity.
The OP gets 180^180 for out-pensiving pensive. My PR is in the 360s, and this is the first 400-post pensive-related thread. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:04 PM Author: dashing dopamine Yeah, and it was a fucking awesome thread until you showed up. This thread was a pure 180, and now I don't even care what the ending is. It's like you interrupted someone who was in the middle of telling a joke just as they were getting to the punchline. The moment is gone, you fucking ruined it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045887) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:07 PM Author: angry shrine blood rage I'm still holding out hope that jigsaw will return having foreseen that pensive would talk for a ton and fail. This doesn't have to be ruined. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045914) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:23 PM Author: dashing dopamine It would take a miracle for the OP to save this thread, which speaks to what a shithead pensive is. This thread was an INSTANT CLASSIC when it started. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046038) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:05 PM Author: very tactful love of her life you're a fucking asshole, although I guess that's not an entirely fair characterization because you seem so completely oblivious and lack any self-awareness whatsoever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045894) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:07 PM Author: violent codepig shut up 6.0/10 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045910) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:08 PM Author: blathering yapping police squad congrats, i guess now heroic women will like you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045922) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:13 PM Author: aphrodisiac canary office Shut up. Nao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045966) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:35 PM Author: racy haunting gay wizard site I would love to strangle you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046113) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:19 PM Author: Big-titted Demanding Gas Station you are an insufferable tard. please never poast again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046853) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 3:04 AM Author: adventurous insecure newt No, you're just a dipshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13053747) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:55 PM Author: Charismatic legend mother lol, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046220) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:55 PM Author: Charismatic legend mother Pensive: Stop being a wanker. You could've started a new thread and tackled the problems therein whilst awaiting your impending doom, 'stead of putting yo bullshit here.
Tobin: Good luck getting this trainwreck back on track, but I think you can do it.
Everyone else: Chill out and stop being so impatient! Pensive didn't RUIN this thread; he just cluttered it up.
(All you hear of this post is "MFF MF MMMF MF!!!" *shuffle* "MMF MFF!" as I try to communicate, gagged and tied up, from under a pile of bloody blankets.) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 2:11 PM Author: Heady mustard stock car messiness i would've tried solving the problems too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046333) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:07 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat *You await your judgment but it does not come, and you soon drift off to sleep, drained by the trials of the preceding day. This brief respite end when you are startled awake by a melody blaring from the computer. As it plays, you learn your fate.*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDBTSLvyPbw
Hello, Pensive. I hope you enjoyed solving those problems. They will be the last of that difficulty you ever solve. As I initially informed you, they would not be difficult for someone of your abilities. However, the test was impossible for someone of your arrogance. Most were seemingly complex, yet had strikingly simple solutions. Rather than quickly finding them, you intellectually masturbated in an empty room. The number of problems and the time limit were tied to the information you entered. Had you entered a lower IQ and more realistic rating, you would have easily emerged unharmed.
You will be the first to live, but it comes with a price. I commend you for engaging your game. However, you ignored the rules. You attempted to enter decimals and written addendums after being instructed that the system would only accept whole numbers. You did not type the disclaimer until prompted by others. Most importantly, despite my urgings to better yourself and become a heroic man, you remained a coward and delayed your choice past the point of all reason.
Now Pensive, accept my judgment. Eight cylinders. Eight rating points to unlock them. Your peers disarmed five for you.
http://img14.imageshack.us/i/pensive1.jpg/
I will unlock another for the humility you displayed by immediately accepting that you are not an "objective 8."
*Three of the poison cylinders disarm and go green, followed by the HIV cylinder. Suddenly a biting pain drives through your forearm as the fourth poison cylinder is injected. The world you had previously controlled with the skill of a puppetmaster almost instantly becomes altogether more difficult to comprehend. The dose was calibrated for a stronger man, and your IQ drops by 35 points. You blankly stare as the syphilis and gonorrhea cylinders disarm, then wince as the last cylinder injects, infecting you with herpes*
Now you may begin living your life to the fullest. Your IQ has been lowered, leaving you able to interact with normal females. However, they will not find you particularly intelligent or engaging, and your herpes will be a limiting factor. Now that you are unworthy of the women you consider heroic, perhaps you will cease idealizing them and learn to view women as humans rather than archetypes.
I had prepared another task for you, but you proved unsuitable. Rather than choosing to heroically and quickly solve the problems to redeem yourself, you tainted yourself by submitting to the judgment of a depraved cesspool. Now think back Pensive, back to the one time in your life that you were truly happy to be alive.
*You scream as you have a sudden flashback and realize that you weren't the only one in that picture. "Still not completely over ex-girlfriend, who I'm incredibly fond of." She was your first and only love, the only heroic female in existence who is not a 16-bit sprite.*
http://img44.imageshack.us/i/39500198.jpg/
She is here Pensive, and she requires the help of a heroic man. Because you are unqualified for that task, I have another for you. When the time comes, you will have a choice to push one of two buttons. Pressing the first will unlock the room you are in and you will leave unharmed. The second button's function will be revealed later. Until that time, you will remain in this room with the knowledge that She is out there, and Her fate is out of your hands.
http://img30.imageshack.us/i/aeo8oesacacl.jpg/ |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:07 PM Author: Maize rigpig theater stage finally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046726) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:09 PM Author: Mahogany Private Investor Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046754) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:13 PM Author: Sepia frum pit omg...i'm sorry i ever doubted you
180^180^180!^180 |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:14 PM Author: comical box office incel lol, going for a mulligan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046798) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:17 PM Author: Laughsome dark nursing home Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046834) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:16 PM Author: Fantasy-prone roommate Would have been more fun to just kill him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046819) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:18 PM Author: Laughsome dark nursing home pensive flame has to keep pensive going. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046840) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:16 PM Author: Bipolar rose set ty for waiting and making pensive look like even more of a fool
180 |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:17 PM Author: Laughsome dark nursing home This is total shit and capitulation. What a stupendously stupid shtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046832) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:20 PM Author: comical box office incel titcr. The Jigsaw schtick sold out when he tried to please the crowd by taking suggestions that didn't fit well into the scenario. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046866) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:23 PM Author: Bipolar rose set no, he pwn3d pensive harder by showing he wouldn't have passed either test. why is it always the same set of monikers getting upset with jigsaw and responding to each other? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046893) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:24 PM Author: comical box office incel I'm not upset with Jigsaw. I'm laughing at the posters who are pretending that the Jigsaw schtick is infallible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046905) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:23 PM Author: Lascivious hell nibblets hai pensive! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046903) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:21 PM Author: Jet appetizing university lettuce SHUT UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046878) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:19 PM Author: aggressive overrated locale 184 comeback.
I press the get-out-safely button. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:21 PM Author: splenetic french liquid oxygen kitchen "The second button's function will be revealed later. Until that time, you will remain in this room "
BUTTONS DON'T WORK YET |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:21 PM Author: Marvelous native toilet seat *nothing happens*
You must bear witness to the coming events before you make your final choice. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:23 PM Author: comical box office incel The Jigsaw schtick hasn't thought that far ahead yet, you insensitive retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046895) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:24 PM Author: Big-titted Demanding Gas Station STFU pensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046908) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:31 PM Author: comical box office incel Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt you from sucking the Jigsaw schtick's dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046970) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:34 PM Author: Laughsome dark nursing home One-fucking-eighty. I'm going to bump my other thread again. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:36 PM Author: comical box office incel Unlike you, I liked the first two threads. People just got overexcited because xoxo standards have fallen so low. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047010) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:20 PM Author: splenetic french liquid oxygen kitchen heheeh, the "Help Me" did it for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046863) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:25 PM Author: Cowardly Bawdyhouse 180^180. Fuck the haters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046920) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:38 PM Author: Bipolar rose set there is only one real hater talking to himself.
i think some people might be upset because they wanted to see pensive die, whereas right now he is only trapped inside a room with herpes and a 100 IQ while heroic women are being tortured |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:42 PM Author: comical box office incel Yeah, because there's no way that two people could see how pathetic the Jigsaw schtick's attempt to salvage this thread is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047056) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:47 PM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe Is it really "pathetic"? I mean, how high are your expectations for people's poasts here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047095) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:49 PM Author: comical box office incel It's pathetic by the standards set by all the cheerleaders
"omg...i'm sorry i ever doubted you"
"180^180^180!^180"
Since the Jigsaw schtick started pandering to those posters, the schtick has become pathetic by association. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:51 PM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe I don't know, I think you're reacting more to the reaction than to the posts themselves. It's more entertaining and thoughtful than almost anything else here. If you don't care for it, I still don't see why the enjoyment of others should upset you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047139) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:54 PM Author: comical box office incel "I don't know, I think you're reacting more to the reaction than to the posts themselves."
Yeah, I am.
"If you don't care for it, I still don't see why the enjoyment of others should upset you."
It doesn't "upset" me, and saying so is tired xoxo rhetoric. I'm just bashing them because they're pathetic, which is a time-honored xoxo tradition.
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:56 PM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe Of course it upsets you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047187) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:58 PM Author: comical box office incel u mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047198) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:00 PM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe no u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047230) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:01 PM Author: comical box office incel explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047234) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:04 PM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047265) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:05 PM Author: comical box office incel sup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047274) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:09 PM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe nm man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047324) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:19 PM Author: comical box office incel cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047405) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:21 PM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe u? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047421) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:22 PM Author: comical box office incel y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047422) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:23 PM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047436) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:25 PM Author: comical box office incel what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047449) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:26 PM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe bitchass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047465) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 5:36 PM Author: comical box office incel u mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047989) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:58 PM Author: angry shrine blood rage Soing so isn't just tired rhetoric. The most pathetic thing on this site is posters getting worked up and jealous when anyone else gets praised. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047212) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:00 PM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047231) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:02 PM Author: comical box office incel No, the most pathetic thing on this site is posters accusing others of jealousy for bashing something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047245) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:06 PM Author: contagious greedy jew market i'm not you, nor do i fully agree with your views, but this is fucking credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047286) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:09 PM Author: angry shrine blood rage There are a certain number of posters that just have to bash anything that other people like. You admitted that this was your motivation. Maybe its not jealousy, but it's obnoxious either way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047319) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:18 PM Author: comical box office incel "There are a certain number of posters that just have to bash anything that other people like. You admitted that this was your motivation."
Wrong. My motivation wasn't to bash it just because it was something other people liked. It was because they were being pathetic cheerleaders for it after it crashed and burned.
"Maybe its not jealousy"
Of course it isn't. But you and other retarded posters don't care because you use the jealousy angle as a rhetorical crutch when you don't have anything else to say. |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:31 PM Author: primrose vibrant nowag I like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046961) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:31 PM Author: misanthropic concupiscible jewess lmfao!
the "help me!" on his gf's picture made me burst out laughing
everyone in my office is staring at me now |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:45 PM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe 173 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047079) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:40 PM Author: Glittery Selfie Pistol i'm excited to see how all of the participants have to work with each other, like the movies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051304) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:50 PM Author: Know-it-all Big Twinkling Uncleanness Library This thread delivered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051433) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:52 PM Author: Magical magenta state quadroon 1801801801801810281080182018018018101818018018018018018018080181080180180180181818018018018018018010818108018108118001820128018080110180101801810 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051458) |
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Date: October 24th, 2009 7:11 PM Author: anal preventive strike kitty "Most importantly, despite my urgings to better yourself and become a heroic man, you remained a coward and delayed your choice past the point of all reason." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13075023) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:48 PM Author: piazza lol RP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047109) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 3:59 PM Author: Obsidian trailer park lol tyft. i think i know what's coming next re: the gf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047216) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:21 PM Author: aphrodisiac canary office surprise sex? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047420) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:23 PM Author: cream mischievous menage hopefully it involves aurochs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047432) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:26 PM Author: Fantasy-prone roommate The Box and I are up next. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047466) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:29 PM Author: contagious greedy jew market and :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047495) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 4:32 PM Author: Painfully honest wonderful den sweet tailpipe I can't wait for you're cornflakes test (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047522) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:25 PM Author: Erotic Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051086) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:40 PM Author: Metal Whorehouse Bbw TOBIN END THIS NOW! He has failed the test. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051301) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2009 7:04 AM Author: aggressive overrated locale No, I haven't.
I'm enjoying my mediocre IQ, though. |
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Date: October 24th, 2009 2:28 AM Author: hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13070659) |
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Date: October 21st, 2009 11:42 PM Author: indigo rigor theatre *J. stands on a deserted sidewalk, twiddling his thumbs and looking homely, but less homely than usual* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051322) |
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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:07 AM Author: aggressive overrated locale This thread deserves to break 500. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13077615) |
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Date: October 25th, 2009 12:44 AM Author: Abode Jesus, don't you people have jobs? Where do you find time for this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13077938) |
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Date: October 31st, 2010 10:03 AM Author: Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#16428879) |
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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:55 AM Author: White Adulterous Tattoo Brunch bump for tobin's reappearance.
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