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Red Abode
  11/19/09
102(a)'ed by a wikipedia page
Gold Ungodly Dragon
  06/22/10
In high school I was like 98% sure this girl liked me. I as...
Heady Roast Beef
  11/19/09
that's pretty bad
rambunctious carnelian codepig tanning salon
  11/19/09
Shoulda told her to smell yo dick
Red Abode
  11/19/09
LOL @ you STILL being her friend, you motherfucking beta. Yo...
Aromatic cuckold
  11/19/09
i lol'ed at this for some reason.
Impressive razzmatazz idiot
  11/19/09
me too
Red Abode
  11/19/09
Yeah...isn't that usually what the girl is supposed to say? ...
Nubile cheese-eating pistol
  11/19/09
I LIKED WHEN HARRY MET SALLY TOO. Granted, it is waaay b...
Heady Roast Beef
  11/21/09
You should insult her on her choice of marriage partner, and...
Nubile cheese-eating pistol
  11/19/09
Seventh Grade at some girl's birthday party, I worked up the...
vibrant coiffed box office
  11/19/09
lulz
lascivious cuckoldry
  11/19/09
I lol'ed
electric internet-worthy theater stage bbw
  11/21/09
Another suicide watch xoxo thread. Just what we need.
provocative shivering library trump supporter
  11/19/09
Nasty whore.
Salmon awkward fanboi parlor
  11/19/09
There was a chick I was falling all over in HS. We were sort...
Vivacious temple
  11/19/09
lulz
Flickering anal locus
  11/19/09
wtf, how fucking mean.
vibrant coiffed box office
  11/19/09
what? she saved him some shame.
provocative shivering library trump supporter
  11/19/09
that is just fucking rude.
vibrant coiffed box office
  11/19/09
She apologized for how she treated me when we got to know ea...
Vivacious temple
  11/19/09
Nasty whore.
Salmon awkward fanboi parlor
  11/19/09
great
rambunctious carnelian codepig tanning salon
  11/19/09
LOL, i think this is the most epic pwnage in this thread by ...
Concupiscible blue striped hyena regret
  11/19/09
hahahahaha
wild center
  11/19/09
OMG excellent.
Bright big station
  11/21/09
bitch
arousing amber dysfunction
  01/15/10
fucking bitch
Floppy theater
  01/15/10
I award a 180 to both you and her
out-of-control corner
  06/23/10
:). ha, had something similar. i asked some girl out on AIM....
motley bearded mexican shrine
  03/03/11
When i was about 19, I was in a bar waiting for a drink, and...
crawly wonderful genital piercing senate
  11/19/09
lol. in the long run, nobody does
Flickering anal locus
  11/19/09
You should have responded, "Well, I don't like fags. Fa...
Red Abode
  11/19/09
...
coral plaza
  03/03/11
Are you one of the nelly ones?
provocative shivering library trump supporter
  11/19/09
No, which is all the more reason it bothered me. I don't kn...
crawly wonderful genital piercing senate
  11/19/09
Maybe by effeminate, he meant "under 250 pounds". ...
provocative shivering library trump supporter
  11/19/09
Thanks for trying to see the bright side, but I doubt it.
crawly wonderful genital piercing senate
  11/19/09
LOL
vibrant coiffed box office
  11/19/09
I've never thought of you as effiminate.
lascivious cuckoldry
  11/19/09
lmao
wild center
  11/19/09
lolwtf
Bright big station
  11/21/09
first 'girlfriend', 5th grade. our parents worked together a...
Maniacal nudist casino
  11/19/09
180
Olive locale
  11/19/09
def 180
Khaki dingle berry keepsake machete
  11/19/09
R U D E
stimulating patrolman
  11/19/09
Amazing.
vibrant coiffed box office
  11/19/09
i said too much in this post so i edited.
sooty wagecucks skinny woman
  11/19/09
Wait, what?
Comical internal respiration
  11/19/09
now the only interesting thing in your entire rambling autob...
Exciting mewling sanctuary incel
  01/15/10
Harsh brush off.
exhilarant cruise ship roommate
  11/19/09
hmmm sounds like a girl I used to "know"....
Floppy theater
  01/15/10
had serious chemistry with a girl in HS, but we were dating ...
Khaki dingle berry keepsake machete
  11/19/09
thats not that bad. a bit beta, but you're a lucky dood if t...
Wine knife
  11/19/09
def regret not getting some tho, im sure she would have acqu...
Khaki dingle berry keepsake machete
  11/19/09
Actually it is kind of bad, because you have to wonder why s...
Wine knife
  11/19/09
"we ended up on the floor, i was on top of her" t...
Flesh half-breed hunting ground
  01/15/10
Yes, proper response to "I have a BF" is "I d...
copper splenetic stage boistinker
  06/23/10
WTF? You know nothing about women.
boyish indigo university chad
  06/23/10
9th grade. Gave girl roses to be my GF. She accepted. Had pl...
Passionate pale school
  11/19/09
"I grabbed a nearby wrench and hit myself in the forear...
vibrant coiffed box office
  11/19/09
I was upset and for some reason there was a wrench on my bed...
Passionate pale school
  11/19/09
typical xo to mention that in the flow of the story as if it...
Olive locale
  11/19/09
lol
180 metal twinkling uncleanness mother
  11/20/09
...
Crystalline bat shit crazy school cafeteria
  01/15/10
cr
Exciting mewling sanctuary incel
  01/15/10
180
Galvanic startling ticket booth gaping
  09/16/11
you seem crazy
stimulating patrolman
  11/19/09
ty
Passionate pale school
  11/19/09
wtf?
ruby lodge turdskin
  11/19/09
what is so confusing about this story?
Passionate pale school
  11/19/09
the arm bashing, mostly.
Wine knife
  11/19/09
It's not like I was destroying my arm or anything. I just hi...
Passionate pale school
  11/19/09
It's still weird. and even if it wasn't, it was weird to inc...
Wine knife
  11/19/09
but that is what made it the worst rejection ever! The fact ...
Passionate pale school
  11/19/09
This hilarious. Like something a really good friend of mine...
ultramarine mental disorder giraffe
  11/19/09
i think i know which poaster you are
Snowy Hyperactive Home Potus
  11/19/09
I doubt that very much. I haven't posted under my original ...
ultramarine mental disorder giraffe
  11/19/09
stfu bpm
Curious Organic Girlfriend Forum
  11/21/09
Not it. But so clever!
ultramarine mental disorder giraffe
  11/22/09
"Now it hits itself with a wrench. Now it hits itself ...
Canary stage rigpig
  11/19/09
lulz
Wine knife
  11/19/09
Guys in my highschool used to hit themselves with wrenches a...
chocolate range clown
  11/19/09
I read this as "I grabbed a nearby WENCH and hit myself...
wild center
  11/19/09
ahahahaha even better than the post itself
Snowy Hyperactive Home Potus
  11/19/09
tysm
Snowy Hyperactive Home Potus
  11/19/09
bump while i'm thinking about it
Snowy Hyperactive Home Potus
  01/12/10
i lol every time i read this.
glittery hilarious electric furnace
  01/13/10
...
duck-like set
  05/10/10
HEART WRENCHING
aphrodisiac mauve business firm partner
  09/16/11
When I was a senior in HS I heard through the grapevine that...
Wine knife
  11/19/09
That's when you spread rumors that she fucked you anyway.......
Salmon awkward fanboi parlor
  11/19/09
lol it didnt really bother me that much, but it was definit...
Wine knife
  11/19/09
lol
Light Frozen Area Headpube
  11/19/09
holy shit outted
amethyst razzle-dazzle market
  01/22/10
junior hs. summoned up courage, called a girl from my scien...
Unhinged step-uncle's house pozpig
  11/19/09
brutal
Wine knife
  11/19/09
twas. took me about a year to stop from thinking about it a...
Unhinged step-uncle's house pozpig
  11/19/09
i had a couple of rejections in junior high. theyre the fuck...
Wine knife
  11/19/09
I hope you spread some bad rumors about her
Salmon awkward fanboi parlor
  11/19/09
i wrote "[name] masturbates with a gameboy" all ov...
Unhinged step-uncle's house pozpig
  11/19/09
180
Wine knife
  11/19/09
180
abusive den hissy fit
  11/19/09
180
mahogany stag film
  11/19/09
LMAO
Cobalt indian lodge indirect expression
  11/19/09
180, awesome
Idiotic excitant crackhouse
  11/19/09
180, if flame. 181, if true.
Bright big station
  11/21/09
rejection story = sadly, real reaction story = fortunatel...
Unhinged step-uncle's house pozpig
  01/15/10
ohmy180
Topaz chapel
  01/13/10
180 i lolled
smoky bipolar field
  01/15/10
180 TRILLIONZ
Floppy theater
  01/15/10
LOL!
Razzle selfie trailer park
  01/16/10
...
Vigorous principal's office messiness
  05/10/10
hahaha
Demanding brethren old irish cottage
  03/03/11
Her behavior wasn't that bad. Junior high kids are extremely...
titillating dark travel guidebook
  01/15/10
SICK BURN
vibrant coiffed box office
  11/19/09
I did that in 8th grade. Called up this girl who I knew my ...
Bateful foreskin faggotry
  11/19/09
I feel bad for both of you, because I have a friend that hap...
Laughsome useless brakes
  11/19/09
well, if so, in my case it was a costly mistake for her (see...
Unhinged step-uncle's house pozpig
  11/19/09
This is the worst so far. This implies that other people th...
appetizing transparent stead sound barrier
  01/16/10
My buddy and I in college got in with a group of sorority gi...
Bateful foreskin faggotry
  11/19/09
you probably suggested an orgy
Wine knife
  11/19/09
Part of me still believes I was telling her i'd eat her out ...
Bateful foreskin faggotry
  11/19/09
getting too drunk is never the credited move when you're try...
Wine knife
  11/19/09
Id never seen a girl pull a 180 so quick. Girl was all abou...
Bateful foreskin faggotry
  11/19/09
You probably told her you'd eat her out and she could hold a...
Violet marvelous hospital
  11/19/09
LOL that was epic. Who was that poster?
Cracking Mint Laser Beams
  11/19/09
underrated
lavender athletic conference prole
  11/19/09
tytyty
racy address tank
  11/19/09
dude, EPIC fucking reference. 180 + this kind of shit is...
Rusted french party of the first part gas station
  01/13/10
tcr
talented associate national
  01/15/10
link?
Jet church building corn cake
  06/23/10
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&mc=11...
Drunken windowlicker azn
  06/23/10
180+
amethyst razzle-dazzle market
  01/22/10
Ha, this reminds me of a time when I got really drunk and ca...
vibrant coiffed box office
  11/19/09
Ha, I did something similar with a girl im still semi dating...
Bateful foreskin faggotry
  11/19/09
ha nice
vibrant coiffed box office
  11/19/09
it's like the ending to romeo and julliet, where she wakes u...
Exciting mewling sanctuary incel
  01/15/10
looks like she wasn't actually into you, you delusional aspi...
Bat-shit-crazy trip karate
  11/19/09
that could be the case, or i slurred into her ear that i was...
Bateful foreskin faggotry
  11/19/09
No, she would have liked that, provided you didn't say it in...
appetizing transparent stead sound barrier
  01/16/10
lol @ this thread
Bat-shit-crazy trip karate
  11/19/09
This is an awesome thread. One of the best parts is how all...
Violet marvelous hospital
  11/19/09
FWIW, my story was the exact opposite of that.
Wine knife
  11/19/09
I'm 6', got stuffed by a 5'8" guy in the low post. Tha...
Effete Space
  11/19/09
I'm 6'3, was going for a layup on a breakaway, had a guy who...
Bateful foreskin faggotry
  11/19/09
I did that to a dood once. I was running the length of the ...
Effete Space
  11/21/09
that is a 175 thing to yell
Fragrant self-centered sex offender location
  06/23/10
I worked at a grocery store in HS with two hot girls from an...
Thriller Gaming Laptop
  11/19/09
tyvmft
vibrant coiffed box office
  11/19/09
MOAR
Snowy Hyperactive Home Potus
  11/19/09
TCR
abusive den hissy fit
  11/19/09
oh god which one do I pick. I think the one that stung the ...
racy address tank
  11/19/09
ooof.
vibrant coiffed box office
  11/19/09
oh to add to the pwnage I made the phone call amongst some F...
racy address tank
  11/19/09
Ouch.
Laughsome useless brakes
  11/19/09
Girlfriend of 4 years cheated on me when I was on a trip pro...
hyperventilating sick base double fault
  11/19/09
*wrenches self
Passionate pale school
  11/19/09
...
chocolate range clown
  11/20/09
please swear this is true
stimulating patrolman
  11/19/09
I hope for your sake that this is flame.
Bright big station
  11/21/09
This is obviously a lie. You don't know the shape of his di...
appetizing transparent stead sound barrier
  01/16/10
Wasn't really a big deal to me... But I decided to ask th...
Twinkling vengeful lay antidepressant drug
  11/19/09
i've never been rejected. one time i tried to get a female f...
federal adulterous telephone mad cow disease
  11/19/09
You don't talk to enough girls
arousing amber dysfunction
  01/15/10
junior year in high school I was going to my best friends bi...
Odious harsh toaster gay wizard
  11/19/09
...
chocolate range clown
  11/19/09
So there's this insanely hot girl. She's like a 9. One of th...
dashing honey-headed liquid oxygen heaven
  11/20/09
lol. pwned.
Contagious territorial goyim meetinghouse
  11/21/09
pwnter
Swollen grizzly resort
  11/21/09
:(
arousing amber dysfunction
  01/15/10
There were these two girls on the subway across from me talk...
Fiercely-loyal Office
  11/21/09
Ty for bumping this terrific wrench thread.
chocolate range clown
  01/13/10
Getting thrown out of the house (I was visiting) after his m...
Azure macaca
  01/13/10
fantastic
Crystalline bat shit crazy school cafeteria
  01/13/10
Wachtell.
fluffy native death wish
  01/13/10
Senior year of HS was going out with the [white] school vale...
Mind-boggling Spot Factory Reset Button
  01/15/10
damn.
arousing amber dysfunction
  01/15/10
Didn't get over this for quite some time.
Mind-boggling Spot Factory Reset Button
  01/15/10
Be honest. Did you ever get your dick wet?
aggressive bawdyhouse lettuce
  01/15/10
No, she was a holy roller. Only kissing and boobs on the OUT...
Mind-boggling Spot Factory Reset Button
  01/15/10
ATDefriend from Facebook.
appetizing transparent stead sound barrier
  01/16/10
" "you're hurting, you need someone like me in you...
appetizing transparent stead sound barrier
  01/16/10
earl?
Learning disabled house gunner
  01/16/10
"Senior year of HS was going out with the [white] schoo...
Bat-shit-crazy trip karate
  06/23/10
rhee-jehk-shun??
Peach nofapping kitchen cumskin
  01/15/10
Met this girl on Halloween a few years back and hooked up. A...
arousing amber dysfunction
  01/15/10
wtf did you get a bad haircut in the few days in between?
charismatic theatre
  01/15/10
actually, yeah. But that shouldn't matter. We had become fri...
arousing amber dysfunction
  01/15/10
http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/images/smilies/2009/popcorn....
Tripping menage
  01/15/10
1. 3rd grade. Told a girl that I had a crush on her. She sai...
titillating dark travel guidebook
  01/15/10
holy shit
sienna multi-colored church
  01/15/10
Yeah, it's been fun. I'm finally starting to see that no...
titillating dark travel guidebook
  01/16/10
O...M...G...
violent yellow boltzmann
  01/15/10
wow dude. you are a piece of work.
Floppy theater
  01/15/10
poast email from #4 plz
Exciting mewling sanctuary incel
  01/15/10
No. It was almost 8 years ago and I'd have to go digging thr...
titillating dark travel guidebook
  01/16/10
how is that three paragraphs?
Exciting mewling sanctuary incel
  01/16/10
It was longer than that, but that was the gist of it. I ...
titillating dark travel guidebook
  01/16/10
As an objective third party, I would guess that your greates...
Exciting mewling sanctuary incel
  01/16/10
ti, of course, tcr. Also, a tendency to shift blame onto ot...
disrespectful spectacular orchestra pit toilet seat
  01/16/10
"I went outside with almost no clothes for a couple hou...
lavender athletic conference prole
  01/15/10
pensive is mentally disturbed his "User Files" ...
Emerald Cerebral Masturbator Dog Poop
  01/15/10
I have a copy. Here's the first entry I read, just random...
sienna multi-colored church
  01/15/10
Holy shit I was an enormous fucking douchebag back then. ...
titillating dark travel guidebook
  01/16/10
Your healing has begun, pensive.
sienna multi-colored church
  01/16/10
"I feel a desire to get my Ph.D. and try my hand at mat...
Bat-shit-crazy trip karate
  01/16/10
BIGLAWFAILUREANDSNOTNOSEDPATHETICSHIFTLESSRICHTRASHFUCKERPWN...
titillating dark travel guidebook
  01/22/10
I have no explanation other than the fact that I was a fucki...
titillating dark travel guidebook
  01/16/10
Date: January 15th, 2010 3:45 PM Author: Dr. Pensive House,...
Emerald Cerebral Masturbator Dog Poop
  01/15/10
"I got an email from her: "You make me really unco...
Bat-shit-crazy trip karate
  01/16/10
It is no wonder you have such fucked up issues with women.
appetizing transparent stead sound barrier
  01/16/10
oh, pensive!
Snowy Hyperactive Home Potus
  01/16/10
Oh dear.
Laughsome useless brakes
  01/22/10
Man, this is almost as good as teh wrench post.
duck-like set
  05/10/10
Dude, you need help. One of these incidents I can write off...
boyish indigo university chad
  06/23/10
really enjoyed reading this. thanks pensive.
Curious Organic Girlfriend Forum
  03/03/11
I asked a girl to homecoming my sophomore year of high schoo...
Spruce Useless Tattoo Rehab
  01/15/10
last year, told a friend i liked her. she hasn't talked to m...
opaque digit ratio property
  01/15/10
A very flat "no, I am not interested in you"
stirring hideous national security agency
  01/15/10
This chick and I had both recently moved to town, but had so...
Histrionic Parlour Marketing Idea
  01/15/10
You dumped your girlfriend over a maybe? Why? Note: just...
titillating dark travel guidebook
  01/15/10
it wasn't that great with the other gf. in the end it worked...
Histrionic Parlour Marketing Idea
  01/15/10
also, i don't think i've EVER hooked up with a girl who flat...
Histrionic Parlour Marketing Idea
  01/15/10
Fried Frank
hairraiser painfully honest institution ladyboy
  01/15/10
tyft
smoky bipolar field
  01/15/10
One summer I was doing an internship. I had been dating this...
Mind-boggling Spot Factory Reset Button
  01/15/10
why didn't u fucking punch her in the throat?
out-of-control corner
  01/15/10
the CR would have been to wait to pee all over the inside of...
Insanely creepy coffee pot
  01/15/10
Or: http://www.efukt.com/20628_While_You_Were_Sleeping.html
Mind-boggling Spot Factory Reset Button
  01/16/10
lol at Seinfeld being on in the background.
Learning disabled house gunner
  01/16/10
at least she picked you up at the airport
Exciting mewling sanctuary incel
  01/15/10
TITCR
Emerald Cerebral Masturbator Dog Poop
  01/15/10
The two rejections combined take the cake...First girl was c...
arousing amber dysfunction
  01/16/10
My fiancee kicked me out of the bedroom in the middle of fuc...
cocky twisted piazza
  01/16/10
i've never been rejected.
confused flirting garrison haunted graveyard
  01/22/10
best posts: SCAT MAN, Foggy, pensive.
Orchid Halford Whorehouse
  01/22/10
...
Violet marvelous hospital
  04/29/10
We should resurrect this.
Cruel-hearted multi-billionaire
  05/10/10
(1) Had a one-night stand with some chick, and as she was tr...
Diverse hall immigrant
  05/10/10
...
Drunken windowlicker azn
  06/22/10
"I wish I could tell you something else, but the econom...
Supple Mischievous Nursing Home
  06/23/10
...
Slimy ape
  06/23/10
*shudders*
adventurous irate jew point
  06/23/10
180
coral plaza
  03/03/11
never asked anyone out so there are none
Henna public bath
  06/23/10
I've honestly never been rejected. So I'll post my meanest ...
out-of-control corner
  06/23/10
Im surprised no one has said "when my liver rejected me...
aqua sweet tailpipe elastic band
  06/23/10
...
Wine knife
  03/03/11
one time i tried to gchat the box but she blocked me
Iridescent site kitty cat
  03/03/11
A letter that began: "We get many more talented applic...
Avocado swashbuckling hell international law enforcement agency
  03/03/11
the worst is when they just laugh
Curious Organic Girlfriend Forum
  03/03/11
lol
Beady-eyed brunch water buffalo
  03/03/11
A couple times I've been given runarounds by chicks at the b...
soul-stirring rose pit philosopher-king
  03/03/11
there was this one chick i was pretty keen on, and she knew ...
Demanding brethren old irish cottage
  03/03/11
MOAR stories please
crawly wonderful genital piercing senate
  09/30/11


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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:16 AM
Author: Red Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308043)



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Date: June 22nd, 2010 11:58 PM
Author: Gold Ungodly Dragon

102(a)'ed by a wikipedia page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15319349)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:20 AM
Author: Heady Roast Beef

In high school I was like 98% sure this girl liked me. I asked her out and she was like, "No, I like *my best friend's name*. I was hanging out w/ you so I could hang out with him more."

Me: ...still be friends? (so fucking beta...god I sucked)

Her: I don't know...it's kind of hard to be friends when you know someone feels that way about you.

Whole thing blew over after a couple months, her and I still talk a decent amount. She is married to some former marine and well on her way to having a shitty life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308063)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:22 AM
Author: rambunctious carnelian codepig tanning salon

that's pretty bad

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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:22 AM
Author: Red Abode

Shoulda told her to smell yo dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308078)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: Aromatic cuckold

LOL @ you STILL being her friend, you motherfucking beta. You are worse than Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308113)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: Impressive razzmatazz idiot

i lol'ed at this for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308925)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:00 PM
Author: Red Abode

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309841)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:00 PM
Author: Nubile cheese-eating pistol

Yeah...isn't that usually what the girl is supposed to say? Why would you want to be friends with a female anyway if not for sex or access to other friends of hers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312951)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:17 PM
Author: Heady Roast Beef

I LIKED WHEN HARRY MET SALLY TOO.

Granted, it is waaay beta of me to still be friends w/ her, but she's a cool girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328032)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: Nubile cheese-eating pistol

You should insult her on her choice of marriage partner, and constantly brag to her about how much better off you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312945)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: vibrant coiffed box office

Seventh Grade at some girl's birthday party, I worked up the nerve to ask the girl that I had a huge crush on to slow dance. She looked at me and then just flat out said "no" and walked away.

I was crushed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308076)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:47 PM
Author: lascivious cuckoldry

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309118)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: electric internet-worthy theater stage bbw

I lol'ed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328071)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:24 AM
Author: provocative shivering library trump supporter

Another suicide watch xoxo thread. Just what we need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308094)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: Salmon awkward fanboi parlor

Nasty whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308909)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:24 AM
Author: Vivacious temple

There was a chick I was falling all over in HS. We were sort of friends, but she always kept her distance because of the way I felt about her. I had her on ICQ and she had some N/A message, some bullshit love poetry. She actually messaged me with "Not about you." Totally unsolicited pwning. I drowned my sorrow with Pepsi and all-night Team Fortress Classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308096)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:25 AM
Author: Flickering anal locus

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308103)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:26 AM
Author: vibrant coiffed box office

wtf, how fucking mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308111)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: provocative shivering library trump supporter

what? she saved him some shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308134)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: vibrant coiffed box office

that is just fucking rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308161)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:41 AM
Author: Vivacious temple

She apologized for how she treated me when we got to know each other better and became friends, but I still hadn't forgiven her for that (or myself for a lot of beta behavior) so I just kinda walked out of the friendship passively in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308206)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: Salmon awkward fanboi parlor

Nasty whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308819)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:28 AM
Author: rambunctious carnelian codepig tanning salon

great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308122)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible blue striped hyena regret

LOL, i think this is the most epic pwnage in this thread by a decent amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309522)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: wild center

hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309863)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:45 PM
Author: Bright big station

OMG excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328189)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:00 PM
Author: arousing amber dysfunction

bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815134)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:58 PM
Author: Floppy theater

fucking bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817872)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 9:00 AM
Author: out-of-control corner

I award a 180 to both you and her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321059)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:37 PM
Author: motley bearded mexican shrine

:). ha, had something similar. i asked some girl out on AIM. she never responded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421483)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: crawly wonderful genital piercing senate

When i was about 19, I was in a bar waiting for a drink, and there was this huge fat old regular sitting there (had to be 60ish and over 300lbs) and while I was waiting I decided to chat with him and be friendly, and he looked at me and just said "I don't like effeminate men."

That one bothered me for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308126)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: Flickering anal locus

lol. in the long run, nobody does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308133)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:30 AM
Author: Red Abode

You should have responded, "Well, I don't like fags. Fag."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308137)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:10 PM
Author: coral plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421234)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:30 AM
Author: provocative shivering library trump supporter

Are you one of the nelly ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308139)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:32 AM
Author: crawly wonderful genital piercing senate

No, which is all the more reason it bothered me. I don't know which was worse: that or the fact that he thought I was hitting on him. I also think he probably thought I was a hooker, otherwise I wouldn't have done that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308151)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:34 AM
Author: provocative shivering library trump supporter

Maybe by effeminate, he meant "under 250 pounds". Maybe he was just negging you to see if you'd bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308165)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:35 AM
Author: crawly wonderful genital piercing senate

Thanks for trying to see the bright side, but I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308170)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: vibrant coiffed box office

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308158)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:48 PM
Author: lascivious cuckoldry

I've never thought of you as effiminate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309132)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: wild center

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309870)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: Bright big station

lolwtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328197)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: Maniacal nudist casino

first 'girlfriend', 5th grade. our parents worked together at a school district. we went to different schools when we met, but i was transferring to her school the next year. i met her at a work party. she thought i was cute, was all giggly and shit, then gave me a letter asking me to be her boyfriend. i said yes, the day ended, and i didn't talk to her for the summer. then on the first day of 6th grade at the new school, i see her and say hello and she just ignores me. we're all sitting in line in gym class or something, and i'm by myself of course, when her friend comes and brings me a note. it said something like 'you were never my boyfriend, don't talk to me.'

followup: came to find out she was the school 'slut', in that she had had like 30 boyfriends the previous year. kids weren't fooling around at that age (hell even kissing was a big deal), but she already had ho tendencies. in high school, we were both running with the same crew and she came to be interested in me again. i blew her off. a good friend of mine dated her in college and said she's a squirter. she's an elementary teacher now, married to some dude 10 years older than her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308696)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: Olive locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308699)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: Khaki dingle berry keepsake machete

def 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308708)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: stimulating patrolman

R U D E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308712)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: vibrant coiffed box office

Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308719)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: sooty wagecucks skinny woman

i said too much in this post so i edited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308723)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:29 PM
Author: Comical internal respiration

Wait, what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309567)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: Exciting mewling sanctuary incel

now the only interesting thing in your entire rambling autobiography is the word "squirter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817931)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: exhilarant cruise ship roommate

Harsh brush off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308772)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: Floppy theater

hmmm sounds like a girl I used to "know"....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817890)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: Khaki dingle berry keepsake machete

had serious chemistry with a girl in HS, but we were dating other ppl. she came to visit during college when i was single, we ended up on the floor, i was on top of her, went to kiss her, and she was like, "no, i have a bf." but then we proceeded to sleep together that night, with no sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308726)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Wine knife

thats not that bad. a bit beta, but you're a lucky dood if thats the worst youve done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308790)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: Khaki dingle berry keepsake machete

def regret not getting some tho, im sure she would have acquiesced eventually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308817)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: Wine knife

Actually it is kind of bad, because you have to wonder why she came to visit you. Even if she had a boyfriend (did she really?) she probably intended to fuck you. You probably talked yourself out of some pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308926)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: Flesh half-breed hunting ground

"we ended up on the floor, i was on top of her" this is not rejection. it is opportunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818142)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 8:40 AM
Author: copper splenetic stage boistinker

Yes, proper response to "I have a BF" is "I don't care."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321020)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 8:58 AM
Author: boyish indigo university chad

WTF? You know nothing about women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321057)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: Passionate pale school

9th grade. Gave girl roses to be my GF. She accepted. Had plans to go to movie and make out. She cancelled and broke up with me on the phone. I grabbed a nearby wrench and hit myself in the forearms a bunch.

5 years later she wants me. I don't give her the time of day. She is fat and married with a couple of ugly kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308735)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: vibrant coiffed box office

"I grabbed a nearby wrench and hit myself in the forearms a bunch."

Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308749)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: Passionate pale school

I was upset and for some reason there was a wrench on my bedroom floor. So I grabbed it and hit myself in the arm in frustration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308755)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: Olive locale

typical xo to mention that in the flow of the story as if its no big deal/to be expected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308811)



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Date: November 20th, 2009 12:51 AM
Author: 180 metal twinkling uncleanness mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13315657)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:38 PM
Author: Crystalline bat shit crazy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13814938)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:29 PM
Author: Exciting mewling sanctuary incel

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818097)



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Date: September 16th, 2011 11:56 AM
Author: Galvanic startling ticket booth gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#18981585)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: stimulating patrolman

you seem crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308759)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:12 PM
Author: Passionate pale school

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308766)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: ruby lodge turdskin

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308768)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: Passionate pale school

what is so confusing about this story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308785)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:16 PM
Author: Wine knife

the arm bashing, mostly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308796)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Passionate pale school

It's not like I was destroying my arm or anything. I just hit myself in frustration a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308831)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: Wine knife

It's still weird. and even if it wasn't, it was weird to include it in the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308846)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: Passionate pale school

but that is what made it the worst rejection ever! The fact that I hit myself with a wrench!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308917)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: ultramarine mental disorder giraffe

This hilarious. Like something a really good friend of mine would say. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310195)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Snowy Hyperactive Home Potus

i think i know which poaster you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310238)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: ultramarine mental disorder giraffe

I doubt that very much. I haven't posted under my original moniker in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312924)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:21 PM
Author: Curious Organic Girlfriend Forum

stfu bpm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328054)



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Date: November 22nd, 2009 11:47 PM
Author: ultramarine mental disorder giraffe

Not it. But so clever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13343783)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: Canary stage rigpig

"Now it hits itself with a wrench. Now it hits itself with a wrench!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308858)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:25 PM
Author: Wine knife

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308888)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:23 PM
Author: chocolate range clown

Guys in my highschool used to hit themselves with wrenches all the time; it was no big deal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309498)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:08 PM
Author: wild center

I read this as "I grabbed a nearby WENCH and hit myself in the forearms a bunch."

Totally confused as to why you grabbed a ho and started hitting yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309924)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Snowy Hyperactive Home Potus

ahahahaha

even better than the post itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310245)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Snowy Hyperactive Home Potus

tysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310251)



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Date: January 12th, 2010 11:57 PM
Author: Snowy Hyperactive Home Potus

bump while i'm thinking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795142)



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Date: January 13th, 2010 12:10 AM
Author: glittery hilarious electric furnace

i lol every time i read this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795261)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 7:37 PM
Author: duck-like set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#14957286)



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Date: September 16th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: aphrodisiac mauve business firm partner

HEART WRENCHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#18981447)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Wine knife

When I was a senior in HS I heard through the grapevine that a younger chick (i think she was a sophomore) liked me. I didnt act on it for a few months because I was sort of dating another chick, and then the school year ended.

One or two years later during the summer I saw her at a party. I ended up getting insanely drunk and I clumsily tried to hit on her. I said something like "I heard u liek attidood, sup?" and she replied in a completely disgusted voice "There isn't enough booze in the world"

dayum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308771)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Salmon awkward fanboi parlor

That's when you spread rumors that she fucked you anyway....and like 10 other guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308837)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Wine knife

lol

it didnt really bother me that much, but it was definitely the most brutal "aw HELL naw" type reaction i've ever gotten from a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308864)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: Light Frozen Area Headpube

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308850)



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Date: January 22nd, 2010 1:40 PM
Author: amethyst razzle-dazzle market

holy shit outted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13879493)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:16 PM
Author: Unhinged step-uncle's house pozpig

junior hs. summoned up courage, called a girl from my science class, identified myself, and asked her out. she laughed and said, "is this [name of other guy in our class]? is this a joke?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308801)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: Wine knife

brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308816)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: Unhinged step-uncle's house pozpig

twas. took me about a year to stop from thinking about it almost daily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308826)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Wine knife

i had a couple of rejections in junior high. theyre the fucking worst, because you're not mature enough to realize that women are pretty TTT and their opinions dont really matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308842)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: Salmon awkward fanboi parlor

I hope you spread some bad rumors about her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308855)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: Unhinged step-uncle's house pozpig

i wrote "[name] masturbates with a gameboy" all over the boys locker room. but i was smart enough to wait two months before doing it. it caught on. she eventually killed herself. i was never suspected. twice a month i shit on her grave site. so, the healing has begun, thankfully.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308906)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: Wine knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308918)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:36 PM
Author: abusive den hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308995)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:38 PM
Author: mahogany stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309669)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: Cobalt indian lodge indirect expression

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309869)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: Idiotic excitant crackhouse

180, awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13313000)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: Bright big station

180, if flame.

181, if true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328215)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:16 PM
Author: Unhinged step-uncle's house pozpig

rejection story = sadly, real

reaction story = fortunately, flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817999)



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Date: January 13th, 2010 1:08 AM
Author: Topaz chapel

ohmy180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795797)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: smoky bipolar field

180

i lolled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817589)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: Floppy theater

180 TRILLIONZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817907)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:22 PM
Author: Razzle selfie trailer park

LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822520)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: Vigorous principal's office messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#14957313)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:22 PM
Author: Demanding brethren old irish cottage

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421343)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 3:49 PM
Author: titillating dark travel guidebook

Her behavior wasn't that bad. Junior high kids are extremely fucking stupid. That's bad enough that I wouldn't want to talk to her, but I wouldn't spread rumors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816052)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: vibrant coiffed box office

SICK BURN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308828)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: Bateful foreskin faggotry

I did that in 8th grade. Called up this girl who I knew my entire youth and asked her to a dance even though we did nothing more than have random chit chat in the hall maybe once a month. She said she'd think about it. The next day I get on the bus and the entire fucking bus was laughing about it.

pwnd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308879)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:38 PM
Author: Laughsome useless brakes

I feel bad for both of you, because I have a friend that happened to. She hadn't even thought about dating yet and was just completely confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309030)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: Unhinged step-uncle's house pozpig

well, if so, in my case it was a costly mistake for her (see above).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309082)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: appetizing transparent stead sound barrier

This is the worst so far. This implies that other people think you're so far beneath this girl that it's laughable.

I'm trying to think of the worst pwnage I've ever endured.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822479)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: Bateful foreskin faggotry

My buddy and I in college got in with a group of sorority girls from this one sorority. One of them was pretty into me and another into him etc. We had a house party at his place where some asshole brought moonshine so I was taking swigs of it and was at near blackout when a whole group of these sorority girls, including that one that was down with me rolled in. I vaguely remember hitting on her in the kitchen but dont remember what I was saying.

I have a slight memory of the entire group of girls storming out of the party and one of them pointing at me and saying something to the effect of "that guy is fucking creepy"

I then had to finish out my year with an ENTIRE sorority whispering about me at the bars as "that guy" EVERY TIME I WALKED IN

To this day I have no clue what I said to her, and her friend wouldnt tell my buddy either because it was that creepy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308853)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: Wine knife

you probably suggested an orgy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308871)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:25 PM
Author: Bateful foreskin faggotry

Part of me still believes I was telling her i'd eat her out like a fucking champ, or something to that effect.

Granted I'm sure I phrased it in a much creepier manner than that.

Word to the wise, dont drink moonshine out of a jug from some guy you dont know who made it in his own bathtub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308899)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: Wine knife

getting too drunk is never the credited move when you're trying to demonstrate your swag to a new girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308911)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Bateful foreskin faggotry

Id never seen a girl pull a 180 so quick. Girl was all about me the previous couple times we hung out, using the grapevine to let me know as well that she was down, sending sorority sisters up to me to tell me how hot she thought i was etc. and to go make a move.

Then some sweet nothings being whispered into her ear got SIXTY girls to label me a monster creep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308958)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:37 PM
Author: Violet marvelous hospital

You probably told her you'd eat her out and she could hold a cellphone in her hands to call 911 if she wanted you to stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309010)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:23 PM
Author: Cracking Mint Laser Beams

LOL that was epic. Who was that poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310112)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 4:08 PM
Author: lavender athletic conference prole

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310486)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:00 PM
Author: racy address tank

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312950)



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Date: January 13th, 2010 12:54 AM
Author: Rusted french party of the first part gas station

dude, EPIC fucking reference. 180 +

this kind of shit is why i will never, ever be able to quit this toiletbowl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795681)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:53 PM
Author: talented associate national

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815083)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 12:09 AM
Author: Jet church building corn cake

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15319393)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Drunken windowlicker azn

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=675218&mc=110&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15319423)



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Date: January 22nd, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: amethyst razzle-dazzle market

180+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13879513)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:25 PM
Author: vibrant coiffed box office

Ha, this reminds me of a time when I got really drunk and called a girl I was hooking up with. Apparently I heard she was on a date with some other dude so I left her a message where I called her a "cunt". I have no recollection of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308895)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: Bateful foreskin faggotry

Ha, I did something similar with a girl im still semi dating right now.

She wanted some space and told me this via email the friday night of halloween weekend. So I said whatever and went out with other buddies. Met a girl at the bar, she was texting and calling me over and over and I just had a "fuck her" mindset and ignored them all. I made out with this chick and she didnt wanna leave with me. So I left at like 2am and read all the texts etc. They were like "im sorry i wanna see you" etc. Then the final one said "this just proves to me you're with another girl"

SO i called her up and got her voicemail and left some 2 minute rant like you fucking bitch etc.

Sad thing is she still called me to apologize the next morning until she listened to the VM i left later in the day and just sent me a text saying im a huge asshole.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308941)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:36 PM
Author: vibrant coiffed box office

ha nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13308999)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: Exciting mewling sanctuary incel

it's like the ending to romeo and julliet, where she wakes up after he drinks the poison but before he dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817955)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:37 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trip karate

looks like she wasn't actually into you, you delusional aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309005)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: Bateful foreskin faggotry

that could be the case, or i slurred into her ear that i was going to ravage her vagina and blow my load in her eyeball or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309868)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:20 PM
Author: appetizing transparent stead sound barrier

No, she would have liked that, provided you didn't say it in front of other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822509)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:37 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trip karate

lol @ this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309008)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 1:47 PM
Author: Violet marvelous hospital

This is an awesome thread.

One of the best parts is how all these girls suddenly started begging for each poster's dick after a few years lolrite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309123)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:59 PM
Author: Wine knife

FWIW, my story was the exact opposite of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309830)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:39 PM
Author: Effete Space

I'm 6', got stuffed by a 5'8" guy in the low post. That was pretty epic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309681)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:05 PM
Author: Bateful foreskin faggotry

I'm 6'3, was going for a layup on a breakaway, had a guy who I probably had a 20 foot lead on at the time of the steal come from behind and swat the ball into the stands. Both teams and the entire crowd was laughing...pwnd (in my defense he was black and similar in height)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309889)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:16 PM
Author: Effete Space

I did that to a dood once. I was running the length of the floor and shouted "block party comin" but I guess he didn't hear me. Ball ended up in the stands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328026)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 12:51 AM
Author: Fragrant self-centered sex offender location

that is a 175 thing to yell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15319705)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:54 PM
Author: Thriller Gaming Laptop

I worked at a grocery store in HS with two hot girls from another school, Shelley and Erin. Unbeknownst to me, Shelley got a page from Erin while she was working, and she called me over, gave me her phone number, and said "you should call Erin and ask her what she wants," meaning "hey beta, can you answer this page for me?"

I totally misread the situation and waited until the next night and called her (in front of a few of my friends). She basically said "WTF, why are you calling me?" and hung up after I awkwardly tried to play it off.

Years later, I ran into them both again and had a threesome with them while wearing a werewolf mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309781)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 2:57 PM
Author: vibrant coiffed box office

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13309807)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: Snowy Hyperactive Home Potus

MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310290)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: abusive den hissy fit

TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312977)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: racy address tank

oh god which one do I pick. I think the one that stung the most happened just a few years ago. Been talking to this girl for a few weeks, friend of a friend, got to know each other, and I wanted to ask her out.

I had her phone number that I'd gotten from her a few days before, called her up and said "Hey, it's tyvmft, want to do [X]" ("X" being a group outting with a few friends, doing an activity I know she enjoyed)

Keep in mind we'd talked a bit in person, but she still said "Who?" and as I stumbled explaining who I was she continued, talking over me, "Oh sorry, I have to babysit that day" and hung up on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310310)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: vibrant coiffed box office

ooof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310516)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 4:13 PM
Author: racy address tank

oh to add to the pwnage I made the phone call amongst some FRIENDS of mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310521)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 4:13 PM
Author: Laughsome useless brakes

Ouch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13310523)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: hyperventilating sick base double fault

Girlfriend of 4 years cheated on me when I was on a trip providing medical support in subsaharan Africa. She was a 5'11" blonde, so I was shocked to find out the guy was a 5'8" balding motherfucker. I am 6'3". She left me for him, and when I asked why, she stated very clearly, that it was because she liked the shape of his dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312948)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:00 PM
Author: Passionate pale school

*wrenches self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312955)



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Date: November 20th, 2009 12:36 AM
Author: chocolate range clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13315453)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: stimulating patrolman

please swear this is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13313047)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: Bright big station

I hope for your sake that this is flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328207)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:23 PM
Author: appetizing transparent stead sound barrier

This is obviously a lie. You don't know the shape of his dick when you notice he is a short balding mother fucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822538)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:03 PM
Author: Twinkling vengeful lay antidepressant drug

Wasn't really a big deal to me...

But I decided to ask this girl out to the Senior Prom, who was cool, cute, cheerleader, in some of my classes and did a play with me, and who I knew didn't have a bf or much going on.

I thought she was kinda below my league and at least above the fray of HS politics so it would be an auto "yes."

I came up to her at the end of the day by the lockers and small talked and asked her, and she immediately responded with a sort of condescending chuckle, followed by "wow!....you really have some balls!" and proceeded to say she didn't think she was going, but thanks anyway.

Saw her at prom; she went alone.

(Turns out a few guys asked her and she said no...I still wonder whether I had the "nicest" rejection)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13312990)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: federal adulterous telephone mad cow disease

i've never been rejected. one time i tried to get a female friend of mine after she got engaged, but that was only a halfhearted attempt and i didn't expect her to cheat on him. i got back at her anyway for making me feel rejected (even though it wasn't a real rejection, for the reasons i just gave).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13313050)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: arousing amber dysfunction

You don't talk to enough girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815143)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 9:16 PM
Author: Odious harsh toaster gay wizard

junior year in high school I was going to my best friends birthday and a girl I really liked called me up. She wanted to hang out, and I told her to tag along with me to the birthday. I hit on her a bit, but sort of lost her for a bit. When i start looking for her I am told she is fucking the birthday boy. She told me about it the next day. Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13313078)



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Date: November 19th, 2009 11:57 PM
Author: chocolate range clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13314847)



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Date: November 20th, 2009 12:45 AM
Author: dashing honey-headed liquid oxygen heaven

So there's this insanely hot girl. She's like a 9. One of the hottest girls in college. We were in a class together and she was a little nerdy so I decided to make small talk, chit chat. I knew she was out of my league but thought it would be good fun.

One night I see her at this bar dancing. She spots me and motions for me to come to the dance floor and dance with her, so I walk over and we dance for a bit. It breaks up and I ask for her number. She puts it in my phone. I call the number (so she would have mine) and quickly grabs my phone out of my hand because she had done the one number off thing. I called her out on it and she said it wasn't that because she fixed it, but let's just say I never called her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13315580)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: Contagious territorial goyim meetinghouse

lol. pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328017)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:19 PM
Author: Swollen grizzly resort

pwnter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328044)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:58 PM
Author: arousing amber dysfunction

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815122)



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Date: November 21st, 2009 12:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Office

There were these two girls on the subway across from me talking about this and that - and one of them really thought she was all that and a piece of fried cheese. She saw me looking (not my problem she had an unavoidable voice like a fog horn) and said, "ugh, I can't stand when guys stare".

I waited for the doors to open at my stop and when I passed by her I stooped and slurred out of the side of my mouth, "honey, I'm gay so get over yourself." Her friend laughed at her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13328047)



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Date: January 13th, 2010 12:59 AM
Author: chocolate range clown

Ty for bumping this terrific wrench thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795717)



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Date: January 13th, 2010 1:00 AM
Author: Azure macaca

Getting thrown out of the house (I was visiting) after his mom found my love letters written to him including poems and everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795731)



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Date: January 13th, 2010 1:03 AM
Author: Crystalline bat shit crazy school cafeteria

fantastic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795756)



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Date: January 13th, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: fluffy native death wish

Wachtell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13795960)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Spot Factory Reset Button

Senior year of HS was going out with the [white] school valedictorian. I was also fairly prominent so were a pretty big power couple on campus, to the extent you can be in HS.

We were quite the item, talked everyday, made out on the weekends, etc. etc. etc.

It came around time to choose colleges. She chose school X cause she got a full scholly. I chose school Y to be close to her (her school didn't have my program).

When I told her that, she said "oh this was never going to go past this year, didn't you know that? Plus, my dad would never let us get serious because you're Asian".

What made the pawnage even worse is that her dad was a minister (how Christian of him) and my beta ass still took her to prom.

And, of course, in classic fashion she IMed me out of the blue a few weeks ago after years and years of no communication saying stuff like "you're hurting, you need someone like me in your life". She literally gained like 75 pounds since HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815015)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:58 PM
Author: arousing amber dysfunction

damn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815118)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Spot Factory Reset Button

Didn't get over this for quite some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815395)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:56 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse lettuce

Be honest. Did you ever get your dick wet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817360)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Spot Factory Reset Button

No, she was a holy roller. Only kissing and boobs on the OUTSIDE of the shirt.

When she im'ed me the other day she made it known she was no longer a holy roller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817397)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: appetizing transparent stead sound barrier

ATDefriend from Facebook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822572)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: appetizing transparent stead sound barrier

" "you're hurting, you need someone like me in your life"."

She said that because you post beta shit on your facebook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822565)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Learning disabled house gunner

earl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13823181)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 8:55 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trip karate

"Senior year of HS was going out with the [white] school valedictorian. I was also fairly prominent so were a pretty big power couple on campus, to the extent you can be in HS."

Yes, nothing says "HS power couple" like a bookish asian fellow and a pasty ugly nerd who gets straight A's. LOL @ your delusions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321051)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:48 PM
Author: Peach nofapping kitchen cumskin

rhee-jehk-shun??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815025)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 1:55 PM
Author: arousing amber dysfunction

Met this girl on Halloween a few years back and hooked up. A few days later she decided it would be a good idea to meet up at a local bar. I thought there was nothing to worry about since I already hooked up with her. I see her, say whats up, introduce myself to her friends and sit down at their table. Get a really bad feeling from her friends. Her one friend says she has to go to bathroom and then all the girls leave with her and they tell me to hold the table we are at. About ten minutes pass and I'm sitting there by myself. I say fuck it and walk around and notice they're all leaving the bar. I felt so owned. A couple years later I see her out and she is all over me but I have no choice but to reject her like she did to me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815098)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: charismatic theatre

wtf did you get a bad haircut in the few days in between?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815152)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: arousing amber dysfunction

actually, yeah. But that shouldn't matter. We had become friends on facebook so she knew what I looked like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815157)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Tripping menage

http://www.grimeforum.com/forum/images/smilies/2009/popcorn.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13815160)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: titillating dark travel guidebook

1. 3rd grade. Told a girl that I had a crush on her. She said, "I don't like you. I like [other guy]. He is so sexy." I tried to convince her that he wasn't. It didn't work.

2. 4th grade. First WOC crush. I told someone I liked her and the whole class found out, so she told me in front of the whole class that she didn't like me in that way.

3. January 2002. I call a girl and get some guy with a deep voice (her boyfriend, but I didn't know and assumed he was her roommate's guy). Tell him to leave a message for her. I got an email from her: "You make me really uncomfortable and I don't want to see you again."

That one fucked me up a bit (well, because I was a fucked-up person and let it). I went outside with almost no clothes for a couple hours. It was January in MN.

4. March 2002. I talked to a girl, and it seemed like we're getting along well. I wrote a "long email" to her (3 paragraphs). I was screamed at by her best friend in the middle of class (she threatened to kill me) in front of a professor.

I hadn't done a single thing wrong or creepy, but I was 30 pounds underweight and had bad acne, and this girl was indignant that I'd even deign to approach her. So an innocuous email (I still have it) became "long" and creepy. Girls really hate omegas (which I was then). Cunt.

5. January 2004. After an failed attempt to hit on a girl who was visiting my floor, I retreat to my room and when I'm gone, I hear her complaining about me to her friends in an extremely unflattering and distasteful way. I'm a bit unstable (just returned from Budapest, which was awesome, but the return adjustment was a bitch) at the time so I come back out and call her a dirty, rancid slut to her face. Loudly. I scare the shit out of her and she's shaking and screaming "You don't know me!" She has some medical episode from the stress and her friend starts putting wet towels on her. This was in the dorms and I woke a few people up. It was about 2:30 in the morning. I don't care. You can reject me and that's ok, but if you say nasty things about me to other people, there will be retaliation.

6. Sept. 2009. I ask a girl out. "Maybe I'll bring you to have coffee with me and my brother next week." Ok, fine. I guess she's the conservative type. Her brother will like me and go to bat for me. Ask her if she's still on for coffee that night. "No, I have to cancel. I have a date."

She was Jewish, so I used this to give her an out. "Guess I'm in the friend-zone, but I understand you probably want to date someone who's Jewish, so that's cool." Her: "None of my boyfriends have been Jewish."

1, 2, 3 and 6 are fine people and, as far as I know, are doing well. 4 and 5 (the only evil rejections that come to mind) are rotten messes last I checked. #5 tried to kill herself.

Unlike most posters in this thread, I've never had a girl who rejected me come back and make a play for me-- in my experience, that almost never happens-- but I'm almost always able to find a girl I end up liking a lot better, and I do really well with the really great (heroic) women. Rejection has saved me too many times from falling onto my bad decisions/mistaken attractions for me to regard it with anything less than a positive view.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816032)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: sienna multi-colored church

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817650)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:02 AM
Author: titillating dark travel guidebook

Yeah, it's been fun.

I'm finally starting to see that none of it really mattered. At the time, these stories were painful. Now they're just really fucking hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13820665)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: violent yellow boltzmann

O...M...G...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817894)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:10 PM
Author: Floppy theater

wow dude. you are a piece of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817962)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: Exciting mewling sanctuary incel

poast email from #4 plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817973)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:00 AM
Author: titillating dark travel guidebook

No. It was almost 8 years ago and I'd have to go digging through my files.

It was along the lines of this:

Hey [Girl],

I enjoyed our conversation in the library. We should get together for coffee. Are you free on Saturday? I'm free after 2:30.

[Me]

It was completely innocuous, but, because I was 30 lb. underweight and had severe acne, she was so indignant at my approach so she decided to sick her crazy friend on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13820659)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:02 AM
Author: Exciting mewling sanctuary incel

how is that three paragraphs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13820663)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:06 AM
Author: titillating dark travel guidebook

It was longer than that, but that was the gist of it.

I mentioned a concert I was going to and described the band-- that was one paragraph. And there were a couple comments on the classes I was taking.

My greatest weakness in dating, and one that has caused be incalculable pain, is that I was born a terrible judge of character, due to a naive inability to fathom evil. I've improved in this regard considerably, but the fact that I've had these sorts of experiences might shine some light on why I value the HEROIC woman so highly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13820679)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:57 PM
Author: Exciting mewling sanctuary incel

As an objective third party, I would guess that your greatest weakness in dating is actually social awkwardness, not your judge of character.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822773)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:08 PM
Author: disrespectful spectacular orchestra pit toilet seat

ti, of course, tcr. Also, a tendency to shift blame onto others disguised among disingenuous observations about himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822864)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:13 PM
Author: lavender athletic conference prole

"I went outside with almost no clothes for a couple hours. It was January in MN."

explain this wrench-like reaction plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817979)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:27 PM
Author: Emerald Cerebral Masturbator Dog Poop

pensive is mentally disturbed

his "User Files" at Carleton adequately document the insanity. I wish someone would repost them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818067)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:31 PM
Author: sienna multi-colored church

I have a copy.

Here's the first entry I read, just randomly selected now:

"Ah, freshman year... glad that's over. In a sense, it's funny, though. I can't decide whether it's the irony or the anti-irony of UF 138 that makes it so comical. Anyway, enough of that.

I'm closing in on identity-crisis time as the grad-school results come in. All the places I applied look good, but my gut tells me I'll be at Chicago or MIT next fall. I'm looking forward to this. I want to learn the math, go through the process, and complete the disseration: Not just for my dad (who decided I'd someday be a "Dr. Church" someday when I was 3 or 4) but for myself: maybe I'm being impulsive, but I feel a desire to get my Ph.D. and try my hand at mathematical greatness. If I fail to be great, I'll at least learn a lot of cool things.

On the other hand, I've decided that I just will not go into academia. The only way that could happen is if, during my graduate years, I publish an earth-shattering result that makes me a star, at which point departments are courting me, rather than me having to subjugate myself to them. A nice fantasy, and it may work out that way, but I can't depend on such a low-probability scenario. Most graduate students don't become stars. So if your motivation for Ph. D. is an academic career, well congratulations, you've just bought yourself a lottery ticket at the low, low price of 4+ years. Not for me: the endless maze of post-docs and anemic income trajectory are just not acceptable. Part of what makes successful people, I believe, is the ability to assess value, and recognize opportunities vs. dead ends. Well, after academia started killing all the TT positions, it turned into one big smoldering dead end. Academia itself may be in inexorable decline, a dinosaur huffin' Marlboros by the tarpit.

Sometimes, I wonder if I can "afford" this. Sure, the schools will pay for me. Can I take 4 years out of my life to do something purely for enjoyment, not career, purposes? I think yes, but I'm not sure. Maybe my upper-middle class background, combined with "smart kid" self-image, has allowed to distort my self-sense too much toward the aristocratic end of things and believe, falsely, that I can afford this indulgence, education as an end in itself, when perhaps I cannot. I don't know how many opportunities I'll have to make it big and still fear I might get only one and miss it with my nose in the book. But I think that any high-income, high-achievement tracks available now will only be moreso after grad school. The education will be neutral if not hurt, I presume. I just hope this is right.

In sum, I wonder if I'm doing the right thing. Education so far hasn't been really a choice: where, that we can decide; if, not at all. Now that "if" is also a choice, it just gets that much more complicated. I know I'd be able to handle grad-school if it were my only option, and incumbent upon me to just discipline myself to do it. But with so many opportunities everywhere, and at a six-digit opportunity cost, it just might be very difficult.

Agh, this is just too much angst for one night. I'll just sign off here. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818115)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:53 AM
Author: titillating dark travel guidebook

Holy shit I was an enormous fucking douchebag back then.

I'm also embarrassed because the writing of the post is just fucking awful. Stupid hypergraphia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13820626)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: sienna multi-colored church

Your healing has begun, pensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822430)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:22 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trip karate

"I feel a desire to get my Ph.D. and try my hand at mathematical greatness."

WASHOUTATWISCOPWNED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822532)



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Date: January 22nd, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: titillating dark travel guidebook

BIGLAWFAILUREANDSNOTNOSEDPATHETICSHIFTLESSRICHTRASHFUCKERPWNED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13879467)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:55 AM
Author: titillating dark travel guidebook

I have no explanation other than the fact that I was a fucking idiot.

Also, I was a bit disturbed. I was being stalked (not by any of the girls mentioned in that post) at the time, so I was extremely paranoid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13820634)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:24 PM
Author: Emerald Cerebral Masturbator Dog Poop

Date: January 15th, 2010 3:45 PM

Author: Dr. Pensive House, life, career, and love expert. (thanks, Jigsaw!)

1. 3rd grade. Told a girl that I had a crush on her. She said, "I don't like you. I like [other guy]. He is so sexy." I tried to convince her that he wasn't. It didn't work.

2. 4th grade. First WOC crush. I told someone I liked her and the whole class found out, so she told me in front of the whole class that she didn't like me in that way.

3. January 2002. I call a girl and get some guy with a deep voice (her boyfriend, but I didn't know and assumed he was her roommate's guy). Tell him to leave a message for her. I got an email from her: "You make me really uncomfortable and I don't want to see you again."

That one fucked me up a bit (well, because I was a fucked-up person and let it). I went outside with almost no clothes for a couple hours. It was January in MN.

4. March 2002. I talked to a girl, and it seemed like we're getting along well. I wrote a "long email" to her (3 paragraphs). I was screamed at by her best friend in the middle of class (she threatened to kill me) in front of a professor.

I hadn't done a single thing wrong or creepy, but I was 30 pounds underweight and had bad acne, and this girl was indignant that I'd even deign to approach her. So an innocuous email (I still have it) became "long" and creepy. Girls really hate omegas (which I was then). Cunt.

5. January 2004. After an failed attempt to hit on a girl who was visiting my floor, I retreat to my room and when I'm gone, I hear her complaining about me to her friends in an extremely unflattering and distasteful way. I'm a bit unstable (just returned from Budapest, which was awesome, but the return adjustment was a bitch) at the time so I come back out and call her a dirty, rancid slut to her face. Loudly. I scare the shit out of her and she's shaking and screaming "You don't know me!" She has some medical episode from the stress and her friend starts putting wet towels on her. This was in the dorms and I woke a few people up. It was about 2:30 in the morning. I don't care. You can reject me and that's ok, but if you say nasty things about me to other people, there will be retaliation.

6. Sept. 2009. I ask a girl out. "Maybe I'll bring you to have coffee with me and my brother next week." Ok, fine. I guess she's the conservative type. Her brother will like me and go to bat for me. Ask her if she's still on for coffee that night. "No, I have to cancel. I have a date."

She was Jewish, so I used this to give her an out. "Guess I'm in the friend-zone, but I understand you probably want to date someone who's Jewish, so that's cool." Her: "None of my boyfriends have been Jewish."

1, 2, 3 and 6 are fine people and, as far as I know, are doing well. 4 and 5 (the only evil rejections that come to mind) are rotten messes last I checked. #5 tried to kill herself.

Unlike most posters in this thread, I've never had a girl who rejected me come back and make a play for me-- in my experience, that almost never happens-- but I'm almost always able to find a girl I end up liking a lot better, and I do really well with the really great (heroic) women. Rejection has saved me too many times from falling onto my bad decisions/mistaken attractions for me to regard it with anything less than a positive view.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818047)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:19 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trip karate

"I got an email from her: "You make me really uncomfortable and I don't want to see you again.""

Let's not pretend this is an anomaly for you Pensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822500)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: appetizing transparent stead sound barrier

It is no wonder you have such fucked up issues with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822606)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:12 PM
Author: Snowy Hyperactive Home Potus

oh, pensive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822915)



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Date: January 22nd, 2010 1:41 PM
Author: Laughsome useless brakes

Oh dear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13879504)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: duck-like set

Man, this is almost as good as teh wrench post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#14957317)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 9:11 AM
Author: boyish indigo university chad

Dude, you need help. One of these incidents I can write off as a bad chick. But clearly YOU are the problem and you freak girls the fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321072)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:23 PM
Author: Curious Organic Girlfriend Forum

really enjoyed reading this. thanks pensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421353)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 4:03 PM
Author: Spruce Useless Tattoo Rehab

I asked a girl to homecoming my sophomore year of high school. She said yes, and things were good. About a week later, she told me that she didn't want to go with me anymore because I was too short for her. I grew about 7 inches by the time we went to college, she went off to some all girls school and is now a lesbian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816124)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 4:06 PM
Author: opaque digit ratio property

last year, told a friend i liked her. she hasn't talked to me since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816139)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: stirring hideous national security agency

A very flat "no, I am not interested in you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816810)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:04 PM
Author: Histrionic Parlour Marketing Idea

This chick and I had both recently moved to town, but had so's in the towns from whence we came. we kicked it a lot, and had lots of chemistry. I wanted to make a move, but she kept mentioning how she couldn't trust her bf because when they hooked up he was dating someone else. So I dumped my girlfriend and told this chick I was into her so she should dump her bf.

She laughed and gave me a pat on the head. pwnpwnpwn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816906)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:06 PM
Author: titillating dark travel guidebook

You dumped your girlfriend over a maybe? Why?

Note: just because a girl complains about her boyfriend does not mean she's ready to dump him. Some girls just like drama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13816914)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:33 PM
Author: Histrionic Parlour Marketing Idea

it wasn't that great with the other gf. in the end it worked out for the best.

you are absolutely correct that girls who complain about their boyfriends are not necessarily ready to dump them. otoh, if i'm complaining to a woman about my gf, it means i'm ready for some strange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817100)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 6:37 PM
Author: Histrionic Parlour Marketing Idea

also, i don't think i've EVER hooked up with a girl who flatly rejected me at first. i've been persistent with some, but to no avail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817138)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:01 PM
Author: hairraiser painfully honest institution ladyboy

Fried Frank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817411)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:28 PM
Author: smoky bipolar field

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817664)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Spot Factory Reset Button

One summer I was doing an internship. I had been dating this girl for probably 9 months before heading off. We were really hitting it off. Talking about where we were going to move after we graduated, etc. She came to visit me and had a great time. Fucked a ton, had a nice picnic, etc. Life was grand.

Two weeks later, after I was done with my internship, she picked me up at the airport, dumped me in the car, and told me she had been cheating on me, dropped me off at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817429)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: out-of-control corner

why didn't u fucking punch her in the throat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817971)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: Insanely creepy coffee pot

the CR would have been to wait to pee all over the inside of her car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818062)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Spot Factory Reset Button

Or: http://www.efukt.com/20628_While_You_Were_Sleeping.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822407)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: Learning disabled house gunner

lol at Seinfeld being on in the background.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13823277)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: Exciting mewling sanctuary incel

at least she picked you up at the airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13817989)



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Date: January 15th, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: Emerald Cerebral Masturbator Dog Poop

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13818085)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:34 AM
Author: arousing amber dysfunction

The two rejections combined take the cake...First girl was checking me out. No doubt in my mind. I DELAYED in making a move. Completely on me. I catch her at the bar. It is very crowded so she is stuck talking ot me. Conversation goes really well. Just as she is about to leave I ask for a number. She says, "Nah, not giving it to you!"...Whatever, that's the cost of doing business. Later, I meet a very cute girl. We talk for about 30 minutes and we have mutual friends. She GIVES me her number and says she'll be back and has me text her so she has my number. She comes back, WITH ANOTHER GUY and starts making out with him. Not near me but I see it go down. Two girls, two rejections!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13820491)



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Date: January 16th, 2010 2:09 PM
Author: cocky twisted piazza

My fiancee kicked me out of the bedroom in the middle of fucking her stud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13822435)



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Date: January 22nd, 2010 1:38 PM
Author: confused flirting garrison haunted graveyard

i've never been rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13879482)



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Date: January 22nd, 2010 3:54 PM
Author: Orchid Halford Whorehouse

best posts: SCAT MAN, Foggy, pensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#13880437)



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Date: April 29th, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: Violet marvelous hospital



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Date: May 10th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted multi-billionaire

We should resurrect this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#14957431)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: Diverse hall immigrant

(1) Had a one-night stand with some chick, and as she was trying to sneak out the morning after, I asked for her number. She said, "I regret this already, you disgusting loser." I have no idea why this stung, but it did.

(2) Tried to chat girl up at bar. Without saying a word, she stood up and walked away with a disgusted look on her face.

(3) In high school, asked cute girl out on last day of school. She said no. Then she made a really annoyed face, as though the reality of what happened sunk in, and she said, literally, "Hell no."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#14957661)



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Date: June 22nd, 2010 11:56 PM
Author: Drunken windowlicker azn



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 12:17 AM
Author: Supple Mischievous Nursing Home

"I wish I could tell you something else, but the economy is just not where we thought it would be six months ago. I can't give you an offer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15319429)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 8:26 AM
Author: Slimy ape



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 9:39 AM
Author: adventurous irate jew point

*shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321105)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: coral plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421474)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 7:43 AM
Author: Henna public bath

never asked anyone out so there are none

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15320940)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 9:33 AM
Author: out-of-control corner

I've honestly never been rejected. So I'll post my meanest rejection of a chick:

So the summer after freshman year I started dating this chick that I met at the beach. We lived about 2 hours apart so we usually only chilled on the weekends (she'd usually stay at my place from friday till sunday).

I quickly realized that she was a pathological liar. She literally lied about everything, even meaningless shit. Like she'd lie about grades she got in college, how old her sister is (wtf?), her dad's job, what she ate for lunch, etc.

She was staying with me one weekend and for whatever reason it occurred to me that I had never seen her take her birth control (I'm extremely observant). Obviously it was possible she took it in the bathroom or some shit, but I decided to call her out on it since she had lied about so much other shit. I demanded that she show me her BC.

After yelling at her for 10 minutes she admitted she wasn't on BC because it makes her feel "funny." This was obviously WAY over the line.

I yelled at her for 30 minutes about what a fucked up person she was, how she had a loose, smelly pussy (not true), etc. I broke up with her started driving her home. I got pissed off at her while driving her so I dropped her off about 10 minutes on the way to her house. She was crying.

When I got back to my place I saw that she had left her cell phone there.

I felt bad for about 10 seconds but then was just INSANELY afraid that she would show up at my door one day telling me that she's pregnant.

She friend requested me on facebook about 4 years ago. Rejected that. Also found out recently she married some guy a few years ago, had 2 kids, and they're now divorced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321093)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 9:35 AM
Author: aqua sweet tailpipe elastic band

Im surprised no one has said "when my liver rejected me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#15321098)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:06 PM
Author: Wine knife



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:09 PM
Author: Iridescent site kitty cat

one time i tried to gchat the box but she blocked me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421225)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:12 PM
Author: Avocado swashbuckling hell international law enforcement agency

A letter that began: "We get many more talented applicants to Booth in any given year than we can accept."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421243)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:19 PM
Author: Curious Organic Girlfriend Forum

the worst is when they just laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421311)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brunch water buffalo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421362)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring rose pit philosopher-king

A couple times I've been given runarounds by chicks at the bar, and then seen them leaving with black guys. These sting especially hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421380)



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Date: March 3rd, 2011 2:32 PM
Author: Demanding brethren old irish cottage

there was this one chick i was pretty keen on, and she knew it. she started spending more time with me and talking to me more and stuff, so i thought maybe i was actually getting somewhere.

one night a bunch of us are out getting wasted, and i'm up at the bar ordering a drink. i'm leaning on the bar with my hand resting on it. she comes over and starts talking to me. while she's listening to me say something, she puts her hand on top of mine. my dick practically lurched out of my pants.

then she used that moment to explain why we shouldn't be together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#17421431)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 10:22 AM
Author: crawly wonderful genital piercing senate

MOAR stories please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1142180&forum_id=2#19072731)