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| bipolar henna scourge upon the earth | 07/01/10 |
| Alcoholic boiling water | 07/01/10 |
| Thriller Library | 07/01/10 |
| maniacal narrow-minded sanctuary police squad | 07/01/10 |
| concupiscible mother plaza | 02/13/11 |
| blue foreskin | 07/01/10 |
| Alcoholic boiling water | 07/01/10 |
| lake frozen dilemma | 09/21/10 |
| vigorous kitty | 07/01/10 |
| Aqua lettuce windowlicker | 07/01/10 |
| razzle dragon clown | 07/01/10 |
| Pink motley dog poop hairy legs | 07/01/10 |
| Alcoholic boiling water | 07/01/10 |
| Coiffed voyeur bawdyhouse | 07/02/10 |
| Ruby cruise ship partner | 07/03/10 |
| blue foreskin | 07/14/11 |
| glassy pit | 07/01/10 |
| swashbuckling boistinker | 07/01/10 |
| vengeful ruddy fat ankles hall | 07/01/10 |
| Slate Haunting Knife | 07/02/10 |
| glittery property | 07/02/10 |
| blue foreskin | 07/02/10 |
| black stage | 07/08/10 |
| amber titillating idiot | 07/12/10 |
| Learning disabled forum bbw | 07/15/10 |
| Beta meetinghouse | 08/05/10 |
| charcoal duck-like athletic conference | 04/27/11 |
| flirting multi-billionaire double fault | 06/29/11 |
| Slate Haunting Knife | 07/14/11 |
| sick tantric theater skinny woman | 07/01/10 |
| Spectacular green orchestra pit corn cake | 07/02/10 |
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| Alcoholic boiling water | 07/02/10 |
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| multi-colored drunken round eye french chef | 07/02/10 |
| Spectacular green orchestra pit corn cake | 07/12/10 |
| Cyan nibblets | 07/02/10 |
| trip theatre | 07/02/10 |
| maize patrolman | 07/02/10 |
| Saffron locus roommate | 07/02/10 |
| Alcoholic boiling water | 07/03/10 |
| vengeful ruddy fat ankles hall | 07/03/10 |
| Spectacular green orchestra pit corn cake | 07/03/10 |
| bipolar henna scourge upon the earth | 07/05/10 |
| appetizing sweet tailpipe chad | 07/15/10 |
| Exciting citrine volcanic crater abode | 07/03/10 |
| bipolar henna scourge upon the earth | 07/08/10 |
| Alcoholic boiling water | 07/08/10 |
| Supple pistol prole | 07/08/10 |
| Pink motley dog poop hairy legs | 07/08/10 |
| Spectacular green orchestra pit corn cake | 07/12/10 |
| sadistic aphrodisiac mexican crackhouse | 07/15/10 |
| pearly cuckold | 07/15/10 |
| medicated selfie | 07/25/10 |
| Cyan nibblets | 07/25/10 |
| irradiated light national | 07/08/10 |
| swashbuckling boistinker | 07/08/10 |
| Spectacular green orchestra pit corn cake | 07/12/10 |
| Slate Haunting Knife | 07/12/10 |
| transparent national security agency state | 07/12/10 |
| Exciting citrine volcanic crater abode | 07/12/10 |
| Alcoholic boiling water | 07/12/10 |
| appetizing sweet tailpipe chad | 07/15/10 |
| multi-colored drunken round eye french chef | 07/16/10 |
| Snowy talented laser beams pisswyrm | 07/16/10 |
| Abnormal location | 07/16/10 |
| appetizing sweet tailpipe chad | 07/17/10 |
| Spectacular green orchestra pit corn cake | 07/25/10 |
| medicated selfie | 07/25/10 |
| dark gaming laptop regret | 05/17/11 |
| impressive cerebral shrine degenerate | 05/17/11 |
| dark gaming laptop regret | 07/14/11 |
| amber titillating idiot | 11/08/11 |
| sexy tattoo headpube | 07/11/10 |
| bipolar henna scourge upon the earth | 07/12/10 |
| swashbuckling boistinker | 07/12/10 |
| bipolar henna scourge upon the earth | 07/12/10 |
| adventurous set main people | 07/15/10 |
| sadistic aphrodisiac mexican crackhouse | 08/26/10 |
| dark gaming laptop regret | 05/20/11 |
| Lemon gunner cuckoldry | 07/12/10 |
| twisted umber parlor hissy fit | 07/12/10 |
| Supple pistol prole | 07/12/10 |
| twisted umber parlor hissy fit | 07/12/10 |
| Exciting citrine volcanic crater abode | 07/12/10 |
| appetizing sweet tailpipe chad | 07/15/10 |
| Slate Haunting Knife | 07/16/10 |
| Dashing Hilarious Ticket Booth | 08/01/10 |
| jet-lagged indecent idea he suggested stain | 04/26/11 |
| sexy tattoo headpube | 07/15/10 |
| adventurous set main people | 07/15/10 |
| appetizing sweet tailpipe chad | 07/15/10 |
| swashbuckling boistinker | 07/15/10 |
| Spectacular green orchestra pit corn cake | 07/15/10 |
| sadistic aphrodisiac mexican crackhouse | 07/15/10 |
| low-t halford coffee pot | 07/15/10 |
| Carnelian startling senate rigor | 07/15/10 |
| bipolar henna scourge upon the earth | 07/18/10 |
| Cyan nibblets | 07/19/10 |
| passionate high-end church legend | 07/22/10 |
| cheese-eating heady spot wrinkle | 08/01/10 |
| charcoal duck-like athletic conference | 04/27/11 |
| flirting multi-billionaire double fault | 06/29/11 |
| vengeful ruddy fat ankles hall | 07/15/10 |
| Spectacular green orchestra pit corn cake | 07/15/10 |
| sadistic aphrodisiac mexican crackhouse | 07/15/10 |
| Alcoholic boiling water | 07/15/10 |
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| razzle dragon clown | 07/16/10 |
| Snowy talented laser beams pisswyrm | 07/16/10 |
| vengeful ruddy fat ankles hall | 07/16/10 |
| sadistic aphrodisiac mexican crackhouse | 07/16/10 |
| Snowy talented laser beams pisswyrm | 07/16/10 |
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| razzle dragon clown | 07/16/10 |
| razzle dragon clown | 07/16/10 |
| zombie-like karate | 07/16/10 |
| Snowy talented laser beams pisswyrm | 07/17/10 |
| Exciting citrine volcanic crater abode | 07/25/10 |
| Spectacular green orchestra pit corn cake | 07/25/10 |
| amber titillating idiot | 11/08/11 |
| vengeful ruddy fat ankles hall | 07/16/10 |
| Snowy talented laser beams pisswyrm | 07/18/10 |
| bipolar henna scourge upon the earth | 07/22/10 |
| Alcoholic boiling water | 07/22/10 |
| Spectacular green orchestra pit corn cake | 07/25/10 |
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| sadistic aphrodisiac mexican crackhouse | 07/25/10 |
| bipolar henna scourge upon the earth | 07/31/10 |
| razzle dragon clown | 07/25/10 |
| provocative mewling newt | 07/31/10 |
| Dashing Hilarious Ticket Booth | 08/01/10 |
| cheese-eating heady spot wrinkle | 08/01/10 |
| Spectacular green orchestra pit corn cake | 08/05/10 |
| sadistic aphrodisiac mexican crackhouse | 08/08/10 |
| bipolar henna scourge upon the earth | 08/21/10 |
| Supple pistol prole | 08/26/10 |
| lake frozen dilemma | 08/26/10 |
| provocative mewling newt | 01/17/11 |
| vengeful ruddy fat ankles hall | 12/06/10 |
| Aqua lettuce windowlicker | 12/06/10 |
| Unholy exhilarant site | 01/05/11 |
| Snowy talented laser beams pisswyrm | 01/17/11 |
| Unholy exhilarant site | 01/17/11 |
| concupiscible mother plaza | 02/13/11 |
| well-lubricated underhanded piazza hunting ground | 02/21/11 |
| electric depressive | 04/26/11 |
| Carnelian startling senate rigor | 04/26/11 |
| doobsian liquid oxygen preventive strike | 04/26/11 |
| dark gaming laptop regret | 04/26/11 |
| Carnelian startling senate rigor | 04/26/11 |
| Carnelian startling senate rigor | 04/27/11 |
| dark gaming laptop regret | 05/10/11 |
| dark gaming laptop regret | 05/17/11 |
| Free-loading new version stead | 05/17/11 |
| flirting multi-billionaire double fault | 06/29/11 |
| violent love of her life dysfunction | 11/08/11 |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 1:09 AM Author: maniacal narrow-minded sanctuary police squad =unleashes lions= (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15388752) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:12 PM Author: Pink motley dog poop hairy legs Bob Dell shouts into the ear of a cowering SA, "AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!"...why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15391434) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:14 PM Author: Alcoholic boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15391449) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:15 PM Author: glassy pit quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15391452) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:17 PM Author: swashbuckling boistinker *Dell points to surviving SA* "Who is he?"
"They call him the Stanford, sire."
"I think I'll meet him." |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:19 PM Author: vengeful ruddy fat ankles hall tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15391508) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 4:39 AM Author: Slate Haunting Knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15396798) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 9:44 AM Author: glittery property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15397123) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 4:13 AM Author: amber titillating idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15482217) |
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Date: August 5th, 2010 3:15 AM Author: Beta meetinghouse lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15707791) |
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Date: April 27th, 2011 9:13 PM Author: charcoal duck-like athletic conference 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#17870195) |
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Date: June 29th, 2011 10:20 PM Author: flirting multi-billionaire double fault A++ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18381662) |
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Date: July 14th, 2011 12:03 AM Author: Slate Haunting Knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18500457) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 10:14 AM Author: maize patrolman *trembling, Dell sticks a thumb up, stomps away* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15397251) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 10:16 AM Author: Saffron locus roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15397254) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 3:48 AM Author: Alcoholic boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15403799) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 4:02 AM Author: vengeful ruddy fat ankles hall Mark Flagel: You loved Tiffany's, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? Smile for me now, brother. [stabs him] |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 4:44 PM Author: Spectacular green orchestra pit corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15406673) |
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Date: July 5th, 2010 9:09 PM Author: bipolar henna scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15424005) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 3:23 AM Author: appetizing sweet tailpipe chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512047) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:48 AM Author: bipolar henna scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15443669) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:57 AM Author: Alcoholic boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15443713) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:00 AM Author: Supple pistol prole Bob Dell: All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Latham. Founder. Dana Latham: Bob. Your faults as a managing partner is my failure as a founder. Come. Bob Dell: Latham. I would have butchered the whole 2009 summer class . . . if you would only love me! (*Dell smothers Latham*)
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:05 AM Author: Pink motley dog poop hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15443747) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 5:49 PM Author: pearly cuckold Last line should read: "Dell Lathams Latham" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15516109) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 12:55 AM Author: medicated selfie 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15602780) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 12:59 AM Author: Cyan nibblets lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15602830) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:15 AM Author: irradiated light national Bob Dell: I think I understand my own summers.
Random Partner: Then perhaps the Managing Partner will be so good as to teach us, out of his own extensive experience?
Bob Dell: I call it love. The summers are my children, I am their father. I shall hold them to my bosom and embrace them tightly...
Random Partner: Have you ever embraced someone drowning in debt, sire?
Bob Dell: No, but if you interrupt me again, I assure you that you will. |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:20 AM Author: swashbuckling boistinker "Have you ever embraced someone drowning in debt, sire?"
180 |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 3:19 PM Author: Alcoholic boiling water 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15484756) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 4:07 AM Author: bipolar henna scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15482197) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 6:39 AM Author: swashbuckling boistinker I am Bob Dell! I shall be closer to you for the next few days, which will be the worst of your miserable lives, than that bitch of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your slavery. And just as your mother was there at your beginning, I shall be there at your end. And when you killself - and killself you shall - your transition will be to the sound of...
*opens envelope containing unemployment check*
*holds the check up high for all to see*
Associates... I salute you. |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 11:40 AM Author: bipolar henna scourge upon the earth nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15483182) |
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Date: May 20th, 2011 8:29 PM Author: dark gaming laptop regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18052938) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 11:38 AM Author: Lemon gunner cuckoldry "Summers should know when they've been non-offered." "Would you, Dell? Would I?"
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Date: July 12th, 2010 11:49 AM Author: twisted umber parlor hissy fit "I am required to bill, so I bill. That is enough."
"That's enough for the provinces, but not enough for MANFUCKINGHATTAN." |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 12:01 PM Author: Supple pistol prole Flagel: "I have been told of a certain law firm which has a very unusual method of ruining its associates. It will lie about its PPP as if wounded. Then its associates will accept smaller bonuses, and yet it will lie still. And then its associates will take little bites of its profits, and yet it continues to lie."
Dell: "So we will lie, and let our associates work for us. Have every associate given a bad review."
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Date: July 12th, 2010 3:18 PM Author: twisted umber parlor hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15484737) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 3:47 AM Author: vengeful ruddy fat ankles hall There was a dream that was V10 Latham. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512196) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:28 AM Author: sadistic aphrodisiac mexican crackhouse Bob Dell: If you're very good, tomorrow night I'll tell you the story of Mark Flagel, who was betrayed by those closest to him, by his own blood. They whispered in dark corners and went out late at night and conspired and conspired but Mark Flagel knew they were up to something. He knew they were busy little bees. And one night he sat down with one of them and he looked at her and he said, "Tell me what you've been doing busy little bee or I shall layoffpwn those dearest to you. You shall watch as I spend their salaries at Tiffany's." And the emperor was heartbroken. The little bee had wounded him more deeply than anyone else could ever have done. And what do you think happened then, SA? SA: I don't know, Mr. Dell. Bob Dell: The little bee told him everything. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:30 AM Author: sadistic aphrodisiac mexican crackhouse Dave Gordon: I am required to lay off, so I lay off. That is enough. Bob Dell: That's enough for NY Biglaw, but not enough for Latham. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:38 AM Author: Snowy talented laser beams pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520294) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:37 AM Author: Snowy talented laser beams pisswyrm Bob Dell: [addressing his new recruits] I am Bob Dell! I shall be closer to you for the next few weeks, which will be the last of your miserable careers, than that bitch of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your layoffs. And just as your mother was there at your beginning, I shall be there at your end. And when you are fired - and be fired you shall - your transition will be to the sound of...
*clicks non-responsive*
Summer Associates... I salute you. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 1:58 AM Author: zombie-like karate Flagel: Have I missed it? Have I missed the firing? Gordon: You have missed the layoffs entirely. Flagel: Sir, congratulations. I shall purchase a hundred Tiffany's sterling keys to honor your triumph. Gordon: Save your keys. Honor Dell. He Lathamed the associates. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 2:13 AM Author: vengeful ruddy fat ankles hall Bob Dell: Won't you accept this great summer associate position that I have offered you? Above median student: With all my heart, no. |
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Date: July 31st, 2010 3:17 PM Author: provocative mewling newt [SA receives no-offer, enters Bob Dell's office]
SA: You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues: Wisdom, justice, fortitude and temperance. As I read the list, I knew I had none of them. But I have other virtues, Mr. Dell. Ambition. That can be a virtue when it drives us to excel. Resourcefulness, courage, perhaps not while reviewing documents, but... there are many forms of courage. Devotion, to the firm and to you. But none of my virtues were on your list. Even then it was as if you didn't want me for your Summer Associate.
Dell: Oh, Summer Associate. You go too far.
SA: I search the faces of the partners... for ways to please you, to make you proud. One kind word, one full hug... where you pressed me to your chest and held me tight. Would have been like the sun on my heart for a thousand years. What is it in me that you hate so much?
Dell: Shh, Summer Associate.
SA: All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Dell. Father. [Dell gets down on his knees]
Dell: Summer Associate. Your faults as an employee are my failure as a father.
[They begin to hug]
SA: Dell. I would have butchered the whole SA class... if you would only love me!
[Dell begins to asphyxiate SA while they hug, SA grunts] |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 8:46 AM Author: Dashing Hilarious Ticket Booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15669377) |
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Date: August 26th, 2010 11:31 AM Author: Supple pistol prole A persian SA from HLS walks into Bob Dell's office . . .
Dell: You rode all the way from Harvard for free food and an offer?
SA: Listen carefully, Dell. Harvard conquers and controls everything it rests its eyes upon. HLS leads an army so massive, it shakes the ground with its march. So vast, it drinks the callbacks dry. All the God-King Harvard requires is this: free food, and an offer. A token of Latham's submission to the will of Harvard.
Dell: An offer? Now that's a bit of a problem. See, rumor has it, DLA Piper has already no offered Harvard SAs. And if those shitlawyers and boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then . . . Latham has its reputation to consider.
SA: Choose your next words carefully, Dell, they may be your last as managing partner.
Dell: Free food and offers. You'll find plenty of them in public interest law.
SA: No man, partner or associate, threatens a Harvard SA. This is madness! This is blasphemy!
Dell: Madness? THIS. IS. LATHAM.
*kicks SA out the window* |
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Date: August 26th, 2010 12:01 PM Author: lake frozen dilemma On this day, we reach back to hallowed antiquity, to bring you a recreation of the second fall of the mighty Sherman and Sterling!... On the barren plain of Sutton Place, there stood the magna grads of the associate class. Ferocious gunners and law review editors from all T6 law schools, bent on merciless billing, partnership. Your managing partner is pleased to give you the associate horde! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15885372) |
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