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Surviving SA shouts to Emperor Dell: "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
| Bateful deep corn cake faggot firefighter | 07/01/10 |
| garnet friendly grandma | 07/01/10 |
| salmon adventurous house stock car | 07/01/10 |
| Fantasy-prone narrow-minded state cuck | 07/01/10 |
| thriller goal in life | 02/13/11 |
| bronze boyish stag film | 07/01/10 |
| garnet friendly grandma | 07/01/10 |
| racy mentally impaired toilet seat | 09/21/10 |
| curious magenta site deer antler | 07/01/10 |
| Coral beady-eyed pit depressive | 07/01/10 |
| khaki useless prole indian lodge | 07/01/10 |
| alcoholic charcoal business firm cuckoldry | 07/01/10 |
| garnet friendly grandma | 07/01/10 |
| At-the-ready National | 07/02/10 |
| Passionate Rose Son Of Senegal | 07/03/10 |
| bronze boyish stag film | 07/14/11 |
| Diverse plum home gaping | 07/01/10 |
| cobalt mexican electric furnace | 07/01/10 |
| flickering theatre | 07/01/10 |
| sable hideous multi-billionaire doctorate | 07/02/10 |
| Histrionic slimy community account mediation | 07/02/10 |
| bronze boyish stag film | 07/02/10 |
| Multi-colored nibblets | 07/08/10 |
| cracking saffron double fault karate | 07/12/10 |
| Wild sick den feces | 07/15/10 |
| awkward forum | 08/05/10 |
| hairless antidepressant drug | 04/27/11 |
| bull headed magical chad | 06/29/11 |
| sable hideous multi-billionaire doctorate | 07/14/11 |
| Pontificating violent senate | 07/01/10 |
| Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife | 07/02/10 |
| razzmatazz beta center fanboi | 07/02/10 |
| garnet friendly grandma | 07/02/10 |
| Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife | 07/02/10 |
| ultramarine talking death wish | 07/02/10 |
| Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife | 07/12/10 |
| mildly autistic trust fund shrine | 07/02/10 |
| Azure Judgmental Alpha Rigor | 07/02/10 |
| Marvelous bawdyhouse cuckold | 07/02/10 |
| brass patrolman | 07/02/10 |
| garnet friendly grandma | 07/03/10 |
| flickering theatre | 07/03/10 |
| Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife | 07/03/10 |
| Bateful deep corn cake faggot firefighter | 07/05/10 |
| Translucent self-absorbed new version | 07/15/10 |
| Greedy Snowy Roast Beef | 07/03/10 |
| Bateful deep corn cake faggot firefighter | 07/08/10 |
| garnet friendly grandma | 07/08/10 |
| Vigorous Disgusting Hall Codepig | 07/08/10 |
| alcoholic charcoal business firm cuckoldry | 07/08/10 |
| Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife | 07/12/10 |
| lilac gaped dragon | 07/15/10 |
| scarlet vivacious institution | 07/15/10 |
| 180 ticket booth dingle berry | 07/25/10 |
| mildly autistic trust fund shrine | 07/25/10 |
| light zombie-like university | 07/08/10 |
| cobalt mexican electric furnace | 07/08/10 |
| Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife | 07/12/10 |
| sable hideous multi-billionaire doctorate | 07/12/10 |
| Crimson spot private investor | 07/12/10 |
| Greedy Snowy Roast Beef | 07/12/10 |
| garnet friendly grandma | 07/12/10 |
| Translucent self-absorbed new version | 07/15/10 |
| ultramarine talking death wish | 07/16/10 |
| domesticated comical stage | 07/16/10 |
| Fragrant yarmulke | 07/16/10 |
| Translucent self-absorbed new version | 07/17/10 |
| Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife | 07/25/10 |
| 180 ticket booth dingle berry | 07/25/10 |
| soul-stirring crackhouse pistol | 05/17/11 |
| deranged crystalline base french chef | 05/17/11 |
| soul-stirring crackhouse pistol | 07/14/11 |
| cracking saffron double fault karate | 11/08/11 |
| razzmatazz beta center fanboi | 07/11/10 |
| Bateful deep corn cake faggot firefighter | 07/12/10 |
| cobalt mexican electric furnace | 07/12/10 |
| Bateful deep corn cake faggot firefighter | 07/12/10 |
| aphrodisiac heaven jewess | 07/15/10 |
| lilac gaped dragon | 08/26/10 |
| soul-stirring crackhouse pistol | 05/20/11 |
| laughsome macaca | 07/12/10 |
| Arousing brindle becky office | 07/12/10 |
| Vigorous Disgusting Hall Codepig | 07/12/10 |
| Arousing brindle becky office | 07/12/10 |
| Greedy Snowy Roast Beef | 07/12/10 |
| Translucent self-absorbed new version | 07/15/10 |
| sable hideous multi-billionaire doctorate | 07/16/10 |
| sooty gunner | 08/01/10 |
| mauve famous landscape painting | 04/26/11 |
| razzmatazz beta center fanboi | 07/15/10 |
| aphrodisiac heaven jewess | 07/15/10 |
| Translucent self-absorbed new version | 07/15/10 |
| cobalt mexican electric furnace | 07/15/10 |
| Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife | 07/15/10 |
| lilac gaped dragon | 07/15/10 |
| Cerebral naked people who are hurt water buffalo | 07/15/10 |
| overrated french boltzmann lettuce | 07/15/10 |
| Bateful deep corn cake faggot firefighter | 07/18/10 |
| mildly autistic trust fund shrine | 07/19/10 |
| Silver Big Range Degenerate | 07/22/10 |
| seedy police squad | 08/01/10 |
| hairless antidepressant drug | 04/27/11 |
| bull headed magical chad | 06/29/11 |
| flickering theatre | 07/15/10 |
| Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife | 07/15/10 |
| lilac gaped dragon | 07/15/10 |
| garnet friendly grandma | 07/15/10 |
| lilac gaped dragon | 07/16/10 |
| lilac gaped dragon | 07/16/10 |
| khaki useless prole indian lodge | 07/16/10 |
| domesticated comical stage | 07/16/10 |
| flickering theatre | 07/16/10 |
| lilac gaped dragon | 07/16/10 |
| domesticated comical stage | 07/16/10 |
| domesticated comical stage | 07/16/10 |
| khaki useless prole indian lodge | 07/16/10 |
| khaki useless prole indian lodge | 07/16/10 |
| transparent anal halford menage | 07/16/10 |
| domesticated comical stage | 07/17/10 |
| Greedy Snowy Roast Beef | 07/25/10 |
| Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife | 07/25/10 |
| cracking saffron double fault karate | 11/08/11 |
| flickering theatre | 07/16/10 |
| domesticated comical stage | 07/18/10 |
| Bateful deep corn cake faggot firefighter | 07/22/10 |
| garnet friendly grandma | 07/22/10 |
| Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife | 07/25/10 |
| Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife | 07/25/10 |
| lilac gaped dragon | 07/25/10 |
| Bateful deep corn cake faggot firefighter | 07/31/10 |
| khaki useless prole indian lodge | 07/25/10 |
| bisexual supple public bath | 07/31/10 |
| sooty gunner | 08/01/10 |
| seedy police squad | 08/01/10 |
| Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife | 08/05/10 |
| lilac gaped dragon | 08/08/10 |
| Bateful deep corn cake faggot firefighter | 08/21/10 |
| Vigorous Disgusting Hall Codepig | 08/26/10 |
| racy mentally impaired toilet seat | 08/26/10 |
| bisexual supple public bath | 01/17/11 |
| flickering theatre | 12/06/10 |
| Coral beady-eyed pit depressive | 12/06/10 |
| Flesh Fiercely-loyal Potus | 01/05/11 |
| domesticated comical stage | 01/17/11 |
| Flesh Fiercely-loyal Potus | 01/17/11 |
| thriller goal in life | 02/13/11 |
| Pale Galvanic Immigrant | 02/21/11 |
| honey-headed locale | 04/26/11 |
| overrated french boltzmann lettuce | 04/26/11 |
| Mind-boggling Athletic Conference | 04/26/11 |
| soul-stirring crackhouse pistol | 04/26/11 |
| overrated french boltzmann lettuce | 04/26/11 |
| overrated french boltzmann lettuce | 04/27/11 |
| soul-stirring crackhouse pistol | 05/10/11 |
| soul-stirring crackhouse pistol | 05/17/11 |
| Motley kitchen | 05/17/11 |
| bull headed magical chad | 06/29/11 |
| metal foreskin point | 11/08/11 |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 1:07 AM Author: Bateful deep corn cake faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15388732) |
Date: July 1st, 2010 1:07 AM Author: garnet friendly grandma 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15388735) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 1:08 AM Author: salmon adventurous house stock car I laffed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15388740) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 1:09 AM Author: Fantasy-prone narrow-minded state cuck =unleashes lions= (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15388752) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 11:30 PM Author: thriller goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#17279638) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 1:16 AM Author: bronze boyish stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15388800) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 1:20 AM Author: garnet friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15388826) |
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Date: September 21st, 2010 12:36 PM Author: racy mentally impaired toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#16102682) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 1:17 AM Author: curious magenta site deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15388815) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 1:20 AM Author: Coral beady-eyed pit depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15388827) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:10 PM Author: khaki useless prole indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15391422) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:12 PM Author: alcoholic charcoal business firm cuckoldry Bob Dell shouts into the ear of a cowering SA, "AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!"...why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15391434) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:14 PM Author: garnet friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15391449) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 4:39 AM Author: At-the-ready National (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15396799) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 4:40 AM Author: Passionate Rose Son Of Senegal g1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15403900) |
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Date: July 14th, 2011 12:05 AM Author: bronze boyish stag film lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18500471) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:15 PM Author: Diverse plum home gaping quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15391452) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:17 PM Author: cobalt mexican electric furnace *Dell points to surviving SA* "Who is he?"
"They call him the Stanford, sire."
"I think I'll meet him." |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:19 PM Author: flickering theatre tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15391508) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 4:39 AM Author: sable hideous multi-billionaire doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15396798) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 9:44 AM Author: Histrionic slimy community account mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15397123) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 9:46 AM Author: bronze boyish stag film lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15397125) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:53 AM Author: Multi-colored nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15443695) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 4:13 AM Author: cracking saffron double fault karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15482217) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 3:15 AM Author: Wild sick den feces 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512016) |
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Date: August 5th, 2010 3:15 AM Author: awkward forum lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15707791) |
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Date: April 27th, 2011 9:13 PM Author: hairless antidepressant drug 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#17870195) |
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Date: June 29th, 2011 10:20 PM Author: bull headed magical chad A++ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18381662) |
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Date: July 14th, 2011 12:03 AM Author: sable hideous multi-billionaire doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18500457) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:20 PM Author: Pontificating violent senate Superb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15391512) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 12:24 AM Author: Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15395383) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 12:25 AM Author: razzmatazz beta center fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15395384) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 12:27 AM Author: garnet friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15395403) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 4:08 AM Author: Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15396751) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 10:17 AM Author: ultramarine talking death wish i like this name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15397256) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 4:14 AM Author: Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife tyvm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15482219) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 5:28 AM Author: mildly autistic trust fund shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15396825) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 10:03 AM Author: Azure Judgmental Alpha Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15397186) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 10:14 AM Author: Marvelous bawdyhouse cuckold *trembling, Dell sticks a thumb up, stomps away* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15397251) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 10:16 AM Author: brass patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15397254) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 3:48 AM Author: garnet friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15403799) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 4:02 AM Author: flickering theatre Mark Flagel: You loved Tiffany's, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? Smile for me now, brother. [stabs him] |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 4:44 PM Author: Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15406673) |
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Date: July 5th, 2010 9:09 PM Author: Bateful deep corn cake faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15424005) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 3:23 AM Author: Translucent self-absorbed new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512047) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 4:48 PM Author: Greedy Snowy Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15406706) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:48 AM Author: Bateful deep corn cake faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15443669) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:57 AM Author: garnet friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15443713) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:00 AM Author: Vigorous Disgusting Hall Codepig Bob Dell: All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Latham. Founder. Dana Latham: Bob. Your faults as a managing partner is my failure as a founder. Come. Bob Dell: Latham. I would have butchered the whole 2009 summer class . . . if you would only love me! (*Dell smothers Latham*)
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:05 AM Author: alcoholic charcoal business firm cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15443747) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 4:09 AM Author: Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15482202) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:28 AM Author: lilac gaped dragon !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512884) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 5:49 PM Author: scarlet vivacious institution Last line should read: "Dell Lathams Latham" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15516109) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 12:55 AM Author: 180 ticket booth dingle berry 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15602780) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 12:59 AM Author: mildly autistic trust fund shrine lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15602830) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:15 AM Author: light zombie-like university Bob Dell: I think I understand my own summers.
Random Partner: Then perhaps the Managing Partner will be so good as to teach us, out of his own extensive experience?
Bob Dell: I call it love. The summers are my children, I am their father. I shall hold them to my bosom and embrace them tightly...
Random Partner: Have you ever embraced someone drowning in debt, sire?
Bob Dell: No, but if you interrupt me again, I assure you that you will. |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:20 AM Author: cobalt mexican electric furnace "Have you ever embraced someone drowning in debt, sire?"
180 |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 4:08 AM Author: Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15482201) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 4:09 AM Author: sable hideous multi-billionaire doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15482203) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 5:04 AM Author: Crimson spot private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15482421) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 5:12 AM Author: Greedy Snowy Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15482453) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 3:19 PM Author: garnet friendly grandma 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15484756) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 12:59 PM Author: Translucent self-absorbed new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15513841) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:29 AM Author: ultramarine talking death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520209) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:38 AM Author: domesticated comical stage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520288) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 2:15 AM Author: Fragrant yarmulke Very, very good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15521196) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 12:04 AM Author: Translucent self-absorbed new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15529004) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 12:41 AM Author: Internet-worthy appetizing internal respiration knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15602633) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 12:57 AM Author: 180 ticket booth dingle berry wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15602799) |
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Date: May 17th, 2011 10:54 PM Author: soul-stirring crackhouse pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18031412) |
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Date: May 17th, 2011 11:22 PM Author: deranged crystalline base french chef 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18031643) |
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Date: July 14th, 2011 12:04 AM Author: soul-stirring crackhouse pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18500461) |
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Date: November 8th, 2011 9:07 AM Author: cracking saffron double fault karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#19323976) |
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Date: July 11th, 2010 3:47 AM Author: razzmatazz beta center fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15470744) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 4:07 AM Author: Bateful deep corn cake faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15482197) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 6:39 AM Author: cobalt mexican electric furnace I am Bob Dell! I shall be closer to you for the next few days, which will be the worst of your miserable lives, than that bitch of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your slavery. And just as your mother was there at your beginning, I shall be there at your end. And when you killself - and killself you shall - your transition will be to the sound of...
*opens envelope containing unemployment check*
*holds the check up high for all to see*
Associates... I salute you. |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 11:40 AM Author: Bateful deep corn cake faggot firefighter nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15483182) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 6:46 PM Author: aphrodisiac heaven jewess ha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15516603) |
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Date: August 26th, 2010 12:22 PM Author: lilac gaped dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15885565) |
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Date: May 20th, 2011 8:29 PM Author: soul-stirring crackhouse pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18052938) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 11:38 AM Author: laughsome macaca "Summers should know when they've been non-offered." "Would you, Dell? Would I?"
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Date: July 12th, 2010 11:49 AM Author: Arousing brindle becky office "I am required to bill, so I bill. That is enough."
"That's enough for the provinces, but not enough for MANFUCKINGHATTAN." |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 12:01 PM Author: Vigorous Disgusting Hall Codepig Flagel: "I have been told of a certain law firm which has a very unusual method of ruining its associates. It will lie about its PPP as if wounded. Then its associates will accept smaller bonuses, and yet it will lie still. And then its associates will take little bites of its profits, and yet it continues to lie."
Dell: "So we will lie, and let our associates work for us. Have every associate given a bad review."
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Date: July 12th, 2010 3:18 PM Author: Arousing brindle becky office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15484737) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 3:23 PM Author: Greedy Snowy Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15484808) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 3:47 AM Author: flickering theatre There was a dream that was V10 Latham. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512196) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:24 AM Author: lilac gaped dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520173) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:28 AM Author: lilac gaped dragon Bob Dell: If you're very good, tomorrow night I'll tell you the story of Mark Flagel, who was betrayed by those closest to him, by his own blood. They whispered in dark corners and went out late at night and conspired and conspired but Mark Flagel knew they were up to something. He knew they were busy little bees. And one night he sat down with one of them and he looked at her and he said, "Tell me what you've been doing busy little bee or I shall layoffpwn those dearest to you. You shall watch as I spend their salaries at Tiffany's." And the emperor was heartbroken. The little bee had wounded him more deeply than anyone else could ever have done. And what do you think happened then, SA? SA: I don't know, Mr. Dell. Bob Dell: The little bee told him everything. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:30 AM Author: lilac gaped dragon Dave Gordon: I am required to lay off, so I lay off. That is enough. Bob Dell: That's enough for NY Biglaw, but not enough for Latham. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:38 AM Author: domesticated comical stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520294) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:37 AM Author: domesticated comical stage Bob Dell: [addressing his new recruits] I am Bob Dell! I shall be closer to you for the next few weeks, which will be the last of your miserable careers, than that bitch of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your layoffs. And just as your mother was there at your beginning, I shall be there at your end. And when you are fired - and be fired you shall - your transition will be to the sound of...
*clicks non-responsive*
Summer Associates... I salute you. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 1:58 AM Author: transparent anal halford menage Flagel: Have I missed it? Have I missed the firing? Gordon: You have missed the layoffs entirely. Flagel: Sir, congratulations. I shall purchase a hundred Tiffany's sterling keys to honor your triumph. Gordon: Save your keys. Honor Dell. He Lathamed the associates. |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 12:35 AM Author: domesticated comical stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15529211) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 2:13 AM Author: flickering theatre Bob Dell: Won't you accept this great summer associate position that I have offered you? Above median student: With all my heart, no. |
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Date: July 31st, 2010 3:17 PM Author: bisexual supple public bath [SA receives no-offer, enters Bob Dell's office]
SA: You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues: Wisdom, justice, fortitude and temperance. As I read the list, I knew I had none of them. But I have other virtues, Mr. Dell. Ambition. That can be a virtue when it drives us to excel. Resourcefulness, courage, perhaps not while reviewing documents, but... there are many forms of courage. Devotion, to the firm and to you. But none of my virtues were on your list. Even then it was as if you didn't want me for your Summer Associate.
Dell: Oh, Summer Associate. You go too far.
SA: I search the faces of the partners... for ways to please you, to make you proud. One kind word, one full hug... where you pressed me to your chest and held me tight. Would have been like the sun on my heart for a thousand years. What is it in me that you hate so much?
Dell: Shh, Summer Associate.
SA: All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Dell. Father. [Dell gets down on his knees]
Dell: Summer Associate. Your faults as an employee are my failure as a father.
[They begin to hug]
SA: Dell. I would have butchered the whole SA class... if you would only love me!
[Dell begins to asphyxiate SA while they hug, SA grunts] |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 8:46 AM Author: sooty gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15669377) |
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Date: August 26th, 2010 11:31 AM Author: Vigorous Disgusting Hall Codepig A persian SA from HLS walks into Bob Dell's office . . .
Dell: You rode all the way from Harvard for free food and an offer?
SA: Listen carefully, Dell. Harvard conquers and controls everything it rests its eyes upon. HLS leads an army so massive, it shakes the ground with its march. So vast, it drinks the callbacks dry. All the God-King Harvard requires is this: free food, and an offer. A token of Latham's submission to the will of Harvard.
Dell: An offer? Now that's a bit of a problem. See, rumor has it, DLA Piper has already no offered Harvard SAs. And if those shitlawyers and boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then . . . Latham has its reputation to consider.
SA: Choose your next words carefully, Dell, they may be your last as managing partner.
Dell: Free food and offers. You'll find plenty of them in public interest law.
SA: No man, partner or associate, threatens a Harvard SA. This is madness! This is blasphemy!
Dell: Madness? THIS. IS. LATHAM.
*kicks SA out the window* |
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