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What is "shitlaw?"

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Bistre Chapel Philosopher-king
  05/05/10
there is no such thing as shitlaw anymore
excitant heaven love of her life
  05/05/10
cr
Spectacular indigo preventive strike
  05/08/10
Not federal government or V100.
Tan ceo mediation
  05/05/10
Good call. Susman is such a shithole.
milky famous landscape painting meetinghouse
  05/05/10
nah dude. There are alot of $100K+ that aren't in the v100. ...
Swashbuckling gunner juggernaut
  05/05/10
No, there aren't.
Tan ceo mediation
  05/05/10
you're telling me that no firms outside of the v100 pay over...
Swashbuckling gunner juggernaut
  05/05/10
In niche areas yes, but those are few and far between.
Tan ceo mediation
  05/05/10
LOL:D
Cordovan multi-billionaire travel guidebook
  05/08/10
He is right in the sense that the firms outside the Vault 10...
Anal plum plaza
  05/08/10
stop calling law firms shops ya dumb shitlawyer
mildly autistic crusty tattoo
  05/08/10
Why? That's what they are called in real life conversations ...
Anal plum plaza
  05/08/10
it's an obnoxious term now stfu
mildly autistic crusty tattoo
  05/08/10
only a moron could think that.
Anal plum plaza
  05/08/10
all of it.
internet-worthy transparent dingle berry associate
  05/05/10
mergers and acquisitions
Drab Stead
  05/05/10
practicing law = shitlaw hth
bonkers friendly grandma
  05/05/10
correct
excitant heaven love of her life
  05/05/10
100% correct.
pearl multi-colored parlor goyim
  05/05/10
this is actually a step above shitlaw. enjoy. http://bigd...
Bateful Elite Tanning Salon Organic Girlfriend
  05/05/10
denial
bonkers friendly grandma
  05/05/10
Ah, it’s that time of year again. Autumn. The days growing ...
Tan ceo mediation
  05/05/10
"The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering wil...
arousing hideous range
  05/08/10
anything that isnt BIGFED, BIGLAW, or a select few BIGSTATE ...
Appetizing rusted hospital cuck
  05/05/10
this thread remains the credited treatise on the subject: ht...
sooty library voyeur
  05/05/10
Anything outside v10
Zombie-like erotic field
  05/05/10
Nothing to do with V-anything. It's a job you get forced int...
Lime provocative old irish cottage kitty
  05/08/10
LOL There are firms in the V10 that are shittier than mos...
Spectacular indigo preventive strike
  05/08/10
Please enumerate the V10 firms that are NOT shittier than mo...
milky famous landscape painting meetinghouse
  05/08/10
small time cases for TTT clients
infuriating azn corn cake
  05/08/10
It's where your goin!
twinkling hot boltzmann ticket booth
  05/08/10
dump truck law. physician antitrust case.
mildly autistic crusty tattoo
  05/08/10


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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:49 PM
Author: Bistre Chapel Philosopher-king

What does this mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918109)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:50 PM
Author: excitant heaven love of her life

there is no such thing as shitlaw anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918121)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:23 AM
Author: Spectacular indigo preventive strike

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936314)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:50 PM
Author: Tan ceo mediation

Not federal government or V100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918127)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: milky famous landscape painting meetinghouse

Good call. Susman is such a shithole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918180)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gunner juggernaut

nah dude. There are alot of $100K+ that aren't in the v100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918262)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: Tan ceo mediation

No, there aren't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918279)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gunner juggernaut

you're telling me that no firms outside of the v100 pay over 100k+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918329)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:13 PM
Author: Tan ceo mediation

In niche areas yes, but those are few and far between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918348)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 2:06 AM
Author: Cordovan multi-billionaire travel guidebook

LOL:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14935485)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:08 AM
Author: Anal plum plaza

He is right in the sense that the firms outside the Vault 100 that do pay 100k generally dont hire ANY entry level attorneys and never pay the entry level ones 100k and only about half the firms outside the Vault 100 pay even experienced attorneys 100k a year unless those same attorneys bring in business. Most lawyers work at firms with less than 10 lawyers and at shops like this even the partners are struggling to clear 160k a year. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936377)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:15 AM
Author: mildly autistic crusty tattoo

stop calling law firms shops ya dumb shitlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936396)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:19 AM
Author: Anal plum plaza

Why? That's what they are called in real life conversations between actual lawyers! Gasp! Some of us are actual practicing attorneys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936404)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:22 AM
Author: mildly autistic crusty tattoo

it's an obnoxious term now stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936415)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:23 AM
Author: Anal plum plaza

only a moron could think that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936419)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: internet-worthy transparent dingle berry associate

all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918185)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Drab Stead

mergers and acquisitions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918188)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: bonkers friendly grandma

practicing law = shitlaw hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918190)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: excitant heaven love of her life

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918195)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:58 PM
Author: pearl multi-colored parlor goyim

100% correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918215)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:00 PM
Author: Bateful Elite Tanning Salon Organic Girlfriend

this is actually a step above shitlaw. enjoy.

http://bigdebtsmalllaw.wordpress.com/2009/08/13/shitlaw-primer-part-i-life-of-a-coder/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918225)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: bonkers friendly grandma

denial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918244)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: Tan ceo mediation

Ah, it’s that time of year again. Autumn. The days growing short; leaves soon withering off the trees. The once lush canopies will crunch dead underfoot, raked to the curbside with their chlorophyll gone. Soon a sucker-truck will grind them into mulch. So fades the hopes of this fall’s second-tier lemmings.

At the typical career services office, the hang-dog faces will nervously assemble like a funeral dirge as Biglaw firm after firm pulls out of OCI. Like an ugly teenager, these schools threw a party and no one came. Time to put away the punch bowls and pack up the pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey set. This party is over.

The 2 L’s of 2009 are a bit like those Civil War wives, scanning the casualty lists daily to see if hubby got gut-shot at Gettysburg or lost an arm at Bull Run. “My God, even McCarter & English cancelled?,” cry the gunners. “Don’t the partners there drive salt-rotted Hyundai’s and mow people’s lawns for extra cash on weekends?,” and ”What do you mean Proskauer pulled out? I was all set to tell them about my new article for the Brooklyn Sports Law Journal!”

It’s over, kids. Christmas ain’t here yet, but Santa already left you a lump of coal.

The proud “gunners” who spent 75 hours a week in the library at Brooklyn, Car-Bozo and the other also-rans will openly sob into their spiffy new second-year casebooks as the true depth of the mistake they’ve made cruelly sets in. The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering will be a mardi gras compared to the scene that’s soon coming to a second-tier school near you! Biglaw has already filmed the trailer for this horror movie: firm upon firm has already shit-canned OCI at even the elite schools, and summer-associate offer rates are hovering around the 50% mark at many of the big mills per Above the Law and other websites. And rather than ballgames and booze cruises, the few “summers” left in Biglaw are staying past midnight churning the shitpaper to score brownie points. My, how times have changed.

http://bigdebtsmalllaw.wordpress.com/2009/08/21/shitlaw-primer-part-ii-the-%E2%80%9Cexperience%E2%80%9D-scam/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918313)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:35 AM
Author: arousing hideous range

"The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering will be a mardi gras compared to the scene that’s soon coming to a second-tier school near you!"

sounds like an xoxo poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936328)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: Appetizing rusted hospital cuck

anything that isnt BIGFED, BIGLAW, or a select few BIGSTATE jobs like DA in a major metro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918647)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: sooty library voyeur

this thread remains the credited treatise on the subject: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=130795&mc=60&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918665)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: Zombie-like erotic field

Anything outside v10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918737)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: Lime provocative old irish cottage kitty

Nothing to do with V-anything. It's a job you get forced into to pay your loans back. You have no interest in the job. Criminal prosecution, public interest, big law. Something you hate going to everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14935444)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:24 AM
Author: Spectacular indigo preventive strike

LOL

There are firms in the V10 that are shittier than most firms outside of the V100 in terms of lifestyle, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936319)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:28 AM
Author: milky famous landscape painting meetinghouse

Please enumerate the V10 firms that are NOT shittier than most firms outside of the V100 in terms of lifestyle, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936322)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 4:20 AM
Author: infuriating azn corn cake

small time cases for TTT clients



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936080)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:23 AM
Author: twinkling hot boltzmann ticket booth

It's where your goin!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936317)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:36 AM
Author: mildly autistic crusty tattoo

dump truck law.

physician antitrust case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936330)