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One social tabboo Seinfeld never grappled with. NIGGERS.
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:05 AM Author: white market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396140) |
Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:06 AM Author: talented people who are hurt rehab that's why kramer was always freaking the fuck out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396151) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:07 AM Author: Sepia Multi-colored Library Wasn't their defense attorney black? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396153) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 9:36 AM Author: fiercely-loyal unholy immigrant fortuitous meteor he was a parody of Johnnie Cochran (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17556561) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:08 AM Author: obsidian principal's office holy shit.
I propose the first XOXO group writing project -- lets write the Seinfeld nigger episode. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:12 AM Author: white market Setting: Jerry's apartment.
*Jerry getting cereal from cupboard*
*George walks into apartment*
George: Ya' know, there's only so much you can take.
Jerry: Huh?
George: There comes a point when even the most tolerant guy loses it.
Jerry: Loses it? What do you mean? What happened?
George: I just got back from the movies.
Jerry: The movies?
George: Yep, the movies. And... people .... the people ... people were talkin'. *George throws his arms up in the air and exclaims* "Ho boy! Were they talking..."
Jerry: Talking?
*A look of realization comes over Jerry's face and he puts the cereal box on the counter*
Jerry: Oh no.
George: Yep.
Jerry: Not the movies uptown?
George: *Exasperated again, almost cutting Jerry off* THE MOVIES UPTOWN!
Jerry: So I guess, you finally snapped, huh?
George: I finally snapped, Jerry. Finally snapped. It's those filthy goddamn good for nothing...
George and Jerry together: NIGGERS! |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:13 AM Author: obsidian principal's office 1 fucking 80, you are talented (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396225) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:14 AM Author: cowardly mexican LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396228) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:17 AM Author: obsidian principal's office still fucking LOLing at this. maybe I'll see if I can write the next segment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396263) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:19 AM Author: maroon wonderful ticket booth philosopher-king not bad
somehow I knew this post would get a bunch of 180s |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:19 AM Author: cowardly mexican stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396280) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:58 AM Author: talking plaza double fault wow, you've been poasting here over 5 years and you've finally figured out that clever posts earn "180s." quite the detective you are, shithead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15403010) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:18 PM Author: Spectacular metal prole private investor how'd you know rasquie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460261) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:22 AM Author: aromatic disrespectful chapel toaster J: So what'd you do? G: What could I do, Jerry? I did what I had to do. I walked right up to them. J: The walk-up? G: *puffing, angry* Ha-ha! The walk-up. J: Well what'd they do? G: *deflated* . . . They uh. J: *knowing* The jive. G: They called me a cracker-ass doughboy. J: Can't beat it! G: Can't beat the jive, Jerry! J: That's the essence of the jive. It surprises you. Even when you're totally in the right, they can jive around you. You know juke and jive? G: Juke and jive? J: It's a juke and jive, like a dance! G: They danced around me Jerry. J: Around the doughboy. That's why you gotta have the juke! They have the jive, you have the juke. G: Oh so YOU have the juke? J: Oh I can juke, baby. G: How do I get the juke? I need the juke! J: It's a Jewish thing. Can't be taught. G: So you're a Jew joker with the juke. J: *in Puddy voice, squinty face* Yeah, that's right. K: *bursts in* YOU GUYS TALKIN' ABOUT NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Michael Richards not supposed to be in this scene* *Show is canceled* |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:26 AM Author: obsidian principal's office fan-fucking-tastic. LOLing my socks off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396322) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:58 AM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396450) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:22 AM Author: federal locus far cry from the quality of the other two (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396577) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:24 AM Author: obsidian principal's office *sigh* I know man, I tried. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396592) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:00 AM Author: Burgundy insane corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396458) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:43 AM Author: awkward queen of the night main people ty for jew joker with the juke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396687) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 10:57 AM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397409) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:02 AM Author: Lilac clown this was excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397434) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:08 AM Author: Rambunctious crimson step-uncle's house Wow man 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397455) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 12:13 PM Author: obsidian principal's office still looking for talented writers to contribute to this project
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:10 PM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399034) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 4:08 PM Author: onyx french chef useless brakes Yeah, you're operating at a high level these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399429) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:37 AM Author: Lascivious Navy Antidepressant Drug Water Buffalo 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443609) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 11:25 AM Author: drunken scarlet tank 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15903144) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 10:35 AM Author: bipolar idiotic pisswyrm haaahahahahahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18275061) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:42 PM Author: Alcoholic faggotry still 180*180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460428) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:49 PM Author: Thriller Coral Knife Tanning Salon 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460490) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 8:00 PM Author: Chestnut base sandwich best post ever. EVER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136709) |
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Date: September 13th, 2010 2:08 PM Author: drunken scarlet tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16035748) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 2:28 AM Author: Citrine motley university 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17555842) |
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Date: May 21st, 2011 12:36 AM Author: Thriller Coral Knife Tanning Salon 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18054692) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:00 PM Author: Dull indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460083) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:25 PM Author: white market holy shit, i am a funny fuck (pumo who originally wrote this) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460300) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 7:56 PM Author: Territorial police squad on the serious - why the fuck are you not writing comedy? that was better than the SPS writing on SNL... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136680) |
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Date: December 19th, 2011 11:07 PM Author: Hideous state telephone HAHAHA I'd actually watch the show if they had dialogue like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19600730) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 1:33 PM Author: white market Setting: Bakery shop in midtown.
*Elaine and Jerry are waiting in a line and four black gentlemen are in front of them.*
*Suddenly one of the black gentlemen starts arguing with the bakery shop proprietor.*
Elaine: Oh boy, here we go.
Jerry: What do you mean "Here we go?"
Elaine: What do I mean "Here we go?"? You know exactly what I mean "Here we go."
Jerry: I think you're overreacting.
*Suddenly, the other three black gentlemen start yelling at the bakery shop proprietor as well and the din of argument gets louder and more angry.*
Elaine: Yeah. Overreacting.
Jerry: Look, it'll all boil over. This is just one of those things that happens.
Elaine: *Incredulous* One of those things? You think this is "one of those things"?
*Elaine walks up to one of the black gentlemen, by now even more than ever in the bakery shop proprietor's face and taps him on the shoulder. The man turns around with a puzzled look on his face.*
Elaine: Excuse me, sir?
Black Man #1: *Looks around quizically as if he's hit in the head with a ball and doesn't know where it landed.*
Elaine: *Calls out louder* SIR!
Black Man #1: *Looks down at Elaine, puzzled.*
Elaine: Yeah, sir, can I ask you something?
Black Man #1: Wha? What it do?
Elaine: Yeah, hi. Um, can you tell me how long this is going to last? *She asks this very sarcastically, as if to make a point to Jerry.*
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
*Elaine looks at Jerry knowingly.*
Jerry: Okay, alright. *Sighs.* It's not "just one of those things."
*Jerry and Elaine turn around and start heading out of the bakery shop, leaving the four black gentlemen and the bakery shop proprietor behind.*
Elaine: Nope, not one of those things. It's just a bunch of no good, dirty, rotten, filthy...
Jerry: *Cuts her off, as if knowingly, and sighs* ... "Niggers..." |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 4:07 PM Author: obsidian principal's office amazing. you have a gift. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399418) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:30 AM Author: Lascivious Navy Antidepressant Drug Water Buffalo It was good up to this point:
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
This false action took me out of the scene you were trying to create. In real life the black man would have turned and berated Elaine for having the nerve to interrupt him (just like if one interrupted blacks in a movie theater). |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 6:04 PM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15400206) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:39 PM Author: Spectacular metal prole private investor 'what it do' LOL |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:44 PM Author: white market 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460445) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:09 AM Author: Tripping pocket flask Sure they did... Jackie Chiles, & when Elaine thought she might be dating a black guy, & when Jerry was dating a racist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396173) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:06 AM Author: drunken scarlet tank and the episode where George offends his black co-worker telling him he looks like Sugar-Ray Leonard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397450) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:41 PM Author: Big indecent hall Those are black folk issues though. This post is about fucking NIGGERS. Way fucking different. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15525902) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:13 AM Author: maroon wonderful ticket booth philosopher-king part of their schtick was how fucking politically correct but stupid they were. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396222) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:16 AM Author: Sepia Multi-colored Library I guess. None were supposed to be good people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396249) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:17 AM Author: maroon wonderful ticket booth philosopher-king Also, even when they're right, they're wrong.
That's the magic of george, especially. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:15 AM Author: Razzmatazz shitlib What are you talking about? Of course he did. I made a thread on this a while ago.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1327498&mc=21&forum_id=2 |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:21 AM Author: hot startling heaven I think Kramer made up for that omission... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396290) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:35 AM Author: aromatic disrespectful chapel toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396355) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:38 AM Author: Razzmatazz shitlib http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQmyQislzzE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396368) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:07 AM Author: Hateful ceo That is highly entertaining. I especially enjoyed the part where George asks what his last name is, followed by kramer yelling nigger, foloowed by George saying thats not irish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397452) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:30 AM Author: ruby stirring kitchen This thread delivers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396644) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:15 AM Author: Lilac clown http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojRRqrXXFyU&feature=related (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397479) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 12:10 PM Author: aromatic disrespectful chapel toaster genuinely lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397776) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:33 AM Author: Lascivious Navy Antidepressant Drug Water Buffalo rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443598) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:58 PM Author: heady jap awesome - when he first says the word "monkey" i lost it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15526037) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:20 PM Author: bright international law enforcement agency bwahahaha holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16769069) |
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Date: May 21st, 2011 12:34 AM Author: drunken scarlet tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18054679) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:42 PM Author: Spectacular metal prole private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460426) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 7:14 PM Author: drunken scarlet tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136357) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:55 AM Author: white market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15402998) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:56 AM Author: federal locus Thread has potential to be one of xoxo's truly great collaborative work. No offense to some of the later efforts, but don't try unless you know the ebb and flow of a Seinfeld conversation. It should not be a tale in the Whokebian tradition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15403002) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 2:26 PM Author: white market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15405399) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:31 PM Author: obsidian principal's office Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:12 AM Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.
Setting: Jerry's apartment.
*Jerry getting cereal from cupboard*
*George walks into apartment*
George: Ya' know, there's only so much you can take.
Jerry: Huh?
George: There comes a point when even the most tolerant guy loses it.
Jerry: Loses it? What do you mean? What happened?
George: I just got back from the movies.
Jerry: The movies?
George: Yep, the movies. And... people .... the people ... people were talkin'. *George throws his arms up in the air and exclaims* "Ho boy! Were they talking..."
Jerry: Talking?
*A look of realization comes over Jerry's face and he puts the cereal box on the counter*
Jerry: Oh no.
George: Yep.
Jerry: Not the movies uptown?
George: *Exasperated again, almost cutting Jerry off* THE MOVIES UPTOWN!
Jerry: So I guess, you finally snapped, huh?
George: I finally snapped, Jerry. Finally snapped. It's those filthy goddamn good for nothing...
George and Jerry together: NIGGERS! |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:32 PM Author: obsidian principal's office Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:22 AM Author: ak
J: So what'd you do?
G: What could I do, Jerry? I did what I had to do. I walked right up to them.
J: The walk-up?
G: *puffing, angry* Ha-ha! The walk-up.
J: Well what'd they do?
G: *deflated* . . . They uh.
J: *knowing* The jive.
G: They called me a cracker-ass doughboy.
J: Can't beat it!
G: Can't beat the jive, Jerry!
J: That's the essence of the jive. It surprises you. Even when you're totally in the right, they can jive around you. You know juke and jive?
G: Juke and jive?
J: It's a juke and jive, like a dance!
G: They danced around me Jerry.
J: Around the doughboy. That's why you gotta have the juke! They have the jive, you have the juke.
G: Oh so YOU have the juke?
J: Oh I can juke, baby.
G: How do I get the juke? I need the juke!
J: It's a Jewish thing. Can't be taught.
G: So you're a Jew joker with the juke.
J: *in Puddy voice, squinty face* Yeah, that's right.
K: *bursts in* YOU GUYS TALKIN' ABOUT NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Michael Richards not supposed to be in this scene*
*Show is canceled* |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:32 PM Author: obsidian principal's office Date: July 2nd, 2010 1:33 PM Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.
Setting: Bakery shop in midtown.
*Elaine and Jerry are waiting in a line and four black gentlemen are in front of them.*
*Suddenly one of the black gentlemen starts arguing with the bakery shop proprietor.*
Elaine: Oh boy, here we go.
Jerry: What do you mean "Here we go?"
Elaine: What do I mean "Here we go?"? You know exactly what I mean "Here we go."
Jerry: I think you're overreacting.
*Suddenly, the other three black gentlemen start yelling at the bakery shop proprietor as well and the din of argument gets louder and more angry.*
Elaine: Yeah. Overreacting.
Jerry: Look, it'll all boil over. This is just one of those things that happens.
Elaine: *Incredulous* One of those things? You think this is "one of those things"?
*Elaine walks up to one of the black gentlemen, by now even more than ever in the bakery shop proprietor's face and taps him on the shoulder. The man turns around with a puzzled look on his face.*
Elaine: Excuse me, sir?
Black Man #1: *Looks around quizically as if he's hit in the head with a ball and doesn't know where it landed.*
Elaine: *Calls out louder* SIR!
Black Man #1: *Looks down at Elaine, puzzled.*
Elaine: Yeah, sir, can I ask you something?
Black Man #1: Wha? What it do?
Elaine: Yeah, hi. Um, can you tell me how long this is going to last? *She asks this very sarcastically, as if to make a point to Jerry.*
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
*Elaine looks at Jerry knowingly.*
Jerry: Okay, alright. *Sighs.* It's not "just one of those things."
*Jerry and Elaine turn around and start heading out of the bakery shop, leaving the four black gentlemen and the bakery shop proprietor behind.*
Elaine: Nope, not one of those things. It's just a bunch of no good, dirty, rotten, filthy...
Jerry: *Cuts her off, as if knowingly, and sighs* ... "Niggers..." |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 6:22 PM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15407522) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 9:17 PM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15408567) |
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Date: July 4th, 2010 3:09 AM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15411257) |
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Date: July 6th, 2010 4:39 PM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15429338) |
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Date: July 6th, 2010 9:46 PM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15431366) |
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Date: July 6th, 2010 9:53 PM Author: flesh odious cuckoldry business firm Michael Richards agrees that it was a grievous oversight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15431430) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 4:00 AM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15442962) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:37 AM Author: nudist sanctuary jewess The script writing pumo in this thread is hereby King of Pumos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443612) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 8:15 PM Author: obsidian principal's office credited. although this one was quite good as well http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1156537&forum_id=2#13459456 |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 1:30 PM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15453995) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:13 PM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15525738) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:31 PM Author: Lascivious Navy Antidepressant Drug Water Buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15601890) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 10:54 AM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15903016) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 11:32 AM Author: insanely creepy harsh hairy legs national I must say that even as a fire breathing liberal ex-peacecorps type this was a hilarious thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15903176) |
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Date: August 29th, 2010 11:51 PM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15916785) |
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Date: September 18th, 2010 12:11 PM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16074435) |
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Date: September 18th, 2010 1:59 PM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16075550) |
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Date: October 28th, 2010 8:52 PM Author: drunken scarlet tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16411865) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2010 6:39 PM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16449964) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2010 11:54 PM Author: Exciting national security agency den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16453621) |
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Date: November 8th, 2010 9:38 AM Author: drunken scarlet tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16497242) |
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Date: November 8th, 2010 9:49 AM Author: Carmine mind-boggling ladyboy center Please continue this thread! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16497259) |
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Date: November 9th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: supple arrogant macaca kitty [Elaine and George are in Jerry's apartment chatting. Kramer bursts through the door.]
Kramer: Yo!
* A playful smile appears on Elaine's face. *
Elaine: Guess what?
Kramer: What!?
Elaine [voice ending in a faux whisper]: Jerry's dating a NIGGER.
* Kramer jumps backward abruptly and appears startled. He composes himself. *
Kramer: You know what they say, Jerry? [Pause] Once you go black you never go back!
* Jerry looks sheepish*
Kramer: That junk in the trunk will drive you CRAZY for the rest of your life.
* Elaine rolls eyes *
Jerry: I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Kramer: How come?
Jerry: On one hand, I feel this strong visceral attraction . . . . But on the other hand . . . . [comes to a pause]
* Elaine looks playful again. *
Elaine: I know what it is you're worried about!
Jerry: And what would that be?
Elaine [being coy]: Oh, I don't want to say.
Jerry: Spit it out!
Elaine: You're worried that you aren't "man enough" to please her!
[George coughs.]
Jerry [in an embarrassed voice]: It's true! I feel like she's this wild animal that can't be tamed. When we're alone together, I'm both exhilarated and frightened.
Elaine: Why would you be frightened?
George: It's like that book the Heart of Darkness. Jerry's scared of what he might become if he surrenders to his passions.
Elaine: Come on! She's a corporate lawyer, not some wild gorilla.
Jerry: I know! She's smart, she's educated, she's professional . . . . I don't know what it is . . . .
Kramer: You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger.
Elaine: Oh COME ON you guys! |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 7:55 PM Author: obsidian principal's office 180, preserving for future generations
Date: November 9th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: palo alto
[Elaine and George are in Jerry's apartment chatting. Kramer bursts through the door.]
Kramer: Yo!
* A playful smile appears on Elaine's face. *
Elaine: Guess what?
Kramer: What!?
Elaine [voice ending in a faux whisper]: Jerry's dating a NIGGER.
* Kramer jumps backward abruptly and appears startled. He composes himself. *
Kramer: You know what they say, Jerry? [Pause] Once you go black you never go back!
* Jerry looks sheepish*
Kramer: That junk in the trunk will drive you CRAZY for the rest of your life.
* Elaine rolls eyes *
Jerry: I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Kramer: How come?
Jerry: On one hand, I feel this strong visceral attraction . . . . But on the other hand . . . . [comes to a pause]
* Elaine looks playful again. *
Elaine: I know what it is you're worried about!
Jerry: And what would that be?
Elaine [being coy]: Oh, I don't want to say.
Jerry: Spit it out!
Elaine: You're worried that you aren't "man enough" to please her!
[George coughs.]
Jerry [in an embarrassed voice]: It's true! I feel like she's this wild animal that can't be tamed. When we're alone together, I'm both exhilarated and frightened.
Elaine: Why would you be frightened?
George: It's like that book the Heart of Darkness. Jerry's scared of what he might become if he surrenders to his passions.
Elaine: Come on! She's a corporate lawyer, not some wild gorilla.
Jerry: I know! She's smart, she's educated, she's professional . . . . I don't know what it is . . . .
Kramer: You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger.
Elaine: Oh COME ON you guys! |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 7:57 PM Author: drunken scarlet tank lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16768408) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:26 AM Author: white market 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097224) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:28 AM Author: Histrionic wrinkle church building lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097234) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:29 AM Author: white market tbf this is perfect except for the very last line. delete it and you have a masterpiece. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097243) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:31 AM Author: Histrionic wrinkle church building What the fuck are you talking about pumo faggot it's exactly what Elaine would say while shoving Kramer or something in teh chest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097266) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:32 AM Author: white market nope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097276) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:35 AM Author: Histrionic wrinkle church building Yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097294) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:24 PM Author: bright international law enforcement agency Hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16769120) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:55 PM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16769516) |
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Date: December 10th, 2010 6:54 PM Author: obsidian principal's office SURVEY SAYS:
bump |
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Date: December 20th, 2010 10:53 PM Author: drunken scarlet tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16864876) |
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Date: December 29th, 2010 1:22 AM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16921474) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:13 AM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097050) |
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Date: February 26th, 2011 7:39 PM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17379903) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 2:22 AM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17555814) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 6:12 AM Author: poppy boyish scourge upon the earth therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17556432) |
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Date: April 25th, 2011 8:24 PM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17852783) |
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Date: June 9th, 2011 1:31 AM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18203187) |
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Date: June 9th, 2011 1:36 AM Author: titillating disgusting temple chad I wish I was talented enough to contribute to this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18203228) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:40 PM Author: bipolar idiotic pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460411) |
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Date: June 9th, 2011 1:32 AM Author: insanely creepy harsh hairy legs national aww yes a classic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18203189) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 10:36 AM Author: plum high-end indirect expression senate oh yeah i forgot about this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18275064) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 10:54 AM Author: obsidian principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18275125) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2011 11:00 AM Author: white market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19225246) |
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Date: July 17th, 2011 11:59 PM Author: zippy ultramarine abode psychic latest episode of curb does a decent job of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18549852) |
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Date: August 9th, 2011 7:46 PM Author: Topaz soul-stirring selfie cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18720811) |
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Date: September 24th, 2011 8:34 AM Author: drunken scarlet tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19032224) |
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Date: September 24th, 2011 1:14 PM Author: self-centered razzle parlor i never watched the show but i remember being at a friend's house and seeing an episode where elaine thought the guy she was dating might be black, but she didn't know how to ask him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19032844) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2011 10:41 PM Author: white market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19097109) |
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Date: October 6th, 2011 3:46 PM Author: Orange pit Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19115379) |
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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:45 AM Author: white market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19161029) |
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Date: December 19th, 2011 11:05 PM Author: white market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19600713) |
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Date: December 19th, 2011 11:06 PM Author: obsidian principal's office 180 bump. can't believe this slipped my mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19600720) |
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Date: January 1st, 2012 3:13 AM Author: obsidian principal's office 2012 BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19681499) |
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Date: January 1st, 2012 3:23 AM Author: turquoise parlour love of her life 2012: Year of the Jew Joker with the Juke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19681517) |