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marvelous plum stage gaming laptop
  05/05/10
there is no such thing as shitlaw anymore
Hyperactive multi-billionaire range
  05/05/10
cr
poppy karate cruise ship
  05/08/10
Not federal government or V100.
Fiercely-loyal twisted coffee pot
  05/05/10
Good call. Susman is such a shithole.
self-centered house mental disorder
  05/05/10
nah dude. There are alot of $100K+ that aren't in the v100. ...
Vivacious private investor
  05/05/10
No, there aren't.
Fiercely-loyal twisted coffee pot
  05/05/10
you're telling me that no firms outside of the v100 pay over...
Vivacious private investor
  05/05/10
In niche areas yes, but those are few and far between.
Fiercely-loyal twisted coffee pot
  05/05/10
LOL:D
Exciting fanboi mediation
  05/08/10
He is right in the sense that the firms outside the Vault 10...
Scarlet mind-boggling elastic band
  05/08/10
stop calling law firms shops ya dumb shitlawyer
yellow home stock car
  05/08/10
Why? That's what they are called in real life conversations ...
Scarlet mind-boggling elastic band
  05/08/10
it's an obnoxious term now stfu
yellow home stock car
  05/08/10
only a moron could think that.
Scarlet mind-boggling elastic band
  05/08/10
all of it.
Stimulating Trailer Park Headpube
  05/05/10
mergers and acquisitions
Razzle-dazzle sienna den
  05/05/10
practicing law = shitlaw hth
effete space
  05/05/10
correct
Hyperactive multi-billionaire range
  05/05/10
100% correct.
exhilarant preventive strike
  05/05/10
this is actually a step above shitlaw. enjoy. http://bigd...
Sooty hairraiser ladyboy
  05/05/10
denial
effete space
  05/05/10
Ah, it’s that time of year again. Autumn. The days growing ...
Fiercely-loyal twisted coffee pot
  05/05/10
"The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering wil...
Fragrant tantric toilet seat
  05/08/10
anything that isnt BIGFED, BIGLAW, or a select few BIGSTATE ...
Razzmatazz Topaz Church Prole
  05/05/10
this thread remains the credited treatise on the subject: ht...
smoky dashing faggot firefighter
  05/05/10
Anything outside v10
Vibrant resort
  05/05/10
Nothing to do with V-anything. It's a job you get forced int...
flesh beady-eyed electric furnace
  05/08/10
LOL There are firms in the V10 that are shittier than mos...
poppy karate cruise ship
  05/08/10
Please enumerate the V10 firms that are NOT shittier than mo...
self-centered house mental disorder
  05/08/10
small time cases for TTT clients
irradiated magical striped hyena hell
  05/08/10
It's where your goin!
passionate sick reading party lay
  05/08/10
dump truck law. physician antitrust case.
yellow home stock car
  05/08/10


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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:49 PM
Author: marvelous plum stage gaming laptop

What does this mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918109)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:50 PM
Author: Hyperactive multi-billionaire range

there is no such thing as shitlaw anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918121)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:23 AM
Author: poppy karate cruise ship

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936314)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twisted coffee pot

Not federal government or V100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918127)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: self-centered house mental disorder

Good call. Susman is such a shithole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918180)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Vivacious private investor

nah dude. There are alot of $100K+ that aren't in the v100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918262)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twisted coffee pot

No, there aren't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918279)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: Vivacious private investor

you're telling me that no firms outside of the v100 pay over 100k+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918329)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twisted coffee pot

In niche areas yes, but those are few and far between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918348)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 2:06 AM
Author: Exciting fanboi mediation

LOL:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14935485)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:08 AM
Author: Scarlet mind-boggling elastic band

He is right in the sense that the firms outside the Vault 100 that do pay 100k generally dont hire ANY entry level attorneys and never pay the entry level ones 100k and only about half the firms outside the Vault 100 pay even experienced attorneys 100k a year unless those same attorneys bring in business. Most lawyers work at firms with less than 10 lawyers and at shops like this even the partners are struggling to clear 160k a year. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936377)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:15 AM
Author: yellow home stock car

stop calling law firms shops ya dumb shitlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936396)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:19 AM
Author: Scarlet mind-boggling elastic band

Why? That's what they are called in real life conversations between actual lawyers! Gasp! Some of us are actual practicing attorneys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936404)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:22 AM
Author: yellow home stock car

it's an obnoxious term now stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936415)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:23 AM
Author: Scarlet mind-boggling elastic band

only a moron could think that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936419)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Stimulating Trailer Park Headpube

all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918185)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna den

mergers and acquisitions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918188)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: effete space

practicing law = shitlaw hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918190)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Hyperactive multi-billionaire range

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918195)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:58 PM
Author: exhilarant preventive strike

100% correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918215)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:00 PM
Author: Sooty hairraiser ladyboy

this is actually a step above shitlaw. enjoy.

http://bigdebtsmalllaw.wordpress.com/2009/08/13/shitlaw-primer-part-i-life-of-a-coder/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918225)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: effete space

denial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918244)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twisted coffee pot

Ah, it’s that time of year again. Autumn. The days growing short; leaves soon withering off the trees. The once lush canopies will crunch dead underfoot, raked to the curbside with their chlorophyll gone. Soon a sucker-truck will grind them into mulch. So fades the hopes of this fall’s second-tier lemmings.

At the typical career services office, the hang-dog faces will nervously assemble like a funeral dirge as Biglaw firm after firm pulls out of OCI. Like an ugly teenager, these schools threw a party and no one came. Time to put away the punch bowls and pack up the pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey set. This party is over.

The 2 L’s of 2009 are a bit like those Civil War wives, scanning the casualty lists daily to see if hubby got gut-shot at Gettysburg or lost an arm at Bull Run. “My God, even McCarter & English cancelled?,” cry the gunners. “Don’t the partners there drive salt-rotted Hyundai’s and mow people’s lawns for extra cash on weekends?,” and ”What do you mean Proskauer pulled out? I was all set to tell them about my new article for the Brooklyn Sports Law Journal!”

It’s over, kids. Christmas ain’t here yet, but Santa already left you a lump of coal.

The proud “gunners” who spent 75 hours a week in the library at Brooklyn, Car-Bozo and the other also-rans will openly sob into their spiffy new second-year casebooks as the true depth of the mistake they’ve made cruelly sets in. The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering will be a mardi gras compared to the scene that’s soon coming to a second-tier school near you! Biglaw has already filmed the trailer for this horror movie: firm upon firm has already shit-canned OCI at even the elite schools, and summer-associate offer rates are hovering around the 50% mark at many of the big mills per Above the Law and other websites. And rather than ballgames and booze cruises, the few “summers” left in Biglaw are staying past midnight churning the shitpaper to score brownie points. My, how times have changed.

http://bigdebtsmalllaw.wordpress.com/2009/08/21/shitlaw-primer-part-ii-the-%E2%80%9Cexperience%E2%80%9D-scam/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918313)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:35 AM
Author: Fragrant tantric toilet seat

"The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering will be a mardi gras compared to the scene that’s soon coming to a second-tier school near you!"

sounds like an xoxo poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936328)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Topaz Church Prole

anything that isnt BIGFED, BIGLAW, or a select few BIGSTATE jobs like DA in a major metro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918647)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: smoky dashing faggot firefighter

this thread remains the credited treatise on the subject: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=130795&mc=60&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918665)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: Vibrant resort

Anything outside v10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918737)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: flesh beady-eyed electric furnace

Nothing to do with V-anything. It's a job you get forced into to pay your loans back. You have no interest in the job. Criminal prosecution, public interest, big law. Something you hate going to everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14935444)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:24 AM
Author: poppy karate cruise ship

LOL

There are firms in the V10 that are shittier than most firms outside of the V100 in terms of lifestyle, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936319)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:28 AM
Author: self-centered house mental disorder

Please enumerate the V10 firms that are NOT shittier than most firms outside of the V100 in terms of lifestyle, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936322)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 4:20 AM
Author: irradiated magical striped hyena hell

small time cases for TTT clients



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936080)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:23 AM
Author: passionate sick reading party lay

It's where your goin!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936317)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:36 AM
Author: yellow home stock car

dump truck law.

physician antitrust case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936330)