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My letter to Susie

Dearest Susie, I知 not sure if this is the correct wa...
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/24/05
Backstory?
Sickened Old Irish Cottage Dog Poop
  02/24/05
I'm in love with another poster on here, Susie Derkins.
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/24/05
I cried.
comical slap-happy psychic
  02/24/05
really?
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/24/05
not really.
comical slap-happy psychic
  02/24/05
dammit. I just hope I'm not hurting her.
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/24/05
mailcall is going to go postal when he sees this. You're ...
out-of-control chocolate university mad cow disease
  02/24/05
you mean there actually is a poster called mailcall? I thou...
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/24/05
Urge... to... kill... rising. ARGH!
Ivory Pozpig
  02/24/05
Hey baby.
demanding lavender jewess mental disorder
  02/24/05
to be fair to you, I don't actually read the mailcall thread...
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/24/05
It's one hell of a program if so, and certainly becoming sel...
diverse rambunctious pistol location
  02/24/05
oh....god!
Spruce Trip Gas Station
  03/16/05
This is precisely why I maintain two great truisms in this w...
diverse rambunctious pistol location
  02/24/05
these brilliant words...i could not have said better myself ...
provocative flirting abode bbw
  05/28/05
If I remember correctly she isn't hot. Faggot.
Mind-boggling Piazza Mediation
  02/24/05
I think she's beautiful.
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/24/05
she went to UT, that is a plus. double plus if she is also f...
razzle-dazzle chestnut indian lodge ceo
  02/24/05
1 to the 8 to the 0 for making this public.
White People Who Are Hurt Tanning Salon
  02/24/05
Is this real?
Titillating cuckold nowag
  02/24/05
"What scares me but what makes me think its real, when ...
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/24/05
bravo good sir, unless this is real.
electric bespoke area
  02/24/05
I am at a complete and total loss for words. *tear*
demanding lavender jewess mental disorder
  02/24/05
(you fucking creep get the fuck away from me)
Mind-boggling Piazza Mediation
  02/24/05
Haha!
Passionate Box Office Rigor
  11/11/05
I am just confused and hurt. *runs away*
comical slap-happy psychic
  02/24/05
there there *pats ass*
electric bespoke area
  02/24/05
What do YOU have to be confused and hurt about, hmm?
demanding lavender jewess mental disorder
  02/24/05
Wait, I dunno. Now I am just confused, and hungry...maybe...
comical slap-happy psychic
  02/24/05
How've you been, by the way?
demanding lavender jewess mental disorder
  02/24/05
eh, living. shoot me an email sometime, we haven't talked...
comical slap-happy psychic
  02/24/05
I'll do that. Though, I must warn you, it's been pretty bor...
demanding lavender jewess mental disorder
  02/24/05
my life hasn't been much more exciting...except that I get l...
comical slap-happy psychic
  02/24/05
I haven't been skiing so you're doing one better than me.
demanding lavender jewess mental disorder
  02/24/05
oooh sexy.
comical slap-happy psychic
  02/24/05
I'm so sorry. I really wish I didn't feel this way. That's...
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/24/05
*sigh* So this is really it? It's really...over?
demanding lavender jewess mental disorder
  02/24/05
Susie, it had never really began. Or rather two different t...
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/24/05
in the same coffin? creepy. same-time funeral pyres would ...
vibrant hall
  06/20/05
I guess it sucks that you're an ugly bowl head that she's no...
Passionate Box Office Rigor
  11/11/05
I just jerked it to this letter. You are much better than D...
Beady-eyed bipolar theater
  02/24/05
Um, what?
Fantasy-prone yarmulke
  02/24/05
I'm sorry I hid it from you for so long.
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/24/05
*fucking aghast*
curious address jap
  02/24/05
Seriously, what the fuck is going on here?
Fantasy-prone yarmulke
  02/24/05
The plane has crashed into the mountain.
comical slap-happy psychic
  02/24/05
No clue.
Titillating cuckold nowag
  02/24/05
this is so softbatch.
Glittery Drab Chad Pit
  02/24/05
This is correct.
Federal trust fund digit ratio
  02/24/05
yes, I know, but its the way I feel and I owe it to Susie to...
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/24/05
Both of you need to admit you're gay.
Mischievous international law enforcement agency
  02/24/05
Haha. Agreed. Any woman who finds that pig attractive..st...
Passionate Box Office Rigor
  11/11/05
I'll be the first to call a co-op flame effort.
Mind-boggling Piazza Mediation
  02/24/05
Yeah, this is beginning to dawn on me. What a fucking rel...
curious address jap
  02/24/05
Skeletor: I知 not sure if this is the correct way to go a...
Racy new version
  02/24/05
it's funnier that you only changed the name once, and left i...
vibrant hall
  06/20/05
I agree. Hilarious.
Charismatic ape trump supporter
  03/13/06
Let this soothe you: http://www.eviltree.de/zoomquilt/zoo...
comical slap-happy psychic
  02/24/05
! Fucking tight!
curious address jap
  02/24/05
dude, that was awesome. Except I kept thinking I saw Susie.
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/24/05
uh, duh.
electric bespoke area
  02/24/05
if by flame, you mean the eternal flame of my love. But sad...
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/24/05
holy shit are you PD? edit: you are PD
electric bespoke area
  02/24/05
Good eye Chuckis!
Racy new version
  02/24/05
actually I wish I was that brilliant.
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/24/05
nice underhanded self-congratulation, asshole.
electric bespoke area
  02/24/05
overdone but had the potential to be pretty legendary.
White People Who Are Hurt Tanning Salon
  02/24/05
my god I'm fingering myself!
Spruce Trip Gas Station
  02/24/05
bump
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/25/05
We've all been there before.
galvanic home
  02/25/05
thanks for the empathy.
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/25/05
what the hell? thats the same letter you wrote me before i a...
snowy splenetic lodge hominid
  02/25/05
Holy mother of God.
swashbuckling trailer park candlestick maker
  02/25/05
Has NASC always had a soft side?
fear-inspiring institution
  02/25/05
I'm probably the biggest hopeless romantic on the board.
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/25/05
It seems to me that you were at some point mean and urging m...
fear-inspiring institution
  02/25/05
no, "get raped" is HomerJSimpson's line.
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/25/05
others have picked it up though. But it sounds like you have...
fear-inspiring institution
  02/25/05
I had no idea that this poster was plucot
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  03/16/05
...
plum forum
  07/16/06
what the fuck is this?
aromatic gaped parlour faggotry
  02/25/05
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=141298&mc=33...
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/25/05
that sucks.
aromatic gaped parlour faggotry
  02/25/05
bump
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  05/28/05
splooge
curious address jap
  06/20/05
haha
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  06/20/05
you fag, did you ever listen to those songs?
Self-centered pervert
  06/20/05
yeah, there is a thread about it.
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  06/20/05
oh.
Self-centered pervert
  06/20/05
i think this thread should be deleted.
Vengeful abnormal jew
  06/20/05
it's giving me 7th grade flashbacks. this crap reads like a...
vibrant hall
  06/20/05
editted.
Vengeful abnormal jew
  06/20/05
why?
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  06/20/05
please...
Vengeful abnormal jew
  06/20/05
do you still take the bone from nasc?
Spruce Trip Gas Station
  06/20/05
Haha, he doesn't love you as much as he loves Susie. Haha...
Passionate Box Office Rigor
  11/11/05
...
amethyst casino clown
  10/06/05
...
Wonderful twisted dysfunction
  10/15/05
softer than a cottenball
irradiated at-the-ready senate
  10/15/05
faster than a cannonball
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  10/15/05
more devastating than a wrecking ball
irradiated at-the-ready senate
  10/15/05
where were you when we were getting high?
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  10/15/05
hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Wonderful twisted dysfunction
  10/15/05
caught under a landslide of soft-batchness
irradiated at-the-ready senate
  10/15/05
Memories.
comical slap-happy psychic
  11/09/05
i adore this letter.
plum forum
  11/09/05
:-(
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  11/11/05
wait, what happened?
comical slap-happy psychic
  11/11/05
what do you mean? Me and Susie went out for a while, but ...
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  11/11/05
oh, I knew that. I was asking if there was a reason jorie...
comical slap-happy psychic
  11/11/05
oh, I didn't even notice that. Because he's an ugly homo ...
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  11/11/05
And you're *NOT* ugly? You are the most hideous poster on...
Passionate Box Office Rigor
  11/11/05
yet I'm perfectly happy with it and you constantly cry on th...
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  11/11/05
Umm, that's because I don't try very hard.
Passionate Box Office Rigor
  11/11/05
well then quit starting a thread once a week crying about no...
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  11/11/05
Nasc vigil
plum forum
  11/21/05
saddest thing i have ever read
shimmering codepig
  12/10/05
She seems like she made like a tart and played you
plum forum
  01/16/06
eh, whatever. She's a sweet girl.
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  01/16/06
I like NASC, but I couldn't get further than Dearest Susie.
Carmine preventive strike
  01/16/06
Keep going. It's worth the effort.
plum forum
  01/16/06
No, I start getting too embarrassed for him.
Carmine preventive strike
  01/16/06
It's still worth the effort.
plum forum
  01/16/06
its a part of my life that I've passed now.
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  01/16/06
My dearest NASC, It does my heart good to hear this. D...
Carmine preventive strike
  01/16/06
We've all gone through this NASC, glad you're through the wo...
iridescent 180 space
  01/16/06
There's really no need for anybody to bump this.
plum forum
  02/02/06
its a good reminder of lessons of the heart learned the hard...
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  02/02/06
Was this a parody thread?
Motley Orchid Crackhouse Sneaky Criminal
  03/10/06
Fortunately, no.
plum forum
  03/10/06
well, this doesn't quite explain female psychology
plum forum
  02/07/06
NASC hurt pretender's feelings.
Motley Orchid Crackhouse Sneaky Criminal
  02/07/06
How so?
autistic station
  02/07/06
Bump for you lazy fucks.
Amber resort headpube
  03/10/06
DEEEEEEEEEEENIED!
frozen deep theater stage friendly grandma
  03/10/06
What he meant to say was
Spectacular orchestra pit
  03/13/06
Really.
Spectacular orchestra pit
  03/15/06
...
plum forum
  05/23/06
There's no reason to bump this thread, right, Dunson?
plum forum
  07/05/06
there is now!
ungodly fiercely-loyal wagecucks hairy legs
  07/13/06
LOL I love this thread...
adventurous internal respiration
  07/13/06
bump
Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman
  12/11/06
Why on earth would you bump this thread?
exciting locus laser beams
  12/12/06
bump
razzle onyx double fault
  05/18/07
...
ungodly fiercely-loyal wagecucks hairy legs
  08/03/08
"When I dream about dying, we both die at exactly the s...
crystalline seedy nursing home hunting ground
  08/03/08


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Date: February 24th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

Dearest Susie,

I知 not sure if this is the correct way to go about telling you the things I must tell you. If it were possible, it would be preferable to tell them to you face to face. However, I think at this point, I couldn稚 look into your eyes without regaining a sort of hope, that you will see, renders me unable to say this to you.

Susie, I adore you. You know this, if you don稚 it is only because you won稚 let yourself believe it. Fulfillment is not the correct word, but it is as close as I can come in a single word to describing the feeling of looking over to my side of the bed at Eight A.M. and seeing you breathing gently there. Why do I adore you? I don稚 know. I know I love talking to you, I think you池e beautiful, I feel like you understand me, I think of you as my intellectual equal. All these things are certainly true, but they could be true of a great many women. What scares me but what makes me think its real, when very few of my feelings in life have been real, is that I cannot explain or rationalize why I feel like I do about you.

I think you like me. I think that maybe even had the circumstances been different we may have dated longer or even gone so far as being boyfriend and girlfriend. But I know you don稚 feel as I do and under no circumstances will you, no matter how much I hope for the opposite to be true. I know a girl doesn稚 tell a guy she wants to be with that she will not exclusively date anybody and then proceed to exclusively date somebody else. I know a girl doesn稚 invite a guy she wants to be with to hang out with her and her boyfriend. I don稚 blame you for these things, on the contrary, without them I may have deluded myself much longer.

I want for us to be friends. I honestly do. I don稚 need for us to be friends, in fact it is probably the last thing on earth that I do need. But I want it. I have to realize some things if it is to work though. We can稚 be alone together. I think we both knew at the time and we certainly both know by now that us going to Richmond for dinner is a terrible idea. I want it so much, but I want it under different circumstances. I actually would like it under these circumstances, but I also know how easy it is for me to begin deluding myself again with thoughts that there is a chance for there to one day be an us. I think we both know that us sleeping in the same bed together is a terrible idea. It is a very odd feeling, knowing that the thing that has made you the happiest you致e been in a long time is also the last thing in the world you need. Your feelings want to lash out at your logic. It痴 not healthy.

I知 never going to be happy or comfortable around your boyfriend or boyfriends or guys you are dating. I like xxxx, he痴 a cool guy, if I felt differently about you I might even hope that you two would get more serious. I don稚 want to hang out with him or have a drink with him or even talk to him. I certainly don稚 want to do any of that with you there.

I hope none of this hurts you. That痴 the last thing I want. I知 sorry that I am the way I am and that all this is even necessary. I don稚 want you to think any of this is your fault, not that you would, but you might and its not. I will probably be weird for a while and I hope that if I知 distant that doesn稚 hurt you. I don稚 think you have any idea how much I want to be doing the opposite of what I知 doing now. Maybe what I知 doing is way too emo or maybe its psycho, but it is who I am and I think that if I owe you anything it is to be completely honest with how I feel about you.

I just don稚 think I will get over you if I keep seeing you so much. Just when I think I知 over you, I can look at you and realize I知 not. Maybe if I forget for long enough I won稚 be able to remember. I知 not saying that I don稚 want to see you at all, but it can稚 be as much and it can稚 be in a very personal way.

Susie, I致e meant everything I致e ever said to you. I don稚 know of anybody else that I can say that about. And I mean everything I am saying now. I adore you and I知 sorry that by some cruel trick of fate I致e fallen for you. This is hard on me, but the saddest part is that having to shut you out from being a true friend. I know it痴 not fair to you. I知 not entirely sure how much our friendship has meant to you, but I get the feeling at times it has meant a lot. I知 so sorry that I have to shut a good portion of that out. I知 sorry that I will probably never be able to watch you put on lipstick without wanting to immediately mess that lipstick up. I知 sorry that I値l never be able to see you with another guy without wishing I were in his place. I知 sorry this had to happen to you.

Sincerely,

NASC



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2200918)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Sickened Old Irish Cottage Dog Poop

Backstory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2200935)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

I'm in love with another poster on here, Susie Derkins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2200949)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: comical slap-happy psychic

I cried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2200937)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2200968)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: comical slap-happy psychic

not really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2200981)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

dammit.

I just hope I'm not hurting her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201004)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: out-of-control chocolate university mad cow disease

mailcall is going to go postal when he sees this.

You're a dead man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2200953)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

you mean there actually is a poster called mailcall? I thought that was just an autopost bot developed by rach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2200984)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: Ivory Pozpig

Urge... to... kill... rising.

ARGH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201000)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: demanding lavender jewess mental disorder

Hey baby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201010)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

to be fair to you, I don't actually read the mailcall threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201013)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: diverse rambunctious pistol location

It's one hell of a program if so, and certainly becoming self aware.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201009)





Date: March 16th, 2005 11:51 PM
Author: Spruce Trip Gas Station

oh....god!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2347481)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: diverse rambunctious pistol location

This is precisely why I maintain two great truisms in this world:

1. the person you love and the person who loves you are never, ever the same person

2. if you're so foolish as to think you'll be the one example to counter #1, you deserve whatever shit comes your way for that sort of hubris

Oh, and #3 - only fuck people you dislike and enter into relationships with people you hate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2200999)





Date: May 28th, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: provocative flirting abode bbw

these brilliant words...i could not have said better myself

one fucking eighty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2878120)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Piazza Mediation

If I remember correctly she isn't hot. Faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2200959)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

I think she's beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2200975)





Date: February 24th, 2005 6:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut indian lodge ceo

she went to UT, that is a plus. double plus if she is also from austin. and .5 plus if she is from TX.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201808)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: White People Who Are Hurt Tanning Salon

1 to the 8 to the 0 for making this public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2200962)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: Titillating cuckold nowag

Is this real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2200976)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

"What scares me but what makes me think its real, when very few of my feelings in life have been real, is that I cannot explain or rationalize why I feel like I do about you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2200995)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: electric bespoke area

bravo good sir, unless this is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2200982)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: demanding lavender jewess mental disorder

I am at a complete and total loss for words.

*tear*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2200997)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Piazza Mediation

(you fucking creep get the fuck away from me)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201005)





Date: November 11th, 2005 9:32 AM
Author: Passionate Box Office Rigor

Haha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4266567)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: comical slap-happy psychic

I am just confused and hurt.

*runs away*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201006)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: electric bespoke area

there there

*pats ass*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201016)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: demanding lavender jewess mental disorder

What do YOU have to be confused and hurt about, hmm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201017)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: comical slap-happy psychic

Wait, I dunno.

Now I am just confused, and hungry...maybe a little tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201019)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: demanding lavender jewess mental disorder

How've you been, by the way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201041)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: comical slap-happy psychic

eh, living.

shoot me an email sometime, we haven't talked in a long ass time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201051)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: demanding lavender jewess mental disorder

I'll do that. Though, I must warn you, it's been pretty boring around here these days so don't expect to be entertained by said email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201058)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: comical slap-happy psychic

my life hasn't been much more exciting...except that I get laid occasionally and I went skiing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201073)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: demanding lavender jewess mental disorder

I haven't been skiing so you're doing one better than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201086)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: comical slap-happy psychic

oooh sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201129)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

I'm so sorry. I really wish I didn't feel this way. That's not true, this feeling has been what has been keeping me going. I'd be lying if I said the 6 hour drives to DC werent' worth it. But I've realized that I have to try to move on.

You're such a fantastic girl, woman, person.

It hurts a lot now, but you've definitely made my life better in the long run by knowing you. When I need strength one day I can think about you and your quiet, beautiful strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201037)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: demanding lavender jewess mental disorder

*sigh*

So this is really it? It's really...over?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201049)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

Susie, it had never really began. Or rather two different things had began. The ambiguity of our relationship, the way that a kiss meant one thing to you and something entirely different to me, it's just not healthy for me.

I can't date anybody else, I just stare through them and wish I was with you. If I ever hope to move on, I can't feel that way.

To be with you is the only thing I can really say I want in life. When I dream about my children, you are always the mother. When I dream about dying, we both die at exactly the same time and are buried together in the same coffin. Everything else I want in life derives from wanting to be with you. Sure I want kids, but I want your kids. Sure I want a nice house, but a nice house is a house with you in it, happy to be with me.

I know you really like me, but I also know that's not what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201087)





Date: June 20th, 2005 1:46 PM
Author: vibrant hall

in the same coffin? creepy. same-time funeral pyres would be much more romantic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#3064368)





Date: November 11th, 2005 9:38 AM
Author: Passionate Box Office Rigor

I guess it sucks that you're an ugly bowl head that she's not attracted to, huh?

Life blows.

Go fuck your nasty girlfriend Pretender and go "pretend" to love her as much as you love Susie.

haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4266574)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bipolar theater

I just jerked it to this letter. You are much better than Danielle Steele.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201028)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone yarmulke

Um, what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201033)





Date: February 24th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

I'm sorry I hid it from you for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201202)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: curious address jap

*fucking aghast*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201034)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone yarmulke

Seriously, what the fuck is going on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201043)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: comical slap-happy psychic

The plane has crashed into the mountain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201053)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: Titillating cuckold nowag

No clue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201067)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: Glittery Drab Chad Pit

this is so softbatch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201042)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: Federal trust fund digit ratio

This is correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201092)





Date: February 24th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

yes, I know, but its the way I feel and I owe it to Susie to be honest about that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201563)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: Mischievous international law enforcement agency

Both of you need to admit you're gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201059)





Date: November 11th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: Passionate Box Office Rigor

Haha.

Agreed. Any woman who finds that pig attractive..strike that...any woman who would let that .... thing's lips touch her lips is a lesbian in denial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4266575)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Piazza Mediation

I'll be the first to call a co-op flame effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201081)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: curious address jap

Yeah, this is beginning to dawn on me.

What a fucking relief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201089)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: Racy new version

Skeletor:

I知 not sure if this is the correct way to go about telling you the things I must tell you. If it were possible, it would be preferable to tell them to you face to face. However, I think at this point, I couldn稚 look into your eyes without regaining a sort of hope, that you will see, renders me unable to say this to you.

Susie, I adore you. You know this, if you don稚 it is only because you won稚 let yourself believe it. Fulfillment is not the correct word, but it is as close as I can come in a single word to describing the feeling of looking over to my side of the bed at Eight A.M. and seeing you breathing gently there. Why do I adore you? I don稚 know. I know I love talking to you, I think you池e beautiful, I feel like you understand me, I think of you as my intellectual equal. All these things are certainly true, but they could be true of a great many women. What scares me but what makes me think its real, when very few of my feelings in life have been real, is that I cannot explain or rationalize why I feel like I do about you.

I think you like me. I think that maybe even had the circumstances been different we may have dated longer or even gone so far as being boyfriend and girlfriend. But I know you don稚 feel as I do and under no circumstances will you, no matter how much I hope for the opposite to be true. I know a girl doesn稚 tell a guy she wants to be with that she will not exclusively date anybody and then proceed to exclusively date somebody else. I know a girl doesn稚 invite a guy she wants to be with to hang out with her and her boyfriend. I don稚 blame you for these things, on the contrary, without them I may have deluded myself much longer.

I want for us to be friends. I honestly do. I don稚 need for us to be friends, in fact it is probably the last thing on earth that I do need. But I want it. I have to realize some things if it is to work though. We can稚 be alone together. I think we both knew at the time and we certainly both know by now that us going to Richmond for dinner is a terrible idea. I want it so much, but I want it under different circumstances. I actually would like it under these circumstances, but I also know how easy it is for me to begin deluding myself again with thoughts that there is a chance for there to one day be an us. I think we both know that us sleeping in the same bed together is a terrible idea. It is a very odd feeling, knowing that the thing that has made you the happiest you致e been in a long time is also the last thing in the world you need. Your feelings want to lash out at your logic. It痴 not healthy.

I知 never going to be happy or comfortable around your boyfriend or boyfriends or guys you are dating. I like xxxx, he痴 a cool guy, if I felt differently about you I might even hope that you two would get more serious. I don稚 want to hang out with him or have a drink with him or even talk to him. I certainly don稚 want to do any of that with you there.

I hope none of this hurts you. That痴 the last thing I want. I知 sorry that I am the way I am and that all this is even necessary. I don稚 want you to think any of this is your fault, not that you would, but you might and its not. I will probably be weird for a while and I hope that if I知 distant that doesn稚 hurt you. I don稚 think you have any idea how much I want to be doing the opposite of what I知 doing now. Maybe what I知 doing is way too emo or maybe its psycho, but it is who I am and I think that if I owe you anything it is to be completely honest with how I feel about you.

I just don稚 think I will get over you if I keep seeing you so much. Just when I think I知 over you, I can look at you and realize I知 not. Maybe if I forget for long enough I won稚 be able to remember. I知 not saying that I don稚 want to see you at all, but it can稚 be as much and it can稚 be in a very personal way.

Susie, I致e meant everything I致e ever said to you. I don稚 know of anybody else that I can say that about. And I mean everything I am saying now. I adore you and I知 sorry that by some cruel trick of fate I致e fallen for you. This is hard on me, but the saddest part is that having to shut you out from being a true friend. I know it痴 not fair to you. I知 not entirely sure how much our friendship has meant to you, but I get the feeling at times it has meant a lot. I知 so sorry that I have to shut a good portion of that out. I知 sorry that I will probably never be able to watch you put on lipstick without wanting to immediately mess that lipstick up. I知 sorry that I値l never be able to see you with another guy without wishing I were in his place. I知 sorry this had to happen to you.

Sincerely,

Navin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201110)





Date: June 20th, 2005 1:48 PM
Author: vibrant hall

it's funnier that you only changed the name once, and left it susie for the rest. 175!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#3064378)





Date: March 13th, 2006 12:05 PM
Author: Charismatic ape trump supporter

I agree.

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#5325663)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: comical slap-happy psychic

Let this soothe you:

http://www.eviltree.de/zoomquilt/zoom.htm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201124)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: curious address jap

!

Fucking tight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201138)





Date: February 24th, 2005 5:11 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

dude, that was awesome. Except I kept thinking I saw Susie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201280)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: electric bespoke area

uh, duh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201105)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

if by flame, you mean the eternal flame of my love. But sadly enough, no this flame was not co-operative. It was a single flame hopelessly trying to shine on an eternal, stifling darkness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201109)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: electric bespoke area

holy shit are you PD?

edit: you are PD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201112)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: Racy new version

Good eye Chuckis!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201121)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

actually I wish I was that brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201132)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: electric bespoke area

nice underhanded self-congratulation, asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201143)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: White People Who Are Hurt Tanning Salon

overdone but had the potential to be pretty legendary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201118)





Date: February 24th, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: Spruce Trip Gas Station

my god I'm fingering myself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2201145)





Date: February 25th, 2005 4:58 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2208137)





Date: February 25th, 2005 5:00 PM
Author: galvanic home

We've all been there before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2208151)





Date: February 25th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

thanks for the empathy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2208185)





Date: February 25th, 2005 5:35 PM
Author: snowy splenetic lodge hominid

what the hell? thats the same letter you wrote me before i agreed to have a drink with you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2208455)





Date: February 25th, 2005 6:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling trailer park candlestick maker

Holy mother of God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2208676)





Date: February 25th, 2005 6:05 PM
Author: fear-inspiring institution

Has NASC always had a soft side?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2208678)





Date: February 25th, 2005 6:08 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

I'm probably the biggest hopeless romantic on the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2208695)





Date: February 25th, 2005 6:10 PM
Author: fear-inspiring institution

It seems to me that you were at some point mean and urging me to get raped. Is this true? I have quite a bit of trouble keep xoxoers straight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2208704)





Date: February 25th, 2005 6:10 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

no, "get raped" is HomerJSimpson's line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2208715)





Date: February 25th, 2005 6:11 PM
Author: fear-inspiring institution

others have picked it up though. But it sounds like you haven't. Okay. Peace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2208721)





Date: March 16th, 2005 11:21 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

I had no idea that this poster was plucot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2347320)





Date: July 16th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: plum forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#6228584)





Date: February 25th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: aromatic gaped parlour faggotry

what the fuck is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2208699)





Date: February 25th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=141298&mc=33&forum_id=2#2208299

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2208703)





Date: February 25th, 2005 6:11 PM
Author: aromatic gaped parlour faggotry

that sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2208723)





Date: May 28th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#2878090)





Date: June 20th, 2005 1:03 PM
Author: curious address jap

splooge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#3064100)





Date: June 20th, 2005 1:05 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#3064104)





Date: June 20th, 2005 1:07 PM
Author: Self-centered pervert

you fag, did you ever listen to those songs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#3064113)





Date: June 20th, 2005 1:08 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

yeah, there is a thread about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#3064119)





Date: June 20th, 2005 1:11 PM
Author: Self-centered pervert

oh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#3064140)





Date: June 20th, 2005 1:47 PM
Author: Vengeful abnormal jew

i think this thread should be deleted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#3064375)





Date: June 20th, 2005 1:50 PM
Author: vibrant hall

it's giving me 7th grade flashbacks. this crap reads like a note i would have written a girl during spanish class, when bored, or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#3064401)





Date: June 20th, 2005 1:51 PM
Author: Vengeful abnormal jew

editted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#3064410)





Date: June 20th, 2005 1:56 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#3064446)





Date: June 20th, 2005 1:57 PM
Author: Vengeful abnormal jew

please...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#3064448)





Date: June 20th, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: Spruce Trip Gas Station

do you still take the bone from nasc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#3064471)





Date: November 11th, 2005 9:36 AM
Author: Passionate Box Office Rigor

Haha, he doesn't love you as much as he loves Susie.

Haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4266572)





Date: October 6th, 2005 12:44 AM
Author: amethyst casino clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#3984483)





Date: October 15th, 2005 2:11 AM
Author: Wonderful twisted dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4050358)





Date: October 15th, 2005 2:12 AM
Author: irradiated at-the-ready senate

softer than a cottenball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4050365)





Date: October 15th, 2005 2:13 AM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

faster than a cannonball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4050379)





Date: October 15th, 2005 2:15 AM
Author: irradiated at-the-ready senate

more devastating than a wrecking ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4050393)





Date: October 15th, 2005 2:15 AM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

where were you when we were getting high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4050398)





Date: October 15th, 2005 2:15 AM
Author: Wonderful twisted dysfunction

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4050400)





Date: October 15th, 2005 2:16 AM
Author: irradiated at-the-ready senate

caught under a landslide of soft-batchness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4050406)





Date: November 9th, 2005 6:02 PM
Author: comical slap-happy psychic

Memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4253228)





Date: November 9th, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: plum forum

i adore this letter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4253247)





Date: November 11th, 2005 9:56 AM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

:-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4266617)





Date: November 11th, 2005 10:00 AM
Author: comical slap-happy psychic

wait, what happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4266628)





Date: November 11th, 2005 10:01 AM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

what do you mean?

Me and Susie went out for a while, but she kept telling me that she wasn't in a place in her life where she could be really serious about a relationship. You know with law school and all that.

Then she proceeded to get serious with that dude from her work.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4266637)





Date: November 11th, 2005 10:15 AM
Author: comical slap-happy psychic

oh, I knew that.

I was asking if there was a reason jories was being a douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4266690)





Date: November 11th, 2005 10:19 AM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

oh, I didn't even notice that.

Because he's an ugly homo who can't even get a man to let him suck his dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4266700)





Date: November 11th, 2005 10:20 AM
Author: Passionate Box Office Rigor

And you're *NOT* ugly?

You are the most hideous poster on this site.

Get a clue, idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4266706)





Date: November 11th, 2005 10:21 AM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

yet I'm perfectly happy with it and you constantly cry on this board about how you can't get a guy to even let you suck his dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4266709)





Date: November 11th, 2005 10:22 AM
Author: Passionate Box Office Rigor

Umm, that's because I don't try very hard.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4266713)





Date: November 11th, 2005 10:23 AM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

well then quit starting a thread once a week crying about not being able to get a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4266718)





Date: November 21st, 2005 8:26 PM
Author: plum forum

Nasc vigil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4351576)





Date: December 10th, 2005 1:56 PM
Author: shimmering codepig

saddest thing i have ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4518456)





Date: January 16th, 2006 1:23 PM
Author: plum forum

She seems like she made like a tart and played you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4832078)





Date: January 16th, 2006 1:26 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

eh, whatever. She's a sweet girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4832110)





Date: January 16th, 2006 1:25 PM
Author: Carmine preventive strike

I like NASC, but I couldn't get further than Dearest Susie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4832097)





Date: January 16th, 2006 1:26 PM
Author: plum forum

Keep going. It's worth the effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4832106)





Date: January 16th, 2006 1:27 PM
Author: Carmine preventive strike

No, I start getting too embarrassed for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4832124)





Date: January 16th, 2006 1:28 PM
Author: plum forum

It's still worth the effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4832133)





Date: January 16th, 2006 1:29 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

its a part of my life that I've passed now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4832155)





Date: January 16th, 2006 1:32 PM
Author: Carmine preventive strike

My dearest NASC,

It does my heart good to hear this.

Drew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4832178)





Date: January 16th, 2006 2:50 PM
Author: iridescent 180 space

We've all gone through this NASC, glad you're through the woods.

Only, none of us went through it on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4832647)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: plum forum

There's really no need for anybody to bump this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4976503)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 4:00 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

its a good reminder of lessons of the heart learned the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#4976516)





Date: March 10th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: Motley Orchid Crackhouse Sneaky Criminal

Was this a parody thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#5303719)





Date: March 10th, 2006 6:52 PM
Author: plum forum

Fortunately, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#5303721)





Date: February 7th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: plum forum

well, this doesn't quite explain female psychology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#5019845)





Date: February 7th, 2006 4:24 PM
Author: Motley Orchid Crackhouse Sneaky Criminal

NASC hurt pretender's feelings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#5021550)





Date: February 7th, 2006 4:28 PM
Author: autistic station

How so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#5021575)





Date: March 10th, 2006 4:10 PM
Author: Amber resort headpube

Bump for you lazy fucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#5302386)





Date: March 10th, 2006 4:20 PM
Author: frozen deep theater stage friendly grandma

DEEEEEEEEEEENIED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#5302470)





Date: March 13th, 2006 11:59 AM
Author: Spectacular orchestra pit
Subject: What he meant to say was

I blew it

And if I knew what to do, then I'd do it

But the point that I have, I'll get to it

And forever for her is over for me

Forever, just the word that she said that means never

To be with another together

And with the weight of a feather it tore into me

Then I knew it

All the work that it took to get through it

On the wings of a feather that flew it

Fell onto my shoe it cut up into me

Well, everybody's reaction is changing you

But their love is only a fraction of what I can give to you

So let's do it, just get on a plane and just do it

Like the birds and the bees and get to it

Just get out of town and forever be free

Forever, I wonder we could stay together

It could change if you want for the better

Just turn down my shirt and lay down next to me

I blew it

And if I knew what to do, then I'd do it

But the point that I have, I'll get to it

And forever for her is over for me

Forever, just the word that she said that means never

To be with another together

And with the weight of a feather it tore into me

Well, everybody's reaction is changing you

But their love is only a fraction of what I can give to you

Well, let's do it, let's get on a plane and just do it

Like the birds and the bees and get to it

Just get out of town and forever be free

Forever, I wonder we could stay together

It could change if you want for the better

Just tug at my shirt and lay down next to me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#5325619)





Date: March 15th, 2006 2:18 PM
Author: Spectacular orchestra pit

Really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#5342834)





Date: May 23rd, 2006 10:20 AM
Author: plum forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#5837307)





Date: July 5th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: plum forum

There's no reason to bump this thread, right, Dunson?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#6145973)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: ungodly fiercely-loyal wagecucks hairy legs

there is now!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#6203097)





Date: July 13th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: adventurous internal respiration

LOL I love this thread...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#6203448)





Date: December 11th, 2006 11:38 PM
Author: Purple Dilemma Skinny Woman

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#7199286)





Date: December 12th, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: exciting locus laser beams

Why on earth would you bump this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#7199865)





Date: May 18th, 2007 11:14 AM
Author: razzle onyx double fault

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#8135031)





Date: August 3rd, 2008 3:20 PM
Author: ungodly fiercely-loyal wagecucks hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#10032123)





Date: August 3rd, 2008 3:24 PM
Author: crystalline seedy nursing home hunting ground

"When I dream about dying, we both die at exactly the same time and are buried together in the same coffin. Everything else I want in life derives from wanting to be with you. Sure I want kids, but I want your kids. Sure I want a nice house, but a nice house is a house with you in it, happy to be with me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140795&forum_id=2#10032128)