"They call him the Stanford, sire."

"I think I'll meet him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15391479)

[stabs him]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15403853)

Dana Latham: Bob. Your faults as a managing partner is my failure as a founder. Come.

Bob Dell: Latham. I would have butchered the whole 2009 summer class . . . if you would only love me!

(*Dell smothers Latham*)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15443727)

Random Partner: Then perhaps the Managing Partner will be so good as to teach us, out of his own extensive experience?

Bob Dell: I call it love. The summers are my children, I am their father. I shall hold them to my bosom and embrace them tightly...

Random Partner: Have you ever embraced someone drowning in debt, sire?

Bob Dell: No, but if you interrupt me again, I assure you that you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15443780)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15443810)

*opens envelope containing unemployment check*

*holds the check up high for all to see*

Associates... I salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15482590)

"Would you, Dell? Would I?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15483174)

"That's enough for the provinces, but not enough for MANFUCKINGHATTAN."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15483239)

Dell: "So we will lie, and let our associates work for us. Have every associate given a bad review."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15483322)

SA: I don't know, Mr. Dell.

Bob Dell: The little bee told him everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520199)

Bob Dell: That's enough for NY Biglaw, but not enough for Latham.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520224)

*clicks non-responsive*

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Summer Associates... I salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520281)

Gordon: You have missed the layoffs entirely.

Flagel: Sir, congratulations. I shall purchase a hundred Tiffany's sterling keys to honor your triumph.

Gordon: Save your keys. Honor Dell. He Lathamed the associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15521046)

Above median student: With all my heart, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15521172)

SA: You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues: Wisdom, justice, fortitude and temperance. As I read the list, I knew I had none of them. But I have other virtues, Mr. Dell. Ambition. That can be a virtue when it drives us to excel. Resourcefulness, courage, perhaps not while reviewing documents, but... there are many forms of courage. Devotion, to the firm and to you. But none of my virtues were on your list. Even then it was as if you didn't want me for your Summer Associate.

Dell: Oh, Summer Associate. You go too far.

SA: I search the faces of the partners... for ways to please you, to make you proud. One kind word, one full hug... where you pressed me to your chest and held me tight. Would have been like the sun on my heart for a thousand years. What is it in me that you hate so much?

Dell: Shh, Summer Associate.

SA: All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Dell. Father.

[Dell gets down on his knees]

Dell: Summer Associate. Your faults as an employee are my failure as a father.

[They begin to hug]

SA: Dell. I would have butchered the whole SA class... if you would only love me!

[Dell begins to asphyxiate SA while they hug, SA grunts]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15662909)

Dell: You rode all the way from Harvard for free food and an offer?

SA: Listen carefully, Dell. Harvard conquers and controls everything it rests its eyes upon. HLS leads an army so massive, it shakes the ground with its march. So vast, it drinks the callbacks dry. All the God-King Harvard requires is this: free food, and an offer. A token of Latham's submission to the will of Harvard.

Dell: An offer? Now that's a bit of a problem. See, rumor has it, DLA Piper has already no offered Harvard SAs. And if those shitlawyers and boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then . . . Latham has its reputation to consider.

SA: Choose your next words carefully, Dell, they may be your last as managing partner.

Dell: Free food and offers. You'll find plenty of them in public interest law.

SA: No man, partner or associate, threatens a Harvard SA. This is madness! This is blasphemy!

Dell: Madness? THIS. IS. LATHAM.

*kicks SA out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15885233)

don't know why i couldn't remember this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#17072352)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#17862244)