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180 story about President Taft

He apparently was very good natured about his size. Before b...
Unhinged Toaster
  12/11/09
Why didn't he just ask if the fast train would stop for &quo...
Copper sex offender
  12/11/09
"Before becoming president, . . ."
Dark Razzle-dazzle Sanctuary Mother
  12/11/09
this might be one of the most prestigious poasts of all time...
carnelian new version
  11/11/11
think this was before he was prez
Unhinged Toaster
  12/11/09
im not sure but this may have happened before he was "t...
haunting azure national pervert
  12/11/09
I don't think he was president yet dood
scarlet bat-shit-crazy space
  12/11/09
I hear that this was before he was president.
misunderstood hot shitlib
  12/11/09
maybe it happened before he was president
Free-loading insecure fortuitous meteor
  12/11/09
The anecdote takes place before he had become President
hideous lettuce
  12/11/09
I am pretty sure this happened before he was elected Preside...
Electric travel guidebook university
  12/11/09
Although this may require a dilligent search at the library ...
Appetizing Hospital
  12/11/09
The incident in question anteceded his assumption of the Ova...
Odious locale psychic
  12/11/09
idk man maybe the secret service wanted him to lay low or po...
Bright filthpig senate
  12/11/09
For some reason, this one is my favorite
green curious brethren
  07/12/10
i'm not sure - you might want to verify this in the text - b...
greedy abnormal address indirect expression
  12/11/09
yeah! i agree
cobalt chapel police squad
  12/11/09
would have been odd, considering email wasn't invented yet.
chartreuse becky twinkling uncleanness
  12/11/09
correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe this incident took pl...
Infuriating Nursing Home Roast Beef
  12/11/09
I have a feeling this event happened before he was elected t...
marvelous brunch
  12/11/09
That would be lying, d00d. Calling himself a "large par...
Lavender State Idea He Suggested
  12/11/09
Because this was in Russia.
Jade market
  12/11/09
He wasn't the president at the time this story happened.
cerebral cuck kitty cat
  12/11/09
There's a good chance he wasn't the president at the time.
Motley stage
  12/11/09
i think this dood has a valid point
Cordovan seedy church building internal respiration
  12/11/09
Of course, we'll never really know for sure.
aphrodisiac flesh clown
  12/11/09
this happened before that nigger was fucking president you a...
slap-happy nibblets house
  12/11/09
I feel like there is a great joke to be made here, but I'm d...
Chest-beating location
  12/11/09
i'm gonna take a wild stab it and suggest that, oh i dunno, ...
pea-brained nowag
  12/11/09
To be fair, Was he president at the time of this story? I...
lemon splenetic weed whacker
  12/11/09
fucking pumo-cock asshole
Lavender State Idea He Suggested
  12/12/09
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out-of-control pale pisswyrm
  11/14/11
it appears that taft had not yet assumed the office of the p...
rose stirring pit
  12/12/09
Was he president then? (And is this the most responded to p...
razzle adulterous school
  12/12/09
it seems like it might be because he wasn't president yet. n...
yellow harsh gunner trailer park
  12/12/09
suck my cock faggot.
adventurous tattoo
  01/05/10
are you suggesting that a Sitting President of the United St...
Purple temple gaping
  12/12/09
Pretty sure he wasn't president at the time of this anecdote...
fuchsia know-it-all rigor
  12/12/09
I think you can get in trouble for identifying yourself as t...
Buck-toothed liquid oxygen macaca
  12/12/09
i know, right?!
titillating iridescent legend
  12/12/09
You seem dumb.
peach vibrant sound barrier
  12/12/09
a pumo never logs into his account again. why?
Cordovan seedy church building internal respiration
  12/12/09
I'm not sure.
galvanic dun really tough guy
  12/12/09
I don't think he could have said that since he had not yet a...
Gay Lay
  12/12/09
...
Internet-worthy Son Of Senegal
  12/23/10
The events described in the OP preceded his presidency.
Ebony stain
  12/12/09
readingcomppwned
Puce Spectacular Halford
  01/05/10
i have the same question.
adventurous tattoo
  01/05/10
i might have to re-read the story to be 100% sure, but i don...
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  01/05/10
Seriously? How can anyone ever know that? My guess, he wasn'...
Saffron slippery electric furnace
  01/05/10
Temporally speaking, his train situation preceded his presid...
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  01/23/10
ty
fishy bawdyhouse persian
  09/14/10
I got the impression he hadn't yet attained that office at t...
soul-stirring amber water buffalo
  01/23/10
philosphics. pure philosophics.
adventurous tattoo
  01/23/10
Because that would have been a lie since he was not yet Pres...
Violent exhilarant hell
  01/23/10
i'm going to throw this out there: maybe this was before he ...
yellow harsh gunner trailer park
  01/23/10
I don't think he was president yet.
misunderstood hot shitlib
  01/24/10
Maybe this happened while on the campaign trail, thus occurr...
Angry theater stage
  01/24/10
not sure, but I think Marty McFly might be involved
Multi-colored maroon shrine codepig
  01/24/10
i'm going to re-read the text of the OP and see if there are...
trip dingle berry
  01/24/10
he probably would have, which leads me to believe that he wa...
Beady-eyed sticky garrison
  02/03/10
something about prezidents.
Lake messiness
  02/03/10
i've thought about this for a while and here's the deal - at...
rose stirring pit
  02/25/10
*stays up all night analyzing and researching this on westla...
laughsome aquamarine spot
  02/25/10
The converted coal into oil.
Costumed Cruise Ship
  03/08/10
I'm going to throw out something that hasn't been mentioned ...
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  03/09/10
My only guess is that this happened prior to his becoming pr...
misunderstood hot shitlib
  04/07/10
he wasn't president at the time and probably didn't even kno...
Flushed contagious orchestra pit
  04/07/10
the issue here, i think, is that he was not president at the...
laughsome aquamarine spot
  05/01/10
It appears that this event predated his ascension to the ova...
blue office windowlicker
  05/01/10
in this universe, cause always precedes effect. now, grante...
Vermilion Cumskin
  05/01/10
are you the first pumo
adventurous tattoo
  05/14/10
why not?
Purple temple gaping
  05/14/10
good point. this story must be fake.
blathering cruel-hearted cuckold
  05/15/10
the problem here is that he wasn't president yet
laughsome aquamarine spot
  05/27/10
he wasn't president yet
laughsome aquamarine spot
  06/17/10
HEY RETARD. HE WASN'T THE FUCKING PRESIDENT YET.
painfully honest effete stage
  06/17/10
no man OP says that he wasn't president yet
laughsome aquamarine spot
  06/17/10
brb getting in a time machine to make taft president earlier...
passionate disrespectful karate patrolman
  07/12/10
Might have been after he left office. Can't have chief Just...
Soggy base telephone
  07/12/10
tcr
self-centered field coldplay fan
  07/12/10
Nice. You just pwned Taft by shoving his own cluelessness i...
salmon heaven
  07/12/10
no one knows
Vigorous depressive piazza
  07/12/10
Es para mí un gran sospecha de que, en el momento de ...
Lascivious elite scourge upon the earth
  07/17/10
THIS THREAD SUCKS
pea-brained nowag
  08/19/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGn3-RW8Ajk#t=12m07s
Purple temple gaping
  08/20/10
lol ty
Rebellious exciting crackhouse
  11/11/11
it was before he was elected.
fishy bawdyhouse persian
  09/14/10
I just checked and realized that this happened before he was...
laughsome aquamarine spot
  09/30/10
...and the President's name was Albert Einstein
Bistre Therapy Quadroon
  09/30/10
I don't not think this was not after he turned into not our ...
lime parlor feces
  11/25/10
President Taft didn't want to blow his cover by revealing th...
Mind-boggling charcoal rigpig theatre
  11/25/10
?
adventurous tattoo
  11/25/10
this was before he was president
laughsome aquamarine spot
  11/25/10
dude the thing is, he wasn't president yet
translucent half-breed resort
  01/21/11
Because Mr. Einstein never became President, brother.
Clear fragrant people who are hurt area
  01/21/11
tbf the thread title makes it confusing by calling him "...
dashing fluffy alpha library
  09/09/11
Faggot
Bateful Dopamine Goyim
  11/11/11
It was probably because he never understood why everything h...
boyish burgundy affirmative action theater
  11/11/11
this thread won't die
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  11/14/11
couldn't he have just drawn on his prerogative as the POTUS ...
olive hall associate
  12/12/09
I find it difficult to believe a man with the brilliance of ...
Appetizing Hospital
  12/12/09
WTF Y DINT HE SAY HE WAS PRECEDENT?!!1
hideous lettuce
  12/12/09
even though he was president at the time, why didn't he thin...
Purple temple gaping
  12/12/09
p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.
dull nofapping rehab
  02/25/10
all i remember from AP US history was that taft was so fat t...
Hyperventilating yarmulke
  12/11/09
Was the AP really necessary? I think everyone learned this ...
amethyst milk
  12/11/09
hell yeah
Hyperventilating yarmulke
  12/11/09
You misspelled 6th grade
180 stead
  12/11/09
me too
Cordovan seedy church building internal respiration
  12/11/09
People who have to add the. "AP" when they have no...
henna voyeur home
  12/11/09
you seem dumb. it was included to emphasize how useless ap u...
Bright filthpig senate
  12/11/09
tcr
Hyperventilating yarmulke
  12/11/09
you're just angry because I called you out on your doucheyne...
henna voyeur home
  12/11/09
Honestly just saw, "Was the AP really necessary?" ...
henna voyeur home
  12/11/09
Have you ever posted and NOT been a complete and total faggo...
180 stead
  12/11/09
hey guys did you ever notice you cant spell TAFT without FAT...
Claret keepsake machete
  12/11/09
tyft
concupiscible hilarious lodge friendly grandma
  12/11/09
cr.
marvelous brunch
  12/12/09
Should have just said he was the President.
Copper sex offender
  12/11/09
Although this may require a dilligent search at the library ...
Appetizing Hospital
  12/11/09
You're a stand up dude for not editing
hideous lettuce
  12/11/09
yea, ty for this gem
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  12/11/09
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  12/12/09
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  12/28/09
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hideous lettuce
  02/09/10
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  04/03/11
I feel like I'd think this was funnier if I knew the differe...
magenta misanthropic den useless brakes
  12/11/09
flame?
Unhinged Toaster
  12/12/09
after reading everything above, this post made me crack up. ...
Beady-eyed sticky garrison
  02/03/10
nice
black principal's office masturbator
  04/22/10
I love this thread.
Motley stage
  12/11/09
But for serious, why didn't he just take Airforce One?
nighttime very tactful newt wagecucks
  12/11/09
underrated post
heady aqua dilemma
  12/12/09
cr
Lavender State Idea He Suggested
  12/12/09
or summoned an HHM?
Jet racy forum
  12/12/09
criminally underrated
ivory gas station
  03/08/10
...
Vivacious Mood
  03/02/11
...
hideous lettuce
  12/11/09
William Howard Taft also won election to the office of Chief...
Purple temple gaping
  12/11/09
lol. this thread took off
Unhinged Toaster
  12/12/09
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?
emerald set
  12/12/09
...
haunting azure national pervert
  12/12/09
...
haunting azure national pervert
  12/12/09
lulz
hideous lettuce
  12/12/09
I think so. It doesn't even make sense though because IRL h...
galvanic dun really tough guy
  01/05/10
p.s. the landwhale was Albert Einstein
brindle mewling locus doctorate
  12/12/09
dude wasn't even that fat by today's standards. also, he ...
histrionic drunken point prole
  12/12/09
tbf, dood is really fat
Unhinged Toaster
  12/12/09
he was 6' tall and averaged around 250lbs. i mean, he was...
histrionic drunken point prole
  12/12/09
this says he was well over 300 pounds most of the time he wa...
Provocative onyx corner mexican
  12/12/09
Proof that fats gain it back.
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  01/21/11
FUCK, I want to outself now after what has transpired, I'm n...
Copper sex offender
  12/12/09
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pea-brained nowag
  12/15/09
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Orange charismatic striped hyena
  12/28/09
180 fucking thread
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  12/28/09
...
hideous lettuce
  01/05/10
after his presidency, taft was offered a chair of law at yal...
House-broken casino faggotry
  01/05/10
Wouldn't it have made more sense for him to decline because ...
kink-friendly famous landscape painting preventive strike
  01/05/10
"after his presidency,..."
Frozen philosopher-king
  01/05/10
Oh, I'm quite sure he was a 'sitting' president!
kink-friendly famous landscape painting preventive strike
  01/05/10
I think this was after he was prez
hideous lettuce
  01/05/10
I'm about to reread this, but I think the chair was offered ...
Saffron slippery electric furnace
  01/05/10
Yup, just like I thought. I double checked. It was after his...
Saffron slippery electric furnace
  01/05/10
180
thriller walnut hairy legs
  02/25/10
180 ofs
Lavender State Idea He Suggested
  05/01/10
lol
Floppy Box Office Coffee Pot
  07/02/11
180
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  09/09/11
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  01/05/10
googled "collection of asperger losers" and this t...
Glittery Abode
  01/05/10
WTF are you talking about this is the first result: http:...
hideous lettuce
  01/05/10
Wait a second. I myself just conducted the same google searc...
Crusty Ticket Booth
  08/19/10
http://bit.ly/sAS690
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  11/11/11
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Wonderful twinkling stag film
  11/14/11
Strange, I think google indexing has changed significantly s...
Vivacious Mood
  03/02/11
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Purple temple gaping
  01/23/10
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  01/24/10
Nice moniker dude
hideous lettuce
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Floppy Box Office Coffee Pot
  02/03/10
This is more like it
Angry theater stage
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...
frum supple site love of her life
  02/03/10
this thread is ridiculously overrated
spruce factory reset button
  02/03/10
erroneous
rose stirring pit
  02/03/10
no u
Purple temple gaping
  02/03/10
there's like 1 rating you twit
Floppy Box Office Coffee Pot
  02/03/10
no. its seriously awesome
thriller walnut hairy legs
  05/01/10
this
pea-brained nowag
  11/25/10
...
Costumed Cruise Ship
  02/25/10
p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.
dull nofapping rehab
  02/25/10
he was rather talented
rose stirring pit
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Comical gaped indian lodge regret
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Purple temple gaping
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  04/22/10
tyty there was some fantastic work done in this thread
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  04/22/10
...
Comical gaped indian lodge regret
  04/26/10
holy shit how had i never seen this before 180180180
insane boiling water step-uncle's house
  04/26/10
stfu and make ur contribution up there
Purple temple gaping
  04/26/10
the story was pretty good too
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haunting azure national pervert
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Purple temple gaping
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nice bump pumod00d
hideous lettuce
  06/17/10
i know
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Soggy base telephone
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EPIC
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ohhh, THIS is where that comes from...
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ah enlightenment
Purple temple gaping
  12/23/10
I just learned this nugget as well.
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Copper sex offender
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haunting azure national pervert
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Wouldn't the railroad superintendent have noticed that there...
dashing fluffy alpha library
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Don't be a faggot This is a 180 story and you are a 12...
startled meetinghouse
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TYF bumping a thread I didnt even realize I had read before.
180 stead
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lol
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man i dont think the superintendent is the same dood as the ...
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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Unhinged Toaster

He apparently was very good natured about his size. Before becoming president, he once visited a small town on legal business. After his meeting, he learned that the next train would not arrive for several hours, although a fast train would run through in an hour. He therefore wired the railroad superintendent to ask if the fast train would stop for a “large party.” The superintendent agreed. When Taft boarded the train, he remarked to the bewildered conductor, “You can go ahead; I am the large party."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523099)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: Copper sex offender

Why didn't he just ask if the fast train would stop for "the president?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523121)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: Dark Razzle-dazzle Sanctuary Mother

"Before becoming president, . . ."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523137)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:53 AM
Author: carnelian new version

this might be one of the most prestigious poasts of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344932)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: Unhinged Toaster

think this was before he was prez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523138)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: haunting azure national pervert

im not sure but this may have happened before he was "the president"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523167)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: scarlet bat-shit-crazy space

I don't think he was president yet dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523260)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: misunderstood hot shitlib

I hear that this was before he was president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523261)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Free-loading insecure fortuitous meteor

maybe it happened before he was president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523294)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:14 PM
Author: hideous lettuce

The anecdote takes place before he had become President

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523315)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:34 PM
Author: Electric travel guidebook university

I am pretty sure this happened before he was elected President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523451)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: Appetizing Hospital

Although this may require a dilligent search at the library of congress, I am inclined to believe this anecdote occurred prior to his election to our highest office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523500)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Odious locale psychic

The incident in question anteceded his assumption of the Oval Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523523)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Bright filthpig senate

idk man maybe the secret service wanted him to lay low or possibly for another reason but who knows really i sure dont

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523532)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:39 PM
Author: green curious brethren

For some reason, this one is my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487762)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: greedy abnormal address indirect expression

i'm not sure - you might want to verify this in the text - but i believe this was before he was elected to the chief position in the executive branch of our government

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523555)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: cobalt chapel police squad

yeah! i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523565)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: chartreuse becky twinkling uncleanness

would have been odd, considering email wasn't invented yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523694)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:15 PM
Author: Infuriating Nursing Home Roast Beef

correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe this incident took place prior to him becoming the commander-in-chief of these, our united states of america.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523807)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:21 PM
Author: marvelous brunch

I have a feeling this event happened before he was elected to be President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524265)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: Lavender State Idea He Suggested

That would be lying, d00d. Calling himself a "large party" was not a lie. That's the point of the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524276)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Jade market

Because this was in Russia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524289)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:30 PM
Author: cerebral cuck kitty cat

He wasn't the president at the time this story happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524317)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Motley stage

There's a good chance he wasn't the president at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524331)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Cordovan seedy church building internal respiration

i think this dood has a valid point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524363)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac flesh clown

Of course, we'll never really know for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524386)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:33 PM
Author: slap-happy nibblets house

this happened before that nigger was fucking president you ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525139)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: Chest-beating location

I feel like there is a great joke to be made here, but I'm drawing a blank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525183)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:45 PM
Author: pea-brained nowag

i'm gonna take a wild stab it and suggest that, oh i dunno, MAYBE HE WASNT FUCKING PRESIDENT AT THE TIME LIKE THE ARTICLE SAID, YOU TARD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525247)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:46 PM
Author: lemon splenetic weed whacker

To be fair,

Was he president at the time of this story? If not, that could provide the explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525253)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:04 AM
Author: Lavender State Idea He Suggested

fucking pumo-cock asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525429)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 2:04 PM
Author: out-of-control pale pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365520)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:07 AM
Author: rose stirring pit

it appears that taft had not yet assumed the office of the president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525460)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:16 AM
Author: razzle adulterous school

Was he president then? (And is this the most responded to post ever?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525587)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: yellow harsh gunner trailer park

it seems like it might be because he wasn't president yet. not sure though, may have to re-read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525621)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: adventurous tattoo

suck my cock faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725937)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:26 AM
Author: Purple temple gaping

are you suggesting that a Sitting President of the United States had it in him to tell a Lie----just in order to catch a fast train??

why do you hate are country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525705)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:49 AM
Author: fuchsia know-it-all rigor

Pretty sure he wasn't president at the time of this anecdote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528588)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: Buck-toothed liquid oxygen macaca

I think you can get in trouble for identifying yourself as the president when you are not, in fact, the president. Chances are he did not have any supernatural device or unholy skill that would allow him to see into the future to see that he would one day become president. Thus, identifying himself as president would have been an outright lie. Furthermore, even if such an ability he did possess, it still would have been a lie, as a good man of Taft's stature would not so identify himself when the presidency was not yet in his grasp. Although, can one truly consider someone using such soothsaying techniques a "good man?" Perish the thought! Nay, he must have lacked such ability, leaving the consequences of falsely identifying one's self as president as the sole deterrent to the execution of your suggestion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528606)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: titillating iridescent legend

i know, right?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528862)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:58 PM
Author: peach vibrant sound barrier

You seem dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530806)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:01 PM
Author: Cordovan seedy church building internal respiration

a pumo never logs into his account again. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530826)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:12 PM
Author: galvanic dun really tough guy

I'm not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530888)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: Gay Lay

I don't think he could have said that since he had not yet assumed the Office of President of these United States.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530895)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16883327)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: Ebony stain

The events described in the OP preceded his presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531324)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: Puce Spectacular Halford

readingcomppwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725917)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: adventurous tattoo

i have the same question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725934)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:46 AM
Author: insanely creepy talented hissy fit menage

i might have to re-read the story to be 100% sure, but i don't believe that he had yet become president when I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie, "yo homes smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom; I was finally there...to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726870)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:54 AM
Author: Saffron slippery electric furnace

Seriously? How can anyone ever know that? My guess, he wasn't the President at that point in time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726899)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: ocher big center generalized bond

Temporally speaking, his train situation preceded his presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889764)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: fishy bawdyhouse persian

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046933)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring amber water buffalo

I got the impression he hadn't yet attained that office at the time of this occurrence? Is this not the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889896)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: adventurous tattoo

philosphics. pure philosophics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889929)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:57 PM
Author: Violent exhilarant hell

Because that would have been a lie since he was not yet President at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13890047)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 4:13 PM
Author: yellow harsh gunner trailer park

i'm going to throw this out there: maybe this was before he president? i'm not a rhodes scholar though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13890195)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: misunderstood hot shitlib

I don't think he was president yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898324)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Angry theater stage

Maybe this happened while on the campaign trail, thus occurring before his election to the highest public office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898345)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored maroon shrine codepig

not sure, but I think Marty McFly might be involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898347)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:05 PM
Author: trip dingle berry

i'm going to re-read the text of the OP and see if there are any clues that could shed some light on this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898356)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sticky garrison

he probably would have, which leads me to believe that he wasn't actually president yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007925)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: Lake messiness

something about prezidents.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008012)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: rose stirring pit

i've thought about this for a while and here's the deal - at this point no one will scroll down all the way to read this response so i won't say nothing i'm fucking going to remain silent as is my right and you can go faulk yourself officer this is a free country and i am not going to consent to your tyranny faulking dictator do you know how many died for us to be free man so N O i'm not going to cooperate and u can go faulk yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236393)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: laughsome aquamarine spot

*stays up all night analyzing and researching this on westlaw for some reason*

i figured it out man. this happened before he was president



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236441)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: Costumed Cruise Ship

The converted coal into oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14337748)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: sepia mental disorder business firm

I'm going to throw out something that hasn't been mentioned yet, isn't it possible that he wasn't yet president? If only there was a textual clue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14341753)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: misunderstood hot shitlib

My only guess is that this happened prior to his becoming president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14640187)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: Flushed contagious orchestra pit

he wasn't president at the time and probably didn't even know he would be running, much less win the election.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14640232)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:08 AM
Author: laughsome aquamarine spot

the issue here, i think, is that he was not president at the time. thus he wouldn't be able to make such a remark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875271)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: blue office windowlicker

It appears that this event predated his ascension to the oval office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875296)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Vermilion Cumskin

in this universe, cause always precedes effect. now, granted, in other universes it may be the opposite. but in our universe, unless the point of the story was that he was a liar, he'd have to be president *before* being able to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875314)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:33 AM
Author: adventurous tattoo

are you the first pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14987768)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 5:23 AM
Author: Purple temple gaping

why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14988644)



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Date: May 15th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted cuckold

good point. this story must be fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14999401)



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Date: May 27th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: laughsome aquamarine spot

the problem here is that he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15097060)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: laughsome aquamarine spot

he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271535)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: painfully honest effete stage

HEY RETARD. HE WASN'T THE FUCKING PRESIDENT YET.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271574)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: laughsome aquamarine spot

no man OP says that he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271590)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:37 PM
Author: passionate disrespectful karate patrolman

brb getting in a time machine to make taft president earlier so that this thread doesn't make sense anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487744)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: Soggy base telephone

Might have been after he left office. Can't have chief Justice lying about his position in the government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487848)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: self-centered field coldplay fan

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: salmon heaven

Nice. You just pwned Taft by shoving his own cluelessness in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487873)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Vigorous depressive piazza

no one knows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15488064)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Lascivious elite scourge upon the earth

Es para mí un gran sospecha de que, en el momento de esta historia se produjo, Sr. Taft todavía no habían alcanzado la oficina del presidente, ni Sr. Taft en este momento ni menos ni más de un ghetto de cruceros Royal Caribbean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15535668)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: pea-brained nowag

THIS THREAD SUCKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15831506)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Purple temple gaping

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGn3-RW8Ajk#t=12m07s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15841907)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:37 AM
Author: Rebellious exciting crackhouse

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344911)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: fishy bawdyhouse persian

it was before he was elected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046924)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 6:57 AM
Author: laughsome aquamarine spot

I just checked and realized that this happened before he was President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16178717)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 8:08 AM
Author: Bistre Therapy Quadroon

...and the President's name was Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16178736)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:59 PM
Author: lime parlor feces

I don't not think this was not after he turned into not our non-president, which I'm pretty sure happened sometime after BOTH before and during this happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643498)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling charcoal rigpig theatre

President Taft didn't want to blow his cover by revealing that he had traveled back in time to a period before he was president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643541)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: adventurous tattoo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643551)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: laughsome aquamarine spot

this was before he was president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643591)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 3:45 AM
Author: translucent half-breed resort

dude the thing is, he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105142)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 3:59 AM
Author: Clear fragrant people who are hurt area

Because Mr. Einstein never became President, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105175)



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Date: September 9th, 2011 8:14 AM
Author: dashing fluffy alpha library

tbf the thread title makes it confusing by calling him "President Taft."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18937089)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:18 AM
Author: Bateful Dopamine Goyim

Faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344894)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 9:40 AM
Author: boyish burgundy affirmative action theater

It was probably because he never understood why everything has to be so professional and square, for lack of a better word. I am sure there are reasons for it, but I wonder what it would be like if everyone was more friendly, caring, and understanding, and focused more on comfort. For example, I remember being in the grocery store or something and I said how can the cashiers stand there all day? Why can't they just have chairs? My boyfriend said it wouldn't be professional, or something like that. I dunno...I just don't see what is so wrong with making things more comfortable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19345058)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 1:46 PM
Author: stimulating maize antidepressant drug fat ankles

this thread won't die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365435)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: olive hall associate

couldn't he have just drawn on his prerogative as the POTUS to get a train to come pick him up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530845)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: Appetizing Hospital

I find it difficult to believe a man with the brilliance of Taft failed to recognize his ability to merely tell the train conductor he was the President of the United States of America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531361)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:08 PM
Author: hideous lettuce

WTF Y DINT HE SAY HE WAS PRECEDENT?!!1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531378)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 7:35 PM
Author: Purple temple gaping

even though he was president at the time, why didn't he think to himself, "if i weren't president, then i could lie and say i am president, and then the fast train would stop for me, but since i used to be president and i cannot tell a lie like Davy Crockett, i should tell the truth and say, 'i will never be president, so i need to catch the fastest possible train to Washington'."?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13532106)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: dull nofapping rehab

p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236503)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Hyperventilating yarmulke

all i remember from AP US history was that taft was so fat the white house had to install a new bathtub for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523110)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: amethyst milk

Was the AP really necessary? I think everyone learned this little fact in 9th grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523141)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating yarmulke

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523148)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: 180 stead

You misspelled 6th grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523248)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: Cordovan seedy church building internal respiration

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523145)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: henna voyeur home

People who have to add the. "AP" when they have no one to impress really annoy me. Just say fucking U.S. History.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523491)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: Bright filthpig senate

you seem dumb. it was included to emphasize how useless ap us history is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523504)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: Hyperventilating yarmulke

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523512)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: henna voyeur home

you're just angry because I called you out on your doucheyness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523543)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: henna voyeur home

Honestly just saw, "Was the AP really necessary?"

Was skimming too much clearly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523563)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: 180 stead

Have you ever posted and NOT been a complete and total faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523575)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: Claret keepsake machete

hey guys did you ever notice you cant spell TAFT without FATT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523477)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: concupiscible hilarious lodge friendly grandma

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525167)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: marvelous brunch

cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528517)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Copper sex offender

Should have just said he was the President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523528)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: Appetizing Hospital

Although this may require a dilligent search at the library of congress, I am inclined to believe this anecdote occurred prior to his election to our highest office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523574)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: hideous lettuce

You're a stand up dude for not editing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524357)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac flesh clown

yea, ty for this gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524395)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:28 AM
Author: pea-brained nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525724)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:31 AM
Author: Cyan double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525746)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 1:55 PM
Author: marvelous brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529434)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: plum balding kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662283)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 12:18 AM
Author: hideous lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14061465)



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Date: April 3rd, 2011 2:58 PM
Author: aromatic sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17677019)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:19 PM
Author: magenta misanthropic den useless brakes

I feel like I'd think this was funnier if I knew the difference between a train and a fast train, and why fat doods can't ride fast trains.

Also, why didn't he just tell them he was the president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523833)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 2:01 PM
Author: Unhinged Toaster

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529483)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sticky garrison

after reading everything above, this post made me crack up. so many questions -- so little answers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007948)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: black principal's office masturbator

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14790431)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Motley stage

I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524332)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: nighttime very tactful newt wagecucks

But for serious, why didn't he just take Airforce One?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524336)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:07 PM
Author: heady aqua dilemma

underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528689)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: Lavender State Idea He Suggested

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528718)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: Jet racy forum

or summoned an HHM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530868)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: ivory gas station

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14337804)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 12:54 AM
Author: Vivacious Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17409524)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:32 PM
Author: hideous lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525126)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:43 PM
Author: Purple temple gaping

William Howard Taft also won election to the office of Chief Justice of Our Country. That that was after he became President but before he boarded the Train that carried him to his destiny of winning election to Our Presidency. After he won election to Our Presidency he famously coined the Phrase "carry yourself gingerly with the aid of a big stick." Or was it Charles Evans Hughes. I always get those two Gentlemen mixed up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525223)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: Unhinged Toaster

lol. this thread took off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528935)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 2:06 PM
Author: emerald set

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529512)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:48 PM
Author: haunting azure national pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530696)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:02 PM
Author: haunting azure national pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530838)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: hideous lettuce

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530847)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:49 AM
Author: galvanic dun really tough guy

I think so.

It doesn't even make sense though because IRL he would have just said he was the president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726882)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:52 PM
Author: brindle mewling locus doctorate

p.s. the landwhale was Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530729)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:07 PM
Author: histrionic drunken point prole

dude wasn't even that fat by today's standards.

also, he looks kinda like wilford brimley

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oG2ffHT1kXk/SJZXXLiz-bI/AAAAAAAACC8/7JeB23w0jpE/s400/william.howard.taft.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530860)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: Unhinged Toaster

tbf, dood is really fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530867)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: histrionic drunken point prole

he was 6' tall and averaged around 250lbs.

i mean, he was definitely fat, but he would not have been too notable by today's standards.

http://www.apneos.com/weight.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530897)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: Provocative onyx corner mexican

this says he was well over 300 pounds most of the time he was president. that's like King Kong Bundy fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531341)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 4:03 AM
Author: thirsty death wish

Proof that fats gain it back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105185)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Copper sex offender

FUCK, I want to outself now after what has transpired, I'm not a prolific contributor to the board, but certainly not an unknown original moniker. Funny thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531368)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:56 AM
Author: pea-brained nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13557046)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:12 AM
Author: Orange charismatic striped hyena

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662264)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: plum balding kitchen

180 fucking thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662286)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:13 AM
Author: hideous lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725694)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:48 AM
Author: House-broken casino faggotry

after his presidency, taft was offered a chair of law at yale. he declined, stating 'a sofa of law would be more in line with my proportions.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725899)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:55 AM
Author: kink-friendly famous landscape painting preventive strike

Wouldn't it have made more sense for him to decline because he wasn't done with his presidency?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725916)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: Frozen philosopher-king

"after his presidency,..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725925)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: kink-friendly famous landscape painting preventive strike

Oh, I'm quite sure he was a 'sitting' president!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725933)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 9:51 AM
Author: hideous lettuce

I think this was after he was prez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726780)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:58 AM
Author: Saffron slippery electric furnace

I'm about to reread this, but I think the chair was offered after his presidency. Hold on a sec while I check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726914)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:59 AM
Author: Saffron slippery electric furnace

Yup, just like I thought. I double checked. It was after his presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726918)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: thriller walnut hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236321)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:23 AM
Author: Lavender State Idea He Suggested

180 ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875361)



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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:42 PM
Author: Floppy Box Office Coffee Pot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18403648)



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Date: September 9th, 2011 7:14 AM
Author: Dark Razzle-dazzle Sanctuary Mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18937046)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: hairraiser sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725928)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: Glittery Abode

googled "collection of asperger losers" and this thread was the first result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13727194)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 5:28 PM
Author: hideous lettuce

WTF are you talking about this is the first result:

http://www.ehow.com/how_4665773_recognize-symptoms-aspergers-syndrome.html

Jeez, this thread isn't even on the first page! WTF dude!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13729386)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 10:28 PM
Author: Crusty Ticket Booth

Wait a second. I myself just conducted the same google search, and this thread was not, in fact, the first result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15833037)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:57 AM
Author: Wonderful twinkling stag film

http://bit.ly/sAS690

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344940)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 1:31 PM
Author: Wonderful twinkling stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365365)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: Vivacious Mood

Strange, I think google indexing has changed significantly since this post was made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17409491)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: Purple temple gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889693)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 2:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz elastic band bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898308)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:03 PM
Author: hideous lettuce

Nice moniker dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898338)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: Floppy Box Office Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007847)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: Angry theater stage

This is more like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007872)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:29 PM
Author: frum supple site love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007901)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:35 PM
Author: spruce factory reset button

this thread is ridiculously overrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007982)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:39 PM
Author: rose stirring pit

erroneous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008032)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:44 PM
Author: Purple temple gaping

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008109)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: Floppy Box Office Coffee Pot

there's like 1 rating you twit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008248)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: thriller walnut hairy legs

no. its seriously awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875303)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: pea-brained nowag

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643531)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: Costumed Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236265)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: dull nofapping rehab

p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236497)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: rose stirring pit

he was rather talented

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236515)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Comical gaped indian lodge regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14341721)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:23 PM
Author: Purple temple gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14639999)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 2:19 PM
Author: sinister arousing church dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14789545)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 2:21 PM
Author: insanely creepy talented hissy fit menage

tyty there was some fantastic work done in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14789558)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: Comical gaped indian lodge regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14829757)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:59 PM
Author: insane boiling water step-uncle's house

holy shit how had i never seen this before

180180180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14829812)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: Purple temple gaping

stfu and make ur contribution up there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14830058)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Unhinged Toaster

the story was pretty good too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875316)



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Date: May 27th, 2010 2:13 PM
Author: excitant institution main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15097048)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling rambunctious gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271601)



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Date: November 15th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Dark Razzle-dazzle Sanctuary Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16557577)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:00 AM
Author: haunting azure national pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14987455)



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Date: May 15th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: Cracking Drab Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14999398)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: Purple temple gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271507)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:03 PM
Author: hideous lettuce

nice bump pumod00d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271516)



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Date: August 29th, 2010 5:04 PM
Author: Purple temple gaping

i know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15913272)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: Lavender State Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15535522)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: irradiated school cafeteria partner

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15831499)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: Cyan double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046439)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:02 AM
Author: Crusty Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16101960)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:39 AM
Author: diverse marketing idea pistol

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16102218)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Soggy base telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643465)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: sooty deranged plaza

EPIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643479)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Public Bath Goal In Life

ohhh, THIS is where that comes from...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643574)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 8:27 AM
Author: Purple temple gaping

ah enlightenment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16881326)



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Date: April 3rd, 2011 4:01 PM
Author:  dysfunction native

I just learned this nugget as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17677483)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 9:12 AM
Author: Copper sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16881380)



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Date: January 19th, 2011 1:48 PM
Author: haunting azure national pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17091877)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 4:18 PM
Author: dashing fluffy alpha library

Wouldn't the railroad superintendent have noticed that there were no other fat people waiting to board the fast train?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17750992)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 4:52 PM
Author: startled meetinghouse

Don't be a faggot

This is a 180 story

and you are a 120 poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17751202)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 5:18 PM
Author: 180 stead

TYF bumping a thread I didnt even realize I had read before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17751366)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:20 AM
Author: Crimson trump supporter cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17863888)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:22 AM
Author: Unhinged Toaster

man i dont think the superintendent is the same dood as the engineer

plus you gotta pull the brake well in advance to make a stop, prob couldnt make out who was on the platform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17863900)



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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:39 PM
Author: slimy corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18403622)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:10 AM
Author: Unhinged Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344888)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:40 AM
Author: Rebellious exciting crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344914)