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Surviving SA shouts to Emperor Dell: "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
| Vibrant school | 07/01/10 |
| Zombie-like trailer park ratface | 07/01/10 |
| snowy charismatic dysfunction | 07/01/10 |
| Cordovan theatre | 07/01/10 |
| thirsty bipolar office | 02/13/11 |
| dull pervert | 07/01/10 |
| Zombie-like trailer park ratface | 07/01/10 |
| swollen degenerate water buffalo | 09/21/10 |
| Gold brunch kitty | 07/01/10 |
| bossy lodge | 07/01/10 |
| disgusting olive house half-breed | 07/01/10 |
| Cobalt multi-colored library jewess | 07/01/10 |
| Zombie-like trailer park ratface | 07/01/10 |
| Wonderful home pisswyrm | 07/02/10 |
| lemon abnormal azn | 07/03/10 |
| dull pervert | 07/14/11 |
| walnut windowlicker | 07/01/10 |
| maroon prole | 07/01/10 |
| citrine odious cuckold | 07/01/10 |
| Bull headed kitchen | 07/02/10 |
| ebony bawdyhouse | 07/02/10 |
| dull pervert | 07/02/10 |
| Ruddy liquid oxygen church | 07/08/10 |
| silver trust fund | 07/12/10 |
| Galvanic indecent rehab scourge upon the earth | 07/15/10 |
| puce gaping | 08/05/10 |
| Impertinent Meetinghouse | 04/27/11 |
| Trip National | 06/29/11 |
| Bull headed kitchen | 07/14/11 |
| maniacal public bath headpube | 07/01/10 |
| Red Stirring Factory Reset Button | 07/02/10 |
| Painfully Honest Hell | 07/02/10 |
| Zombie-like trailer park ratface | 07/02/10 |
| Red Stirring Factory Reset Button | 07/02/10 |
| Talented regret | 07/02/10 |
| Red Stirring Factory Reset Button | 07/12/10 |
| Claret Aphrodisiac Field | 07/02/10 |
| Autistic crawly faggot firefighter parlour | 07/02/10 |
| erotic chestnut senate | 07/02/10 |
| marvelous dopamine travel guidebook | 07/02/10 |
| Zombie-like trailer park ratface | 07/03/10 |
| citrine odious cuckold | 07/03/10 |
| Red Stirring Factory Reset Button | 07/03/10 |
| Vibrant school | 07/05/10 |
| ultramarine laser beams resort | 07/15/10 |
| free-loading lavender sex offender community account | 07/03/10 |
| Vibrant school | 07/08/10 |
| Zombie-like trailer park ratface | 07/08/10 |
| razzle useless brakes lay | 07/08/10 |
| Cobalt multi-colored library jewess | 07/08/10 |
| Red Stirring Factory Reset Button | 07/12/10 |
| Coral dilemma rigor | 07/15/10 |
| Indigo whorehouse | 07/15/10 |
| Mauve cowardly set | 07/25/10 |
| Claret Aphrodisiac Field | 07/25/10 |
| Copper racy corner | 07/08/10 |
| maroon prole | 07/08/10 |
| Red Stirring Factory Reset Button | 07/12/10 |
| Bull headed kitchen | 07/12/10 |
| white double fault sandwich | 07/12/10 |
| free-loading lavender sex offender community account | 07/12/10 |
| Zombie-like trailer park ratface | 07/12/10 |
| ultramarine laser beams resort | 07/15/10 |
| Talented regret | 07/16/10 |
| avocado cracking philosopher-king theater | 07/16/10 |
| brindle milk | 07/16/10 |
| ultramarine laser beams resort | 07/17/10 |
| Red Stirring Factory Reset Button | 07/25/10 |
| Mauve cowardly set | 07/25/10 |
| angry weed whacker | 05/17/11 |
| Rose New Version | 05/17/11 |
| angry weed whacker | 07/14/11 |
| silver trust fund | 11/08/11 |
| Painfully Honest Hell | 07/11/10 |
| Vibrant school | 07/12/10 |
| maroon prole | 07/12/10 |
| Vibrant school | 07/12/10 |
| violent french chef | 07/15/10 |
| Coral dilemma rigor | 08/26/10 |
| angry weed whacker | 05/20/11 |
| hairraiser slap-happy range jew | 07/12/10 |
| cheese-eating primrose institution | 07/12/10 |
| razzle useless brakes lay | 07/12/10 |
| cheese-eating primrose institution | 07/12/10 |
| free-loading lavender sex offender community account | 07/12/10 |
| ultramarine laser beams resort | 07/15/10 |
| Bull headed kitchen | 07/16/10 |
| Supple cruise ship | 08/01/10 |
| provocative domesticated stag film psychic | 04/26/11 |
| Painfully Honest Hell | 07/15/10 |
| violent french chef | 07/15/10 |
| ultramarine laser beams resort | 07/15/10 |
| maroon prole | 07/15/10 |
| Red Stirring Factory Reset Button | 07/15/10 |
| Coral dilemma rigor | 07/15/10 |
| irradiated depressive | 07/15/10 |
| Razzmatazz drunken karate genital piercing | 07/15/10 |
| Vibrant school | 07/18/10 |
| Claret Aphrodisiac Field | 07/19/10 |
| Unholy indian lodge brethren | 07/22/10 |
| Self-absorbed Mentally Impaired Den | 08/01/10 |
| Impertinent Meetinghouse | 04/27/11 |
| Trip National | 06/29/11 |
| citrine odious cuckold | 07/15/10 |
| Red Stirring Factory Reset Button | 07/15/10 |
| Coral dilemma rigor | 07/15/10 |
| Zombie-like trailer park ratface | 07/15/10 |
| Coral dilemma rigor | 07/16/10 |
| Coral dilemma rigor | 07/16/10 |
| disgusting olive house half-breed | 07/16/10 |
| avocado cracking philosopher-king theater | 07/16/10 |
| citrine odious cuckold | 07/16/10 |
| Coral dilemma rigor | 07/16/10 |
| avocado cracking philosopher-king theater | 07/16/10 |
| avocado cracking philosopher-king theater | 07/16/10 |
| disgusting olive house half-breed | 07/16/10 |
| disgusting olive house half-breed | 07/16/10 |
| magical insane heaven | 07/16/10 |
| avocado cracking philosopher-king theater | 07/17/10 |
| free-loading lavender sex offender community account | 07/25/10 |
| Red Stirring Factory Reset Button | 07/25/10 |
| silver trust fund | 11/08/11 |
| citrine odious cuckold | 07/16/10 |
| avocado cracking philosopher-king theater | 07/18/10 |
| Vibrant school | 07/22/10 |
| Zombie-like trailer park ratface | 07/22/10 |
| Red Stirring Factory Reset Button | 07/25/10 |
| Red Stirring Factory Reset Button | 07/25/10 |
| Coral dilemma rigor | 07/25/10 |
| Vibrant school | 07/31/10 |
| disgusting olive house half-breed | 07/25/10 |
| big theater stage macaca | 07/31/10 |
| Supple cruise ship | 08/01/10 |
| Self-absorbed Mentally Impaired Den | 08/01/10 |
| Red Stirring Factory Reset Button | 08/05/10 |
| Coral dilemma rigor | 08/08/10 |
| Vibrant school | 08/21/10 |
| razzle useless brakes lay | 08/26/10 |
| swollen degenerate water buffalo | 08/26/10 |
| big theater stage macaca | 01/17/11 |
| citrine odious cuckold | 12/06/10 |
| bossy lodge | 12/06/10 |
| vengeful magenta market | 01/05/11 |
| avocado cracking philosopher-king theater | 01/17/11 |
| vengeful magenta market | 01/17/11 |
| thirsty bipolar office | 02/13/11 |
| Chest-beating gay wizard | 02/21/11 |
| Narrow-minded aromatic casino idiot | 04/26/11 |
| Razzmatazz drunken karate genital piercing | 04/26/11 |
| passionate kitty cat | 04/26/11 |
| angry weed whacker | 04/26/11 |
| Razzmatazz drunken karate genital piercing | 04/26/11 |
| Razzmatazz drunken karate genital piercing | 04/27/11 |
| angry weed whacker | 05/10/11 |
| angry weed whacker | 05/17/11 |
| Exciting athletic conference | 05/17/11 |
| Trip National | 06/29/11 |
| Vermilion Messiness | 11/08/11 |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:12 PM Author: Cobalt multi-colored library jewess Bob Dell shouts into the ear of a cowering SA, "AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!"...why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15391434) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:14 PM Author: Zombie-like trailer park ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15391449) |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:17 PM Author: maroon prole *Dell points to surviving SA* "Who is he?"
"They call him the Stanford, sire."
"I think I'll meet him." |
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Date: July 1st, 2010 3:19 PM Author: citrine odious cuckold tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15391508) |
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Date: April 27th, 2011 9:13 PM Author: Impertinent Meetinghouse 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#17870195) |
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Date: June 29th, 2011 10:20 PM Author: Trip National A++ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18381662) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 4:02 AM Author: citrine odious cuckold Mark Flagel: You loved Tiffany's, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? Smile for me now, brother. [stabs him] |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 4:44 PM Author: Red Stirring Factory Reset Button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15406673) |
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Date: July 5th, 2010 9:09 PM Author: Vibrant school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15424005) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:48 AM Author: Vibrant school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15443669) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:57 AM Author: Zombie-like trailer park ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15443713) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:00 AM Author: razzle useless brakes lay Bob Dell: All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Latham. Founder. Dana Latham: Bob. Your faults as a managing partner is my failure as a founder. Come. Bob Dell: Latham. I would have butchered the whole 2009 summer class . . . if you would only love me! (*Dell smothers Latham*)
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:05 AM Author: Cobalt multi-colored library jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15443747) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 4:09 AM Author: Red Stirring Factory Reset Button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15482202) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:28 AM Author: Coral dilemma rigor !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512884) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 5:49 PM Author: Indigo whorehouse Last line should read: "Dell Lathams Latham" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15516109) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 12:55 AM Author: Mauve cowardly set 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15602780) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 12:59 AM Author: Claret Aphrodisiac Field lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15602830) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:15 AM Author: Copper racy corner Bob Dell: I think I understand my own summers.
Random Partner: Then perhaps the Managing Partner will be so good as to teach us, out of his own extensive experience?
Bob Dell: I call it love. The summers are my children, I am their father. I shall hold them to my bosom and embrace them tightly...
Random Partner: Have you ever embraced someone drowning in debt, sire?
Bob Dell: No, but if you interrupt me again, I assure you that you will. |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 11:20 AM Author: maroon prole "Have you ever embraced someone drowning in debt, sire?"
180 |
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Date: July 14th, 2011 12:04 AM Author: angry weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18500461) |
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Date: November 8th, 2011 9:07 AM Author: silver trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#19323976) |
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Date: July 11th, 2010 3:47 AM Author: Painfully Honest Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15470744) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 4:07 AM Author: Vibrant school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15482197) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 6:39 AM Author: maroon prole I am Bob Dell! I shall be closer to you for the next few days, which will be the worst of your miserable lives, than that bitch of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your slavery. And just as your mother was there at your beginning, I shall be there at your end. And when you killself - and killself you shall - your transition will be to the sound of...
*opens envelope containing unemployment check*
*holds the check up high for all to see*
Associates... I salute you. |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 11:40 AM Author: Vibrant school nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15483182) |
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Date: August 26th, 2010 12:22 PM Author: Coral dilemma rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15885565) |
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Date: May 20th, 2011 8:29 PM Author: angry weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#18052938) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 11:38 AM Author: hairraiser slap-happy range jew "Summers should know when they've been non-offered." "Would you, Dell? Would I?"
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Date: July 12th, 2010 11:49 AM Author: cheese-eating primrose institution "I am required to bill, so I bill. That is enough."
"That's enough for the provinces, but not enough for MANFUCKINGHATTAN." |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 12:01 PM Author: razzle useless brakes lay Flagel: "I have been told of a certain law firm which has a very unusual method of ruining its associates. It will lie about its PPP as if wounded. Then its associates will accept smaller bonuses, and yet it will lie still. And then its associates will take little bites of its profits, and yet it continues to lie."
Dell: "So we will lie, and let our associates work for us. Have every associate given a bad review."
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Date: July 16th, 2010 2:19 AM Author: Bull headed kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15521230) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 3:16 AM Author: Painfully Honest Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512020) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 3:47 AM Author: citrine odious cuckold There was a dream that was V10 Latham. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512196) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 6:52 AM Author: Red Stirring Factory Reset Button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512413) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:24 AM Author: Coral dilemma rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520173) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:28 AM Author: Coral dilemma rigor Bob Dell: If you're very good, tomorrow night I'll tell you the story of Mark Flagel, who was betrayed by those closest to him, by his own blood. They whispered in dark corners and went out late at night and conspired and conspired but Mark Flagel knew they were up to something. He knew they were busy little bees. And one night he sat down with one of them and he looked at her and he said, "Tell me what you've been doing busy little bee or I shall layoffpwn those dearest to you. You shall watch as I spend their salaries at Tiffany's." And the emperor was heartbroken. The little bee had wounded him more deeply than anyone else could ever have done. And what do you think happened then, SA? SA: I don't know, Mr. Dell. Bob Dell: The little bee told him everything. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:30 AM Author: Coral dilemma rigor Dave Gordon: I am required to lay off, so I lay off. That is enough. Bob Dell: That's enough for NY Biglaw, but not enough for Latham. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:38 AM Author: avocado cracking philosopher-king theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520294) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:37 AM Author: avocado cracking philosopher-king theater Bob Dell: [addressing his new recruits] I am Bob Dell! I shall be closer to you for the next few weeks, which will be the last of your miserable careers, than that bitch of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your layoffs. And just as your mother was there at your beginning, I shall be there at your end. And when you are fired - and be fired you shall - your transition will be to the sound of...
*clicks non-responsive*
Summer Associates... I salute you. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:42 AM Author: disgusting olive house half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520330) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 1:58 AM Author: magical insane heaven Flagel: Have I missed it? Have I missed the firing? Gordon: You have missed the layoffs entirely. Flagel: Sir, congratulations. I shall purchase a hundred Tiffany's sterling keys to honor your triumph. Gordon: Save your keys. Honor Dell. He Lathamed the associates. |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 12:35 AM Author: avocado cracking philosopher-king theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15529211) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 2:13 AM Author: citrine odious cuckold Bob Dell: Won't you accept this great summer associate position that I have offered you? Above median student: With all my heart, no. |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 11:25 AM Author: Red Stirring Factory Reset Button this thread is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15604743) |
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Date: July 31st, 2010 2:56 PM Author: Vibrant school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15662784) |
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Date: July 31st, 2010 3:17 PM Author: big theater stage macaca [SA receives no-offer, enters Bob Dell's office]
SA: You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues: Wisdom, justice, fortitude and temperance. As I read the list, I knew I had none of them. But I have other virtues, Mr. Dell. Ambition. That can be a virtue when it drives us to excel. Resourcefulness, courage, perhaps not while reviewing documents, but... there are many forms of courage. Devotion, to the firm and to you. But none of my virtues were on your list. Even then it was as if you didn't want me for your Summer Associate.
Dell: Oh, Summer Associate. You go too far.
SA: I search the faces of the partners... for ways to please you, to make you proud. One kind word, one full hug... where you pressed me to your chest and held me tight. Would have been like the sun on my heart for a thousand years. What is it in me that you hate so much?
Dell: Shh, Summer Associate.
SA: All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Dell. Father. [Dell gets down on his knees]
Dell: Summer Associate. Your faults as an employee are my failure as a father.
[They begin to hug]
SA: Dell. I would have butchered the whole SA class... if you would only love me!
[Dell begins to asphyxiate SA while they hug, SA grunts] |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 8:46 AM Author: Supple cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15669377) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 6:58 PM Author: Self-absorbed Mentally Impaired Den nice twist at the end (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15673336) |
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Date: August 5th, 2010 3:13 AM Author: Red Stirring Factory Reset Button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15707783) |
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Date: August 8th, 2010 11:42 PM Author: Coral dilemma rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15741753) |
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Date: August 26th, 2010 11:31 AM Author: razzle useless brakes lay A persian SA from HLS walks into Bob Dell's office . . .
Dell: You rode all the way from Harvard for free food and an offer?
SA: Listen carefully, Dell. Harvard conquers and controls everything it rests its eyes upon. HLS leads an army so massive, it shakes the ground with its march. So vast, it drinks the callbacks dry. All the God-King Harvard requires is this: free food, and an offer. A token of Latham's submission to the will of Harvard.
Dell: An offer? Now that's a bit of a problem. See, rumor has it, DLA Piper has already no offered Harvard SAs. And if those shitlawyers and boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then . . . Latham has its reputation to consider.
SA: Choose your next words carefully, Dell, they may be your last as managing partner.
Dell: Free food and offers. You'll find plenty of them in public interest law.
SA: No man, partner or associate, threatens a Harvard SA. This is madness! This is blasphemy!
Dell: Madness? THIS. IS. LATHAM.
*kicks SA out the window* |
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