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Today I celebrated 6 months in BIGLAW. Worst 6 months of my life

- by far.
fiercely-loyal wonderful hell
  09/01/10
explain what was so bad about it.
Razzmatazz pea-brained fanboi giraffe
  09/01/10
Deadlines rule your life. I have no fucking idea what I am ...
fiercely-loyal wonderful hell
  09/01/10
how are people mean?
hilarious up-to-no-good abode boltzmann
  09/01/10
how much longer do you think you can last?
Razzmatazz pea-brained fanboi giraffe
  09/01/10
My goal is 6 months, but that factors in coasting for the la...
fiercely-loyal wonderful hell
  09/01/10
lol. you were warned...
Umber sex offender
  09/01/10
but you just can't say no to BIGLAW. is there any greater t...
Flushed Tantric Kitty
  09/01/10
no, no there isn't :)
Umber sex offender
  09/01/10
Where were you in the summer of 2007?
fiercely-loyal wonderful hell
  09/01/10
successfully avoiding going to every single summer associate...
Flushed Tantric Kitty
  09/01/10
titcr
sinister depressive rehab
  09/01/10
how's the fatass to ironman blog doing
duck-like hairraiser trailer park
  09/01/10
It died with my soul.
fiercely-loyal wonderful hell
  09/01/10
city?
Dark diverse church building kitty cat
  09/01/10
Didnt I tell you most lawyers are assholes like me IRL? Did ...
Bistre base
  09/01/10
Sure, steve. It is admirable that you consider yourself to b...
vivacious hyperventilating field jewess
  09/01/10
The nature of the profession is adversarial. Being a dick ca...
Bistre base
  09/01/10
lol does that help a lot in traffic court faggot.
cruel-hearted stain pisswyrm
  09/01/10
LOL fucking amazing ty
Black mad cow disease dopamine
  09/01/10
shit sucks, i know bro
cordovan casino
  09/01/10
then why'd you celebrate?
heady pervert
  09/01/10
I will celebrate YOU'RE new found arrangement with the addit...
Irate Clown
  09/01/10
Deadlines never go away. Not knowing what you're doing fade...
Laughsome home
  09/01/10
is "mean" them not inviting his aspie ass to drink...
hateful cruise ship
  09/01/10
That wouldn't be mean. Throughout documents and pencils wou...
Laughsome home
  09/01/10
there's a difference b/w criminal or even tortuous acts and ...
hateful cruise ship
  09/01/10
Neither are acceptable in the work place. If you can't cont...
Laughsome home
  09/01/10
Every successful lawyer is an asshole. Some try to be nice b...
Vengeful Bat Shit Crazy Pistol
  09/01/10
Is this the lie NY lawyers tell themselves to out up with th...
Laughsome home
  09/01/10
Fuck it Man. I dealt with that shit by knowing how to relax ...
Irate Clown
  09/01/10
EXPLAIN how you lost your job? didn't you lose your job bef...
startled meetinghouse
  09/01/10
I believe the words the hiring/firing partners used were &qu...
Irate Clown
  09/01/10
not everyone was raised in the barrio.
hateful cruise ship
  09/01/10
My parents went to Stanford for UG and grad school so I don'...
Irate Clown
  09/01/10


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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal wonderful hell

- by far.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942092)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pea-brained fanboi giraffe

explain what was so bad about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942102)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:04 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal wonderful hell

Deadlines rule your life. I have no fucking idea what I am doing. People are mean. It is SHIT. PURE SHIT.

I would stab someone through the heart if I could get an in-house gig paying 85k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942109)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: hilarious up-to-no-good abode boltzmann

how are people mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942112)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pea-brained fanboi giraffe

how much longer do you think you can last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942113)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:08 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal wonderful hell

My goal is 6 months, but that factors in coasting for the last 2 before someone gets wise to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942134)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:03 PM
Author: Umber sex offender

lol. you were warned...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942101)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:07 PM
Author: Flushed Tantric Kitty

but you just can't say no to BIGLAW. is there any greater thrill than seeing people's reaction when you tell them you work at a firm they've never heard of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942129)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:08 PM
Author: Umber sex offender

no, no there isn't :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942135)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:08 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal wonderful hell

Where were you in the summer of 2007?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942136)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:10 PM
Author: Flushed Tantric Kitty

successfully avoiding going to every single summer associate event

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942145)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: sinister depressive rehab

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942137)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: duck-like hairraiser trailer park

how's the fatass to ironman blog doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942138)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal wonderful hell

It died with my soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942159)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: Dark diverse church building kitty cat

city?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942142)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:11 PM
Author: Bistre base

Didnt I tell you most lawyers are assholes like me IRL? Did you really expect kind words and hand holding? Be thankful we're at all civilized in the office. Before you had to treat chicks like people it was way worse.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942151)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: vivacious hyperventilating field jewess

Sure, steve. It is admirable that you consider yourself to be an "asshole" and certainly the problem is that "weak people" need "handholding" and 'kind words".

The issue is not, of course, the idea that lawyers think it's admirable to display a basic lack of decency. In reality, only insecure, angry, petty failures feel the need to behave like this.

The profession is shit because of toileteers like you who feel they have to act a certain way. But since you are a low rent jew who probably never knew lawyers growing up (I mean real lawyers not your uncle moshe the slip and fall lawyer), I suppose we should forgive you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942266)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: Bistre base

The nature of the profession is adversarial. Being a dick can work strategically in an adversarial setting. It creates a level of deterrence if nothing else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942646)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stain pisswyrm

lol does that help a lot in traffic court faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942655)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: Black mad cow disease dopamine

LOL fucking amazing ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942780)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: cordovan casino

shit sucks, i know bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942259)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: heady pervert

then why'd you celebrate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942652)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:13 PM
Author: Irate Clown

I will celebrate YOU'RE new found arrangement with the addition of chocolate to milk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942667)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:15 PM
Author: Laughsome home

Deadlines never go away. Not knowing what you're doing fades with time (but comes in waves). People being mean...unacceptable. You need to find a better work environment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942674)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:16 PM
Author: hateful cruise ship

is "mean" them not inviting his aspie ass to drinks or punching his prostate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942689)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:17 PM
Author: Laughsome home

That wouldn't be mean. Throughout documents and pencils would be mean. Yelling is mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942707)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:19 PM
Author: hateful cruise ship

there's a difference b/w criminal or even tortuous acts and some yelling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942730)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Laughsome home

Neither are acceptable in the work place. If you can't control your temper then I'm not interested in working for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942804)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:19 PM
Author: Vengeful Bat Shit Crazy Pistol

Every successful lawyer is an asshole. Some try to be nice but it's a scam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942734)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:26 PM
Author: Laughsome home

Is this the lie NY lawyers tell themselves to out up with this nonsense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942815)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: Irate Clown

Fuck it Man. I dealt with that shit by knowing how to relax and not take people as seriously as they took themselves. In fact when I lost my job I started dancing (literally) and most people said they hadn't seen me that happy in a long time. Life is a fucking dice roll, bro. Fuck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942772)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: startled meetinghouse

EXPLAIN how you lost your job? didn't you lose your job before ITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942808)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:31 PM
Author: Irate Clown

I believe the words the hiring/firing partners used were "HITS we're terminating you." They did it at a Starbucks so I wouldn't "flip out." I reacted by dancing.

Heard through the grapevine that it sort of killed one of the Partners who considered me to be her "project" or something. I made them a lot of money. I did okay for myself. I harbor no animosity. Life's too short for that bullshit. I try to smoke two joints in the morning (not literally because I prefer bongs), talk to at least 2 random hot women, and take life pretty laid back.

I had no idea there would be an ITE period, but fuck it. Maybe it will turn, maybe it won't, but life's too short to worry about hypo future shit. *shrugs* just me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942851)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:26 PM
Author: hateful cruise ship

not everyone was raised in the barrio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942817)



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Date: September 1st, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: Irate Clown

My parents went to Stanford for UG and grad school so I don't really consider myself a "barrio Mexican" but I get what you're saying.

EDIT: I did want to put a few of my co-workers in a triangle and laugh as I bitch slapped them while they struggled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1411838&forum_id=2#15942861)