The Times They Are Whokebian
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 10:58 PM Author: cowardly point
Come gather 'round poasters
Wherever you roam
And admit that the forums
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be getting pwned.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start poastin'
'bout Thomas Pynchon
For the times they are Whokebian.
Come pumos and flamers
And the Ducktale-ians
Your parody threads
The chance won't come again
But don't post too soon
Or he'll "nah, ding" you men
And there's no tellin' who
That he's namin'.
For the loser now
Will be later your FRIEND
For the times they are Whokebian.
Come moderators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't keep Solzy down
Don't garbage them all
For the posts that get buried
Are bumped for us all
There is MySQL
And it's ragin'.
It'll soon break the search
And bring doom to us all
For the times they are Whokebian.
Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are Dirk Nowitzki fans
The white girls are
Laying with Asians.
Please root for the Mavs
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are Whokebian.
The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The one-eighty now
Will be one-twenty fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin'.
And the tiny pink dicks
Will be pittied last
For the times they are Whokebian.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007469)
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:52 PM Author: mind-boggling geriatric alpha
people'd post, say, "beware box, you're bound to fall"
you thought they were all kiddin' you
you used to laugh about
all these virgins hangin' out
now you don't talk so loud
now you don't seem so proud
about having to be scrounging for your next breath
how does it feel
how does it feel
.....
you've gone to the finest school alright, miss boxxy
but now you know you only used it to get jizzed on you twit
and nobody has ever taught you how to live on thayer street
and now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
you said you'd never date these guys
with the mystery tramp, but now you realize
he's not selling any hyundais
as you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
and say do you want to make a deal?
how does it feel?
how does it feel?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008201) |
Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:37 PM Author: cowardly point
*starts a bunch of threads of how XO sucks tonight*
*watches another of his threads slowly fade into page 2*
Time to fucking Cobain myself. Please don't start any threads about my IQ.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008006) |
Date: February 4th, 2010 1:14 AM Author: misanthropic cerebral menage
TL;DR. 164.
But pity bump for those who have a more refined taste in their poastage.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009616) |
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