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Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:01 AM Author: bistre range tattoo
In case ya'll are doubting my declaring CWT a TTT:
By the time you read this in the morning, I am sure that you will have heard of what happened to me. All for no reason. I warn all the summer associates this firm is a joke of what it used to be. Read the history. With a man like Jordan Schwartz in charge what can you expect. For those that do not know my mother has cancer and I asked if I could leave the firm next Wednesday to take care of her. I was told that I would know by the end of the day my status. Also the day before my 5-year old daughter was in the hospital with a 105 degree fever. It was not a good week and the power at be knew that.
Mr. Schwartz had the gall to complain that I was on my cell phone talking about my daughter's condition during my partner dinner on Monday. That's the problem with the legal profession -- family has to come 2nd. Whoever it was that had a problem with my cell phone use in that situation (Mr. Polkes perhaps, Mr. Perel) should have been man or woman enough to confront me and they would have learned of the crisis and accepted it. Others used their phones too but because of my Italian-American heritage I was singled out.
To my friends, I consider you my friends because you have treated me right. Thank you for many happy times. Until today, I (we) did not see the real side of Cadwalader (who is probably rolling in his grave right now at the State of the Firm). While clearing my stuff from my desk and making telephone arrangements Mr. Schwartz called a security guard to monitor me. Gerry and Mike saw it first hand. Like the old Soviet Union, I was led downstairs to a waiting car. If you remember what I look like, I am a real threat. Please, those in charge are supposed to be rational.
I wish you all good luck and will maybe see some of you tomorrow when I return my Blackberry (which the firm favors over its employees). Doris don't worry you will get it back, but what will you do when Monica comes back and you become another no-good party planner?? The power trip will end.
To all of you I was told by Mr. Schwartz that I will receive pay for my 4 days of work this week if he decides he wants to show "goodwill" towards me. This is fascism. I am actually happy tonight because now I can quit this corrupt profession and not be a bitch for a partner. I can proudly say that I am now no person's bitch. We all heard the bad stuff about this firm before we joined and I was warned but I did not heed the warning and I got repaid. But I will survive. I will work in a profession where I will see my loved ones and will do good. Instead of representing the drug companies who are driving prices up, why not represent the Aids patients or poor who cannot afford these drugs. That joke of a pro bono program also needs no further consideration, we all saw it.
Does any one remember the movie "A Civil Action?" who do identify more with John Travolta who was fighting for the rights of the people or Hale and Dorr who was fighting for the rights of the polluters. Whose side do you think CWT is on. I am glad I can become one of the good guys again. We all like money, but what price to achieve it? Self dignity? I have seen a particular partner commit acts that should be sexual harassment on women at least 4 times. Will he be disciplined? I don't think so because he is a "rainmaker."
I now realize that I don't want to be a lawyer. I don't want the orders from those stuck on themselves and their ivy league schools. I don't want to be disrespected by people who probably cannot hold a family life together and do not know common sense. I don't want to be a bad guy. CWT is the bad guy, the biggest if the bad guy. It tries to prevent those who have legitimate grievances from redress because of their reinsurance knowledge. They are the bad guys, the partners. Remember the "Devil's Advocate?" My soul is mine and will remain mine. To all the people with families who never see them, re-think your lives, is that what you really want? Thank you Jordan for your actions. You saved me from being a slave to the partnership (which reminds me of the Politburo). My fellow summer friends, let's do good for the world, not evil. My conscience is now clean. To the attorneys who I made friends with, I hope you are happy and all the polls show you are not. Get out and enjoy life while you can because that is what I am going to do. I was fired because someone did not like me and Schwartz would not tell me who. I wish he would. Is it because I would not eat lobster tails because I called them giant cockroaches or I did not get shit-faced drunk like the rest of you? Why Mr. Scwartz, who was it that did not like me. Just tell me. Or is the truth too hard. Or is it because of my Italian American heritage, sure there a few tokens, but nearly enough as is representative of the population of New York City. We helped build this city. Could that be it? I don't know, all I do know is that I was mistreated tonight and Gerry, Chris, Marcie, or Mike can tell you all about it. If anyone would like to talk to me personally, you could use this e-mail address or give me a call at 917-640-XXXX (I will be happy to recount all of it). Thanks to those who are my TRUE friends and to those that aren't I hope you are happy because you sure look miserable all of the time.
I will also not speak of the blatant cocaine use in people's offices and the men's restrooms, nobody here but I saw it first-hand from others. Disgusting. Drink coffee instead.
To my friends, All the success in the world and I am going to miss you a great deal. To those who chose to become my enemies, I have nothing to say, just think with all of your millions are you truly happy????? Think about it Jordan, did you feel a real power trip treating me like that after pretending to be my informal mentor? I was warned about this firm by many who got out early, I did not listen, I was stupid. I learned my lesson. I am going to do something for myself that will make me happy, I wish you all would too. I will speak to some of you tomorrow. Please be happy, I was angry and upset at first but now I am happy. I am now free.
Chris
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2190238) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:12 AM Author: bistre range tattoo
Accusing him of mental problems is pretty sleezy. They better be able to back that up.
See my post below about him being a doucche.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2190269) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:49 AM Author: Ruddy motley indian lodge
Jessica Clarke
Associate - New York
jessica.clarke@cwt.com
212 504 6433
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Practice areas:
* Financial Restructuring
Schools:
* Yale Law School
* J.D. 2003
Whitman College
B.A. 2000
She really shouldn't have taken the first offer she got.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2190337) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 6:05 AM Author: Chocolate french nursing home mental disorder
Yeah, personally, I'd love to be a partner there. Few others partners to compete with and a big slave base. If I had nice credentials like her and knew or were related to some of the partners, it'd be great bet.
Another possiblity is that she's married to someone who works in the area, but they didn't know they'd be moving there until she was a 3L. She did her summers in another city.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2190371) |
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Date: March 16th, 2005 3:09 PM Author: bateful sapphire mediation
people who write good briefs and do good work generally can attract business on that basis, as can people with an ability to manage and advance a case. smarter people tend to be betterat these things. those abilities that are often regarded as the "social skills" and aptitudes with the greatest utility in business (talking sports, wearing an enviable necktie, etc.) don't really have a lot of play, at least not in litigation.
the idea that law firms are a setting in which "street smarts" re-emerge to preeminence over "book smarts"isvastly overstated. also, you see a lot of people who are otherwise socially inept who have no difficulty not only doing work that is regarded as outstanding, but successfully communicating that work other than by writing -- in meetings with clients, for instance, or in court.
and court is an interesting example. far more often you will be speaking to a judge or responding to opposing counsel in a manner that closely resembles a law school class discussion. also very overstated is the need to have a dynamic presence, with jury appeal and a politician's knack for connecting with the "average person," who doesn't have the disdain for complexity that is portrayed by those who want to turn law school mediocrity into an act of heroic virtue.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2344007) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 6:11 AM Author: bistre range tattoo
Who goes to V&E? I don't even know if they interview here.
Another TTT is clifford chance.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2190389) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 6:13 AM Author: bistre range tattoo
PR is fine for Sports alone. But they fucked up their associates with bonuses.
Kaye --don't hear much about them. You?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2190397) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 6:14 AM Author: dead set prole
an acquaintance got axed from proskauer and couldn't find another job for like a year.
kaye just seems like a midwest TTT, i dunno.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2190400) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 6:16 AM Author: bistre range tattoo
Ouch, that sucks.
What about dla piper whatever the fuck...
Yea, on Stroock!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2190403) |
Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:13 AM Author: bistre range tattoo
2001 Article:
Cadwalader has a reputation for associate dissatisfaction. It placed last out of 165 firms nationwide in last year's American Lawyer mid-level associates survey. As one associate put it in a representative response, "the firm has become obsessed with money, too callous about associates' need for a personal life, and it's driven out many good people because of it."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2190270) |
Date: February 23rd, 2005 8:45 AM Author: Histrionic becky
call him a douche all you want....but most of us have been there or at least will soon be there....the email could have been better and Im sure there were issues other than the sick mother and daughter.
the "doris" line is the best part.....
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2190527) |
Date: February 23rd, 2005 8:46 AM Author: Primrose Theater
Chris isn't a douchebag at all, everyone in this thread is.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2190529) |
Date: February 23rd, 2005 9:02 AM Author: narrow-minded self-absorbed site rigpig
I really know nothing about Cadwalader, but if people like RWA and others on this board, who clearly seem like the most unpleasant douchebags imaginable, are united in not working there, then it seems like not a bad place to be. I think the absolute worst firm to be would be one where you show up to find some fucker like RWA is your officemate (assuming he is hired by a law firm at some point).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2190550) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 2:39 PM Author: talented blathering library
"I think the absolute worst firm to be would be one where you show up to find some fucker like RWA is your officemate"
Or worse: boss.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2191922) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 2:57 PM Author: bistre range tattoo
The story isn't about him...it is about the firm, which is filled with douches like him.
I don't know the full story of his summer experience, though.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2191989) |
Date: February 23rd, 2005 9:04 AM Author: bespoke state
A really good friend of mine (several years older than I am) is a partner there and does the sort of work I want to do. would it still be completely foolish to go there?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2190557) |
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Date: June 12th, 2005 9:04 PM Author: adulterous business firm nibblets
"ultimately how much does knowing one partner (and recent one at that) very well increase your odds of partnership (assuming you're smart, etc.)"
I've heard the majority of cadwalader's partners are laterals.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2997122) |
Date: March 16th, 2005 2:49 PM Author: bistre range tattoo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2343821) |
Date: March 16th, 2005 2:59 PM Author: Iridescent Ticket Booth Pistol
Chris needs more feces
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2343911) |
Date: March 16th, 2005 3:15 PM Author: crystalline disgusting location
Funny, I didnt realize Italian-Americans were a URM. Had I, I'd be at Yale.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#2344074) |
Date: August 26th, 2005 12:57 AM Author: appetizing aqua athletic conference
This firm deserves all the shit heaped on it and more.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#3678976) |
Date: August 26th, 2005 11:15 AM Author: hyperventilating pontificating persian
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#3680363) |
Date: August 26th, 2005 4:58 PM Author: aggressive tantric theater stage
BIGLAW sucks HTH.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#3682660) |
Date: November 22nd, 2005 9:02 AM Author: duck-like address ceo
Hmm. Someone recap what this is? I gather he got fired for some reason.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#4355754) |
Date: November 22nd, 2005 9:32 AM Author: adulterous business firm nibblets
Over the past several days, Cadwalader has been dealing with sensitive issues regarding a summer associate. We have refrained from responding to any queries because the situation involves a young man who we are advised has long-standing and serious personal problems. Although he has chosen to comment publicly via his e-mail, we prefer to respect his privacy and the sensitivity of his situation. We have sought to provide him with the professional counseling he needs and will continue to handle the situation with compassion.
Robert O. Link
Managing Partner
Cadwalader, Wickersham & Taft
http://www.nylawyer.com/display.php/file=/news/01/07/072601g
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#4355804) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2005 11:31 AM Author: Exciting Coiffed Volcanic Crater
Wait...this guy was only a fucking SUMMER!
He has serious problems.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#4356197) |
Date: October 3rd, 2006 3:36 PM Author: buff unhinged tanning salon psychic
THumP
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#6721565) |
Date: October 3rd, 2006 6:43 PM Author: aquamarine candlestick maker
Takethat Caddawater!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#6722412) |
Date: October 4th, 2006 8:12 AM Author: Swashbuckling bawdyhouse
Why exactly did this guy get fired in the first place?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#6725581) |
Date: November 26th, 2006 1:01 AM Author: offensive misunderstood pozpig
I cannot believe a SUMMER would write an email like that. Cadwalader is such a TTT.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#7068940) |
Date: November 26th, 2006 3:26 AM Author: Kink-friendly corn cake
Better not get married before selling your soul to BIGLAW
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#7070004) |
Date: April 5th, 2007 11:56 PM Author: Kink-friendly corn cake
Ah, a classic!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#7882269) |
Date: April 6th, 2007 12:29 AM Author: Grizzly stead legend
(1) do we know this is real?
(2) do people discriminate against italian-americans?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#7882532) |
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Date: April 6th, 2007 12:57 AM Author: Tan gunner masturbator
(2) We discriminate against anyone who is different. If we are all whites of non-Italian extraction then we will find a way to fuck you over.
This guy must have been a fucking idiot. Discrimination against Italians? Please, no one even believes discrimination lawsuits when real minorities bring them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140158&forum_id=2#7882756) |
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