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ITT rewrite literary classics as xoxo posts

I'll start. LOL Harvard virgin killself over slutty siste...
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
When the FUCK will :D's mom let him out of the attic. [Jane...
red rehab karate
  12/17/09
I laughed.
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
The true tale of :D can be found by reading The Diary of Ann...
dark office pozpig
  12/17/09
ROFL
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  12/17/09
excellent
metal 180 liquid oxygen tattoo
  12/17/09
180
Mint Stock Car Bbw
  12/21/09
awesome.
Amethyst Point
  08/31/10
180
onyx big garrison
  12/11/10
*Benevolent white dood tames an angry black* (Robinson Cruso...
Fragrant Crusty Boistinker
  12/17/09
If I keep working on my plan I can get back into biglaw. (TM...
indigo faggotry
  12/17/09
How do I know you're a flame in those other threads? This i...
iridescent azn parlor
  12/17/09
My posts are just as intelligent in those threads. Ok? Good
indigo faggotry
  12/17/09
*Finds Frodo. Throws the Ring into this FLAME*
iridescent azn parlor
  12/17/09
i think it is five alive!
hideous narrow-minded stain cumskin
  12/17/09
that would be epic. fa! is a pretty damn good poster.
iridescent azn parlor
  12/17/09
I am convinced she is a woman, she has a sense of humor, and...
hideous narrow-minded stain cumskin
  12/17/09
I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I don't ha...
indigo faggotry
  12/17/09
*finds a heretic and burns him in your FLAME*
iridescent azn parlor
  12/17/09
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
...
hideous narrow-minded stain cumskin
  12/17/09
175
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
This one is great.
Vibrant indian lodge
  12/18/09
WHITE WHALES WITH AHAB CAPTAINS WWWAC [Moby Dick]
red rehab karate
  12/17/09
180
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
emo fag drops out of school, wanders NYC in search of the *b...
dark office pozpig
  12/17/09
i laffed
sadistic sexy stead
  12/17/09
rofl ty
vigorous maniacal location immigrant
  12/18/09
180
onyx big garrison
  12/11/10
lol. 180.
twisted internet-worthy jew address
  03/25/11
did jew bitches give blowjobs in auschwitz for the protein? ...
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
oh my
Abnormal Cordovan Marketing Idea
  12/17/09
...
Stimulating Circlehead Crackhouse
  12/18/09
*Fires six guns into a herd of turd-skinned Indians. Then g...
Histrionic Coffee Pot Library
  12/17/09
quite good
amber impressive double fault
  12/17/09
ty
Histrionic Coffee Pot Library
  12/17/09
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER [Uncle Remu...
red rehab karate
  12/17/09
180
amber impressive double fault
  12/17/09
i came here to post this, except for [Othello]
Exciting Associate
  12/17/09
dumb whore cheats and dumps her man, isn't satisfied with ne...
Excitant Gaped Dopamine
  12/17/09
1xx of fat chick, engaged to older Jew, taking ?s [House of ...
red rehab karate
  12/17/09
killself. hth
carmine territorial home
  12/17/09
my uncle tyrone killed my dad and married my mom queen rowan...
Burgundy locus round eye
  12/17/09
SEVERELY underrated
Hot Drunken Base
  12/18/09
Shitlawyer, taking q's about shitlaw [To Kill a Mockingbird]
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  12/17/09
lol
Milky Cracking Factory Reset Button
  12/17/09
i like this
Burgundy locus round eye
  12/17/09
means a lot coming from u dood, ty^180
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  12/17/09
180
chestnut harsh macaca tank
  12/17/09
ty
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  12/17/09
excellent
Aromatic slimy state yarmulke
  12/17/09
ty
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  12/17/09
Lulz
curious dull brethren
  12/17/09
180
embarrassed to the bone stage
  12/17/09
fuck, these are good; each one is better than the previous o...
grizzly mother
  12/18/09
180
dark office pozpig
  01/14/10
rofl!
painfully honest people who are hurt dilemma
  01/14/10
bump for a 180
Maize feces athletic conference
  06/22/11
models n bottles (great gatsby)
Excitant Gaped Dopamine
  12/17/09
1 Fucking 80
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
grossly underrated
talented apoplectic puppy corner
  08/31/10
whokebe, taking questions [Flowers for Algernon]
red rehab karate
  12/17/09
LOLOLOL
Orchid fear-inspiring piazza
  12/17/09
lol
out-of-control parlour preventive strike
  12/17/09
r u d e but lol
Aromatic slimy state yarmulke
  12/17/09
this is a natural 180
Exciting Associate
  12/17/09
180
swashbuckling nursing home
  12/18/09
Notice to YLS Faculty concerning Heide Iravani [The Satanic ...
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
lol, EXCELLENT
amber impressive double fault
  12/17/09
LOL even god thinks foreskins are gross! (lisa rowe) [Old Te...
Aphrodisiac den toaster
  12/17/09
...
Hilarious bipolar lay deer antler
  12/17/09
nice
iridescent azn parlor
  12/17/09
"Man smothers wife to death in sleep. Guess race."...
Glittery Son Of Senegal Nibblets
  12/17/09
Native Son?
Aqua Property
  12/23/09
I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE DUCKTALIANS [The Outsiders]
red rehab karate
  12/17/09
chat live with a mormon missionary! [Book of Mormon]
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
subtle mormon trolling
Up-to-no-good Saffron Indirect Expression Native
  12/17/09
tbtp and i just got back from our date (fml)------Lolita
indigo faggotry
  12/17/09
180
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
HAHAHAHAHA he said he started reading that the morning be...
Aromatic slimy state yarmulke
  12/17/09
sup (Gravity's Rainbow)
dark office pozpig
  12/17/09
I loled
Stirring pearl gay wizard
  12/18/09
2.1/142 + lots soft factors, t14 possible? (To be fair) [Pus...
Burgundy locus round eye
  12/17/09
You left out "objective 2", but still well done
Vibrant indian lodge
  12/17/09
Objective 8 is eyefucking me, but stuck with shrew wife. Kil...
iridescent azn parlor
  12/17/09
Lolita [Lolita]
haunting violet institution
  12/17/09
Really interested in finding a clean cut cock tonight. [Pict...
red rehab karate
  12/17/09
Well done.
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
Rewrite: my skin is flawless! (lisa rowe) [picture of dorian...
amber impressive double fault
  12/17/09
180
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
...
metal 180 liquid oxygen tattoo
  12/17/09
new to this twitter mining colony, tell me of this colonel w...
Burgundy locus round eye
  12/17/09
180
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  12/17/09
180
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
fucking solid
metal 180 liquid oxygen tattoo
  12/17/09
180
embarrassed to the bone stage
  12/17/09
the best one so far
Exciting Associate
  12/17/09
titcr
painfully honest people who are hurt dilemma
  01/14/10
outstanding
Vivacious Erotic Philosopher-king
  02/03/10
re180d
Gold Cruise Ship
  12/17/10
Goddammit when am I ever gonna pwn a cunnus (Portnoy's Co...
dark office pozpig
  12/17/09
nice dood
Boyish pink scourge upon the earth hell
  12/18/09
:D taking ?s [Notes from the Underground]
iridescent azn parlor
  12/17/09
177
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
170 (-8 for fucking up the title)
hideous narrow-minded stain cumskin
  12/17/09
Mom bought the wrong kind of cookies, AGAIN! (:D) [Confeder...
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  12/17/09
Deserving of praise.
Vibrant indian lodge
  12/18/09
girl i like married some other dood. why am i so beta? (Germ...
Excitant Gaped Dopamine
  12/17/09
nice
grizzly mother
  12/18/09
me, solzy, c+c, carl lookin' to make a few bucks. [Brothers ...
red rehab karate
  12/17/09
lol fucking striver [Great Gatsby] BAM! You find your per...
smoky idiot codepig
  12/17/09
lol this dumb nigger got PWNED! (uncle tom's cabin)
Excitant Gaped Dopamine
  12/17/09
lol Judas Iscariot getting pwn3d by Lucifer in HELL after...
dark office pozpig
  12/17/09
literal LOL
iridescent azn parlor
  12/17/09
went to the garbage bort & back, taking ?s [divine comed...
Burgundy locus round eye
  12/17/09
*penis high five*
dark office pozpig
  12/17/09
*down lo...uhhhhh
Burgundy locus round eye
  12/17/09
LOL @ disgusting fats, I crush them with rocks. PWN [Lord o...
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  12/17/09
underrated
domesticated meetinghouse
  12/18/09
will I ever work again? (TMF) [waiting for godot]
iridescent azn parlor
  12/17/09
lol i love this one
Aromatic slimy state yarmulke
  12/17/09
...
Mint Stock Car Bbw
  12/21/09
tyty
onyx big garrison
  12/11/10
taking ?s (tbtp) [Bhagavad-Gita]
iridescent azn parlor
  12/17/09
tyty
Aromatic slimy state yarmulke
  12/17/09
IN at Cornell [Catch-22]
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
Haha, missed this. Way better than my Catch-22.
Vibrant indian lodge
  12/18/09
awesome.
Histrionic Coffee Pot Library
  12/18/09
saw my boss, bob dell, going into a conference room... what ...
Orchid fear-inspiring piazza
  12/17/09
ITT covetous kikes kill nigger [New Testament]
Aphrodisiac den toaster
  12/17/09
Had uneasy dreams last night, woke up to find myself transfo...
Vibrant indian lodge
  12/17/09
180
iridescent azn parlor
  12/17/09
new skadden associate taking questions [1984]
Orchid fear-inspiring piazza
  12/17/09
lulz
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  12/17/09
Highly educated, expert swordsman, $1Billion net worth. Chan...
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  12/17/09
180
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
no girls want me, i'm going to live by a lake (BooR) [Walden...
Excitant Gaped Dopamine
  12/17/09
sometimes i can't tell if i'm blinking or not. also my mom m...
Orchid fear-inspiring piazza
  12/17/09
this entire forum is the joy luck club from what i understan...
Exciting Associate
  12/17/09
guy pisses in girl at night?
twisted internet-worthy jew address
  12/18/09
Ding, fag! [The City and the Pillar]
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
Loud, obnoxious bird won't leave me the fuck alone. Guess ra...
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  12/17/09
lol
Excitant Gaped Dopamine
  12/17/09
6'2"
Orchid fear-inspiring piazza
  12/17/09
*DECIMATES MUSCLE MASS* [Knut Hamsun - Hunger]
Vibrant indian lodge
  12/17/09
many points
Orchid fear-inspiring piazza
  12/17/09
Texted the bartender from the other night, again. (ruskie) [...
red rehab karate
  12/17/09
ITT: Posters who remember the PR days. [100 Years of Soli...
carnelian orchestra pit
  12/17/09
C+C, eating a Snickers bar and lacing up my sneakers [Maniac...
red rehab karate
  12/17/09
PSA: $80,000 in Houston suburbs = $160,000 in NYC [Babbit]
Vibrant indian lodge
  12/17/09
underrated
comical poppy gaping lodge
  12/17/09
wow
coiffed self-centered water buffalo
  12/18/09
Hey puppy n00bs, this is what an ALPHA dog looks like [Whit...
iridescent azn parlor
  12/17/09
lol
motley light trust fund
  02/04/10
u suck my cock, boy [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  12/17/09
Foggy Bottom here coked up billing at midnight taking questi...
Burgundy locus round eye
  12/17/09
Help me with this litigation hypo [Bleak House]
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
n*****threading behind enemy lines, taking ?s [Heart of Dar...
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  12/17/09
Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice [Faust]
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
My whore girlfriend cheated on me. I hate women now (LAPhil...
Racy chapel
  12/17/09
ITT: Rate the poster above you (American Psycho)
Fantasy-prone bearded french chef university
  12/17/09
lo fucking l
domesticated meetinghouse
  12/18/09
u mad [The Count of Monte Cristo]
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  12/17/09
lololol. Fucking underrated.
Primrose Ticket Booth
  12/17/09
Taking questions about my awesome, awesome life (RSF) [th...
Orchid fear-inspiring piazza
  12/17/09
Alpha dood settles for cheerful objective 6 [Pride and Pr...
Walnut Concupiscible Field
  12/17/09
179
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
this was good
Aquamarine Diverse Center Filthpig
  12/17/09
lmao
Mauve bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/09
excellent and accurate
Honey-headed sinister stage ape
  12/18/09
Ding! Le fag [The Hunchback of Notre Dame]
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  12/17/09
I paid Rowan a visit and then I started to get money in the ...
indigo faggotry
  12/17/09
LMAO at Rowan decaying in her wedding dress.
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
A hairy short still can't get women even after saving the wo...
Walnut Concupiscible Field
  12/17/09
I kidnap a little blonde girl with blue eyes and take her ho...
Racy chapel
  12/17/09
ty *BLOTS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL OUT*
Anal trip rigor
  12/17/09
18000000000000000
appetizing olive affirmative action menage
  12/18/09
severely underrated
Mind-boggling halford kitchen
  12/18/09
I put on my robe and wizard hat [Harry Potter]
iridescent azn parlor
  12/17/09
LOL @ this flame [New testament]
amber impressive double fault
  12/17/09
underrated
Mauve bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/09
180
shaky resort milk
  12/18/09
Going solo after graduation, taking Qs [Mutiny on the Bounty...
sickened police squad
  12/17/09
Lathamed, taking Qs [Men Against the Sea]
sickened police squad
  12/17/09
Solo exit options? [Pitcairn's Island]
sickened police squad
  12/17/09
Blind fucker just delivered second subpoena. Pushed him int...
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
The NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER ...
Bateful church ceo
  12/17/09
wgwag [Moby Dick]
Greedy Galvanic House Knife
  12/17/09
Hot married bitch totally into me IRL [Lady Chatterly's Love...
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
Tl, dr, killself [The Pale King]
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
i like it
Orchid fear-inspiring piazza
  12/17/09
Is Mecca the new YLS? [Koran]
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
Fuck AA. Niggers took my plantation. [Absalom, Absalom!]
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
It was the best of flames; it was the worst of flames. It wa...
Exhilarant lime kitty cat
  12/17/09
So I went out to get a corn cob... [Sanctuary]
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
Your mother is a fish HTH [As I Lay Dying]
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
tfyt. BAM! You inherit $$$$. Get them teeth?
rusted slap-happy theatre
  12/18/09
LOL, nice! tytyty
shaky resort milk
  12/18/09
Best V5 for recently outted niggers? [Light in August]
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
no homo [The Ballad of Reading Gaol]
Walnut Concupiscible Field
  12/17/09
TBF here, unsure [midnight's children]
Anal trip rigor
  12/17/09
15% tip for waiters ITE?[Wuthering Heights]
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
man why can't i just pwn cunnus all day and eat the occasion...
Anal trip rigor
  12/17/09
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown,...
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
Damn dood, you've got some great ones on here
dark office pozpig
  01/14/10
There are no women on xoxo [Orlando]
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
decided not to do a copycat today at hastings [deadeye di...
Orchid fear-inspiring piazza
  12/17/09
cuckolded my BF with a minister and got preggers. what do y...
Aromatic slimy state yarmulke
  12/17/09
LOL@poors starting new country [Animal Farm]
shaky resort milk
  12/17/09
180
iridescent azn parlor
  12/17/09
ty
dark office pozpig
  12/17/09
not really sure re: things. (guy.) --> Catcher in the Ry...
Aromatic slimy state yarmulke
  12/17/09
Holy Fuck, Rach is Logging IPs!!! (1984)
iridescent azn parlor
  12/17/09
i like
sepia mood
  04/22/10
BAM! Hot mother! (Oedipus)
Soul-stirring Unhinged National Really Tough Guy
  12/17/09
i'm an alpha d00d, a generally nice master man, who will giv...
Godawful sandwich public bath
  12/17/09
ty
dark office pozpig
  12/17/09
I have to say, there are too many 180's ITT to award them in...
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  12/17/09
Seriously, this turned out to be an epic thread. I am jealou...
out-of-control parlour preventive strike
  12/17/09
:D and TBF taking ?'s on rape (Of Mice and Men)
pearly spectacular degenerate
  12/17/09
tons of great ones ITT but this one really made me LOL
Silver Angry Whorehouse Chad
  12/17/10
*GASSES THREAD* [Schindler's List]
Mauve bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/09
i LOLed.
Thriller doobsian step-uncle's house electric furnace
  02/05/10
1. Murder rich old hag. 2. ??? 3. PROFIT! (Crime and...
Cerebral swollen roast beef coldplay fan
  12/17/09
nice
Titillating Crystalline Shrine Fat Ankles
  12/17/09
like it
Vibrant indian lodge
  12/18/09
well played
sepia mood
  12/18/09
pure-of-heart man leaves his non-heroic wife in northern min...
passionate garnet casino incel
  12/17/09
taking questions on my lifestyle of tutoring in l.a. (dow...
Orchid fear-inspiring piazza
  12/17/09
*Is alpha dude with 6-figure job who downs soma and pwns cun...
Beady-eyed avocado range mediation
  12/17/09
titc alpha-beta joke
Orchid fear-inspiring piazza
  12/17/09
deferred associates congregate ITT [the boxcar children]
Burgundy locus round eye
  12/17/09
vn
coiffed self-centered water buffalo
  12/18/09
180
Adventurous Space
  02/04/10
nice
mustard sick stag film quadroon
  12/11/10
ROFL! LATHAMED!!!!!!!!! [all quiet on the western front]
pea-brained frozen sweet tailpipe
  12/17/09
quit BIGLAW to travel the world, taking insults and congraul...
amber impressive double fault
  12/17/09
need advice, am LUSTING after an eagle-nosed jew [of human b...
amber impressive double fault
  12/17/09
Is murdering a fat justified or merely excused? (Lord of the...
charismatic church building
  12/17/09
I found true love! He's homeless but plays the harmonica! [B...
comical poppy gaping lodge
  12/17/09
LOL
Orchid fear-inspiring piazza
  12/17/09
holy shit lol
Aromatic slimy state yarmulke
  12/17/09
!
coiffed self-centered water buffalo
  12/18/09
shit...hilarious.
Topaz main people
  02/04/10
I may sound like a man but honestly I am a female. (Atlas Sh...
Disgusting blood rage tanning salon
  12/17/09
tl;dr (War and Peace)
pearly spectacular degenerate
  12/17/09
underrated
sepia mood
  12/18/09
nice
Tripping Elastic Band Lettuce
  12/19/09
WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG ...
Exciting Associate
  12/17/09
Poors, lol [The Jungle]
comical poppy gaping lodge
  12/17/09
HTH (Faust)
Primrose Ticket Booth
  12/17/09
...
arousing sticky trailer park
  07/10/11
Jews, best at ks? [Merchant of Venice]
comical poppy gaping lodge
  12/17/09
nice
Honey-headed sinister stage ape
  12/18/09
ty ty.
comical poppy gaping lodge
  12/18/09
REVERSE BIG WILLIE STYLE???? (Oedipus the King)
Primrose Ticket Booth
  12/17/09
stfu pensive (The Catcher in the Rye)
Primrose Ticket Booth
  12/17/09
nice
dark office pozpig
  12/17/09
lol
Histrionic Coffee Pot Library
  12/18/09
ITT female XOers DESCRIBE their raep fantasies. (The Story ...
Primrose Ticket Booth
  12/17/09
LOL
Walnut Concupiscible Field
  12/17/09
Sweet plans (Of Mice and Men)
Disgusting blood rage tanning salon
  12/17/09
Not in Arkansas anymore [Bluesmoke] - Wizard of Oz
Obsidian Becky
  12/17/09
Took a ride with a NIGGER today [Huck Finn]
Supple brass spot voyeur
  12/18/09
Felt unsure about callback - send thank you note? [Catch-22]
Vibrant indian lodge
  12/18/09
OCI 2009 [And Then There Were None] (a.k.a.: Ten Litt...
domesticated meetinghouse
  12/18/09
OCI ITE (Lord of the Flies)
sapphire disrespectful windowlicker site
  12/21/09
RATING POASTERS as 19th century Duchesses [Vanity Fair]
Nubile dragon wagecucks
  12/18/09
My job hunt [The Neverending Story]
domesticated meetinghouse
  12/18/09
My Girlfriend's Vagina [The Dark Crystal]
domesticated meetinghouse
  12/18/09
lol! stupid bitch kills self because her bf was passed out [...
swashbuckling nursing home
  12/18/09
Rach, why can't we be together (*bel*) [The Kite Runner]
comical poppy gaping lodge
  12/18/09
Is there something wrong with my face? (BPM) [Flatland]
comical poppy gaping lodge
  12/18/09
lol
Orchid fear-inspiring piazza
  12/18/09
180
marvelous aggressive theater stage
  12/18/09
BURN
Tripping Elastic Band Lettuce
  12/19/09
law firm to gay attorney: ding, fag! [philadelphia]
swashbuckling nursing home
  12/18/09
some people are interpreting the term "literary classic...
dark office pozpig
  12/18/09
Tell me about this whokebe fellow? [The Prophet]
comical poppy gaping lodge
  12/18/09
My 2 ALPHA dogs just died. Feeling sad :( (Where the Red Fer...
sepia mood
  12/18/09
Helen is a 6, 6.5 tops [The Iliad]
Spruce Hospital Rigpig
  12/18/09
...
ruby razzmatazz pisswyrm market
  12/18/09
Me liked.
shaky resort milk
  12/18/09
lol
Walnut Concupiscible Field
  12/21/09
couldnt sit down on public transportation cause of some dood...
vigorous maniacal location immigrant
  12/18/09
One shit-storm after another, clients and partners both tryi...
wonderful volcanic crater
  12/18/09
tytyty
Mildly autistic contagious travel guidebook hall
  12/18/09
*claps*
shaky resort milk
  12/19/09
pensive taking ?s [Fahrenheit 451]
shaky resort milk
  12/18/09
I liked this
heady wine hairy legs
  12/18/09
How much should I tip? [Wealth of Nations]
vigorous maniacal location immigrant
  12/18/09
The Secret Diary of Whokebe [Mein Kampf]
Boyish pink scourge upon the earth hell
  12/18/09
*Goes to the off-topic board* [heart of darkness]
amber impressive double fault
  12/18/09
*Goes to the "Garbage" Board* [lord jim]
Mildly autistic contagious travel guidebook hall
  12/18/09
*Dies there* [Nostromo]
shaky resort milk
  12/18/09
*Is an Asian* *Furiously writes violent fantasies* (Th...
Fantasy-prone bearded french chef university
  12/18/09
Can a law degree help me get into FBI? (Sherlock Holmes)
Fantasy-prone bearded french chef university
  12/18/09
ITT: I explain what is wrong with capitalism (Communist M...
Fantasy-prone bearded french chef university
  12/18/09
vn
coiffed self-centered water buffalo
  12/18/09
!!!
shaky resort milk
  12/18/09
You know nothing, Harvard [Estrada] (Song of Ice and Fire)
coiffed self-centered water buffalo
  12/18/09
wgwag (wild gorillas with asian guy) (The Jungle Book)
Fantasy-prone bearded french chef university
  12/18/09
man beheads wife. guess religion? (arabian nights)
Fantasy-prone bearded french chef university
  12/18/09
I unwittingly sacrificed my child for a chance at a man and ...
coiffed self-centered water buffalo
  12/18/09
The seed is strong (a story of cuckoldery) (A Song of Ice an...
coiffed self-centered water buffalo
  12/18/09
A woo woo (A Christmas Carol)
coiffed self-centered water buffalo
  12/18/09
lol
marvelous aggressive theater stage
  12/18/09
Actual female here, thinking about cuckolding striver husban...
cowardly razzle abode keepsake machete
  12/18/09
Accidentally hit a nig with my car, should I grow a beard? (...
magenta cuckold
  12/18/09
180
marvelous aggressive theater stage
  12/23/09
this is worth saving; brilliant
grizzly mother
  12/18/09
Glad people are enjoying the thread.
shaky resort milk
  12/18/09
whokebe retired today; or maybe yesterday. [the stranger]
grizzly mother
  12/18/09
Thread by female poster [The Crying Game]
Vibrant indian lodge
  12/18/09
you must find a job, i can't find a job, i'll find a job (es...
amber impressive double fault
  12/18/09
wmtp taking questions (the analects)
marvelous aggressive theater stage
  12/18/09
Ah, simple jewish man living in los angeles! Ah, humanity! [...
amber impressive double fault
  12/18/09
My wife found out about my GF and they both left me and I fe...
coiffed self-centered water buffalo
  12/18/09
ty
Gold Cruise Ship
  12/17/10
...
Jade senate persian
  12/18/09
To be fair, "SUMMON: C+C (bothered)" [The Ol...
Hairraiser Misunderstood Roommate
  12/18/09
Aspie male, 26, living in parents' basement - Kill Self? [Th...
Jade senate persian
  12/18/09
How much does childhood work experience matter for clerkship...
shaky resort milk
  12/18/09
"Rasquatch, Pensive, Rowan and :D having family issues....
Histrionic Coffee Pot Library
  12/18/09
Hi pensive! [The Importance of Being Earnest]
shaky resort milk
  12/18/09
"Just got violently lathamed, chances at Cali shiTTTlaw...
Histrionic Coffee Pot Library
  12/18/09
180
shaky resort milk
  12/18/09
lol
Vibrant indian lodge
  12/18/09
Or even better "Thinking of taking this Cali shitlaw po...
Vibrant indian lodge
  12/18/09
This is fucking awesome. tytyty
iridescent azn parlor
  12/19/09
awesome
Silver Angry Whorehouse Chad
  12/17/10
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&mc=6...
Razzle-dazzle Queen Of The Night Jewess
  12/18/09
...
coiffed self-centered water buffalo
  12/18/09
Just had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (imightb...
Racy chapel
  12/18/09
Well done.
shaky resort milk
  12/18/09
How will adcoms view a B in Slings and Arrows of Outrageous ...
shaky resort milk
  12/18/09
fucking brilliant
grizzly mother
  12/23/09
NICE
dark office pozpig
  01/14/10
Any part of the South not TTT full of retards, whores and as...
Floppy Theater
  12/19/09
Neighbor poaching my internet, how can I cut him off? (Pelo...
Laughsome locale party of the first part
  12/19/09
Flunking out of boarding school, taking ?'s (box) [Catche...
scarlet irradiated plaza mexican
  12/20/09
...
Spruce Hospital Rigpig
  12/21/09
180
chest-beating awkward principal's office death wish
  12/23/09
180
Dashing heaven
  12/23/09
lol
Aromatic slimy state yarmulke
  04/22/10
*I had a great future at one point. Then I tried to improve...
Electric crotch pocket flask
  12/20/09
BAM! Hot Daughter! (lolita)
Soul-stirring Unhinged National Really Tough Guy
  12/20/09
YALE UG now top 1% at Cooley. LOL @ poors? (A Connecticut...
Odious pit ratface
  12/21/09
BAM! my hot twin sister is a waitress at an indian restauran...
lascivious judgmental gas station
  12/23/09
Here's my biography, Jigsaw - TMF [The Bible]
self-absorbed sex offender
  12/23/09
Im gonna pwn at WUSTL and get a great job. [The Road]
Insecure gunner
  12/23/09
180
Adventurous Space
  02/04/10
classic bumpage
Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams
  02/03/10
you have an odd access to things that should be hard to find...
Flesh provocative school cafeteria cuck
  02/03/10
Living off the land in Alaska is easy (rudolph) [into the w...
umber international law enforcement agency station
  02/03/10
Sadly overlooked. This is one of my favorites.
dun hominid
  08/31/10
I will get laid by so many hot Eastern Bloc women when I'm a...
Adventurous Space
  02/04/10
So getting laid tonight, hot women just invited me over for ...
Massive internal respiration
  02/04/10
...
Dashing heaven
  04/22/10
Relieved--Latham just had firm-wide meeting; promised no lay...
Bossy duck-like temple clown
  04/23/10
180
seedy flickering depressive foreskin
  11/11/10
BOYFRIEND KILLEDSELF -- WILL BE ALONE FOREVER, HALP! [romeo...
navy school kitty
  04/23/10
Do I fuck Asian girls? lol i guess so. i guess so. (Snow Fa...
Primrose Ticket Booth
  04/23/10
...
Bonkers brunch
  08/31/10
Who else is coming to the LA meetup? [No Exit]
splenetic jet antidepressant drug box office
  08/31/10
sonic shows up to pwn them all [Elephant]
Bonkers brunch
  08/31/10
Obama critics are racist. [1984]
Crimson Ladyboy Forum
  08/31/10
172
talented apoplectic puppy corner
  08/31/10
d00d goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens. (Uly...
fighting set
  08/31/10
you're doing it wrong
Citrine crawly area dingle berry
  08/31/10
My mom is an objective 9, a good f*ck. Taking Qs. [Oedipus]
Fuchsia sanctuary
  08/31/10
Considering switching to BIGWHALE. Credited? [Moby Dick]
Fuchsia sanctuary
  08/31/10
Buries self in basement for weeks at a time playing WoW. (On...
low-t business firm mad cow disease
  08/31/10
Dad making us move to some 3rd world desert shithole full of...
Magical yellow personal credit line
  08/31/10
Leinart: Caligula still the more alpha emperor (I, Claudius)
Amethyst Point
  08/31/10
Rancid Festering TTT in decline [Fall of the House of Usher]
Amethyst Point
  08/31/10
Breaking Point: Threw a turd at a niggress [Pincipia Mathema...
carnelian orchestra pit
  08/31/10
Did jew bitches in the holocaust suck dick for protein? [Nig...
carnelian orchestra pit
  08/31/10
Jesus died. He really died :( (Where's your messiah now?!?) ...
Amethyst Point
  08/31/10
just ran from the carabinieri, should i grow a beard? (A Far...
sepia mood
  08/31/10
...
copper costumed masturbator fanboi
  11/11/10
...
mustard sick stag film quadroon
  12/11/10
tyft
jet-lagged confused telephone
  12/11/10
lisa rowe taking your proposals itt (the taming of the shrew...
jet-lagged confused telephone
  12/11/10
askav taking qs on wine, love, life (the rubaiyat of omar kh...
jet-lagged confused telephone
  12/11/10
...
Chrome
  12/11/10
twist and i made sex tapes (the marriage of heaven and hell)
jet-lagged confused telephone
  12/11/10
i judge men's dateability by the furniture they have (pride ...
jet-lagged confused telephone
  12/11/10
Okay, who are the smartest poasters here? [The Republic]
bearded claret
  12/11/10
...
jet-lagged confused telephone
  12/17/10
That's it - I'm switching to a pumo [The Invisible Man]
Gold Cruise Ship
  12/17/10
like it
Vibrant indian lodge
  06/22/11
Had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend! [The Scarlet ...
Gold Cruise Ship
  12/17/10
You are all apes [The Origin of Species]
Gold Cruise Ship
  12/17/10
Got back into biglaw!!! [TMF] [Faust]
Gold Cruise Ship
  12/17/10
I'll be able to get biglaw from Michigan, right? [Candide]
Gold Cruise Ship
  12/17/10
Answering q's on any topic [Summa Theologica]
Gold Cruise Ship
  12/17/10
Taking Q's (rape101) [A Clockwork Orange]
hateful psychic
  12/17/10
lonley shrew at 33, finally met a great guy on OKcupid; how ...
Silver Angry Whorehouse Chad
  12/17/10
USAJobs.gov is FLAME bros (Hobbes' Leviathan)
Black
  06/22/11
Libtards, why u no mad they killed you? (Cry the Beloved ...
Black
  06/22/11
AZN dood defies godly command of NOWAG, shitstorm ensues [Pa...
splenetic jet antidepressant drug box office
  06/22/11
.
  07/09/11
Not flame, prole gf pregnant, life ruined (Jude the Obscure)
Black
  07/09/11
A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (Blue Smoke)
ivory sneaky criminal
  07/09/11


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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:11 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

I'll start.

LOL Harvard virgin killself over slutty sister [The Sound and the Fury].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580298)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:14 PM
Author: red rehab karate

When the FUCK will :D's mom let him out of the attic. [Jane Eyre]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580319)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580327)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: dark office pozpig

The true tale of :D can be found by reading The Diary of Anne Frank upside down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580366)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580489)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: metal 180 liquid oxygen tattoo

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581499)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Mint Stock Car Bbw

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610042)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: Amethyst Point

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931277)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: onyx big garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781949)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: Fragrant Crusty Boistinker

*Benevolent white dood tames an angry black* (Robinson Crusoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580331)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: indigo faggotry

If I keep working on my plan I can get back into biglaw. (TMF)-----Don Quixote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580337)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:17 PM
Author: iridescent azn parlor

How do I know you're a flame in those other threads? This is funny -- I refuse to believe you could be this witty here and that dumb everywhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580348)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:22 PM
Author: indigo faggotry

My posts are just as intelligent in those threads. Ok? Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580386)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: iridescent azn parlor

*Finds Frodo. Throws the Ring into this FLAME*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580395)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: hideous narrow-minded stain cumskin

i think it is five alive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580535)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: iridescent azn parlor

that would be epic. fa! is a pretty damn good poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580544)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:52 PM
Author: hideous narrow-minded stain cumskin

I am convinced she is a woman, she has a sense of humor, and she is intelligent. this naturally leads us to fiver and possibly h.ryder if you believe they are not the same person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580642)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: indigo faggotry

I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I don't have another moniker/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580712)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: iridescent azn parlor

*finds a heretic and burns him in your FLAME*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581183)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:48 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581205)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:38 PM
Author: hideous narrow-minded stain cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582657)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580380)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: Vibrant indian lodge

This one is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588802)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: red rehab karate

WHITE WHALES WITH AHAB CAPTAINS WWWAC [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580343)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580381)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:18 PM
Author: dark office pozpig

emo fag drops out of school, wanders NYC in search of the *best* burger, buys a whore but is too beta to pwn that cunnus, almost has *BAM* with his teacher but says "no homo", later cheers the fuck up after spending some time with his hot sister

(The Catcher in the Rye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580354)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: sadistic sexy stead

i laffed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580373)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:19 AM
Author: vigorous maniacal location immigrant

rofl ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585628)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: onyx big garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782083)



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Date: March 25th, 2011 10:39 PM
Author: twisted internet-worthy jew address

lol.

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#17606572)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

did jew bitches give blowjobs in auschwitz for the protein? [The Diary of Anne Frank]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580374)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Abnormal Cordovan Marketing Idea

oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581481)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:21 AM
Author: Stimulating Circlehead Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586673)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Coffee Pot Library

*Fires six guns into a herd of turd-skinned Indians. Then gets brutally GAPED by gross old bald man* (Blood Meridian).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580376)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: amber impressive double fault

quite good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580989)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: Histrionic Coffee Pot Library

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581343)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: red rehab karate

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER [Uncle Remus: His Songs and His Sayings]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580378)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: amber impressive double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580993)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: Exciting Associate

i came here to post this, except for [Othello]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582617)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:23 PM
Author: Excitant Gaped Dopamine

dumb whore cheats and dumps her man, isn't satisfied with new man, kills self (anna karenina)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580389)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: red rehab karate

1xx of fat chick, engaged to older Jew, taking ?s [House of Mirth]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580390)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: carmine territorial home

killself. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582272)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: Burgundy locus round eye

my uncle tyrone killed my dad and married my mom queen rowan and he's like a little darker than my dad was and it's kinda bugging me but i dunno what to do about it so i'll just poast for a while and figure it out hopefully [Scatlet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580392)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:31 PM
Author: Hot Drunken Base

SEVERELY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

Shitlawyer, taking q's about shitlaw [To Kill a Mockingbird]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580393)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Milky Cracking Factory Reset Button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580506)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Burgundy locus round eye

i like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580509)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

means a lot coming from u dood, ty^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582120)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: chestnut harsh macaca tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581370)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582124)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Aromatic slimy state yarmulke

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581597)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582137)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: curious dull brethren

Lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582210)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582246)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 12:28 PM
Author: grizzly mother

fuck, these are good; each one is better than the previous ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588196)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 14th, 2010 7:54 AM
Author: dark office pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805081)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 8:11 AM
Author: painfully honest people who are hurt dilemma

rofl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805112)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2011 6:36 AM
Author: Maize feces athletic conference

bump for a 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315261)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: Excitant Gaped Dopamine

models n bottles (great gatsby)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580397)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

1 Fucking 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580419)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: talented apoplectic puppy corner

grossly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928898)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: red rehab karate

whokebe, taking questions [Flowers for Algernon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580398)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Orchid fear-inspiring piazza

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580504)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: out-of-control parlour preventive strike

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581623)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: Aromatic slimy state yarmulke

r u d e but lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581647)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Exciting Associate

this is a natural 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582643)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584876)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

Notice to YLS Faculty concerning Heide Iravani [The Satanic Verses]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580403)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 6:27 PM
Author: amber impressive double fault

lol, EXCELLENT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581005)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac den toaster

LOL even god thinks foreskins are gross! (lisa rowe) [Old Testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580404)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: Hilarious bipolar lay deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580417)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: iridescent azn parlor

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580420)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Glittery Son Of Senegal Nibblets

"Man smothers wife to death in sleep. Guess race."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580406)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2009 4:59 AM
Author: Aqua Property

Native Son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13629942)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: red rehab karate

I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE DUCKTALIANS [The Outsiders]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580413)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

chat live with a mormon missionary! [Book of Mormon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580432)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Saffron Indirect Expression Native

subtle mormon trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580457)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: indigo faggotry

tbtp and i just got back from our date (fml)------Lolita

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580434)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580443)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: Aromatic slimy state yarmulke

HAHAHAHAHA

he said he started reading that the morning before we first met :3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581586)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: dark office pozpig

sup

(Gravity's Rainbow)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580435)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 3:12 AM
Author: Stirring pearl gay wizard

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586114)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:31 PM
Author: Burgundy locus round eye

2.1/142 + lots soft factors, t14 possible? (To be fair) [Push...aka Precious]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580436)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: Vibrant indian lodge

You left out "objective 2", but still well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580570)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:31 PM
Author: iridescent azn parlor

Objective 8 is eyefucking me, but stuck with shrew wife. Killself? [The Heart of the Matter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580440)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: haunting violet institution

Lolita [Lolita]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580444)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: red rehab karate

Really interested in finding a clean cut cock tonight. [Picture of Dorian Gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580446)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580479)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: amber impressive double fault

Rewrite: my skin is flawless! (lisa rowe) [picture of dorian gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581019)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581421)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: metal 180 liquid oxygen tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581518)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: Burgundy locus round eye

new to this twitter mining colony, tell me of this colonel whokebe fellow? [Heart of Darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580466)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580492)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: metal 180 liquid oxygen tattoo

fucking solid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581523)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582262)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: Exciting Associate

the best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582665)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 14th, 2010 8:14 AM
Author: painfully honest people who are hurt dilemma

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805119)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:58 PM
Author: Vivacious Erotic Philosopher-king

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002714)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: Gold Cruise Ship

re180d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16836976)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: dark office pozpig

Goddammit when am I ever gonna pwn a cunnus

(Portnoy's Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580448)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 5:36 AM
Author: Boyish pink scourge upon the earth hell

nice dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586706)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: iridescent azn parlor

:D taking ?s [Notes from the Underground]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580459)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580487)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: hideous narrow-minded stain cumskin

170 (-8 for fucking up the title)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580560)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

Mom bought the wrong kind of cookies, AGAIN! (:D)

[Confederacy of Dunces]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580462)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: Vibrant indian lodge

Deserving of praise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588834)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: Excitant Gaped Dopamine

girl i like married some other dood. why am i so beta? (Germinal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580468)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:29 PM
Author: grizzly mother

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588206)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: red rehab karate

me, solzy, c+c, carl lookin' to make a few bucks. [Brothers Karamazov]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580471)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: smoky idiot codepig

lol fucking striver [Great Gatsby]

BAM! You find your perfect woman but have no dick [Sun Also Rises]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580494)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: Excitant Gaped Dopamine

lol this dumb nigger got PWNED! (uncle tom's cabin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580497)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: dark office pozpig

lol Judas Iscariot getting pwn3d by Lucifer in HELL

after an eternity of getting chewed by Satan, you give up, start losing hope

(The Divine Comedy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580498)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: iridescent azn parlor

literal LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580528)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Burgundy locus round eye

went to the garbage bort & back, taking ?s [divine comedy]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580505)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: dark office pozpig

*penis high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580516)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: Burgundy locus round eye

*down lo...uhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580523)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

LOL @ disgusting fats, I crush them with rocks. PWN

[Lord of the Flies]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580511)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: domesticated meetinghouse

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584853)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: iridescent azn parlor

will I ever work again? (TMF) [waiting for godot]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580515)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Aromatic slimy state yarmulke

lol i love this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581593)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:09 AM
Author: Mint Stock Car Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610117)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: onyx big garrison

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782100)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: iridescent azn parlor

taking ?s (tbtp) [Bhagavad-Gita]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580524)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Aromatic slimy state yarmulke

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581595)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

IN at Cornell [Catch-22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580540)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Vibrant indian lodge

Haha, missed this. Way better than my Catch-22.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588845)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: Histrionic Coffee Pot Library

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589662)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Orchid fear-inspiring piazza

saw my boss, bob dell, going into a conference room... what does this mean

[a tale of two cities]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580545)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac den toaster

ITT covetous kikes kill nigger [New Testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580547)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Vibrant indian lodge

Had uneasy dreams last night, woke up to find myself transformed into a H

UMMINGBIRD HAWK MOTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580549)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: iridescent azn parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580585)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Orchid fear-inspiring piazza

new skadden associate taking questions

[1984]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580554)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580559)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

Highly educated, expert swordsman, $1Billion net worth. Chances at revenge?

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580555)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580569)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: Excitant Gaped Dopamine

no girls want me, i'm going to live by a lake (BooR) [Walden]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580565)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: Orchid fear-inspiring piazza

sometimes i can't tell if i'm blinking or not. also my mom made me take piano lessons (BPM)

(the joy luck club)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580577)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: Exciting Associate

this entire forum is the joy luck club from what i understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582693)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: twisted internet-worthy jew address

guy pisses in girl at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584911)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

Ding, fag! [The City and the Pillar]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580579)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

Loud, obnoxious bird won't leave me the fuck alone. Guess race?

[The Raven]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580589)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: Excitant Gaped Dopamine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580593)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Orchid fear-inspiring piazza

6'2"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580603)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: Vibrant indian lodge

*DECIMATES MUSCLE MASS* [Knut Hamsun - Hunger]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580591)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Orchid fear-inspiring piazza

many points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580608)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: red rehab karate

Texted the bartender from the other night, again. (ruskie) [Pride & Prejudice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580598)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: carnelian orchestra pit

ITT: Posters who remember the PR days.

[100 Years of Solitude]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580607)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:49 PM
Author: red rehab karate

C+C, eating a Snickers bar and lacing up my sneakers [Maniac McGee]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580609)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:49 PM
Author: Vibrant indian lodge

PSA: $80,000 in Houston suburbs = $160,000 in NYC [Babbit]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580613)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: comical poppy gaping lodge

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582482)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 11:17 AM
Author: coiffed self-centered water buffalo

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587669)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:52 PM
Author: iridescent azn parlor

Hey puppy n00bs, this is what an ALPHA dog looks like [White Fang]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580640)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: motley light trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14018205)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

u suck my cock, boy

[The Picture of Dorian Gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580653)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: Burgundy locus round eye

Foggy Bottom here coked up billing at midnight taking questions about my 180 life

[a day in the life of ivan denisovich]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580654)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

Help me with this litigation hypo [Bleak House]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580655)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

n*****threading behind enemy lines, taking ?s

[Heart of Darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580660)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice [Faust]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580674)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: Racy chapel

My whore girlfriend cheated on me. I hate women now (LAPhil)---> The Sun Also Rises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580675)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone bearded french chef university

ITT: Rate the poster above you (American Psycho)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580703)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: domesticated meetinghouse

lo fucking l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584873)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

u mad

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580704)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: Primrose Ticket Booth

lololol. Fucking underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582728)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Orchid fear-inspiring piazza

Taking questions about my awesome, awesome life (RSF)

[the tailor of panama]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580716)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: Walnut Concupiscible Field

Alpha dood settles for cheerful objective 6

[Pride and Prejudice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580724)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580924)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:02 PM
Author: Aquamarine Diverse Center Filthpig

this was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581339)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: Mauve bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582254)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed sinister stage ape

excellent and accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584941)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

Ding! Le fag

[The Hunchback of Notre Dame]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580727)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: indigo faggotry

I paid Rowan a visit and then I started to get money in the mail [Great Expectations]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580728)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

LMAO at Rowan decaying in her wedding dress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580936)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Walnut Concupiscible Field

A hairy short still can't get women even after saving the world

[The Lord of the Rings]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580749)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Racy chapel

I kidnap a little blonde girl with blue eyes and take her home. I take my Benchmade 710 knife and slowly make 36 cuts throughout her body. Then I proceed to fuck each and every little slit I've made, making sure to drop a little jizz in each hole. I then suck the miniature love mounds on her titless chest, ending by chewing off each nipple and eating them raw. Then I grab her by the hair and swing her around in a circle over my head until she flies through the air until her hair detaches from her head. I stomp her repeatedly, making sure to lick each tear that dribbles down her pink little face. I then have her suck me off and jizz in her left eye. After which, I gouge out that eye with my knife, slice it in half, feed her one half and eat the other, forcing her to watch as I consume it. Then I skullfuck her eye socket. Afterwards, I let forth a stream of halo-yellow urine onto her right eye while I consume a liter of water. I do this until her blue eye turns an emerald green. Afterwards, I tear off her little panties and enter the little cunt making sure I use the large end of a baseball bat to properly loosen everything up since it will be so very tight. As I'm fucking her, i will make an incision into her stomach and dig through so that I can see my own penis while i'm fucking her. Then I will make her bite the pillow as I sodomize her with a live rattlesnake. When I'm done, I'll have her face the wall and smash her face in with my size 15 boot. I will then rape and sodomize her dead corpse before I cut her up and throw pieces of her to the lions at the zoo. I like the zoo. (Sonic Youth)-------------------------------> Native Son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580751)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: Anal trip rigor

ty

*BLOTS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL OUT*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581557)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: appetizing olive affirmative action menage

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588350)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling halford kitchen

severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588843)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: iridescent azn parlor

I put on my robe and wizard hat [Harry Potter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580784)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: amber impressive double fault

LOL @ this flame [New testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581069)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:15 PM
Author: Mauve bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582403)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:31 AM
Author: shaky resort milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586694)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: sickened police squad

Going solo after graduation, taking Qs [Mutiny on the Bounty]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581169)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: sickened police squad

Lathamed, taking Qs [Men Against the Sea]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581181)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: sickened police squad

Solo exit options? [Pitcairn's Island]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581184)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

Blind fucker just delivered second subpoena. Pushed him into creek [Treasure Island]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581251)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: Bateful church ceo

The NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER of the Narcissus [The Nigger of the Narcissus]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581309)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:59 PM
Author: Greedy Galvanic House Knife

wgwag [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581312)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:17 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

Hot married bitch totally into me IRL [Lady Chatterly's Lover]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

Tl, dr, killself [The Pale King]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581477)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: Orchid fear-inspiring piazza

i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581520)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

Is Mecca the new YLS? [Koran]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581494)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

Fuck AA. Niggers took my plantation. [Absalom, Absalom!]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581504)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant lime kitty cat

It was the best of flames; it was the worst of flames. It was a time of nigger threads; it was a time of racial harmony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581512)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

So I went out to get a corn cob... [Sanctuary]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581514)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

Your mother is a fish HTH [As I Lay Dying]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581517)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: rusted slap-happy theatre

tfyt.

BAM! You inherit $$$$. Get them teeth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587922)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:44 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

LOL, nice! tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589708)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

Best V5 for recently outted niggers? [Light in August]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581529)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Walnut Concupiscible Field

no homo [The Ballad of Reading Gaol]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581562)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Anal trip rigor

TBF here, unsure [midnight's children]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581565)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

15% tip for waiters ITE?[Wuthering Heights]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581578)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: Anal trip rigor

man why can't i just pwn cunnus all day and eat the occasional asshole [tropic of cancer]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581582)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater. [Remembrance of Things Past]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581594)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 7:55 AM
Author: dark office pozpig

Damn dood, you've got some great ones on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805085)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

There are no women on xoxo [Orlando]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581603)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: Orchid fear-inspiring piazza

decided not to do a copycat today at hastings

[deadeye dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: Aromatic slimy state yarmulke

cuckolded my BF with a minister and got preggers. what do you think will happen if ppl find out. (BPM) --> The Scarlet Letter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581644)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:53 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

LOL@poors starting new country [Animal Farm]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581661)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:11 PM
Author: iridescent azn parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581806)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:50 PM
Author: dark office pozpig

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583362)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: Aromatic slimy state yarmulke

not really sure re: things. (guy.) --> Catcher in the Rye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581793)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:12 PM
Author: iridescent azn parlor

Holy Fuck, Rach is Logging IPs!!! (1984)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581813)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:50 PM
Author: sepia mood

i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795726)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Unhinged National Really Tough Guy

BAM! Hot mother! (Oedipus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582145)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Godawful sandwich public bath

i'm an alpha d00d, a generally nice master man, who will give the bothereds of this world models and bottles. my beta son will put you in BIGDEBT that you must pay. i BAM! you not. [bible]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582148)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:51 PM
Author: dark office pozpig

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583368)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

I have to say, there are too many 180's ITT to award them individually. mad respect, xo, where would I be without you all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582150)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: out-of-control parlour preventive strike

Seriously, this turned out to be an epic thread. I am jealous at how creative everyone is. Well done xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582282)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: pearly spectacular degenerate

:D and TBF taking ?'s on rape (Of Mice and Men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582232)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Silver Angry Whorehouse Chad

tons of great ones ITT but this one really made me LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837249)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: Mauve bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap

*GASSES THREAD*

[Schindler's List]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582267)



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Date: February 5th, 2010 12:28 AM
Author: Thriller doobsian step-uncle's house electric furnace

i LOLed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14019959)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: Cerebral swollen roast beef coldplay fan

1. Murder rich old hag.

2. ???

3. PROFIT!

(Crime and Punishment)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582308)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: Titillating Crystalline Shrine Fat Ankles

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582382)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: Vibrant indian lodge

like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584603)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: sepia mood

well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584859)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: passionate garnet casino incel

pure-of-heart man leaves his non-heroic wife in northern minnesota and combats the corrupting influences of a rogue's gallery of message board posters as he makes his way to the celestial city of new york (Pilgrim's Progress)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582351)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: Orchid fear-inspiring piazza

taking questions on my lifestyle of tutoring in l.a.

(down and out in paris and london)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582381)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed avocado range mediation

*Is alpha dude with 6-figure job who downs soma and pwns cunnus. Makes fun of short beta losers who can't get women and whine incessantly. (Brave New World)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582399)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: Orchid fear-inspiring piazza

titc alpha-beta joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582446)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:16 PM
Author: Burgundy locus round eye

deferred associates congregate ITT

[the boxcar children]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582415)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: coiffed self-centered water buffalo

vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587693)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 11:59 AM
Author: Adventurous Space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012108)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: mustard sick stag film quadroon

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781989)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:19 PM
Author: pea-brained frozen sweet tailpipe

ROFL! LATHAMED!!!!!!!!! [all quiet on the western front]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582459)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: amber impressive double fault

quit BIGLAW to travel the world, taking insults and congraulations [the call of the wild]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582490)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: amber impressive double fault

need advice, am LUSTING after an eagle-nosed jew [of human bondage]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582499)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: charismatic church building

Is murdering a fat justified or merely excused? (Lord of the Flies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582524)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:31 PM
Author: comical poppy gaping lodge

I found true love! He's homeless but plays the harmonica! [Blue Smoke] (Their Eyes were Watching God)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582574)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Orchid fear-inspiring piazza

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582586)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:52 PM
Author: Aromatic slimy state yarmulke

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583379)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: coiffed self-centered water buffalo

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587697)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:20 PM
Author: Topaz main people

shit...hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012237)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Disgusting blood rage tanning salon

I may sound like a man but honestly I am a female. (Atlas Shrugged)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582587)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: pearly spectacular degenerate

tl;dr (War and Peace)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582592)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: sepia mood

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584867)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:09 PM
Author: Tripping Elastic Band Lettuce

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599877)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: Exciting Associate

WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG

[The King and I]

Men suck (1xx pounds of fat chick) [The Vagina Monologues]

BAM! You tell successful joke and then come to XO to talk about it [A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582628)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: comical poppy gaping lodge

Poors, lol [The Jungle]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: Primrose Ticket Booth

HTH (Faust)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582739)



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Date: July 10th, 2011 3:30 AM
Author: arousing sticky trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18466187)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: comical poppy gaping lodge

Jews, best at ks? [Merchant of Venice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582764)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Honey-headed sinister stage ape

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585013)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: comical poppy gaping lodge

ty ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585057)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:49 PM
Author: Primrose Ticket Booth

REVERSE BIG WILLIE STYLE???? (Oedipus the King)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582774)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Primrose Ticket Booth

stfu pensive (The Catcher in the Rye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582793)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: dark office pozpig

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583392)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: Histrionic Coffee Pot Library

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589683)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: Primrose Ticket Booth

ITT female XOers DESCRIBE their raep fantasies. (The Story of O)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582815)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:13 PM
Author: Walnut Concupiscible Field

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583017)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: Disgusting blood rage tanning salon

Sweet plans (Of Mice and Men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582871)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: Obsidian Becky

Not in Arkansas anymore [Bluesmoke] - Wizard of Oz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582985)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:09 AM
Author: Supple brass spot voyeur

Took a ride with a NIGGER today [Huck Finn]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584424)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: Vibrant indian lodge

Felt unsure about callback - send thank you note? [Catch-22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584594)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: domesticated meetinghouse

OCI 2009

[And Then There Were None]

(a.k.a.: Ten Little Niggers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584910)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: sapphire disrespectful windowlicker site

OCI ITE (Lord of the Flies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13613470)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:46 AM
Author: Nubile dragon wagecucks

RATING POASTERS as 19th century Duchesses [Vanity Fair]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584918)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: domesticated meetinghouse

My job hunt [The Neverending Story]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584922)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: domesticated meetinghouse

My Girlfriend's Vagina [The Dark Crystal]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584924)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling nursing home

lol! stupid bitch kills self because her bf was passed out [romeo & juliet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584925)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:58 AM
Author: comical poppy gaping lodge

Rach, why can't we be together (*bel*) [The Kite Runner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584998)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: comical poppy gaping lodge

Is there something wrong with my face? (BPM) [Flatland]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585009)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 7:46 AM
Author: Orchid fear-inspiring piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586808)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:40 PM
Author: marvelous aggressive theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588296)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: Tripping Elastic Band Lettuce

BURN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599883)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: swashbuckling nursing home

law firm to gay attorney: ding, fag! [philadelphia]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585010)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 7:32 AM
Author: dark office pozpig

some people are interpreting the term "literary classic" pretty broadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586797)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:02 AM
Author: comical poppy gaping lodge

Tell me about this whokebe fellow? [The Prophet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585031)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:03 AM
Author: sepia mood

My 2 ALPHA dogs just died. Feeling sad :( (Where the Red Fern Grows)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585036)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:17 AM
Author: Spruce Hospital Rigpig

Helen is a 6, 6.5 tops [The Iliad]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585605)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:20 AM
Author: ruby razzmatazz pisswyrm market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585639)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:19 AM
Author: shaky resort milk

Me liked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586668)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:14 AM
Author: Walnut Concupiscible Field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610173)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:26 AM
Author: vigorous maniacal location immigrant

couldnt sit down on public transportation cause of some dood, guess race [ huck finn ]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585697)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:42 AM
Author: wonderful volcanic crater

One shit-storm after another, clients and partners both trying to kill me; I-bankers are lining up to bang my wife. (The Odyssey)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586370)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:54 AM
Author: Mildly autistic contagious travel guidebook hall

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587500)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

*claps*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599856)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: shaky resort milk

pensive taking ?s [Fahrenheit 451]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586659)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:34 PM
Author: heady wine hairy legs

I liked this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588249)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:33 AM
Author: vigorous maniacal location immigrant

How much should I tip? [Wealth of Nations]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586699)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:33 AM
Author: Boyish pink scourge upon the earth hell

The Secret Diary of Whokebe [Mein Kampf]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586702)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 6:58 AM
Author: amber impressive double fault

*Goes to the off-topic board* [heart of darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586776)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:55 AM
Author: Mildly autistic contagious travel guidebook hall

*Goes to the "Garbage" Board* [lord jim]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587507)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

*Dies there* [Nostromo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589657)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:23 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bearded french chef university

*Is an Asian*

*Furiously writes violent fantasies*

(The Art of War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587712)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:24 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bearded french chef university

Can a law degree help me get into FBI?

(Sherlock Holmes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587718)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:25 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bearded french chef university

ITT: I explain what is wrong with capitalism

(Communist Manifesto)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587722)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: coiffed self-centered water buffalo

vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587738)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589783)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: coiffed self-centered water buffalo

You know nothing, Harvard [Estrada] (Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587735)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bearded french chef university

wgwag

(wild gorillas with asian guy)

(The Jungle Book)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587747)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:30 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bearded french chef university

man beheads wife. guess religion?

(arabian nights)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587748)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: coiffed self-centered water buffalo

I unwittingly sacrificed my child for a chance at a man and a future [Many XOXO women] (A Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587770)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:36 AM
Author: coiffed self-centered water buffalo

The seed is strong (a story of cuckoldery) (A Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587783)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:37 AM
Author: coiffed self-centered water buffalo

A woo woo (A Christmas Carol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587795)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: marvelous aggressive theater stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588316)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:44 AM
Author: cowardly razzle abode keepsake machete

Actual female here, thinking about cuckolding striver husband with alpha, taking q's [The Awakening]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587855)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: magenta cuckold

Accidentally hit a nig with my car, should I grow a beard? (Bonfire of the Vanities)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588024)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:32 AM
Author: marvelous aggressive theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628311)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:27 PM
Author: grizzly mother

this is worth saving; brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588175)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

Glad people are enjoying the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592540)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: grizzly mother

whokebe retired today; or maybe yesterday. [the stranger]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588224)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:33 PM
Author: Vibrant indian lodge

Thread by female poster [The Crying Game]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588241)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: amber impressive double fault

you must find a job, i can't find a job, i'll find a job (estrada) [the unnameable]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588323)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:43 PM
Author: marvelous aggressive theater stage

wmtp taking questions (the analects)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588326)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: amber impressive double fault

Ah, simple jewish man living in los angeles! Ah, humanity! [bartleby the scrivener]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588334)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: coiffed self-centered water buffalo

My wife found out about my GF and they both left me and I fell down and broke my face, now I'm in AA though (Confessions of St. Augustine)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588486)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: Gold Cruise Ship

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837014)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: Jade senate persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588698)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser Misunderstood Roommate

To be fair,

"SUMMON: C+C (bothered)"

[The Old Man and the Sea]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588711)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: Jade senate persian

Aspie male, 26, living in parents' basement - Kill Self? [The Virgin Suicides]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588724)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

How much does childhood work experience matter for clerkship? [David Copperfield]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589690)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:46 PM
Author: Histrionic Coffee Pot Library

"Rasquatch, Pensive, Rowan and :D having family issues. Blue Smoke cooks them dinner" - Sound and the Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589722)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

Hi pensive! [The Importance of Being Earnest]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589736)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Histrionic Coffee Pot Library

"Just got violently lathamed, chances at Cali shiTTTlaw ITE? (ShockDoctrine, Estrada, Earl, Carbozo, depressedsad,V-17 troll, Dr. Science, rape101, etc.)" - The Grapes of Wrath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589747)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589791)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:47 PM
Author: Vibrant indian lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592493)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:48 PM
Author: Vibrant indian lodge

Or even better "Thinking of taking this Cali shitlaw position [link to dubious craigslist ad]"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592501)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: iridescent azn parlor

This is fucking awesome. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13600100)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Silver Angry Whorehouse Chad

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837282)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Queen Of The Night Jewess

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&mc=68&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589921)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:30 PM
Author: coiffed self-centered water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591436)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: Racy chapel

Just had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (imightbeiant)----> Madame Bovary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591503)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:45 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592479)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:54 PM
Author: shaky resort milk

How will adcoms view a B in Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune? [Hamlet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592532)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: grizzly mother

fucking brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13631092)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 11:36 AM
Author: dark office pozpig

NICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805856)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Floppy Theater

Any part of the South not TTT full of retards, whores and aspie virgins?- the sound and the fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599969)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: Laughsome locale party of the first part

Neighbor poaching my internet, how can I cut him off? (Peloponesian War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599994)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: scarlet irradiated plaza mexican

Flunking out of boarding school, taking ?'s (box)

[Catcher in the Rye]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607032)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:11 AM
Author: Spruce Hospital Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610139)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: chest-beating awkward principal's office death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628831)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 7:51 AM
Author: Dashing heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13630124)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: Aromatic slimy state yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795688)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: Electric crotch pocket flask

*I had a great future at one point. Then I tried to improve life standing with law school.* (Candide)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607131)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Unhinged National Really Tough Guy

BAM! Hot Daughter! (lolita)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607144)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 12:56 AM
Author: Odious pit ratface

YALE UG now top 1% at Cooley. LOL @ poors?

(A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610015)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:33 AM
Author: lascivious judgmental gas station

BAM! my hot twin sister is a waitress at an indian restaurant. how to bang? (without tipping)

[god of small things]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628994)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 2:16 AM
Author: self-absorbed sex offender

Here's my biography, Jigsaw - TMF [The Bible]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13629344)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 7:01 AM
Author: Insecure gunner

Im gonna pwn at WUSTL and get a great job.

[The Road]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13630066)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:08 PM
Author: Adventurous Space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012155)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored faggot firefighter laser beams

classic bumpage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002288)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: Flesh provocative school cafeteria cuck

you have an odd access to things that should be hard to find (Siddhartha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002522)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: umber international law enforcement agency station

Living off the land in Alaska is easy (rudolph) [into the wild]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002685)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 11:01 AM
Author: dun hominid

Sadly overlooked. This is one of my favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929307)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: Adventurous Space

I will get laid by so many hot Eastern Bloc women when I'm a doctor (BooR) (The Unbearable Lightness of Being)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012114)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: Massive internal respiration

So getting laid tonight, hot women just invited me over for some caroling [Little Women]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14014017)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: Dashing heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795661)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: Bossy duck-like temple clown

Relieved--Latham just had firm-wide meeting; promised no layoffs [Darkness at Noon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795990)



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Date: November 11th, 2010 5:16 PM
Author: seedy flickering depressive foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16526898)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: navy school kitty

BOYFRIEND KILLEDSELF -- WILL BE ALONE FOREVER, HALP! [romeo & juliet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14796044)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Primrose Ticket Booth

Do I fuck Asian girls? lol i guess so. i guess so. (Snow Falling on Cedars)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14796105)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:37 AM
Author: Bonkers brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928832)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:55 AM
Author: splenetic jet antidepressant drug box office

Who else is coming to the LA meetup? [No Exit]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928846)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:59 AM
Author: Bonkers brunch

sonic shows up to pwn them all [Elephant]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928852)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:09 AM
Author:  Crimson Ladyboy Forum

Obama critics are racist. [1984]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928859)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: talented apoplectic puppy corner

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928900)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:04 AM
Author: fighting set

d00d goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens.

(Ulysses)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929071)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: Citrine crawly area dingle berry

you're doing it wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929079)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: Fuchsia sanctuary

My mom is an objective 9, a good f*ck. Taking Qs. [Oedipus]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929078)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: Fuchsia sanctuary

Considering switching to BIGWHALE. Credited? [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929080)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:45 PM
Author:  low-t business firm mad cow disease

Buries self in basement for weeks at a time playing WoW. (On Walden Pond)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931271)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: Magical yellow personal credit line

Dad making us move to some 3rd world desert shithole full of poors (Dune)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931297)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:53 PM
Author: Amethyst Point

Leinart: Caligula still the more alpha emperor (I, Claudius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931321)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: Amethyst Point

Rancid Festering TTT in decline [Fall of the House of Usher]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931334)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:02 PM
Author: carnelian orchestra pit

Breaking Point: Threw a turd at a niggress [Pincipia Mathematica]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931393)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:05 PM
Author: carnelian orchestra pit

Did jew bitches in the holocaust suck dick for protein? [Night]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931415)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:09 PM
Author: Amethyst Point

Jesus died. He really died :( (Where's your messiah now?!?) --New Testament

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931471)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:18 PM
Author: sepia mood

just ran from the carabinieri, should i grow a beard? (A Farewell to Arms)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931565)



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Date: November 11th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: copper costumed masturbator fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16526673)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:12 PM
Author: mustard sick stag film quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781943)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:17 PM
Author: jet-lagged confused telephone

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781980)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged confused telephone

lisa rowe taking your proposals itt (the taming of the shrew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781994)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged confused telephone

askav taking qs on wine, love, life (the rubaiyat of omar khayyam)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782012)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author:  Chrome



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782326)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: jet-lagged confused telephone

twist and i made sex tapes (the marriage of heaven and hell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782041)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged confused telephone

i judge men's dateability by the furniture they have (pride and prejudice)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782080)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:45 PM
Author: bearded claret

Okay, who are the smartest poasters here? [The Republic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782153)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: jet-lagged confused telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16836941)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:06 PM
Author: Gold Cruise Ship

That's it - I'm switching to a pumo [The Invisible Man]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837053)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:00 AM
Author: Vibrant indian lodge

like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315333)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:11 PM
Author: Gold Cruise Ship

Had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend! [The Scarlet Letter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837093)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:12 PM
Author: Gold Cruise Ship

You are all apes [The Origin of Species]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837101)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: Gold Cruise Ship

Got back into biglaw!!! [TMF] [Faust]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837104)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: Gold Cruise Ship

I'll be able to get biglaw from Michigan, right? [Candide]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837108)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:14 PM
Author: Gold Cruise Ship

Answering q's on any topic [Summa Theologica]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837114)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author:  hateful psychic

Taking Q's (rape101) [A Clockwork Orange]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837254)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: Silver Angry Whorehouse Chad

lonley shrew at 33, finally met a great guy on OKcupid; how many messages until I ask him out? [revolutionary road]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837327)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:16 AM
Author: Black

USAJobs.gov is FLAME bros (Hobbes' Leviathan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315362)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:20 AM
Author: Black

Libtards, why u no mad they killed you?

(Cry the Beloved Country)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315366)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 9:01 AM
Author: splenetic jet antidepressant drug box office

AZN dood defies godly command of NOWAG, shitstorm ensues [Paradise Lost]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315469)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 1:29 AM
Author: 

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457262)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: Black

Not flame, prole gf pregnant, life ruined (Jude the Obscure)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457298)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 2:33 AM
Author: ivory sneaky criminal

A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (Blue Smoke)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457664)