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My neighbor is jerking off in the kitchen. Why?

I suppose I'm not blameless either, since I don't have blind...
Morrigan's Demon Baby  11/04/09
ive done it before.
Eudemonia  11/04/09
i do this all the time. if you don't like it don't look
arellano felix  11/04/09
Oh, I'm not looking, and I'm not offended. The kitchen just ...
Morrigan's Demon Baby  11/04/09
how public is this window that you can see into? do you hav...
arellano felix  11/04/09
It's about 15 feet from mine. They face each other directly....
Morrigan's Demon Baby  11/04/09
lol. maybe he's an exhibitionist. he probably saw you ...
arellano felix  11/04/09
Is he looking at you?
..,..,,,,...,...,,,.  11/04/09
No. He was leaning against the fridge.
Morrigan's Demon Baby  11/04/09
Well, if he realizes you're there, some doods get off on tha...
..,..,,,,...,...,,,.  11/04/09
that dude is disturbed. not that i havent done something sim...
scat should be about the happiness of sharing poop  11/04/09
the girl seemed to be liking what she was seeing. her eyes ...
,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.  11/04/09
Probably Alia.
..,..,,,,...,...,,,.  11/05/09
what else is there to watch on a bus, think about it. she wa...
scat should be about the happiness of sharing poop  11/05/09
wtf is that website it looks like its full of kiddy porn WTF
,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.  11/04/09
srsly kind of freaking out that i clicked on that link what ...
,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.  11/04/09
It's all user-uploaded. Relax dood, the kiddie porn is take...
..,..,,,,...,...,,,.  11/04/09
Ever heard of a strict liability crime?
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla  11/04/09
Ever heard of finite enforcement resources?
..,..,,,,...,...,,,.  11/04/09
Agreed. That site gets nearly 1,000,000 unique hits per mont...
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla  11/05/09
Is that in the US?
lostandfound  11/04/09
I don't know, do my dreams have a location?
..,..,,,,...,...,,,.  11/04/09
lol
haryder check your private messages  11/05/09
Walked past the window again and he's gone. Hopefully this d...
Morrigan's Demon Baby  11/04/09
i'm not done yet i just had to answer a phone call in the li...
juan haiti  11/04/09
i've never heard of someone masturbating in the kitchen, muc...
lalalalallalalalalaa  11/04/09
I don't think I've ever done it when he's been there. It's u...
Morrigan's Demon Baby  11/04/09
u sleep nekkid?
lalalalallalalalalaa  11/04/09
Shocking, I know.
Morrigan's Demon Baby  11/04/09
haha, i didn't mean it that way
lalalalallalalalalaa  11/04/09
Even when on the rag? Gross.
Never Not in Da Club  11/05/09
So does your bedspread have skidmarks?
Heinz Dooderian  11/05/09
Maybe he's refilling the mayo jar.
lostandfound  11/04/09
i'm so very glad i live in an actual house, and there are ya...
]:+{}  11/04/09
I really, really, really don't want a house or especially a ...
Morrigan's Demon Baby  11/04/09
cities attract nuts. no way around it.
]:+{}  11/04/09
lol poor redneck nigger
Readin' Library 2 Blocks from Alia  11/05/09
How can you really, really not want a yard?
lostandfound  11/04/09
Having to care for it. Allergies. Having to care for it. ...
Morrigan's Demon Baby  11/04/09
you can drink in the yard, which you couldn't do if you had ...
Le TTTigre  11/05/09
are your allergies so bad that allegra can't keep under cont...
lalalalallalalalalaa  11/05/09
Yes.
Morrigan's Demon Baby  11/05/09
I constantly masturbate in the kitchen.
....,,,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,,,...,,,..,.,.,.,  11/04/09
Credited response would be to remove your clothing and hang ...
.,.,,,.,,,.,,.,.,,,....,,.,.,.,.,,.,  11/04/09
i see my neighbors shitting in their bathrooms all the time....
,.,,.,.,.,..,,.,  11/04/09
wth is an airshaft window yo
Never Not in Da Club  11/05/09
does he have a big penis? and were you turned on?
.,.,.,.,,,.,.,,,.,,..,.,.,,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,  11/05/09
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.....,.......,......,,,.....,..,,.,.,.  11/16/09


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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:01 PM
Author: Morrigan's Demon Baby

I suppose I'm not blameless either, since I don't have blinds on my airshaft windows and sometimes walk around naked, but jerking off in the kitchen seems like an odd thing to do regardless of who can see you. Guys? Any perspective on whether this is normal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179647)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: Eudemonia

ive done it before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179657)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: arellano felix

i do this all the time.

if you don't like it don't look

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179663)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:03 PM
Author: Morrigan's Demon Baby

Oh, I'm not looking, and I'm not offended. The kitchen just seemed like a strange location. Wouldn't the bathroom be cleaner and the sofa/bed be more comfortable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179677)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: arellano felix

how public is this window that you can see into? do you have to make an effort to see into it or is it pretty much out in the open?

yeah the bed is more comfortable but you gotta spice it up sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179705)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: Morrigan's Demon Baby

It's about 15 feet from mine. They face each other directly. You have to make an effort not to see.

I'm not really offended by sexual stuff by the airshaft window, since a lot of people just ignore it. It just was a strange sight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179726)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:08 PM
Author: arellano felix

lol. maybe he's an exhibitionist.

he probably saw you walking around naked and is returning the favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179753)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: ..,..,,,,...,...,,,. (askav)

Is he looking at you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179681)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: Morrigan's Demon Baby

No. He was leaning against the fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179695)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: ..,..,,,,...,...,,,. (askav)

Well, if he realizes you're there, some doods get off on that. For example: http://motherless.com/AA989BC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179717)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: scat should be about the happiness of sharing poop

that dude is disturbed. not that i havent done something similar before, but it had a sense of degredation to it, like i was entering an underworld. it's not the right thing to be doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179790)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:26 PM
Author: ,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.

the girl seemed to be liking what she was seeing. her eyes were glued toward the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179947)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:25 AM
Author: ..,..,,,,...,...,,,. (askav)

Probably Alia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181964)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:00 AM
Author: scat should be about the happiness of sharing poop

what else is there to watch on a bus, think about it. she was just passing the time, considering it was a dude jerking off, which doesnt happen all that often on a bus. obviously she wasnt offended or anything, but i doubt she was all wet in her panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182928)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: ,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.

wtf is that website it looks like its full of kiddy porn WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180089)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: ,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.

srsly kind of freaking out that i clicked on that link what is the deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180129)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: ..,..,,,,...,...,,,. (askav)

It's all user-uploaded. Relax dood, the kiddie porn is taken down instantly, and the stuff on 15-17 y.o.s, well, don't click on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180137)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:31 PM
Author: Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla

Ever heard of a strict liability crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181307)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: ..,..,,,,...,...,,,. (askav)

Ever heard of finite enforcement resources?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181378)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:23 AM
Author: Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla

Agreed. That site gets nearly 1,000,000 unique hits per month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181944)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:54 PM
Author: lostandfound

Is that in the US?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180243)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:55 PM
Author: ..,..,,,,...,...,,,. (askav)

I don't know, do my dreams have a location?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180250)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:05 AM
Author: haryder check your private messages

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182975)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Morrigan's Demon Baby

Walked past the window again and he's gone. Hopefully this doesn't become a habit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179918)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:25 PM
Author: juan haiti (nah ding *pew* *pew* *pew*)

i'm not done yet i just had to answer a phone call in the living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179929)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: lalalalallalalalalaa

i've never heard of someone masturbating in the kitchen, much less leaning against the fridge. the guy must be into voyeurism.

do you walk naked in your apt when he can see in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180100)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Morrigan's Demon Baby

I don't think I've ever done it when he's been there. It's usually getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or something. Since the view is from my living room to his kitchen, I doubt he's been flashed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180205)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:54 PM
Author: lalalalallalalalalaa

u sleep nekkid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180246)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: Morrigan's Demon Baby

Shocking, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180269)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 10:02 PM
Author: lalalalallalalalalaa

haha, i didn't mean it that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180351)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:05 AM
Author: Never Not in Da Club

Even when on the rag? Gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182969)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 4:13 AM
Author: Heinz Dooderian

So does your bedspread have skidmarks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13183566)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: lostandfound

Maybe he's refilling the mayo jar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180278)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:55 PM
Author: ]:+{}

i'm so very glad i live in an actual house, and there are yards with fruit trees and vegetable gardens separating me from all my neighbors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180256)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: Morrigan's Demon Baby

I really, really, really don't want a house or especially a yard, but I look forward to having an apartment without an airshaft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180265)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: ]:+{}

cities attract nuts. no way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180276)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 4:11 AM
Author: Readin' Library 2 Blocks from Alia

lol poor redneck nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13183565)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:58 PM
Author: lostandfound

How can you really, really not want a yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180291)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: Morrigan's Demon Baby

Having to care for it. Allergies. Having to care for it.

Also, they're sort of useless, especially if you don't have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181371)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:16 AM
Author: Le TTTigre

you can drink in the yard, which you couldn't do if you had no yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181874)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:22 AM
Author: lalalalallalalalalaa

are your allergies so bad that allegra can't keep under control?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181940)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:33 AM
Author: Morrigan's Demon Baby

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182062)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:34 PM
Author: ....,,,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,..,.,,,...,,,..,.,.,.,

I constantly masturbate in the kitchen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181339)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:35 PM
Author: .,.,,,.,,,.,,.,.,,,....,,.,.,.,.,,.,

Credited response would be to remove your clothing and hang out in front of your window watching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181350)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,.,..,,.,

i see my neighbors shitting in their bathrooms all the time. tonight this guy started with a stand-up piss and then went to shit mode and i totally identified with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181394)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:06 AM
Author: Never Not in Da Club

wth is an airshaft window yo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182980)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:06 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,.,.,,,.,,..,.,.,,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

does he have a big penis? and were you turned on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182984)



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Date: November 16th, 2009 11:49 AM
Author: .....,.......,......,,,.....,..,,.,.,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13280490)