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Mind-boggling fear-inspiring keepsake machete principal's office
  03/28/10
super mario bros for wii? that game is fucking hard with two...
Adventurous Native
  03/28/10
tell me about it. meanwhile she always tells me i kill her ...
Mind-boggling fear-inspiring keepsake machete principal's office
  03/28/10
yeah, fuck. My gf will be stupid and jump while i'm trying t...
Adventurous Native
  03/28/10
yes this happens constantly. or she'll jump on my head beca...
Mind-boggling fear-inspiring keepsake machete principal's office
  03/28/10
fuckin' bitches. why won't they just follow directions?
Adventurous Native
  03/28/10
this exchange is 180
Snowy Mewling Death Wish Rigpig
  04/02/10
inorite? it's like literature. i come back and read it over ...
racy round eye pocket flask
  04/03/10
Concur.
disturbing stage
  09/17/11
Hilarious great stuff
Laughsome Marketing Idea
  06/17/10
This is painfully true. I cracked up when I read this.
Floppy brass roommate
  03/31/10
Really? Mine bitches when I do pick her up because she'll &q...
Brilliant Wonderful Crackhouse New Version
  03/31/10
edit: nm wasnt you
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this is all a metaphor you understand this
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  09/08/10
rate me as a david bowie song
seedy jap
  03/28/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upFG2trivqY&feature=relat...
Mind-boggling fear-inspiring keepsake machete principal's office
  03/28/10
still regret not eating that mushroom?
pontificating swollen idea he suggested
  03/28/10
bump for the entertaining & quintessential xo misogyny d...
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  03/31/10
my condolences, mang
out-of-control headpube
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4XLiXWkUn4
Fantasy-prone Effete Double Fault
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sup
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favorite play?
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7th world is an asshole
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are you a faggot.
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tldr
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180... IF YOU HAD WRITTEN IT YOU'RESELF FAGGOT
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I did.
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then what's with those question mark thingies. did you write...
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ty man. are the weird symbols still there? I dont see them.
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this is original, isn't it. holy shit you fuck
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Holy FUCK 180 at so many parts.
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Date: March 28th, 2010 2:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling fear-inspiring keepsake machete principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14523508)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 2:26 AM
Author: Adventurous Native

super mario bros for wii? that game is fucking hard with two people, especially if the other person is your dumbass gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14523515)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 2:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling fear-inspiring keepsake machete principal's office

tell me about it. meanwhile she always tells me i kill her by leaving her behind. no bitch i can't just carry around your deadweight for the whole stage. it risks both of our lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14523529)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 2:29 AM
Author: Adventurous Native

yeah, fuck. My gf will be stupid and jump while i'm trying to jump and then i'll land on her and kill her and she'll get pissed and say I killed her when i specifically ordered her not to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14523544)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 2:31 AM
Author: Mind-boggling fear-inspiring keepsake machete principal's office

yes this happens constantly. or she'll jump on my head because she's spazzing and cause me to get hit by a goomba.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14523559)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 2:32 AM
Author: Adventurous Native

fuckin' bitches. why won't they just follow directions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14523563)



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Date: April 2nd, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Snowy Mewling Death Wish Rigpig

this exchange is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14580828)



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Date: April 3rd, 2010 11:56 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask

inorite? it's like literature. i come back and read it over and over and each time i get something more out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14594194)



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Date: September 17th, 2011 9:36 AM
Author: disturbing stage

Concur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#18986941)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: Laughsome Marketing Idea

Hilarious great stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#15271510)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 5:04 PM
Author: Floppy brass roommate

This is painfully true. I cracked up when I read this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14560146)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: Brilliant Wonderful Crackhouse New Version

Really? Mine bitches when I do pick her up because she'll "never learn" if I do that, but cries when I try to teach her.

Fucking relationship killer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14560372)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: Bull Headed Vibrant Mexican Preventive Strike

edit: nm wasnt you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14560386)



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Date: April 3rd, 2010 11:57 PM
Author: Nudist Jew Set

this is all a metaphor

you understand this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14594207)



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Date: September 8th, 2010 11:07 PM
Author: aquamarine exciting nursing home blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#15999802)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 2:26 AM
Author: seedy jap

rate me as a david bowie song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14523513)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 2:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling fear-inspiring keepsake machete principal's office

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upFG2trivqY&feature=related

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14523546)



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Date: March 28th, 2010 2:26 AM
Author: pontificating swollen idea he suggested

still regret not eating that mushroom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14523517)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask

bump for the entertaining & quintessential xo misogyny displayed above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14560024)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 5:27 PM
Author: Bull Headed Vibrant Mexican Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14560336)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: out-of-control headpube

my condolences, mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14560391)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Effete Double Fault

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4XLiXWkUn4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14560392)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: Crawly Walnut Stage Roast Beef

sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14560401)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed insane sneaky criminal

favorite play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14560754)



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Date: April 2nd, 2010 1:39 AM
Author: Mind-boggling fear-inspiring keepsake machete principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14574639)



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Date: April 2nd, 2010 12:38 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14577571)



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Date: April 2nd, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14580816)



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Date: April 2nd, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: glittery house puppy

7th world is an asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14580821)



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Date: August 9th, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: aquamarine exciting nursing home blood rage

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#15749404)



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Date: April 3rd, 2010 12:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling fear-inspiring keepsake machete principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14584311)



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Date: April 3rd, 2010 1:24 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14587779)



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Date: April 3rd, 2010 11:57 PM
Author: Wine Apoplectic Newt Location

are you a faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14594208)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 10:11 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14638853)



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Date: April 9th, 2010 1:35 AM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14651863)



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Date: April 17th, 2010 9:10 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#14741664)



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Date: May 30th, 2010 2:17 AM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#15115966)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:01 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#15271495)



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Date: August 9th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#15749238)



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Date: August 9th, 2010 10:26 PM
Author: Motley stock car

i cannot get my gf to understand the concept of the double jump. how to teach her life is not just about mashing buttons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#15749959)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 11:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling fear-inspiring keepsake machete principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16152126)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16642866)



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Date: September 8th, 2010 8:31 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#15998254)



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Date: September 8th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling fear-inspiring keepsake machete principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#15999770)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16151847)



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Date: October 26th, 2010 9:48 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16394022)



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Date: November 15th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16560462)



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Date: November 30th, 2010 8:07 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16686206)



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Date: December 12th, 2010 4:11 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16792568)



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Date: December 26th, 2010 11:10 AM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16900627)



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Date: January 1st, 2011 10:31 AM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16943086)



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Date: January 1st, 2011 11:31 AM
Author: Henna fanboi range

Awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16943178)



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Date: September 17th, 2011 10:26 AM
Author: Shaky Nofapping Cumskin Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#18986996)



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Date: January 1st, 2011 3:02 PM
Author: flushed cerebral sanctuary half-breed

It was one of those days where the raging August sun seems to lay directly on one's back, a fierce and powerful burden that saps one's resistance and strength, where there is naught to do but hide inside the temperature-controlled cocoon of home and wait for the sun to grow bored and glide away across the horizon in search of the west. Little did I know that a far graver burden awaited me within the confines of my own home that day.

My girlfriend suggested that the two of us embark on an adventure together. She handed me a red plastic box, which I surveyed eagerly. "New Super Mario Brothers, Wii" I gasped, glancing at the colorful artwork and playful letters splashed across the cover. I recalled fondly those early years, where as a young child I battled fiercely into the night against the scoundrel Bowser, often failing, but on occasion besting the reptilian reprobate and securing peace once again in the Mushroom Kingdom. I immediately agreed, and we embarked on our fateful adventure.

It started out pleasantly enough. The outlying areas of the Mushroom Kingdom are often green and pleasant and relatively agreeable, even to novice players. In retrospect I do confess some confusion regarding a small handful of my girlfriend's maneuvers on those early levels, though these seemingly sporadic lapses were not grievous enough to call her competence entirely into question. However, it was not long before our adventure together took a decidedly dark turn...

Soon, we approached the precipice of a deep canyon, and I cautioned my girlfriend to remain still while I leapt across to defeat an approaching goomba, thus securing her safe passage across the gap. This was a fairly routine undertaking, as the gap was not significantly large and I was fortified with a fire flower, which provided some security in the unlikely event that I failed to accurately gauge the goomba's speed as it approached me on the other side. Accordingly, I leapt out across the pit with little hesitation. Though my objective seemed relatively simple, it had not occurred to me that my girlfriend, tasked only with remaining completely still - or, failing that, to merely refrain from engaging in a course of conduct that would inadvertently cost me my life - would be unable to accomplish her most basic assignment. A wave of horror washed over me when, as I leapt out across the gap, my girlfriend inexplicably leapt into the air as well. With startling precision (the sort of unholy precision that only the entirely random acts of an utter fool could accomplish, and likely never again replicate) she landed squarely atop my head, and quickly leapt again from my head to the safety of the ledge on the other side. One needs only a basic understanding of the physics of the Mushroom Kingdom to recognize how this cruel calamity promptly sent me hurtling into the deep chasm below, never to be seen again. It also bears noting that my girlfriend's karma was swiftly brought into balance at the hands of the goomba that awaited her on the other side of the pit. And this was how my girlfriend, tasked only with remaining still, managed to take both of our lives with one clumsy, maddening mistake. Things only got worse.

I will spare you the minutiae of the remainder of our disastrous adventure together, but suffice it to say that I have never encountered anyone so completely devoid of competence and poise under pressure as my girlfriend. It seemed at times that when the chaotic circumstances we encountered aroused her into a state of panic, her objective shifted subconsciously from calculated self-preservation to recklessly negligent oafishness, of which I was typically the unwitting victim. It was utterly astounding how frequently her bumbling actions appeared skillfully contrived to sabotage our joint undertaking. In fact, were she not so patently incompetent, one might accuse her of subterfuge, though I doubt even the most respected masters of the game could as efficiently and consistently undermine my success.

I will say nothing of the awful fate that she brought down upon our stalwart companion Yoshi on several occasions.

Needless to say, as the punishingly hot afternoon wore on to twilight and darkness, my patience began to wither along with my sense that Lady Toadstool would ever be saved, given the oppressive burden placed upon me by my hapless and incompetent ally. Our morale became further strained when I pointed out to my girlfriend that her total ineptitude in this and all other aspects of her life was the primary reason she would never earn a salary commensurate with mine. My girlfriend is inclined to take umbrage at any suggestion that her unfortunate gender is inferior in any respect, though her incessant bumbling and homicidal incompetence in the face of even the slightest adversity belie her paleo-feminist prattle. Additionally, I introduced to her the notion that the story unfolding before us - her burdensome presence in the adventure, quite self-evidently a detriment to my success - was roughly allegorical to her role in my life, and that her success as a girlfriend would begin to mirror her success in the Mushroom Kingdom in the near future, should she choose to ignore the important lessons that life presents to her. Alas, she was unmoved by my words, as her gender is inclined to ignore the allegorical characteristics of video games (another feminine shortcoming that I eagerly described to her that day, to no avail).

The coup de grace came mere minutes later. Tensions were still high, due to a brutal but entirely deserved dressing-down that I had given her after she pursued a mushroom as it slid off a cliff and into a gaping void below (she did in fact catch the mushroom as she fell, and I suspect that she gleaned some small pleasure from seeing her character double in size while falling to his untimely doom). We cautiously pressed forward and discovered a cruel and dangerous wall of Bullet Bill Blasters. My girlfriend, who at this time was on her fifteenth continue, led the charge. I instructed her to remain still while I jumped over her head, intending to land atop the Bullet Bill that was swiftly approaching our position. However, the presence of the fairly innocuous threat in her vicinity sent my girlfriend into an unbridled panic, and she elected instead to jump towards the Bullet Bill. Not surprisingly, she did not bear the brunt of her inexplicable conduct, as she jumped directly underneath me, bouncing me off of her head directly into the oncoming Bullet that I had initially sought to conquer. As this was my last life, she was orphaned, left to complete the level on her own. However, without me shouldering the burden of her horrendous incompetence, she was dead within seconds.

It was then that we abandoned the cursed adventure. Amid accusations that she had lied about playing Super Mario Brothers since childhood (how on Earth can one play a game for over two decades and not acquire even the most basic fundamentals of play??) our once-confident team was shattered. In the weeks that followed, I felt like a bitter, empty husk of a man. Never before had Bowser and his nefarious gang of hooligans bested me so completely. At night, I lay awake weeping for poor Lady Toadstool, still trapped in the bowels of Bowser’s dungeons, as Bowser’s hordes circle the sky menacingly in flying airships, deep in the land of lava and fire. They are ever-vigilant, eyeing the horizon for any sign that Lady Toadstool’s white knight approaches. Alas, Lady Toadstool’s fate is sealed. Her white knight tosses and turns restlessly in his bed, cursing the slumbering buffoon beside him.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16944087)



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Date: January 1st, 2011 3:02 PM
Author: out-of-control headpube

tldr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16944091)



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Date: January 1st, 2011 3:13 PM
Author: flushed cerebral sanctuary half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16944187)



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Date: January 1st, 2011 3:39 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask

180...

IF YOU HAD WRITTEN IT YOU'RESELF FAGGOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16944419)



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Date: January 1st, 2011 3:43 PM
Author: flushed cerebral sanctuary half-breed

I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16944449)



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Date: January 1st, 2011 3:44 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask

then what's with those question mark thingies. did you write it in word and then copy&paste?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16944457)



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Date: January 1st, 2011 3:44 PM
Author: flushed cerebral sanctuary half-breed

Yes I did. It's difficult to edit a long poast in the poast window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16944463)



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Date: January 1st, 2011 3:45 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask

holy shit nice work. multiple lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16944464)



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Date: January 1st, 2011 3:45 PM
Author: flushed cerebral sanctuary half-breed

ty man. are the weird symbols still there? I dont see them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16944470)



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Date: January 1st, 2011 3:51 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask

you must have xo java

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16944494)



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Date: January 1st, 2011 4:33 PM
Author: Henna fanboi range

LOL 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16944778)



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Date: January 1st, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: Henna fanboi range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16948334)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle primrose fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16969545)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:25 PM
Author: Diverse Hominid

holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16969641)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:29 PM
Author: curious indirect expression

"and I suspect that she gleaned some small pleasure from seeing her character double in size while falling to his untimely doom"

powerful commentary on the underlying sexual dynamic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16969687)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:38 PM
Author: Big Affirmative Action

this is original, isn't it. holy shit you fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16969776)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:55 PM
Author: aquamarine exciting nursing home blood rage

Holy FUCK 180 at so many parts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16969900)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 2:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac volcanic crater meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#17019315)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 4:31 PM
Author: talking corn cake toilet seat

lol C+C still hasn't seen this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#17020339)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 4:36 PM
Author: multi-colored toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#17020395)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Bull Headed Vibrant Mexican Preventive Strike

tytyty

heartbreaking 180. attidood runs shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#17020526)



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Date: May 21st, 2011 12:33 AM
Author: Stirring electric furnace forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#18054672)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 4:52 PM
Author: Diverse Hominid

but he has lived it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#17020570)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 4:53 PM
Author: multi-colored toaster

god who hasn't. this game incites a murderous rage when playing it with the fairer sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#17020576)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: Diverse Hominid

rate new Texas coach Bryan Harsin's HOT Mormon wife

http://arbiteronline.com/files/2010/02/Harsin.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#17020633)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 5:00 PM
Author: multi-colored toaster

something is off with her face - it might be what fulano calls the mormon fish eyes. 163.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#17020652)



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Date: January 23rd, 2011 5:59 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask

severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#17121842)



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Date: November 17th, 2011 2:57 PM
Author: talking corn cake toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#19386166)



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Date: January 4th, 2012 2:01 AM
Author: irradiated resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#19704071)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:00 PM
Author: aquamarine exciting nursing home blood rage

K, based on the exchange in the first part of this thread, the brilliant narrative short in the second, and the deep allegorical nature of the thread as a whole, I'm going to have to nominate this thread for top 10 of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16969939)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:10 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy spot

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http://www.squidoo.com/patrickhammscandal

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Patrick_Hamm&redirect=no

http://poponthepop.com/2008/06/17/harvard-teacher-assault-posted-on-twitter-flickr-and-blogs/

http://www.yelp.com/topic/boston-lena-chen

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/03/lol-patrick-hamm-makes-business-call.html

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1284417&forum_id=2

http://patrickhammscandal.newsvine.com/_news/2008/06/07/1551800-scandal-hits-harvard

http://tweetmeme.com/story/116502023/patrick-hamm-and-span-classhighlightlenaspan-chen-encyclopedia-dramatica

http://digg.com/news/offbeat/Harvard_Scandal_Patrick_Hamm_Lena_Chen

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http://bostonist.com/2008/05/29/lena-chen-photo.php

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http://lenachenharvard.blogspot.com/2009/07/while-ms.html

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Camwhore

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=821043&forum_id=2

http://memegenerator.net/Aryan-Dude/ImageMacro/4884430/Patrick-Hamm-Rapist

http://www.yelp.com/topic/boston-lena-chen

http://digg.com/news/offbeat/Harvard_Blogger_Lena_Chen_interview_on_nude_pix_scandal

http://lenachenskank.blogspot.com/2009/07/lena-chen-nude-pics-scandal.html

http://thisrecording.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/in-which-thats-probably-just-ice-cream-on-your-mouth/

http://gawker.com/5011281/worst-overshare-anywhere-ever

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/03/lena-chen-writes-college-thesis.html

http://dontdateherdude.ning.com/forum/topics/2004830:Topic:1687?commentId=2004830%3AComment%3A3154

http://boinkology.com/2008/05/28/so-wait-is-jizz-safe-for-work-or-not/

http://digg.com/news/entertainment/How_Blogger_Lena_Chen_got_kicked_out_of_Harvard

http://tweetmeme.com/story/115836249/how-blogger-span-classhighlightlenaspan-chen-got-kicked-out-of-harvard

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=799758&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=62beda7cd49fc36bb997378756807a8c

http://poponthepop.com/2008/06/17/harvard-teacher-assault-posted-on-twitter-flickr-and-blogs/

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/faqz6/college_students_reprimanded_for_surfing_pornblog/

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569172&forum_id=2

http://twitter.com/deepatroat

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=695262&forum_id=2

http://tweetmeme.com/story/116502023/patrick-hamm-and-span-classhighlightlenaspan-chen-encyclopedia-dramatica

http://digg.com/news/offbeat/Blogger_Lena_Chen_s_New_Squeeze_Patrick_Hamm

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1185708&mc=23&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16970024)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 7:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac volcanic crater meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#16970863)



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Date: February 2nd, 2011 10:55 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#17201600)



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Date: March 14th, 2011 3:01 PM
Author: internet-worthy vivacious kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#17507075)



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Date: May 21st, 2011 12:31 AM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



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Date: September 17th, 2011 9:33 AM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



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Date: September 17th, 2011 10:49 AM
Author: Charismatic faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#18987053)



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Date: September 17th, 2011 11:14 AM
Author: pale provocative legend

I also hate girls!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1264503&forum_id=2#18987118)



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Date: December 16th, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: racy round eye pocket flask



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Date: January 4th, 2012 5:41 AM
Author: aquamarine exciting nursing home blood rage



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