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Announcing a Gentlemen's Wager

RESOLVED, this Thirteenth day of January, in the Year of Our...
Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo
  01/13/05
180
histrionic poppy market
  01/13/05
LOL
balding milk
  01/13/05
that made me laugh
Exhilarant preventive strike piazza
  01/13/05
"You guys, is this cool or not? I can't tell."
Heady Fishy Parlour
  01/13/05
A.
Electric private investor
  01/13/05
I hope not. I want to win this bet.
Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo
  01/13/05
It is my great and honourable pleafure to announce that the ...
Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo
  02/03/05
*fheepifh* Let us not today undereftimate the diftinguifh...
vibrant ruddy degenerate
  02/03/05
Do not cheapen my hard-fought victory so, Messr. Swindon. Th...
Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo
  02/03/05
Well played, both of you. Re panhandling outside Wawa, you ...
aphrodisiac maniacal space sneaky criminal
  02/03/05
best post in the history of the board....all that olde engli...
Demanding brunch
  02/03/05
Thank ye, thank ye. You are truly too kind.
Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo
  02/03/05
Pfft, I beat BOTH of you per capita by far.
big-titted office
  02/03/05
Per capita? You really don't know Latin, do you?
Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo
  02/03/05
I took it for two years in high school!!
big-titted office
  02/03/05
One year here and all I remember is "Puella Pulchra&quo...
180 flesh kitchen
  02/03/05
WBA you are so adorable :)
Erotic razzmatazz toilet seat
  02/03/05
And I won the bet!
Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo
  02/03/05
I told you: no helmet headlight. Impracticable. GTO installe...
vibrant ruddy degenerate
  02/03/05
That's not a viable excuse.
Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo
  02/03/05
I guess we'll have to wait for the memo on this from GTO.
vibrant ruddy degenerate
  02/03/05
Yeah, I guess we will. :(
Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo
  02/03/05
Yeah. Right. Stroock < yourgradesmygrades < William...
vibrant ruddy degenerate
  02/03/05
Well, yeah, my other C+ grades bring me up.
Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo
  02/03/05
don't insult the penguin like that.
vibrant ruddy degenerate
  02/03/05
It's a quality mascot.
Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo
  02/03/05
After year-end grades have been releafed, Messr. Swindon is ...
Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo
  07/12/05
i miss this shit
Aqua useless den codepig
  03/05/07


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Date: January 13th, 2005 1:32 AM
Author: Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo

RESOLVED, this Thirteenth day of January, in the Year of Our Lord Two-Thousand and Five,

That the Right Honourable Messrs. Neil of Swindon and WBA do hereby agree to the entry into and formation of a Gentlemen's Wager, and to be bound thereto to the fulleft extent of the Laws of the goode city of Philadelphia and those of our revered Nation. Upon the releafe of firft-semefter law school grades from the reknowned Univerfity of Pennfylvania Law School (J. Wilfon, Proprietor), Messrs. Neil and WBA fhall at once compare their refpective marks in the four graded courfes, and whichever of the two shall be found to pofsess the higher grade-point-average on a ftandard 4.0 scale fhall be declared immediately the Lofer, and fhall deliver to the victorious party the terms of the wager. For the Terms of this wager fhall be as follows: Messr. Neil of Swindon hath procured, at great expenfe and penalty of mifdemeanor, a rare Helmet Headlight ftolen from the locker and living abode of Messr. Great Teacher Onisuka. For his part, Messr. WBA fhall offer a Life-Size and printed reproduction of the hallowed Philadelphia document, our country's Declaration of Independence, to be purchafed forthwith from the Univerfity Book-ftore.

Upon the fuccefsful termination of this wager, notice fhall be pofted in all necefsary places fufficient to provide the Auto-Admit community of the identity of the Victorious and hereforth Unemployable Winner.

SIGNED,

WBA

Neil in Swindon

and Borne witness hereto by the Underfigned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#1921817)





Date: January 13th, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: histrionic poppy market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#1921827)





Date: January 13th, 2005 1:35 AM
Author: balding milk

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#1921842)





Date: January 13th, 2005 10:00 AM
Author: Exhilarant preventive strike piazza

that made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#1922813)





Date: January 13th, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: Heady Fishy Parlour

"You guys, is this cool or not? I can't tell."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#1921880)





Date: January 13th, 2005 10:02 AM
Author: Electric private investor

A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#1922819)





Date: January 13th, 2005 8:39 PM
Author: Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo

I hope not. I want to win this bet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#1926571)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:46 AM
Author: Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo

It is my great and honourable pleafure to announce that the Winner of the aforementioned hedge-wager is: myfelf! My fincereft congratulations to Messr. Neil of Swindon on his newfound ftate of employability, and I fhall expect delivery of the promifed Helmet Headlight pofthafte.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2054486)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:53 AM
Author: vibrant ruddy degenerate

*fheepifh*

Let us not today undereftimate the diftinguifhed record of Messr. WBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2054507)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:55 AM
Author: Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo

Do not cheapen my hard-fought victory so, Messr. Swindon. The thrill of victory is mine, along with the job panhandling outfide of Wawa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2054508)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac maniacal space sneaky criminal

Well played, both of you. Re panhandling outside Wawa, you may to look forward to joining the guild: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=124466&mc=116&forum_id=2#2053835

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2054514)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:58 AM
Author: Demanding brunch

best post in the history of the board....all that olde englifh is giving me wood....you two should be the only ones allowed to troll in olde englifh since you started it/are the only ones who can pull it off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2054515)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo

Thank ye, thank ye. You are truly too kind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058218)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 8:39 PM
Author: big-titted office

Pfft, I beat BOTH of you per capita by far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058230)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo

Per capita? You really don't know Latin, do you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058262)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: big-titted office

I took it for two years in high school!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058272)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 8:47 PM
Author: 180 flesh kitchen

One year here and all I remember is "Puella Pulchra" and the lesbians that used to play slap and tickle in my class. Latin was great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058288)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 8:47 PM
Author: Erotic razzmatazz toilet seat

WBA you are so adorable :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058294)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 8:47 PM
Author: Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo

And I won the bet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058299)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:02 PM
Author: vibrant ruddy degenerate

I told you: no helmet headlight. Impracticable. GTO installed electro-shock fencing in front of his locker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058419)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo

That's not a viable excuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058426)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: vibrant ruddy degenerate

I guess we'll have to wait for the memo on this from GTO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058428)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:04 PM
Author: Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo

Yeah, I guess we will. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058434)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:06 PM
Author: vibrant ruddy degenerate

Yeah. Right.

Stroock < yourgradesmygrades < Williams & Connolly.

You're fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058443)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo

Well, yeah, my other C+ grades bring me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058451)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: vibrant ruddy degenerate

don't insult the penguin like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058454)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo

It's a quality mascot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058458)





Date: July 12th, 2005 2:22 AM
Author: Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo

After year-end grades have been releafed, Messr. Swindon is ftill ahead in our fine wager. Sadly, we did not extend faid wager to the fecond femefter cumulatatively, so I cannot collect another Helmet Headlight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#3263480)





Date: March 5th, 2007 11:02 PM
Author: Aqua useless den codepig

i miss this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#7714345)