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My neighbor is jerking off in the kitchen. Why?

I suppose I'm not blameless either, since I don't have blind...
Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook
  11/04/09
ive done it before.
Walnut Exciting Ape
  11/04/09
i do this all the time. if you don't like it don't look
floppy elite base rigor
  11/04/09
Oh, I'm not looking, and I'm not offended. The kitchen just ...
Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook
  11/04/09
how public is this window that you can see into? do you hav...
floppy elite base rigor
  11/04/09
It's about 15 feet from mine. They face each other directly....
Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook
  11/04/09
lol. maybe he's an exhibitionist. he probably saw you ...
floppy elite base rigor
  11/04/09
Is he looking at you?
histrionic den sneaky criminal
  11/04/09
No. He was leaning against the fridge.
Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook
  11/04/09
Well, if he realizes you're there, some doods get off on tha...
histrionic den sneaky criminal
  11/04/09
that dude is disturbed. not that i havent done something sim...
Arrogant philosopher-king field
  11/04/09
the girl seemed to be liking what she was seeing. her eyes ...
Mind-boggling hateful national
  11/04/09
Probably Alia.
histrionic den sneaky criminal
  11/05/09
what else is there to watch on a bus, think about it. she wa...
Arrogant philosopher-king field
  11/05/09
wtf is that website it looks like its full of kiddy porn WTF
Mind-boggling hateful national
  11/04/09
srsly kind of freaking out that i clicked on that link what ...
Mind-boggling hateful national
  11/04/09
It's all user-uploaded. Relax dood, the kiddie porn is take...
histrionic den sneaky criminal
  11/04/09
Ever heard of a strict liability crime?
Splenetic lettuce pit
  11/04/09
Ever heard of finite enforcement resources?
histrionic den sneaky criminal
  11/04/09
Agreed. That site gets nearly 1,000,000 unique hits per mont...
Splenetic lettuce pit
  11/05/09
Is that in the US?
Excitant Chapel
  11/04/09
I don't know, do my dreams have a location?
histrionic den sneaky criminal
  11/04/09
lol
misunderstood set partner
  11/05/09
Walked past the window again and he's gone. Hopefully this d...
Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook
  11/04/09
i'm not done yet i just had to answer a phone call in the li...
Rose fragrant state clown
  11/04/09
i've never heard of someone masturbating in the kitchen, muc...
contagious rigpig
  11/04/09
I don't think I've ever done it when he's been there. It's u...
Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook
  11/04/09
u sleep nekkid?
contagious rigpig
  11/04/09
Shocking, I know.
Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook
  11/04/09
haha, i didn't mean it that way
contagious rigpig
  11/04/09
Even when on the rag? Gross.
hideous medicated dopamine
  11/05/09
So does your bedspread have skidmarks?
greedy adulterous gaming laptop
  11/05/09
Maybe he's refilling the mayo jar.
Excitant Chapel
  11/04/09
i'm so very glad i live in an actual house, and there are ya...
Vigorous Public Bath
  11/04/09
I really, really, really don't want a house or especially a ...
Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook
  11/04/09
cities attract nuts. no way around it.
Vigorous Public Bath
  11/04/09
lol poor redneck nigger
Flatulent hall sweet tailpipe
  11/05/09
How can you really, really not want a yard?
Excitant Chapel
  11/04/09
Having to care for it. Allergies. Having to care for it. ...
Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook
  11/04/09
you can drink in the yard, which you couldn't do if you had ...
Hairless pearl principal's office
  11/05/09
are your allergies so bad that allegra can't keep under cont...
contagious rigpig
  11/05/09
Yes.
Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook
  11/05/09
I constantly masturbate in the kitchen.
sienna charismatic national security agency immigrant
  11/04/09
Credited response would be to remove your clothing and hang ...
Flickering pink mood international law enforcement agency
  11/04/09
i see my neighbors shitting in their bathrooms all the time....
Olive trailer park volcanic crater
  11/04/09
wth is an airshaft window yo
hideous medicated dopamine
  11/05/09
does he have a big penis? and were you turned on?
odious dark plaza windowlicker
  11/05/09
...
rebellious mother
  11/16/09


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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:01 PM
Author: Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook

I suppose I'm not blameless either, since I don't have blinds on my airshaft windows and sometimes walk around naked, but jerking off in the kitchen seems like an odd thing to do regardless of who can see you. Guys? Any perspective on whether this is normal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179647)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: Walnut Exciting Ape

ive done it before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179657)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: floppy elite base rigor

i do this all the time.

if you don't like it don't look

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179663)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:03 PM
Author: Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook

Oh, I'm not looking, and I'm not offended. The kitchen just seemed like a strange location. Wouldn't the bathroom be cleaner and the sofa/bed be more comfortable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179677)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: floppy elite base rigor

how public is this window that you can see into? do you have to make an effort to see into it or is it pretty much out in the open?

yeah the bed is more comfortable but you gotta spice it up sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179705)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook

It's about 15 feet from mine. They face each other directly. You have to make an effort not to see.

I'm not really offended by sexual stuff by the airshaft window, since a lot of people just ignore it. It just was a strange sight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179726)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:08 PM
Author: floppy elite base rigor

lol. maybe he's an exhibitionist.

he probably saw you walking around naked and is returning the favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179753)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: histrionic den sneaky criminal

Is he looking at you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179681)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook

No. He was leaning against the fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179695)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: histrionic den sneaky criminal

Well, if he realizes you're there, some doods get off on that. For example: http://motherless.com/AA989BC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179717)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: Arrogant philosopher-king field

that dude is disturbed. not that i havent done something similar before, but it had a sense of degredation to it, like i was entering an underworld. it's not the right thing to be doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179790)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hateful national

the girl seemed to be liking what she was seeing. her eyes were glued toward the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179947)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:25 AM
Author: histrionic den sneaky criminal

Probably Alia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181964)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:00 AM
Author: Arrogant philosopher-king field

what else is there to watch on a bus, think about it. she was just passing the time, considering it was a dude jerking off, which doesnt happen all that often on a bus. obviously she wasnt offended or anything, but i doubt she was all wet in her panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182928)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hateful national

wtf is that website it looks like its full of kiddy porn WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180089)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hateful national

srsly kind of freaking out that i clicked on that link what is the deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180129)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: histrionic den sneaky criminal

It's all user-uploaded. Relax dood, the kiddie porn is taken down instantly, and the stuff on 15-17 y.o.s, well, don't click on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180137)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:31 PM
Author: Splenetic lettuce pit

Ever heard of a strict liability crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181307)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: histrionic den sneaky criminal

Ever heard of finite enforcement resources?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181378)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:23 AM
Author: Splenetic lettuce pit

Agreed. That site gets nearly 1,000,000 unique hits per month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181944)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:54 PM
Author: Excitant Chapel

Is that in the US?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180243)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:55 PM
Author: histrionic den sneaky criminal

I don't know, do my dreams have a location?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180250)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:05 AM
Author: misunderstood set partner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182975)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook

Walked past the window again and he's gone. Hopefully this doesn't become a habit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179918)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:25 PM
Author: Rose fragrant state clown

i'm not done yet i just had to answer a phone call in the living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179929)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: contagious rigpig

i've never heard of someone masturbating in the kitchen, much less leaning against the fridge. the guy must be into voyeurism.

do you walk naked in your apt when he can see in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180100)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook

I don't think I've ever done it when he's been there. It's usually getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or something. Since the view is from my living room to his kitchen, I doubt he's been flashed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180205)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:54 PM
Author: contagious rigpig

u sleep nekkid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180246)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook

Shocking, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180269)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 10:02 PM
Author: contagious rigpig

haha, i didn't mean it that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180351)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:05 AM
Author: hideous medicated dopamine

Even when on the rag? Gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182969)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 4:13 AM
Author: greedy adulterous gaming laptop

So does your bedspread have skidmarks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13183566)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: Excitant Chapel

Maybe he's refilling the mayo jar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180278)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:55 PM
Author: Vigorous Public Bath

i'm so very glad i live in an actual house, and there are yards with fruit trees and vegetable gardens separating me from all my neighbors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180256)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook

I really, really, really don't want a house or especially a yard, but I look forward to having an apartment without an airshaft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180265)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: Vigorous Public Bath

cities attract nuts. no way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180276)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 4:11 AM
Author: Flatulent hall sweet tailpipe

lol poor redneck nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13183565)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:58 PM
Author: Excitant Chapel

How can you really, really not want a yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180291)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook

Having to care for it. Allergies. Having to care for it.

Also, they're sort of useless, especially if you don't have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181371)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:16 AM
Author: Hairless pearl principal's office

you can drink in the yard, which you couldn't do if you had no yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181874)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:22 AM
Author: contagious rigpig

are your allergies so bad that allegra can't keep under control?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181940)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:33 AM
Author: Adventurous Bossy Headpube Travel Guidebook

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182062)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:34 PM
Author: sienna charismatic national security agency immigrant

I constantly masturbate in the kitchen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181339)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:35 PM
Author: Flickering pink mood international law enforcement agency

Credited response would be to remove your clothing and hang out in front of your window watching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181350)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: Olive trailer park volcanic crater

i see my neighbors shitting in their bathrooms all the time. tonight this guy started with a stand-up piss and then went to shit mode and i totally identified with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181394)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:06 AM
Author: hideous medicated dopamine

wth is an airshaft window yo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182980)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:06 AM
Author: odious dark plaza windowlicker

does he have a big penis? and were you turned on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182984)



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Date: November 16th, 2009 11:49 AM
Author: rebellious mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13280490)