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One social tabboo Seinfeld never grappled with. NIGGERS.
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:05 AM Author: ivory patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396140) |
Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:06 AM Author: comical hilarious marketing idea that's why kramer was always freaking the fuck out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396151) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:07 AM Author: Disrespectful lemon jap space Wasn't their defense attorney black? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396153) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 9:36 AM Author: Charismatic chartreuse gay wizard parlour he was a parody of Johnnie Cochran (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17556561) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:08 AM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface holy shit.
I propose the first XOXO group writing project -- lets write the Seinfeld nigger episode. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:12 AM Author: ivory patrolman Setting: Jerry's apartment.
*Jerry getting cereal from cupboard*
*George walks into apartment*
George: Ya' know, there's only so much you can take.
Jerry: Huh?
George: There comes a point when even the most tolerant guy loses it.
Jerry: Loses it? What do you mean? What happened?
George: I just got back from the movies.
Jerry: The movies?
George: Yep, the movies. And... people .... the people ... people were talkin'. *George throws his arms up in the air and exclaims* "Ho boy! Were they talking..."
Jerry: Talking?
*A look of realization comes over Jerry's face and he puts the cereal box on the counter*
Jerry: Oh no.
George: Yep.
Jerry: Not the movies uptown?
George: *Exasperated again, almost cutting Jerry off* THE MOVIES UPTOWN!
Jerry: So I guess, you finally snapped, huh?
George: I finally snapped, Jerry. Finally snapped. It's those filthy goddamn good for nothing...
George and Jerry together: NIGGERS! |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:13 AM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface 1 fucking 80, you are talented (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396225) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:14 AM Author: yapping business firm skinny woman LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396228) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:17 AM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface still fucking LOLing at this. maybe I'll see if I can write the next segment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396263) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:19 AM Author: Stirring box office immigrant not bad
somehow I knew this post would get a bunch of 180s |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:19 AM Author: yapping business firm skinny woman stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396280) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:58 AM Author: exhilarant church building turdskin wow, you've been poasting here over 5 years and you've finally figured out that clever posts earn "180s." quite the detective you are, shithead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15403010) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:18 PM Author: judgmental adventurous boiling water how'd you know rasquie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460261) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:22 AM Author: vermilion thriller milk J: So what'd you do? G: What could I do, Jerry? I did what I had to do. I walked right up to them. J: The walk-up? G: *puffing, angry* Ha-ha! The walk-up. J: Well what'd they do? G: *deflated* . . . They uh. J: *knowing* The jive. G: They called me a cracker-ass doughboy. J: Can't beat it! G: Can't beat the jive, Jerry! J: That's the essence of the jive. It surprises you. Even when you're totally in the right, they can jive around you. You know juke and jive? G: Juke and jive? J: It's a juke and jive, like a dance! G: They danced around me Jerry. J: Around the doughboy. That's why you gotta have the juke! They have the jive, you have the juke. G: Oh so YOU have the juke? J: Oh I can juke, baby. G: How do I get the juke? I need the juke! J: It's a Jewish thing. Can't be taught. G: So you're a Jew joker with the juke. J: *in Puddy voice, squinty face* Yeah, that's right. K: *bursts in* YOU GUYS TALKIN' ABOUT NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Michael Richards not supposed to be in this scene* *Show is canceled* |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:26 AM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface fan-fucking-tastic. LOLing my socks off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396322) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:58 AM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396450) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:22 AM Author: Hairraiser deranged stag film water buffalo far cry from the quality of the other two (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396577) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:24 AM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface *sigh* I know man, I tried. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396592) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:00 AM Author: beady-eyed generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396458) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:43 AM Author: azure curious home lettuce ty for jew joker with the juke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396687) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 10:57 AM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397409) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:02 AM Author: Violet vivacious point hunting ground this was excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397434) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:08 AM Author: fiercely-loyal bateful dog poop Wow man 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397455) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 12:13 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface still looking for talented writers to contribute to this project
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:10 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399034) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 4:08 PM Author: contagious shrine Yeah, you're operating at a high level these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399429) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:37 AM Author: Histrionic Metal Legend 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443609) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 11:25 AM Author: Mind-boggling Field 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15903144) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 10:35 AM Author: wonderful property haaahahahahahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18275061) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:42 PM Author: sexy set main people still 180*180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460428) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:49 PM Author: Slimy therapy weed whacker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460490) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 8:00 PM Author: mustard razzle stead best post ever. EVER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136709) |
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Date: September 13th, 2010 2:08 PM Author: Mind-boggling Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16035748) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 2:28 AM Author: Erotic brunch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17555842) |
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Date: May 21st, 2011 12:36 AM Author: Slimy therapy weed whacker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18054692) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:00 PM Author: Glittery orchid double fault bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460083) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:25 PM Author: ivory patrolman holy shit, i am a funny fuck (pumo who originally wrote this) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460300) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 7:56 PM Author: Maroon chapel preventive strike on the serious - why the fuck are you not writing comedy? that was better than the SPS writing on SNL... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136680) |
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Date: December 19th, 2011 11:07 PM Author: anal excitant senate filthpig HAHAHA I'd actually watch the show if they had dialogue like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19600730) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 1:33 PM Author: ivory patrolman Setting: Bakery shop in midtown.
*Elaine and Jerry are waiting in a line and four black gentlemen are in front of them.*
*Suddenly one of the black gentlemen starts arguing with the bakery shop proprietor.*
Elaine: Oh boy, here we go.
Jerry: What do you mean "Here we go?"
Elaine: What do I mean "Here we go?"? You know exactly what I mean "Here we go."
Jerry: I think you're overreacting.
*Suddenly, the other three black gentlemen start yelling at the bakery shop proprietor as well and the din of argument gets louder and more angry.*
Elaine: Yeah. Overreacting.
Jerry: Look, it'll all boil over. This is just one of those things that happens.
Elaine: *Incredulous* One of those things? You think this is "one of those things"?
*Elaine walks up to one of the black gentlemen, by now even more than ever in the bakery shop proprietor's face and taps him on the shoulder. The man turns around with a puzzled look on his face.*
Elaine: Excuse me, sir?
Black Man #1: *Looks around quizically as if he's hit in the head with a ball and doesn't know where it landed.*
Elaine: *Calls out louder* SIR!
Black Man #1: *Looks down at Elaine, puzzled.*
Elaine: Yeah, sir, can I ask you something?
Black Man #1: Wha? What it do?
Elaine: Yeah, hi. Um, can you tell me how long this is going to last? *She asks this very sarcastically, as if to make a point to Jerry.*
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
*Elaine looks at Jerry knowingly.*
Jerry: Okay, alright. *Sighs.* It's not "just one of those things."
*Jerry and Elaine turn around and start heading out of the bakery shop, leaving the four black gentlemen and the bakery shop proprietor behind.*
Elaine: Nope, not one of those things. It's just a bunch of no good, dirty, rotten, filthy...
Jerry: *Cuts her off, as if knowingly, and sighs* ... "Niggers..." |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 4:07 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface amazing. you have a gift. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399418) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:30 AM Author: Histrionic Metal Legend It was good up to this point:
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
This false action took me out of the scene you were trying to create. In real life the black man would have turned and berated Elaine for having the nerve to interrupt him (just like if one interrupted blacks in a movie theater). |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 6:04 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15400206) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:39 PM Author: judgmental adventurous boiling water 'what it do' LOL |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:44 PM Author: ivory patrolman 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460445) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:09 AM Author: sepia swollen sanctuary cuckold Sure they did... Jackie Chiles, & when Elaine thought she might be dating a black guy, & when Jerry was dating a racist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396173) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:06 AM Author: Mind-boggling Field and the episode where George offends his black co-worker telling him he looks like Sugar-Ray Leonard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397450) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:41 PM Author: Swashbuckling wagecucks hell Those are black folk issues though. This post is about fucking NIGGERS. Way fucking different. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15525902) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:13 AM Author: Stirring box office immigrant part of their schtick was how fucking politically correct but stupid they were. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396222) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:16 AM Author: Disrespectful lemon jap space I guess. None were supposed to be good people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396249) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:17 AM Author: Stirring box office immigrant Also, even when they're right, they're wrong.
That's the magic of george, especially. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:15 AM Author: Galvanic abode What are you talking about? Of course he did. I made a thread on this a while ago.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1327498&mc=21&forum_id=2 |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:21 AM Author: submissive chad menage I think Kramer made up for that omission... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396290) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:35 AM Author: vermilion thriller milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396355) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:38 AM Author: Galvanic abode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQmyQislzzE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396368) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:07 AM Author: unhinged native That is highly entertaining. I especially enjoyed the part where George asks what his last name is, followed by kramer yelling nigger, foloowed by George saying thats not irish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397452) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:30 AM Author: avocado house death wish This thread delivers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396644) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:15 AM Author: Violet vivacious point hunting ground http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojRRqrXXFyU&feature=related (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397479) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 12:10 PM Author: vermilion thriller milk genuinely lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397776) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:33 AM Author: Histrionic Metal Legend rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443598) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:58 PM Author: mint hospital azn awesome - when he first says the word "monkey" i lost it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15526037) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:20 PM Author: multi-colored lavender library bwahahaha holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16769069) |
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Date: May 21st, 2011 12:34 AM Author: Mind-boggling Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18054679) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:42 PM Author: judgmental adventurous boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460426) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 7:14 PM Author: Mind-boggling Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136357) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:55 AM Author: ivory patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15402998) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:56 AM Author: Hairraiser deranged stag film water buffalo Thread has potential to be one of xoxo's truly great collaborative work. No offense to some of the later efforts, but don't try unless you know the ebb and flow of a Seinfeld conversation. It should not be a tale in the Whokebian tradition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15403002) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 2:26 PM Author: ivory patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15405399) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:31 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:12 AM Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.
Setting: Jerry's apartment.
*Jerry getting cereal from cupboard*
*George walks into apartment*
George: Ya' know, there's only so much you can take.
Jerry: Huh?
George: There comes a point when even the most tolerant guy loses it.
Jerry: Loses it? What do you mean? What happened?
George: I just got back from the movies.
Jerry: The movies?
George: Yep, the movies. And... people .... the people ... people were talkin'. *George throws his arms up in the air and exclaims* "Ho boy! Were they talking..."
Jerry: Talking?
*A look of realization comes over Jerry's face and he puts the cereal box on the counter*
Jerry: Oh no.
George: Yep.
Jerry: Not the movies uptown?
George: *Exasperated again, almost cutting Jerry off* THE MOVIES UPTOWN!
Jerry: So I guess, you finally snapped, huh?
George: I finally snapped, Jerry. Finally snapped. It's those filthy goddamn good for nothing...
George and Jerry together: NIGGERS! |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:32 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:22 AM Author: ak
J: So what'd you do?
G: What could I do, Jerry? I did what I had to do. I walked right up to them.
J: The walk-up?
G: *puffing, angry* Ha-ha! The walk-up.
J: Well what'd they do?
G: *deflated* . . . They uh.
J: *knowing* The jive.
G: They called me a cracker-ass doughboy.
J: Can't beat it!
G: Can't beat the jive, Jerry!
J: That's the essence of the jive. It surprises you. Even when you're totally in the right, they can jive around you. You know juke and jive?
G: Juke and jive?
J: It's a juke and jive, like a dance!
G: They danced around me Jerry.
J: Around the doughboy. That's why you gotta have the juke! They have the jive, you have the juke.
G: Oh so YOU have the juke?
J: Oh I can juke, baby.
G: How do I get the juke? I need the juke!
J: It's a Jewish thing. Can't be taught.
G: So you're a Jew joker with the juke.
J: *in Puddy voice, squinty face* Yeah, that's right.
K: *bursts in* YOU GUYS TALKIN' ABOUT NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Michael Richards not supposed to be in this scene*
*Show is canceled* |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:32 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface Date: July 2nd, 2010 1:33 PM Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.
Setting: Bakery shop in midtown.
*Elaine and Jerry are waiting in a line and four black gentlemen are in front of them.*
*Suddenly one of the black gentlemen starts arguing with the bakery shop proprietor.*
Elaine: Oh boy, here we go.
Jerry: What do you mean "Here we go?"
Elaine: What do I mean "Here we go?"? You know exactly what I mean "Here we go."
Jerry: I think you're overreacting.
*Suddenly, the other three black gentlemen start yelling at the bakery shop proprietor as well and the din of argument gets louder and more angry.*
Elaine: Yeah. Overreacting.
Jerry: Look, it'll all boil over. This is just one of those things that happens.
Elaine: *Incredulous* One of those things? You think this is "one of those things"?
*Elaine walks up to one of the black gentlemen, by now even more than ever in the bakery shop proprietor's face and taps him on the shoulder. The man turns around with a puzzled look on his face.*
Elaine: Excuse me, sir?
Black Man #1: *Looks around quizically as if he's hit in the head with a ball and doesn't know where it landed.*
Elaine: *Calls out louder* SIR!
Black Man #1: *Looks down at Elaine, puzzled.*
Elaine: Yeah, sir, can I ask you something?
Black Man #1: Wha? What it do?
Elaine: Yeah, hi. Um, can you tell me how long this is going to last? *She asks this very sarcastically, as if to make a point to Jerry.*
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
*Elaine looks at Jerry knowingly.*
Jerry: Okay, alright. *Sighs.* It's not "just one of those things."
*Jerry and Elaine turn around and start heading out of the bakery shop, leaving the four black gentlemen and the bakery shop proprietor behind.*
Elaine: Nope, not one of those things. It's just a bunch of no good, dirty, rotten, filthy...
Jerry: *Cuts her off, as if knowingly, and sighs* ... "Niggers..." |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 6:22 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15407522) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 9:17 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15408567) |
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Date: July 4th, 2010 3:09 AM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15411257) |
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Date: July 6th, 2010 4:39 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15429338) |
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Date: July 6th, 2010 9:46 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15431366) |
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Date: July 6th, 2010 9:53 PM Author: ruby sandwich Michael Richards agrees that it was a grievous oversight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15431430) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 4:00 AM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15442962) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:37 AM Author: Rose irradiated stage The script writing pumo in this thread is hereby King of Pumos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443612) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 8:15 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface credited. although this one was quite good as well http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1156537&forum_id=2#13459456 |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 1:30 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15453995) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:13 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15525738) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:31 PM Author: Histrionic Metal Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15601890) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 10:54 AM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15903016) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 11:32 AM Author: Snowy Rigor I must say that even as a fire breathing liberal ex-peacecorps type this was a hilarious thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15903176) |
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Date: August 29th, 2010 11:51 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15916785) |
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Date: September 18th, 2010 12:11 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16074435) |
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Date: September 18th, 2010 1:59 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16075550) |
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Date: October 28th, 2010 8:52 PM Author: Mind-boggling Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16411865) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2010 6:39 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16449964) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2010 11:54 PM Author: Mentally impaired soul-stirring clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16453621) |
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Date: November 8th, 2010 9:38 AM Author: Mind-boggling Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16497242) |
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Date: November 8th, 2010 9:49 AM Author: fantasy-prone coldplay fan Please continue this thread! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16497259) |
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Date: November 9th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: dashing site twinkling uncleanness [Elaine and George are in Jerry's apartment chatting. Kramer bursts through the door.]
Kramer: Yo!
* A playful smile appears on Elaine's face. *
Elaine: Guess what?
Kramer: What!?
Elaine [voice ending in a faux whisper]: Jerry's dating a NIGGER.
* Kramer jumps backward abruptly and appears startled. He composes himself. *
Kramer: You know what they say, Jerry? [Pause] Once you go black you never go back!
* Jerry looks sheepish*
Kramer: That junk in the trunk will drive you CRAZY for the rest of your life.
* Elaine rolls eyes *
Jerry: I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Kramer: How come?
Jerry: On one hand, I feel this strong visceral attraction . . . . But on the other hand . . . . [comes to a pause]
* Elaine looks playful again. *
Elaine: I know what it is you're worried about!
Jerry: And what would that be?
Elaine [being coy]: Oh, I don't want to say.
Jerry: Spit it out!
Elaine: You're worried that you aren't "man enough" to please her!
[George coughs.]
Jerry [in an embarrassed voice]: It's true! I feel like she's this wild animal that can't be tamed. When we're alone together, I'm both exhilarated and frightened.
Elaine: Why would you be frightened?
George: It's like that book the Heart of Darkness. Jerry's scared of what he might become if he surrenders to his passions.
Elaine: Come on! She's a corporate lawyer, not some wild gorilla.
Jerry: I know! She's smart, she's educated, she's professional . . . . I don't know what it is . . . .
Kramer: You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger.
Elaine: Oh COME ON you guys! |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 7:55 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface 180, preserving for future generations
Date: November 9th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: palo alto
[Elaine and George are in Jerry's apartment chatting. Kramer bursts through the door.]
Kramer: Yo!
* A playful smile appears on Elaine's face. *
Elaine: Guess what?
Kramer: What!?
Elaine [voice ending in a faux whisper]: Jerry's dating a NIGGER.
* Kramer jumps backward abruptly and appears startled. He composes himself. *
Kramer: You know what they say, Jerry? [Pause] Once you go black you never go back!
* Jerry looks sheepish*
Kramer: That junk in the trunk will drive you CRAZY for the rest of your life.
* Elaine rolls eyes *
Jerry: I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Kramer: How come?
Jerry: On one hand, I feel this strong visceral attraction . . . . But on the other hand . . . . [comes to a pause]
* Elaine looks playful again. *
Elaine: I know what it is you're worried about!
Jerry: And what would that be?
Elaine [being coy]: Oh, I don't want to say.
Jerry: Spit it out!
Elaine: You're worried that you aren't "man enough" to please her!
[George coughs.]
Jerry [in an embarrassed voice]: It's true! I feel like she's this wild animal that can't be tamed. When we're alone together, I'm both exhilarated and frightened.
Elaine: Why would you be frightened?
George: It's like that book the Heart of Darkness. Jerry's scared of what he might become if he surrenders to his passions.
Elaine: Come on! She's a corporate lawyer, not some wild gorilla.
Jerry: I know! She's smart, she's educated, she's professional . . . . I don't know what it is . . . .
Kramer: You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger.
Elaine: Oh COME ON you guys! |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 7:57 PM Author: Mind-boggling Field lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16768408) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:26 AM Author: ivory patrolman 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097224) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:28 AM Author: very tactful dysfunction private investor lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097234) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:29 AM Author: ivory patrolman tbf this is perfect except for the very last line. delete it and you have a masterpiece. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097243) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:31 AM Author: very tactful dysfunction private investor What the fuck are you talking about pumo faggot it's exactly what Elaine would say while shoving Kramer or something in teh chest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097266) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:32 AM Author: ivory patrolman nope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097276) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:35 AM Author: very tactful dysfunction private investor Yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097294) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:24 PM Author: multi-colored lavender library Hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16769120) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:55 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16769516) |
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Date: December 10th, 2010 6:54 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface SURVEY SAYS:
bump |
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Date: December 20th, 2010 10:53 PM Author: Mind-boggling Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16864876) |
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Date: December 29th, 2010 1:22 AM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16921474) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:13 AM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097050) |
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Date: February 26th, 2011 7:39 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17379903) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 2:22 AM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17555814) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 6:12 AM Author: Floppy Bearded Degenerate Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17556432) |
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Date: April 25th, 2011 8:24 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17852783) |
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Date: June 9th, 2011 1:31 AM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18203187) |
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Date: June 9th, 2011 1:36 AM Author: Chrome mood cuck I wish I was talented enough to contribute to this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18203228) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:40 PM Author: wonderful property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460411) |
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Date: June 9th, 2011 1:32 AM Author: Snowy Rigor aww yes a classic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18203189) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 10:36 AM Author: orange racy station oh yeah i forgot about this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18275064) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 10:54 AM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18275125) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2011 11:00 AM Author: ivory patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19225246) |
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Date: July 17th, 2011 11:59 PM Author: massive electric indian lodge fat ankles latest episode of curb does a decent job of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18549852) |
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Date: August 9th, 2011 7:46 PM Author: motley grizzly jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18720811) |
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Date: September 24th, 2011 8:34 AM Author: Mind-boggling Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19032224) |
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Date: September 24th, 2011 1:14 PM Author: Adulterous coffee pot church i never watched the show but i remember being at a friend's house and seeing an episode where elaine thought the guy she was dating might be black, but she didn't know how to ask him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19032844) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2011 10:41 PM Author: ivory patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19097109) |
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Date: October 6th, 2011 3:46 PM Author: Diverse lodge Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19115379) |
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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:45 AM Author: ivory patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19161029) |
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Date: December 19th, 2011 11:05 PM Author: ivory patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19600713) |
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Date: December 19th, 2011 11:06 PM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface 180 bump. can't believe this slipped my mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19600720) |
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Date: January 1st, 2012 3:13 AM Author: cruel-hearted garrison ratface 2012 BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19681499) |
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Date: January 1st, 2012 3:23 AM Author: Splenetic address rigpig 2012: Year of the Jew Joker with the Juke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19681517) |