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One social tabboo Seinfeld never grappled with. NIGGERS.
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:05 AM Author: twinkling rambunctious office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396140) |
Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:06 AM Author: Confused spot that's why kramer was always freaking the fuck out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396151) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:07 AM Author: scarlet hissy fit brethren Wasn't their defense attorney black? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396153) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 9:36 AM Author: talking nubile bawdyhouse he was a parody of Johnnie Cochran (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17556561) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:08 AM Author: Comical corn cake prole holy shit.
I propose the first XOXO group writing project -- lets write the Seinfeld nigger episode. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:12 AM Author: twinkling rambunctious office Setting: Jerry's apartment.
*Jerry getting cereal from cupboard*
*George walks into apartment*
George: Ya' know, there's only so much you can take.
Jerry: Huh?
George: There comes a point when even the most tolerant guy loses it.
Jerry: Loses it? What do you mean? What happened?
George: I just got back from the movies.
Jerry: The movies?
George: Yep, the movies. And... people .... the people ... people were talkin'. *George throws his arms up in the air and exclaims* "Ho boy! Were they talking..."
Jerry: Talking?
*A look of realization comes over Jerry's face and he puts the cereal box on the counter*
Jerry: Oh no.
George: Yep.
Jerry: Not the movies uptown?
George: *Exasperated again, almost cutting Jerry off* THE MOVIES UPTOWN!
Jerry: So I guess, you finally snapped, huh?
George: I finally snapped, Jerry. Finally snapped. It's those filthy goddamn good for nothing...
George and Jerry together: NIGGERS! |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:13 AM Author: Comical corn cake prole 1 fucking 80, you are talented (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396225) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:14 AM Author: mauve soul-stirring institution LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396228) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:17 AM Author: Comical corn cake prole still fucking LOLing at this. maybe I'll see if I can write the next segment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396263) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:19 AM Author: Excitant lettuce not bad
somehow I knew this post would get a bunch of 180s |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:19 AM Author: mauve soul-stirring institution stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396280) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:58 AM Author: fiercely-loyal supple regret corner wow, you've been poasting here over 5 years and you've finally figured out that clever posts earn "180s." quite the detective you are, shithead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15403010) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:18 PM Author: Adulterous queen of the night how'd you know rasquie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460261) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:22 AM Author: Vibrant trailer park J: So what'd you do? G: What could I do, Jerry? I did what I had to do. I walked right up to them. J: The walk-up? G: *puffing, angry* Ha-ha! The walk-up. J: Well what'd they do? G: *deflated* . . . They uh. J: *knowing* The jive. G: They called me a cracker-ass doughboy. J: Can't beat it! G: Can't beat the jive, Jerry! J: That's the essence of the jive. It surprises you. Even when you're totally in the right, they can jive around you. You know juke and jive? G: Juke and jive? J: It's a juke and jive, like a dance! G: They danced around me Jerry. J: Around the doughboy. That's why you gotta have the juke! They have the jive, you have the juke. G: Oh so YOU have the juke? J: Oh I can juke, baby. G: How do I get the juke? I need the juke! J: It's a Jewish thing. Can't be taught. G: So you're a Jew joker with the juke. J: *in Puddy voice, squinty face* Yeah, that's right. K: *bursts in* YOU GUYS TALKIN' ABOUT NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Michael Richards not supposed to be in this scene* *Show is canceled* |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:26 AM Author: Comical corn cake prole fan-fucking-tastic. LOLing my socks off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396322) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:58 AM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396450) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:22 AM Author: aromatic frisky gas station laser beams far cry from the quality of the other two (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396577) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:24 AM Author: Comical corn cake prole *sigh* I know man, I tried. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396592) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:00 AM Author: titillating jade heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396458) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:43 AM Author: Insanely creepy chestnut school cafeteria ty for jew joker with the juke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396687) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 10:57 AM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397409) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:02 AM Author: curious stage hominid this was excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397434) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:08 AM Author: stirring gaping Wow man 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397455) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 12:13 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole still looking for talented writers to contribute to this project
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:10 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399034) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 4:08 PM Author: mustard liquid oxygen Yeah, you're operating at a high level these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399429) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:37 AM Author: greedy exciting degenerate area 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443609) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 11:25 AM Author: brindle demanding station 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15903144) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 10:35 AM Author: Very tactful wagecucks home haaahahahahahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18275061) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:42 PM Author: Passionate rebellious parlor cumskin still 180*180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460428) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:49 PM Author: crystalline shivering juggernaut 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460490) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 8:00 PM Author: beady-eyed dilemma best post ever. EVER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136709) |
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Date: September 13th, 2010 2:08 PM Author: brindle demanding station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16035748) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 2:28 AM Author: Fuchsia School 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17555842) |
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Date: May 21st, 2011 12:36 AM Author: crystalline shivering juggernaut 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18054692) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:00 PM Author: Pearly dysfunction legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460083) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:25 PM Author: twinkling rambunctious office holy shit, i am a funny fuck (pumo who originally wrote this) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460300) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 7:56 PM Author: startled round eye on the serious - why the fuck are you not writing comedy? that was better than the SPS writing on SNL... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136680) |
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Date: December 19th, 2011 11:07 PM Author: Autistic avocado black woman church HAHAHA I'd actually watch the show if they had dialogue like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19600730) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 1:33 PM Author: twinkling rambunctious office Setting: Bakery shop in midtown.
*Elaine and Jerry are waiting in a line and four black gentlemen are in front of them.*
*Suddenly one of the black gentlemen starts arguing with the bakery shop proprietor.*
Elaine: Oh boy, here we go.
Jerry: What do you mean "Here we go?"
Elaine: What do I mean "Here we go?"? You know exactly what I mean "Here we go."
Jerry: I think you're overreacting.
*Suddenly, the other three black gentlemen start yelling at the bakery shop proprietor as well and the din of argument gets louder and more angry.*
Elaine: Yeah. Overreacting.
Jerry: Look, it'll all boil over. This is just one of those things that happens.
Elaine: *Incredulous* One of those things? You think this is "one of those things"?
*Elaine walks up to one of the black gentlemen, by now even more than ever in the bakery shop proprietor's face and taps him on the shoulder. The man turns around with a puzzled look on his face.*
Elaine: Excuse me, sir?
Black Man #1: *Looks around quizically as if he's hit in the head with a ball and doesn't know where it landed.*
Elaine: *Calls out louder* SIR!
Black Man #1: *Looks down at Elaine, puzzled.*
Elaine: Yeah, sir, can I ask you something?
Black Man #1: Wha? What it do?
Elaine: Yeah, hi. Um, can you tell me how long this is going to last? *She asks this very sarcastically, as if to make a point to Jerry.*
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
*Elaine looks at Jerry knowingly.*
Jerry: Okay, alright. *Sighs.* It's not "just one of those things."
*Jerry and Elaine turn around and start heading out of the bakery shop, leaving the four black gentlemen and the bakery shop proprietor behind.*
Elaine: Nope, not one of those things. It's just a bunch of no good, dirty, rotten, filthy...
Jerry: *Cuts her off, as if knowingly, and sighs* ... "Niggers..." |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 4:07 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole amazing. you have a gift. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399418) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:30 AM Author: greedy exciting degenerate area It was good up to this point:
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
This false action took me out of the scene you were trying to create. In real life the black man would have turned and berated Elaine for having the nerve to interrupt him (just like if one interrupted blacks in a movie theater). |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 6:04 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15400206) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:39 PM Author: Adulterous queen of the night 'what it do' LOL |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:44 PM Author: twinkling rambunctious office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460445) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:09 AM Author: Claret Reading Party Sure they did... Jackie Chiles, & when Elaine thought she might be dating a black guy, & when Jerry was dating a racist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396173) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:06 AM Author: brindle demanding station and the episode where George offends his black co-worker telling him he looks like Sugar-Ray Leonard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397450) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:41 PM Author: Abnormal state Those are black folk issues though. This post is about fucking NIGGERS. Way fucking different. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15525902) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:13 AM Author: Excitant lettuce part of their schtick was how fucking politically correct but stupid they were. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396222) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:16 AM Author: scarlet hissy fit brethren I guess. None were supposed to be good people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396249) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:17 AM Author: Excitant lettuce Also, even when they're right, they're wrong.
That's the magic of george, especially. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:15 AM Author: sooty idiot What are you talking about? Of course he did. I made a thread on this a while ago.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1327498&mc=21&forum_id=2 |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:21 AM Author: histrionic bat shit crazy digit ratio I think Kramer made up for that omission... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396290) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:35 AM Author: Vibrant trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396355) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:38 AM Author: sooty idiot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQmyQislzzE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396368) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:07 AM Author: spruce giraffe That is highly entertaining. I especially enjoyed the part where George asks what his last name is, followed by kramer yelling nigger, foloowed by George saying thats not irish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397452) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:30 AM Author: spectacular business firm This thread delivers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396644) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:15 AM Author: curious stage hominid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojRRqrXXFyU&feature=related (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397479) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 12:10 PM Author: Vibrant trailer park genuinely lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397776) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:33 AM Author: greedy exciting degenerate area rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443598) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:58 PM Author: razzmatazz principal's office awesome - when he first says the word "monkey" i lost it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15526037) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:20 PM Author: diverse codepig fanboi bwahahaha holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16769069) |
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Date: May 21st, 2011 12:34 AM Author: brindle demanding station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18054679) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:42 PM Author: Adulterous queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460426) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 7:14 PM Author: brindle demanding station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136357) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:55 AM Author: twinkling rambunctious office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15402998) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:56 AM Author: aromatic frisky gas station laser beams Thread has potential to be one of xoxo's truly great collaborative work. No offense to some of the later efforts, but don't try unless you know the ebb and flow of a Seinfeld conversation. It should not be a tale in the Whokebian tradition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15403002) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 2:26 PM Author: twinkling rambunctious office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15405399) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:31 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:12 AM Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.
Setting: Jerry's apartment.
*Jerry getting cereal from cupboard*
*George walks into apartment*
George: Ya' know, there's only so much you can take.
Jerry: Huh?
George: There comes a point when even the most tolerant guy loses it.
Jerry: Loses it? What do you mean? What happened?
George: I just got back from the movies.
Jerry: The movies?
George: Yep, the movies. And... people .... the people ... people were talkin'. *George throws his arms up in the air and exclaims* "Ho boy! Were they talking..."
Jerry: Talking?
*A look of realization comes over Jerry's face and he puts the cereal box on the counter*
Jerry: Oh no.
George: Yep.
Jerry: Not the movies uptown?
George: *Exasperated again, almost cutting Jerry off* THE MOVIES UPTOWN!
Jerry: So I guess, you finally snapped, huh?
George: I finally snapped, Jerry. Finally snapped. It's those filthy goddamn good for nothing...
George and Jerry together: NIGGERS! |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:32 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:22 AM Author: ak
J: So what'd you do?
G: What could I do, Jerry? I did what I had to do. I walked right up to them.
J: The walk-up?
G: *puffing, angry* Ha-ha! The walk-up.
J: Well what'd they do?
G: *deflated* . . . They uh.
J: *knowing* The jive.
G: They called me a cracker-ass doughboy.
J: Can't beat it!
G: Can't beat the jive, Jerry!
J: That's the essence of the jive. It surprises you. Even when you're totally in the right, they can jive around you. You know juke and jive?
G: Juke and jive?
J: It's a juke and jive, like a dance!
G: They danced around me Jerry.
J: Around the doughboy. That's why you gotta have the juke! They have the jive, you have the juke.
G: Oh so YOU have the juke?
J: Oh I can juke, baby.
G: How do I get the juke? I need the juke!
J: It's a Jewish thing. Can't be taught.
G: So you're a Jew joker with the juke.
J: *in Puddy voice, squinty face* Yeah, that's right.
K: *bursts in* YOU GUYS TALKIN' ABOUT NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Michael Richards not supposed to be in this scene*
*Show is canceled* |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:32 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole Date: July 2nd, 2010 1:33 PM Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.
Setting: Bakery shop in midtown.
*Elaine and Jerry are waiting in a line and four black gentlemen are in front of them.*
*Suddenly one of the black gentlemen starts arguing with the bakery shop proprietor.*
Elaine: Oh boy, here we go.
Jerry: What do you mean "Here we go?"
Elaine: What do I mean "Here we go?"? You know exactly what I mean "Here we go."
Jerry: I think you're overreacting.
*Suddenly, the other three black gentlemen start yelling at the bakery shop proprietor as well and the din of argument gets louder and more angry.*
Elaine: Yeah. Overreacting.
Jerry: Look, it'll all boil over. This is just one of those things that happens.
Elaine: *Incredulous* One of those things? You think this is "one of those things"?
*Elaine walks up to one of the black gentlemen, by now even more than ever in the bakery shop proprietor's face and taps him on the shoulder. The man turns around with a puzzled look on his face.*
Elaine: Excuse me, sir?
Black Man #1: *Looks around quizically as if he's hit in the head with a ball and doesn't know where it landed.*
Elaine: *Calls out louder* SIR!
Black Man #1: *Looks down at Elaine, puzzled.*
Elaine: Yeah, sir, can I ask you something?
Black Man #1: Wha? What it do?
Elaine: Yeah, hi. Um, can you tell me how long this is going to last? *She asks this very sarcastically, as if to make a point to Jerry.*
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
*Elaine looks at Jerry knowingly.*
Jerry: Okay, alright. *Sighs.* It's not "just one of those things."
*Jerry and Elaine turn around and start heading out of the bakery shop, leaving the four black gentlemen and the bakery shop proprietor behind.*
Elaine: Nope, not one of those things. It's just a bunch of no good, dirty, rotten, filthy...
Jerry: *Cuts her off, as if knowingly, and sighs* ... "Niggers..." |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 6:22 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15407522) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 9:17 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15408567) |
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Date: July 4th, 2010 3:09 AM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15411257) |
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Date: July 6th, 2010 4:39 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15429338) |
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Date: July 6th, 2010 9:46 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15431366) |
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Date: July 6th, 2010 9:53 PM Author: Nighttime Hospital Michael Richards agrees that it was a grievous oversight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15431430) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 4:00 AM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15442962) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:37 AM Author: brilliant orchestra pit The script writing pumo in this thread is hereby King of Pumos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443612) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 8:15 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole credited. although this one was quite good as well http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1156537&forum_id=2#13459456 |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 1:30 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15453995) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:13 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15525738) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:31 PM Author: greedy exciting degenerate area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15601890) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 10:54 AM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15903016) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 11:32 AM Author: Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap I must say that even as a fire breathing liberal ex-peacecorps type this was a hilarious thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15903176) |
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Date: August 29th, 2010 11:51 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15916785) |
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Date: September 18th, 2010 12:11 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16074435) |
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Date: September 18th, 2010 1:59 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16075550) |
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Date: October 28th, 2010 8:52 PM Author: brindle demanding station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16411865) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2010 6:39 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16449964) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2010 11:54 PM Author: adventurous sapphire space volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16453621) |
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Date: November 8th, 2010 9:38 AM Author: brindle demanding station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16497242) |
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Date: November 8th, 2010 9:49 AM Author: ebony coffee pot location Please continue this thread! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16497259) |
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Date: November 9th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: snowy telephone hall [Elaine and George are in Jerry's apartment chatting. Kramer bursts through the door.]
Kramer: Yo!
* A playful smile appears on Elaine's face. *
Elaine: Guess what?
Kramer: What!?
Elaine [voice ending in a faux whisper]: Jerry's dating a NIGGER.
* Kramer jumps backward abruptly and appears startled. He composes himself. *
Kramer: You know what they say, Jerry? [Pause] Once you go black you never go back!
* Jerry looks sheepish*
Kramer: That junk in the trunk will drive you CRAZY for the rest of your life.
* Elaine rolls eyes *
Jerry: I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Kramer: How come?
Jerry: On one hand, I feel this strong visceral attraction . . . . But on the other hand . . . . [comes to a pause]
* Elaine looks playful again. *
Elaine: I know what it is you're worried about!
Jerry: And what would that be?
Elaine [being coy]: Oh, I don't want to say.
Jerry: Spit it out!
Elaine: You're worried that you aren't "man enough" to please her!
[George coughs.]
Jerry [in an embarrassed voice]: It's true! I feel like she's this wild animal that can't be tamed. When we're alone together, I'm both exhilarated and frightened.
Elaine: Why would you be frightened?
George: It's like that book the Heart of Darkness. Jerry's scared of what he might become if he surrenders to his passions.
Elaine: Come on! She's a corporate lawyer, not some wild gorilla.
Jerry: I know! She's smart, she's educated, she's professional . . . . I don't know what it is . . . .
Kramer: You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger.
Elaine: Oh COME ON you guys! |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 7:55 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole 180, preserving for future generations
Date: November 9th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: palo alto
[Elaine and George are in Jerry's apartment chatting. Kramer bursts through the door.]
Kramer: Yo!
* A playful smile appears on Elaine's face. *
Elaine: Guess what?
Kramer: What!?
Elaine [voice ending in a faux whisper]: Jerry's dating a NIGGER.
* Kramer jumps backward abruptly and appears startled. He composes himself. *
Kramer: You know what they say, Jerry? [Pause] Once you go black you never go back!
* Jerry looks sheepish*
Kramer: That junk in the trunk will drive you CRAZY for the rest of your life.
* Elaine rolls eyes *
Jerry: I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Kramer: How come?
Jerry: On one hand, I feel this strong visceral attraction . . . . But on the other hand . . . . [comes to a pause]
* Elaine looks playful again. *
Elaine: I know what it is you're worried about!
Jerry: And what would that be?
Elaine [being coy]: Oh, I don't want to say.
Jerry: Spit it out!
Elaine: You're worried that you aren't "man enough" to please her!
[George coughs.]
Jerry [in an embarrassed voice]: It's true! I feel like she's this wild animal that can't be tamed. When we're alone together, I'm both exhilarated and frightened.
Elaine: Why would you be frightened?
George: It's like that book the Heart of Darkness. Jerry's scared of what he might become if he surrenders to his passions.
Elaine: Come on! She's a corporate lawyer, not some wild gorilla.
Jerry: I know! She's smart, she's educated, she's professional . . . . I don't know what it is . . . .
Kramer: You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger.
Elaine: Oh COME ON you guys! |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 7:57 PM Author: brindle demanding station lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16768408) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:26 AM Author: twinkling rambunctious office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097224) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:28 AM Author: wonderful burgundy striped hyena lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097234) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:29 AM Author: twinkling rambunctious office tbf this is perfect except for the very last line. delete it and you have a masterpiece. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097243) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:31 AM Author: wonderful burgundy striped hyena What the fuck are you talking about pumo faggot it's exactly what Elaine would say while shoving Kramer or something in teh chest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097266) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:32 AM Author: twinkling rambunctious office nope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097276) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:35 AM Author: wonderful burgundy striped hyena Yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097294) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:24 PM Author: diverse codepig fanboi Hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16769120) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:55 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16769516) |
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Date: December 10th, 2010 6:54 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole SURVEY SAYS:
bump |
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Date: December 20th, 2010 10:53 PM Author: brindle demanding station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16864876) |
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Date: December 29th, 2010 1:22 AM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16921474) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:13 AM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097050) |
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Date: February 26th, 2011 7:39 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17379903) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 2:22 AM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17555814) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 6:12 AM Author: cobalt sickened den headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17556432) |
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Date: April 25th, 2011 8:24 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17852783) |
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Date: June 9th, 2011 1:31 AM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18203187) |
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Date: June 9th, 2011 1:36 AM Author: idiotic irradiated center I wish I was talented enough to contribute to this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18203228) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:40 PM Author: Very tactful wagecucks home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460411) |
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Date: June 9th, 2011 1:32 AM Author: Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap aww yes a classic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18203189) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 10:36 AM Author: flesh self-centered nowag oh yeah i forgot about this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18275064) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 10:54 AM Author: Comical corn cake prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18275125) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2011 11:00 AM Author: twinkling rambunctious office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19225246) |
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Date: July 17th, 2011 11:59 PM Author: kink-friendly fragrant internal respiration dog poop latest episode of curb does a decent job of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18549852) |
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Date: August 9th, 2011 7:46 PM Author: Trip useless sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18720811) |
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Date: September 24th, 2011 8:34 AM Author: brindle demanding station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19032224) |
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Date: September 24th, 2011 1:14 PM Author: appetizing resort dopamine i never watched the show but i remember being at a friend's house and seeing an episode where elaine thought the guy she was dating might be black, but she didn't know how to ask him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19032844) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2011 10:41 PM Author: twinkling rambunctious office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19097109) |
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Date: October 6th, 2011 3:46 PM Author: irate therapy Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19115379) |
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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:45 AM Author: twinkling rambunctious office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19161029) |
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Date: December 19th, 2011 11:05 PM Author: twinkling rambunctious office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19600713) |
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Date: December 19th, 2011 11:06 PM Author: Comical corn cake prole 180 bump. can't believe this slipped my mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19600720) |
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Date: January 1st, 2012 3:13 AM Author: Comical corn cake prole 2012 BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19681499) |
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Date: January 1st, 2012 3:23 AM Author: awkward ape main people 2012: Year of the Jew Joker with the Juke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19681517) |