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self-absorbed place of business
  11/19/09
102(a)'ed by a wikipedia page
Dashing wrinkle lettuce
  06/22/10
In high school I was like 98% sure this girl liked me. I as...
trip flesh dilemma
  11/19/09
that's pretty bad
dead curious marketing idea
  11/19/09
Shoulda told her to smell yo dick
self-absorbed place of business
  11/19/09
LOL @ you STILL being her friend, you motherfucking beta. Yo...
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  11/19/09
i lol'ed at this for some reason.
bat-shit-crazy passionate theater stage
  11/19/09
me too
self-absorbed place of business
  11/19/09
Yeah...isn't that usually what the girl is supposed to say? ...
Arousing Brindle Fat Ankles
  11/19/09
I LIKED WHEN HARRY MET SALLY TOO. Granted, it is waaay b...
trip flesh dilemma
  11/21/09
You should insult her on her choice of marriage partner, and...
Arousing Brindle Fat Ankles
  11/19/09
Seventh Grade at some girl's birthday party, I worked up the...
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  11/19/09
lulz
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  11/19/09
I lol'ed
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  11/21/09
Another suicide watch xoxo thread. Just what we need.
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  11/19/09
Nasty whore.
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  11/19/09
There was a chick I was falling all over in HS. We were sort...
mint business firm
  11/19/09
lulz
Stirring carmine pit mad cow disease
  11/19/09
wtf, how fucking mean.
translucent self-centered national security agency gas station
  11/19/09
what? she saved him some shame.
Insecure crystalline orchestra pit cumskin
  11/19/09
that is just fucking rude.
translucent self-centered national security agency gas station
  11/19/09
She apologized for how she treated me when we got to know ea...
mint business firm
  11/19/09
Nasty whore.
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  11/19/09
great
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  11/19/09
LOL, i think this is the most epic pwnage in this thread by ...
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  11/19/09
hahahahaha
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  11/19/09
OMG excellent.
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  11/21/09
bitch
Iridescent home newt
  01/15/10
fucking bitch
chestnut lay
  01/15/10
I award a 180 to both you and her
bistre motley whorehouse
  06/23/10
:). ha, had something similar. i asked some girl out on AIM....
Chartreuse plaza
  03/03/11
When i was about 19, I was in a bar waiting for a drink, and...
comical naked stage juggernaut
  11/19/09
lol. in the long run, nobody does
Stirring carmine pit mad cow disease
  11/19/09
You should have responded, "Well, I don't like fags. Fa...
self-absorbed place of business
  11/19/09
...
Cerebral frum goyim
  03/03/11
Are you one of the nelly ones?
Insecure crystalline orchestra pit cumskin
  11/19/09
No, which is all the more reason it bothered me. I don't kn...
comical naked stage juggernaut
  11/19/09
Maybe by effeminate, he meant "under 250 pounds". ...
Insecure crystalline orchestra pit cumskin
  11/19/09
Thanks for trying to see the bright side, but I doubt it.
comical naked stage juggernaut
  11/19/09
LOL
translucent self-centered national security agency gas station
  11/19/09
I've never thought of you as effiminate.
Blue lascivious personal credit line
  11/19/09
lmao
histrionic red state mexican
  11/19/09
lolwtf
clear spot striped hyena
  11/21/09
first 'girlfriend', 5th grade. our parents worked together a...
startled appetizing corner
  11/19/09
180
bossy wagecucks
  11/19/09
def 180
Indigo Embarrassed To The Bone Location
  11/19/09
R U D E
black indirect expression boltzmann
  11/19/09
Amazing.
translucent self-centered national security agency gas station
  11/19/09
i said too much in this post so i edited.
useless boiling water giraffe
  11/19/09
Wait, what?
Coiffed ivory jap
  11/19/09
now the only interesting thing in your entire rambling autob...
carnelian old irish cottage
  01/15/10
Harsh brush off.
amethyst locus
  11/19/09
hmmm sounds like a girl I used to "know"....
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  01/15/10
had serious chemistry with a girl in HS, but we were dating ...
Indigo Embarrassed To The Bone Location
  11/19/09
thats not that bad. a bit beta, but you're a lucky dood if t...
Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/19/09
def regret not getting some tho, im sure she would have acqu...
Indigo Embarrassed To The Bone Location
  11/19/09
Actually it is kind of bad, because you have to wonder why s...
Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/19/09
"we ended up on the floor, i was on top of her" t...
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  01/15/10
Yes, proper response to "I have a BF" is "I d...
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  06/23/10
WTF? You know nothing about women.
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  06/23/10
9th grade. Gave girl roses to be my GF. She accepted. Had pl...
slate half-breed
  11/19/09
"I grabbed a nearby wrench and hit myself in the forear...
translucent self-centered national security agency gas station
  11/19/09
I was upset and for some reason there was a wrench on my bed...
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  11/19/09
typical xo to mention that in the flow of the story as if it...
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  11/19/09
lol
Azure titillating chad
  11/20/09
...
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  01/15/10
cr
carnelian old irish cottage
  01/15/10
180
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  09/16/11
you seem crazy
black indirect expression boltzmann
  11/19/09
ty
slate half-breed
  11/19/09
wtf?
disgusting gay wizard
  11/19/09
what is so confusing about this story?
slate half-breed
  11/19/09
the arm bashing, mostly.
Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/19/09
It's not like I was destroying my arm or anything. I just hi...
slate half-breed
  11/19/09
It's still weird. and even if it wasn't, it was weird to inc...
Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/19/09
but that is what made it the worst rejection ever! The fact ...
slate half-breed
  11/19/09
This hilarious. Like something a really good friend of mine...
Provocative Chest-beating Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/19/09
i think i know which poaster you are
Spruce deep stag film
  11/19/09
I doubt that very much. I haven't posted under my original ...
Provocative Chest-beating Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/19/09
stfu bpm
Swashbuckling bronze theater famous landscape painting
  11/21/09
Not it. But so clever!
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  11/22/09
"Now it hits itself with a wrench. Now it hits itself ...
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  11/19/09
lulz
Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/19/09
Guys in my highschool used to hit themselves with wrenches a...
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  11/19/09
I read this as "I grabbed a nearby WENCH and hit myself...
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  11/19/09
ahahahaha even better than the post itself
Spruce deep stag film
  11/19/09
tysm
Spruce deep stag film
  11/19/09
bump while i'm thinking about it
Spruce deep stag film
  01/12/10
i lol every time i read this.
Mewling gunner
  01/13/10
...
grizzly address
  05/10/10
HEART WRENCHING
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  09/16/11
When I was a senior in HS I heard through the grapevine that...
Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/19/09
That's when you spread rumors that she fucked you anyway.......
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  11/19/09
lol it didnt really bother me that much, but it was definit...
Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/19/09
lol
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  11/19/09
holy shit outted
exhilarant geriatric windowlicker institution
  01/22/10
junior hs. summoned up courage, called a girl from my scien...
Lemon confused native antidepressant drug
  11/19/09
brutal
Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/19/09
twas. took me about a year to stop from thinking about it a...
Lemon confused native antidepressant drug
  11/19/09
i had a couple of rejections in junior high. theyre the fuck...
Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/19/09
I hope you spread some bad rumors about her
thirsty stead filthpig
  11/19/09
i wrote "[name] masturbates with a gameboy" all ov...
Lemon confused native antidepressant drug
  11/19/09
180
Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/19/09
180
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  11/19/09
180
smoky irradiated athletic conference national
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LMAO
talented mildly autistic lodge
  11/19/09
180, awesome
Fragrant Pistol
  11/19/09
180, if flame. 181, if true.
clear spot striped hyena
  11/21/09
rejection story = sadly, real reaction story = fortunatel...
Lemon confused native antidepressant drug
  01/15/10
ohmy180
Haunting concupiscible school cafeteria
  01/13/10
180 i lolled
Navy bateful ladyboy telephone
  01/15/10
180 TRILLIONZ
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  01/15/10
LOL!
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  01/16/10
...
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  05/10/10
hahaha
wine crackhouse
  03/03/11
Her behavior wasn't that bad. Junior high kids are extremely...
marvelous poppy indian lodge
  01/15/10
SICK BURN
translucent self-centered national security agency gas station
  11/19/09
I did that in 8th grade. Called up this girl who I knew my ...
mind-boggling nursing home voyeur
  11/19/09
I feel bad for both of you, because I have a friend that hap...
Lake Glittery Really Tough Guy Laser Beams
  11/19/09
well, if so, in my case it was a costly mistake for her (see...
Lemon confused native antidepressant drug
  11/19/09
This is the worst so far. This implies that other people th...
Slap-happy duck-like yarmulke
  01/16/10
My buddy and I in college got in with a group of sorority gi...
mind-boggling nursing home voyeur
  11/19/09
you probably suggested an orgy
Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/19/09
Part of me still believes I was telling her i'd eat her out ...
mind-boggling nursing home voyeur
  11/19/09
getting too drunk is never the credited move when you're try...
Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/19/09
Id never seen a girl pull a 180 so quick. Girl was all abou...
mind-boggling nursing home voyeur
  11/19/09
You probably told her you'd eat her out and she could hold a...
Yellow bearded principal's office
  11/19/09
LOL that was epic. Who was that poster?
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  11/19/09
underrated
walnut space legend
  11/19/09
tytyty
magenta beady-eyed rehab
  11/19/09
dude, EPIC fucking reference. 180 + this kind of shit is...
snowy sickened ape market
  01/13/10
tcr
Hideous Faggotry Parlour
  01/15/10
link?
Hyperactive center pozpig
  06/23/10
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&mc=11...
Glassy galvanic rigpig hunting ground
  06/23/10
180+
exhilarant geriatric windowlicker institution
  01/22/10
Ha, this reminds me of a time when I got really drunk and ca...
translucent self-centered national security agency gas station
  11/19/09
Ha, I did something similar with a girl im still semi dating...
mind-boggling nursing home voyeur
  11/19/09
ha nice
translucent self-centered national security agency gas station
  11/19/09
it's like the ending to romeo and julliet, where she wakes u...
carnelian old irish cottage
  01/15/10
looks like she wasn't actually into you, you delusional aspi...
Citrine Casino
  11/19/09
that could be the case, or i slurred into her ear that i was...
mind-boggling nursing home voyeur
  11/19/09
No, she would have liked that, provided you didn't say it in...
Slap-happy duck-like yarmulke
  01/16/10
lol @ this thread
Citrine Casino
  11/19/09
This is an awesome thread. One of the best parts is how all...
Yellow bearded principal's office
  11/19/09
FWIW, my story was the exact opposite of that.
Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/19/09
I'm 6', got stuffed by a 5'8" guy in the low post. Tha...
milky candlestick maker
  11/19/09
I'm 6'3, was going for a layup on a breakaway, had a guy who...
mind-boggling nursing home voyeur
  11/19/09
I did that to a dood once. I was running the length of the ...
milky candlestick maker
  11/21/09
that is a 175 thing to yell
dun dog poop heaven
  06/23/10
I worked at a grocery store in HS with two hot girls from an...
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  11/19/09
tyvmft
translucent self-centered national security agency gas station
  11/19/09
MOAR
Spruce deep stag film
  11/19/09
TCR
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  11/19/09
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  11/19/09
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translucent self-centered national security agency gas station
  11/19/09
oh to add to the pwnage I made the phone call amongst some F...
magenta beady-eyed rehab
  11/19/09
Ouch.
Lake Glittery Really Tough Guy Laser Beams
  11/19/09
Girlfriend of 4 years cheated on me when I was on a trip pro...
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  11/19/09
*wrenches self
slate half-breed
  11/19/09
...
razzmatazz garrison genital piercing
  11/20/09
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black indirect expression boltzmann
  11/19/09
I hope for your sake that this is flame.
clear spot striped hyena
  11/21/09
This is obviously a lie. You don't know the shape of his di...
Slap-happy duck-like yarmulke
  01/16/10
Wasn't really a big deal to me... But I decided to ask th...
vigorous area
  11/19/09
i've never been rejected. one time i tried to get a female f...
brilliant cheese-eating cuck
  11/19/09
You don't talk to enough girls
Iridescent home newt
  01/15/10
junior year in high school I was going to my best friends bi...
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  11/19/09
...
razzmatazz garrison genital piercing
  11/19/09
So there's this insanely hot girl. She's like a 9. One of th...
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  11/20/09
lol. pwned.
Silver den
  11/21/09
pwnter
Vermilion outnumbered kitchen
  11/21/09
:(
Iridescent home newt
  01/15/10
There were these two girls on the subway across from me talk...
razzle-dazzle multi-billionaire office
  11/21/09
Ty for bumping this terrific wrench thread.
razzmatazz garrison genital piercing
  01/13/10
Getting thrown out of the house (I was visiting) after his m...
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  01/13/10
fantastic
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  01/13/10
Wachtell.
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  01/13/10
Senior year of HS was going out with the [white] school vale...
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  01/15/10
damn.
Iridescent home newt
  01/15/10
Didn't get over this for quite some time.
Spectacular Cobalt Shrine Mental Disorder
  01/15/10
Be honest. Did you ever get your dick wet?
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  01/15/10
No, she was a holy roller. Only kissing and boobs on the OUT...
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  01/15/10
ATDefriend from Facebook.
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  01/16/10
" "you're hurting, you need someone like me in you...
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  01/16/10
earl?
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"Senior year of HS was going out with the [white] schoo...
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  06/23/10
rhee-jehk-shun??
charcoal painfully honest son of senegal
  01/15/10
Met this girl on Halloween a few years back and hooked up. A...
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  01/15/10
wtf did you get a bad haircut in the few days in between?
aggressive blood rage
  01/15/10
actually, yeah. But that shouldn't matter. We had become fri...
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  01/15/10
http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/images/smilies/2009/popcorn....
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  01/15/10
1. 3rd grade. Told a girl that I had a crush on her. She sai...
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  01/15/10
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  01/15/10
Yeah, it's been fun. I'm finally starting to see that no...
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  01/16/10
O...M...G...
nofapping odious faggot firefighter
  01/15/10
wow dude. you are a piece of work.
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  01/15/10
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carnelian old irish cottage
  01/15/10
No. It was almost 8 years ago and I'd have to go digging thr...
marvelous poppy indian lodge
  01/16/10
how is that three paragraphs?
carnelian old irish cottage
  01/16/10
It was longer than that, but that was the gist of it. I ...
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  01/16/10
As an objective third party, I would guess that your greates...
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  01/16/10
ti, of course, tcr. Also, a tendency to shift blame onto ot...
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  01/16/10
"I went outside with almost no clothes for a couple hou...
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  01/15/10
pensive is mentally disturbed his "User Files" ...
Ebony Church
  01/15/10
I have a copy. Here's the first entry I read, just random...
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  01/15/10
Holy shit I was an enormous fucking douchebag back then. ...
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  01/16/10
Your healing has begun, pensive.
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"I feel a desire to get my Ph.D. and try my hand at mat...
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BIGLAWFAILUREANDSNOTNOSEDPATHETICSHIFTLESSRICHTRASHFUCKERPWN...
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  01/22/10
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  01/16/10
Date: January 15th, 2010 3:45 PM Author: Dr. Pensive House,...
Ebony Church
  01/15/10
"I got an email from her: "You make me really unco...
Citrine Casino
  01/16/10
It is no wonder you have such fucked up issues with women.
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  01/16/10
oh, pensive!
Spruce deep stag film
  01/16/10
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Lake Glittery Really Tough Guy Laser Beams
  01/22/10
Man, this is almost as good as teh wrench post.
grizzly address
  05/10/10
Dude, you need help. One of these incidents I can write off...
Supple frozen fortuitous meteor liquid oxygen
  06/23/10
really enjoyed reading this. thanks pensive.
Swashbuckling bronze theater famous landscape painting
  03/03/11
I asked a girl to homecoming my sophomore year of high schoo...
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  01/15/10
last year, told a friend i liked her. she hasn't talked to m...
180 Onyx Hospital
  01/15/10
A very flat "no, I am not interested in you"
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  01/15/10
This chick and I had both recently moved to town, but had so...
olive dingle berry stage
  01/15/10
You dumped your girlfriend over a maybe? Why? Note: just...
marvelous poppy indian lodge
  01/15/10
it wasn't that great with the other gf. in the end it worked...
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  01/15/10
also, i don't think i've EVER hooked up with a girl who flat...
olive dingle berry stage
  01/15/10
Fried Frank
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  01/15/10
tyft
Navy bateful ladyboy telephone
  01/15/10
One summer I was doing an internship. I had been dating this...
Spectacular Cobalt Shrine Mental Disorder
  01/15/10
why didn't u fucking punch her in the throat?
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  01/15/10
the CR would have been to wait to pee all over the inside of...
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  01/15/10
Or: http://www.efukt.com/20628_While_You_Were_Sleeping.html
Spectacular Cobalt Shrine Mental Disorder
  01/16/10
lol at Seinfeld being on in the background.
aromatic tanning salon
  01/16/10
at least she picked you up at the airport
carnelian old irish cottage
  01/15/10
TITCR
Ebony Church
  01/15/10
The two rejections combined take the cake...First girl was c...
Iridescent home newt
  01/16/10
My fiancee kicked me out of the bedroom in the middle of fuc...
Jet wonderful range
  01/16/10
i've never been rejected.
Heady jade senate
  01/22/10
best posts: SCAT MAN, Foggy, pensive.
exciting rose private investor
  01/22/10
...
Yellow bearded principal's office
  04/29/10
We should resurrect this.
Elite Weed Whacker Friendly Grandma
  05/10/10
(1) Had a one-night stand with some chick, and as she was tr...
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  05/10/10
...
Glassy galvanic rigpig hunting ground
  06/22/10
"I wish I could tell you something else, but the econom...
Rebellious razzle cruise ship
  06/23/10
...
Crusty Ultramarine Hell
  06/23/10
*shudders*
Copper coldplay fan
  06/23/10
180
Cerebral frum goyim
  03/03/11
never asked anyone out so there are none
Deranged High-end Milk
  06/23/10
I've honestly never been rejected. So I'll post my meanest ...
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  06/23/10
Im surprised no one has said "when my liver rejected me...
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  06/23/10
...
Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap
  03/03/11
one time i tried to gchat the box but she blocked me
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  03/03/11
A letter that began: "We get many more talented applic...
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  03/03/11
the worst is when they just laugh
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  03/03/11
lol
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  03/03/11
A couple times I've been given runarounds by chicks at the b...
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  03/03/11
there was this one chick i was pretty keen on, and she knew ...
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  03/03/11
MOAR stories please
comical naked stage juggernaut
  09/30/11


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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:16 AM
Author: self-absorbed place of business



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Date: June 22nd, 2010 11:58 PM
Author: Dashing wrinkle lettuce

102(a)'ed by a wikipedia page

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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:20 AM
Author: trip flesh dilemma

In high school I was like 98% sure this girl liked me. I asked her out and she was like, "No, I like *my best friend's name*. I was hanging out w/ you so I could hang out with him more."

Me: ...still be friends? (so fucking beta...god I sucked)

Her: I don't know...it's kind of hard to be friends when you know someone feels that way about you.

Whole thing blew over after a couple months, her and I still talk a decent amount. She is married to some former marine and well on her way to having a shitty life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308063)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:22 AM
Author: dead curious marketing idea

that's pretty bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308077)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:22 AM
Author: self-absorbed place of business

Shoulda told her to smell yo dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308078)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: impertinent adventurous property bbw

LOL @ you STILL being her friend, you motherfucking beta. You are worse than Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308113)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy passionate theater stage

i lol'ed at this for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308925)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:00 PM
Author: self-absorbed place of business

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309841)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:00 PM
Author: Arousing Brindle Fat Ankles

Yeah...isn't that usually what the girl is supposed to say? Why would you want to be friends with a female anyway if not for sex or access to other friends of hers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312951)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:17 PM
Author: trip flesh dilemma

I LIKED WHEN HARRY MET SALLY TOO.

Granted, it is waaay beta of me to still be friends w/ her, but she's a cool girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328032)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: Arousing Brindle Fat Ankles

You should insult her on her choice of marriage partner, and constantly brag to her about how much better off you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312945)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: translucent self-centered national security agency gas station

Seventh Grade at some girl's birthday party, I worked up the nerve to ask the girl that I had a huge crush on to slow dance. She looked at me and then just flat out said "no" and walked away.

I was crushed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308076)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:47 PM
Author: Blue lascivious personal credit line

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309118)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: Charismatic filthy university azn

I lol'ed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328071)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:24 AM
Author: Insecure crystalline orchestra pit cumskin

Another suicide watch xoxo thread. Just what we need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308094)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: thirsty stead filthpig

Nasty whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308909)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:24 AM
Author: mint business firm

There was a chick I was falling all over in HS. We were sort of friends, but she always kept her distance because of the way I felt about her. I had her on ICQ and she had some N/A message, some bullshit love poetry. She actually messaged me with "Not about you." Totally unsolicited pwning. I drowned my sorrow with Pepsi and all-night Team Fortress Classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308096)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:25 AM
Author: Stirring carmine pit mad cow disease

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308103)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:26 AM
Author: translucent self-centered national security agency gas station

wtf, how fucking mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308111)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: Insecure crystalline orchestra pit cumskin

what? she saved him some shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308134)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: translucent self-centered national security agency gas station

that is just fucking rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308161)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:41 AM
Author: mint business firm

She apologized for how she treated me when we got to know each other better and became friends, but I still hadn't forgiven her for that (or myself for a lot of beta behavior) so I just kinda walked out of the friendship passively in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308206)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: thirsty stead filthpig

Nasty whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308819)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:28 AM
Author: dead curious marketing idea

great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308122)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:25 PM
Author: violet soul-stirring cuckold site

LOL, i think this is the most epic pwnage in this thread by a decent amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309522)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: histrionic red state mexican

hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309863)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:45 PM
Author: clear spot striped hyena

OMG excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328189)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:00 PM
Author: Iridescent home newt

bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815134)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:58 PM
Author: chestnut lay

fucking bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817872)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 9:00 AM
Author: bistre motley whorehouse

I award a 180 to both you and her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321059)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:37 PM
Author: Chartreuse plaza

:). ha, had something similar. i asked some girl out on AIM. she never responded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421483)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: comical naked stage juggernaut

When i was about 19, I was in a bar waiting for a drink, and there was this huge fat old regular sitting there (had to be 60ish and over 300lbs) and while I was waiting I decided to chat with him and be friendly, and he looked at me and just said "I don't like effeminate men."

That one bothered me for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308126)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: Stirring carmine pit mad cow disease

lol. in the long run, nobody does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308133)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:30 AM
Author: self-absorbed place of business

You should have responded, "Well, I don't like fags. Fag."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308137)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:10 PM
Author: Cerebral frum goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421234)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:30 AM
Author: Insecure crystalline orchestra pit cumskin

Are you one of the nelly ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308139)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:32 AM
Author: comical naked stage juggernaut

No, which is all the more reason it bothered me. I don't know which was worse: that or the fact that he thought I was hitting on him. I also think he probably thought I was a hooker, otherwise I wouldn't have done that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308151)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:34 AM
Author: Insecure crystalline orchestra pit cumskin

Maybe by effeminate, he meant "under 250 pounds". Maybe he was just negging you to see if you'd bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308165)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:35 AM
Author: comical naked stage juggernaut

Thanks for trying to see the bright side, but I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308170)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: translucent self-centered national security agency gas station

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308158)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:48 PM
Author: Blue lascivious personal credit line

I've never thought of you as effiminate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309132)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: histrionic red state mexican

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309870)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: clear spot striped hyena

lolwtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328197)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: startled appetizing corner

first 'girlfriend', 5th grade. our parents worked together at a school district. we went to different schools when we met, but i was transferring to her school the next year. i met her at a work party. she thought i was cute, was all giggly and shit, then gave me a letter asking me to be her boyfriend. i said yes, the day ended, and i didn't talk to her for the summer. then on the first day of 6th grade at the new school, i see her and say hello and she just ignores me. we're all sitting in line in gym class or something, and i'm by myself of course, when her friend comes and brings me a note. it said something like 'you were never my boyfriend, don't talk to me.'

followup: came to find out she was the school 'slut', in that she had had like 30 boyfriends the previous year. kids weren't fooling around at that age (hell even kissing was a big deal), but she already had ho tendencies. in high school, we were both running with the same crew and she came to be interested in me again. i blew her off. a good friend of mine dated her in college and said she's a squirter. she's an elementary teacher now, married to some dude 10 years older than her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308696)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: bossy wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308699)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: Indigo Embarrassed To The Bone Location

def 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308708)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: black indirect expression boltzmann

R U D E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308712)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: translucent self-centered national security agency gas station

Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308719)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: useless boiling water giraffe

i said too much in this post so i edited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308723)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:29 PM
Author: Coiffed ivory jap

Wait, what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309567)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: carnelian old irish cottage

now the only interesting thing in your entire rambling autobiography is the word "squirter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817931)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: amethyst locus

Harsh brush off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308772)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: chestnut lay

hmmm sounds like a girl I used to "know"....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817890)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: Indigo Embarrassed To The Bone Location

had serious chemistry with a girl in HS, but we were dating other ppl. she came to visit during college when i was single, we ended up on the floor, i was on top of her, went to kiss her, and she was like, "no, i have a bf." but then we proceeded to sleep together that night, with no sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308726)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap

thats not that bad. a bit beta, but you're a lucky dood if thats the worst youve done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308790)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: Indigo Embarrassed To The Bone Location

def regret not getting some tho, im sure she would have acquiesced eventually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308817)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap

Actually it is kind of bad, because you have to wonder why she came to visit you. Even if she had a boyfriend (did she really?) she probably intended to fuck you. You probably talked yourself out of some pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308926)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: obsidian sadistic set factory reset button

"we ended up on the floor, i was on top of her" this is not rejection. it is opportunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818142)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 8:40 AM
Author: Diverse sapphire prole mediation

Yes, proper response to "I have a BF" is "I don't care."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321020)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 8:58 AM
Author: Supple frozen fortuitous meteor liquid oxygen

WTF? You know nothing about women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321057)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: slate half-breed

9th grade. Gave girl roses to be my GF. She accepted. Had plans to go to movie and make out. She cancelled and broke up with me on the phone. I grabbed a nearby wrench and hit myself in the forearms a bunch.

5 years later she wants me. I don't give her the time of day. She is fat and married with a couple of ugly kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308735)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: translucent self-centered national security agency gas station

"I grabbed a nearby wrench and hit myself in the forearms a bunch."

Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308749)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: slate half-breed

I was upset and for some reason there was a wrench on my bedroom floor. So I grabbed it and hit myself in the arm in frustration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308755)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: bossy wagecucks

typical xo to mention that in the flow of the story as if its no big deal/to be expected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308811)



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Date: November 20th, 2009 12:51 AM
Author: Azure titillating chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13315657)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:38 PM
Author: slippery toilet seat gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13814938)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:29 PM
Author: carnelian old irish cottage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818097)



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Date: September 16th, 2011 11:56 AM
Author: khaki electric regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#18981585)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: black indirect expression boltzmann

you seem crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308759)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:12 PM
Author: slate half-breed

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308766)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: disgusting gay wizard

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308768)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: slate half-breed

what is so confusing about this story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308785)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:16 PM
Author: Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap

the arm bashing, mostly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308796)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: slate half-breed

It's not like I was destroying my arm or anything. I just hit myself in frustration a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308831)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap

It's still weird. and even if it wasn't, it was weird to include it in the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308846)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: slate half-breed

but that is what made it the worst rejection ever! The fact that I hit myself with a wrench!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308917)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: Provocative Chest-beating Scourge Upon The Earth

This hilarious. Like something a really good friend of mine would say. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310195)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Spruce deep stag film

i think i know which poaster you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310238)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: Provocative Chest-beating Scourge Upon The Earth

I doubt that very much. I haven't posted under my original moniker in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312924)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bronze theater famous landscape painting

stfu bpm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328054)



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Date: November 22nd, 2009 11:47 PM
Author: Provocative Chest-beating Scourge Upon The Earth

Not it. But so clever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13343783)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser Scarlet Organic Girlfriend

"Now it hits itself with a wrench. Now it hits itself with a wrench!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308858)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:25 PM
Author: Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308888)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz garrison genital piercing

Guys in my highschool used to hit themselves with wrenches all the time; it was no big deal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309498)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:08 PM
Author: histrionic red state mexican

I read this as "I grabbed a nearby WENCH and hit myself in the forearms a bunch."

Totally confused as to why you grabbed a ho and started hitting yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309924)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Spruce deep stag film

ahahahaha

even better than the post itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310245)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Spruce deep stag film

tysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310251)



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Date: January 12th, 2010 11:57 PM
Author: Spruce deep stag film

bump while i'm thinking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795142)



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Date: January 13th, 2010 12:10 AM
Author: Mewling gunner

i lol every time i read this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795261)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 7:37 PM
Author: grizzly address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#14957286)



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Date: September 16th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: Fuchsia water buffalo menage

HEART WRENCHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#18981447)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap

When I was a senior in HS I heard through the grapevine that a younger chick (i think she was a sophomore) liked me. I didnt act on it for a few months because I was sort of dating another chick, and then the school year ended.

One or two years later during the summer I saw her at a party. I ended up getting insanely drunk and I clumsily tried to hit on her. I said something like "I heard u liek attidood, sup?" and she replied in a completely disgusted voice "There isn't enough booze in the world"

dayum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308771)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: thirsty stead filthpig

That's when you spread rumors that she fucked you anyway....and like 10 other guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308837)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap

lol

it didnt really bother me that much, but it was definitely the most brutal "aw HELL naw" type reaction i've ever gotten from a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308864)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: Laughsome patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308850)



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Date: January 22nd, 2010 1:40 PM
Author: exhilarant geriatric windowlicker institution

holy shit outted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13879493)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:16 PM
Author: Lemon confused native antidepressant drug

junior hs. summoned up courage, called a girl from my science class, identified myself, and asked her out. she laughed and said, "is this [name of other guy in our class]? is this a joke?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308801)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap

brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308816)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: Lemon confused native antidepressant drug

twas. took me about a year to stop from thinking about it almost daily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308826)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap

i had a couple of rejections in junior high. theyre the fucking worst, because you're not mature enough to realize that women are pretty TTT and their opinions dont really matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308842)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: thirsty stead filthpig

I hope you spread some bad rumors about her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308855)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: Lemon confused native antidepressant drug

i wrote "[name] masturbates with a gameboy" all over the boys locker room. but i was smart enough to wait two months before doing it. it caught on. she eventually killed herself. i was never suspected. twice a month i shit on her grave site. so, the healing has begun, thankfully.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308906)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308918)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:36 PM
Author: medicated floppy selfie public bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308995)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:38 PM
Author: smoky irradiated athletic conference national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309669)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: talented mildly autistic lodge

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309869)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: Fragrant Pistol

180, awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13313000)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: clear spot striped hyena

180, if flame.

181, if true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328215)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:16 PM
Author: Lemon confused native antidepressant drug

rejection story = sadly, real

reaction story = fortunately, flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817999)



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Date: January 13th, 2010 1:08 AM
Author: Haunting concupiscible school cafeteria

ohmy180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795797)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: Navy bateful ladyboy telephone

180

i lolled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817589)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: chestnut lay

180 TRILLIONZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817907)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:22 PM
Author: Swollen Disturbing Ticket Booth

LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822520)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: flatulent orange travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#14957313)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:22 PM
Author: wine crackhouse

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421343)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 3:49 PM
Author: marvelous poppy indian lodge

Her behavior wasn't that bad. Junior high kids are extremely fucking stupid. That's bad enough that I wouldn't want to talk to her, but I wouldn't spread rumors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816052)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: translucent self-centered national security agency gas station

SICK BURN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308828)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling nursing home voyeur

I did that in 8th grade. Called up this girl who I knew my entire youth and asked her to a dance even though we did nothing more than have random chit chat in the hall maybe once a month. She said she'd think about it. The next day I get on the bus and the entire fucking bus was laughing about it.

pwnd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308879)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:38 PM
Author: Lake Glittery Really Tough Guy Laser Beams

I feel bad for both of you, because I have a friend that happened to. She hadn't even thought about dating yet and was just completely confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309030)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: Lemon confused native antidepressant drug

well, if so, in my case it was a costly mistake for her (see above).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309082)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: Slap-happy duck-like yarmulke

This is the worst so far. This implies that other people think you're so far beneath this girl that it's laughable.

I'm trying to think of the worst pwnage I've ever endured.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822479)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling nursing home voyeur

My buddy and I in college got in with a group of sorority girls from this one sorority. One of them was pretty into me and another into him etc. We had a house party at his place where some asshole brought moonshine so I was taking swigs of it and was at near blackout when a whole group of these sorority girls, including that one that was down with me rolled in. I vaguely remember hitting on her in the kitchen but dont remember what I was saying.

I have a slight memory of the entire group of girls storming out of the party and one of them pointing at me and saying something to the effect of "that guy is fucking creepy"

I then had to finish out my year with an ENTIRE sorority whispering about me at the bars as "that guy" EVERY TIME I WALKED IN

To this day I have no clue what I said to her, and her friend wouldnt tell my buddy either because it was that creepy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308853)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap

you probably suggested an orgy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308871)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling nursing home voyeur

Part of me still believes I was telling her i'd eat her out like a fucking champ, or something to that effect.

Granted I'm sure I phrased it in a much creepier manner than that.

Word to the wise, dont drink moonshine out of a jug from some guy you dont know who made it in his own bathtub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308899)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap

getting too drunk is never the credited move when you're trying to demonstrate your swag to a new girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308911)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling nursing home voyeur

Id never seen a girl pull a 180 so quick. Girl was all about me the previous couple times we hung out, using the grapevine to let me know as well that she was down, sending sorority sisters up to me to tell me how hot she thought i was etc. and to go make a move.

Then some sweet nothings being whispered into her ear got SIXTY girls to label me a monster creep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308958)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:37 PM
Author: Yellow bearded principal's office

You probably told her you'd eat her out and she could hold a cellphone in her hands to call 911 if she wanted you to stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309010)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:23 PM
Author: excitant point clown

LOL that was epic. Who was that poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310112)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 4:08 PM
Author: walnut space legend

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310486)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:00 PM
Author: magenta beady-eyed rehab

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312950)



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Date: January 13th, 2010 12:54 AM
Author: snowy sickened ape market

dude, EPIC fucking reference. 180 +

this kind of shit is why i will never, ever be able to quit this toiletbowl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795681)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:53 PM
Author: Hideous Faggotry Parlour

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815083)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 12:09 AM
Author: Hyperactive center pozpig

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15319393)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Glassy galvanic rigpig hunting ground

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&mc=110&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15319423)



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Date: January 22nd, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: exhilarant geriatric windowlicker institution

180+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13879513)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:25 PM
Author: translucent self-centered national security agency gas station

Ha, this reminds me of a time when I got really drunk and called a girl I was hooking up with. Apparently I heard she was on a date with some other dude so I left her a message where I called her a "cunt". I have no recollection of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308895)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling nursing home voyeur

Ha, I did something similar with a girl im still semi dating right now.

She wanted some space and told me this via email the friday night of halloween weekend. So I said whatever and went out with other buddies. Met a girl at the bar, she was texting and calling me over and over and I just had a "fuck her" mindset and ignored them all. I made out with this chick and she didnt wanna leave with me. So I left at like 2am and read all the texts etc. They were like "im sorry i wanna see you" etc. Then the final one said "this just proves to me you're with another girl"

SO i called her up and got her voicemail and left some 2 minute rant like you fucking bitch etc.

Sad thing is she still called me to apologize the next morning until she listened to the VM i left later in the day and just sent me a text saying im a huge asshole.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308941)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:36 PM
Author: translucent self-centered national security agency gas station

ha nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308999)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: carnelian old irish cottage

it's like the ending to romeo and julliet, where she wakes up after he drinks the poison but before he dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817955)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:37 PM
Author: Citrine Casino

looks like she wasn't actually into you, you delusional aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309005)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling nursing home voyeur

that could be the case, or i slurred into her ear that i was going to ravage her vagina and blow my load in her eyeball or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309868)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:20 PM
Author: Slap-happy duck-like yarmulke

No, she would have liked that, provided you didn't say it in front of other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822509)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:37 PM
Author: Citrine Casino

lol @ this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309008)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:47 PM
Author: Yellow bearded principal's office

This is an awesome thread.

One of the best parts is how all these girls suddenly started begging for each poster's dick after a few years lolrite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309123)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:59 PM
Author: Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap

FWIW, my story was the exact opposite of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309830)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:39 PM
Author: milky candlestick maker

I'm 6', got stuffed by a 5'8" guy in the low post. That was pretty epic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309681)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling nursing home voyeur

I'm 6'3, was going for a layup on a breakaway, had a guy who I probably had a 20 foot lead on at the time of the steal come from behind and swat the ball into the stands. Both teams and the entire crowd was laughing...pwnd (in my defense he was black and similar in height)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309889)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:16 PM
Author: milky candlestick maker

I did that to a dood once. I was running the length of the floor and shouted "block party comin" but I guess he didn't hear me. Ball ended up in the stands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328026)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 12:51 AM
Author: dun dog poop heaven

that is a 175 thing to yell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15319705)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:54 PM
Author: soggy brass police squad

I worked at a grocery store in HS with two hot girls from another school, Shelley and Erin. Unbeknownst to me, Shelley got a page from Erin while she was working, and she called me over, gave me her phone number, and said "you should call Erin and ask her what she wants," meaning "hey beta, can you answer this page for me?"

I totally misread the situation and waited until the next night and called her (in front of a few of my friends). She basically said "WTF, why are you calling me?" and hung up after I awkwardly tried to play it off.

Years later, I ran into them both again and had a threesome with them while wearing a werewolf mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309781)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:57 PM
Author: translucent self-centered national security agency gas station

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309807)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: Spruce deep stag film

MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310290)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: medicated floppy selfie public bath

TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312977)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: magenta beady-eyed rehab

oh god which one do I pick. I think the one that stung the most happened just a few years ago. Been talking to this girl for a few weeks, friend of a friend, got to know each other, and I wanted to ask her out.

I had her phone number that I'd gotten from her a few days before, called her up and said "Hey, it's tyvmft, want to do [X]" ("X" being a group outting with a few friends, doing an activity I know she enjoyed)

Keep in mind we'd talked a bit in person, but she still said "Who?" and as I stumbled explaining who I was she continued, talking over me, "Oh sorry, I have to babysit that day" and hung up on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310310)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: translucent self-centered national security agency gas station

ooof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310516)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 4:13 PM
Author: magenta beady-eyed rehab

oh to add to the pwnage I made the phone call amongst some FRIENDS of mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310521)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 4:13 PM
Author: Lake Glittery Really Tough Guy Laser Beams

Ouch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310523)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: Godawful meetinghouse

Girlfriend of 4 years cheated on me when I was on a trip providing medical support in subsaharan Africa. She was a 5'11" blonde, so I was shocked to find out the guy was a 5'8" balding motherfucker. I am 6'3". She left me for him, and when I asked why, she stated very clearly, that it was because she liked the shape of his dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312948)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:00 PM
Author: slate half-breed

*wrenches self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312955)



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Date: November 20th, 2009 12:36 AM
Author: razzmatazz garrison genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13315453)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: black indirect expression boltzmann

please swear this is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13313047)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: clear spot striped hyena

I hope for your sake that this is flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328207)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:23 PM
Author: Slap-happy duck-like yarmulke

This is obviously a lie. You don't know the shape of his dick when you notice he is a short balding mother fucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822538)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:03 PM
Author: vigorous area

Wasn't really a big deal to me...

But I decided to ask this girl out to the Senior Prom, who was cool, cute, cheerleader, in some of my classes and did a play with me, and who I knew didn't have a bf or much going on.

I thought she was kinda below my league and at least above the fray of HS politics so it would be an auto "yes."

I came up to her at the end of the day by the lockers and small talked and asked her, and she immediately responded with a sort of condescending chuckle, followed by "wow!....you really have some balls!" and proceeded to say she didn't think she was going, but thanks anyway.

Saw her at prom; she went alone.

(Turns out a few guys asked her and she said no...I still wonder whether I had the "nicest" rejection)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312990)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: brilliant cheese-eating cuck

i've never been rejected. one time i tried to get a female friend of mine after she got engaged, but that was only a halfhearted attempt and i didn't expect her to cheat on him. i got back at her anyway for making me feel rejected (even though it wasn't a real rejection, for the reasons i just gave).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13313050)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: Iridescent home newt

You don't talk to enough girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815143)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:16 PM
Author: maize sinister roommate

junior year in high school I was going to my best friends birthday and a girl I really liked called me up. She wanted to hang out, and I told her to tag along with me to the birthday. I hit on her a bit, but sort of lost her for a bit. When i start looking for her I am told she is fucking the birthday boy. She told me about it the next day. Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13313078)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz garrison genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13314847)



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Date: November 20th, 2009 12:45 AM
Author: Gold step-uncle's house therapy

So there's this insanely hot girl. She's like a 9. One of the hottest girls in college. We were in a class together and she was a little nerdy so I decided to make small talk, chit chat. I knew she was out of my league but thought it would be good fun.

One night I see her at this bar dancing. She spots me and motions for me to come to the dance floor and dance with her, so I walk over and we dance for a bit. It breaks up and I ask for her number. She puts it in my phone. I call the number (so she would have mine) and quickly grabs my phone out of my hand because she had done the one number off thing. I called her out on it and she said it wasn't that because she fixed it, but let's just say I never called her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13315580)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: Silver den

lol. pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328017)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:19 PM
Author: Vermilion outnumbered kitchen

pwnter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328044)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:58 PM
Author: Iridescent home newt

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815122)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle multi-billionaire office

There were these two girls on the subway across from me talking about this and that - and one of them really thought she was all that and a piece of fried cheese. She saw me looking (not my problem she had an unavoidable voice like a fog horn) and said, "ugh, I can't stand when guys stare".

I waited for the doors to open at my stop and when I passed by her I stooped and slurred out of the side of my mouth, "honey, I'm gay so get over yourself." Her friend laughed at her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328047)



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Date: January 13th, 2010 12:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz garrison genital piercing

Ty for bumping this terrific wrench thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795717)



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Date: January 13th, 2010 1:00 AM
Author: claret maniacal immigrant french chef

Getting thrown out of the house (I was visiting) after his mom found my love letters written to him including poems and everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795731)



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Date: January 13th, 2010 1:03 AM
Author: slippery toilet seat gaming laptop

fantastic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795756)



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Date: January 13th, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: mentally impaired generalized bond

Wachtell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795960)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:47 PM
Author: Spectacular Cobalt Shrine Mental Disorder

Senior year of HS was going out with the [white] school valedictorian. I was also fairly prominent so were a pretty big power couple on campus, to the extent you can be in HS.

We were quite the item, talked everyday, made out on the weekends, etc. etc. etc.

It came around time to choose colleges. She chose school X cause she got a full scholly. I chose school Y to be close to her (her school didn't have my program).

When I told her that, she said "oh this was never going to go past this year, didn't you know that? Plus, my dad would never let us get serious because you're Asian".

What made the pawnage even worse is that her dad was a minister (how Christian of him) and my beta ass still took her to prom.

And, of course, in classic fashion she IMed me out of the blue a few weeks ago after years and years of no communication saying stuff like "you're hurting, you need someone like me in your life". She literally gained like 75 pounds since HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815015)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:58 PM
Author: Iridescent home newt

damn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815118)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: Spectacular Cobalt Shrine Mental Disorder

Didn't get over this for quite some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815395)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Church Building Codepig

Be honest. Did you ever get your dick wet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817360)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: Spectacular Cobalt Shrine Mental Disorder

No, she was a holy roller. Only kissing and boobs on the OUTSIDE of the shirt.

When she im'ed me the other day she made it known she was no longer a holy roller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817397)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy duck-like yarmulke

ATDefriend from Facebook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822572)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy duck-like yarmulke

" "you're hurting, you need someone like me in your life"."

She said that because you post beta shit on your facebook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822565)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: aromatic tanning salon

earl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13823181)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 8:55 AM
Author: Citrine Casino

"Senior year of HS was going out with the [white] school valedictorian. I was also fairly prominent so were a pretty big power couple on campus, to the extent you can be in HS."

Yes, nothing says "HS power couple" like a bookish asian fellow and a pasty ugly nerd who gets straight A's. LOL @ your delusions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321051)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:48 PM
Author: charcoal painfully honest son of senegal

rhee-jehk-shun??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815025)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:55 PM
Author: Iridescent home newt

Met this girl on Halloween a few years back and hooked up. A few days later she decided it would be a good idea to meet up at a local bar. I thought there was nothing to worry about since I already hooked up with her. I see her, say whats up, introduce myself to her friends and sit down at their table. Get a really bad feeling from her friends. Her one friend says she has to go to bathroom and then all the girls leave with her and they tell me to hold the table we are at. About ten minutes pass and I'm sitting there by myself. I say fuck it and walk around and notice they're all leaving the bar. I felt so owned. A couple years later I see her out and she is all over me but I have no choice but to reject her like she did to me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815098)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: aggressive blood rage

wtf did you get a bad haircut in the few days in between?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815152)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: Iridescent home newt

actually, yeah. But that shouldn't matter. We had become friends on facebook so she knew what I looked like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815157)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: turquoise stimulating pisswyrm

http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/images/smilies/2009/popcorn.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815160)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: marvelous poppy indian lodge

1. 3rd grade. Told a girl that I had a crush on her. She said, "I don't like you. I like [other guy]. He is so sexy." I tried to convince her that he wasn't. It didn't work.

2. 4th grade. First WOC crush. I told someone I liked her and the whole class found out, so she told me in front of the whole class that she didn't like me in that way.

3. January 2002. I call a girl and get some guy with a deep voice (her boyfriend, but I didn't know and assumed he was her roommate's guy). Tell him to leave a message for her. I got an email from her: "You make me really uncomfortable and I don't want to see you again."

That one fucked me up a bit (well, because I was a fucked-up person and let it). I went outside with almost no clothes for a couple hours. It was January in MN.

4. March 2002. I talked to a girl, and it seemed like we're getting along well. I wrote a "long email" to her (3 paragraphs). I was screamed at by her best friend in the middle of class (she threatened to kill me) in front of a professor.

I hadn't done a single thing wrong or creepy, but I was 30 pounds underweight and had bad acne, and this girl was indignant that I'd even deign to approach her. So an innocuous email (I still have it) became "long" and creepy. Girls really hate omegas (which I was then). Cunt.

5. January 2004. After an failed attempt to hit on a girl who was visiting my floor, I retreat to my room and when I'm gone, I hear her complaining about me to her friends in an extremely unflattering and distasteful way. I'm a bit unstable (just returned from Budapest, which was awesome, but the return adjustment was a bitch) at the time so I come back out and call her a dirty, rancid slut to her face. Loudly. I scare the shit out of her and she's shaking and screaming "You don't know me!" She has some medical episode from the stress and her friend starts putting wet towels on her. This was in the dorms and I woke a few people up. It was about 2:30 in the morning. I don't care. You can reject me and that's ok, but if you say nasty things about me to other people, there will be retaliation.

6. Sept. 2009. I ask a girl out. "Maybe I'll bring you to have coffee with me and my brother next week." Ok, fine. I guess she's the conservative type. Her brother will like me and go to bat for me. Ask her if she's still on for coffee that night. "No, I have to cancel. I have a date."

She was Jewish, so I used this to give her an out. "Guess I'm in the friend-zone, but I understand you probably want to date someone who's Jewish, so that's cool." Her: "None of my boyfriends have been Jewish."

1, 2, 3 and 6 are fine people and, as far as I know, are doing well. 4 and 5 (the only evil rejections that come to mind) are rotten messes last I checked. #5 tried to kill herself.

Unlike most posters in this thread, I've never had a girl who rejected me come back and make a play for me-- in my experience, that almost never happens-- but I'm almost always able to find a girl I end up liking a lot better, and I do really well with the really great (heroic) women. Rejection has saved me too many times from falling onto my bad decisions/mistaken attractions for me to regard it with anything less than a positive view.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816032)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: misunderstood balding nowag

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817650)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:02 AM
Author: marvelous poppy indian lodge

Yeah, it's been fun.

I'm finally starting to see that none of it really mattered. At the time, these stories were painful. Now they're just really fucking hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13820665)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: nofapping odious faggot firefighter

O...M...G...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817894)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:10 PM
Author: chestnut lay

wow dude. you are a piece of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817962)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: carnelian old irish cottage

poast email from #4 plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817973)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:00 AM
Author: marvelous poppy indian lodge

No. It was almost 8 years ago and I'd have to go digging through my files.

It was along the lines of this:

Hey [Girl],

I enjoyed our conversation in the library. We should get together for coffee. Are you free on Saturday? I'm free after 2:30.

[Me]

It was completely innocuous, but, because I was 30 lb. underweight and had severe acne, she was so indignant at my approach so she decided to sick her crazy friend on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13820659)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:02 AM
Author: carnelian old irish cottage

how is that three paragraphs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13820663)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:06 AM
Author: marvelous poppy indian lodge

It was longer than that, but that was the gist of it.

I mentioned a concert I was going to and described the band-- that was one paragraph. And there were a couple comments on the classes I was taking.

My greatest weakness in dating, and one that has caused be incalculable pain, is that I was born a terrible judge of character, due to a naive inability to fathom evil. I've improved in this regard considerably, but the fact that I've had these sorts of experiences might shine some light on why I value the HEROIC woman so highly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13820679)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:57 PM
Author: carnelian old irish cottage

As an objective third party, I would guess that your greatest weakness in dating is actually social awkwardness, not your judge of character.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822773)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:08 PM
Author: Big up-to-no-good psychic trailer park

ti, of course, tcr. Also, a tendency to shift blame onto others disguised among disingenuous observations about himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822864)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:13 PM
Author: walnut space legend

"I went outside with almost no clothes for a couple hours. It was January in MN."

explain this wrench-like reaction plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817979)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:27 PM
Author: Ebony Church

pensive is mentally disturbed

his "User Files" at Carleton adequately document the insanity. I wish someone would repost them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818067)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:31 PM
Author: misunderstood balding nowag

I have a copy.

Here's the first entry I read, just randomly selected now:

"Ah, freshman year... glad that's over. In a sense, it's funny, though. I can't decide whether it's the irony or the anti-irony of UF 138 that makes it so comical. Anyway, enough of that.

I'm closing in on identity-crisis time as the grad-school results come in. All the places I applied look good, but my gut tells me I'll be at Chicago or MIT next fall. I'm looking forward to this. I want to learn the math, go through the process, and complete the disseration: Not just for my dad (who decided I'd someday be a "Dr. Church" someday when I was 3 or 4) but for myself: maybe I'm being impulsive, but I feel a desire to get my Ph.D. and try my hand at mathematical greatness. If I fail to be great, I'll at least learn a lot of cool things.

On the other hand, I've decided that I just will not go into academia. The only way that could happen is if, during my graduate years, I publish an earth-shattering result that makes me a star, at which point departments are courting me, rather than me having to subjugate myself to them. A nice fantasy, and it may work out that way, but I can't depend on such a low-probability scenario. Most graduate students don't become stars. So if your motivation for Ph. D. is an academic career, well congratulations, you've just bought yourself a lottery ticket at the low, low price of 4+ years. Not for me: the endless maze of post-docs and anemic income trajectory are just not acceptable. Part of what makes successful people, I believe, is the ability to assess value, and recognize opportunities vs. dead ends. Well, after academia started killing all the TT positions, it turned into one big smoldering dead end. Academia itself may be in inexorable decline, a dinosaur huffin' Marlboros by the tarpit.

Sometimes, I wonder if I can "afford" this. Sure, the schools will pay for me. Can I take 4 years out of my life to do something purely for enjoyment, not career, purposes? I think yes, but I'm not sure. Maybe my upper-middle class background, combined with "smart kid" self-image, has allowed to distort my self-sense too much toward the aristocratic end of things and believe, falsely, that I can afford this indulgence, education as an end in itself, when perhaps I cannot. I don't know how many opportunities I'll have to make it big and still fear I might get only one and miss it with my nose in the book. But I think that any high-income, high-achievement tracks available now will only be moreso after grad school. The education will be neutral if not hurt, I presume. I just hope this is right.

In sum, I wonder if I'm doing the right thing. Education so far hasn't been really a choice: where, that we can decide; if, not at all. Now that "if" is also a choice, it just gets that much more complicated. I know I'd be able to handle grad-school if it were my only option, and incumbent upon me to just discipline myself to do it. But with so many opportunities everywhere, and at a six-digit opportunity cost, it just might be very difficult.

Agh, this is just too much angst for one night. I'll just sign off here. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818115)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:53 AM
Author: marvelous poppy indian lodge

Holy shit I was an enormous fucking douchebag back then.

I'm also embarrassed because the writing of the post is just fucking awful. Stupid hypergraphia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13820626)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: misunderstood balding nowag

Your healing has begun, pensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822430)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:22 PM
Author: Citrine Casino

"I feel a desire to get my Ph.D. and try my hand at mathematical greatness."

WASHOUTATWISCOPWNED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822532)



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Date: January 22nd, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: marvelous poppy indian lodge

BIGLAWFAILUREANDSNOTNOSEDPATHETICSHIFTLESSRICHTRASHFUCKERPWNED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13879467)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:55 AM
Author: marvelous poppy indian lodge

I have no explanation other than the fact that I was a fucking idiot.

Also, I was a bit disturbed. I was being stalked (not by any of the girls mentioned in that post) at the time, so I was extremely paranoid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13820634)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:24 PM
Author: Ebony Church

Date: January 15th, 2010 3:45 PM

Author: Dr. Pensive House, life, career, and love expert. (thanks, Jigsaw!)

1. 3rd grade. Told a girl that I had a crush on her. She said, "I don't like you. I like [other guy]. He is so sexy." I tried to convince her that he wasn't. It didn't work.

2. 4th grade. First WOC crush. I told someone I liked her and the whole class found out, so she told me in front of the whole class that she didn't like me in that way.

3. January 2002. I call a girl and get some guy with a deep voice (her boyfriend, but I didn't know and assumed he was her roommate's guy). Tell him to leave a message for her. I got an email from her: "You make me really uncomfortable and I don't want to see you again."

That one fucked me up a bit (well, because I was a fucked-up person and let it). I went outside with almost no clothes for a couple hours. It was January in MN.

4. March 2002. I talked to a girl, and it seemed like we're getting along well. I wrote a "long email" to her (3 paragraphs). I was screamed at by her best friend in the middle of class (she threatened to kill me) in front of a professor.

I hadn't done a single thing wrong or creepy, but I was 30 pounds underweight and had bad acne, and this girl was indignant that I'd even deign to approach her. So an innocuous email (I still have it) became "long" and creepy. Girls really hate omegas (which I was then). Cunt.

5. January 2004. After an failed attempt to hit on a girl who was visiting my floor, I retreat to my room and when I'm gone, I hear her complaining about me to her friends in an extremely unflattering and distasteful way. I'm a bit unstable (just returned from Budapest, which was awesome, but the return adjustment was a bitch) at the time so I come back out and call her a dirty, rancid slut to her face. Loudly. I scare the shit out of her and she's shaking and screaming "You don't know me!" She has some medical episode from the stress and her friend starts putting wet towels on her. This was in the dorms and I woke a few people up. It was about 2:30 in the morning. I don't care. You can reject me and that's ok, but if you say nasty things about me to other people, there will be retaliation.

6. Sept. 2009. I ask a girl out. "Maybe I'll bring you to have coffee with me and my brother next week." Ok, fine. I guess she's the conservative type. Her brother will like me and go to bat for me. Ask her if she's still on for coffee that night. "No, I have to cancel. I have a date."

She was Jewish, so I used this to give her an out. "Guess I'm in the friend-zone, but I understand you probably want to date someone who's Jewish, so that's cool." Her: "None of my boyfriends have been Jewish."

1, 2, 3 and 6 are fine people and, as far as I know, are doing well. 4 and 5 (the only evil rejections that come to mind) are rotten messes last I checked. #5 tried to kill herself.

Unlike most posters in this thread, I've never had a girl who rejected me come back and make a play for me-- in my experience, that almost never happens-- but I'm almost always able to find a girl I end up liking a lot better, and I do really well with the really great (heroic) women. Rejection has saved me too many times from falling onto my bad decisions/mistaken attractions for me to regard it with anything less than a positive view.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818047)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:19 PM
Author: Citrine Casino

"I got an email from her: "You make me really uncomfortable and I don't want to see you again.""

Let's not pretend this is an anomaly for you Pensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822500)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: Slap-happy duck-like yarmulke

It is no wonder you have such fucked up issues with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822606)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:12 PM
Author: Spruce deep stag film

oh, pensive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822915)



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Date: January 22nd, 2010 1:41 PM
Author: Lake Glittery Really Tough Guy Laser Beams

Oh dear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13879504)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: grizzly address

Man, this is almost as good as teh wrench post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#14957317)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 9:11 AM
Author: Supple frozen fortuitous meteor liquid oxygen

Dude, you need help. One of these incidents I can write off as a bad chick. But clearly YOU are the problem and you freak girls the fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321072)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bronze theater famous landscape painting

really enjoyed reading this. thanks pensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421353)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 4:03 PM
Author: Nudist cracking sound barrier

I asked a girl to homecoming my sophomore year of high school. She said yes, and things were good. About a week later, she told me that she didn't want to go with me anymore because I was too short for her. I grew about 7 inches by the time we went to college, she went off to some all girls school and is now a lesbian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816124)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 4:06 PM
Author: 180 Onyx Hospital

last year, told a friend i liked her. she hasn't talked to me since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816139)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Burgundy Main People Legal Warrant

A very flat "no, I am not interested in you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816810)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:04 PM
Author: olive dingle berry stage

This chick and I had both recently moved to town, but had so's in the towns from whence we came. we kicked it a lot, and had lots of chemistry. I wanted to make a move, but she kept mentioning how she couldn't trust her bf because when they hooked up he was dating someone else. So I dumped my girlfriend and told this chick I was into her so she should dump her bf.

She laughed and gave me a pat on the head. pwnpwnpwn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816906)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:06 PM
Author: marvelous poppy indian lodge

You dumped your girlfriend over a maybe? Why?

Note: just because a girl complains about her boyfriend does not mean she's ready to dump him. Some girls just like drama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816914)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:33 PM
Author: olive dingle berry stage

it wasn't that great with the other gf. in the end it worked out for the best.

you are absolutely correct that girls who complain about their boyfriends are not necessarily ready to dump them. otoh, if i'm complaining to a woman about my gf, it means i'm ready for some strange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817100)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:37 PM
Author: olive dingle berry stage

also, i don't think i've EVER hooked up with a girl who flatly rejected me at first. i've been persistent with some, but to no avail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817138)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:01 PM
Author: Fishy bipolar resort

Fried Frank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817411)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:28 PM
Author: Navy bateful ladyboy telephone

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817664)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: Spectacular Cobalt Shrine Mental Disorder

One summer I was doing an internship. I had been dating this girl for probably 9 months before heading off. We were really hitting it off. Talking about where we were going to move after we graduated, etc. She came to visit me and had a great time. Fucked a ton, had a nice picnic, etc. Life was grand.

Two weeks later, after I was done with my internship, she picked me up at the airport, dumped me in the car, and told me she had been cheating on me, dropped me off at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817429)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: bistre motley whorehouse

why didn't u fucking punch her in the throat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817971)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: light nubile hominid locale

the CR would have been to wait to pee all over the inside of her car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818062)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: Spectacular Cobalt Shrine Mental Disorder

Or: http://www.efukt.com/20628_While_You_Were_Sleeping.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822407)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: aromatic tanning salon

lol at Seinfeld being on in the background.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13823277)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: carnelian old irish cottage

at least she picked you up at the airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817989)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: Ebony Church

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818085)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:34 AM
Author: Iridescent home newt

The two rejections combined take the cake...First girl was checking me out. No doubt in my mind. I DELAYED in making a move. Completely on me. I catch her at the bar. It is very crowded so she is stuck talking ot me. Conversation goes really well. Just as she is about to leave I ask for a number. She says, "Nah, not giving it to you!"...Whatever, that's the cost of doing business. Later, I meet a very cute girl. We talk for about 30 minutes and we have mutual friends. She GIVES me her number and says she'll be back and has me text her so she has my number. She comes back, WITH ANOTHER GUY and starts making out with him. Not near me but I see it go down. Two girls, two rejections!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13820491)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:09 PM
Author: Jet wonderful range

My fiancee kicked me out of the bedroom in the middle of fucking her stud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822435)



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Date: January 22nd, 2010 1:38 PM
Author: Heady jade senate

i've never been rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13879482)



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Date: January 22nd, 2010 3:54 PM
Author: exciting rose private investor

best posts: SCAT MAN, Foggy, pensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13880437)



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Date: April 29th, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: Yellow bearded principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#14860519)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Elite Weed Whacker Friendly Grandma

We should resurrect this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#14957431)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: mauve piazza electric furnace

(1) Had a one-night stand with some chick, and as she was trying to sneak out the morning after, I asked for her number. She said, "I regret this already, you disgusting loser." I have no idea why this stung, but it did.

(2) Tried to chat girl up at bar. Without saying a word, she stood up and walked away with a disgusted look on her face.

(3) In high school, asked cute girl out on last day of school. She said no. Then she made a really annoyed face, as though the reality of what happened sunk in, and she said, literally, "Hell no."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#14957661)



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Date: June 22nd, 2010 11:56 PM
Author: Glassy galvanic rigpig hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15319336)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 12:17 AM
Author: Rebellious razzle cruise ship

"I wish I could tell you something else, but the economy is just not where we thought it would be six months ago. I can't give you an offer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15319429)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 8:26 AM
Author: Crusty Ultramarine Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321011)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 9:39 AM
Author: Copper coldplay fan

*shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321105)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: Cerebral frum goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421474)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 7:43 AM
Author: Deranged High-end Milk

never asked anyone out so there are none

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15320940)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 9:33 AM
Author: bistre motley whorehouse

I've honestly never been rejected. So I'll post my meanest rejection of a chick:

So the summer after freshman year I started dating this chick that I met at the beach. We lived about 2 hours apart so we usually only chilled on the weekends (she'd usually stay at my place from friday till sunday).

I quickly realized that she was a pathological liar. She literally lied about everything, even meaningless shit. Like she'd lie about grades she got in college, how old her sister is (wtf?), her dad's job, what she ate for lunch, etc.

She was staying with me one weekend and for whatever reason it occurred to me that I had never seen her take her birth control (I'm extremely observant). Obviously it was possible she took it in the bathroom or some shit, but I decided to call her out on it since she had lied about so much other shit. I demanded that she show me her BC.

After yelling at her for 10 minutes she admitted she wasn't on BC because it makes her feel "funny." This was obviously WAY over the line.

I yelled at her for 30 minutes about what a fucked up person she was, how she had a loose, smelly pussy (not true), etc. I broke up with her started driving her home. I got pissed off at her while driving her so I dropped her off about 10 minutes on the way to her house. She was crying.

When I got back to my place I saw that she had left her cell phone there.

I felt bad for about 10 seconds but then was just INSANELY afraid that she would show up at my door one day telling me that she's pregnant.

She friend requested me on facebook about 4 years ago. Rejected that. Also found out recently she married some guy a few years ago, had 2 kids, and they're now divorced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321093)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 9:35 AM
Author: bisexual offensive forum sex offender

Im surprised no one has said "when my liver rejected me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321098)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:06 PM
Author: Erotic Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421201)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:09 PM
Author: vivacious chapel

one time i tried to gchat the box but she blocked me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421225)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:12 PM
Author: bull headed people who are hurt

A letter that began: "We get many more talented applicants to Booth in any given year than we can accept."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421243)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bronze theater famous landscape painting

the worst is when they just laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421311)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:24 PM
Author: racy peach skinny woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421362)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: boyish pearl brunch

A couple times I've been given runarounds by chicks at the bar, and then seen them leaving with black guys. These sting especially hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421380)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:32 PM
Author: wine crackhouse

there was this one chick i was pretty keen on, and she knew it. she started spending more time with me and talking to me more and stuff, so i thought maybe i was actually getting somewhere.

one night a bunch of us are out getting wasted, and i'm up at the bar ordering a drink. i'm leaning on the bar with my hand resting on it. she comes over and starts talking to me. while she's listening to me say something, she puts her hand on top of mine. my dick practically lurched out of my pants.

then she used that moment to explain why we shouldn't be together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421431)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 10:22 AM
Author: comical naked stage juggernaut

MOAR stories please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#19072731)