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180 story about President Taft

He apparently was very good natured about his size. Before b...
Unhinged aqua foreskin home
  12/11/09
Why didn't he just ask if the fast train would stop for &quo...
Misanthropic dilemma
  12/11/09
"Before becoming president, . . ."
cerebral stead degenerate
  12/11/09
this might be one of the most prestigious poasts of all time...
Wonderful shimmering garrison persian
  11/11/11
think this was before he was prez
Unhinged aqua foreskin home
  12/11/09
im not sure but this may have happened before he was "t...
arousing stage laser beams
  12/11/09
I don't think he was president yet dood
laughsome nubile coldplay fan
  12/11/09
I hear that this was before he was president.
Hyperactive Roommate
  12/11/09
maybe it happened before he was president
brilliant flirting spot psychic
  12/11/09
The anecdote takes place before he had become President
Doobsian provocative pistol idiot
  12/11/09
I am pretty sure this happened before he was elected Preside...
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  12/11/09
Although this may require a dilligent search at the library ...
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  12/11/09
The incident in question anteceded his assumption of the Ova...
Indigo Hateful Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/11/09
idk man maybe the secret service wanted him to lay low or po...
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  12/11/09
For some reason, this one is my favorite
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  07/12/10
i'm not sure - you might want to verify this in the text - b...
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
would have been odd, considering email wasn't invented yet.
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  12/11/09
correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe this incident took pl...
Lascivious Office Dingle Berry
  12/11/09
I have a feeling this event happened before he was elected t...
maroon big station
  12/11/09
That would be lying, d00d. Calling himself a "large par...
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  12/11/09
Because this was in Russia.
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  12/11/09
He wasn't the president at the time this story happened.
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  12/11/09
There's a good chance he wasn't the president at the time.
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  12/11/09
i think this dood has a valid point
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  12/11/09
Of course, we'll never really know for sure.
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  12/11/09
this happened before that nigger was fucking president you a...
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  12/11/09
I feel like there is a great joke to be made here, but I'm d...
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  12/11/09
i'm gonna take a wild stab it and suggest that, oh i dunno, ...
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  12/11/09
To be fair, Was he president at the time of this story? I...
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  12/11/09
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  12/12/09
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  11/14/11
it appears that taft had not yet assumed the office of the p...
thriller rambunctious puppy
  12/12/09
Was he president then? (And is this the most responded to p...
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  12/12/09
it seems like it might be because he wasn't president yet. n...
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  12/12/09
suck my cock faggot.
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  01/05/10
are you suggesting that a Sitting President of the United St...
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  12/12/09
Pretty sure he wasn't president at the time of this anecdote...
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  12/12/09
I think you can get in trouble for identifying yourself as t...
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  12/12/09
You seem dumb.
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  12/12/09
a pumo never logs into his account again. why?
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  12/12/09
I'm not sure.
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  12/12/09
I don't think he could have said that since he had not yet a...
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  12/23/10
The events described in the OP preceded his presidency.
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  12/12/09
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  01/05/10
i have the same question.
Odious Theater Stage Weed Whacker
  01/05/10
i might have to re-read the story to be 100% sure, but i don...
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  01/05/10
Seriously? How can anyone ever know that? My guess, he wasn'...
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  01/05/10
Temporally speaking, his train situation preceded his presid...
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  01/23/10
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  09/14/10
I got the impression he hadn't yet attained that office at t...
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  01/23/10
philosphics. pure philosophics.
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  01/23/10
Because that would have been a lie since he was not yet Pres...
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  01/23/10
i'm going to throw this out there: maybe this was before he ...
concupiscible lime pisswyrm gunner
  01/23/10
I don't think he was president yet.
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  01/24/10
Maybe this happened while on the campaign trail, thus occurr...
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  01/24/10
not sure, but I think Marty McFly might be involved
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i'm going to re-read the text of the OP and see if there are...
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  01/24/10
he probably would have, which leads me to believe that he wa...
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  02/03/10
something about prezidents.
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  02/03/10
i've thought about this for a while and here's the deal - at...
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  02/25/10
*stays up all night analyzing and researching this on westla...
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  02/25/10
The converted coal into oil.
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  03/08/10
I'm going to throw out something that hasn't been mentioned ...
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  03/09/10
My only guess is that this happened prior to his becoming pr...
Hyperactive Roommate
  04/07/10
he wasn't president at the time and probably didn't even kno...
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  04/07/10
the issue here, i think, is that he was not president at the...
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  05/01/10
It appears that this event predated his ascension to the ova...
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  05/01/10
in this universe, cause always precedes effect. now, grante...
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are you the first pumo
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  05/14/10
why not?
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  05/14/10
good point. this story must be fake.
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  05/15/10
the problem here is that he wasn't president yet
embarrassed to the bone address
  05/27/10
he wasn't president yet
embarrassed to the bone address
  06/17/10
HEY RETARD. HE WASN'T THE FUCKING PRESIDENT YET.
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  06/17/10
no man OP says that he wasn't president yet
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  06/17/10
brb getting in a time machine to make taft president earlier...
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  07/12/10
Might have been after he left office. Can't have chief Just...
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  07/12/10
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  07/12/10
Nice. You just pwned Taft by shoving his own cluelessness i...
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  07/12/10
no one knows
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  07/12/10
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  07/17/10
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  08/19/10
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  08/20/10
lol ty
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  11/11/11
it was before he was elected.
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  09/14/10
I just checked and realized that this happened before he was...
embarrassed to the bone address
  09/30/10
...and the President's name was Albert Einstein
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  09/30/10
I don't not think this was not after he turned into not our ...
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  11/25/10
President Taft didn't want to blow his cover by revealing th...
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  11/25/10
?
Odious Theater Stage Weed Whacker
  11/25/10
this was before he was president
embarrassed to the bone address
  11/25/10
dude the thing is, he wasn't president yet
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  01/21/11
Because Mr. Einstein never became President, brother.
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  01/21/11
tbf the thread title makes it confusing by calling him "...
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  09/09/11
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  11/11/11
It was probably because he never understood why everything h...
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  11/11/11
this thread won't die
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  11/14/11
couldn't he have just drawn on his prerogative as the POTUS ...
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  12/12/09
I find it difficult to believe a man with the brilliance of ...
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  12/12/09
WTF Y DINT HE SAY HE WAS PRECEDENT?!!1
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  12/12/09
even though he was president at the time, why didn't he thin...
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  12/12/09
p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.
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  02/25/10
all i remember from AP US history was that taft was so fat t...
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  12/11/09
Was the AP really necessary? I think everyone learned this ...
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
You misspelled 6th grade
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  12/11/09
me too
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  12/11/09
People who have to add the. "AP" when they have no...
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  12/11/09
you seem dumb. it was included to emphasize how useless ap u...
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
Honestly just saw, "Was the AP really necessary?" ...
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  12/11/09
Have you ever posted and NOT been a complete and total faggo...
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  12/11/09
hey guys did you ever notice you cant spell TAFT without FAT...
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  12/11/09
tyft
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  12/11/09
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maroon big station
  12/12/09
Should have just said he was the President.
Misanthropic dilemma
  12/11/09
Although this may require a dilligent search at the library ...
marvelous skinny woman
  12/11/09
You're a stand up dude for not editing
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  12/11/09
yea, ty for this gem
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I feel like I'd think this was funnier if I knew the differe...
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  12/11/09
flame?
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  12/12/09
after reading everything above, this post made me crack up. ...
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  02/03/10
nice
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  04/22/10
I love this thread.
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  12/11/09
But for serious, why didn't he just take Airforce One?
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  12/11/09
underrated post
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  12/12/09
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  12/12/09
or summoned an HHM?
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  12/12/09
criminally underrated
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Doobsian provocative pistol idiot
  12/11/09
William Howard Taft also won election to the office of Chief...
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  12/11/09
lol. this thread took off
Unhinged aqua foreskin home
  12/12/09
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?
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  12/12/09
...
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  12/12/09
lulz
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  12/12/09
I think so. It doesn't even make sense though because IRL h...
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  01/05/10
p.s. the landwhale was Albert Einstein
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  12/12/09
dude wasn't even that fat by today's standards. also, he ...
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  12/12/09
tbf, dood is really fat
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  12/12/09
he was 6' tall and averaged around 250lbs. i mean, he was...
Sapphire Cheese-eating Ladyboy Liquid Oxygen
  12/12/09
this says he was well over 300 pounds most of the time he wa...
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  12/12/09
Proof that fats gain it back.
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  12/12/09
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  12/28/09
180 fucking thread
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  01/05/10
after his presidency, taft was offered a chair of law at yal...
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  01/05/10
Wouldn't it have made more sense for him to decline because ...
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  01/05/10
"after his presidency,..."
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  01/05/10
Oh, I'm quite sure he was a 'sitting' president!
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  01/05/10
I think this was after he was prez
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  01/05/10
I'm about to reread this, but I think the chair was offered ...
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  01/05/10
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180
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180 ofs
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This is more like it
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p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.
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he was rather talented
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holy shit how had i never seen this before 180180180
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stfu and make ur contribution up there
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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Unhinged aqua foreskin home

He apparently was very good natured about his size. Before becoming president, he once visited a small town on legal business. After his meeting, he learned that the next train would not arrive for several hours, although a fast train would run through in an hour. He therefore wired the railroad superintendent to ask if the fast train would stop for a “large party.” The superintendent agreed. When Taft boarded the train, he remarked to the bewildered conductor, “You can go ahead; I am the large party."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523099)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: Misanthropic dilemma

Why didn't he just ask if the fast train would stop for "the president?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523121)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: cerebral stead degenerate

"Before becoming president, . . ."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523137)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:53 AM
Author: Wonderful shimmering garrison persian

this might be one of the most prestigious poasts of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344932)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: Unhinged aqua foreskin home

think this was before he was prez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523138)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: arousing stage laser beams

im not sure but this may have happened before he was "the president"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523167)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: laughsome nubile coldplay fan

I don't think he was president yet dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523260)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: Hyperactive Roommate

I hear that this was before he was president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523261)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: brilliant flirting spot psychic

maybe it happened before he was president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523294)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:14 PM
Author: Doobsian provocative pistol idiot

The anecdote takes place before he had become President

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523315)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pocket flask wagecucks

I am pretty sure this happened before he was elected President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523451)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: marvelous skinny woman

Although this may require a dilligent search at the library of congress, I am inclined to believe this anecdote occurred prior to his election to our highest office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523500)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Indigo Hateful Scourge Upon The Earth

The incident in question anteceded his assumption of the Oval Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523523)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser chrome lay

idk man maybe the secret service wanted him to lay low or possibly for another reason but who knows really i sure dont

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523532)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:39 PM
Author: ebony stage karate

For some reason, this one is my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487762)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: Twinkling Frum Step-uncle's House

i'm not sure - you might want to verify this in the text - but i believe this was before he was elected to the chief position in the executive branch of our government

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523555)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: mahogany coiffed tattoo sex offender

yeah! i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523565)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: Costumed Orchestra Pit Masturbator

would have been odd, considering email wasn't invented yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523694)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:15 PM
Author: Lascivious Office Dingle Berry

correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe this incident took place prior to him becoming the commander-in-chief of these, our united states of america.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523807)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:21 PM
Author: maroon big station

I have a feeling this event happened before he was elected to be President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524265)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: domesticated vivacious legal warrant selfie

That would be lying, d00d. Calling himself a "large party" was not a lie. That's the point of the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524276)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: titillating pontificating heaven boltzmann

Because this was in Russia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524289)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:30 PM
Author: ruddy glittery headpube lettuce

He wasn't the president at the time this story happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524317)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: aromatic underhanded bawdyhouse clown

There's a good chance he wasn't the president at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524331)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: bat shit crazy brethren famous landscape painting

i think this dood has a valid point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524363)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:42 PM
Author: Judgmental Base Hissy Fit

Of course, we'll never really know for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524386)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:33 PM
Author: rebellious jewess

this happened before that nigger was fucking president you ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525139)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: effete zombie-like giraffe

I feel like there is a great joke to be made here, but I'm drawing a blank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525183)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:45 PM
Author: primrose hot ceo

i'm gonna take a wild stab it and suggest that, oh i dunno, MAYBE HE WASNT FUCKING PRESIDENT AT THE TIME LIKE THE ARTICLE SAID, YOU TARD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525247)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:46 PM
Author: ungodly lavender chad

To be fair,

Was he president at the time of this story? If not, that could provide the explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525253)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:04 AM
Author: domesticated vivacious legal warrant selfie

fucking pumo-cock asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525429)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 2:04 PM
Author: milky location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365520)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:07 AM
Author: thriller rambunctious puppy

it appears that taft had not yet assumed the office of the president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525460)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:16 AM
Author: Nudist school cafeteria

Was he president then? (And is this the most responded to post ever?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525587)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: concupiscible lime pisswyrm gunner

it seems like it might be because he wasn't president yet. not sure though, may have to re-read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525621)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: Odious Theater Stage Weed Whacker

suck my cock faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725937)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:26 AM
Author: Jet federal abode

are you suggesting that a Sitting President of the United States had it in him to tell a Lie----just in order to catch a fast train??

why do you hate are country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525705)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:49 AM
Author: Naked Talented Really Tough Guy Rehab

Pretty sure he wasn't president at the time of this anecdote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528588)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: Black Big-titted Roast Beef Set

I think you can get in trouble for identifying yourself as the president when you are not, in fact, the president. Chances are he did not have any supernatural device or unholy skill that would allow him to see into the future to see that he would one day become president. Thus, identifying himself as president would have been an outright lie. Furthermore, even if such an ability he did possess, it still would have been a lie, as a good man of Taft's stature would not so identify himself when the presidency was not yet in his grasp. Although, can one truly consider someone using such soothsaying techniques a "good man?" Perish the thought! Nay, he must have lacked such ability, leaving the consequences of falsely identifying one's self as president as the sole deterrent to the execution of your suggestion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528606)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: henna space

i know, right?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528862)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:58 PM
Author: glassy quadroon codepig

You seem dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530806)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:01 PM
Author: bat shit crazy brethren famous landscape painting

a pumo never logs into his account again. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530826)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:12 PM
Author: maniacal cobalt background story

I'm not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530888)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: Idiotic Cuckold Boiling Water

I don't think he could have said that since he had not yet assumed the Office of President of these United States.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530895)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gay filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16883327)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: fragrant mediation menage

The events described in the OP preceded his presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531324)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: vigorous school community account

readingcomppwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725917)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: Odious Theater Stage Weed Whacker

i have the same question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725934)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:46 AM
Author: Overrated pale ticket booth

i might have to re-read the story to be 100% sure, but i don't believe that he had yet become president when I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie, "yo homes smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom; I was finally there...to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726870)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:54 AM
Author: apoplectic corn cake

Seriously? How can anyone ever know that? My guess, he wasn't the President at that point in time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726899)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: adventurous insecure generalized bond

Temporally speaking, his train situation preceded his presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889764)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: stimulating awkward site

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046933)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: opaque exhilarant black woman

I got the impression he hadn't yet attained that office at the time of this occurrence? Is this not the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889896)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: Odious Theater Stage Weed Whacker

philosphics. pure philosophics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889929)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:57 PM
Author: irradiated tripping bbw business firm

Because that would have been a lie since he was not yet President at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13890047)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 4:13 PM
Author: concupiscible lime pisswyrm gunner

i'm going to throw this out there: maybe this was before he president? i'm not a rhodes scholar though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13890195)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: Hyperactive Roommate

I don't think he was president yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898324)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: razzle amber chapel toaster

Maybe this happened while on the campaign trail, thus occurring before his election to the highest public office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898345)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Wine trip goal in life

not sure, but I think Marty McFly might be involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898347)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:05 PM
Author: curious voyeur

i'm going to re-read the text of the OP and see if there are any clues that could shed some light on this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898356)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: Cracking Market

he probably would have, which leads me to believe that he wasn't actually president yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007925)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: garnet rigpig deer antler

something about prezidents.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008012)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: thriller rambunctious puppy

i've thought about this for a while and here's the deal - at this point no one will scroll down all the way to read this response so i won't say nothing i'm fucking going to remain silent as is my right and you can go faulk yourself officer this is a free country and i am not going to consent to your tyranny faulking dictator do you know how many died for us to be free man so N O i'm not going to cooperate and u can go faulk yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236393)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone address

*stays up all night analyzing and researching this on westlaw for some reason*

i figured it out man. this happened before he was president



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236441)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: drab multi-colored stag film

The converted coal into oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14337748)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: Dashing anal crackhouse

I'm going to throw out something that hasn't been mentioned yet, isn't it possible that he wasn't yet president? If only there was a textual clue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14341753)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: Hyperactive Roommate

My only guess is that this happened prior to his becoming president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14640187)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: topaz beady-eyed trump supporter

he wasn't president at the time and probably didn't even know he would be running, much less win the election.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14640232)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:08 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone address

the issue here, i think, is that he was not president at the time. thus he wouldn't be able to make such a remark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875271)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: filthy startled theatre genital piercing

It appears that this event predated his ascension to the oval office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875296)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Kitty Cat Sanctuary

in this universe, cause always precedes effect. now, granted, in other universes it may be the opposite. but in our universe, unless the point of the story was that he was a liar, he'd have to be president *before* being able to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875314)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:33 AM
Author: Odious Theater Stage Weed Whacker

are you the first pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14987768)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 5:23 AM
Author: Jet federal abode

why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14988644)



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Date: May 15th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: Red den round eye

good point. this story must be fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14999401)



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Date: May 27th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone address

the problem here is that he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15097060)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone address

he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271535)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: talking know-it-all tanning salon

HEY RETARD. HE WASN'T THE FUCKING PRESIDENT YET.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271574)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone address

no man OP says that he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271590)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:37 PM
Author: crimson people who are hurt

brb getting in a time machine to make taft president earlier so that this thread doesn't make sense anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487744)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: spectacular messiness tank

Might have been after he left office. Can't have chief Justice lying about his position in the government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487848)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: Obsidian soul-stirring nursing home

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: Offensive dog poop

Nice. You just pwned Taft by shoving his own cluelessness in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487873)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: boyish milk shrine

no one knows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15488064)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Metal Telephone

Es para mí un gran sospecha de que, en el momento de esta historia se produjo, Sr. Taft todavía no habían alcanzado la oficina del presidente, ni Sr. Taft en este momento ni menos ni más de un ghetto de cruceros Royal Caribbean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15535668)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: primrose hot ceo

THIS THREAD SUCKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15831506)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Jet federal abode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGn3-RW8Ajk#t=12m07s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15841907)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:37 AM
Author: Coral twinkling uncleanness

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344911)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: stimulating awkward site

it was before he was elected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046924)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 6:57 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone address

I just checked and realized that this happened before he was President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16178717)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 8:08 AM
Author: yellow electric meetinghouse blood rage

...and the President's name was Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16178736)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:59 PM
Author: 180 University Patrolman

I don't not think this was not after he turned into not our non-president, which I'm pretty sure happened sometime after BOTH before and during this happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643498)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: green useless theater digit ratio

President Taft didn't want to blow his cover by revealing that he had traveled back in time to a period before he was president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643541)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Odious Theater Stage Weed Whacker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643551)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone address

this was before he was president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643591)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 3:45 AM
Author: Iridescent friendly grandma

dude the thing is, he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105142)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 3:59 AM
Author: Histrionic Haunted Graveyard Water Buffalo

Because Mr. Einstein never became President, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105175)



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Date: September 9th, 2011 8:14 AM
Author: Low-t coffee pot

tbf the thread title makes it confusing by calling him "President Taft."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18937089)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:18 AM
Author: yapping nofapping sandwich

Faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344894)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 9:40 AM
Author: Sooty private investor

It was probably because he never understood why everything has to be so professional and square, for lack of a better word. I am sure there are reasons for it, but I wonder what it would be like if everyone was more friendly, caring, and understanding, and focused more on comfort. For example, I remember being in the grocery store or something and I said how can the cashiers stand there all day? Why can't they just have chairs? My boyfriend said it wouldn't be professional, or something like that. I dunno...I just don't see what is so wrong with making things more comfortable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19345058)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 1:46 PM
Author: Excitant aquamarine trailer park

this thread won't die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365435)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: territorial fanboi point

couldn't he have just drawn on his prerogative as the POTUS to get a train to come pick him up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530845)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: marvelous skinny woman

I find it difficult to believe a man with the brilliance of Taft failed to recognize his ability to merely tell the train conductor he was the President of the United States of America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531361)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:08 PM
Author: Doobsian provocative pistol idiot

WTF Y DINT HE SAY HE WAS PRECEDENT?!!1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531378)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 7:35 PM
Author: Jet federal abode

even though he was president at the time, why didn't he think to himself, "if i weren't president, then i could lie and say i am president, and then the fast train would stop for me, but since i used to be president and i cannot tell a lie like Davy Crockett, i should tell the truth and say, 'i will never be president, so i need to catch the fastest possible train to Washington'."?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13532106)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Copper harsh temple fat ankles

p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236503)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: floppy sneaky criminal

all i remember from AP US history was that taft was so fat the white house had to install a new bathtub for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523110)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: charismatic flushed jap associate

Was the AP really necessary? I think everyone learned this little fact in 9th grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523141)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: floppy sneaky criminal

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523148)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: fuchsia splenetic locus

You misspelled 6th grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523248)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: bat shit crazy brethren famous landscape painting

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523145)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: exciting lodge jew

People who have to add the. "AP" when they have no one to impress really annoy me. Just say fucking U.S. History.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523491)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser chrome lay

you seem dumb. it was included to emphasize how useless ap us history is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523504)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: floppy sneaky criminal

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523512)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: exciting lodge jew

you're just angry because I called you out on your doucheyness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523543)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: exciting lodge jew

Honestly just saw, "Was the AP really necessary?"

Was skimming too much clearly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523563)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: fuchsia splenetic locus

Have you ever posted and NOT been a complete and total faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523575)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: Pearly Electric Furnace

hey guys did you ever notice you cant spell TAFT without FATT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523477)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: Violent seedy property

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525167)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: maroon big station

cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528517)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Misanthropic dilemma

Should have just said he was the President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523528)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: marvelous skinny woman

Although this may require a dilligent search at the library of congress, I am inclined to believe this anecdote occurred prior to his election to our highest office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523574)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Doobsian provocative pistol idiot

You're a stand up dude for not editing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524357)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: Judgmental Base Hissy Fit

yea, ty for this gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524395)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:28 AM
Author: primrose hot ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525724)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:31 AM
Author: scarlet senate french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525746)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 1:55 PM
Author: maroon big station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529434)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: Slate mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662283)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 12:18 AM
Author: Doobsian provocative pistol idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14061465)



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Date: April 3rd, 2011 2:58 PM
Author: chartreuse area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17677019)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:19 PM
Author: disturbing diverse therapy

I feel like I'd think this was funnier if I knew the difference between a train and a fast train, and why fat doods can't ride fast trains.

Also, why didn't he just tell them he was the president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523833)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 2:01 PM
Author: Unhinged aqua foreskin home

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529483)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: Cracking Market

after reading everything above, this post made me crack up. so many questions -- so little answers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007948)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: medicated rose legend

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14790431)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: aromatic underhanded bawdyhouse clown

I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524332)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Haunting nowag hall

But for serious, why didn't he just take Airforce One?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524336)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:07 PM
Author: Orange Old Irish Cottage Principal's Office

underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528689)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: domesticated vivacious legal warrant selfie

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528718)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: Dead resort gaming laptop

or summoned an HHM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530868)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: olive racy elastic band

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14337804)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 12:54 AM
Author: Indecent church volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17409524)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:32 PM
Author: Doobsian provocative pistol idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525126)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:43 PM
Author: Jet federal abode

William Howard Taft also won election to the office of Chief Justice of Our Country. That that was after he became President but before he boarded the Train that carried him to his destiny of winning election to Our Presidency. After he won election to Our Presidency he famously coined the Phrase "carry yourself gingerly with the aid of a big stick." Or was it Charles Evans Hughes. I always get those two Gentlemen mixed up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525223)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: Unhinged aqua foreskin home

lol. this thread took off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528935)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 2:06 PM
Author: galvanic shaky ratface

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529512)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:48 PM
Author: arousing stage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530696)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:02 PM
Author: arousing stage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530838)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: Doobsian provocative pistol idiot

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530847)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:49 AM
Author: maniacal cobalt background story

I think so.

It doesn't even make sense though because IRL he would have just said he was the president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726882)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:52 PM
Author: Impressive sable toilet seat institution

p.s. the landwhale was Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530729)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:07 PM
Author: Sapphire Cheese-eating Ladyboy Liquid Oxygen

dude wasn't even that fat by today's standards.

also, he looks kinda like wilford brimley

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oG2ffHT1kXk/SJZXXLiz-bI/AAAAAAAACC8/7JeB23w0jpE/s400/william.howard.taft.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530860)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: Unhinged aqua foreskin home

tbf, dood is really fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530867)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: Sapphire Cheese-eating Ladyboy Liquid Oxygen

he was 6' tall and averaged around 250lbs.

i mean, he was definitely fat, but he would not have been too notable by today's standards.

http://www.apneos.com/weight.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530897)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: Ivory Alcoholic Death Wish Hairy Legs

this says he was well over 300 pounds most of the time he was president. that's like King Kong Bundy fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531341)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 4:03 AM
Author: vengeful useless brakes indian lodge

Proof that fats gain it back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105185)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Misanthropic dilemma

FUCK, I want to outself now after what has transpired, I'm not a prolific contributor to the board, but certainly not an unknown original moniker. Funny thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531368)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:56 AM
Author: primrose hot ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13557046)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling library half-breed

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662264)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: Slate mental disorder

180 fucking thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662286)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:13 AM
Author: Doobsian provocative pistol idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725694)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:48 AM
Author: dark queen of the night place of business

after his presidency, taft was offered a chair of law at yale. he declined, stating 'a sofa of law would be more in line with my proportions.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725899)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:55 AM
Author: Peach elite house philosopher-king

Wouldn't it have made more sense for him to decline because he wasn't done with his presidency?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725916)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: Stirring umber hospital multi-billionaire

"after his presidency,..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725925)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: Peach elite house philosopher-king

Oh, I'm quite sure he was a 'sitting' president!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725933)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 9:51 AM
Author: Doobsian provocative pistol idiot

I think this was after he was prez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726780)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:58 AM
Author: apoplectic corn cake

I'm about to reread this, but I think the chair was offered after his presidency. Hold on a sec while I check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726914)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:59 AM
Author: apoplectic corn cake

Yup, just like I thought. I double checked. It was after his presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726918)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: buff contagious box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236321)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:23 AM
Author: domesticated vivacious legal warrant selfie

180 ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875361)



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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:42 PM
Author: Avocado pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18403648)



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Date: September 9th, 2011 7:14 AM
Author: cerebral stead degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18937046)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: Heady claret gay wizard yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725928)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: Magenta Bossy Double Fault Corner

googled "collection of asperger losers" and this thread was the first result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13727194)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 5:28 PM
Author: Doobsian provocative pistol idiot

WTF are you talking about this is the first result:

http://www.ehow.com/how_4665773_recognize-symptoms-aspergers-syndrome.html

Jeez, this thread isn't even on the first page! WTF dude!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13729386)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 10:28 PM
Author: crystalline circlehead forum

Wait a second. I myself just conducted the same google search, and this thread was not, in fact, the first result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15833037)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:57 AM
Author: Navy startling rigor

http://bit.ly/sAS690

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344940)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 1:31 PM
Author: Navy startling rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365365)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: Indecent church volcanic crater

Strange, I think google indexing has changed significantly since this post was made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17409491)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: Jet federal abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889693)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 2:59 PM
Author: onyx kitchen kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898308)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:03 PM
Author: Doobsian provocative pistol idiot

Nice moniker dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898338)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: Avocado pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007847)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: razzle amber chapel toaster

This is more like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007872)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:29 PM
Author: Dun mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007901)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:35 PM
Author: Bright shivering field

this thread is ridiculously overrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007982)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:39 PM
Author: thriller rambunctious puppy

erroneous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008032)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:44 PM
Author: Jet federal abode

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008109)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: Avocado pit

there's like 1 rating you twit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008248)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: buff contagious box office

no. its seriously awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875303)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: primrose hot ceo

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643531)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: drab multi-colored stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236265)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: Copper harsh temple fat ankles

p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236497)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: thriller rambunctious puppy

he was rather talented

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236515)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: at-the-ready stock car party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14341721)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:23 PM
Author: Jet federal abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14639999)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 2:19 PM
Author: Greedy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14789545)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 2:21 PM
Author: Overrated pale ticket booth

tyty there was some fantastic work done in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14789558)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: at-the-ready stock car party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14829757)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:59 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested

holy shit how had i never seen this before

180180180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14829812)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: Jet federal abode

stfu and make ur contribution up there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14830058)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Unhinged aqua foreskin home

the story was pretty good too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875316)



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Date: May 27th, 2010 2:13 PM
Author: azure halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15097048)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: Erotic Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271601)



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Date: November 15th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: cerebral stead degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16557577)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:00 AM
Author: arousing stage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14987455)



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Date: May 15th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: white parlor feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14999398)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: Jet federal abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271507)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:03 PM
Author: Doobsian provocative pistol idiot

nice bump pumod00d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271516)



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Date: August 29th, 2010 5:04 PM
Author: Jet federal abode

i know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15913272)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: domesticated vivacious legal warrant selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15535522)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: brass up-to-no-good casino nibblets

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15831499)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: scarlet senate french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046439)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:02 AM
Author: crystalline circlehead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16101960)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:39 AM
Author: Well-lubricated locale

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16102218)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: spectacular messiness tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643465)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: bipolar gas station

EPIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643479)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author: rusted keepsake machete

ohhh, THIS is where that comes from...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643574)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 8:27 AM
Author: Jet federal abode

ah enlightenment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16881326)



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Date: April 3rd, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: slap-happy factory reset button

I just learned this nugget as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17677483)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 9:12 AM
Author: Misanthropic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16881380)



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Date: January 19th, 2011 1:48 PM
Author: arousing stage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17091877)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 4:18 PM
Author: Low-t coffee pot

Wouldn't the railroad superintendent have noticed that there were no other fat people waiting to board the fast train?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17750992)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 4:52 PM
Author: French Internal Respiration

Don't be a faggot

This is a 180 story

and you are a 120 poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17751202)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 5:18 PM
Author: fuchsia splenetic locus

TYF bumping a thread I didnt even realize I had read before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17751366)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:20 AM
Author: comical spruce gaping state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17863888)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:22 AM
Author: Unhinged aqua foreskin home

man i dont think the superintendent is the same dood as the engineer

plus you gotta pull the brake well in advance to make a stop, prob couldnt make out who was on the platform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17863900)



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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:39 PM
Author: Mauve Bateful Candlestick Maker Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18403622)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:10 AM
Author: Unhinged aqua foreskin home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344888)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:40 AM
Author: Coral twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344914)