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Bothered in a white linen suit walking the streets of Sao Paulo

holding a mcrib sandwich and a kabar knife.
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BooR sits in the third row pew of the Igreja Adventista do S...
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  02/25/10
wow, thanks
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  02/25/10
this is fucking hilarious
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I'd just like to point out how early I was on the bandwagon....
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i had a bicycle and a dentist shirt with a skinny tie and th...
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180!
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A+
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wow...
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i am laughing
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ha
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ty my pumo brother
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A policeman blocks Bothered's way. "Aonde você es...
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amazing.
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LOL
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subtle Juquebi trolling
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pure gold.
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OMG
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Whoa. I had never read this thread. This is fucking awesome....
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The door creaks sullenly as BooR enters his hotel room. He w...
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180
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tytytyty
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180
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180, thanks teach, edit: math
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A blinking marquee reads "Lua Nova Crepuscular" in...
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lmao
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lol
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  02/25/10
This is wonderful.
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BooR gently removes a 1989 Müller-Catoir Eiswein from t...
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my favorite
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this one is good
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This thread assassinated Bothered.
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Bothered’s Tevas pad softly across the stone floor of the ch...
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In the alley by the church stands a tall, silent man who no ...
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I heard Sir Vixthror's Pipes are hidden in an underground cr...
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180 van morrison reference
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180 for real
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In the era of inflated 180s and even more inflated egos, you...
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im liking this
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I though you were honey there for a second.
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As BooR hoists himself up for his three hundredth pull-up, t...
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180
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maestro man™
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And the man with the Gypsy King face walks quietly through A...
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180 man.
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The Bovespa rises for the first time in days, but there is a...
mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky
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t y
Hairraiser Striped Hyena
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goddamn man this is some of the best stuff i've seen here in...
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The clock in Bothered’s head goes off at 5:00 AM. It is a ba...
mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky
  02/26/10
Best one yet. Ty.
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:)))))))))))))
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god damn man
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180 million...I laughed fucking HARD at the oreo mcflurry li...
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"The feet of Bothered’s pajamas..." did it for me.
greedy marketing idea business firm
  03/01/10
TYFT. I missed it.
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i lulz.
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180
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oh wow
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I lulzt.
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One hundred and eighty. There is some undeniable literary ta...
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ty
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fucking christ
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BooR rises with the majesty of Dažbog, both god of cold sun ...
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MOAR
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A hundred kilometers to the Southeast outside a town called ...
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180
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180
self-absorbed arousing church building roommate
  10/11/10
ty for highlighting this, for some reason this poast I'd nev...
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180
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A man of routine is a man of discipline, this above all else...
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BooR lies in bed with the half-frozen body of his beloved, c...
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so good
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Bothered wanders through a corridor of wealth, humming “Desp...
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ty, a shoutout to one of my favorite ever posters lost in th...
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Moar
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i appreciate your support, but it is nigh on drinking time a...
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tapering off
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BooR sits in a crowded brasserie shoveling hunks of Bolo de ...
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  02/27/10
excellent
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  02/27/10
jesus
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The man with the Gypsy King face lies in the sand, thinking ...
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The walk was good for his constitution and the articles have...
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good god maestro!
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lolololol
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  03/05/10
180 of 180s
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  04/15/10
ty brother
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  04/15/10
no ty man. this is such a goddamn good thread
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There is no Wendy’s In Sao Paulo. No Wendy’s. Not even the o...
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:)))))!
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  03/02/10
At a blue and yellow table stained in spats of dried catsup ...
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  03/01/10
holy fucking shit you killed in this thread holy FUCK
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  03/01/10
ty, it may have gotten a bit esoteric after the first day, s...
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  03/01/10
btw, this thread is one reason why pumos = dead site
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More satyr of Dionysus than mortal man, Bothered had mowed t...
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  03/01/10
"Three McDonald’s meals in less than thirty-six hours, ...
exciting grizzly sweet tailpipe
  03/01/10
well, if you gave me notes besides just grammar naziing i co...
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  03/01/10
Where would the fun be in that? Careful thought would have t...
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  03/01/10
well, fuck. i'll erase, and start anew, it's almost certainl...
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  03/01/10
okay, edited to reflect your manliness.
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  03/02/10
now comes the hard part.
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  03/02/10
"b"
greedy marketing idea business firm
  03/02/10
this is great.
Diverse mexican
  03/02/10
*resists urge to drunkenly finish story*
mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky
  03/03/10
Don't cheapen it man. Know I am enjoying every perfect sente...
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  03/03/10
ty man, i'll let it ride
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  03/03/10
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  03/03/10
This is really awesome. You write beautifully. No homo.
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  03/03/10
best thread since favorite mccheese album
insecure amethyst factory reset button
  03/03/10
terrible poster. best thread in a long, long fucking time...
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  03/03/10
you suck my cock boy
180 halford
  03/05/10
my apologies for not providing better content sooner, poster...
mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky
  03/05/10
Bothered swings open the door of Bob’s Hamburgers. We ex...
mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky
  03/05/10
180!
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  03/05/10
ty man, your praise means a great deal and you will have a p...
mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky
  03/05/10
*slow clap*
greedy marketing idea business firm
  03/05/10
BOOM!
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  03/05/10
Bravo *Stands and applaudes*
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  01/07/11
nao fala portugues, nao
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  03/05/10
Taxa de mim como um poster
180 halford
  03/05/10
cemoitenta naturalmente
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  03/05/10
tu es meu amigao, para sempre
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  03/05/10
...
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  03/05/10
vai se foder
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  03/05/10
nao voce
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a self-serving bump in case anyone wants to read the final c...
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of COURSE I want to read the final chapter.
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ty
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Ty
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self-absorbed arousing church building roommate
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OP=same dude as Mayor McCheese EPIC thread
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  04/11/10
holy shit, i wish.
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  04/15/10
Damn man this thread is so incredible I don't even remember ...
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  06/24/10
...
self-absorbed arousing church building roommate
  04/27/10
...
mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky
  04/27/10
now don't you go fucking telling him i said so, and i'm bein...
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  04/27/10
caught you, you little scamp.
mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky
  05/03/10
...
self-absorbed arousing church building roommate
  05/10/10
...
self-absorbed arousing church building roommate
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mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky
  05/23/10
might be my favorite thread ever my man. like, number one
self-absorbed arousing church building roommate
  05/23/10
holy shit man, ty.
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  05/23/10
tcr
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ty doctor
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ty
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(^_~)V
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like macarthur to manilla, i have returned
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apoplectic set really tough guy
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do tell
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ty sir
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ty
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180..
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..180
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081...
hideous corn cake
  10/11/10
if you fall i will catch you i'll be waiting
self-absorbed arousing church building roommate
  01/07/11
time after time
hideous corn cake
  01/07/11
I smile just reading the thread title now
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Stirring Blathering Locale Gaming Laptop
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180 thread
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i missed you sir.
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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

holding a mcrib sandwich and a kabar knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230561)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:25 AM
Author: Salmon flickering codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230577)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: bistre tantric rehab

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234031)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: Obsidian Address

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15514321)



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Date: July 4th, 2011 2:27 AM
Author: Buck-toothed green abode pervert



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:31 AM
Author: Buff adventurous theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230609)



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Date: July 4th, 2011 3:04 AM
Author: Obsidian Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18416035)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

BooR sits in the third row pew of the Igreja Adventista do Sétimo Dia de Moema staring at the ceiling saying novinas to peter the great and clenching his fists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230895)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:14 PM
Author: 180 halford

wow, thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230908)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:16 PM
Author: brindle unholy site

this is fucking hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230917)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:57 PM
Author: hideous corn cake

I'd just like to point out how early I was on the bandwagon.

Then again, maybe I was just harking back to the days when I once swung my feet in an Igreja Adventista...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267623)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

i had a bicycle and a dentist shirt with a skinny tie and the world was at my feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16270245)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 2:35 PM
Author: henna dog poop



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Date: January 7th, 2011 3:02 PM
Author: hideous corn cake



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser Striped Hyena



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Date: April 9th, 2010 12:41 AM
Author: Salmon flickering codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14651339)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: useless nighttime hunting ground jew

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15328030)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:15 PM
Author: well-lubricated burgundy nowag doctorate

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230913)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

Bothered sees a small child selling refurbished soccer balls, his hand instinctively moves towards his breast pocket, where he keeps timmy's rabbit's foot. "It would be third period right now," he says to no one in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230952)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:22 PM
Author: razzle mint associate

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14230960)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:39 PM
Author: mustard wild genital piercing

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231069)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz territorial yarmulke

Ahahahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232158)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: peach space gay wizard

wow...

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Date: February 26th, 2010 1:19 PM
Author: thriller mischievous menage

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14242290)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 11:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Hyperventilating Multi-billionaire People Who Are Hurt

i am laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14247382)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:19 PM
Author: Diverse mexican

ha

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Date: October 11th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: black talented circlehead

enthusiastic 180

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Date: October 11th, 2010 5:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

ty my pumo brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267956)



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Date: February 8th, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: Maroon Plaza



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Date: February 25th, 2010 12:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

An unctuous priest treads close to BooR. His sense of human needs does not reach BooR, what BooR needs. Mistakes of this sort are made every day. Consequences can be grave in Sampa.

BooR's bald pate gleams dully even in the low light. The priest stifles a gasp when he sees a rosary bead crumble in the man's hand. Not wood these beads. The beads are misshapen and irregular; the color of a windburnt pilgrim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231060)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

A policeman blocks Bothered's way. "Aonde você está indo com essa faca?" he asks, his tone almost pleading, his accustomed aggressive authority absent from his stance.

Bothered adjusts his glasses on his nose and smiles wryly. "Avatar only made $16 million this weekend," he says, touching the officer's shoulder gently. The cop stands aside, mouth slightly agape. "Que é este homem?" he mutters to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231326)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated burgundy nowag doctorate

amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231382)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: razzle mint associate

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231659)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: 180 halford

subtle Juquebi trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231697)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 1:53 PM
Author: Obsidian Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15514237)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: peach space gay wizard

pure gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234451)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 1:21 PM
Author: thriller mischievous menage

OMG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14242313)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 1:05 AM
Author: sable faggot firefighter library

Whoa. I had never read this thread. This is fucking awesome. Please become a writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14285984)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

The door creaks sullenly as BooR enters his hotel room. He walks into the bathroom and looks down at the bathtub filled with melting ice. "When I am for medical school Anitchka, kidney will no longer such problem." The hand peeking above the ice does not answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231348)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Plum Base Ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231393)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:42 PM
Author: peach space gay wizard

tytytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234414)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:52 PM
Author: exciting grizzly sweet tailpipe

peeking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237965)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:53 PM
Author: razzle mint associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237976)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

180, thanks teach, edit: math

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237980)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

A blinking marquee reads "Lua Nova Crepuscular" in pastel neon. Bothered looks into the pock-marked face of the pubescent ticket taker and says, "I must remember who I am and what is important if his life is to truly have meaning."

The ticket taker stares back levely and asks in unexpectedly unaccented english, "Soo, one for New Moon then, sir?"

"Of course my son."

"From the mouth of babes," muses Bothered as he removes the filet o' fish he had concealed in his coat pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231641)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: Buff adventurous theater stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231650)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: greedy marketing idea business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14231670)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: sooty glittery crackhouse

This is wonderful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232119)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

BooR gently removes a 1989 Müller-Catoir Eiswein from the tub and deftly strikes the nape of the bottle against the ledge of the sink. He greedily presses the jagged bottle to his lips and takes a long pull of the nectar within. He looks at his reflection in the warped mirror and licks the blood from his lips, “Krauts know nothing of fighting in snow, but avoiding cake has the strange fellows of bed.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232136)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:53 PM
Author: 180 halford

I can't believe I didn't know where you were going with that

bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232160)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 3:29 PM
Author: razzle mint associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232602)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 7:21 PM
Author: mustard wild genital piercing

my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234813)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 11:25 PM
Author: pontificating immigrant

this one is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14247454)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 2:54 PM
Author: Fuchsia Dashing Organic Girlfriend Meetinghouse

This thread assassinated Bothered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14232179)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 4:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

Bothered’s Tevas pad softly across the stone floor of the church.

The priest, rising from his prayers, starts at the pale apparition and nearly exclaims, “João Mendes de Silva?" before noting the cino-american features.

Bothered strides purposefully to the third row and sneers, “It smells of beets and Bolsheviks in here, priest,” he nearly spits.

He bends down and gingerly picks up the largest part of the discarded rosary and whispers, “Can you hear me BooR? It’s almost time.”

The priest,, badly shaken for the second time that day, crosses himself as the man walks back out the door.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14233378)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

In the alley by the church stands a tall, silent man who no one has ever met. The shadows hide him from prying eyes, but a careful observer might think himself staring into the face of a Gypsy King. In his hand is a book, but the fingers of a pianist or a surgeon or a god obscure the title; only the letters “Vinel” are visible, no matter how close you care to look. On his feet are a pair of worn sneakers; sneakers an editor of SLAM! Magazine might recognize as the immortal Air Dual-D 2K6s. And on his lips are these words, “Ain’t nothing but a stranger in this world. I’m nothing but a stranger in this world.” Down his cheek rolls a single tear for what is surely to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14233852)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: 180 halford

I heard Sir Vixthror's Pipes are hidden in an underground crypt in that very church.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234296)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 2:49 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted locus wrinkle

180 van morrison reference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16993569)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate

180 for real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234299)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Snowy karate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234321)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: Hairless Pale Casino Background Story

In the era of inflated 180s and even more inflated egos, you're a breath of fresh air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234372)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 6:37 PM
Author: Bull headed aromatic forum digit ratio

im liking this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234377)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 2:58 AM
Author: Khaki center legend

I though you were honey there for a second.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286717)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 7:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

As BooR hoists himself up for his three hundredth pull-up, the rattling of his trophies finally draws his attention. He alights gracefully and rubs his hand across his bare torso, his scarred muscles rippling. His stomach is covered by a curious tattoo drawn in the faded black of prison ink. The words say, HOW TO DEFEAT A COP (BOOR), and beneath there is picture of a prone stickfigure, the head with its crude policeman’s cap lying near a pool of viscous black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234594)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 7:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser Striped Hyena

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14234883)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:45 PM
Author: razzle mint associate

maestro man™

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14236240)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:47 AM
Author: hyperactive native main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14277471)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

And the man with the Gypsy King face walks quietly through Avenida Paulista as the wind screams the names of lost friends. A band of urchins skitter around his legs begging for treats. "Why should things be easy to understand?" he asks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14236108)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: Dull big-titted boltzmann

180 man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14236260)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

The Bovespa rises for the first time in days, but there is a pall over the city. The taste of danger and cold rage is on everyone's tongue. "I am not led, I lead," says the city. You are a liar Sao Paulo, your fate is no longer yours to decide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237369)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser Striped Hyena

t y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237982)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 11:43 PM
Author: insecure amethyst factory reset button

goddamn man this is some of the best stuff i've seen here in a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14237861)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 11:59 AM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

The clock in Bothered’s head goes off at 5:00 AM. It is a banker’s clock, a teacher’s clock, the clock of a relentless hunter who can sense that his quarry is near. The feet of Bothered’s pajamas make a light slapping sound on the hardwood floor as he pads to the bathroom to relieve himself.

“Today is the day,” he mutters darkly.

Though anxious for the clash of steel on bone, he flips on his laptop in the darkness. Obama has made another unforgivable gaff and there are articles to post. Important business that simply cannot wait.

Fortunately, revenge, like an Oreo McFlurry, is a dish best served cold.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14241673)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: well-lubricated burgundy nowag doctorate

Best one yet. Ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14241697)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 12:14 PM
Author: razzle mint associate

:)))))))))))))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14241779)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 1:16 PM
Author: Curious gaped death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14242255)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 2:58 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate

god damn man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14243286)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:19 PM
Author: Medicated flesh personal credit line

180 million...I laughed fucking HARD at the oreo mcflurry line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276565)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:22 PM
Author: greedy marketing idea business firm

"The feet of Bothered’s pajamas..." did it for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276601)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:16 PM
Author: sooty glittery crackhouse

TYFT. I missed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14279902)



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Date: March 15th, 2010 4:01 PM
Author: indigo garrison reading party

i lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14400390)



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Date: March 15th, 2010 4:07 PM
Author: Chestnut Useless Brakes Queen Of The Night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14400456)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 7:25 PM
Author: rambunctious shimmering indian lodge nibblets

oh wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14530151)



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Date: April 27th, 2010 1:14 AM
Author: cream abnormal french chef piazza

I lulzt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14835775)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 5:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Olive Dragon

One hundred and eighty. There is some undeniable literary talent in this thread.

Also, it's "gaffe."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267663)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: House-broken irradiated alpha puppy

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16514194)



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Date: August 1st, 2011 10:57 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate

fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18661444)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 12:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

BooR rises with the majesty of Dažbog, both god of cold sun and shepherd of wolves, his eyes unclouded, already bright with malice. BooR’s fingers tenderly caress the trophies around his neck.

One for each obstacle in the ceaseless rise of BooR; he lingers gently over each as is his routine. The Elder of Zion® in an abandoned slaughterhouse in Red Hook, Trustafarian, crying on his knees on the dock in Yakutat, that night he caught up with ¶etro in the red light district of Mumbai. So very many triumphs. Now this.

“For weak useless child?” asks BooR, "Even Yusef did not have place for him. Why such trouble?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14241922)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: fragrant emerald telephone

MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14242432)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

A hundred kilometers to the Southeast outside a town called Maresias, the man with the Gypsy King face paddles slowly but purposefully out into the surf.

Normally a hub of the tourist trade, the beach is quiet, as if the ocean knows that the man needs time alone with his thoughts.

On the shore, a wizened Mayoruna man spears trash with a practiced hand, but increasingly finds his eyes drawn to the tall man on the longboard. The words come unbidden, “Who can he be,” asks the man to the sand, “Who can he be?”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14242740)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 3:00 AM
Author: fear-inspiring corner trump supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286725)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267598)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:56 PM
Author: hideous corn cake

ty for highlighting this, for some reason this poast I'd never read.

Ewe argh a true prophet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267617)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: House-broken irradiated alpha puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16514191)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

A man of routine is a man of discipline, this above all else Bothered knows. But temptation is ever a fickle mistress. Tres McMuffin Sausage con Ovo as a matter of course, yes; but dois Pao de queijo, as well? Dare he? He dares.

Fortune favors the bold.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14243096)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

BooR lies in bed with the half-frozen body of his beloved, cradling her gently in his strong arms.

“A doctor must learn from mistake, Anitchka. If surgery has worked what school would not want BooR?”

He squeezes her ever tighter and lovingly sniffs the nape of her neck.

“What acid will dissolve bones fastly, my darling?” he croons to her softly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14243200)



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Date: April 27th, 2010 1:42 AM
Author: Smoky slimy tanning salon

so good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14836053)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 3:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

Bothered wanders through a corridor of wealth, humming “Desperado” softly to himself.

A young man with an aristocratic bearing wearing tennis whites passes by and mutters something that sounds, to Bothered’s ears, like “Stiffoo.”

“God Bless you, my son,” says Bothered.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14243452)



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Date: May 3rd, 2010 4:50 PM
Author: gay hilarious ladyboy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14896816)



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Date: May 3rd, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

ty, a shoutout to one of my favorite ever posters lost in the enormity of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14896859)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: fragrant emerald telephone

Moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14245432)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 7:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

i appreciate your support, but it is nigh on drinking time and i'm gonna have to bow out for the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14245496)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: pontificating immigrant

tapering off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14247376)



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Date: February 27th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

BooR sits in a crowded brasserie shoveling hunks of Bolo de fubá cremoso into his maw and crying softly.

“You suck my cock boy,” he sobs to himself. He repeats it over and over again as if it were a mantra, a verbal talisman to ward off forces beyond his control.

His fellow patrons are nervous, jiggling their legs and glancing around at one another for support. Before anyone dares disturb him, BooR springs from his chair without warning and breaks into a blind sprint, crashing through tables and upending small children, tears still streaming down his face.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14251932)



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Date: February 27th, 2010 4:24 PM
Author: fragrant emerald telephone

excellent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14252430)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 7:04 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14722202)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

The man with the Gypsy King face lies in the sand, thinking of better times. As the sun dries his dark skin, he nods slowly to himself as if he has walked along the Wanagi Tacaku and found his answers waiting there.

“Death is a debt to nature due, which I have paid and so must you,” he says. “Will you stop for me, Death?”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14270821)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 1:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

The walk was good for his constitution and the articles have been given time to germinate. The response is overwhelming; four unique posts in one thread, eleven in another, seventeen in a third. The education of America’s jaded youth is a never-ending task, but one Bothered embraces with relish. There are some immutable truths in this life: Blu Ray will die when there is digital means of owning content, Obama is a Pinko, a strict diet of Wendy’s is important for the maintenance of body and soul, and come what will, BooR will die today.

Bothered runs the blade of his kabar knife across the palm of his hand drawing a line of beaded scarlet.

“I swear it to you,” he says to the rabbit’s foot.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14271174)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:48 PM
Author: razzle mint associate

good god maestro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14280111)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 11:48 AM
Author: well-lubricated burgundy nowag doctorate

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14305185)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate

180 of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14722219)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14722331)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate

no ty man. this is such a goddamn good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14722335)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:58 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267632)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

There is no Wendy’s In Sao Paulo. No Wendy’s. Not even the one. But Bothered is a citizen of the internet, BooR is a citizen of the internet. Inevitable, inexorable, intractable BooR; he knows things. Like Google. Like Bob’s hamburgers. Like waiting.

BooR snaps the neck of the fry chef quietly, tenderly even. He removes his tattered National Guard uniform and is born anew. It is only a matter of time. BooR has waited six years to go to Medical School, he can wait a little while longer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276311)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:49 PM
Author: razzle mint associate

:)))))!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14280115)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

At a blue and yellow table stained in spats of dried catsup and lubricated with children’s tears sits the tall man. He has not sampled Bob's wares, an aesthete perhaps. He does nothing in fact, hardly moves, but in his stillness there is a mania, a Roman Triumph, a Navajo rain dance, a Donizetti Aria. He too waits. He too is inexorable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276451)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: bistre tantric rehab

holy fucking shit you killed in this thread holy FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276462)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

ty, it may have gotten a bit esoteric after the first day, so i appreciate that it works for somebody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276500)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: exciting grizzly sweet tailpipe

btw, this thread is one reason why pumos = dead site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276594)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:37 AM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14277379)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:39 AM
Author: exciting grizzly sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14277393)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

More satyr of Dionysus than mortal man, Bothered had mowed through three meals at the arches no worse for wear. Could he go again? Sure, no sniveling weakling, no disease-riddled ectomorph he. But something is missing. That something, of course, is the red-haired pixie who crafts Bothered’s ambrosia with loving care.

Click. No Wendy’s in all of Brazil. Click. No new motion on the threads. Click. Fast food in Brazil?. Click. That will do, sounds as American as apple pie and freedom fries. Rumble. Time to go.

And thus, and thus, we begin.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276693)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: exciting grizzly sweet tailpipe

"Three McDonald’s meals in less than thirty-six hours, pushing it, even for Bothered."

This is not a problem and not close to a limit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276723)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

well, if you gave me notes besides just grammar naziing i could do a better job, teach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276736)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:40 PM
Author: exciting grizzly sweet tailpipe

Where would the fun be in that? Careful thought would have told you that what seems inconceivable to sickly ectomorphs on here can easily be processed by my billy goat gut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276775)



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Date: March 1st, 2010 11:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

well, fuck. i'll erase, and start anew, it's almost certainly the weakest one anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14276800)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 3:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

okay, edited to reflect your manliness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14281091)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 10:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

now comes the hard part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14284356)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:39 AM
Author: greedy marketing idea business firm

"b"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14277394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2010 12:22 PM
Author: Diverse mexican

this is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14279931)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 12:38 AM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

*resists urge to drunkenly finish story*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14285751)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 1:08 AM
Author: fragrant emerald telephone

Don't cheapen it man. Know I am enjoying every perfect sentence. Wait until you are hungover. Not sober. But hungover. I want to feel the pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14285998)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

ty man, i'll let it ride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286120)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 12:39 AM
Author: insecure amethyst factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14285758)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 1:34 AM
Author: sable faggot firefighter library

This is really awesome. You write beautifully. No homo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286176)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: insecure amethyst factory reset button

best thread since favorite mccheese album

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2010 3:01 AM
Author: fear-inspiring corner trump supporter

terrible poster.

best thread in a long, long fucking time.

how this happened i will never know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14286729)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:04 AM
Author: 180 halford

you suck my cock boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303545)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:06 AM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

my apologies for not providing better content sooner, poster i've never heard of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303556)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:02 AM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

Bothered swings open the door of Bob’s Hamburgers.

We expect peals of thunder, siren wails, a Morricone score searing our brains; but we are disappointed. There is only the smacking of lips and mindless chewing of processed meat, the shrill cries of errant children, and the smooth crooning of Pat Boone.

Though his ample stomach rumbles, Bothered’s eyes are clear.

He scans the room pensively, taking in the scene before him. A bovine matron, lipstick akimbo, sullenly smacks her gum and makes change. A bored tween pokes desultorily at her salad as her little brother frolics boisterously beneath the table. A Japanese businessman shovels food into his maw whilst ranting into his mobile. A powerfully built fry chef, fifteen hands tall, holds a butcher’s cleaver backhand.

Wrong.

But too late.

BooR vaults the counter with a guttural cry. He totters bowlegged but with alarming speed. Bothered reaches into his waistband for his own blade, a Terracotta warrior far from home, and charges forward. But before the clash of steel on steel, will on will, both stop as if caught on a string.

He is there. Betwixt the two gladiators stands the man with the Gypsy King face looking for all the world like St. Stephen.

“You do not want to do this,” he says quietly.

Bothered and BooR, Boor and Bothered, what can they do? They stand spellbound, frozen in the petrified ichor of the moment.

But they are men of will these two, these villainous heroes, these titans of the internet, and they charge forward, heedless.

Only to be stopped short. Hands of steel close around throats, one marble, one topaz.

“Thinkest thou this to be right, that thou saidst, My righteousness is more than Whokebe's?”

They attempt to speak, but words cannot be summoned.

Just as suddenly, two bodies lie on the dirty floor, two throats, clutched lightly in the dark man’s hands.

He stares out calmly into the middle distance and says, “Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy Whokebe am a jealous Whokebe, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.”

He turns on his heel and walks though the door and into the dusky evening.

What Whok giveth, Whok taketh away.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303537)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:03 AM
Author: razzle mint associate

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303542)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

ty man, your praise means a great deal and you will have a producer credit when i turn this bitch into kabuki theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303589)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:14 AM
Author: greedy marketing idea business firm

*slow clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303614)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 11:50 AM
Author: well-lubricated burgundy nowag doctorate

BOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14305191)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 4:02 PM
Author: stimulating beta fortuitous meteor

Bravo

*Stands and applaudes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16994230)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:06 AM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse roast beef

nao fala portugues, nao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303561)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:11 AM
Author: 180 halford

Taxa de mim como um poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303596)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:15 AM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

cemoitenta naturalmente

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303629)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:17 AM
Author: 180 halford

tu es meu amigao, para sempre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303644)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14306244)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:20 AM
Author: galvanic bawdyhouse roast beef

vai se foder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14303678)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 2:17 AM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14304018)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 3:53 AM
Author: brindle unholy site

nao voce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14304262)



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Date: March 5th, 2010 11:35 AM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14305119)



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Date: March 6th, 2010 4:44 AM
Author: Khaki center legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14312007)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 2:17 AM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14368216)



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Date: March 15th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

a self-serving bump in case anyone wants to read the final chapter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14400277)



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Date: March 15th, 2010 3:54 PM
Author: 180 halford

of COURSE I want to read the final chapter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14400315)



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Date: March 15th, 2010 4:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14400434)



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Date: March 23rd, 2010 3:15 PM
Author: apoplectic set really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14476024)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 5:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14529098)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 7:01 PM
Author: Chestnut Useless Brakes Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14529891)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

fuck you ape detective

goodbye sweet prince, i'll see you in my dreams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14541844)



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Date: April 4th, 2010 4:39 PM
Author: Very tactful goyim area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14600115)



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Date: April 4th, 2010 5:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14600403)



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Date: April 9th, 2010 12:43 AM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14651360)



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Date: April 11th, 2010 8:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lemon fat ankles newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14679565)



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Date: April 11th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: useless nighttime hunting ground jew

OP=same dude as Mayor McCheese EPIC thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14680220)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 5:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

holy shit, i wish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14721310)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 12:01 AM
Author: useless nighttime hunting ground jew

Damn man this thread is so incredible I don't even remember reading it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15328202)



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Date: April 27th, 2010 1:05 AM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14835690)



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Date: April 27th, 2010 1:47 AM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14836086)



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Date: April 27th, 2010 2:05 AM
Author: fear-inspiring corner trump supporter

now don't you go fucking telling him i said so, and i'm being fucking serious here, but the random sequence motherfucker is one of my favorite posters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14836218)



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Date: May 3rd, 2010 4:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

caught you, you little scamp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14896745)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 8:32 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#14957866)



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Date: May 23rd, 2010 10:08 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15065678)



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Date: May 23rd, 2010 10:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15065917)



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Date: May 23rd, 2010 10:35 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate

might be my favorite thread ever my man. like, number one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15065969)



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Date: May 23rd, 2010 10:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

holy shit man, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15066008)



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Date: June 27th, 2010 11:22 PM
Author: razzle mint associate

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15362150)



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Date: June 28th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

ty doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15370298)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 1:46 PM
Author: razzle mint associate

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15514196)



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Date: June 23rd, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: Rebellious elastic band parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15328024)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author: apoplectic set really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15509926)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 4:58 PM
Author: Outnumbered Principal's Office Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15525648)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 7:04 AM
Author: Racy infuriating son of senegal market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15576946)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 9:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

(^_~)V

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15675267)



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Date: August 27th, 2010 4:10 AM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

like macarthur to manilla, i have returned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#15893562)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:36 AM
Author: razzle mint associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16818031)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 7:58 PM
Author: apoplectic set really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16149686)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:38 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate

do tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267456)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

ty sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267496)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:43 PM
Author: razzle mint associate

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267511)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:44 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate

180..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267523)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:47 PM
Author: razzle mint associate

..180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267546)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 5:03 PM
Author: hideous corn cake

081...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267670)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 2:20 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate

if you fall i will catch you i'll be waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16993352)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 3:01 PM
Author: hideous corn cake

time after time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16993710)



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Date: October 11th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: hideous corn cake

I smile just reading the thread title now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16267499)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 1:45 AM
Author: Stirring Blathering Locale Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16514157)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 2:54 PM
Author: stimulating beta fortuitous meteor

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#16993622)



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Date: January 18th, 2011 12:35 AM
Author: mind-boggling opaque mad cow disease becky

i missed you sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#17080440)



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Date: August 1st, 2011 10:50 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing church building roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18661393)



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Date: August 8th, 2011 10:54 AM
Author: nofapping bespoke university

<3<3<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18708838)



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Date: August 8th, 2011 10:58 AM
Author: apoplectic set really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1234030&forum_id=2#18708865)



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Date: October 15th, 2011 8:56 AM
Author: federal pearly lodge trust fund



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