I’m going to be perfectly, brutally honest, and none of it is going to be pretty, so I’d stop reading now if you do not want your dreams and aspirations shattered. Full disclosure: I estimate that I will make approximately $20,000 before taxes this year. Since I don’t have an employer, [sugar daddy Patrick Hamm] pays for my own health insurance, computer, and website costs. My income constitutes a living in some places, but it’s not going to get you very far in a big city like Boston or New York, where rent alone is going to eat up at least $500 a month (if you’re being extremely frugal [and suck Patrick Hamm's cock as your "share" of the rent]). And of course, the really twisted thing is that most jobs in media are located in the very cities in which writers can’t afford to live. The only reason I’m freelancing at all given the terrible state of affairs is because it’s a temporary means of earning an income while I work on a book proposal that will hopefully earn me big bucks. I don’t want to offer any romanticized illusions about the glamorous writer’s life. It’s not freakin’ glamorous. If I don’t sell my proposal, I’m going to quit writing, take my Harvard degree to the nearest PR firm, and hope someone gives me a real job [since giving Patrick blow jobs is getting old]. My parents are getting older, my friends are making six-figures, and I don’t want to spend my twenties trying to feed myself [Patrick Hamm's cum]. I need to actually have something leftover, especially since my family can’t help me out. This isn’t a sustainable career at all, and that’s just the reality of the situation.

http://thechicktionary.com/post/932584518

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#15761440)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#15761477)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXj5XE3XKk8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#15761564)

http://memegenerator.net/Lena-Chen/ImageMacro/2944192/Rose-Bridges-Johns-Hopkins-University-Salome9-Surfs-My-BukkakePorn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#16243526)

cumslurper Kimmy Ratican, aznwhore Kyoko Harris, yellowfetishfag Greg Steres, pervprof Hugo Schwyzer (whofucks his students), aznfetishfag Juan Sebastian Arias, aznfetish pornsurferperv Joseph Guo, aznpornsurfer Brad Aserlind, skankcunt Adrienne Hagen, STDiseased Jessica Haralson, Mon-Shane Chou, jizzslurper Olivia Benowitz, aznfag Steve Yeung, pornperv Antonio Iglesias III, skankwhore Diana Vilibert, dumbcunt Ren Cozad (OSU sister of Breean Cozad), slutwhore Amanda Hess, skankwhore Frances Martel, aznfetishfaggo Andrew Guyton, slutcunt Claire Gould, fagggotto Rafael Quintanar, slutho Latoya Peterson, skankslut Gianna Santelli, pornsurfer Sarah Jaffe, aznpornperv David Orama, yellowpornsurfer Niv Hern, fatass denial skankblogger Miriam Lazewatsky (daughter of braindead Joyce Lazewatsky)

* Chicago slut Sarah Gorr (University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign) http://www.linkedin.com/in/sarahgorr Editorial Assistant Publications International Sarah Gorr's cunt is apparently getting cold from the Windy City. So Sarah Gorr surfs Lena Chen's pornsite for azn nudes and tips for dealing with cuntitch.

* Texas whore Garland Grey (Texas whore cuntrag Tiger Beatdown) twitter.com/garlandgrey "When you're young, everything is one big joke," writes whore Garland Grey, who laughs at Lena Chen's STDs out of "nervous identification" ;). Everything is BIG in Texas: let's hope that means Garland Grey's borderlinecock-clit, too!

*Jamie Johnston (sententiola) surfs Lena Chen's pornblog for spank material to feed his azn fetish

* unbornwhiskey yellow fever Brad Nelson has a raging asian fetish and aches to jizz on ewok whore Lena Chen's face (702) 241-5118 brad@desperationandnoise.com braddavidnelson.wordpress.com desperationandnoise.wordpress.com

*Lauren Cozad (call me "Ren Cozad") surfs Lena's rapefantasy blog often, and was nabbed for downloading porn from Lena's site on a school account. Oops!

* jeffreylin “Award-Winning Hospitality” a hideous piece of tripey shit by Jeffrey Lin who aches to plug Lena Chen's cunt...but, sadly for the bespectacled geek, Lena Chen doesn't fuck skinny azns like Jeffrey Lin...maybe he can find another slut in NYC

* Tuenny Ong notpeppermintpatty "I'm so hungry right now and craving hot delicious cock," giggles Tuenny Ong (University College, Toronto) who aches to be an azn skankwhore like Lena Chen (perhaps she should research the hilarious cases of Helen Chiu [zoeynym] and whorewhoreslut Yijing Yang first...] http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505024215

* dumb self-aggrandizing cunt Sady Doyle who got a deserved assraping by progressive Mike Moore ROFL.

* whore Erica Zuocco (NYC) erica.zucco@gmail.com

* skank Ashley Blom seeks to begin the first Lena Chen Bukkake Club chapter at Emerson College. Boston http://debacle.tumblr.com "23," writes addled slut Ashley Blom, "done with college, trying to take on the big bad real world. Writes stuff also. Hire me?" Umm...no company wants your Valtrex bills as part of the healthcare package...PASS. ashley_blom@emerson.edu http://www.internationalashley.blogspot.com AIM: Starlighthaze11 Skype: ashley_blom http://twitter.com/roxyash11

* Kate DeMazza (University of Mary Washington) who slurps only VEGETARIAN jizz, tyvm. Kate DeMazza aims to begin the first circle clitjerk at UMW. .http://twitter.com/katedemazza

* thekeri thekuriouskeri skank Keri Lee spreading those legs and sucking that jizz http://www.facebook.com/keril19

* sarahinsanfrancisco cumguzzling ho Sarah Hirsch (Sarah A. Hirsch will begin the first clitjerk at University of San Francisco--once Sarah A. Hirsch can find any non lezbos and Jason D. Burke faggot-types. She sure likes the bukkake pix on Lena's site, and poasted her own here: http://www.flickr.com/people/sarahhirsch

* yaysunshine whore Carly Ho (another Windy City slut like Sarah Gorr) is aptly named, just ask the fraternity boyz at Northwestern University whove jizzed on her face (as Patrick Hamm did to Lena Chen) Carly Ho aches to be an azn skankwhore like Lena Chen (perhaps she should research the hilarious cases of Helen Chiuzoeynym] and whorewhoreslut Yijing Yang first] http://yaysunshine.tumblr.com/ http://www.linkedin.com/in/carlymho me@carlymho.com

* ramshackleglam. cumslut Jordan Reid wants to get into asian kink so she can be a better fuckthing to Kendrick Strauch) http://ramshackleglam.com jordan@ramshackleglam.com

* justsara liked this dumbwhore Sara Haase aims to host a bukkake party at (California State University Long Beach) CSULB, get guys to polish her head with their jizz, then submit them to an art exhibit.

* Looks like sickfuck Choire Sicha jerks off thinking of jizzing on lena chen's face... :P http://choiresicha.com/

* helgaholic filipina whore (but I repeat myself) whore Helga Weber aches to be an azn skankwhore like Lena Chen (perhaps she should research the hilarious cases of Helen Chiuzoeynym] and whorewhoreslut Yijing Yang first]helgaholic@gmail.com Quezon City

* knownforms diseased skank Melissa Moorer has contributed hideously tripe shit to the Northville Review (which doesn't even waste ink by PRINTING her insipid crap) No surprise Melissa Moorer would seek to emulate another writer of tripe self-absorbed shit, Lena Chen. http://twitter.com/knownforms

* Monikah Elizabeth Schuschu loves licking jizz: "The great thing about believing in a relativist, pickandchoose Deity is that I can change my theology on Friday," writes Monikah Schuschu, "ram my face into some random's azzhole, then change my theology back on Sunday. No guilt!!11" mschuschu@mail.harvard.edu Divinity School http://thetemerity.tumblr.com http://myvivavoce.tumblr.com http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1014608 Monikah Schuschu wants to fuck this guy http://mapkinasekinasekinase.tumblr.com/

Schschu is so humiliated by being associated with a rapefantasy blog that she's changed her tumblr YET AGAIN to... http://in-the-interim.tumblr.com

* citizenkerry Kerry Shaw (New York City) has "published" (read: run off photocopies at Kinkos) three tripe vanity press'd "novels" teaching tween girls to be promiscuous whores like Lena Chen. No surprise Kerry Shaw would seek to emulate another writer of tripe self-absorbed shit, Lena Chen. www.mindbodygreen.com

* Aida Manduley (Brown University) Well, we can see why Aida Manduley surfs Lena Chen jizzpix :P... http://twitter.com/pledgemistress http://www.smutandsensibility.com/ http://www.linkedin.com/pub/aida-manduley/9/3a5/486

* Columbia education whoreslut Justine Dolorfino this skank Justine Dolorfino is SO desperate to validate her cumslurping that she blogged a 12 point rationalization orgazming over Lena Chen's attention whoring

* skank Jaymee Goh wants to be a fuckiesuckie whore like Lena Location Hamilton, ON, Canada

* whore Stephanie Vaughn free escort service Chicago

http://www.google.com/profiles/softjunebreeze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#17141347)

She's a future TMZ star if there ever was one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#15761530)

http://www.amazon.com/Ivy-League-Stripper-Heidi-Mattson/dp/1559702907

Lena can't write about anything but her orifices. Unfortunately for her, that kind of writing ceased to be "edgy" after 2007.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#15761550)

she's a fucking train wreck and i see no reason why she can't write a book about it if Jose Canseco can do the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#15761914)

Anyway, people love to buy stupid sex books. Ms. Chen could get lucky and make this work. You're just mad because she has little talent and is only able to do this because she went to HARVARD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#15761959)

It's not HARVARD that's enabling her--it's her rich sugar daddy fuck-buddy Patrick Hamm and his yellow-fever. (Mark it: once he finds some fresh yellow meat, Lena won't have the funds to keep up the pose/jetsetting/shopping sprees/lack of a real job)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#15761994)

http://mycollegeoptionsorg.ytmnd.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#15761970)

50% of americans think Jesus is president. I am talking about $$$$$$$$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#15762062)

ya, Kaavya kinda had it made. the PC multicultural idiots would have rocketed her to fame and riches, talent optional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#15762128)

How To Get A Sex-Blogging Feminist To Visit Your Campus

I just read Susie Bright’s piece for The Huffington Post (“How To Get Your Favorite Author

To Visit Your Hometown”) and totally got the tingles (no, not down there). The sex-positive

author and speaker does such a great job of outlining all the ways that one can get cool

speakers to visit even totally obscure places. And since I’m on a bit of a travel spree

this few weeks, I thought I’d add my two cents in a handy bullet-pointed list:

1. Plan in advance. Sometimes, I can take last-minute speaking stuff (especially if it’s

on the East Coast), but more often than not, I’ve figured out my schedule two months ahead

of time, and I’m hardly what you’d call a coveted speaker. (Hello, no published books to

date!) Want someone of Susie’s caliber? She says that you should suggest an event date

6-8 months in advance, which is probably a good rule to play by.

2. Be transparent about budget. How much can you pay? What’s out of the question? Be

upfront about it. Some people simply won’t be able to take non-paying speaking gigs.

Don’t take it personally — even if someone supports your cause, they might not be able

to afford to take time off from work. You also might be surprised at who’s willing to

speak for free. Susie, for example, does unpaid speaking for shelters, prisons, high

schools, and low-income clinics. I do a combination of paid and unpaid gigs, and it’s

the former that allows me to do the latter. Remember that no matter what sort of budget

you’re working with, at minimal, you’re going to have to provide transportation, lodging,

and food. However, if you can’t afford to pay for travel, consider asking speakers to

do an event when they’re already going to be in your town. (If I’m going to New York,

for example, to do a paid speaking event, then it’s not a big deal to tack on a visit

to a women’s studies class as long as I have the time.)

3. Make ‘em feel special! When pitching your event, think about why it’s an important

cause and why this particular person (and not just any random speaker) needs to be there.

Every panelist I tried to solicit for the Rethinking Virginity conference at Harvard

was exceedingly understanding about budget limitations. (The school, despite its fat

endowment, offers embarrassingly small student events grants.) I think part of the

reason why I still got the majority of my requested speakers to attend is because

I knew the background and work of each person I invited, and there was a specific

reason why I extended an invitation to them. Do not, however, pretend to know about

someone’s work if you don’t actually know a damn thing about it. I get ridiculous

emails all the time (I’ll post one after this entry) from random people (publicists,

Harvard alums, ex-hook-ups) who want things from me. Trust me, I can tell when

they’re bullshitting me.

4. Promote the hell out of it. You may be hiring someone to come talk, but your

part of the bargain does not end when the ink on the contract is dry. I am that much

more likely to work my ass off for you, if I feel like I’m going to reach a large

audience or if the event is going to get press coverage. I’ll do a fair amount of

promo on my own — I think it’s part of the job of being a speaker — but since the

event organizer is more likely to know of regional media, mailing lists, etc., the

onus is on you to connect me to the folks who are interested in chatting. Before

the event, work with me to publicize; during it, introduce me to students, local

feminists, readers of my site, etc.; and afterward, follow up with links to coverage.

These are just suggestions, and I’m such a neophyte when it comes to speaking that

I’m sure I’m missing a bunch of pointers. Any other ideas? I know a bunch of you

guys are pros at organizing events, giving academic talks, conducting sex ed workshops,

and the like. Please advise in the comments :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#17526684)

For instance, Lena could re-brand herself as a "cautionary tale." That she'd "lived the lie" of promiscuous slut-feminism, reaped the consequences (mockery, STDs, her self-posted nude/sex photos being spread everywhere, etc.), and now seeks to warn other girls from drinking the kool-aid.

But Lena is totally incapable of objective self-evaluation; everything funnels through her itching cunt, gaping sense of entitlement, and delusions of grandeur. So the above biz plan is a non-starter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#15762120)

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t683609/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#15762236)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#15761780)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#15761948)

there are probably gutters in MFH that cost more than 500/month to lie in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#15761695)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795732&amp%3Bmc=8&amp%3Bforum_id=2

http://poponthepop.com/2008/06/17/harvard-teacher-assault-posted-on-twitter-flickr-and-blogs/

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#16166858)

Something in Lena's finances just doesn't scan...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#17141176)

Westward Bound

Always eager to meet other writers, feminists, and general kick-ass people, so, if you’ll be in any of these places, let me know:

January 30th-February 1st: New York, NY

February 1st-9th*: Los Angeles, CA

February 9th*-14th: San Francisco, CA

February 14th-16th*: New York, NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1450898&forum_id=2#17156858)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&forum_id=2#17212116)

http://www.campusgossip.com/pics-vids-1095.html

http://johannahamm.blogspot.com

http://lenachen2012.blogspot.com

Is this an indication that I need to move?

I flew back from California to New York on the 15th to get the dog (Hamlet always stays in the city when both Patrick and I travel), left New York by car on the 16th to return to Boston, then took a bus back to New York on the 19th so that I could go to New Brunswick for my Rutgers talk on the 20th, spent the night in New York, then returned in Boston on the 21st, where I’ve been since. Today is the 25th of February and I have to go back to New York for the Planned Parenthood rally tomorrow. Third NYC trip in ten days. Kill me.

I think I’m getting sick, too. No fucking wonder!

The only bright side: I got a free BoltBus ticket thanks to the rewards program, AND my friend Melissa is coming back to Boston on the same bus on Sunday, so yay. Which actually reminds me … my three-year anniversary with Patrick is on Monday. Wouldn’t it be incredibly tragic if my immune system decided to fail me and I find myself unable to complete the Feminist Coming Out Day campaign OR even kiss my boyfriend on our anniversary?

All I want right now is to be able to live in my own apartment for more than 72 hours at a time. And to not get sick when I totally can’t afford it.

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