The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
To The Box On The Second Anniversary of Her XO Posting Career.
Poast new message in this thread
Date: September 28th, 2010 3:55 AM Author: offensive smoky sanctuary To be fair,
Dear The Box,
Seeing your recent flurry of posting reminded me that your one year anniversary on this board came and went with little fanfare, and that your two year anniversary is already within sight; in recognition of that, I wanted to rectify that by writing you a short letter to properly commemorate this occasion and to give us all a chance to reflect on your legacy here so far.
I remember when you began posting on this board as though it were yesterday. Your sweet innocence; your charming naivete; your burning passion for your high school sweetheart; indeed it was a far simpler time, that magical midsummer of 2009. The sun had set on a successful high school career and a bright new day was dawning for one excited freshman enrolled at prestigious Brown University.
...But let's cut the nostalgic horseshit, shall we? Revisionism and rose-tinted glasses tend to go hand in hand, and the truth is that the signs of your madness were manifesting themselves long before you began posting on XO. (You were recruited, after all, from a video chatroom where you were happily streaming a live feed of yourself to all sorts of unwholesome folks on the internet.)
Your innocence was tarnished by your obvious eagerness to trade it in for "worldliness" at the first opportunity; your naivete belied by your discomfiting capacity for soaking up XO memes faster than FBD snorts a line of coke on a Sunday night; and that storybook high school romance was built, after all, on the odd fact that your boyfriend wanted to "get big to protect you."
From what?
(Obviously not from yourself.)
But now we're jumping ahead - it wouldn't do to gloss over your glorious first semester at Brown. You remember: the one where you managed to score a 2.7 GPA at an Ivy notorious for its rampant grade inflation. You remember: the one where you managed to blow your Indian friend in the bathroom before even he, a nerdy shitskin first year at Brown, caught on to the fact that you were so fucking nuts that even a goddamn blumpkin wasn't worth the effort and subsequently reported you to campus security for harrassing him after he refused to let you into his dorm room late one night and you drunkenly pounded on the door for 20 fucking minutes. You remember: the one where you dumped your chump high school boyfriend ("should've hit the pecdeck harder, faggot") and hooked up with a shady older loser on Match.com who gladly obliged your most masochistic tendencies by facefucking you while he chocked you with his belt.
On video.
...Did I mention that he confessed that he "probably" had HPV before he did it?
(We won't talk about the XOer that you met for another blow-bang shortly thereafter.)
But surely you do remember that semester - after all, it was the one where you megaposted your way through six months of insanity, chronicling all of it in real time for a bunch of gawking voyeuristic strangers on a dying law school admissions chatboard.
I honestly felt sorry for you when some sick asshole forwarded it all to your parents, although you can't say I (and many others) didn't warn you.
But so what? People live and people learn; After all, you were young! You were dumb! And at least you weren't "full of cum"!
...How quickly that changed changed your Sophomore year.
I won't even mention the fact that you got throat banged by yet another XOer, then dumped HIM so that you could give your virginity away to YET ANOTHER XOer a week later (while you were still "heartbroken" about your latest failed relationship, of course.) Your codependency was growing like a malignant tumor and your emotional stability was rapidly spinning out of control; the shrinks you visited did nothing, but hey - at least they tried. You began posting crazier and crazier shit online as you became an increasingly schizophrenic presence here - vicious screeds one day, lighthearted jokes the next. And along the way, you became jaded and meanspirited...goodbye shitty innocence, farewell worthless naivete! You were 19 going on 35, and you wore your experience like a badge of honor.
The rest of the story, of course, can be briefly told. Then came the pumo'ing (although you thoughtfully made it abundantly clear who the master behind those puppets was every time.) Then came the thinly veiled cries for help. And when all else failed, then came the shameless suicidethreading. (Bluesmoke called - she wants her schtick back.)
So I reiterate:
Dear The Box,
I hope that you're happy with what your life has become. I hope that you're proud of the decisions that you've made, and I hope that you're at peace with the relationships that you've fostered with the people that you've loved (and lost) along the way.
And above all else, I hope that you sleep soundly when you turn out the lights.
Because there's certainly no going back now, and every night we have to lie in the bed that we've made.
Thanks for the memories! |
 |
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:32 AM Author: Emerald feces fuck (for several reasons) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162599) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:43 AM Author: Alcoholic alcoholic lodge stock car I've been out of the loop on this whole box thing, but I remember seeing threads where you were talking with her for hours in 200+ poast threads on a nearly daily basis.
It sounds like u mad cuz she gettin it in wif others while you were wasting time white knighting her.
(no white knight) (black knighting CEO status confirmed) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:55 AM Author: Bronze Box Office Dopamine What a waste of time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162695) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:49 AM Author: Elite mewling bawdyhouse This is an incredible post, obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162996) |
|
Date: November 7th, 2011 11:23 PM Author: Khaki jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#19322272) |
Date: September 28th, 2010 3:58 AM Author: citrine son of senegal reserved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16161997) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 3:58 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Flatulent Hissy Fit reserved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16161999) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 3:59 AM Author: poppy space really? two years? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162001) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:02 AM Author: vivacious pit nibblets no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162014) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:03 AM Author: Boyish cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162017) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:05 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Flatulent Hissy Fit i can see, partially, why you supported bel over the box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162025) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:08 AM Author: Boyish cuck all that, and still only partially?
well, i do appreciate it. perhaps unfortunately, i was never caught up in the box's fanclub, and saw her for what she is immediately. |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:10 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Flatulent Hissy Fit honestly I never saw the crazy until chokefucker. obviously others were more astute.
and it wasn't a box fanclub, I just didn't like bel at all. as of now I think they're both insane. |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:11 AM Author: Boyish cuck there was certainly a box fanclub, whether you were part of it or not.
i respect your position, sir. |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:13 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Flatulent Hissy Fit right meant to say I wasn't part of the box fanclub. anyway, you are a good dood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162044) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:15 AM Author: Boyish cuck ty we are FRIENDs
|
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:12 AM Author: vivacious pit nibblets anyone who has revealed swaths of their identity here is insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162042) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:13 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Flatulent Hissy Fit fuck... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162045) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:13 AM Author: milky haunting range uh-oh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162047) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:28 AM Author: Pink Bateful Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162895) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:22 PM Author: mauve plaza oh shi- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163269) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:08 AM Author: milky haunting range I completely support bel over the box and it isn't even close. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162030) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:08 AM Author: Boyish cuck i stand with bel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162032) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:11 AM Author: milky haunting range Then we stand together, FRIEND. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162040) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:23 AM Author: Drunken Hell how much of this has to do with her body type? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162064) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:24 AM Author: Boyish cuck for me, 0%. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162065) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:21 AM Author: ungodly titillating gay wizard cumskin ...BMI. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162556) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:22 AM Author: Azure odious base lol, holy shit you are crazy dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162062) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:26 AM Author: offensive smoky sanctuary To be fair,
lol man this is just a collection of common board common knowledge that I typed up in about 15 minutes.
I don't think I'm the crazy one here, but I do think this whole saga is almost comically ridiculous. |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:31 AM Author: Azure odious base it *is* comically ridiculous
hadn't seen the recent box threads when i poasted my op |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:05 AM Author: chocolate doctorate crackhouse I dunno man I post here like a fucking crack addict and I didn't know half the things you mentioned in this post. I think this goes a little beyond "common board knowledge" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162739) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:23 AM Author: razzmatazz toaster This is unnecessary and nasty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162063) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:12 AM Author: Lascivious Principal's Office Agreed - the Box should have gotten more help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162522) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:50 AM Author: Brilliant Multi-colored Home she's had a hard life
and a lot of hard dick LOLZ |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:24 AM Author: orange deep associate temple Box sounds like the sort of girl that would enjoy the fact that some dude was writing a composition about her in the middle of the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162066) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:27 AM Author: offensive smoky sanctuary To be fair,
Yeah man that's why I told her it was a present to her, if she doesn't appreciate it I will be happy to have it taken down. |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:28 AM Author: orange deep associate temple She's a sort of sex symbol to Indian megaposters, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162074) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:29 AM Author: offensive smoky sanctuary To be fair,
I have masturbated feverishly to the half dozen Box pictures I have saved on my hard drive on many cold and lonely nights if that's what you're asking |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:01 PM Author: Flesh low-t station She must have a big dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163094) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:29 AM Author: vivacious pit nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162075) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:25 AM Author: green gaming laptop hall Subject: 180 Date: September 28th, 2010 3:55 AM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retired)
To be fair,
Dear The Box,
Seeing your recent flurry of posting reminded me that your one year anniversary on this board came and went with little fanfare, and that your two year anniversary is already within sight; in recognition of that, I wanted to rectify that by writing you a short letter to properly commemorate this occasion and to give us all a chance to reflect on your legacy here so far.
I remember when you began posting on this board as though it were yesterday. Your sweet innocence; your charming naivete; your burning passion for your high school sweetheart; indeed it was a far simpler time, that magical midsummer of 2009. The sun had set on a successful high school career and a bright new day was dawning for one excited freshman enrolled at prestigious Brown University.
...But let's cut the nostalgic horseshit, shall we? Revisionism and rose-tinted glasses tend to go hand in hand, and the truth is that the signs of your madness were manifesting themselves long before you began posting on XO. (You were recruited, after all, from a video chatroom where you were happily streaming a live feed of yourself to all sorts of unwholesome folks on the internet.)
Your innocence was dwarfed by your obvious eagerness to trade it in for "worldliness" at the first opportunity; your naivete by your discomfiting capacity for soaking up XO memes faster than FBD snorts a line of coke on a Sunday night; and that storybook high school romance was built, after all, on the odd fact that your boyfriend was "big enough to protect you."
From what?
(Obviously not from yourself.)
But now we're jumping ahead - it wouldn't do to gloss over your glorious first semester at Brown. You remember: the one where you managed to score a 2.7 GPA at an Ivy notorious for its rampant grade inflation. You remember: the one where you managed to blow your Indian friend in the bathroom before even he, a nerdy shitskin first year at Brown, caught on to the fact that you were so fucking nuts that even a goddamn blumpkin wasn't worth the effort and subsequently reported you to campus security for harrassing him after he refused to let you into his dorm room late one night and you drunkenly pounded on the door for 20 minutes. You remember: the one where you dumped your chump high school boyfriend ("should've hit the pecdeck harder, faggot") and hooked up with a shady older loser on Match.com who gladly obliged your most masochistic tendencies by facefucking you while he chocked you with his belt.
On video.
...Did I mention that he confessed that he "probably" had HPV before he did it?
(We won't talk about the XOer that you met for another blow-bang shortly thereafter.)
But surely you do remember that semester - after all, it was the one where you megaposted your way through six months of insanity, chronicling all of it in real time for a bunch of gawking strangers postingo on a dying law school admissions chatboard.
I honestly felt sorry for you when some sick asshole forwarded it all to your parents, although you can't say I (and many others) didn't warn you.
But so what? People live and people learn; After all, you were young! You were dumb! And at least you weren't "full of cum"!
...How quickly that changed changed your Sophomore year.
I won't even mention the fact that you got throat banged by yet another XOer, then dumped HIM so that you could give your virginity away to YET ANOTHER XOer a week later (while you were still "heartbroken" about your latest failed relationship, of course.) Your codependency was growing like a malignant tumor and your emotional stability was rapidly spinning out of control; the shrinks you visited did nothing, but hey - at least they tried. You began posting crazier and crazier shit online as you became an increasingly schizophrenic presence here - vicious screeds one day, lighthearted jokes the next. And along the way, you became jaded and meanspirited...goodbye shitty innocence, farewell worthless naivete! You were 19 going on 35, and you wore your experience like a badge of honor.
The rest of the story, of course, can be briefly told. Then came the pumo'ing (although you thoughtfully made it abundantly clear who the master behind those puppets was every time.) Then came the thinly veiled cries for help. And when all else failed, then came the suicidethreading.
So I reiterate:
Dear The Box,
I hope that you're happy with what your life has become. I hope that you're proud of the decisions that you've made, and I hope that you're at peace with the relationships that you've fostered with the people that you've loved (and lost) along the way.
And above all else, I hope that you sleep soundly when you turn out the lights.
Because there's certainly no going back now, and every night we have to lie in the bed that we've made.
Thanks for the memories! |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 8:00 AM Author: Arousing Saffron Public Bath Sweet Tailpipe tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162137) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:25 AM Author: Laughsome Cuckoldry Athletic Conference its funny how everyone warned her not to post on xo because it would ruin her life. i dont think anyone anticipated just how fucking direct an effect xo would have. its ridiculous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162068) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:27 AM Author: vivacious pit nibblets shit would have happened anyway, i think it might actually have been positive because entanglement with xoxo just expedited the process... assuming there will ever be some kind of personal resolution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162072) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:32 AM Author: Laughsome Cuckoldry Athletic Conference i dont really expect a resolution. people always say 'its just a phase' but in my experience the crazy folks keep the crazy inside, they may channel it differently, but wholesale change is not commonplace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162080) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:33 AM Author: Twinkling newt yeah, i think it's foolhardy to think people will change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162082) |
|
Date: January 17th, 2011 7:21 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bonkers Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#17076938) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:13 AM Author: Lascivious Principal's Office tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162529) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:34 AM Author: Pink Bateful Garrison the problem is that the box probably believes that "it's just a phase." it's a shitty baby boomer idea that as part of your extended adolescent development you need to make bad choices for a few years. but the longer that you participate in an extended adolescence, the weaker your character becomes. then one day you wake up and you're stabby (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162922) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:39 AM Author: twisted ruddy striped hyena tytyty
worth reading to the last word...
would read again! |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:43 AM Author: chocolate doctorate crackhouse ttinas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162963) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:52 AM Author: light electric dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163016) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:12 PM Author: House-broken glittery market chad Cr. The bildungsroman of our age is to go to an expensive school on your parent's dime, drink and whore around, then move to a shitty urban neighborhood, get a shitty job and make poor decisions while continuing to whore around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163211) |
|
Date: October 30th, 2011 7:32 PM Author: hairraiser balding indian lodge bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#19270540) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:57 AM Author: Federal hospital twinkling uncleanness "shit would have happened anyway, i think it might actually have been positive because entanglement with xoxo just expedited the process"
Xoxohth: Speeding people to their doom since 2004. |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:55 AM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bonkers Menage all the same, rather shit happen with college doods than with online people. BECAUSE it's more cliched, i.e., normal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163037) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 4:28 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Flatulent Hissy Fit yeah it went from "oh no you're going to get cynical and maybe even go to law school and waste a lot of time on here" to...
well, this. |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 8:10 AM Author: Lemon metal office I wouldn't trust XO to raise a packet of sea monkeys, let alone a freshman girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162146) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 8:11 AM Author: Twinkling newt this ignores the fact that most of her bad decisions go absolutely counter to the advice xo gives her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162147) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 8:24 AM Author: Lemon metal office well that goes back to the classic debate of nature vs. nurture vs. really you're seeking advice from a fucking message board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162163) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 8:27 AM Author: Twinkling newt all i'm saying is that her turning out badly can't reasonably be attributed to xo, a site where myriad posters came out of the woodwork every time she posted a thread about her life to advice her not to take the course of action she inevitably took in the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162167) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 8:34 AM Author: Lemon metal office This is why we can't have nice things.
Next time let's all tell her to do the opposite of what we're actually thinking. |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 8:35 AM Author: contagious hideous depressive chapel kinda like Costanza. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162191) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 8:03 AM Author: lavender address Strong work in here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162141) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 9:44 AM Author: green gaming laptop hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162426) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 9:46 AM Author: 180 Red Liquid Oxygen Roommate *gives Box a flower* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162432) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:01 AM Author: Obsidian fanboi i hate to be fair aka the huge fucking faggot that needs to die in a fire and then have his bones thrown in hydrochloric acid but
HOLY SHIT 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 GOD DAMN |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:14 AM Author: Lascivious Principal's Office TITMFCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162534) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:18 AM Author: Canary useless immigrant Hi TBF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162545) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:17 AM Author: Canary useless immigrant Hi TBF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162542) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:20 AM Author: stimulating regret is this all elaborate flame? how did i miss all this. maybe i should stop ignoring the female megaposter attention whores, i tend to miss a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162553) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:37 AM Author: twisted ruddy striped hyena NOT flame, dooder. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162621) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:30 AM Author: Salmon native organic girlfriend girl posters fucking people reliably inspire long threads/posts, why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162589) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:53 AM Author: Pea-brained resort volcanic crater are you being facetious? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162688) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:57 AM Author: Emerald feces isn't tone a little annoying? I ask that question every third post of his that I read. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162707) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:57 AM Author: wonderful learning disabled private investor legend TYVMFT, TBF. Reminds me of the old joke, what did douglas adams say after eating out the box? So long, and thanks for all the fish! |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:05 AM Author: floppy goal in life I guess I've been out of the loop on this. So who took her V? Did she cheat on her current bf and now wants to do the double suicide w/ the cuckolded bf? I'm a little confused by the situation... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162740) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:21 AM Author: Magical Pozpig She lost her virginity to ohnoes. Then she had sex with someone else and told ohnoes to make him jealous. Then she had sex two guys (may have been ohnoes and someone else) in two days both rawdawged and had to take plan B because they both came in her pussy. Then she had an all night fuck session that she posted about in which she claimed she fucked a dude who came 8 times in a row inside of her rawdawg. She had to take plan B again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162860) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:22 AM Author: twisted ruddy striped hyena LINK to Plan B threads?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162865) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:53 AM Author: light electric dog poop search for roommates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163021) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:22 AM Author: hateful histrionic theater stage To be creepy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162864) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:39 AM Author: Vigorous Coldplay Fan Casino what's creepy is that tbf tries to plan these "epic" threads ahead of time instead of letting them come up organically. There are lots of reasons to bash and talk down to the box but it takes a special kind of creeperstein to sit there and spend an hour writing a lengthy screed with no prompting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162943) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:43 AM Author: chocolate doctorate crackhouse Yeah this post definitely went through at least two major revisions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16162967) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:02 PM Author: Flesh low-t station Credit. Incredibly odd and creepy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163105) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:59 AM Author: Elite mewling bawdyhouse I think the OP is credited, and The Box's megaposting was a cry for help. The OP is that help. Straighten up, take responsibility for your actions...Bad choices have consequences. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163076) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:01 PM Author: Twinkling newt she wrote in a recent thread that she "never realized before that actions have consequences." she's at about a three-year-old's understanding of good behavior and moral conduct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163097) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:06 PM Author: Magical Pozpig it is true you used to text and call her frequently while she dated ohnoes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163153) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:28 PM Author: mauve plaza where does this info come from? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163312) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 3:22 PM Author: Magical Pozpig ohnoes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16164790) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 3:26 PM Author: Twinkling newt lol. ohnoes doesn't have any room to speak in matters like this, the fucking faggot piece of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16164806) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:34 PM Author: Twinkling newt i don't remember ever calling her during that period and i mostly texted her drunk.
also, what's your interest in the box? you follow these threads obsessively. |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 3:21 PM Author: Magical Pozpig do i? I posted twice in this 100+ post thread. You seem to follow them more obsessively if you're familiar with my limited involvement in them.
I am a FRIEND of ohnoes and will call the box out when i see her ridiculing him. |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 3:26 PM Author: Twinkling newt ROFL. ohnoes is a HUGE fucking faggot, FRIEND. he called her dozens of times a day and cried and cried on the phone, sent her dozens of emails saying she was a horrible person over and over and over. he's the biggest fucking faggot on the planet, your fucking FRIEND is. he's a fat whiny pencildicked piece of shit, so fuck you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16164802) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:02 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bonkers Menage this isn't the first of TBF's heartfelt screeds for her; the last three didn't take either (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163103) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:05 PM Author: Twinkling newt they never do. narcissistic? solipsistic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163138) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:06 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bonkers Menage a potlatch of literary effort if a heartfelt sentimentalist a creative writing exercise if a cynical revisionist |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:01 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bonkers Menage classic screed +1 tldr +1 catty bitch +1 confidently stating disputed claims to be true (e.g.: she has ever done anything with an indian? BS has ever made a suicide thread?) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:02 PM Author: Twinkling newt the last one is not credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163102) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:05 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bonkers Menage i never saw an xoxo link to her doing an indian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163139) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:05 PM Author: Twinkling newt pretty sure it's been mentioned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163144) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:09 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bonkers Menage ok, but sneaking made-up shit with the facts is a longstanding habit of TBF's. according to ohnoes's shitstorm of a thread, he had been the only guy after CFer, the guy who popped her cherry, until her summer break brouhahas, so i don't know where TBF is getting two guys from
inb4 whiteknight. i'm just pedantic |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:13 PM Author: Twinkling newt that's credited. a lot of tbf's account is wrong, honestly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163214) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:16 PM Author: Pink Bateful Garrison well u are a shitty pedant. u called them "disputed claims" but apparently ur basis for that was that u hadn't seen the threads with that info (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163233) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:07 PM Author: Wine national security agency TBF comes across like such a bitchy little fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163169) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:33 PM Author: Anal School Cafeteria Well, shit.
I come back to this. |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:35 PM Author: vibrant dun piazza Hey! Want to explain it all? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163348) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:30 PM Author: Boyish cuck she's good at that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16168055) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 12:34 PM Author: vibrant dun piazza 99th poast! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16163342) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 2:57 PM Author: brass church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16164631) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 9:57 PM Author: marvelous hunting ground den man i'm just gonna go ahead and say "180" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16167725) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:13 PM Author: geriatric meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16167871) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:15 PM Author: Mustard idiotic cruise ship boiling water I enjoyed the days when she talked about non-relationship stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16167898) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 10:18 PM Author: Splenetic Gaping The box seems like a nice person, but she is also really messed up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16167918) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:25 PM Author: Salmon native organic girlfriend fine contribution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16168742) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2010 11:34 PM Author: citrine son of senegal why are you still here?
GTFO. |
|
Date: October 31st, 2010 5:46 PM Author: Hairless Spectacular University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16431677) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2010 5:48 PM Author: Exciting crawly library french chef tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16431690) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2010 5:53 PM Author: Pearly sickened mental disorder indirect expression Yikes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16431727) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2010 5:54 PM Author: sienna big-titted stage :| (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16431746) |
|
Date: November 10th, 2010 8:35 PM Author: offensive smoky sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16519539) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2011 12:57 AM Author: Exciting crawly library french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#16964904) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2011 1:09 AM Author: Stubborn slimy spot You really are To Be Fair aren't you
You're a good poster but you're pretty mentally ill man |
|
Date: January 4th, 2011 1:20 AM Author: sapphire parlor travel guidebook "Cuz a bitch is a bitch is a ho is a slut" -Too $hort |
|
Date: January 13th, 2011 2:42 AM Author: Spruce Institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#17042802) |
|
Date: January 17th, 2011 6:58 PM Author: Exciting crawly library french chef assuming the speculation is true, this warning seems appropriate today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#17076771) |
|
Date: January 17th, 2011 8:39 PM Author: Bright Excitant Ceo All these box threads are pretty creepy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#17077716) |
|
Date: November 7th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: Flushed Very Tactful Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#19319430) |
|
Date: November 7th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: painfully honest racy dilemma hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1436394&forum_id=2#19319436) |