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"The ME's report listed asphyxiation as the cause of death"

Benson: "What have you got for us?" Warner: &qu...
Cracking police squad
  01/25/10
176
Bearded histrionic ape
  01/25/10
i don't post much original stuff on here, so i'm very happy ...
Cracking police squad
  01/25/10
it's excellent. please continue.
harsh 180 field
  01/25/10
installment #2 below
Cracking police squad
  01/25/10
no, ty, good sir also, i'm a NOTABLE POSTER when i'm not ...
Bearded histrionic ape
  01/25/10
awesome
Thirsty trump supporter
  01/25/10
ty very good
Domesticated Lime Native Fortuitous Meteor
  01/25/10
That was good.
very tactful potus theatre
  01/28/10
good job man Did you actually write this from your fa...
cerebral violent internal respiration
  07/23/10
ty. i wrote this from scratch; i've seen a ton of SVU.
Cracking police squad
  07/23/10
...
Azure parlor water buffalo
  02/08/11
dood u should write csi screenplays
Talented Chest-beating Point Cumskin
  01/25/10
*puts on sunglasses*
Cracking police squad
  01/25/10
enhance enhance enhance
Lavender hospital
  01/26/10
Kragen: "Where we at with this Brown killing?" ...
Cracking police squad
  01/25/10
Brilliantly creative. I like the use of MDP even though he's...
bipolar wrinkle
  01/25/10
I am eagerly awaiting the scene with the parents
aphrodisiac abusive old irish cottage faggotry
  01/25/10
MDP isn't involved, yet.
Cracking police squad
  01/25/10
yeah
bipolar wrinkle
  01/25/10
lol MDH you mean BRILLIANT
spruce regret hall
  01/26/10
lovely
provocative mustard voyeur
  01/26/10
180 on the first finn line
Transparent laughsome heaven lettuce
  01/26/10
1 fucking 80. *eagerly awaits pt 3*
Charcoal diverse jap center
  01/25/10
tyty
Cracking police squad
  01/25/10
*sigh* i rate this a 4.0
Chartreuse submissive stain jewess
  01/25/10
ty and ty for your poor judgment, without which none of this...
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
"We're sorry about your daughter, Mr. and Mrs. Box. May...
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
...
Chartreuse submissive stain jewess
  01/26/10
am i anywhere close on your parents? i don't remember much a...
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
i mean, minus the things you made up, sure. the personaliti...
Chartreuse submissive stain jewess
  01/26/10
cool. i wanted to describe their house, but i couldn't remem...
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
...
aphrodisiac abusive old irish cottage faggotry
  01/26/10
lmao@ "Mr. and Mrs. Box"
spruce regret hall
  01/26/10
180
bistre misunderstood area
  01/26/10
180
dark soul-stirring personal credit line
  01/26/10
Rock on.
saffron marvelous garrison filthpig
  01/26/10
*walking down the hall* Stabler: "What kind of paren...
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
ROFL ROFL ROFL You're awesome dood.
jet-lagged thriller corner sandwich
  01/26/10
tytytytytytytytyty
Transparent laughsome heaven lettuce
  01/26/10
loooool
Chartreuse submissive stain jewess
  01/26/10
it's a long fall down, FRIEND
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
180180180
Charcoal diverse jap center
  01/26/10
LOL
bistre misunderstood area
  01/26/10
180
very tactful potus theatre
  01/28/10
man i love me some svu casey novak: marriage material and...
Transparent laughsome heaven lettuce
  01/26/10
i wasn't planning on having her make an appearance, but mayb...
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
she pwns the SHIT out of cabot man, and u know it
Transparent laughsome heaven lettuce
  01/26/10
agreed, Casey was hot
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
cabot RLY hot
Milky slimy friendly grandma property
  01/26/10
180 also holyshitboxobsessedd00der.
Know-it-all crystalline pistol
  01/26/10
eh, she's just a vehicle for the story
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
*Benson and Stabler enter the Gold's Gym, look around. Stabl...
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
call my lawyer, radek!!
jet-lagged thriller corner sandwich
  01/26/10
good suggestion with the exclamation points
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
lol you're good.
bistre misunderstood area
  01/26/10
ty. i've seen a lot of SVU
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
"she was smiling with a jizzed-covered face, counting t...
spruce regret hall
  01/26/10
lol this is great "Yo, call my lawyer, radek!!"...
Plum learning disabled shitlib stag film
  01/27/10
*Benson and Stabler sit in the stark interrogation room. On ...
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
radek brought tears to my eyes from laughing. ty ty ty
jet-lagged thriller corner sandwich
  01/26/10
same
spruce regret hall
  01/26/10
omg when i read the first line i was dying i cant stop laugh...
Plum learning disabled shitlib stag film
  01/27/10
lmaoooo tysmft
Chartreuse submissive stain jewess
  01/26/10
do you know who killed you?
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
i do not. are the clues all there?
Chartreuse submissive stain jewess
  01/26/10
nope, i was just curious if you had any guesses
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
180. this whole thread is really really good work and is cem...
cyan legend trailer park
  01/27/10
this is completely epic, ty^1000000
smoky pozpig base
  01/26/10
man, this is probably one of the top 10 threads I read (alth...
olive dashing stage
  01/26/10
radek's "no u" was hilarious
Appetizing self-centered macaca theater
  01/26/10
180^180 instant masterpiece
Maniacal stock car psychic
  01/26/10
*shoots a load of not less than four feet MDP-style* unhhhhh...
irradiated sable chapel hominid
  01/26/10
bitchass
copper impertinent stage ceo
  01/26/10
180. please, please, please don't stop
Fragrant half-breed
  01/26/10
Truly a 180. Simply brilliant. Aside from the swearing and p...
contagious nowag
  01/26/10
i think i've seen every SVU episode ever
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
favorite seasons? i'd have to say 5-6
Transparent laughsome heaven lettuce
  01/26/10
Stabler: "I can't believe these things exist. Bukkuke r...
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
Oh shit. Awesome.
Awkward lay famous landscape painting
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"Suspect: "The board began as a forum for law stud...
Transparent laughsome heaven lettuce
  01/26/10
"Now, it's mostly a community for, you know, women past...
Appetizing self-centered macaca theater
  01/26/10
:(
Fishy locus
  01/26/10
probably the best thing i've ever read here.
Pea-brained free-loading pit dopamine
  01/26/10
How do we cause this to be filmed without being outed?
Appetizing self-centered macaca theater
  01/26/10
180
chrome death wish
  01/26/10
this is so fucking good
Chartreuse submissive stain jewess
  01/26/10
Shut up, whore.
Appetizing self-centered macaca theater
  01/26/10
ty
irradiated sable chapel hominid
  01/26/10
this is the best thing on this site in 2010
odious scarlet forum
  01/26/10
that's kinda a low bar
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
sorry - i was reserving judgment until finishing all episode...
odious scarlet forum
  01/27/10
Welcome to the ranks of elite poasters, FRIEND.
Snowy exciting church building doctorate
  01/26/10
179
Hilarious son of senegal business firm
  01/26/10
*Benson, Stabler, Munch and Kragen stand behind the glass. I...
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
omfg, give me a cameo, please. this is such an amazing thre...
Snowy exciting church building doctorate
  01/26/10
Gets better and better.
Appetizing self-centered macaca theater
  01/26/10
Can I be someone's revoltingly liberal public defender or AC...
carmine queen of the night
  01/26/10
as much as i'd like to keep going, the story is near its end...
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
Goddamn. Before their lawyers even get to the station? That'...
carmine queen of the night
  01/26/10
just give us a closing statement with a "to be fair&quo...
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...
Milky slimy friendly grandma property
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...
Cracking police squad
  01/27/10
ty
crimson shrine ladyboy
  01/26/10
man it'd be great if he could put solzy on it. wmtp already ...
irradiated sable chapel hominid
  01/26/10
i debated capitalizing it, didn't think anyone noticed
Cracking police squad
  01/26/10
i knew the wtp would have my back with an alibi.
Hilarious son of senegal business firm
  01/26/10
...
Cracking police squad
  01/28/10
writing is almost solzian here
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  01/26/10
this is the best writing xoxo has ever produced.
Thirsty trump supporter
  01/26/10
naa not even close, but ty
Cracking police squad
  01/27/10
*Stabler enters the interrogation room. rachmiel looks up, a...
Cracking police squad
  01/27/10
well this one didn't go anywhere...maybe i'll have better lu...
Cracking police squad
  01/27/10
i don't even know 90% of the background to this and i find i...
Pea-brained free-loading pit dopamine
  01/27/10
to be completely honest, writing a cheap paperback thriller ...
Cracking police squad
  01/27/10
180 man, just 180, gonna bookmark this shit so i dont miss a...
Plum learning disabled shitlib stag film
  01/27/10
probably only 1 or 2 left, but i might try to take it to tri...
Cracking police squad
  01/27/10
god DAMN
Chartreuse submissive stain jewess
  01/27/10
180
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  01/27/10
epic
Maize skinny woman
  01/27/10
I hope he ends this with a flourish. It'd suck if it ended a...
Appetizing self-centered macaca theater
  01/27/10
...
Plum learning disabled shitlib stag film
  01/27/10
someone please use the internet movie creator to bring this ...
canary bearded party of the first part
  01/27/10
180 idea
Cracking police squad
  01/27/10
180
odious scarlet forum
  01/27/10
180
odious scarlet forum
  01/27/10
*Kragen and Cabot stand behind the glass.* Cabot: "D...
Cracking police squad
  01/27/10
"bel: "A friend's doing an installation piece usin...
spruce regret hall
  01/27/10
your alma mater :)
Cracking police squad
  01/27/10
yea i remember that chick wasnt actually protesting abort...
spruce regret hall
  01/27/10
yeah i just made something up
Cracking police squad
  01/27/10
Hilarious.
Appetizing self-centered macaca theater
  01/27/10
ok i'm tempted to act out this skit now. who wants to be ben...
umber arousing idea he suggested
  01/27/10
lol
Cracking police squad
  01/27/10
...
Milky slimy friendly grandma property
  01/27/10
this is so fucking epic i'm rocking myself back and forth re...
irradiated sable chapel hominid
  01/27/10
*Stabler and Benson walk into a room at a seedy motel. Finn ...
Cracking police squad
  01/27/10
Munch: "There seems to be some kind of code though. Man...
Chartreuse submissive stain jewess
  01/27/10
i think the next post will be the last one edit: it was g...
Cracking police squad
  01/27/10
*Finn is standing outside of an apartment. Knocks on the doo...
Cracking police squad
  01/28/10
lol i feel like this witness is a composite of many poasters
Snowy exciting church building doctorate
  01/28/10
seems largely based upon xboxdood
Azure parlor water buffalo
  01/28/10
ti,oc,tcr
Cracking police squad
  01/29/10
*Benson and Stabler are sitting in a well appointed living r...
Cracking police squad
  01/28/10
Hahahahahahahaha
slippery coral laser beams market
  01/28/10
one more...
Cracking police squad
  01/28/10
i feel like the ending is not living up to the beginning.
Cracking police squad
  01/28/10
ok, sleep on it. this thread will live on forever.
slippery coral laser beams market
  01/28/10
...
Cracking police squad
  01/28/10
the last two posts kind of came out of left field, but they ...
Aromatic dun halford
  01/28/10
maybe i'm overreaching with the ending. eh, we'll see.
Cracking police squad
  01/28/10
Munch, on the telephone: "So both girls had scholarship...
Cracking police squad
  01/28/10
i was hoping this would be one of those endings where a bunc...
Transparent laughsome heaven lettuce
  01/28/10
yeah, i thought about having rach kill bel, or bel kill rach...
Cracking police squad
  01/28/10
no man im just a fan i cant sully your good work
Transparent laughsome heaven lettuce
  01/28/10
lol BEL SOZE
Snowy exciting church building doctorate
  01/28/10
:)
Cracking police squad
  01/28/10
man was i a part of the witness composite
Snowy exciting church building doctorate
  01/28/10
naa, i was trying to work you in though. when i was thinking...
Cracking police squad
  01/28/10
man i like puppies, i was a part of it
Snowy exciting church building doctorate
  01/28/10
lol ok
Cracking police squad
  01/28/10
tcr
Cowardly boltzmann tattoo
  01/28/10
finally remembered what her passcode spells out, lol
Cracking police squad
  07/12/10
help a poster out
honey-headed tanning salon
  07/12/10
P-R-O-L-E
Cracking police squad
  07/12/10
The ending was weak. =(
Appetizing self-centered macaca theater
  01/28/10
not enough of a flourish?
Cracking police squad
  01/29/10
ty
abnormal location
  01/28/10
I would have killed for Wong to refer to bukkake as an ancie...
very tactful potus theatre
  01/28/10
180 billion tysm
Chartreuse submissive stain jewess
  01/28/10
180^180 Only a reference to the ducktalians could have ma...
magenta address selfie
  01/28/10
To be fair, 180 man, just 180
Doobsian Mad Cow Disease Box Office
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ty
Cracking police squad
  01/30/10
To be fair, No, ty.
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radek
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odious scarlet forum
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Cracking police squad
  02/23/10
i hadn't seen this yet, ty.
beady-eyed foreskin menage
  03/02/10
hadn't seen this thread until now. very good.
charismatic crackhouse mediation
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Plum learning disabled shitlib stag film
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Cracking police squad
  07/12/10
the best part of the thread is reading the L&O character...
Glassy spot alpha
  07/12/10
man I forgot all about this thread, ty
copper impertinent stage ceo
  07/12/10
...
Rusted motley incel marketing idea
  07/12/10
wow, i can't believe this is the first time i've seen this. ...
honey-headed tanning salon
  07/12/10
Can't believe I've never seen this. A 180 story arc
Bronze weed whacker
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odious scarlet forum
  07/23/10
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  10/17/10


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Date: January 25th, 2010 9:44 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

Benson: "What have you got for us?"

Warner: "There were ligature marks on the victim's neck, likely caused by a belt or other kind of strap."

Stabler: "Rape?"

Warner: "There was seminal fluid on her face and chest, but her vaginal canal was clean."

Stabler: "Could it have been consensual?"

Warner: "It's possible. I found prior bruising on her neck, consistent with prior choking. I found something else interesting too. Her hymen was intact."

Benson, in disbelief: "This girl was a virgin? How did she end up like this?"

*back in the squad room*

Munch: "Victim has been I.D. as The Box, a freshman at Brown University. Her student I.D. was found among her belongings."

Stabler: "What was a freshman ivy league virgin doing in that motel?"

Munch: "Well, we pulled her phone and internet logs from the school's servers. It seems she frequented a site called Auto Admit. There are several posts there talking about her 'boyfriend', but a name isn't given. She claimed to have met him on the internet."

Benson: "One of the members of Auto Admit?"

Munch: "No, as far as we can tell that site is full of basement-dwelling virgins. No, it appears she met him on OKCupid, a free online dating site."

Finn: "We also got her transcript from last semester, talked to a few friends. Turns out she was having some trouble in her classes. Her GPA was 2.75 last semester."

Munch, deadpans: "That might explain why she thought it was a good idea to meet a guy off the internet and let him choke her and spit on her repeatedly."

*The Captain walks in*

Kragen: "Well, she did attend Brown. Ok, Munch and Finn, see if you can learn anything more from this "Auto Admit." Benson, Stabler, you interview the parents - find out what could have possibly led her to seek out this guy in the first place."

[to be continued...]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13913563)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 9:45 PM
Author: Bearded histrionic ape

176

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13913582)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

i don't post much original stuff on here, so i'm very happy with this score, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13913617)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 9:48 PM
Author: harsh 180 field

it's excellent. please continue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13913635)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 11:29 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

installment #2 below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13915090)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Bearded histrionic ape

no, ty, good sir

also, i'm a NOTABLE POSTER when i'm not being a pumo, so that 176 is quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13913655)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Thirsty trump supporter

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13913658)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 9:52 PM
Author: Domesticated Lime Native Fortuitous Meteor

ty very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13913686)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 12:45 PM
Author: very tactful potus theatre

That was good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13941068)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:03 AM
Author: cerebral violent internal respiration

good job man

Did you actually write this from your familiarity with the show, or did you take an actual script and just put the Box in there?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#15585011)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:17 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

ty. i wrote this from scratch; i've seen a ton of SVU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#15585144)



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Date: February 8th, 2011 4:26 PM
Author: Azure parlor water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#17239224)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Talented Chest-beating Point Cumskin

dood u should write csi screenplays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13913668)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

*puts on sunglasses*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13913744)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 10:02 AM
Author: Lavender hospital

enhance enhance enhance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13918548)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

Kragen: "Where we at with this Brown killing?"

Stabler: "We've got a suspect in custody. Benson's in there with him now."

*cut to interrogation room. a male, brown, oily hair, about 5'7", around 130 lbs., pasty, expensive suit, sits in the chair, looking angry.*

Suspect: "I have a deposition in an hour. What do you want?"

*Stabler enters the interrogation room*

Stabler: "Yeah, you're not going to make it."

Suspect: "I'm a fucking PARTNER at my firm. I can't just not show up for a fucking deposition."

Benson: "Says here you're in trouble with the Bar. Maybe you won't have to worry about being a 'partner' for long."

Suspect: "Fuck you bitch. You couldn't even paralegal at my firm."

Stabler: "Is that what you told The Box when you choked her?"

Suspect: "What? What are you talking about?!"

Stabler: "The girl you flew all the way up to Rhode Island to meet."

Suspect: "I'm up here for a deposition. I don't know what you're talking about."

Benson: "It's a long way from Miami. What, you couldn't find any vulnerable college freshman down there?"

Suspect: "Don't talk to me bitch."

Benson: "You don't like when a woman is in charge, do you? You like to put them in their place, isn't that right?"

Stabler: "'I'm going to go out to a crowded club tonight and cold cock a girl. Going to fuck her face up so bad she'll need reconstructive surgery. She'll never look the same, and I'll have planned my escape route ahead of time, so while everyone is confused about what happened, I'll just slip out the door.' Those are your words."

Suspect: "Yeah, but I was kidding."

Stabler: "'I've done this before.' Your words again."

Suspect: "Look, I went out, some dumb bitch from OKCupid stood me up, and I was angry. I was just venting."

Stabler: "Did you tell her you played D3 football too? Maybe she showed up and didn't like what she saw."

Suspect, face red: "Fuck you. I make your salary in a month. Women throw themselves at me."

Benson: "I doubt that."

*taps on the window*

*Benson and Stabler step out*

Finn: "Looks like the slime bag was telling the truth. He was with a hooker last night at his hotel, night watchmen confirms. She's a regular there."

Benson: "She?"

Finn: "Transvestite. Anyway, his story's solid."

Benson: "What about his violent posts on Auto Admit?"

Finn: "There's no evidence that he's ever done anything he's posted on there. We can't hold him on those alone. Besides, he's probably just another lonely perv who gets his rocks off pretending to be someone he's not. Seems to be the case with a lot of these 'xoxoers' "

*The Captain walks in*

Kragen: "Anything?"

Benson: "His alibi's confirmed. He's not our guy."

Kragen: "Well you better hope you find something fast. A jewtalian Brown freshman gets murdered at a seedy hotel? The press is going to be all over this as soon as the school is notified, and 1PP is already breathing down my neck. You track down the parents yet?"

Benson: "We're heading over there now."

[to be continued...]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13915056)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: bipolar wrinkle

Brilliantly creative. I like the use of MDP even though he's never been linked to tbtp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13915105)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac abusive old irish cottage faggotry

I am eagerly awaiting the scene with the parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13915125)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

MDP isn't involved, yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13915172)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: bipolar wrinkle

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13915174)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 9:59 AM
Author: spruce regret hall

lol MDH you mean

BRILLIANT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13918543)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:07 AM
Author: provocative mustard voyeur

lovely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916168)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:51 AM
Author: Transparent laughsome heaven lettuce

180 on the first finn line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916626)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 11:43 PM
Author: Charcoal diverse jap center

1 fucking 80. *eagerly awaits pt 3*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13915276)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 11:52 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13915371)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse submissive stain jewess

*sigh* i rate this a 4.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13915390)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

ty and ty for your poor judgment, without which none of this would be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13915472)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:04 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

"We're sorry about your daughter, Mr. and Mrs. Box. May we come in, ask a few questions?"

*Benson and Stabler enter the living room, sit down on the couch. The Box's mother is sitting in a chair, with tissues clutched to her face. The Box's father remains standing, one hand on the chair, expressionless.*

Benson: "Did you have a good relationship with your daughter?"

Mother: "Yes, we talked all the time. Until a few months ago, when she went off to college. She stopped calling, and didn't tell us much. We figured she was just finding herself though."

Benson: "Were you aware she was doing poorly in school?"

Father: "Yes, she told us. But she was just a freshman. I had a lower GPA my freshman year, and I turned out alright. We told her not to worry."

Benson: "Did you think the stress of school might be too much for her?"

Father: "No. She got a 4.0 in high school, a 2390 on the SAT. She could have gone to a much better school."

*Benson looks away, uncomfortable at the statement*

Stabler: "Were you aware your daughter was dating men she met online?"

Father: "No. I told you we shouldn't have gotten her that webcam."

Stabler: "Webcam?"

Mother: "Yes. She's been going online since she was a kid. We got her a webcam when she was 13, and she would use it to chat with people online."

Stabler: "And you didn't think this was, odd, your daughter video chatting with strangers online?"

Mother: "Not at the time. I guess now, maybe. Maybe we shouldn't have let her have her own computer. I didn't know what she was up to half the time."

Stabler: "How would she find people to chat with?"

Mother: "This website called justin.tv. I don't know how it works, really. Do you think that's how the bastard targeted her?"

Benson: "It looks like they met through an online dating site, OKCupid. But it's not uncommon for perps to stalk their victims online first, especially when the victims have such a public online profile."

Mother: *sobbing quietly* "If only I had been more involved, attentive."

*Benson comforts her. The father steps away slightly, into the entry way. Stabler follows.*

Stabler: "You look like you have something on your mind."

Father: "Well, maybe it's nothing. It would kill her mother to hear it. But The Box came to me a couple of months ago, and asked me for money. A lot of money."

Stabler: "Do you know what for?"

Father: "Yes. A nosejob."

Stabler: "Did you give her the money?"

Father: "No, I couldn't. We had already spent most of our savings on sending her to Brown, I didn't have the money to spare. And, besides, her mother wouldn't hear of it. She thought The Box should be proud of her nose. Called it, 'her heritage.'"

Stabler: "What'd she do when you told her no?"

Father: "She flipped. Stormed out, wouldn't talk to me. I figured, we'd always given her everything, she was just being spoiled. Didn't talk to her for a month. Then, out of the blue, she calls me up. 'Hi Daddy!' Like nothing had happened. I asked her about it, and she said don't worry about it, she 'figured it out.' At the time I thought that meant she had gotten over it, but now I'm not so sure..."

Stabler: "Do you think she might have found the money some other way?"

Father: "It's possible. Look, please try to keep this from my wife. It would devastate her."

*Benson walks in.*

Benson, to Stabler: "Warner just called. She said she's got something."

[to be continued...]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916135)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:10 AM
Author: Chartreuse submissive stain jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916200)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:11 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

am i anywhere close on your parents? i don't remember much about them, other than when you told them your grades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916217)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:12 AM
Author: Chartreuse submissive stain jewess

i mean, minus the things you made up, sure. the personalities don't seem far off, and the "we were really close and talked all the time" thing is dead on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916233)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:15 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

cool. i wanted to describe their house, but i couldn't remember anything about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916258)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:16 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abusive old irish cottage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916271)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 10:01 AM
Author: spruce regret hall

lmao@ "Mr. and Mrs. Box"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13918547)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:13 AM
Author: bistre misunderstood area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916241)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:17 AM
Author: dark soul-stirring personal credit line

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916276)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:22 AM
Author: saffron marvelous garrison filthpig

Rock on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916325)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:49 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

*walking down the hall*

Stabler: "What kind of parents let their kid video chat with strangers online?"

Benson: "The same kind of parents who let their kid go to Brown."

*enters the ME's examination room*

Benson: "What've you got?"

Warner: "Well, after you left, I analyzed the semen samples we took from the victim's face, to match the DNA in case you find a suspect. But something surprised me."

Benson: "What?"

Warner: "The semen was from at least five different men."

Benson: "Five?! We're looking for five potential killers?"

Warner: "Looks like it. I found something else you should know about. Whoever did this, wanted to take their time."

Benson: "Why do you say that?"

Warner: "The ligature marks show that whatever was used to strangle her, it shifted several times before she expired. Also, the damage to the trachea is greater than if the perp had strangled her immediately."

Benson: "Couldn't that have been from the prior chokings?"

Warner: "No, this was all immediately before death. But the pattern of the bruising and trauma to the trachea indicate that the perp was trying to choke her, but kept loosening the belt and then choking her again, before finishing her off."

Stabler: "He was getting off on it."

*Wong enters*

Wong: "Exactly. This type of murder, this is someone who gets off on hurting others, on being more powerful than them. Also, I think I can shed some light on the semen. Here's a printout from Craigslist advertising for 'models who like to get wet.' It's code for a bukkake ring. Like underground gambling, these bukkake 'dens' exist all over the city, usually ran by organized crime. They pay young girls to kneel and let men ejaculate on their faces."

Stabler: "You think the victim was involved in one of these 'bukkake rings'?"

Wong: "Finn has linked deposits to her bank account to one in particular, one that runs every Saturday night. It's run by a guy named MOARDONGSPLZ. The OCU guys believe he's just a front man for a powerful underboss of the Whokebian crime family named Carl Spackler."

Stabler: "Do we know anything about this Spackler?"

Wong: "He's a violent type, according to his rap sheet. Multiple assaults, resisting arrest. And he fits the psychological profile of the killer: sadistic, wants to dominate others."

Benson: "Know where we can find him?"

Wong: "His parole officer said you could find him at the Golds Gym uptown."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916601)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:50 AM
Author: jet-lagged thriller corner sandwich

ROFL ROFL ROFL

You're awesome dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916617)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:51 AM
Author: Transparent laughsome heaven lettuce

tytytytytytytytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916635)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: Chartreuse submissive stain jewess

loooool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916713)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

it's a long fall down, FRIEND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916728)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: Charcoal diverse jap center

180180180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916717)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 2:34 AM
Author: bistre misunderstood area

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13917081)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 12:49 PM
Author: very tactful potus theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13941102)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:50 AM
Author: Transparent laughsome heaven lettuce

man i love me some svu

casey novak: marriage material and HEROIC woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916613)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

i wasn't planning on having her make an appearance, but maybe i should

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916695)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: Transparent laughsome heaven lettuce

she pwns the SHIT out of cabot man, and u know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916742)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 2:01 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

agreed, Casey was hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916762)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: Milky slimy friendly grandma property

cabot RLY hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13921458)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 2:05 AM
Author: Know-it-all crystalline pistol

180

also holyshitboxobsessedd00der.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916809)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 2:21 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

eh, she's just a vehicle for the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916963)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 2:20 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

*Benson and Stabler enter the Gold's Gym, look around. Stabler's eyes go to the squat rack. Standing there is a mountain of man, huge thighs bulging, going deep. Next to the rack are two gallons of milk. Stabler nods to Olivia, points.*

Stabler: "Carl Spackler?"

*The man drops the weight on the rack.*

Spackler: "What's it to you?"

Stabler: "We'd like to ask you a few questions about last Saturday night."

Spackler: "Fuck off. I'm not talking without my lawyer."

Stabler: "There's a dead jewtalian girl who we can link to your bukkake ring. We've got your semen on her face. We can go get a warrant, search your house, and formally charge you. Could probably do it today. Is that the way you want to handle this?"

Spackler: "Fine. Come with me."

*Spackler leads Benson and Stabler into the men's locker room. A couple of guys look up, fearful, and scatter out.*

Spackler: "So what's this about?"

Benson: "You recognize her? Don't lie to us." *holds out a photo of the dead Box*

Spackler: "Yeah."

Benson: "She work for your bukkake ring?"

Spackler: "Maybe she did. So what?"

Stabler: "Were you there last Saturday?"

Spackler: "Look, man, I see where this is going. But I didn't kill her. I was there, yeah, so were a bunch of other guys."

Stabler: "We're going to need their names."

Spackler: "Like hell. You'll ruin my business."

*Spackler starts to change. When he drops his shorts, he sways his gigantic dong, facing Benson*

Benson, unaffected: "So tell us Carl, what happened on Saturday?"

Spackler: "Like every other night. Some dumb college chick kneels and gets nutted on. That one" *points to picture* "even seemed to get off on it."

Benson: "How did you meet the victim?"

Spackler: "She responded to one of the Craigslist ads. Said she needed money to fix that fuckin' honker she had. So I said, sure thing honey. Even tested her out myself. Bitch had a great attitude."

Stabler: "What's that mean?"

Spackler: "I mean she was into it. Getting choked, throat fucked, the whole 9. I even spit on her face, didn't faze her. Must've really hated that nose of hers."

Stabler: "So, tell us about Saturday night."

Spackler: "She comes in, kneels in the middle. The guys get naked. We all bust a nut. She stays kneeling, letting the stuff drip. All of the customers get dressed, as do I, and I throw her money on the floor. I left and she was smiling with a jizzed-covered face, counting the money."

Stabler: "And where did this take place?"

Spackler: "At this shitty motel, like it always does. But I swear, she was fine when we left."

Benson: "Yeah right. Turn around, you're under arrest."

Spackler, being led out in cuffs, to nearby man: "Yo, call my lawyer, radek!!"

[to be continued...]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13916956)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 2:31 AM
Author: jet-lagged thriller corner sandwich

call my lawyer, radek!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13917058)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 2:34 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

good suggestion with the exclamation points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13917084)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 2:36 AM
Author: bistre misunderstood area

lol you're good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13917099)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 2:38 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

ty. i've seen a lot of SVU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13917107)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 10:15 AM
Author: spruce regret hall

"she was smiling with a jizzed-covered face, counting the money." "

best line EVAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13918582)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 3:12 AM
Author: Plum learning disabled shitlib stag film

lol this is great

"Yo, call my lawyer, radek!!"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13927418)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 2:50 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

*Benson and Stabler sit in the stark interrogation room. On the other side of the table is the hulking Spackler, looking pissed. Next to him is his lawyer radek.*

Stabler: "We're searching your house right now for the murder weapon."

radek: "what"

Stabler: "That's right, and when we find the belt, you're going down. We're talking death penalty."

radek: "what"

Stabler: "See, when you get in front of a jury, your client looking all big and tough, and the DA tells a story about a vulnerable freshman virgin, he's getting the chair."

radek: "no u"

*Spacklers eyes open wider*

Spackler: "She was a virgin?! No shit."

radek, looks at Spackler: "bitchass"

Stabler: "No, your client needs to start talking." *looks directly at Spackler* "You think a jury's going to buy your story, that you just used her and left, and someone else showed up and just left her there? Scary guy like you, with your record?"

radek: "what"

Benson: "That is, unless you talk. Give us the names of the other guys who were there. They corroborate your story, you're free to go. Unless we find the murder weapon in your house, of course."

Spackler: "Fine. You won't find the murder weapon because I didn't DO it."

*Benson slides pad of paper across the desk. Spackler writes down the names.*

Stabler: "You better hope your buddies back you up. In the mean time, we're holding you. I suggest you spend that time thinking about the virgin's life you ruined. Whether you killed her or not, she's dead because of you."

[to be continued...tomorrow]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13917184)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 3:02 AM
Author: jet-lagged thriller corner sandwich

radek brought tears to my eyes from laughing. ty ty ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13917266)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 10:18 AM
Author: spruce regret hall

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13918594)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 3:13 AM
Author: Plum learning disabled shitlib stag film

omg when i read the first line i was dying i cant stop laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13927422)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 3:03 AM
Author: Chartreuse submissive stain jewess

lmaoooo tysmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13917271)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 3:15 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

do you know who killed you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13917377)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 3:21 AM
Author: Chartreuse submissive stain jewess

i do not. are the clues all there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13917427)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 3:23 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

nope, i was just curious if you had any guesses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13917434)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 3:58 AM
Author: cyan legend trailer park

180. this whole thread is really really good work and is cementing you as a top poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13927557)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 3:21 AM
Author: smoky pozpig base

this is completely epic, ty^1000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13917420)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 10:31 AM
Author: olive dashing stage

man, this is probably one of the top 10 threads I read (although I admit I'm quite new here). you should be on the script writing team of SVU, don't be surprised if someone actually steals this thread and makes an episode out of it (obviously making it a bit lighter for mainstream TV)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13918627)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 11:47 AM
Author: Appetizing self-centered macaca theater

radek's "no u" was hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13918990)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: Maniacal stock car psychic

180^180

instant masterpiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13920502)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 4:41 PM
Author: irradiated sable chapel hominid

*shoots a load of not less than four feet MDP-style* unhhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13921453)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 4:58 PM
Author: copper impertinent stage ceo

bitchass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13921566)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 5:02 PM
Author: Fragrant half-breed

180. please, please, please don't stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13921591)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 5:03 PM
Author: contagious nowag

Truly a 180. Simply brilliant. Aside from the swearing and penis waving, this could have come directly from an SVU script. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13921598)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 5:17 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

i think i've seen every SVU episode ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13921718)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 5:22 PM
Author: Transparent laughsome heaven lettuce

favorite seasons?

i'd have to say 5-6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13921750)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 5:08 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

Stabler: "I can't believe these things exist. Bukkuke rings? justin.tv? Auto Admit?! I knew I shouldn't have gotten Kathleen that laptop for college."

Benson: "You can't control them forever Elliot. Kathleen's a smart girl."

Stabler: "You're right, it's not like she goes to Brown."

Benson: "Here's the last one. Let's hope we get something."

*Benson knocks on the door. A slight man answers, short, frail, around 130 lbs.*

Benson: "We're detectives. My names Benson, this is my partner Stabler. May we come in, ask you a few questions?"

Suspect: "Regarding?"

Benson: "Your activities last Saturday night."

Suspect, taken aback: "Ok, we can talk, briefly."

*Benson and Stabler enter the apartment. It's messy, but not filthy. Papers cover the kitchen table, desk. All three walk into the living room. Suspect sits on the couch, as does Stabler. Benson remains standing.*

Benson: "So, where were you last Saturday night?"

Suspect: "You know where I was, or otherwise you wouldn't be here."

Benson: "Anyone there with you?"

Suspect: "Spackler, who runs it, some other guys. I didn't know them."

Benson: "You didn't know them? I thought these things were exclusive."

Suspect: "They are, but this was my first time. I met Carl through mutual business contacts..."

Stabler, cutting him off: "You mean you met him through Auto Admit."

Suspect: "Ok, yes. And he invited me to his party. I'd been feeling pretty frustrated lately with work, so I decided to go, relieve some stress."

Stabler: "Recognize her?"

Suspect: "Oh my god. Is that The Box? Is she dead?"

Stabler: "How do you know The Box?"

Suspect: "Well, she started posting on Auto Admit a few months ago. I thought it a little strange, an 18 year old girl posting on there. At first I thought it was fake. But she confirmed her identity several times."

Stabler: "Why was it strange, to see her posting on there?"

Suspect: "The board began as a forum for law students and prospective law students. But it's become something else entirely. Now, it's mostly a community for, you know, women past marrying age, Asian men, desperate people."

Stabler: "What happened to the law students?"

Suspect: "They're still there too. Turns out, the whole law school community is fucked. You know what kind of person chooses to go to law school? Someone who has nothing else in their life, no real ambition, except to make money. They have no real skills, so they go to law school. Strive towards Series 3, expensive shoes, and work 80 hours a week to get it. Miserable people."

*Suspect gets up and goes to the kitchen, gets a full gallon of milk out of the fridge. He appears to have some trouble lifting it, spilling some as he tries to pour.*

Benson: "So, what happened when you, ah, finished, Saturday night?"

Suspect: "Everyone got dressed and started to leave. It took me a little longer, because I couldn't find my belt. Never found it, actually."

Benson: "Did anyone leave after you?"

Suspect: "Um, no, I was the last one out."

Stabler: "It looks like you and The Box had a relationship before Saturday."

Suspect: "I told you, she posted on the board."

Stabler: "Yeah, but you talked to her more than that, didn't you? We've got GChat logs. You were flirting with her."

Suspect: "You can't prove that's me. That's not my screen name."

Stabler: "Not your normal one, no. But it's yours. We're getting a warrant to seize your computers" *gestures to several computers on a folding table* "as we speak. Our tech's already traced your IP."

Suspect: "Ok, so what?"

Stabler: "So, she spurned your advances. That's when you took Spackler up on his offer."

Suspect: "No."

Stabler: "And even after that, you didn't have enough. You stayed back, waited till the others left."

Suspect: "NO!"

Stabler: "And then, you strangled her."

*Unexpectedly, the front door opens. In walks a Persian girl, possibly anorexic.*

Girl: "Hi honey. What's going on?"

Benson, to Stabler: "Elliot, look." *points to girl's waist*

*There are flecks of red on her belt.*

[to be continued...]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13921647)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 5:17 PM
Author: Awkward lay famous landscape painting

Oh shit. Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13921716)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 5:26 PM
Author: Transparent laughsome heaven lettuce

"Suspect: "The board began as a forum for law students and prospective law students. But it's become something else entirely. Now, it's mostly a community for, you know, women past marrying age, Asian men, desperate people."

Stabler: "What happened to the law students?"

Suspect: "They're still there too. Turns out, the whole law school community is fucked. You know what kind of person chooses to go to law school? Someone who has nothing else in their life, no real ambition, except to make money. They have no real skills, so they go to law school. Strive towards Series 3, expensive shoes, and work 80 hours a week to get it. Miserable people.""

A++++++++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13921774)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Appetizing self-centered macaca theater

"Now, it's mostly a community for, you know, women past marrying age, Asian men, desperate people."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13922194)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 6:26 PM
Author: Fishy locus

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13922270)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 5:11 PM
Author: Pea-brained free-loading pit dopamine

probably the best thing i've ever read here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13921672)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 5:25 PM
Author: Appetizing self-centered macaca theater

How do we cause this to be filmed without being outed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13921769)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 5:39 PM
Author: chrome death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13921888)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 5:43 PM
Author: Chartreuse submissive stain jewess

this is so fucking good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13921926)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: Appetizing self-centered macaca theater

Shut up, whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13922544)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 8:43 PM
Author: irradiated sable chapel hominid

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13923667)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 6:19 PM
Author: odious scarlet forum

this is the best thing on this site in 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13922212)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 8:27 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

that's kinda a low bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13923416)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 1:14 PM
Author: odious scarlet forum

sorry - i was reserving judgment until finishing all episodes

best thread since the guy who lived in the zelda dungeon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13929212)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: Snowy exciting church building doctorate

Welcome to the ranks of elite poasters, FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13922228)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 6:25 PM
Author: Hilarious son of senegal business firm

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13922264)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 9:44 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

*Benson, Stabler, Munch and Kragen stand behind the glass. In one interrogation room sits rachmiel, looking on edge. In the other interrogation room sits bel, looking angry.*

Kragen: "So which one of them did it?"

Stabler: "Well, rachmiel certainly had motive. He paid the victim for sex, had been turned down by her before. He'd want to cover that up, keep his relationship safe. And he probably has an inferiority complex, given his size, and that fits Wong's profile."

Benson: "But the belt we recovered with the victim's blood was being worn by bel, not rachmiel."

Stabler: "They're practically the same size. Maybe they shared clothes? Or maybe he had it with him, then brought it back to the apartment?"

Kragen: "We're sure it's the murder weapon?"

Benson: "Warner matched the ligature marks to the belt. One of them is the killer."

Munch: "Maybe they were in on it together."

Kragen: "Ok, see if you can play them off each, get one of them to slip up. We're running out of time people, their lawyer's are going to be here any minute."

[to be continued...]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13924414)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 9:45 PM
Author: Snowy exciting church building doctorate

omfg, give me a cameo, please. this is such an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13924428)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: Appetizing self-centered macaca theater

Gets better and better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13924448)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: carmine queen of the night

Can I be someone's revoltingly liberal public defender or ACLU lawyer, pretty please?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13924467)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

as much as i'd like to keep going, the story is near its end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13924487)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: carmine queen of the night

Goddamn. Before their lawyers even get to the station? That's cold, dood. But excellent work so far. I trust your creative judgment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13924497)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: irradiated sable chapel hominid

just give us a closing statement with a "to be fair" and we'll be sated. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13924576)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 10:16 PM
Author: Milky slimy friendly grandma property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13924804)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 1:33 AM
Author: Cracking police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13926781)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 9:48 PM
Author: crimson shrine ladyboy

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13924460)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 9:52 PM
Author: irradiated sable chapel hominid

man it'd be great if he could put solzy on it. wmtp already got a shoutout in finn's first line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13924518)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 9:53 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

i debated capitalizing it, didn't think anyone noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13924529)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: Hilarious son of senegal business firm

i knew the wtp would have my back with an alibi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13924559)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 2:01 AM
Author: Cracking police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13938998)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: Cobalt site

writing is almost solzian here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13924795)



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Date: January 26th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Thirsty trump supporter

this is the best writing xoxo has ever produced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13925077)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

naa not even close, but ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13926684)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 1:21 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

*Stabler enters the interrogation room. rachmiel looks up, a mix of nervousness and anxiousness on his face.*

Rachmiel: "How much longer are you going to keep me here?"

Stabler: "As long as it takes for you tell us the truth."

Rachmiel, speaking rapidly: "I was in the middle of a server upgrade when you showed up at my house. The software's running on a new platform, a new version of PHP, it's going to start throwing errors, so many functions have been deprecated between Versions 4 and 5, the posters, they're gonna freak out."

Stabler: "What's so important to you about this forum anyway? You're not a law student. You're not even in college."

Rachmiel: "It's just, fun, you know, and I have the ads on it."

Stabler: "We pulled your bank records. That Auto Admit has been costing you hundreds of dollars a month for years. You've never made a penny."

*Munch enters, with a stack of paper*

Munch: "I think I can help out here. Looks like rachy-boy here spends a lot of time on the forum. Isn't that right?"

Rachmiel: "I've already told you my moniker. I'm not on that much."

Munch: "Oh, that's right, your rachmiel moniker isn't. But our techs did a little digging on your server logs. Looks like rachy-boy here stays pretty busy."

*Munch hands the stack of papers to Stabler*

Stabler, reading out loud: "five alive, To Be Fair, BPM, Estrada..."

Munch: "But the most interesting one is guess this one. Why don't you tell us about 'her', rachmiel."

Rachmiel: "..."

Munch: "'guess this one' was a moniker rachmiel posted under for several months back in 2009. He pretended to be a particularly sexual female law student. She would post about sadistic sexual fantasies, about rough anal sex, getting her hair pulled, that sort of thing. Even claimed to have an older boyfriend who would abuse her."

Stabler: "That sounds like our victim."

Munch: "Exactly. Little rachmiel here seems to have been getting off on degrading women for years."

Stabler, looks at rachmiel: "My partner's in the other room talking to your girlfriend. She's going to tell us about all your sick sexual fantasies, about your rough sex life."

Rachmiel, mumbling: "No she won't."

Stabler: "What was that?"

Rachmiel: "I said no she won't."

Stabler: "She's probably signing her statement right now. That, plus the murder weapon being in your house, you being the last to leave the scene of the crime, a jury's going to convict. Especially when bel gets on the stand and tells them about all the degrading sex you made her participate in."

Rachmiel: "No she won't" *pauses, takes breath* "because we've never had sex."

Stabler: "You've never had sex with her?! You expect me to believe that?"

Rachmiel, anger creeping into his voice: "It's the truth. She refused. Said she" *voice mocking* "wanted to wait until she got married."

Stabler: "And so you started talking to The Box."

Rachmiel: "It's not like that."

Stabler: "That's exactly what it's like. You started talking to The Box. And just like bel, she refused your advances. Over and over. You weren't going to let her refuse you too, were you?"

Rachmiel: "She was a slut. You should've seen what she posted."

Stabler: "And so, you went to Spackler's. You showed up, and proved she was a slut. And then you stuck around."

Rachmiel: "I just wanted to talk to her."

Stabler: "You wanted to sleep with her, even after all those men had degraded her. And she turned you down again."

Rachmiel: "..."

Stabler, close to rachmiel's face, with intensity: "She told you she wanted to wait until she was married."

Rachmiel, yelling: "She was a fucking slut! She got what she deserved!"

*There are taps on the glass. Stabler and Munch leave the interrogation room.*

[to be continued...]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13926602)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 3:05 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

well this one didn't go anywhere...maybe i'll have better luck with bel's interrogation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13927392)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 4:10 AM
Author: Pea-brained free-loading pit dopamine

i don't even know 90% of the background to this and i find it awesome. keep going.

write a mystery novel someday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13927592)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 4:53 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

to be completely honest, writing a cheap paperback thriller or police procedural is one of my far off dreams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13927706)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 3:18 AM
Author: Plum learning disabled shitlib stag film

180 man, just 180, gonna bookmark this shit so i dont miss any updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13927434)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 3:20 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

probably only 1 or 2 left, but i might try to take it to trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13927446)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse submissive stain jewess

god DAMN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13929150)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 3:33 AM
Author: exhilarant fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13927486)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 3:57 AM
Author: Maize skinny woman

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13927555)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 10:49 AM
Author: Appetizing self-centered macaca theater

I hope he ends this with a flourish. It'd suck if it ended a la the Sopranos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13928297)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 12:55 PM
Author: Plum learning disabled shitlib stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13929092)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 1:14 PM
Author: canary bearded party of the first part

someone please use the internet movie creator to bring this all to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13929219)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

180 idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13935555)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 1:17 PM
Author: odious scarlet forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13929241)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 2:38 PM
Author: odious scarlet forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13929951)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

*Kragen and Cabot stand behind the glass.*

Cabot: "Does she know we identified the blood on her belt as the victim's?"

Kragen: "Not yet."

*Inside the interrogation room are Benson and bel, both sitting.*

Benson: "Can you explain the blood we found on your belt?"

bel: "A friend's doing an installation piece using period blood and left over abortions."

Benson: "What?!"

bel: "That's exactly the reaction she's going for. She's trying to expose the horror and make people come to terms with the act they've legalized and hold as a tenet of freedom, yet only allow behind closed doors. Upset the pre-conceived notions we have around the subject."

Benson: "I've got tell someone." *starts to stand up*

bel: "Ok, ok...the abortions aren't real. But the period blood is. No different than Piss Christ. Anyway, that's how I got the blood on my belt."

Benson: "You sure?"

bel: "Yeah, how else would blood get on my belt?"

Benson: "Let's talk about The Box."

bel: "I'd really rather not."

Benson: "Why is that?"

bel: "Before she came along, I was queen. Millions of posters idolized over me. Cared about my opinions, wanted to hear me talk. Then she, and her stupid justin.tv, came along. All of a sudden I was a nobody."

Benson: "I don't understand. We're talking about an" *voice tinged with disdain* "internet message board."

bel: "Of course you don't understand. But the paradigms are shifting, the way we communicate as a species is evolving into a new media-blending society-wide dialog."

Benson: "And you sought, what, attention? The Box got more attention than you, and so you you hated her?"

bel: "You prole, of course you don't understand. With the coming implosion of this predatory capitalistic society, only those who control the minds of the people will remain. The Box threatened me. Plus, she was a stupid freshman Brown student, for chrissake."

Benson: "What did you think when you found out rachmiel had been chatting to her off the board?"

bel: "I broke up with him."

Benson: "...is that all you did?"

bel: "What do you mean?"

Benson: "What I mean is, the blood on your belt is from the victim. Admit it. You were jealous, you hated her, and when you found out rachmiel was going to go meet her, you followed him. You followed him to that seedy motel, and when everyone left, while The Box was counting her money, you snuck up behind her and strangled her with your belt."

bel, becoming hysterical: "That's not what happened!"

Benson: "Although she didn't die at first. You couldn't pull the belt tight enough. She struggled. It took you 7 or 8 tries to kill her."

bel, crying: "NO! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW RACH WAS INVOLVED IN A BUKKAKE RING UNTIL YOU TOLD ME!"

Benson: "Sure you did. And you decided, you weren't going to let The Box take your man, not after she had already taken your spot as queen of Auto Admit!"

bel: *sobbing*

*There are taps on the glass. Benson steps out. Finn is standing with Kragen and Cabot.*

Finn: "She's not the killer."

Benson: "How do you know that?"

Finn: "There's another body."

[to be continued...]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13933779)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: spruce regret hall

"bel: "A friend's doing an installation piece using period blood and left over abortions." "

bwahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13933789)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

your alma mater :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13933825)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: spruce regret hall

yea i remember

that chick wasnt actually protesting abortion tho iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13933826)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 9:00 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

yeah i just made something up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13933880)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: Appetizing self-centered macaca theater

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13933912)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: umber arousing idea he suggested

ok i'm tempted to act out this skit now. who wants to be benson?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13933959)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 9:19 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13934089)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 9:08 PM
Author: Milky slimy friendly grandma property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13933971)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: irradiated sable chapel hominid

this is so fucking epic i'm rocking myself back and forth reading it like reading the count of monte cristo when i was 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13933815)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

*Stabler and Benson walk into a room at a seedy motel. Finn and Munch are already there, along with a number of forensic techs.*

Stabler: "What have we got?"

Finn: "Redhead, early thirties, choked with what Warner thinks was a belt."

Stabler: "Do we know who she was?"

Finn: "Some lawyer, new to the area."

Stabler: "How do we know it's the same perp?"

*Warner walks in*

Warner: "I found traces of semen on her face as well, she was choked repeatedly before being killed. I'm not positive it's the same guy, but given the proximity of the same crimes and their similarities, I'd say it's a safe bet."

Benson: "Do we have anything to go on? Why she might have been here?"

Munch: "We found her appointment book in her purse. The only thing listed for today was the question 'Who can he be?'"

Stabler: "Who can he be?"

Munch: "Back when we were looking at Spackler, I had OCU send over a file on him and the Whokebian crime family. "Who can he be?" is known code for Whokebe."

Stabler: "The leader of the family? I thought he died years ago."

Munch: "That's what we believe. Well, whoever she was coming to meet, is somehow linked to the Whokebians. We'll know more once we're able to pull her phone records. Also, the techs said they found several female footprints near the door matching the victim's, like she was pacing outside, hesitant to enter. Like she couldn't make up her mind."

Stabler: "She was afraid of whoever was in here."

*Back at the station, Munch, Finn, Benson and Stabler are sitting at their desks, with a whiteboard behind them. 'Whokebe' is scrawled across the top, with pictures of the two victims underneath, and pictures of MDH, Spackler, bel, and rachmiel below, with an X crossed through the pictures of MDH and Spackler.*

Munch: "This is uncanny."

Stabler: "What?"

Munch: "This Auto Admit, it seems like a message board, but there are references to Whokebe and Whokebians everywhere."

Stabler: "They're a well known crime family. I'm sure internet geeks talk about them, like the Sopranos. There was even that T.V. show about them. So what?"

Munch: "There seems to be some kind of code though. Many of the posts are blank, with nothing in them, like they'd been erased."

Stabler: "Look, we don't have time for your conspiracy theories. What do you have that we can work with?"

Munch: "Well, both rachmiel and bel both posted about Whokebe, so you can ask them if they know anything."

Finch: "And I checked VICAP for similar cases. There are several in the past few years still open with a similar M.O. Strangled with a belt, face covered in semen."

Stabler: "Did they get anywhere?"

Finch: "One report said there was an eye witness, but no statement was taken because they had already arrested the boyfriend. By the time they realized it wasn't him, they couldn't track the witness down. I'm headed over there now."

*The Captain walks in*

Kragen: "Well get to it. The press is already sniffing around, and the Chief of D's has scheduled a press conference for 3 o clock. Benson, Stabler, you interview the families of the victims of the previous cases. Finn, you track down that eye witness. And Munch, you interview the two we've got in custody. Come on, people, time's running short."

[to be continued...]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13934041)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 9:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse submissive stain jewess

Munch: "There seems to be some kind of code though. Many of the posts are blank, with nothing in them, like they'd been erased."

LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13934178)



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Date: January 27th, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

i think the next post will be the last one

edit: it was going to be one long post, but now it's three shorter posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13934276)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 12:14 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

*Finn is standing outside of an apartment. Knocks on the door*

Witness: "Sup?"

Finn: "It's the police. I need to ask you a few questions."

*Door opens*

Witness: "Sure man, no problem."

*Finn steps into the apartment. There is a faint smell of spices, beef, and...something else. The entire kitchen table is covered in food wrappers.*

Finn: "You spoke with the police three years ago about a homicide you claimed to have seen."

Witness: "Aww man...yeah, I remember that."

Finn: "Can you tell me about it?"

Witness: "Explain."

Finn: "The girl you saw murdered has been linked to a new murder this week. We think it's the same guy."

Witness: "That Brown bitch?"

Finn, ignoring the language: "Yeah."

Witness: "Man, ok, sure. I can help you out."

Finn: "Tell me what you saw."

Witness: "It was weird man. I was just sitting here on the couch, pwning mother fuckers, when I hear a noise outside my window. This place sucks, so my window just looks at the building next door. No view or nothing."

Finn: "So you went to take a look?"

Witness: "Well, I mean, I don't have time for that bullshit, usually. But this dark feeling came over me, like bad man. You know how when you're playing CTF and fucking the other team's got three guys converging around you, and they already killed your teammates with a cheap ass rocket shot, and all you've got is the shitty assault rifle you spawned with? It's like, shit, I doesn't afraid of anything, but you know the feeling right? It's just, somethings not good, you know?"

Finn: "Ok. So what'd you see?"

Witness: "Well, I go over to the window. I can barely see in the other window. But I can see in the dark well, cause I don't keep the lights on in here. I can barely make out a face, someone, standing over someone else, and it looks like they're choking whoever's kneeling. Like they'd just melee'd them in the back of the head, the body on the floor is going limp."

Witness: "All of a sudden though, the standing guy, he lets his arms go slightly. And then I hear the most blood curdling scream, like a million babies being slapped, you know. Chilling."

Finn: "Did the victim say anything?"

Witness: "Yeah, man, I'll never forget." *drops his voice to whisper* "Whokebe"

Finn: "Do you think you still remember what the attacker looked like?"

Witness: "Yeah."

Finn: "Could you work with a sketch artist?"

Witness: "Sure, man, no problem."

Finn: "Ok, let me make a call."

*Finn steps out. The Witness slumps down on the couch, slouching. The couch molds around his body. Finn returns.*

Finn: "They'll be here soon."

*Witness grabs his laptop*

Witness: "Hey, check out this puppy, man, hiding in the pipe like that. He's all 'you'll never catch me, coppers!'"

*Witness chuckles. Finn looks tired.*

[to be continued...]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13937369)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 2:08 AM
Author: Snowy exciting church building doctorate

lol i feel like this witness is a composite of many poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13939090)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 3:00 PM
Author: Azure parlor water buffalo

seems largely based upon xboxdood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13942135)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 1:57 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

ti,oc,tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13949105)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 12:25 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

*Benson and Stabler are sitting in a well appointed living room. There are pictures of a curvy but beautiful girl on the mantle, her smile full of life. The mother walks in.*

Mother: "That was my darling. She had just gotten back from the Star Trek convention with her father."

Benson: "What can you tell us about her?"

Mother: "Oh, she was a wonderful girl. In advertising, in the city, you know. Took after her father, god rest his soul."

Benson: "Did you know who she hung out with before she was killed?"

Mother: "The police told me that when they recovered her laptop, the best they could tell was she was going out to a bar to meet some folks she met from the internet."

Benson: "Do the words Auto Admit mean anything to you?"

Mother: "That seems familiar....yes, that's right. She was going to meet up at a bar in Chicago with some friends she had met online. There was a big basketball game on."

Benson: "Did you talk to her that night?"

Mother: "No.." *eyes get watery* "If only I could have some pistachio gelato with her one more time. That was her favorite."

Benson: "I understand this is difficult for you. But we believe your daughter's killer is still out there."

Stabler: "Is there anything else you can tell us about her, anything you think might help us out?"

Mother: "I'm sorry, I...she didn't live at home anymore. We were still close, but living so far apart...I'm sorry I couldn't tell you more."

Benson: "That's ok. You've been very helpful."

*Benson, Stabler and the mother get up to walk towards the door, go to the entry way.*

Mother: "I'm just so glad we had the money saved up to at least fund a memorial for her. A scholarship in her name."

*Benson and Stabler walk down the steps, out to the car*

Benson: "That's funny, the first couple we met funded a scholarship in their daughter's name as well."

Stabler: "You think they're related?"

Benson: "We'll know more once we check in with Munch and Finn."

[to be continued...]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13937545)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 12:46 AM
Author: slippery coral laser beams market

Hahahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13937851)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 12:50 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

one more...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13937919)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 1:14 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

i feel like the ending is not living up to the beginning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13938361)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 1:17 AM
Author: slippery coral laser beams market

ok, sleep on it. this thread will live on forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13938402)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 1:53 AM
Author: Cracking police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13938893)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 1:18 AM
Author: Aromatic dun halford

the last two posts kind of came out of left field, but they have left me eagerly awaiting the conclusion to see how it all comes together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13938427)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 1:47 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

maybe i'm overreaching with the ending. eh, we'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13938815)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 1:46 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

Munch, on the telephone: "So both girls had scholarships set up in their names? I didn't come across any when I was looking at their files."

*silence*

Munch: "Yeah, Finn is just about done with the sketch artist. Should be faxing it over shortly. We had to kick the two we had, didn't have anything to hold them since the second murder."

*silence*

Munch: "Ok, see you when you get back."

*Munch returns to his desk. He takes a sip of coffee, then types at the keyboard. The Auto Admit website comes up on the screen.*

Munch, to himself: "What is going on...."

*The screen is full of text, repeated over and over. Munch shakes his head.*

Munch: "This doesn't make sense."

*The text reads SHANGHAI KISS THE DVD, repeated over and over. He clicks on a thread. The screen fills with the letters W, G, W, A, and G, repeated over and over. A nearby officer hands him a stack of papers.*

Officer: "Here are those bank statements you requested."

Munch, looking at them, drops them on the desk: "Thanks."

*Munch's eyes suddenly flash all over the first page. He frantically flips the next page, then the next. He looks up at the screen, and sees the poster's name. He drops his coffee mug, shattering and spilling coffee all over the floor.*

Munch, running out of the squad room, to a uniformed officer: "Where is she?"

*Officer points, Munch runs out*

---

*bel, looking shaken and frail, glances at the uniformed officer on her way out. He looks apologetic.*

bel: "Don't worry, once the capitalist machine is overthrown, the people will take back what is rightfully theirs."

*bel walks down the street. A black car is following her.*

---

*Munch runs down the stairs of the police department, shoving people out of the way*

Munch: "MOVE!"

---

*bel continues to walk down the street. Suddenly, she stands up much straighter, walking with confidence, seeming to gain 15 pounds in doing so. She tosses her backpack into a nearby trashcan. She pulls out a pack of cigarettes and a gold-plated lighter. She flicks the lighter in a fluid motion, lights her cigarette. She smiles slightly to herself.*

---

*Stabler returns to the squad room, and casually checks the fax machine. It's the artist's rendering. It's a picture of a young girl, middle eastern. Stabler's eyes go wide.*

---

*The car stops. The driver, a huge man, gets out. He smiles at bel. bel returns the smile and gets into the back of the car. She glances at the check made out to The Box Memorial Fund laying next to her on the seat.*

bel, on the phone: "Yes, I'd like to initiate a transfer. $250,000, passcode is 7-7-6-5-3. Yes. Thank you."

Spackler: "They bought it? All that New School bullshit?"

*bel just smiles. The car pulls away. Just then, Munch runs out of the building, looking around like a child would when lost at the circus. He takes no notice of the car as it slips away into the traffic.*

THE END

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13938801)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 2:07 AM
Author: Transparent laughsome heaven lettuce

i was hoping this would be one of those endings where a bunch of people get shot in revenge, which seems to be at least 1/3rd of the episodes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13939079)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 2:09 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

yeah, i thought about having rach kill bel, or bel kill rach, in the station, something like that, where they're leading one of them away in the cuffs and the other one grab's a patrolman's gun or something.

you should write an alternate ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13939102)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 2:10 AM
Author: Transparent laughsome heaven lettuce

no man im just a fan i cant sully your good work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13939121)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 2:10 AM
Author: Snowy exciting church building doctorate

lol BEL SOZE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13939125)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 2:12 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13939152)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 2:14 AM
Author: Snowy exciting church building doctorate

man was i a part of the witness composite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13939170)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 2:15 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

naa, i was trying to work you in though. when i was thinking about doing the revenge killing ending, i thought if they found you and interviewed you while rach watched or something, he'd get pissed The Box refused him but not you, kills you and bel, something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13939189)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 2:16 AM
Author: Snowy exciting church building doctorate

man i like puppies, i was a part of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13939203)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 2:17 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

lol ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13939209)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 9:09 PM
Author: Cowardly boltzmann tattoo

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13945324)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 3:57 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

finally remembered what her passcode spells out, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#15482154)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 4:25 AM
Author: honey-headed tanning salon

help a poster out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#15482249)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 4:17 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

P-R-O-L-E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#15485306)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 8:52 AM
Author: Appetizing self-centered macaca theater

The ending was weak. =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13940037)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: Cracking police squad

not enough of a flourish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13949133)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 12:43 PM
Author: abnormal location

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13941053)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 12:51 PM
Author: very tactful potus theatre

I would have killed for Wong to refer to bukkake as an ancient japanese artform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13941114)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: Chartreuse submissive stain jewess

180 billion

tysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13941823)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: magenta address selfie

180^180

Only a reference to the ducktalians could have made this better...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13945426)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: Doobsian Mad Cow Disease Box Office

To be fair,

180 man, just 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13965325)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 9:09 PM
Author: Cracking police squad

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13965538)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: Doobsian Mad Cow Disease Box Office

To be fair,

No, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#13965554)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 5:41 PM
Author: black zippy organic girlfriend codepig

radek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#14003816)



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Date: February 12th, 2010 6:43 PM
Author: rose wonderful community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#14100387)



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Date: February 14th, 2010 4:18 AM
Author: Maize skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#14114276)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: odious scarlet forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#14183990)



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Date: February 23rd, 2010 12:52 AM
Author: Cracking police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#14207579)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed foreskin menage

i hadn't seen this yet, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#14280985)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 2:34 AM
Author: charismatic crackhouse mediation

hadn't seen this thread until now.

very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#14368334)



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Date: May 24th, 2010 4:33 PM
Author: Plum learning disabled shitlib stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#15072196)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 3:34 AM
Author: Cracking police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#15482005)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 3:36 AM
Author: Glassy spot alpha

the best part of the thread is reading the L&O character's lines in their voices. ESPECIALLY Fin's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#15482019)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 3:54 AM
Author: copper impertinent stage ceo

man I forgot all about this thread, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#15482128)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 3:59 AM
Author: Rusted motley incel marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#15482162)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 4:25 AM
Author: honey-headed tanning salon

wow, i can't believe this is the first time i've seen this.

this needs to be sticky'ed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#15482247)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 5:37 PM
Author: Bronze weed whacker

Can't believe I've never seen this. A 180 story arc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#15486063)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:00 AM
Author: odious scarlet forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#15584983)



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Date: October 17th, 2010 2:20 PM
Author: Maize skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1202118&forum_id=2#16315472)