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A girl tells you, "I'm going to pass out. Do whatever you want"

"just use a condom and put my clothes back on when you'...
Submissive buff point
  12/13/09
Nobody in the history of civilization has ever spoken these ...
Big Bat-shit-crazy Legend Dilemma
  12/13/09
At least half the girls I have been with have said something...
Floppy internet-worthy nibblets gaping
  12/13/09
wow, that makes you a serial rapist
hideous fiercely-loyal parlor
  12/13/09
How is it rape if she has consented?
Naked candlestick maker
  12/13/09
someone who is about to pass out from drinking CANT consent ...
hideous fiercely-loyal parlor
  12/13/09
Fair
Naked candlestick maker
  12/13/09
fair? its the fucking law
hideous fiercely-loyal parlor
  12/13/09
Your point is a fair one.
Naked candlestick maker
  12/13/09
true, but as a practical matter... if intoxication preven...
underhanded slimy box office
  12/13/09
Mutual incapacitation means you raped each other, and I thin...
Chartreuse stimulating double fault stead
  12/13/09
no wonder you got a sub 150 lsat score
hideous fiercely-loyal parlor
  12/13/09
uh rape isnt a specific intent crime. anyway voluntary intox...
hideous fiercely-loyal parlor
  12/13/09
If she can talk, she can consent. Besides, we are not talki...
Floppy internet-worthy nibblets gaping
  12/13/09
well that reads like a passage out of witkin you are igno...
hideous fiercely-loyal parlor
  12/13/09
Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM Author: Drunkard (a drun...
Fragrant bossy church building jewess
  06/10/10
A virgin on XO is mad that someone else is having sex, why?
racy lake orchestra pit feces
  09/11/10
More like an xoxo virgin is mad because another xoxo virgin ...
alcoholic half-breed skinny woman
  09/11/10
Drunkard's statements are at least realistic. These aspies ...
racy lake orchestra pit feces
  09/11/10
um...lena chen says them to her sociology teacher patrick ha...
crimson passionate dog poop
  09/11/10
yes. then you bust out the camera and start mushroom tappin
Opaque Excitant Degenerate Center
  12/13/09
mushroom tapping?
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  12/13/09
take a video of yourself tapping your dick on her forehead
Opaque Excitant Degenerate Center
  12/13/09
lol
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  09/11/10
I lol'ed at mushroom tapping. I like you.
Arousing bawdyhouse
  09/11/10
pass out from drinking? if you do anything its rape
hideous fiercely-loyal parlor
  12/13/09
If that were the case I would never get laid and every time ...
Floppy internet-worthy nibblets gaping
  12/13/09
Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM Author: Drunkard (a drunk...
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  06/10/10
sans? do you always meld a little french into your idiocy, c...
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  09/11/10
You're such a loser.
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  09/11/10
I pass.
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  09/11/10
I do nothing. My beta side wins out.
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  12/13/09
Anal.
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  12/13/09
agreed. put her clothes back on? what am i a fucking maid?
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  12/13/09
OFS Make sure to leave all the spooge in her asshole and ...
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  12/13/09
Haha. Fuck that.
Arousing bawdyhouse
  09/11/10
i would ask my GF if i could fuck her if she passed out. she...
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  12/13/09
is it fun sexing someone who's passed out?
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  12/13/09
I guess. I don't see what the big deal is. I drive and wor...
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  12/13/09
...
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  11/20/11
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  12/13/09
if she's still warm
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  02/27/11
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  12/13/09
Paint sharingans on her arm and upload pics to narutoforums
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  12/13/09
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  12/13/09
Put shaving creams on her hands.
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  12/13/09
1. Violent anal 2. Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jiz...
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  12/13/09
this is one of the weirdest posts i have read on here
histrionic therapy
  06/10/10
to be fair, this thread is XO in a nutshell. the utter aspie...
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  06/10/10
"Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers"...
histrionic therapy
  06/10/10
Call 911 and turn her to paramedics to avoid ethical dilemma...
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You wait for her to black out completely when her slack self...
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  06/10/10
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  09/11/10
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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: Submissive buff point

"just use a condom and put my clothes back on when you're done."

do you take her at her word?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540708)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: Big Bat-shit-crazy Legend Dilemma

Nobody in the history of civilization has ever spoken these words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540718)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: Floppy internet-worthy nibblets gaping

At least half the girls I have been with have said something to this effect. Normally the condom is not mentioned. Usually ends up with me fucking them in a somewhat normal way and me passing out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541263)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: hideous fiercely-loyal parlor

wow, that makes you a serial rapist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541292)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: Naked candlestick maker

How is it rape if she has consented?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541299)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: hideous fiercely-loyal parlor

someone who is about to pass out from drinking CANT consent legally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541312)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: Naked candlestick maker

Fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541351)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: hideous fiercely-loyal parlor

fair? its the fucking law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541361)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:47 PM
Author: Naked candlestick maker

Your point is a fair one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541404)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: underhanded slimy box office

true, but as a practical matter...

if intoxication prevents you from being able to consent, should it equally prevent you from being able to for intent?

if not, what's the relevant distinction between the two mental states?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541380)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Chartreuse stimulating double fault stead

Mutual incapacitation means you raped each other, and I think you can be charged equally. What a laughable fucking law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541397)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: hideous fiercely-loyal parlor

no wonder you got a sub 150 lsat score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541432)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: hideous fiercely-loyal parlor

uh rape isnt a specific intent crime. anyway voluntary intoxication wouldnt be a defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541427)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: Floppy internet-worthy nibblets gaping

If she can talk, she can consent. Besides, we are not talking about first time random hook ups. I think there is an understanding that if you are dating or at least fucking someone for a while that if she passes out you get a free pass to fuck her within reason or at least that is my experience..



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541489)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: hideous fiercely-loyal parlor

well that reads like a passage out of witkin

you are ignorant of the law and are a rapist. you disgust me. im done with you and this thread now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541601)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Fragrant bossy church building jewess

Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM

Author: Drunkard (a drunkard's dream if I ever did see one)

At least half the girls I have been with have said something to this effect. Normally the condom is not mentioned. Usually ends up with me fucking them in a somewhat normal way and me passing out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541263)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214302)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:51 AM
Author: racy lake orchestra pit feces

A virgin on XO is mad that someone else is having sex, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016311)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: alcoholic half-breed skinny woman

More like an xoxo virgin is mad because another xoxo virgin is making up tall tales about having sex with women, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018327)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:21 PM
Author: racy lake orchestra pit feces

Drunkard's statements are at least realistic. These aspies getting into a legal discussion are morons. Yes, much of the time people have sex is legally rape because the laws are dumb. So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018624)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: crimson passionate dog poop

um...lena chen says them to her sociology teacher patrick hamm. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018220)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: Opaque Excitant Degenerate Center

yes. then you bust out the camera and start mushroom tappin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540724)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:35 PM
Author: Appetizing Cordovan Masturbator International Law Enforcement Agency

mushroom tapping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541281)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: Opaque Excitant Degenerate Center

take a video of yourself tapping your dick on her forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541310)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:53 AM
Author: curious mother nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016123)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:06 AM
Author: Arousing bawdyhouse

I lol'ed at mushroom tapping. I like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016164)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: hideous fiercely-loyal parlor

pass out from drinking? if you do anything its rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541287)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: Floppy internet-worthy nibblets gaping

If that were the case I would never get laid and every time I had sex the woman would be on trial for rape.

Sans alcohol no one gets laid. Htmfh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541548)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:57 PM
Author: Fragrant bossy church building jewess

Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM

Author: Drunkard (a drunkard's dream if I ever did see one)

If that were the case I would never get laid and every time I had sex the woman would be on trial for rape.

Sans alcohol no one gets laid. Htmfh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541548)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214312)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:50 AM
Author: smoky beta milk

sans? do you always meld a little french into your idiocy, cool guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016310)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 12:09 PM
Author: claret organic girlfriend

You're such a loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016946)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: bright free-loading locale

I pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018216)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: magenta brethren abode

I do nothing. My beta side wins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540731)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: Dashing Mauve Immigrant Juggernaut

Anal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541271)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: sooty associate

agreed. put her clothes back on? what am i a fucking maid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541306)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse stimulating double fault stead

OFS

Make sure to leave all the spooge in her asshole and leave her naked, alone, and creampied in the asshole in the morning. That will be fun to deal with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541323)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:07 AM
Author: Arousing bawdyhouse

Haha. Fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016170)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: Startling vivacious volcanic crater

i would ask my GF if i could fuck her if she passed out. she always said yes, but obv i could only do whatever she had previously allowed (no anal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541555)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: spectacular transparent institution personal credit line

is it fun sexing someone who's passed out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541562)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: Floppy internet-worthy nibblets gaping

I guess. I don't see what the big deal is. I drive and work near passed out. There is a level of trust if you are seeing or fucking somone. It is not like someone is going to live out their nullo fantasy while you are passed out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541609)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:45 PM
Author: massive fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405972)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:20 PM
Author: Startling vivacious volcanic crater

yea it could be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541669)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 3:56 PM
Author: provocative rigpig base

if she's still warm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387007)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: medicated marvelous resort

Paint penis on her face and upload pic to facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541606)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:17 PM
Author: medicated marvelous resort

Paint sharingans on her arm and upload pics to narutoforums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541647)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: medicated marvelous resort

Put her hand in a bowl of warm water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541653)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: medicated marvelous resort

Put shaving creams on her hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541658)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:21 PM
Author: unholy sable private investor sex offender

1. Violent anal

2. Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers. Immediately prior to climax I rap my stick lightly against her bottom row of teeth, through her agape mouth, with a segment from my beef rod resting on her lower lip, my gland touching her tonsils, and my thumb's knuckle touching her nostrils.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541686)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:19 AM
Author: histrionic therapy

this is one of the weirdest posts i have read on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207551)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:23 AM
Author: Crystalline background story friendly grandma

to be fair, this thread is XO in a nutshell. the utter aspieness of it is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207567)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:28 AM
Author: histrionic therapy

"Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers"

also, the precision of the "thumb's knuckle" on her nostrils

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207582)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:25 AM
Author: bateful soggy plaza messiness

Call 911 and turn her to paramedics to avoid ethical dilemmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207575)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 4:49 AM
Author: medicated marvelous resort

And then the paramedics rape her and she blames me? NEVER AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207825)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:48 AM
Author: fishy stock car step-uncle's house

You wait for her to black out completely when her slack self is draped over the arm of your couch awkwardly, then you summon your xoxohth friends and have them watch as you, having just come from your bathroom, shake the last dribbles of urine from the tip of your penis into her agape mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207651)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored field ape

When she wakes up she'll regret whatever happened, so I would leave her there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207692)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:18 AM
Author: Geriatric misunderstood stag film

Whatever I want? OFS, check this out.

First thing I do is I set up a chessboard. She's black, one minute blitz game, no bonus time. Knight to B3, Black forfeits, I win. Gain three points on my FIDE ranking.

OFS

Then I buy a dromedary, go riding through the Arabian desert, swinging a perfect cutlass of luminous steel, sweep everything before me. Drink a nice cold glass of lemonade.

OFS

Then I get a giant howitzer, go riding through the African safari blasting away at antelopes and elephants and lions and waterfalls, landing mortars left and right as the natives look in awe upon their Thunder God.

OFS

Then I go to Wal-Mart, buy up all the Lego sets on her credit card, build them all together in one connecting supersite and enter the concept design in Architectural Digest magazine with a thoughtful three-paragraph essay on trends in postmodern design.

OFS

Then I sit down and craft my majestic novel of heartbreak, desolation, loss, and powerful redemption, playing a violin tune of such unearthly sadness that parents leave their children in despair and wander mad through the streets.

OFS

Then I play in the NBA finals, run the ball down to half-court with one second on the clock, launch the ball into space so that it barely misses geosynchronous orbit before returning to the earth as a pile of solemn ashes drifting into the net, which coalesce to form the most beautiful shot in human history.

OFS

Then I poast it all on xoxo and you jackalopes say I should've raped her, but I'm like bitch wasn't even that attractive, I like to cum on their face, that's my thing.

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207872)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:43 AM
Author: Shaky bat shit crazy pit boltzmann

nmultiple 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207885)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring selfie

I nearly spat my coffee laughing at this, OFS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207905)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:24 AM
Author: ultramarine learning disabled church mad cow disease

this isnt funny at all, the two poaster above are faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207907)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:51 AM
Author: stirring lavender hall new version

u mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207919)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:12 AM
Author: onyx know-it-all location filthpig

excellent moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208132)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:31 AM
Author: Crusty Locus

Actually it's pretty damn funny, and earns multiple 180s for the creative and original aspects of it alone. FIDE? Dromedary? That's gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208201)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 8:41 AM
Author: Green bearded stage sound barrier

i like it, i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207986)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:17 AM
Author: violent laughsome parlour old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208021)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:47 AM
Author: Ivory zombie-like persian office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208062)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: adventurous costumed partner potus

168

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208127)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:20 AM
Author: Dashing Mauve Immigrant Juggernaut

Maybe my favorite poast of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208155)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: crimson passionate dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018247)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:52 AM
Author: purple haunting indian lodge

Yeah, you gotta think big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208271)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:10 AM
Author: Alcoholic round eye rigor

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208384)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:33 PM
Author: Dashing Mauve Immigrant Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214056)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:34 PM
Author: Nofapping Queen Of The Night

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214067)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: Frum Amber Yarmulke

176

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214274)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: concupiscible meetinghouse codepig

stupid post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016010)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser Citrine Business Firm

thanks buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016035)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:41 AM
Author: Bearded multi-billionaire

original, friend

"playing a violin tune of such unearthly sadness that parents leave their children in despair and wander mad through the streets."

I would love a link to an exemplary tune, if you could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016085)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:31 PM
Author: Pontificating Site Foreskin

180 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018146)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Deep National Dysfunction

Still among my favorite poasts of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018187)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: black hateful market halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018213)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: spectacular transparent institution personal credit line

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018262)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:06 PM
Author: Bipolar misanthropic piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018486)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:27 PM
Author: Ruby Razzle-dazzle Den Puppy

this isn't funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018699)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 3:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lemon theatre keepsake machete

I will probably never get over this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17386966)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:25 PM
Author: Tripping whorehouse wagecucks

that's because it's a fucking amazing post ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111106)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: heady dead forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111137)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: Shaky bat shit crazy pit boltzmann

lol keep responding to cgtp months after she retired from this board, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111727)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 11:43 AM
Author: Tripping whorehouse wagecucks

okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405533)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:27 PM
Author: titillating overrated garrison

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111114)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: diverse trailer park

meh, 158 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111133)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: Aquamarine Set

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111712)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: vibrant deranged fat ankles

gets better and better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111771)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:23 PM
Author: Comical Emerald Spot Karate

this is an incredible poast, but it would have been even better had the last sentence been omitted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405825)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:24 PM
Author: Tripping whorehouse wagecucks

You don't like the "that's my thing" meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405834)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:27 PM
Author: Comical Emerald Spot Karate

i'm in favor of it, but it's the rest of the sentence that i take issue with. no need to explain the joke; better to leave us with a list of creative and surreal shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405858)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:30 PM
Author: Tripping whorehouse wagecucks

Well I'm not going to ruin it with a lengthy disquisition on whether or not it's good, I'll merely disagree. This might be my favorite non-twist/mcbeef/MDP/other canonical monikers poast on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405876)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:31 PM
Author: Comical Emerald Spot Karate

fair. it was a really minor quibble in any case.

now stop beating around the bush and fuck my ass brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405884)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:23 PM
Author: bisexual principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684855)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:49 PM
Author: irate lettuce

164

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405995)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 4:42 PM
Author: Tripping whorehouse wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19683721)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed pisswyrm

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684874)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:21 AM
Author: Frum Amber Yarmulke

She is a cop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207875)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:06 AM
Author: Harsh glittery turdskin tanning salon

Future inmates ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207903)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:23 AM
Author: ultramarine learning disabled church mad cow disease

terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots arguing about the law. toss in a handful of genuinely creepy posts, and you've got a delicious failcake. i award you all ZERO points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207906)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:08 AM
Author: narrow-minded house

"terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots arguing about the law. toss in a handful of genuinely creepy posts, and you've got a delicious failcake."

WTF? This is all xoxo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208013)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:47 AM
Author: Ivory zombie-like persian office

you must be new here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208065)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: plum temple sneaky criminal

i was on board until you started spouting message board lingo like a 17 year old girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208119)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: Deep National Dysfunction

enjoy your failbrownie faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018190)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: adventurous costumed partner potus

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018226)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:21 AM
Author: Dashing Mauve Immigrant Juggernaut

Don't look now, but I suspect you may be a faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208160)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:07 AM
Author: amethyst talking native mexican

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208374)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: Galvanic flesh library

Carla?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684817)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:42 AM
Author: Bearded multi-billionaire

i am very horny but very depressed. i wish i could find a girls who would say such things to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016094)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: domesticated voyeur lay

ITT: Rapists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018130)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:31 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone ruddy idea he suggested heaven

ty for the original and insightful comment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018144)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: Gay public bath

i was going to come here and say i'd expect this to be normal in relationships. i mean who cares?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387049)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 5:02 PM
Author: brass wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387687)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:45 PM
Author: massive fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405978)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:39 PM
Author: cobalt doobsian quadroon kitty

put a ring on her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405935)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser Citrine Business Firm

lol some girl said this to me once! i jerked off next to her ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684839)