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accepted to top CS PhD program, taking q's.

top 10 program overall, probably #1 or 2 in my sub-field. ...
Spectacular Yarmulke
  02/19/10
No one gives a shit about your shitty phd program. Enjoy a l...
Vibrant private investor
  02/19/10
big law school debt and no job pwned?
Spectacular Yarmulke
  02/19/10
No. How does it feel knowing 17 year olds can do the same sh...
Vibrant private investor
  02/19/10
...
Spectacular Yarmulke
  02/19/10
I don't know, YOU'LL DO GREAT THINGS!!!
Vibrant private investor
  02/19/10
ur a mor0n
Thriller high-end base psychic
  02/19/10
How am I a moron? Or do you consistently spout blanket asser...
Vibrant private investor
  02/19/10
u don't know what he's "going to school for" beyon...
Thriller high-end base psychic
  02/19/10
He's likely going to school to learn theory in which he can ...
Vibrant private investor
  02/19/10
"He's likely going to school to learn theory" N...
Thriller high-end base psychic
  02/19/10
The whole point of these CS programs is to supposedly advanc...
Vibrant private investor
  02/19/10
So, did your V10 offer vaporize right after you got pwned by...
big jade electric furnace
  02/19/10
How did I get pwned. His critical reading ability is way off...
Vibrant private investor
  02/19/10
yfwgi. very few, if any 17 year olds has the math/stat know...
opaque demanding affirmative action kitty
  02/19/10
lol. explain, for example, how a 17 year old could come up w...
big jade electric furnace
  02/19/10
you got brutally pwned bro. you were exposed as knowing abs...
flesh brunch marketing idea
  02/19/10
I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that this Top...
Beta institution
  02/19/10
very likely.
flesh brunch marketing idea
  02/19/10
Your great at reading others' conversations and claiming pwn...
Vibrant private investor
  02/19/10
You were wrong, stupid and got brutally pwn3d.
Beady-eyed therapy national
  02/20/10
170
heady stage sneaky criminal
  02/19/10
I haven't read all the responses to this, so someone might h...
effete boistinker
  02/20/10
...
Spectacular Yarmulke
  02/19/10
Right, but that was 20 years ago, and now people don't need ...
Vibrant private investor
  02/19/10
explain, for example, how a 17 year old could come up with t...
big jade electric furnace
  02/19/10
also, and this is coming from a professional software develo...
Bipolar know-it-all corner
  02/19/10
that's like saying a math PhD is useless because high school...
opaque demanding affirmative action kitty
  02/19/10
Can you fucking read?
Vibrant private investor
  02/19/10
sure can. but it looks like you don't understand computer s...
opaque demanding affirmative action kitty
  02/19/10
What reasearching other peoples' innovations?
Vibrant private investor
  02/19/10
ok, i went to a random CS dept (berkeley) and clicked on the...
opaque demanding affirmative action kitty
  02/19/10
Wow, theoretical vomit with no real world application.
Vibrant private investor
  02/19/10
Date: February 19th, 2010 6:22 PM Author: Mr. Steroid Small...
opaque demanding affirmative action kitty
  02/19/10
in other words, you got fucking pwned. (if you don't even k...
opaque demanding affirmative action kitty
  02/19/10
No, you got pwned when that 17 year old created a sweet app ...
Vibrant private investor
  02/19/10
this flame was well played. for a while it was believable.....
opaque demanding affirmative action kitty
  02/19/10
I actually had to Google what CS stood for.
Vibrant private investor
  02/19/10
this is a standard cost minimization process with little p...
Mischievous Floppy Telephone Piazza
  02/20/10
there are 4 "top" CS programs. don't mislead with...
Anal menage
  02/19/10
CMU, MIT, Berkeley, Stanford?
cobalt area blood rage
  02/19/10
that's 'em
Anal menage
  02/20/10
Career goal?
Diverse Heaven
  02/19/10
...
Spectacular Yarmulke
  02/19/10
what did this say?
cobalt area blood rage
  02/19/10
why would anyone do this?
Ocher comical goal in life puppy
  02/19/10
some people like math and shit dude, dunno why
Spectacular Yarmulke
  02/19/10
Just asking questions to get the thread moving.
Ocher comical goal in life puppy
  02/19/10
oic ty ty
Spectacular Yarmulke
  02/19/10
The pay is decent coming out ($100K+) and you can get some g...
Beady-eyed therapy national
  02/20/10
if this was! 1992, you'd be fuckin set, bro!
Soggy karate becky
  02/19/10
explain.
rusted free-loading abode
  02/19/10
timing the tech boom
Soggy karate becky
  02/19/10
lol bro. silcon valley tards are pulling $100K+ ITE
rusted free-loading abode
  02/19/10
yeah 8 years ago wouldn't have been a far better time to be ...
Soggy karate becky
  02/19/10
wrong bro. they're almost making the same amount of money at...
rusted free-loading abode
  02/19/10
have you ever heard of a stock option?
Soggy karate becky
  02/19/10
have you heard of sustainable engineering positions bro?
rusted free-loading abode
  02/19/10
tell me about carbon footprints affecting software!
Soggy karate becky
  02/19/10
google, apple, facebook, adobe, ebay and 99% of other engine...
rusted free-loading abode
  02/19/10
100K in silcon valley isn't shit buddy.
Vibrant private investor
  02/19/10
but buddy, 100K+ earns more than 95% of everybody else in th...
rusted free-loading abode
  02/19/10
Median family income in Palo Alto is $153,000, so not really...
Bat Shit Crazy Mind-boggling House
  02/19/10
Do you understand what "median family income" mean...
odious amethyst point
  02/19/10
merced tards are enjoying a 20% unemployment rate.
Ocher comical goal in life puppy
  02/19/10
merced is 3 hours away from the valley bro
rusted free-loading abode
  02/19/10
Aren't they pretty much a bellweather for what's going on in...
Ocher comical goal in life puppy
  02/19/10
Sure, a bellweather right after CSU Fresno.
Bat Shit Crazy Mind-boggling House
  02/19/10
merced = farms, farms and farms. Yeah we import food from fa...
Bipolar know-it-all corner
  02/19/10
'grats. :) any chance you could fix xo-search, plsthx?
ruby hospital jap
  02/19/10
How much hair do you have left?
Chartreuse bespoke tank
  02/19/10
not a nontrad if that is what you are getting at
Spectacular Yarmulke
  02/19/10
Naw, there are undergrads in CS who have bald spots and shit...
Chartreuse bespoke tank
  02/19/10
...
Spectacular Yarmulke
  02/19/10
Have you been to a LS lately?
Beady-eyed therapy national
  02/20/10
do you remember the first moment you realized you might be e...
Apoplectic box office
  02/19/10
...
Spectacular Yarmulke
  02/19/10
What % of applicants were admitted to your program? What cha...
aromatic depressive weed whacker
  02/19/10
I don't know, probably about 5-10% to phd. I don't think t...
Spectacular Yarmulke
  02/19/10
You should get an MS in CS from a top school before applying...
cobalt area blood rage
  02/19/10
Good job man. :)
Glittery cream alpha giraffe
  02/19/10
which one are you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugP...
Hyperventilating kink-friendly immigrant site
  02/19/10
bmp
Spectacular Yarmulke
  02/19/10
how do you feel if after 4-5 years you get your phd, you fee...
Bipolar know-it-all corner
  02/19/10
A ton of these guys don't go back to regular programming job...
Beady-eyed therapy national
  02/20/10
*opens thread* *ctrl + f* "pensive" *closes thr...
underhanded hall
  02/19/10
LOL @ all the jealous law school lemmings in this thread. ...
Aquamarine selfie
  02/19/10
Congrats. What is your area?
crawly french chef
  02/20/10
would probably out the school were I to say, but it is one o...
Spectacular Yarmulke
  02/20/10
please create something brilliant with your other smart frie...
razzle azn
  02/20/10
Congrats, man.
Beady-eyed therapy national
  02/20/10
why are you such a douche?
Vigorous walnut foreskin gas station
  02/20/10
How will the threadmaker be making more money than a BigLawy...
Contagious whorehouse
  02/20/10
Probably not. OTOH, big-lawyers seem to be on the decline so...
Pale reading party
  02/20/10
The answer is that he will most likely not be making more mo...
Contagious whorehouse
  03/08/10
Suspect flame given such an arrogant tone. That or OP actual...
Pale reading party
  02/20/10
...
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  03/08/10
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  03/09/10
High five.
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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:41 PM
Author: Spectacular Yarmulke

top 10 program overall, probably #1 or 2 in my sub-field.

shoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173116)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:42 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor

No one gives a shit about your shitty phd program. Enjoy a life of poverty faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173129)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:46 PM
Author: Spectacular Yarmulke

big law school debt and no job pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173186)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:48 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor

No. How does it feel knowing 17 year olds can do the same shit you're going to school for without ever taking a class in this bullshit?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173200)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:51 PM
Author: Spectacular Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173251)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:53 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor

I don't know, YOU'LL DO GREAT THINGS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173286)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:51 PM
Author: Thriller high-end base psychic

ur a mor0n

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173253)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor

How am I a moron? Or do you consistently spout blanket assertions because you're uncomfortable with any substantive attack?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173274)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:57 PM
Author: Thriller high-end base psychic

u don't know what he's "going to school for" beyond that it involves computers. u are correct that 17 year olds can operate computers, but 17 year olds do not engage in substantive research on quantum computing theory or anything else that this guy is going to be researching. the fact that you conflate the two does not speak well to your intelligence, but then again neither does the fact that your a polisci shithead relegated to a life of indentured servitude (that incidentally a 17 year old WOULD be able to d0) to pay off the loans you took out to subsideize some ivory tower faggot's new 7 series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173331)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor

He's likely going to school to learn theory in which he can used to advance computer technology. 17 year olds don't need this theoretical approach, especially considering any indoctrinated theory will likely stifle any significant advances in computer technology. The best computer innovators of all time never got a fucking phd in CS. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173388)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:07 PM
Author: Thriller high-end base psychic

"He's likely going to school to learn theory"

No shit retard. Thanks for that scintillating response.

So now you've flip-flopped, and 17 year olds DON'T do what this guy will be doing? Well which is it, Mr. Polisci Shithead? Or did your toilet law school skip logical reasoning and just move directly into how to decide between clicking "responsive" and "non-responsive"? I know that class can be taxing on you retards.

Date: February 19th, 2010 6:02 PM

Author: Mr. Steroid Small Balls

He's likely going to school to learn theory in which he can used to advance computer technology. 17 year olds don't need this theoretical approach, especially considering any indoctrinated theory will likely stifle any significant advances in computer technology. The best computer innovators of all time never got a fucking phd in CS. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=#)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173435)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor

The whole point of these CS programs is to supposedly advance computer technology. 17 year olds can do this without paying tens of thousands of dollars for some shitty structured academic program. It's not that hard. There is no point to these programs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173453)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: big jade electric furnace

So, did your V10 offer vaporize right after you got pwned by jewdoodman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173462)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor

How did I get pwned. His critical reading ability is way off. He threw out a strawman. I'm convinced this board is only filled with prelaw faggots who have no idea how to stay within the facts of what I said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173483)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: opaque demanding affirmative action kitty

yfwgi. very few, if any 17 year olds has the math/stat knowledge to do research in CS. you probably think CS grad students sit around doing html all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173520)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: big jade electric furnace

lol. explain, for example, how a 17 year old could come up with the basis for RSA encryption, or evaluate computational complexity of, say, optimal sorting algorithms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173523)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: flesh brunch marketing idea

you got brutally pwned bro. you were exposed as knowing absolutely nothing about computer science and relied instead on the argument that since a few 17 year old prodigies are responsible for some of the advances in computer science, all CS phd programs are worthless. lol @ your tiny pink logical reasoning skills bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173605)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:25 PM
Author: Beta institution

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that this Top 10 CS PhD program doesn't *cost* its students money but actually pays them to attend and TA or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173637)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:26 PM
Author: flesh brunch marketing idea

very likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173660)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor

Your great at reading others' conversations and claiming pwnership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173695)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed therapy national

You were wrong, stupid and got brutally pwn3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176908)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:13 PM
Author: heady stage sneaky criminal

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173493)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:21 AM
Author: effete boistinker

I haven't read all the responses to this, so someone might have beaten me to it, but "The whole point of these CS programs is to supposedly advance computer technology" is so far from the truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176799)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Spectacular Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173479)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor

Right, but that was 20 years ago, and now people don't need these programs for innovative purposes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173539)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: big jade electric furnace

explain, for example, how a 17 year old could come up with the basis for RSA encryption, or evaluate computational complexity of, say, optimal sorting algorithms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173587)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 8:58 PM
Author: Bipolar know-it-all corner

also, and this is coming from a professional software developer, software engineering requires a lot of domain knowledge, including hard facts like how many APIs work. A 17-year-old with no formal education cannot do this work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14175124)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:06 PM
Author: opaque demanding affirmative action kitty

that's like saying a math PhD is useless because high school kids and do arithmetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173430)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor

Can you fucking read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173461)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: opaque demanding affirmative action kitty

sure can. but it looks like you don't understand computer science.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173469)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:13 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor

What reasearching other peoples' innovations?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173501)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: opaque demanding affirmative action kitty

ok, i went to a random CS dept (berkeley) and clicked on the first CS grad student listed. here's a link to the first paper in his publication list (that's not a draft).

http://www.learningtheory.org/colt2008/111-Abernethy.pdf

can you understand that? do you think you might have to take a class or two to even come close to understanding that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173563)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor

Wow, theoretical vomit with no real world application.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173602)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: opaque demanding affirmative action kitty

Date: February 19th, 2010 6:22 PM

Author: Mr. Steroid Small Balls

Wow, theoretical vomit with no real world application.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173610)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: opaque demanding affirmative action kitty

in other words, you got fucking pwned. (if you don't even know real world applications of ai, then i'm wasting my time).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173618)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor

No, you got pwned when that 17 year old created a sweet app for my iphone and received money for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173635)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:27 PM
Author: opaque demanding affirmative action kitty

this flame was well played. for a while it was believable...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173664)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor

I actually had to Google what CS stood for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173676)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 8:53 AM
Author: Mischievous Floppy Telephone Piazza

this is a standard cost minimization process with little practical value. the authors acknowledge it works only for the trivial cases. this is why i'd eventually kill myself as a phd in cs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14178715)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 9:52 PM
Author: Anal menage

there are 4 "top" CS programs. don't mislead with your thread titles...

and congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14175554)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: cobalt area blood rage

CMU, MIT, Berkeley, Stanford?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14175622)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:43 AM
Author: Anal menage

that's 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176986)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:42 PM
Author: Diverse Heaven

Career goal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173123)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:44 PM
Author: Spectacular Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173164)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 7:38 PM
Author: cobalt area blood rage

what did this say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14174539)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:42 PM
Author: Ocher comical goal in life puppy

why would anyone do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173124)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:48 PM
Author: Spectacular Yarmulke

some people like math and shit dude, dunno why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173199)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:53 PM
Author: Ocher comical goal in life puppy

Just asking questions to get the thread moving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173279)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:53 PM
Author: Spectacular Yarmulke

oic ty ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173288)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed therapy national

The pay is decent coming out ($100K+) and you can get some great jobs out of programs like these if you like the work. If you don't like the work then I presume you're not doing this anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176800)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:43 PM
Author: Soggy karate becky

if this was! 1992, you'd be fuckin set, bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173141)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:45 PM
Author: rusted free-loading abode

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173171)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:46 PM
Author: Soggy karate becky

timing the tech boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173184)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:48 PM
Author: rusted free-loading abode

lol bro. silcon valley tards are pulling $100K+ ITE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173198)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:48 PM
Author: Soggy karate becky

yeah 8 years ago wouldn't have been a far better time to be getting a phd in cs at mit,caltech,stanford than right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173211)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: rusted free-loading abode

wrong bro. they're almost making the same amount of money at the bubble's peak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173228)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:50 PM
Author: Soggy karate becky

have you ever heard of a stock option?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173240)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:53 PM
Author: rusted free-loading abode

have you heard of sustainable engineering positions bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173281)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:53 PM
Author: Soggy karate becky

tell me about carbon footprints affecting software!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173293)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:56 PM
Author: rusted free-loading abode

google, apple, facebook, adobe, ebay and 99% of other engineering firms in the valley don't primarily focus on the carbon footprint business buddy bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173327)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:50 PM
Author: Vibrant private investor

100K in silcon valley isn't shit buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173234)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: rusted free-loading abode

but buddy, 100K+ earns more than 95% of everybody else in the valley bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173267)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 7:48 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Mind-boggling House

Median family income in Palo Alto is $153,000, so not really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14174636)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 8:45 PM
Author: odious amethyst point

Do you understand what "median family income" means?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14175057)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:51 PM
Author: Ocher comical goal in life puppy

merced tards are enjoying a 20% unemployment rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173258)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:53 PM
Author: rusted free-loading abode

merced is 3 hours away from the valley bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173287)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:00 PM
Author: Ocher comical goal in life puppy

Aren't they pretty much a bellweather for what's going on in SV? The last time I heard, SV had a rate much higher than the national average.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173365)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 7:49 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Mind-boggling House

Sure, a bellweather right after CSU Fresno.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14174648)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 9:01 PM
Author: Bipolar know-it-all corner

merced = farms, farms and farms. Yeah we import food from farms, but we will always import food from farms. Nobody really commutes there or even vacations there. It really has nothing to do with Bay Area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14175143)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: ruby hospital jap

'grats. :)

any chance you could fix xo-search, plsthx?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173214)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse bespoke tank

How much hair do you have left?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173336)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 5:59 PM
Author: Spectacular Yarmulke

not a nontrad if that is what you are getting at



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173363)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse bespoke tank

Naw, there are undergrads in CS who have bald spots and shit. A lot of the grad students also just look in poor health in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173413)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Spectacular Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173542)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:22 AM
Author: Beady-eyed therapy national

Have you been to a LS lately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176810)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:06 PM
Author: Apoplectic box office

do you remember the first moment you realized you might be exceptionally good at math compared to your peers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173423)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: Spectacular Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173584)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: aromatic depressive weed whacker

What % of applicants were admitted to your program? What chance does an HYP physics ugrad major w/ 3.7gpa in difficult courses (including a good number of cs courses) & not much research experience have at getting in in your opinion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173449)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:27 PM
Author: Spectacular Yarmulke

I don't know, probably about 5-10% to phd. I don't think they post numbers.

good research experience is almost mandatory for cs majors.

probably even more important for you.

a publication in a good conference will greatly help.

then get a good score on cs gre, and try and get a cs prof to do a reference.

domestic status helps alot. these schools get deluged with indian and chinese applicants, and I wouldn't be surprised if they separate out and consider the domestics separately.

Here is one school which does post numbers.

http://cs.illinois.edu/graduate/academics?quicktabs_5=3

Each year the Department of Computer Science at Illinois receives around 1300 applications and admits around 110 students between the PhD, MS, MS Bioinformatics, and MCS for the summer/fall term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173665)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 7:29 PM
Author: cobalt area blood rage

You should get an MS in CS from a top school before applying to the PhD. They should fund you.

You definitely fit the profile of someone who would do well, but you just need some more experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14174456)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: Glittery cream alpha giraffe

Good job man. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173456)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kink-friendly immigrant site

which one are you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14173673)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 6:58 PM
Author: Spectacular Yarmulke

bmp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14174088)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 9:02 PM
Author: Bipolar know-it-all corner

how do you feel if after 4-5 years you get your phd, you feel too jaded to do any real software engineering, which are 1/100 as exciting as your research, and someone who graduated from community college can do the same shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14175152)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:33 AM
Author: Beady-eyed therapy national

A ton of these guys don't go back to regular programming jobs. They take research and management positions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176922)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: underhanded hall

*opens thread*

*ctrl + f*

"pensive"

*closes thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14175060)



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Date: February 19th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: Aquamarine selfie

LOL @ all the jealous law school lemmings in this thread.

Congrats OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14175747)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:08 AM
Author: crawly french chef

Congrats. What is your area?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176710)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: Spectacular Yarmulke

would probably out the school were I to say, but it is one of the more practical areas(not graphics)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176730)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:10 AM
Author: razzle azn

please create something brilliant with your other smart friends to get this faggot economy moving again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176721)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:24 AM
Author: Beady-eyed therapy national

Congrats, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14176832)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 12:49 AM
Author: Vigorous walnut foreskin gas station

why are you such a douche?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14177015)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 2:40 AM
Author: Contagious whorehouse

How will the threadmaker be making more money than a BigLawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14177781)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 3:20 AM
Author: Pale reading party

Probably not. OTOH, big-lawyers seem to be on the decline so getting the biglaw job might be harder and harder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14177917)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 5:06 AM
Author: Contagious whorehouse

The answer is that he will most likely not be making more money than a BigPartner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14330511)



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Date: February 20th, 2010 3:20 AM
Author: Pale reading party

Suspect flame given such an arrogant tone. That or OP actually thinks he's hot shit. If you posted that you got the Hertz, then you're prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14177915)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 1:47 AM
Author: Thriller high-end base psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14329761)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 5:10 AM
Author: Sapphire Flickering Background Story Persian

solid bump ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14330514)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 5:06 AM
Author: curious naked public bath

SUK MAH DIK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14340210)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 7:49 AM
Author: dashing boltzmann dopamine

High five.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1228140&forum_id=2#14340348)