Announcing a Gentlemen's Wager
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Date: January 13th, 2005 1:32 AM Author: Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo
RESOLVED, this Thirteenth day of January, in the Year of Our Lord Two-Thousand and Five,
That the Right Honourable Messrs. Neil of Swindon and WBA do hereby agree to the entry into and formation of a Gentlemen's Wager, and to be bound thereto to the fulleft extent of the Laws of the goode city of Philadelphia and those of our revered Nation. Upon the releafe of firft-semefter law school grades from the reknowned Univerfity of Pennfylvania Law School (J. Wilfon, Proprietor), Messrs. Neil and WBA fhall at once compare their refpective marks in the four graded courfes, and whichever of the two shall be found to pofsess the higher grade-point-average on a ftandard 4.0 scale fhall be declared immediately the Lofer, and fhall deliver to the victorious party the terms of the wager. For the Terms of this wager fhall be as follows: Messr. Neil of Swindon hath procured, at great expenfe and penalty of mifdemeanor, a rare Helmet Headlight ftolen from the locker and living abode of Messr. Great Teacher Onisuka. For his part, Messr. WBA fhall offer a Life-Size and printed reproduction of the hallowed Philadelphia document, our country's Declaration of Independence, to be purchafed forthwith from the Univerfity Book-ftore.
Upon the fuccefsful termination of this wager, notice fhall be pofted in all necefsary places fufficient to provide the Auto-Admit community of the identity of the Victorious and hereforth Unemployable Winner.
SIGNED,
WBA
Neil in Swindon
and Borne witness hereto by the Underfigned
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#1921817) |
Date: January 13th, 2005 1:41 AM Author: Heady Fishy Parlour
"You guys, is this cool or not? I can't tell."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#1921880) |
Date: January 13th, 2005 10:02 AM Author: Electric private investor
A.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#1922819) |
Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:46 AM Author: Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo
It is my great and honourable pleafure to announce that the Winner of the aforementioned hedge-wager is: myfelf! My fincereft congratulations to Messr. Neil of Swindon on his newfound ftate of employability, and I fhall expect delivery of the promifed Helmet Headlight pofthafte.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2054486) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:53 AM Author: vibrant ruddy degenerate
*fheepifh*
Let us not today undereftimate the diftinguifhed record of Messr. WBA.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2054507) |
Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:58 AM Author: Demanding brunch
best post in the history of the board....all that olde englifh is giving me wood....you two should be the only ones allowed to troll in olde englifh since you started it/are the only ones who can pull it off
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2054515) |
Date: February 3rd, 2005 8:39 PM Author: big-titted office
Pfft, I beat BOTH of you per capita by far.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058230) |
Date: February 3rd, 2005 8:47 PM Author: Erotic razzmatazz toilet seat
WBA you are so adorable :)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058294) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:06 PM Author: vibrant ruddy degenerate
Yeah. Right.
Stroock < yourgradesmygrades < Williams & Connolly.
You're fine.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#2058443) |
Date: July 12th, 2005 2:22 AM Author: Twinkling Athletic Conference Water Buffalo
After year-end grades have been releafed, Messr. Swindon is ftill ahead in our fine wager. Sadly, we did not extend faid wager to the fecond femefter cumulatatively, so I cannot collect another Helmet Headlight.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#3263480) |
Date: March 5th, 2007 11:02 PM Author: Aqua useless den codepig
i miss this shit
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&forum_id=2#7714345) |
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