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One social tabboo Seinfeld never grappled with. NIGGERS.
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| hideous marvelous pit | 07/02/10 |
| razzle-dazzle queen of the night | 07/02/10 |
| anal histrionic generalized bond | 03/20/11 |
| insecure twisted halford base | 07/02/10 |
| Talented House Mad Cow Disease | 07/02/10 |
| insecure twisted halford base | 07/02/10 |
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| insecure twisted halford base | 07/02/10 |
| ocher heaven | 07/02/10 |
| vibrant ungodly macaca | 07/02/10 |
| insecure twisted halford base | 07/02/10 |
| Mint adventurous private investor state | 07/02/10 |
| Deranged internet-worthy native messiness | 07/02/10 |
| insecure twisted halford base | 07/02/10 |
| insecure twisted halford base | 07/02/10 |
| flickering crystalline lodge | 07/02/10 |
| Self-absorbed people who are hurt goyim | 07/08/10 |
| Heady kitchen | 08/28/10 |
| Impressive bipolar institution travel guidebook | 06/17/11 |
| Appetizing Lavender Home Half-breed | 07/09/11 |
| glittery background story | 07/09/11 |
| Glassy dysfunction shrine | 10/09/11 |
| Heady kitchen | 09/13/10 |
| Drab Concupiscible Hospital | 03/20/11 |
| glittery background story | 05/21/11 |
| cracking corn cake | 07/09/11 |
| Talented House Mad Cow Disease | 07/09/11 |
| confused roommate tattoo | 10/09/11 |
| flirting racy partner | 12/19/11 |
| Talented House Mad Cow Disease | 07/02/10 |
| insecure twisted halford base | 07/02/10 |
| Self-absorbed people who are hurt goyim | 07/08/10 |
| insecure twisted halford base | 07/02/10 |
| black legal warrant library | 07/09/11 |
| Talented House Mad Cow Disease | 07/09/11 |
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| Heady kitchen | 07/02/10 |
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| razzle-dazzle queen of the night | 07/02/10 |
| Lascivious sienna persian fanboi | 07/02/10 |
| Yellow Balding Trust Fund | 07/02/10 |
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| abnormal hall place of business | 07/02/10 |
| Yellow Balding Trust Fund | 07/02/10 |
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| Mint adventurous private investor state | 07/02/10 |
| abnormal hall place of business | 07/02/10 |
| Self-absorbed people who are hurt goyim | 07/08/10 |
| maniacal nowag voyeur | 07/16/10 |
| Tan gaping | 12/09/10 |
| Heady kitchen | 05/21/11 |
| black legal warrant library | 07/09/11 |
| Heady kitchen | 10/09/11 |
| Talented House Mad Cow Disease | 07/03/10 |
| Flesh Theater Karate | 07/03/10 |
| Talented House Mad Cow Disease | 07/03/10 |
| insecure twisted halford base | 07/03/10 |
| insecure twisted halford base | 07/03/10 |
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| insecure twisted halford base | 08/28/10 |
| pungent scarlet jew | 08/28/10 |
| insecure twisted halford base | 08/29/10 |
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| insecure twisted halford base | 12/09/10 |
| Heady kitchen | 12/09/10 |
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| Tan gaping | 12/09/10 |
| insecure twisted halford base | 12/09/10 |
| insecure twisted halford base | 12/10/10 |
| Heady kitchen | 12/20/10 |
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| pungent scarlet jew | 06/09/11 |
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| insecure twisted halford base | 06/17/11 |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:05 AM Author: Talented House Mad Cow Disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396140) |
Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:06 AM Author: hideous marvelous pit that's why kramer was always freaking the fuck out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396151) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:07 AM Author: razzle-dazzle queen of the night Wasn't their defense attorney black? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396153) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 9:36 AM Author: anal histrionic generalized bond he was a parody of Johnnie Cochran (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17556561) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:08 AM Author: insecure twisted halford base holy shit.
I propose the first XOXO group writing project -- lets write the Seinfeld nigger episode. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:12 AM Author: Talented House Mad Cow Disease Setting: Jerry's apartment.
*Jerry getting cereal from cupboard*
*George walks into apartment*
George: Ya' know, there's only so much you can take.
Jerry: Huh?
George: There comes a point when even the most tolerant guy loses it.
Jerry: Loses it? What do you mean? What happened?
George: I just got back from the movies.
Jerry: The movies?
George: Yep, the movies. And... people .... the people ... people were talkin'. *George throws his arms up in the air and exclaims* "Ho boy! Were they talking..."
Jerry: Talking?
*A look of realization comes over Jerry's face and he puts the cereal box on the counter*
Jerry: Oh no.
George: Yep.
Jerry: Not the movies uptown?
George: *Exasperated again, almost cutting Jerry off* THE MOVIES UPTOWN!
Jerry: So I guess, you finally snapped, huh?
George: I finally snapped, Jerry. Finally snapped. It's those filthy goddamn good for nothing...
George and Jerry together: NIGGERS! |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:13 AM Author: insecure twisted halford base 1 fucking 80, you are talented (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396225) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:14 AM Author: Orchid Wrinkle Cruise Ship LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396228) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:17 AM Author: insecure twisted halford base still fucking LOLing at this. maybe I'll see if I can write the next segment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396263) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:19 AM Author: Lascivious sienna persian fanboi not bad
somehow I knew this post would get a bunch of 180s |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:19 AM Author: Orchid Wrinkle Cruise Ship stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396280) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:58 AM Author: brindle range wow, you've been poasting here over 5 years and you've finally figured out that clever posts earn "180s." quite the detective you are, shithead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15403010) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:18 PM Author: black legal warrant library how'd you know rasquie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460261) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:22 AM Author: abnormal hall place of business J: So what'd you do? G: What could I do, Jerry? I did what I had to do. I walked right up to them. J: The walk-up? G: *puffing, angry* Ha-ha! The walk-up. J: Well what'd they do? G: *deflated* . . . They uh. J: *knowing* The jive. G: They called me a cracker-ass doughboy. J: Can't beat it! G: Can't beat the jive, Jerry! J: That's the essence of the jive. It surprises you. Even when you're totally in the right, they can jive around you. You know juke and jive? G: Juke and jive? J: It's a juke and jive, like a dance! G: They danced around me Jerry. J: Around the doughboy. That's why you gotta have the juke! They have the jive, you have the juke. G: Oh so YOU have the juke? J: Oh I can juke, baby. G: How do I get the juke? I need the juke! J: It's a Jewish thing. Can't be taught. G: So you're a Jew joker with the juke. J: *in Puddy voice, squinty face* Yeah, that's right. K: *bursts in* YOU GUYS TALKIN' ABOUT NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Michael Richards not supposed to be in this scene* *Show is canceled* |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:26 AM Author: insecure twisted halford base fan-fucking-tastic. LOLing my socks off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396322) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:58 AM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396450) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:22 AM Author: Flesh Theater Karate far cry from the quality of the other two (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396577) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:24 AM Author: insecure twisted halford base *sigh* I know man, I tried. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396592) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:00 AM Author: ocher heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396458) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:43 AM Author: vibrant ungodly macaca ty for jew joker with the juke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396687) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 10:57 AM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397409) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:02 AM Author: Mint adventurous private investor state this was excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397434) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:08 AM Author: Deranged internet-worthy native messiness Wow man 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397455) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 12:13 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base still looking for talented writers to contribute to this project
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:10 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399034) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 4:08 PM Author: flickering crystalline lodge Yeah, you're operating at a high level these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399429) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:37 AM Author: Self-absorbed people who are hurt goyim 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443609) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 11:25 AM Author: Heady kitchen 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15903144) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 10:35 AM Author: Impressive bipolar institution travel guidebook haaahahahahahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18275061) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:42 PM Author: Appetizing Lavender Home Half-breed still 180*180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460428) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:49 PM Author: glittery background story 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460490) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 8:00 PM Author: Glassy dysfunction shrine best post ever. EVER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136709) |
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Date: September 13th, 2010 2:08 PM Author: Heady kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16035748) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 2:28 AM Author: Drab Concupiscible Hospital 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17555842) |
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Date: May 21st, 2011 12:36 AM Author: glittery background story 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18054692) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:00 PM Author: cracking corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460083) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:25 PM Author: Talented House Mad Cow Disease holy shit, i am a funny fuck (pumo who originally wrote this) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460300) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 7:56 PM Author: confused roommate tattoo on the serious - why the fuck are you not writing comedy? that was better than the SPS writing on SNL... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136680) |
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Date: December 19th, 2011 11:07 PM Author: flirting racy partner HAHAHA I'd actually watch the show if they had dialogue like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19600730) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 1:33 PM Author: Talented House Mad Cow Disease Setting: Bakery shop in midtown.
*Elaine and Jerry are waiting in a line and four black gentlemen are in front of them.*
*Suddenly one of the black gentlemen starts arguing with the bakery shop proprietor.*
Elaine: Oh boy, here we go.
Jerry: What do you mean "Here we go?"
Elaine: What do I mean "Here we go?"? You know exactly what I mean "Here we go."
Jerry: I think you're overreacting.
*Suddenly, the other three black gentlemen start yelling at the bakery shop proprietor as well and the din of argument gets louder and more angry.*
Elaine: Yeah. Overreacting.
Jerry: Look, it'll all boil over. This is just one of those things that happens.
Elaine: *Incredulous* One of those things? You think this is "one of those things"?
*Elaine walks up to one of the black gentlemen, by now even more than ever in the bakery shop proprietor's face and taps him on the shoulder. The man turns around with a puzzled look on his face.*
Elaine: Excuse me, sir?
Black Man #1: *Looks around quizically as if he's hit in the head with a ball and doesn't know where it landed.*
Elaine: *Calls out louder* SIR!
Black Man #1: *Looks down at Elaine, puzzled.*
Elaine: Yeah, sir, can I ask you something?
Black Man #1: Wha? What it do?
Elaine: Yeah, hi. Um, can you tell me how long this is going to last? *She asks this very sarcastically, as if to make a point to Jerry.*
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
*Elaine looks at Jerry knowingly.*
Jerry: Okay, alright. *Sighs.* It's not "just one of those things."
*Jerry and Elaine turn around and start heading out of the bakery shop, leaving the four black gentlemen and the bakery shop proprietor behind.*
Elaine: Nope, not one of those things. It's just a bunch of no good, dirty, rotten, filthy...
Jerry: *Cuts her off, as if knowingly, and sighs* ... "Niggers..." |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 4:07 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base amazing. you have a gift. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399418) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:30 AM Author: Self-absorbed people who are hurt goyim It was good up to this point:
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
This false action took me out of the scene you were trying to create. In real life the black man would have turned and berated Elaine for having the nerve to interrupt him (just like if one interrupted blacks in a movie theater). |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 6:04 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15400206) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:39 PM Author: black legal warrant library 'what it do' LOL |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:44 PM Author: Talented House Mad Cow Disease 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460445) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:09 AM Author: sooty hissy fit abode Sure they did... Jackie Chiles, & when Elaine thought she might be dating a black guy, & when Jerry was dating a racist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396173) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:06 AM Author: Heady kitchen and the episode where George offends his black co-worker telling him he looks like Sugar-Ray Leonard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397450) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:41 PM Author: bearded whorehouse Those are black folk issues though. This post is about fucking NIGGERS. Way fucking different. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15525902) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:13 AM Author: Lascivious sienna persian fanboi part of their schtick was how fucking politically correct but stupid they were. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396222) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:16 AM Author: razzle-dazzle queen of the night I guess. None were supposed to be good people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396249) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:17 AM Author: Lascivious sienna persian fanboi Also, even when they're right, they're wrong.
That's the magic of george, especially. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:15 AM Author: Yellow Balding Trust Fund What are you talking about? Of course he did. I made a thread on this a while ago.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1327498&mc=21&forum_id=2 |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:21 AM Author: amber slippery immigrant I think Kramer made up for that omission... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396290) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:35 AM Author: abnormal hall place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396355) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:38 AM Author: Yellow Balding Trust Fund http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQmyQislzzE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396368) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:07 AM Author: bronze shivering pistol That is highly entertaining. I especially enjoyed the part where George asks what his last name is, followed by kramer yelling nigger, foloowed by George saying thats not irish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397452) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:30 AM Author: ivory degenerate This thread delivers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396644) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:15 AM Author: Mint adventurous private investor state http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojRRqrXXFyU&feature=related (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397479) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 12:10 PM Author: abnormal hall place of business genuinely lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397776) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:33 AM Author: Self-absorbed people who are hurt goyim rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443598) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:58 PM Author: maniacal nowag voyeur awesome - when he first says the word "monkey" i lost it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15526037) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:20 PM Author: Tan gaping bwahahaha holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16769069) |
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Date: May 21st, 2011 12:34 AM Author: Heady kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18054679) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:42 PM Author: black legal warrant library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460426) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 7:14 PM Author: Heady kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136357) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:55 AM Author: Talented House Mad Cow Disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15402998) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:56 AM Author: Flesh Theater Karate Thread has potential to be one of xoxo's truly great collaborative work. No offense to some of the later efforts, but don't try unless you know the ebb and flow of a Seinfeld conversation. It should not be a tale in the Whokebian tradition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15403002) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 2:26 PM Author: Talented House Mad Cow Disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15405399) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:31 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:12 AM Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.
Setting: Jerry's apartment.
*Jerry getting cereal from cupboard*
*George walks into apartment*
George: Ya' know, there's only so much you can take.
Jerry: Huh?
George: There comes a point when even the most tolerant guy loses it.
Jerry: Loses it? What do you mean? What happened?
George: I just got back from the movies.
Jerry: The movies?
George: Yep, the movies. And... people .... the people ... people were talkin'. *George throws his arms up in the air and exclaims* "Ho boy! Were they talking..."
Jerry: Talking?
*A look of realization comes over Jerry's face and he puts the cereal box on the counter*
Jerry: Oh no.
George: Yep.
Jerry: Not the movies uptown?
George: *Exasperated again, almost cutting Jerry off* THE MOVIES UPTOWN!
Jerry: So I guess, you finally snapped, huh?
George: I finally snapped, Jerry. Finally snapped. It's those filthy goddamn good for nothing...
George and Jerry together: NIGGERS! |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:32 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:22 AM Author: ak
J: So what'd you do?
G: What could I do, Jerry? I did what I had to do. I walked right up to them.
J: The walk-up?
G: *puffing, angry* Ha-ha! The walk-up.
J: Well what'd they do?
G: *deflated* . . . They uh.
J: *knowing* The jive.
G: They called me a cracker-ass doughboy.
J: Can't beat it!
G: Can't beat the jive, Jerry!
J: That's the essence of the jive. It surprises you. Even when you're totally in the right, they can jive around you. You know juke and jive?
G: Juke and jive?
J: It's a juke and jive, like a dance!
G: They danced around me Jerry.
J: Around the doughboy. That's why you gotta have the juke! They have the jive, you have the juke.
G: Oh so YOU have the juke?
J: Oh I can juke, baby.
G: How do I get the juke? I need the juke!
J: It's a Jewish thing. Can't be taught.
G: So you're a Jew joker with the juke.
J: *in Puddy voice, squinty face* Yeah, that's right.
K: *bursts in* YOU GUYS TALKIN' ABOUT NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Michael Richards not supposed to be in this scene*
*Show is canceled* |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:32 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base Date: July 2nd, 2010 1:33 PM Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.
Setting: Bakery shop in midtown.
*Elaine and Jerry are waiting in a line and four black gentlemen are in front of them.*
*Suddenly one of the black gentlemen starts arguing with the bakery shop proprietor.*
Elaine: Oh boy, here we go.
Jerry: What do you mean "Here we go?"
Elaine: What do I mean "Here we go?"? You know exactly what I mean "Here we go."
Jerry: I think you're overreacting.
*Suddenly, the other three black gentlemen start yelling at the bakery shop proprietor as well and the din of argument gets louder and more angry.*
Elaine: Yeah. Overreacting.
Jerry: Look, it'll all boil over. This is just one of those things that happens.
Elaine: *Incredulous* One of those things? You think this is "one of those things"?
*Elaine walks up to one of the black gentlemen, by now even more than ever in the bakery shop proprietor's face and taps him on the shoulder. The man turns around with a puzzled look on his face.*
Elaine: Excuse me, sir?
Black Man #1: *Looks around quizically as if he's hit in the head with a ball and doesn't know where it landed.*
Elaine: *Calls out louder* SIR!
Black Man #1: *Looks down at Elaine, puzzled.*
Elaine: Yeah, sir, can I ask you something?
Black Man #1: Wha? What it do?
Elaine: Yeah, hi. Um, can you tell me how long this is going to last? *She asks this very sarcastically, as if to make a point to Jerry.*
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
*Elaine looks at Jerry knowingly.*
Jerry: Okay, alright. *Sighs.* It's not "just one of those things."
*Jerry and Elaine turn around and start heading out of the bakery shop, leaving the four black gentlemen and the bakery shop proprietor behind.*
Elaine: Nope, not one of those things. It's just a bunch of no good, dirty, rotten, filthy...
Jerry: *Cuts her off, as if knowingly, and sighs* ... "Niggers..." |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 6:22 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15407522) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 9:17 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15408567) |
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Date: July 4th, 2010 3:09 AM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15411257) |
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Date: July 6th, 2010 4:39 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15429338) |
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Date: July 6th, 2010 9:46 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15431366) |
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Date: July 6th, 2010 9:53 PM Author: comical tanning salon toilet seat Michael Richards agrees that it was a grievous oversight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15431430) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 4:00 AM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15442962) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:37 AM Author: floppy public bath organic girlfriend The script writing pumo in this thread is hereby King of Pumos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443612) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 8:15 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base credited. although this one was quite good as well http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1156537&forum_id=2#13459456 |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 1:30 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15453995) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:13 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15525738) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:31 PM Author: Self-absorbed people who are hurt goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15601890) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 10:54 AM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15903016) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 11:32 AM Author: pungent scarlet jew I must say that even as a fire breathing liberal ex-peacecorps type this was a hilarious thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15903176) |
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Date: August 29th, 2010 11:51 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15916785) |
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Date: September 18th, 2010 12:11 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16074435) |
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Date: September 18th, 2010 1:59 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16075550) |
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Date: October 28th, 2010 8:52 PM Author: Heady kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16411865) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2010 6:39 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16449964) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2010 11:54 PM Author: Charismatic Cream Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16453621) |
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Date: November 8th, 2010 9:38 AM Author: Heady kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16497242) |
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Date: November 8th, 2010 9:49 AM Author: disturbing windowlicker party of the first part Please continue this thread! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16497259) |
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Date: November 9th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: mauve filthy station [Elaine and George are in Jerry's apartment chatting. Kramer bursts through the door.]
Kramer: Yo!
* A playful smile appears on Elaine's face. *
Elaine: Guess what?
Kramer: What!?
Elaine [voice ending in a faux whisper]: Jerry's dating a NIGGER.
* Kramer jumps backward abruptly and appears startled. He composes himself. *
Kramer: You know what they say, Jerry? [Pause] Once you go black you never go back!
* Jerry looks sheepish*
Kramer: That junk in the trunk will drive you CRAZY for the rest of your life.
* Elaine rolls eyes *
Jerry: I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Kramer: How come?
Jerry: On one hand, I feel this strong visceral attraction . . . . But on the other hand . . . . [comes to a pause]
* Elaine looks playful again. *
Elaine: I know what it is you're worried about!
Jerry: And what would that be?
Elaine [being coy]: Oh, I don't want to say.
Jerry: Spit it out!
Elaine: You're worried that you aren't "man enough" to please her!
[George coughs.]
Jerry [in an embarrassed voice]: It's true! I feel like she's this wild animal that can't be tamed. When we're alone together, I'm both exhilarated and frightened.
Elaine: Why would you be frightened?
George: It's like that book the Heart of Darkness. Jerry's scared of what he might become if he surrenders to his passions.
Elaine: Come on! She's a corporate lawyer, not some wild gorilla.
Jerry: I know! She's smart, she's educated, she's professional . . . . I don't know what it is . . . .
Kramer: You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger.
Elaine: Oh COME ON you guys! |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 7:55 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base 180, preserving for future generations
Date: November 9th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: palo alto
[Elaine and George are in Jerry's apartment chatting. Kramer bursts through the door.]
Kramer: Yo!
* A playful smile appears on Elaine's face. *
Elaine: Guess what?
Kramer: What!?
Elaine [voice ending in a faux whisper]: Jerry's dating a NIGGER.
* Kramer jumps backward abruptly and appears startled. He composes himself. *
Kramer: You know what they say, Jerry? [Pause] Once you go black you never go back!
* Jerry looks sheepish*
Kramer: That junk in the trunk will drive you CRAZY for the rest of your life.
* Elaine rolls eyes *
Jerry: I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Kramer: How come?
Jerry: On one hand, I feel this strong visceral attraction . . . . But on the other hand . . . . [comes to a pause]
* Elaine looks playful again. *
Elaine: I know what it is you're worried about!
Jerry: And what would that be?
Elaine [being coy]: Oh, I don't want to say.
Jerry: Spit it out!
Elaine: You're worried that you aren't "man enough" to please her!
[George coughs.]
Jerry [in an embarrassed voice]: It's true! I feel like she's this wild animal that can't be tamed. When we're alone together, I'm both exhilarated and frightened.
Elaine: Why would you be frightened?
George: It's like that book the Heart of Darkness. Jerry's scared of what he might become if he surrenders to his passions.
Elaine: Come on! She's a corporate lawyer, not some wild gorilla.
Jerry: I know! She's smart, she's educated, she's professional . . . . I don't know what it is . . . .
Kramer: You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger.
Elaine: Oh COME ON you guys! |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 7:57 PM Author: Heady kitchen lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16768408) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:26 AM Author: Talented House Mad Cow Disease 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097224) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:28 AM Author: olive fiercely-loyal knife brethren lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097234) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:29 AM Author: Talented House Mad Cow Disease tbf this is perfect except for the very last line. delete it and you have a masterpiece. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097243) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:31 AM Author: olive fiercely-loyal knife brethren What the fuck are you talking about pumo faggot it's exactly what Elaine would say while shoving Kramer or something in teh chest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097266) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:32 AM Author: Talented House Mad Cow Disease nope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097276) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:35 AM Author: olive fiercely-loyal knife brethren Yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097294) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:24 PM Author: Tan gaping Hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16769120) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:55 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16769516) |
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Date: December 10th, 2010 6:54 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base SURVEY SAYS:
bump |
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Date: December 20th, 2010 10:53 PM Author: Heady kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16864876) |
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Date: December 29th, 2010 1:22 AM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16921474) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:13 AM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097050) |
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Date: February 26th, 2011 7:39 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17379903) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 2:22 AM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17555814) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 6:12 AM Author: supple rigpig personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17556432) |
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Date: April 25th, 2011 8:24 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17852783) |
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Date: June 9th, 2011 1:31 AM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18203187) |
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Date: June 9th, 2011 1:36 AM Author: Stimulating Main People Church Building I wish I was talented enough to contribute to this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18203228) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:40 PM Author: Impressive bipolar institution travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460411) |
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Date: June 9th, 2011 1:32 AM Author: pungent scarlet jew aww yes a classic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18203189) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 10:36 AM Author: Maize Jap Plaza oh yeah i forgot about this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18275064) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 10:54 AM Author: insecure twisted halford base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18275125) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2011 11:00 AM Author: Talented House Mad Cow Disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19225246) |
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Date: July 17th, 2011 11:59 PM Author: clear mind-boggling foreskin latest episode of curb does a decent job of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18549852) |
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Date: August 9th, 2011 7:46 PM Author: arousing locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18720811) |
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Date: September 24th, 2011 8:34 AM Author: Heady kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19032224) |
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Date: September 24th, 2011 1:14 PM Author: stirring space boltzmann i never watched the show but i remember being at a friend's house and seeing an episode where elaine thought the guy she was dating might be black, but she didn't know how to ask him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19032844) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2011 10:41 PM Author: Talented House Mad Cow Disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19097109) |
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Date: October 6th, 2011 3:46 PM Author: Lake menage giraffe Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19115379) |
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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:45 AM Author: Talented House Mad Cow Disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19161029) |
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Date: December 19th, 2011 11:05 PM Author: Talented House Mad Cow Disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19600713) |
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Date: December 19th, 2011 11:06 PM Author: insecure twisted halford base 180 bump. can't believe this slipped my mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19600720) |
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Date: January 1st, 2012 3:13 AM Author: insecure twisted halford base 2012 BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19681499) |
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Date: January 1st, 2012 3:23 AM Author: aphrodisiac primrose dragon 2012: Year of the Jew Joker with the Juke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19681517) |