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I'm your GIRLFRIEND. And I'm MAD.

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Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
it's not what it looks like
chrome circlehead
  12/17/09
Oh, really?! REALLY?! So it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE...
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
honey, honey. please chill out. okay look i'll tell you; ...
chrome circlehead
  12/17/09
I don't *believe* you. Let me see the text. You can hide ...
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
you can have my phone. i already deleted it though. here. lo...
chrome circlehead
  12/17/09
Uh huh? Uh huh? *rifles through furiously* I don't give a...
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
lol, provo?
bull headed lemon filthpig half-breed
  12/17/09
weird that they'd let him bring slut-her-face to a retreat o...
yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage
  12/17/09
you're right. i'm sorry.
chrome circlehead
  12/17/09
Ugh, whatever. Just leave me alone, you obviously don't car...
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
*texts audrey back*
chrome circlehead
  12/17/09
oh hey, my ex-gf. I didn't know you poasted.
embarrassed to the bone adventurous halford principal's office
  12/17/09
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soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat
  11/05/10
i lol'd at "you can hide the word with your thumb."...
walnut patrolman
  09/05/11
Natalie Family (SUNY Binghamton graduate and UCI Law dropout...
Titillating alpha crotch
  09/06/11
what did I do???
concupiscible underhanded blood rage
  12/17/09
Just . . . just forget it, okay? It doesn't even matter, an...
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID!!!
concupiscible underhanded blood rage
  12/17/09
You know what, it's nothing that you did, okay Ted? It's ju...
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
*shrugs* *goes back to playing MW2*
concupiscible underhanded blood rage
  12/17/09
*looks at you, eyes bright with uncried tears* *stomps out ...
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
lulz
Excitant Orchid Voyeur Dog Poop
  03/12/10
Wasn't me.
unhinged misanthropic nowag philosopher-king
  12/17/09
Oh, it wasn't you? Oh, okay. So I guess when my *best frie...
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
Just settle down, settle down, settle down! I'll give you...
unhinged misanthropic nowag philosopher-king
  12/17/09
I do!!! *squeals*
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
180
glittery avocado base really tough guy
  12/17/09
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razzle-dazzle trust fund
  11/05/10
180
Pearl Milk
  11/05/10
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Titillating alpha crotch
  09/06/11
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Titillating alpha crotch
  09/06/11
*slaps you in the face* Shut up bitch. I told you I don't w...
hairraiser know-it-all indian lodge jew
  12/17/09
*casts eyes downward* *a Mona Lisa smile creeps across my f...
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
See, we're both happier when you know your place.
hairraiser know-it-all indian lodge jew
  12/17/09
*soundlessly goes about work, trying not to be obtrusive*
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
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painfully honest marvelous fanboi
  07/03/11
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Vivacious elite dragon bawdyhouse
  07/03/11
u suck mah cock boy
Comical Stead Dingle Berry
  12/17/09
180 thread
Supple stag film mood
  12/17/09
Don't be mad, baby *starts erotically massaging your shou...
Exciting Buff Boistinker
  12/17/09
I hope you know I'm on my period. *glares*
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
What if I told you I was a fan of the Detroit Red Wings?
yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage
  12/17/09
I see. So it's not bad enough that I am HORRIBLY INSECURE a...
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
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Trip cobalt gaming laptop
  12/08/10
What?? You said you were on your period a week and a half ag...
Exciting Buff Boistinker
  12/17/09
Um, NO, I didn't, Donald. As a matter of fact, I said that ...
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
I just wanted to see if you would find me less of a man for ...
yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage
  12/17/09
Whatever. You're such an asshole sometimes. Today on the b...
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
Can you RATE him? Did he squeeze hard? God, a man hasn't gra...
yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage
  12/17/09
*sneers* I always think that about you sometimes. I'm going...
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
MOAR. does she cheat when she is out?
chocolate french chef
  11/05/10
She just grinds on several dudes. Considers it her bf's fau...
soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat
  11/05/10
lol true
soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat
  01/12/11
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Vivacious elite dragon bawdyhouse
  07/03/11
That first convo is pretty terrifyingly accurate.
Apoplectic Main People Messiness
  12/17/09
all women are crazy. the challenge is to find one who always...
chrome circlehead
  12/17/09
and maybe all men cheat? and you should find the one who wou...
yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage
  12/17/09
nah men only cheat when their gfs say no
chrome circlehead
  12/17/09
i don't think cheating is about sex per se; it's probably ab...
yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage
  12/17/09
getting shot down by your gf is a good enough reason to move...
chrome circlehead
  12/17/09
This doesn't seem right. No, I think it is all about sex.
Pearl Milk
  11/05/10
holy shit askav you need better gfs
chrome circlehead
  12/17/09
lol you ain't lyin'.
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
t,oc,itcr
Soggy Milky Laser Beams
  12/17/09
lol
Rough-skinned party of the first part field
  01/12/11
LOL
soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat
  01/12/11
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metal school regret
  01/12/11
true lulz
bistre step-uncle's house
  01/12/11
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Pearl Milk
  01/12/11
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dull tantric death wish
  01/12/11
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dull tantric death wish
  09/06/11
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Bespoke Fantasy-prone Senate Toilet Seat
  01/02/12
*commits to a life of celibacy*
yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage
  12/17/09
*raeps you*
chrome circlehead
  12/17/09
*pwns you by having installed rapex*
yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage
  12/17/09
PWN PWN PWN
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
*was raeping your butt*
chrome circlehead
  12/17/09
*had rapex installed in every orifice, pwnee*
yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage
  12/17/09
dood, it's like a tampon, so it only stays in place with you...
chrome circlehead
  12/17/09
you seem to have done a lot of research on the rapex device....
yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage
  12/17/09
*cums in your ass*
chrome circlehead
  12/17/09
my gf would never pull this shit
Rose slippery pistol
  12/17/09
I think that that sentiment deserves its own post, EAP.
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
lol, as if i need prodding
Rose slippery pistol
  12/17/09
girls that do shit like this are not really people
hairraiser know-it-all indian lodge jew
  12/17/09
they're usually good for make-up sex
chrome circlehead
  12/17/09
Neither are girls who don't, Alia. Duh.
Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
posting in an epic thread
Autistic arousing locale skinny woman
  12/17/09
Outstanding work all around. I'm sad I came too late to part...
Stimulating public bath
  12/17/09
babe you're sure your not just PMSing again?
Magenta trailer park sex offender
  12/17/09
The first conversation sent chills down my spine. Woah.
cheese-eating slate jap
  12/17/09
That's the one that did it for me. I have had that same conv...
Stimulating public bath
  12/17/09
:\ I can't convince my girlfriend that I could find someone ...
Mahogany house
  03/12/10
LOLOLOLOLOL awesome.
Fragrant pea-brained headpube cruise ship
  11/05/10
lolol
soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat
  11/05/10
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Stimulating public bath
  09/05/11
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Heady Cuckold
  12/17/09
Why? *polishes husband of the year trophey*
mauve nursing home hairy legs
  12/17/09
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Heady Cuckold
  12/18/09
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Heady Cuckold
  01/02/10
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Heady Cuckold
  03/12/10
sexual jealously wastes too much of your energy. free the &l...
Laughsome dysfunction
  03/12/10
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Heady Cuckold
  04/09/10
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aqua fiercely-loyal love of her life
  04/15/10
this is mean and wrong, but lol (i suppose)
honey-headed gaped site toaster
  04/15/10
still a 180 thread, really
honey-headed gaped site toaster
  11/05/10
fuck.
honey-headed gaped site toaster
  12/08/10
lolololol
honey-headed gaped site toaster
  07/29/11
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painfully honest marvelous fanboi
  07/29/11
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Autistic arousing locale skinny woman
  05/10/10
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painfully honest marvelous fanboi
  07/09/10
This thread always seemed a little nuts to me. I love askav.
Racy Brunch
  07/09/10
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soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat
  11/05/10
Did she say there were other guys there? Were there other gu...
Big-titted scourge upon the earth incel
  11/05/10
HOLY FUCK AT THAT FIRST ONE. HOLY FUCK.
curious mental disorder
  11/05/10
I miss my girlfriend. :( She is nice. :)
mauve nursing home hairy legs
  11/05/10
holy fucking jesus this is EERIE
Galvanic Abnormal Chapel Psychic
  11/05/10
180 thread.
Pearl Milk
  11/05/10
This is good work
stirring meetinghouse
  11/05/10
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Autistic arousing locale skinny woman
  11/05/10
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Laughsome dysfunction
  12/08/10
Seems like an appropriate time to bump this.
soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat
  01/12/11
i love this thread
bistre step-uncle's house
  01/12/11
ty. I really wish I didn't have the capacity to make it tho...
soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat
  01/12/11
i feel ya
bistre step-uncle's house
  01/12/11
Ah well. Memory of this species of crazy already fading! C...
soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat
  01/12/11
lol ty
metal school regret
  01/12/11
tyft
aphrodisiac quadroon
  01/12/11
is it sad that that the thread title has me imagining an ex ...
metal school regret
  01/12/11
no
soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat
  01/12/11
i can think of very real examples of that
aphrodisiac quadroon
  01/12/11
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zippy ruddy abode faggotry
  01/12/11
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Vivacious elite dragon bawdyhouse
  06/04/11
Fuck you. Imma go play xbox downstairs.
citrine clown
  07/03/11
man current gf has claimed i don't care about her at least 7...
anal diverse market
  07/03/11
you know what to do brother
provocative associate foreskin
  07/03/11
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Vivacious elite dragon bawdyhouse
  07/29/11
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Vivacious elite dragon bawdyhouse
  09/02/11
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Self-centered cracking resort
  09/05/11
lol sometimes but then i just love her MOAR
Motley codepig theatre
  09/05/11
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dull tantric death wish
  09/06/11
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Titillating alpha crotch
  09/06/11
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provocative associate foreskin
  11/15/11
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boyish genital piercing
  11/15/11
god what a great poaster
Vivacious elite dragon bawdyhouse
  11/15/11
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painfully honest marvelous fanboi
  01/02/12
can we please talk about how awesome this thread is
metal school regret
  01/12/12


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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578614)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: chrome circlehead

it's not what it looks like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578616)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

Oh, really?! REALLY?! So it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE" when you get a text from your ex, and it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE" when you go to the BATHROOM to respond and you LOCK THE DOOR even though I SPECIFICALLY ASK YOU TO LET ME IN? IF YOU WERE USING THE RESTROOM, WOULDN'T I HAVE SMELLED IT WHEN I CAME IN?!?!?!?!

And then you don't SHOW ME the text and say that I'm being INSANE and PARANOID? LIKE THAT'S NOT HURTFUL TO ME?! YOU *KNOW* MY DAD USED TO SAY THAT!! GOD I FUCKING *HATE* YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578627)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: chrome circlehead

honey, honey.

please chill out. okay look i'll tell you; i can see that you're upset.

i was texting a friend about what to get you for christmas. i didn't want to show you cuz then you'd know what i was thinking of getting you. i didn't mean to act so suspicious. i just didn't want to ruin the surprise. can you forgive me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578652)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:12 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

I don't *believe* you. Let me see the text. You can hide the word with your thumb. If you actually care about my feelings, AT ALL, you will SHOW me ALL of the texts you sent this person and you can just hide anything that relates to Christmas with your thumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578669)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: chrome circlehead

you can have my phone. i already deleted it though. here. look at whatever you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578691)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

Uh huh? Uh huh? *rifles through furiously* I don't give a fuck about your STUPID FANTASY FOOTBALL TRADES OKAY! What good is this if you didn't KEEP the texts? And I'm not supposed to be SUSPICIOUS? *REALLY*? Okay, so you wouldn't be suspicious if *I* deleted all of *my* texts when you ask for them, right? No, and it's not like you've EVER done that either, it's not like you asked to see *MY* texts from when my ex was visiting that weekend you were gone to Provo on your stupid "RETREAT" with AUDREY SLUT'S-HER-FACE! Oh, yeah, THAT is TOTALLY justified, but THIS is. And don't even TRY to say it's because you found his t-shirt here, YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT T-SHIRT AND I'VE ALWAYS KEPT IT! This is the *same, thing,* okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578730)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: bull headed lemon filthpig half-breed

lol, provo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578737)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage

weird that they'd let him bring slut-her-face to a retreat of faith!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578770)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: chrome circlehead

you're right. i'm sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578749)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

Ugh, whatever. Just leave me alone, you obviously don't care about me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578762)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: chrome circlehead

*texts audrey back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578765)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 2:56 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone adventurous halford principal's office

oh hey, my ex-gf. I didn't know you poasted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579428)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477167)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:11 PM
Author: walnut patrolman

i lol'd at "you can hide the word with your thumb." This shit was great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911875)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: Titillating alpha crotch

Natalie Family (SUNY Binghamton graduate and UCI Law dropout) regularly confesses to doing abhorrent things on this forum. She's posted about how she shoplifted hundreds of dollars of items for no reason, lies to men about being pregnant to get the abortion money, and lies to her family about being pregnant for attention. I don't think potential employers or schools should consider her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917703)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: concupiscible underhanded blood rage

what did I do???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578617)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

Just . . . just forget it, okay? It doesn't even matter, anyway. I'm just being stupid, right? "Oh, Cynthia's being ridiculous again guys, let me go try to calm her down! She's such a stupid bitch!" Right? Well PLEASE, by ALL MEANS, don't let me KEEP you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578643)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: concupiscible underhanded blood rage

JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578650)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

You know what, it's nothing that you did, okay Ted? It's just what you didn't do. I'm over it, I guess. It's no big deal. I'm stupid for expecting anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578672)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: concupiscible underhanded blood rage

*shrugs*

*goes back to playing MW2*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578686)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

*looks at you, eyes bright with uncried tears*

*stomps out of room into bathroom, locks door*

*sobs weakly*

*texts picture of my tits to guy who flirted with me at a bar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578698)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:30 AM
Author: Excitant Orchid Voyeur Dog Poop

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14367826)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: unhinged misanthropic nowag philosopher-king

Wasn't me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578629)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

Oh, it wasn't you? Oh, okay. So I guess when my *best friend* TELLS ME EXPLICITLY that she saw you talking to another girl in your class and "smiling like you knew her," I am just supposed to assume that that wasn't you? Okay, great. So you're calling my friend a liar. I'm SO GLAD to know how you feel about my friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578655)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: unhinged misanthropic nowag philosopher-king

Just settle down, settle down, settle down!

I'll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills

Give you anything you want

Hundred-dollar bills

I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see

Just marry me marry me marry me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578688)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

I do!!! *squeals*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578742)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: glittery avocado base really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579458)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477580)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: Pearl Milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477618)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: Titillating alpha crotch

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917705)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: Titillating alpha crotch

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917704)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: hairraiser know-it-all indian lodge jew

*slaps you in the face*

Shut up bitch. I told you I don't want to hear it. Now clean this fucking house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578651)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

*casts eyes downward*

*a Mona Lisa smile creeps across my face*

*turns and walks to linen closet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578678)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: hairraiser know-it-all indian lodge jew

See, we're both happier when you know your place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578719)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

*soundlessly goes about work, trying not to be obtrusive*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578776)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: painfully honest marvelous fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411836)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:22 PM
Author: Vivacious elite dragon bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411906)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: Comical Stead Dingle Berry

u suck mah cock boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578681)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Supple stag film mood

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578693)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Exciting Buff Boistinker

Don't be mad, baby

*starts erotically massaging your shoulders*

*lands little kisses on the back of your neck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578738)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

I hope you know I'm on my period. *glares*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578746)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage

What if I told you I was a fan of the Detroit Red Wings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578804)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

I see. So it's not bad enough that I am HORRIBLY INSECURE about my period, but you want to eat me out during? Like I could even FEEL GOOD during that, when ALL I'm thinking about is how DISGUSTING you must think I am? Do you have any idea what it's like to BLEED down there? And I'm supposed to let you TOUCH me when I'm like that? WITH YOUR *TONGUE*?! God what is WRONG with you! Do you do that with OTHER girls?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578822)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:48 PM
Author: Trip cobalt gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16762713)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: Exciting Buff Boistinker

What?? You said you were on your period a week and a half ago...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578824)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

Um, NO, I didn't, Donald. As a matter of fact, I said that *SUSAN* was on her period and that I thought it was WEIRD that she was on her period because we ALWAYS have our periods at the SAME TIME and I *didn't* have my period at that time and I was EVEN on the *white* pills on my birth control and it still wasn't COMING and I said that I was SCARED that I might be PREGNANT but APPARENTLY you don't listen when I talk, is that it?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578837)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage

I just wanted to see if you would find me less of a man for rootin' for a team like that...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578855)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

Whatever. You're such an asshole sometimes. Today on the bus a man grabbed my ass and I didn't pull away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578865)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:36 PM
Author: yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage

Can you RATE him? Did he squeeze hard? God, a man hasn't grabbed my ass since high school football (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578882)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:38 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

*sneers* I always think that about you sometimes. I'm going out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578890)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: chocolate french chef

MOAR. does she cheat when she is out?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477978)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat

She just grinds on several dudes. Considers it her bf's fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477992)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat

lol true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036863)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:24 PM
Author: Vivacious elite dragon bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411925)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: Apoplectic Main People Messiness

That first convo is pretty terrifyingly accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578791)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: chrome circlehead

all women are crazy. the challenge is to find one who always says yes to sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578802)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage

and maybe all men cheat? and you should find the one who would hide it best?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578813)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: chrome circlehead

nah men only cheat when their gfs say no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578823)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage

i don't think cheating is about sex per se; it's probably about wanting to break free of the relationshipal chains and to experience the hunt, to pwn strange or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578842)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: chrome circlehead

getting shot down by your gf is a good enough reason to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578857)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:23 PM
Author: Pearl Milk

This doesn't seem right. No, I think it is all about sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:31 PM
Author: chrome circlehead

holy shit askav you need better gfs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578832)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

lol you ain't lyin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578848)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Soggy Milky Laser Beams

t,oc,itcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578929)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:00 PM
Author: Rough-skinned party of the first part field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036901)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036907)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: metal school regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036913)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: bistre step-uncle's house

true lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036915)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:06 PM
Author: Pearl Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036948)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:49 PM
Author: dull tantric death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17037293)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:25 AM
Author: dull tantric death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917692)



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Bespoke Fantasy-prone Senate Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#19689577)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:39 PM
Author: yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage

*commits to a life of celibacy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578899)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:39 PM
Author: chrome circlehead

*raeps you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578900)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage

*pwns you by having installed rapex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578908)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

PWN PWN PWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578910)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: chrome circlehead

*was raeping your butt*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578911)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage

*had rapex installed in every orifice, pwnee*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578918)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: chrome circlehead

dood, it's like a tampon, so it only stays in place with your vaginal muscles. in your ass, it would just go further up your rectum into your bowels.

*gleefully fucks your ass*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578939)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: yapping abusive useless brakes theater stage

you seem to have done a lot of research on the rapex device.

*reports you to the fbi*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578951)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: chrome circlehead

*cums in your ass*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578953)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: Rose slippery pistol

my gf would never pull this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578921)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

I think that that sentiment deserves its own post, EAP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578930)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:47 PM
Author: Rose slippery pistol

lol, as if i need prodding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578959)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: hairraiser know-it-all indian lodge jew

girls that do shit like this are not really people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578937)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: chrome circlehead

they're usually good for make-up sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578943)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold

Neither are girls who don't, Alia. Duh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578981)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 2:17 PM
Author: Autistic arousing locale skinny woman

posting in an epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579181)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:04 PM
Author: Stimulating public bath

Outstanding work all around. I'm sad I came too late to participate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579464)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:15 PM
Author: Magenta trailer park sex offender

babe you're sure your not just PMSing again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579526)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:17 PM
Author: cheese-eating slate jap

The first conversation sent chills down my spine. Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579530)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:25 PM
Author: Stimulating public bath

That's the one that did it for me. I have had that same conversation almost verbatim. Fun times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579570)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 7:21 AM
Author: Mahogany house

:\ I can't convince my girlfriend that I could find someone to cheat on her with. Sometimes I dress up and tell her I'm going out with some friends and then just go grocery shopping and study in the parking lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14368976)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:22 PM
Author: Fragrant pea-brained headpube cruise ship

LOLOLOLOLOL awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477229)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477643)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:21 PM
Author: Stimulating public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911917)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:36 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13583227)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:40 PM
Author: mauve nursing home hairy legs

Why?

*polishes husband of the year trophey*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13583258)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:50 AM
Author: Heady Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13585924)



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Date: January 2nd, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13704633)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:28 AM
Author: Heady Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14367800)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: Laughsome dysfunction

sexual jealously wastes too much of your energy. free the <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14368089)



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Date: April 9th, 2010 3:33 PM
Author: Heady Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14656395)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 4:54 PM
Author: aqua fiercely-loyal love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14721166)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: honey-headed gaped site toaster

this is mean and wrong, but lol (i suppose)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14722023)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: honey-headed gaped site toaster

still a 180 thread, really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477160)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:56 PM
Author: honey-headed gaped site toaster

fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16762779)



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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: honey-headed gaped site toaster

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18639706)



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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: painfully honest marvelous fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18639863)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 10:18 PM
Author: Autistic arousing locale skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14958925)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: painfully honest marvelous fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#15457517)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: Racy Brunch

This thread always seemed a little nuts to me. I love askav.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#15457533)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477143)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:24 PM
Author: Big-titted scourge upon the earth incel

Did she say there were other guys there? Were there other guys there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477243)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: curious mental disorder

HOLY FUCK AT THAT FIRST ONE. HOLY FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477572)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: mauve nursing home hairy legs

I miss my girlfriend. :(

She is nice. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477590)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Galvanic Abnormal Chapel Psychic

holy fucking jesus this is EERIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477608)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Pearl Milk

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477638)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:16 PM
Author: stirring meetinghouse

This is good work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477981)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:21 PM
Author: Autistic arousing locale skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16478030)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: Laughsome dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16762718)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat

Seems like an appropriate time to bump this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036857)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:56 PM
Author: bistre step-uncle's house

i love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036865)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat

ty. I really wish I didn't have the capacity to make it though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036874)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:58 PM
Author: bistre step-uncle's house

i feel ya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036880)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat

Ah well. Memory of this species of crazy already fading! Current gf shtick, when it sucks, sucks for different reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036923)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: metal school regret

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036905)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac quadroon

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036938)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:04 PM
Author: metal school regret

is it sad that that the thread title has me imagining an ex who's stomping her foot on the word "MAD"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036931)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring coiffed kitty cat

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17037115)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac quadroon

i can think of very real examples of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17037213)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:48 PM
Author: zippy ruddy abode faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17037274)



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Date: June 4th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: Vivacious elite dragon bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18165031)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:17 PM
Author: citrine clown

Fuck you. Imma go play xbox downstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411866)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:21 PM
Author: anal diverse market

man current gf has claimed i don't care about her at least 7 times now, and wants to talk and talk and talk about how little i care for her and how thoughtless i am.

ATD? wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411894)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:23 PM
Author: provocative associate foreskin

you know what to do brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411919)



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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:11 PM
Author: Vivacious elite dragon bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18639630)



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Date: September 2nd, 2011 2:20 PM
Author: Vivacious elite dragon bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18891541)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 3:58 PM
Author: Self-centered cracking resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911816)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:09 PM
Author: Motley codepig theatre

lol sometimes but then i just love her MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911871)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:23 AM
Author: dull tantric death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917677)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: Titillating alpha crotch

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917702)



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Date: November 15th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: provocative associate foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#19375401)



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Date: November 15th, 2011 10:31 PM
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