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bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/04/05
This would have been a good thread if the title was "Ye...
Silver round eye windowlicker
  03/04/05
tophat egg runner, sister
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/04/05
dictionary.com
federal sound barrier stead
  03/04/05
right, and I'm going to Prague for Arbor Day, Mister Uzi
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/04/05
You too, huh. Just stop it.
federal sound barrier stead
  03/04/05
shut your trap crab legs
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/04/05
Why you? Fuck this, I would have expected more, from seriou...
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  03/04/05
i do pilates, David Foster Wallace, mi casa!
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/04/05
Mom, I have genital worts.
saffron jewess
  03/08/05
YOU DUMBASS!
odious garrison
  03/04/05
not a complete sentence. What the fuck is wrong with you? ...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/04/05
White Americans merry go round the whitest marriage
vigorous clown pervert
  03/04/05
PLUCOT, NOT MCD. HTH
Stirring quadroon
  03/04/05
banjo banjo cranberry can
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/04/05
?
Stirring quadroon
  03/04/05
i'm stupider than jurseratchet
internet-worthy cobalt main people step-uncle's house
  03/04/05
The humor of this thread lies in its being parody and yet no...
unholy cuck
  03/04/05
Huh? You making no sense. What parody? I am tiring of a...
Excitant zombie-like stage shitlib
  03/04/05
Blink idiot! You're stupid grapenuts.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/04/05
FUCKING AWESOME. Best thread in a long time.
curious zippy kitty trump supporter
  03/04/05
window frame dog purple monkey dishwasher.
rose adventurous meetinghouse
  03/04/05
now they're going to get it. especially for that "purp...
rusted lay
  09/25/05
Smokey restroom does to platapus with Bob Villa and egg nog.
sinister mad-dog skullcap native
  03/04/05
Stupid jackrabbit. Genghis Khan brushed my dog with a dead-...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/04/05
Hi.
Ebony trip pistol cuckold
  03/04/05
Can't you read Cornelius? You're not welcomed here, Digger ...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/04/05
I feel so alone.
Ebony trip pistol cuckold
  03/04/05
race my Mentos
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/04/05
don't you understand that industrial selving comatosed the s...
sinister mad-dog skullcap native
  03/04/05
beltran's hat eats chocolate monkey shoes.
rose adventurous meetinghouse
  03/04/05
My face hurts.
Ebony trip pistol cuckold
  03/04/05
You're not as good at this.
medicated cracking national security agency feces
  03/10/05
go fuck yourself.
rose adventurous meetinghouse
  04/13/05
Well, flap my jacks!
federal sound barrier stead
  03/04/05
Don't you read English? Davy Crockett Rammstein baited a go...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/04/05
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rose adventurous meetinghouse
  03/04/05
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bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/08/05
Well perhaps not, Mr. Orangutan Pants!
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  03/08/05
very skillful. but I really don't give a fuck.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/08/05
And will to eternity. The more you say so the more I'l...
arousing multi-billionaire
  03/08/05
Just get a new moniker every time I pwn you.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/08/05
I molested a goat while in the Peace Corps.
Aromatic parlour gunner
  03/08/05
Ha! Sure, Ralph.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/08/05
Yes, Ralph was the goat's name.
Aromatic parlour gunner
  03/08/05
Why, what is it you think I didn't get?
wine theater depressive
  03/08/05
hello crapturds!
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/08/05
OMG can none of you do linguistic paralellels?!
cerebral light people who are hurt range
  03/08/05
Stupid!
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/08/05
this truly isn't your real moniker
arousing multi-billionaire
  03/08/05
Truly, it is.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/08/05
child!
cerebral light people who are hurt range
  03/08/05
Two bisexual men in Costa Rica once invited me to be in a th...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/08/05
That's not a threesome idiot that's a foursome.
Excitant zombie-like stage shitlib
  03/08/05
hilarious
Adulterous Self-absorbed Locus Yarmulke
  10/10/06
way to steal my thunder
wonderful glassy site immigrant
  03/08/05
I've never heard the expression "steal my thunder."...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/08/05
I'm the one they're often trying to land.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/08/05
Classic, yet unappreciated.
mauve crackhouse
  03/10/05
nice.
Drab insanely creepy temple
  02/08/06
That's my point. They didn't come here off of boats. That's ...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/08/05
A better question: does ideology come after the fact? Do we ...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/10/05
Nice addition to the plucot annals.
mauve crackhouse
  03/10/05
I don't do anal! What in god's name are you talking about? ...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/10/05
Or does it come after the fact?
mauve crackhouse
  03/10/05
It's all VERY ideological. You wouldn't understand.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/10/05
Best thread ever. Can't believe I missed it the first time.
vibrant thirsty genital piercing
  03/10/05
What's a thread. Stupid chinchilla burger.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/10/05
Did you mean to say, enchilada?!
Excitant zombie-like stage shitlib
  03/10/05
happy reindeer no more. tell our mothers about his far fetch...
Copper Maniacal Abode
  03/10/05
Ugly dumplings, man.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/13/05
Everyone just wants a political situation which gets them th...
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  03/21/05
1. Dave Eggers: SUCKED 2. The guy's body rotted out that ...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/25/05
Shut up white trash. You can't even think up a good zing.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/25/05
fucktard. I totally pawn you in real life, as well as here.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/31/05
God, this thread makes me laugh so hard I want to cry.
vibrant thirsty genital piercing
  03/31/05
God you're dumb. This already was a plucot parody thread.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/31/05
When I buy water, what I'm really buying is the convenience ...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  03/31/05
Request: Could you please follow precedent and edit so that ...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/01/05
Why do you guys always pic suck nice pics for her? She's ...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/02/05
What? Who? When? Where? Why? How? Huh? Que?
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  04/02/05
I stone to glop stinetically
180 puce heaven place of business
  04/03/05
I love ruining threads
Multi-colored awkward gaping shrine
  04/03/05
Threading of sniplets, joyedly comes through bang
180 puce heaven place of business
  04/03/05
You're the one who's making up crap about Ezra Pound.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/05/05
Sometimes a guy who dresses badly is kind of sexy. Not reall...
sooty church building
  04/05/05
Haha. Excellent.
Swashbuckling tanning salon
  04/05/05
I mean, I wasn't obsessed, but some girls asked me before my...
Swashbuckling tanning salon
  04/05/05
yeah, that phrase made no sense, right? Was it a spoonerism?...
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  04/05/05
yes, it seems so. Besides you that is, and I love you for it...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/05/05
I am a greater writer than all of you combined into one writ...
Excitant zombie-like stage shitlib
  04/05/05
You disappear when I pawn you.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/05/05
My gay friends would die before calling someone honey withou...
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  04/05/05
Why this thread is for me? Your unfair.
Excitant zombie-like stage shitlib
  04/05/05
give it up already. you're full of it.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/05/05
I'm actually more of a flat-ass-floppy-gut girl.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/07/05
If it were a bat, then I'm sure it knows what it's doing. It...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/08/05
There was that thing with herr teacher and the ring after, a...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/08/05
you stupid loser. You're attacking my typos now?
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/09/05
unintelligibility? nice word choice.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/09/05
LOL. I love this thread.
Swashbuckling tanning salon
  04/09/05
I like them. Ilike you, too, Fuckles!
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/09/05
I think it only works if the poster in question ever says so...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/09/05
You're mistaking that for me. To *you*.
Swashbuckling tanning salon
  04/09/05
I was releasing information that was contrary the informat...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/11/05
Jesus, what a mess.
Swashbuckling tanning salon
  04/11/05
But when you ask "am I worse" the assumption is th...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/11/05
I just realized that this thread is about me. The last few a...
Multi-colored awkward gaping shrine
  04/13/05
i don't really like "bald guys" as much as i like ...
big flatulent address jap
  09/11/05
I'll take the absolute value. See ya around douchebag.
Bearded nibblets
  04/15/05
That was quite a little nugget.
Swashbuckling tanning salon
  04/15/05
ree-er! catty!
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/15/05
non sequitur. You're still a self important fuck. I forgi...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/16/05
huh? why are you posting that?
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/16/05
When she used the term, "shouldn't," she is indica...
Bearded nibblets
  04/16/05
So now you're saying Popetard is plucot?
offensive rambunctious whorehouse rigor
  04/16/05
It's just funny that you're actually keeping the grudge. Whe...
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  04/16/05
It's just funny that you're actually keeping the grudge. Whe...
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  04/16/05
yeah, you and your gang have a boycott going, I see.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/16/05
a quick google search tell me that it's an issue when you're...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/16/05
So what; you're saying I speak as if in a different language...
Swashbuckling tanning salon
  04/16/05
You are such an egotistical fucktard.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/17/05
You're still self important. And you're still bitter. And yo...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/17/05
ad hom. Fine, I annoy you. I believe it, and I don't give a ...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/17/05
Oh, I types out the thread wrong. I meant to say "with&...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/17/05
Her final note to me in that thread is brilliant for its err...
chest-beating thriller volcanic crater
  04/17/05
Kids like to play with themselves; belly buttons, toenails. ...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/18/05
wheres the thread
Laughsome Citrine Resort
  04/18/05
yes. I start out on my back, oil my nipples with Crabtree an...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/18/05
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=166996&mc=30...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/18/05
Wow. Just wow.
Laughsome Citrine Resort
  04/18/05
Her best work to date.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/18/05
Date: April 17th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: DoctorSwishy (aurash...
chest-beating thriller volcanic crater
  04/18/05
Don't make me get ad hom on your ass.
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  04/18/05
Those sorts of maelestromisms hit a pet peeve of mine own.
chest-beating thriller volcanic crater
  04/18/05
And try the "How can I say no to that request? Let me g...
twinkling theatre
  04/19/05
hey Rosie.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/22/05
He has the right idea. Shut your stupid trap.
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  04/22/05
Who gives a fuck? Learn how to be coherent. Whatthe fuck doe...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/22/05
I've been busy working for a living. Sorry.
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  04/22/05
Really? Couldn't find a better word than "stupid" ...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/22/05
I;ve met morons like you. I chronically lose pens; I often s...
Bearded nibblets
  04/24/05
what?
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/24/05
You'd enjoy Micronesia.
Bearded nibblets
  04/24/05
no.... i talk nothing like that.... you've slandered me.... ...
chest-beating thriller volcanic crater
  04/24/05
huh?
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  04/24/05
Seriously, second to that NavinJohnson poster, you are the d...
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  04/24/05
here comes your posse
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/24/05
you guy arre so fucking immature
Multi-colored awkward gaping shrine
  04/24/05
tottally.
chest-beating thriller volcanic crater
  04/24/05
shut the hell up you windbagh. you probably listen to ricky...
Multi-colored awkward gaping shrine
  04/24/05
It's almost too good.
Swashbuckling tanning salon
  04/24/05
It says quite abit about you fucktards that you don't have a...
Bearded nibblets
  04/24/05
I used to liked you. You remember me fried chitlin. Now I ...
Misunderstood Buck-toothed Internal Respiration
  04/24/05
I think the power I have over you is the one thing whoch kee...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/24/05
it is funny you don't care so much, yet you care so much tha...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  04/28/05
Didn't I tell you that I gave my aurasham password out too? ...
mildly autistic provocative casino
  04/28/05
Horrible mistake. You must preserve you inanity for posterit...
Swashbuckling tanning salon
  04/28/05
It's sort of sad that you guys can't keep your people straig...
mildly autistic provocative casino
  04/28/05
If true, you have only yourself to blame for being viewed as...
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  04/28/05
you guys are priceless.
mildly autistic provocative casino
  04/28/05
omg i made a typo call a press conference!
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  04/30/05
do what call me plucot
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  04/30/05
what is it supposed to mean do you know because i dont
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  05/02/05
and the point of you posting what i write here is what exact...
Fragrant Learning Disabled Friendly Grandma Spot
  05/02/05
and the point of you posting what i write here is what exact...
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  05/02/05
Ahahaha.
Swashbuckling tanning salon
  05/02/05
If you find me sexually attractive, just go ahead and say it...
Fragrant Learning Disabled Friendly Grandma Spot
  05/02/05
"you're"
Fragrant Learning Disabled Friendly Grandma Spot
  05/02/05
LOL. Way to indisputably blow your cover.
Swashbuckling tanning salon
  05/02/05
LOL. way to make no sense
Fragrant Learning Disabled Friendly Grandma Spot
  05/02/05
You know you love me.
Fragrant Learning Disabled Friendly Grandma Spot
  05/02/05
Plucot is an annoying name as well.
Fragrant Learning Disabled Friendly Grandma Spot
  05/02/05
Don't say you want me to build up trust, and mabey the last ...
Bearded nibblets
  05/03/05
It can't be real...can it?
Swashbuckling tanning salon
  05/03/05
I like a good laugh more than anything but this is beyond ob...
Multi-colored awkward gaping shrine
  05/03/05
Date: May 5th, 2005 8:03 PM Author: baby rhino (aka aurasha...
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  05/05/05
God, you're an idiot. You have no eye for sarcasm. And I ...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  05/10/05
Okay, reread your post and tell me again that I'm the one th...
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  05/10/05
I;ve met morons like you. I chronically lose pens; I often s...
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  05/10/05
I often sometimes pawn shackleton
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  05/10/05
hey, that was the fake aurasham. That whole thread was.
Primrose magical space toaster
  05/10/05
The Julia Defense just doesnt cut the mustard around here.
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  05/10/05
Sure it was.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  05/10/05
You should know, though. Because just before that thread, y...
Primrose magical space toaster
  05/10/05
To be fair though, this thread is up to 181 posts at this mo...
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  05/10/05
note to the fans
Primrose magical space toaster
  05/10/05
I recall you saying that someone had figured out your "...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  05/10/05
hahahaha
Aphrodisiac corn cake
  05/11/05
PWN3D!!! PWN3D!!! PWN3D!!!
exhilarant gay kitchen useless brakes
  05/11/05
Why can't you fucking pieces of shit learn the subjunctive...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  05/11/05
I posted that under my new account that has a secure passwor...
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  05/11/05
Everything I've said up until now was written by someone els...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  05/11/05
It's probably just rachmiel screwiing around with my account...
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  05/11/05
Now that's completely made up, right?
Primrose magical space toaster
  05/11/05
Thank you for contributing!
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  05/11/05
who? huh? where? what? Navin R is often sometimes easily th...
Primrose magical space toaster
  05/11/05
God your dense.
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  05/11/05
"you're"
Primrose magical space toaster
  05/11/05
Ad hom. Non seq.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  05/11/05
Asshole
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  05/11/05
Hey, don't you go getting all ad hom on my ass.
Primrose magical space toaster
  05/11/05
God you are dense.
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  05/11/05
You realize this is precisely the problem people have with y...
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  05/11/05
I have an honest question for you guys. Will you answer hon...
Primrose magical space toaster
  05/11/05
I just might
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  05/11/05
Don't believe you. Nevermind.
Primrose magical space toaster
  05/11/05
If your query is sincere, I will answer sincerely in return.
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  05/11/05
Okay. When I'm being sarcastic, can you guys honestly not t...
Primrose magical space toaster
  05/11/05
If you are misread at times, this is probably a boy who crie...
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  05/11/05
I maintain that I have never said anything stupid, even in t...
Primrose magical space toaster
  05/11/05
Talk about an unsupportable claim: I maintain that I have...
chest-beating thriller volcanic crater
  05/12/05
I'm the most loved person on this board. HTH. You're an i...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  05/12/05
the dog thing isn't irrational. Dogs respond to their owners...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  05/12/05
you're a fucking moron. Stop pretending that you don't under...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  05/17/05
bump
Silver round eye windowlicker
  05/28/05
I think plucot smokes lots of weed. Lots.
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  06/09/05
...
Crystalline Contagious Reading Party National
  06/11/05
no wonder the best school you got into was boalt.
twinkling theatre
  06/11/05
Right, I was being hyperbolic. But I was trying to give you ...
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  06/12/05
This might be my new favorite.
Laughsome Citrine Resort
  06/20/05
Are you trying to get built and ripped for me?
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  06/14/05
So that what you meant by "Patience my pet, your time w...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  06/14/05
Hey, I knew you guys were useless piees of shit, but I didn'...
talented corner
  06/14/05
I'm not asking for an argument. I'm asking for a single auth...
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  06/14/05
Two words: Professional Football Hall of Fame.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  06/14/05
What exactly do you mean by "lost it." You mean di...
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  06/14/05
Can't you fucking read? Not less forward visibility. Less si...
talented corner
  06/15/05
Date: April 17th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: DoctorSwishy (aur...
Laughsome Citrine Resort
  06/20/05
Date: June 9th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: NavinRJohnson Subject...
Laughsome Citrine Resort
  06/20/05
WHO WANTS TO SEE MY TITS?
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  06/27/05
Why are you being an asshole again? I thought you would sto...
up-to-no-good theater stage ratface
  06/27/05
I'm really disappointed; every day on this site a new poster...
talented corner
  07/17/05
If you think that a good portion of the people possessing va...
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  08/09/05
Still glorious.
Laughsome Citrine Resort
  09/03/05
I mean, I may have said something a long time ago if you goa...
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  09/11/05
I *love* this thread. I miss being plucot :(.
up-to-no-good theater stage ratface
  09/11/05
Dont you have a 1:09 bus to catch?
Laughsome Citrine Resort
  09/17/05
an oldie but goodie.
cowardly angry menage
  09/17/05
bump
Silver round eye windowlicker
  09/18/05
cant you not come up with anything not ad hom?
Spectacular electric furnace juggernaut
  09/25/05
here's a little post hoc, ergo propter hoc in your face
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  09/25/05
you never talk to me anymore.
up-to-no-good theater stage ratface
  09/25/05
sorry, but i think that a history of posts showing the menta...
razzmatazz pisswyrm
  09/25/05
only latter few are actual posts of mine - all the beginning...
up-to-no-good theater stage ratface
  09/25/05
Uh, yes you were.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  09/25/05
How do you know? Why aren't I on this thread until much...
up-to-no-good theater stage ratface
  09/25/05
Because I distinctly remember creating this thread to ridicu...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  09/25/05
but maybe I wasn't on the board when the thread was started....
up-to-no-good theater stage ratface
  09/25/05
It seems to me that the people who have unrealistic, high ...
rusted lay
  09/25/05
what's wrong with this post? besides, you were on my si...
up-to-no-good theater stage ratface
  09/25/05
Can you think of a reason why a morgue would try to save mon...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  10/01/05
thank you. This is exactly what I expected.
up-to-no-good theater stage ratface
  10/01/05
That's not the convention. If I say "I'd like to take y...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  10/01/05
Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM Author: rasquach (aka auras...
Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
  10/04/05
hly shit, 1fucking80
Coiffed Mewling Sanctuary
  10/09/07
If I haven't heard of it, it's obvious I haven't heard it.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  10/05/05
You know, I edited within five seconds. No fair.
up-to-no-good theater stage ratface
  10/05/05
It doesn't really matter. Anything we put in this thread is...
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  10/05/05
Not anymore. No one else is into it. I think you should pu...
up-to-no-good theater stage ratface
  10/06/05
These are mocking rasquach soundbites.
bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator
  11/26/05
Memories...
Laughsome Citrine Resort
  12/11/05
A bunch of bitter mean little boys = a train moving at unsto...
curious zippy kitty trump supporter
  12/19/05
My tits boycott Kleenex.
Supple Hunting Ground Travel Guidebook
  12/19/05
...
Laughsome Citrine Resort
  12/21/05
plucot has risen again and now goes by intp. "no the...
Drab insanely creepy temple
  02/08/06
...
poppy library
  06/05/06
I couldn't sound retarded enough to pull this off.
poppy library
  06/06/06
bitter over the fact that I called you out? Very transparen...
up-to-no-good theater stage ratface
  06/06/06
You retarded fungally challenged fuckwit, you tried to call ...
poppy library
  06/06/06
huh? I remember a thread where you talked about being the ki...
Adulterous Self-absorbed Locus Yarmulke
  06/15/06
this is my favorite
Adulterous Self-absorbed Locus Yarmulke
  07/21/06
still my favorite actual quote. i dont understand it at all...
Adulterous Self-absorbed Locus Yarmulke
  09/07/06
hahhaa
Aphrodisiac corn cake
  09/26/06
Okay... so... the guy did not just called me
Adulterous Self-absorbed Locus Yarmulke
  06/15/06
*scratches head*
Beady-eyed vermilion university hissy fit
  06/17/06
i dont get it
glittery crawly idiot
  06/17/06
meh.
Impertinent aggressive hell
  06/17/06
i almost got laid tonight, you know.
Beady-eyed vermilion university hissy fit
  06/17/06
*scratches head again for Crapturd's asshole thread*
Beady-eyed vermilion university hissy fit
  06/19/06
So many Down's Syndrome patients are so spoiled though! I re...
khaki boyish point sweet tailpipe
  06/27/06
stupid whore BUMP
burgundy mentally impaired locale nowag
  08/23/06
what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!? As soon as ...
exciting parlor love of her life
  09/07/06
maybe it only makes sense out of context, but this doesn't s...
Razzle senate digit ratio
  09/07/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&for...
exciting parlor love of her life
  09/07/06
this seems interesting. Link?
up-to-no-good theater stage ratface
  09/07/06
And where has this thread been, annoying?
Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew
  10/29/06
appropriate
Beady-eyed vermilion university hissy fit
  10/29/06
twice as many people, though the total population is more th...
Beady-eyed vermilion university hissy fit
  11/19/06
Lots of information packed into very few sentences.
Adulterous Self-absorbed Locus Yarmulke
  11/29/06
Evan, you like more more than any poster here (does). Give i...
Adulterous Self-absorbed Locus Yarmulke
  11/29/06
chalk cakes make my mouth hurt
Ocher Irradiated House Half-breed
  12/19/06
former president of irasq = plucot
Comical business firm background story
  01/03/07
Mmmm-hmmmmm
Laughsome Citrine Resort
  01/07/07
...
stimulating aquamarine gaming laptop
  03/17/07
they're not going to serve you without any or much money, re...
Onyx Electric Athletic Conference Community Account
  03/20/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=608856&mc=4&...
Bearded nibblets
  04/06/07
I'm still laughing.
self-centered bawdyhouse lettuce
  04/06/07
I, that's why I made fun of you for being "quick" ...
Bearded nibblets
  04/06/07
Me no read thread response eat tits
self-centered bawdyhouse lettuce
  04/06/07
300! :)
clear marvelous trailer park boiling water
  04/14/07
you're pointing to the facts of the world which may or not b...
Beady-eyed vermilion university hissy fit
  06/20/07
Man, the other day I as on the elliptical just watching the ...
Beady-eyed vermilion university hissy fit
  06/27/07
Mem'ries lightthecornersofmymiiiiind. Misty, water-colored ...
pink racy idea he suggested
  06/27/07
That was the joke. That it's the same moniker. You guys are ...
tan bull headed really tough guy
  06/29/07
Goodnight, xoxo!
dashing honey-headed doctorate
  06/29/07
ok, NOW goodnight xoxo!
dashing honey-headed doctorate
  06/29/07
1 second, ok, done, goodnight xoxo!
dashing honey-headed doctorate
  06/29/07
back, now leaving, goodnight this time for real xoxo!
dashing honey-headed doctorate
  06/29/07
going to sleep, goodnight everyone!
dashing honey-headed doctorate
  06/29/07
*new thread* goodnight xoxo!
dashing honey-headed doctorate
  06/29/07
*50 responses later* ok, going to bed, cya!
dashing honey-headed doctorate
  06/29/07
*new thread* goodnight XOXO!
dashing honey-headed doctorate
  06/29/07
if the idiot turned to me one day sobbing and said "you...
Floppy beta fortuitous meteor dysfunction
  07/17/07
I was actually surprised this wasn't posted her to start wit...
Jet base wrinkle
  07/17/07
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=667176&fo...
curious zippy kitty trump supporter
  08/03/07
you tried to correct me and was wrong
Beady-eyed vermilion university hissy fit
  09/19/07
1 FUCKING 80
galvanic pit dopamine
  10/09/07
MEMORIES
Laughsome Citrine Resort
  10/09/07
...
heady gold forum
  10/09/07
...
Unhinged indirect expression
  05/05/08
great bump
Bearded nibblets
  05/05/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

David Robinson drove to Topeka dingaling happy cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254253)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:19 AM
Author: Silver round eye windowlicker

This would have been a good thread if the title was "Yellow Newspaper Rock flying xbox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254264)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:20 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254277)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: federal sound barrier stead

dictionary.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254283)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

right, and I'm going to Prague for Arbor Day, Mister Uzi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254289)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:24 AM
Author: federal sound barrier stead

You too, huh. Just stop it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254308)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:25 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

shut your trap crab legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254314)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:28 AM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

Why you? Fuck this, I would have expected more, from serious poster such as yourself. Why me, why now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254342)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:29 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

i do pilates, David Foster Wallace, mi casa!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254346)





Date: March 8th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: saffron jewess

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284421)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:30 AM
Author: odious garrison

YOU DUMBASS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254349)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:31 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

not a complete sentence. What the fuck is wrong with you? cheese nip rocksalt brandish my plantain!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254357)





Date: March 4th, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: vigorous clown pervert

White Americans merry go round the whitest marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254677)





Date: March 4th, 2005 1:15 AM
Author: Stirring quadroon

PLUCOT, NOT MCD.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254679)





Date: March 4th, 2005 1:31 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254771)





Date: March 4th, 2005 1:57 AM
Author: Stirring quadroon

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254926)





Date: March 4th, 2005 1:56 AM
Author: internet-worthy cobalt main people step-uncle's house

i'm stupider than jurseratchet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254922)





Date: March 4th, 2005 1:58 AM
Author: unholy cuck

The humor of this thread lies in its being parody and yet not parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254928)





Date: March 4th, 2005 3:43 AM
Author: Excitant zombie-like stage shitlib

Huh? You making no sense. What parody?

I am tiring of all you white racist asssholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255261)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:10 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Blink idiot! You're stupid grapenuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255897)





Date: March 4th, 2005 3:54 AM
Author: curious zippy kitty trump supporter

FUCKING AWESOME.

Best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255274)





Date: March 4th, 2005 9:18 AM
Author: rose adventurous meetinghouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255490)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: rusted lay

now they're going to get it. especially for that "purple monkey dishwasher" comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902451)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:16 AM
Author: sinister mad-dog skullcap native

Smokey restroom does to platapus with Bob Villa and egg nog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255910)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:18 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Stupid jackrabbit. Genghis Khan brushed my dog with a dead-blow hammer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255917)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:18 AM
Author: Ebony trip pistol cuckold

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255915)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:19 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Can't you read Cornelius? You're not welcomed here, Digger Phelps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255920)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:19 AM
Author: Ebony trip pistol cuckold

I feel so alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255924)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:20 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

race my Mentos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255926)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:21 AM
Author: sinister mad-dog skullcap native

don't you understand that industrial selving comatosed the shark fin soup by John Quincy Adams? Get with the program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255928)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:24 AM
Author: rose adventurous meetinghouse

beltran's hat eats chocolate monkey shoes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255939)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:29 AM
Author: Ebony trip pistol cuckold

My face hurts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255961)





Date: March 10th, 2005 5:30 PM
Author: medicated cracking national security agency feces

You're not as good at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2302431)





Date: April 13th, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: rose adventurous meetinghouse

go fuck yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2549082)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:31 AM
Author: federal sound barrier stead

Well, flap my jacks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255973)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Don't you read English? Davy Crockett Rammstein baited a gopher hole in our writing seminar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2256065)





Date: March 4th, 2005 3:30 PM
Author: rose adventurous meetinghouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2257480)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:10 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284184)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:13 AM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

Well perhaps not, Mr. Orangutan Pants!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284209)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:14 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

very skillful. but I really don't give a fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284216)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:16 AM
Author: arousing multi-billionaire

And will to eternity.

The more you say so the more I'll do it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284230)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:17 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Just get a new moniker every time I pwn you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284239)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:14 AM
Author: Aromatic parlour gunner

I molested a goat while in the Peace Corps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284217)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:15 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Ha! Sure, Ralph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284223)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:17 AM
Author: Aromatic parlour gunner

Yes, Ralph was the goat's name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284237)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: wine theater depressive

Why, what is it you think I didn't get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284384)





Date: March 8th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

hello crapturds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284412)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:53 AM
Author: cerebral light people who are hurt range

OMG can none of you do linguistic paralellels?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284388)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Stupid!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284393)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: arousing multi-billionaire

this truly isn't your real moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284395)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Truly, it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284397)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: cerebral light people who are hurt range

child!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284404)





Date: March 8th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Two bisexual men in Costa Rica once invited me to be in a threesome with them. I fooled around with them, but I couldn't go through with the intercourse part. But they did both go oral on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284411)





Date: March 8th, 2005 12:42 PM
Author: Excitant zombie-like stage shitlib

That's not a threesome idiot that's a foursome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284995)





Date: October 10th, 2006 4:50 PM
Author: Adulterous Self-absorbed Locus Yarmulke

hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6763174)





Date: March 8th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: wonderful glassy site immigrant

way to steal my thunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2289925)





Date: March 8th, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

I've never heard the expression "steal my thunder." Are you really stealing someone's thunder? If so, who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2289943)





Date: March 8th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

I'm the one they're often trying to land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2289874)





Date: March 10th, 2005 5:26 PM
Author: mauve crackhouse

Classic, yet unappreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2302400)





Date: February 8th, 2006 8:12 PM
Author: Drab insanely creepy temple

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#5032375)





Date: March 8th, 2005 11:21 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

That's my point. They didn't come here off of boats. That's why it's silly. But nevermind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2290011)





Date: March 10th, 2005 5:22 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

A better question: does ideology come after the fact? Do we as a culture use ideology to justify what is most useful economically?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2302373)





Date: March 10th, 2005 5:27 PM
Author: mauve crackhouse

Nice addition to the plucot annals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2302404)





Date: March 10th, 2005 5:28 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

I don't do anal! What in god's name are you talking about? You guys are mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2302413)





Date: March 10th, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: mauve crackhouse

Or does it come after the fact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2302435)





Date: March 10th, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

It's all VERY ideological. You wouldn't understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2302441)





Date: March 10th, 2005 5:45 PM
Author: vibrant thirsty genital piercing

Best thread ever. Can't believe I missed it the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2302524)





Date: March 10th, 2005 7:49 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

What's a thread. Stupid chinchilla burger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2303298)





Date: March 10th, 2005 7:51 PM
Author: Excitant zombie-like stage shitlib

Did you mean to say, enchilada?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2303317)





Date: March 10th, 2005 7:58 PM
Author: Copper Maniacal Abode

happy reindeer no more. tell our mothers about his far fetched rump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2303359)





Date: March 13th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Ugly dumplings, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2319817)





Date: March 21st, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Everyone just wants a political situation which gets them the maximum amount of money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2377009)





Date: March 25th, 2005 10:49 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

1. Dave Eggers: SUCKED

2. The guy's body rotted out that way after he died, anyway, due to bad conditions at the mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2408854)





Date: March 25th, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Shut up white trash. You can't even think up a good zing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2408899)





Date: March 31st, 2005 8:01 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

fucktard. I totally pawn you in real life, as well as here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2457187)





Date: March 31st, 2005 8:03 PM
Author: vibrant thirsty genital piercing

God, this thread makes me laugh so hard I want to cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2457200)





Date: March 31st, 2005 8:04 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

God you're dumb. This already was a plucot parody thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2457206)





Date: March 31st, 2005 8:09 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

When I buy water, what I'm really buying is the convenience of the bottle, anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2457241)





Date: April 1st, 2005 11:39 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Request: Could you please follow precedent and edit so that every post on this page is a question? Will you please forgive the audacity of my request?

Despite their size, aren't they very fierce when they fight?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2461730)





Date: April 2nd, 2005 11:48 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Why do you guys always pic suck nice pics for her?

She's really picked up some respect here ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2472223)





Date: April 2nd, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

What? Who? When? Where? Why? How? Huh? Que?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2472284)





Date: April 3rd, 2005 12:20 AM
Author: 180 puce heaven place of business

I stone to glop stinetically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2472539)





Date: April 3rd, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored awkward gaping shrine
Subject: I love ruining threads

I truly love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2472543)





Date: April 3rd, 2005 12:23 AM
Author: 180 puce heaven place of business

Threading of sniplets, joyedly comes through bang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2472557)





Date: April 5th, 2005 11:54 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

You're the one who's making up crap about Ezra Pound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2489661)





Date: April 5th, 2005 5:17 PM
Author: sooty church building

Sometimes a guy who dresses badly is kind of sexy. Not really badly and messy - just oddly dressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2491914)





Date: April 5th, 2005 5:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tanning salon

Haha. Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2491963)





Date: April 5th, 2005 5:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tanning salon

I mean, I wasn't obsessed, but some girls asked me before my birthday what sort of musi i like, and I said the Beach Boys just popped out of my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2492083)





Date: April 5th, 2005 5:41 PM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

yeah, that phrase made no sense, right? Was it a spoonerism? What do people usually say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2492127)





Date: April 5th, 2005 8:15 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

yes, it seems so. Besides you that is, and I love you for it.

edit: and here on xoxo, newbie, we don't "talk." We "post."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2493252)





Date: April 5th, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: Excitant zombie-like stage shitlib

I am a greater writer than all of you combined into one writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2493273)





Date: April 5th, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

You disappear when I pawn you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2493283)





Date: April 5th, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

My gay friends would die before calling someone honey without the correct measure of irony, which you don't have.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2493289)





Date: April 5th, 2005 8:21 PM
Author: Excitant zombie-like stage shitlib

Why this thread is for me? Your unfair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2493299)





Date: April 5th, 2005 8:26 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

give it up already. you're full of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2493357)





Date: April 7th, 2005 9:02 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

I'm actually more of a flat-ass-floppy-gut girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2511119)





Date: April 8th, 2005 3:53 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

If it were a bat, then I'm sure it knows what it's doing. It wouldn't have hit you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2516395)





Date: April 8th, 2005 4:15 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

There was that thing with herr teacher and the ring after, and the confrontation with her father about her mother and then Shelley, and all sorts of crap. The death was around the middle of the movie. The ending was when the boys' mother gave her the ring, I think. I don't remember exactly, but the singing asn't the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2516566)





Date: April 9th, 2005 12:13 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

you stupid loser. You're attacking my typos now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2520050)





Date: April 9th, 2005 12:17 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

unintelligibility?

nice word choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2520070)





Date: April 9th, 2005 12:24 AM
Author: Swashbuckling tanning salon

LOL. I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2520112)





Date: April 9th, 2005 5:57 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

I like them. Ilike you, too, Fuckles!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2523297)





Date: April 9th, 2005 6:06 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

I think it only works if the poster in question ever says something even remotely interesting. In the whole time I've been on xoxo, the first failed thread is the one dedicated to you.

Well, I'll keep trying. Maybe people will catch on to you, though I doubt it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2523347)





Date: April 9th, 2005 8:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tanning salon

You're mistaking that for me. To *you*.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2524131)





Date: April 11th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

I was releasing information that was contrary the information that I released as aurasham. I chose the moniker "DoctorSwishy" as an homage to "doctor tushy." Doctor Swishy was a nineteen year old male who picked up a girl at a Model UN conference; she then proceeded to fuck his roommate while he was getting her a mocha frappucino at Starbucks. However, for convenience, the two accounts are in the process of being merged - both monikers will reflect identical data, borrowing an equal number of characteristics from both the original DoctorSwishy and the original aurasham. They are both Jewish, like the original plucot; I sign in as plucot when I want to talk trash. (However people are telling me plucot was not Jewish, so I may amend this)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2536270)





Date: April 11th, 2005 5:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tanning salon

Jesus, what a mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2536499)





Date: April 11th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

But when you ask "am I worse" the assumption is that I'm "bad."

I'm hurt, and I'm now rescinding all previous expressions of agreement and grudging respect. So there.

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2538905)





Date: April 13th, 2005 10:38 AM
Author: Multi-colored awkward gaping shrine

I just realized that this thread is about me. The last few are quotes from me. Why didn't anyone tell me earlier? Fucktards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2549073)





Date: September 11th, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: big flatulent address jap

i don't really like "bald guys" as much as i like guys who have "lost their hair".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3798569)





Date: April 15th, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Bearded nibblets

I'll take the absolute value. See ya around douchebag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2567169)





Date: April 15th, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tanning salon

That was quite a little nugget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2567202)





Date: April 15th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

ree-er!

catty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2567863)





Date: April 16th, 2005 6:36 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

non sequitur. You're still a self important fuck.

I forgive you though. I rather, I don't care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2571531)





Date: April 16th, 2005 6:38 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

huh? why are you posting that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2571549)





Date: April 16th, 2005 7:48 PM
Author: Bearded nibblets

When she used the term, "shouldn't," she is indicating that she is expressing her opinion on the matter. Thus, she is saying she doesn't BELIEVE she should have to defend her taste in movie. In addition, by responding to someone judging her tastes in movies, she is passing the blame to the person criticizing her. If she really believed that she shoudn't defend herself, rather than that other people shouldn't criticize her taste, then she wouldn't have responded at all. Therefore, given the surrounding circumstances, she doesn't believe people should criticize her taste in movies, yet she is disappointed in people for their tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2572004)





Date: April 16th, 2005 8:49 PM
Author: offensive rambunctious whorehouse rigor

So now you're saying Popetard is plucot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2572466)





Date: April 16th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

It's just funny that you're actually keeping the grudge. When I post on to xoxo, I don't remember who said dumb things the last time I was here; I start fresh. We went at it quite a bit the other day, but I'm not still posting on here insulting you for it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2572484)





Date: April 16th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

It's just funny that you're actually keeping the grudge. When I post on to xoxo, I don't remember who said dumb things the last time I was here; I start fresh. We went at it quite a bit the other day, but I'm not still posting on here insulting you for it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2572456)





Date: April 16th, 2005 11:54 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

yeah, you and your gang have a boycott going, I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2573892)





Date: April 16th, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

a quick google search tell me that it's an issue when you're translating apiece of literature:

"Linguistic parallels are frequently sought between unrelated languages. For example, Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek were all spoken by Palestinian Jews at the turn of the era and connections between these groups are often sought across the language barrier."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2573902)





Date: April 16th, 2005 11:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tanning salon

So what; you're saying I speak as if in a different language or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2573915)





Date: April 17th, 2005 12:00 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

You are such an egotistical fucktard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2573924)





Date: April 17th, 2005 12:52 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

You're still self important. And you're still bitter. And you're wrong; I get respect from a lot of people.

And to tell the truth, I have no idea whether you do too in real life; a lot of morons are well respected, and it's perfectly possible that you're one of them. And a lot of people do hate me. But the fact remains thatI don't hate myself nearly as much as you hate yourself. You drip of resentment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2576803)





Date: April 17th, 2005 1:01 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

ad hom. Fine, I annoy you. I believe it, and I don't give a fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2576839)





Date: April 17th, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Oh, I types out the thread wrong. I meant to say "with" the service industry. Oh well; these stories work too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2577024)





Date: April 17th, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: chest-beating thriller volcanic crater

Her final note to me in that thread is brilliant for its errors and inanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2577062)





Date: April 18th, 2005 12:40 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Kids like to play with themselves; belly buttons, toenails. If you touched yourself when you were three, then it was probably pretty innocent.

I didn't start until I was 21. I was satified with everything my boyfriends were doing until then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2582123)





Date: April 18th, 2005 12:41 AM
Author: Laughsome Citrine Resort

wheres the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2582132)





Date: April 18th, 2005 12:41 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

yes. I start out on my back, oil my nipples with Crabtree and Evelyn Aloe Jojoba Massage oil, and work them for about three minutes. I stop every few seconds and start again with a different movement of varying intensity. Usually I get wet this way, though I sometimes supplement it with more massage oil. I start out on both sides of my clit with two knuckles. If it starts to come too quickly, I slow down and go back to my nipples. Then I go back, and justas it starts to arrive, I arch my back and throw my neck back; it pushes the orgasm into fruition.

What's your routine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2582135)





Date: April 18th, 2005 12:45 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=166996&mc=30&forum_id=2#2576906

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2582173)





Date: April 18th, 2005 12:50 AM
Author: Laughsome Citrine Resort

Wow. Just wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2582221)





Date: April 18th, 2005 12:51 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Her best work to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2582228)





Date: April 18th, 2005 6:03 AM
Author: chest-beating thriller volcanic crater

Date: April 17th, 2005 1:13 PM

Author: DoctorSwishy (aurasham@yahoo.com)

you're right; my behavior on this thread was in mean spirit. But it was a mimic of the kind of conversations I've had with crapturds previously, except reversed.

I would get ad hom on your ass too, except I've never noticed you before. Whatever; I'm normally full of love. Crapturd's anger hits a peeve of mine, I guess. He's like a lot of guys I know.

----------------------

'a mimic'? 'Whatever;'? 'hits a peeve of mine,'?

Wow. Fucking wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2583815)





Date: April 18th, 2005 8:44 AM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

Don't make me get ad hom on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2583892)





Date: April 18th, 2005 8:47 AM
Author: chest-beating thriller volcanic crater

Those sorts of maelestromisms hit a pet peeve of mine own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2583896)





Date: April 19th, 2005 10:39 PM
Author: twinkling theatre

And try the "How can I say no to that request? Let me give it a shot: No." line in front of a judge sometime, lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2595652)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

hey Rosie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2614490)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 9:55 PM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

He has the right idea. Shut your stupid trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2614510)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Who gives a fuck? Learn how to be coherent. Whatthe fuck does "driving around in that there lexus mini suv thing" mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2614553)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 10:04 PM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

I've been busy working for a living. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2614576)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 10:09 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Really? Couldn't find a better word than "stupid" in all your years sitting around, flipping through romance novels, and pretending to be smart at that state school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2614591)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:07 PM
Author: Bearded nibblets

I;ve met morons like you. I chronically lose pens; I often sometimes few minutes. You're the dick that says "I have one, but I won't give it to you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625363)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:09 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625375)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:16 PM
Author: Bearded nibblets

You'd enjoy Micronesia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625407)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:12 PM
Author: chest-beating thriller volcanic crater

no.... i talk nothing like that.... you've slandered me.... you must be a racialist that i;ve heard about...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625384)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:12 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625387)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:16 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

Seriously, second to that NavinJohnson poster, you are the dumberest poster on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625405)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:17 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

here comes your posse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625408)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:20 PM
Author: Multi-colored awkward gaping shrine

you guy arre so fucking immature

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625424)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:23 PM
Author: chest-beating thriller volcanic crater

tottally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625439)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored awkward gaping shrine

shut the hell up you windbagh. you probably listen to ricky martin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625448)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tanning salon

It's almost too good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625452)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:59 PM
Author: Bearded nibblets

It says quite abit about you fucktards that you don't have anything beetter to do than sit around and try to pwn3d me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625644)





Date: April 24th, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood Buck-toothed Internal Respiration

I used to liked you. You remember me fried chitlin. Now I do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625782)





Date: April 24th, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

I think the power I have over you is the one thing whoch keeps bringing me back here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2626989)





Date: April 28th, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

it is funny you don't care so much, yet you care so much that you don't care.

also, fwiw, i was just adding that to point out i wasn't some weirdo freak, but that i have qualities that seem matchable so i wouldn't get a barrage of insults. like "that is b/c you are a self-centered bitch and a whore". that plan failed.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2647331)





Date: April 28th, 2005 2:31 PM
Author: mildly autistic provocative casino

Didn't I tell you that I gave my aurasham password out too? I post under this name now, and even the password for this is out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2649279)





Date: April 28th, 2005 2:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tanning salon

Horrible mistake. You must preserve you inanity for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2649295)





Date: April 28th, 2005 2:35 PM
Author: mildly autistic provocative casino

It's sort of sad that you guys can't keep your people straight. I'm now getting credit for every single dumb thing that ever been said here. You guys don't know my posting style as well as you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2649313)





Date: April 28th, 2005 2:34 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

If true, you have only yourself to blame for being viewed as stupid, which is itself stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2649307)





Date: April 28th, 2005 2:38 PM
Author: mildly autistic provocative casino

you guys are priceless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2649336)





Date: April 30th, 2005 3:03 AM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

omg i made a typo call a press conference!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2663199)





Date: April 30th, 2005 3:09 AM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

do what call me plucot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2663225)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

what is it supposed to mean do you know because i dont

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676933)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:39 AM
Author: Fragrant Learning Disabled Friendly Grandma Spot

and the point of you posting what i write here is what exactly. this accomplishes nothing because its the wrong person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676950)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:39 AM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

and the point of you posting what i write here is what exactly. this accomplishes nothing because its the wrong person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676952)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:40 AM
Author: Swashbuckling tanning salon

Ahahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676957)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: Fragrant Learning Disabled Friendly Grandma Spot

If you find me sexually attractive, just go ahead and say it. Enough of this foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676959)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: Fragrant Learning Disabled Friendly Grandma Spot

"you're"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676963)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling tanning salon

LOL. Way to indisputably blow your cover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676965)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:43 AM
Author: Fragrant Learning Disabled Friendly Grandma Spot

LOL. way to make no sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676971)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: Fragrant Learning Disabled Friendly Grandma Spot

You know you love me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676964)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:42 AM
Author: Fragrant Learning Disabled Friendly Grandma Spot

Plucot is an annoying name as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676967)





Date: May 3rd, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: Bearded nibblets

Don't say you want me to build up trust, and mabey the last

time against you. please work out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2688722)





Date: May 3rd, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tanning salon

It can't be real...can it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2688730)





Date: May 3rd, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored awkward gaping shrine

I like a good laugh more than anything but this is beyond obvious. im not going to put my line where it shouldnt go. OK, I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2688733)





Date: May 5th, 2005 8:07 PM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

Date: May 5th, 2005 8:03 PM

Author: baby rhino (aka aurasham aka plucot aka DoctorSwishy)

Subject: I feel comfortable enough with xoxo to finally say

yeah, I am bisexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2709142)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

God, you're an idiot. You have no eye for sarcasm.

And I never actually said it. Everything has to be fucking explained to you. You're retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751411)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:42 PM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

Okay, reread your post and tell me again that I'm the one that's crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751458)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:44 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

I;ve met morons like you. I chronically lose pens; I often sometimes few minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751486)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:46 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

I often sometimes pawn shackleton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751503)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:46 PM
Author: Primrose magical space toaster

hey, that was the fake aurasham. That whole thread was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751515)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:47 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

The Julia Defense just doesnt cut the mustard around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751532)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:48 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Sure it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751535)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:49 PM
Author: Primrose magical space toaster

You should know, though. Because just before that thread, you asked me why I changed my username. I told you that someone figured out my obvious password ("plucot"). And the thread you are now quoting came after that.

edit: actually, a good part of the latter section of this thread isn't me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751552)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:51 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

To be fair though, this thread is up to 181 posts at this moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751578)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:53 PM
Author: Primrose magical space toaster
Subject: note to the fans

But the whole beginning is just parodies of me. There is much in the middle which consists of actual quotes by me, which I enjoyed a great deal. But the bulk of this thread is made up of either parodies or fake aurasham quotes. HTH.

Anyway, quote on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751606)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:52 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

I recall you saying that someone had figured out your "obvious" password, but you didn't give it out then and there.

Those posts have the conspicuous mark of plucotian retardation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751590)





Date: May 11th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac corn cake

hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2752379)





Date: May 11th, 2005 1:17 AM
Author: exhilarant gay kitchen useless brakes

PWN3D!!!

PWN3D!!!

PWN3D!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2752386)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:08 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Why can't you fucking pieces of shit learn the subjunctive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759425)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:09 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

I posted that under my new account that has a secure password. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759432)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:10 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Everything I've said up until now was written by someone else. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759447)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:13 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

It's probably just rachmiel screwiing around with my account. You know, jealous that I changed ny name to sound like rach. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759473)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Primrose magical space toaster

Now that's completely made up, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759478)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

Thank you for contributing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759485)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: Primrose magical space toaster

who? huh? where? what? Navin R is often sometimes easily the stupidest poster on Hurrah mrogues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759495)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:20 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

God your dense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759513)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:20 PM
Author: Primrose magical space toaster

"you're"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759519)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:21 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Ad hom. Non seq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759525)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:21 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

Asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759528)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:21 PM
Author: Primrose magical space toaster

Hey, don't you go getting all ad hom on my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759530)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:21 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

God you are dense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759527)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:22 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

You realize this is precisely the problem people have with you, right? You are incapable of filling in the blanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759535)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:23 PM
Author: Primrose magical space toaster

I have an honest question for you guys. Will you answer honestly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759536)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:23 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

I just might

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759539)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:24 PM
Author: Primrose magical space toaster

Don't believe you. Nevermind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759546)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

If your query is sincere, I will answer sincerely in return.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759555)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:27 PM
Author: Primrose magical space toaster

Okay. When I'm being sarcastic, can you guys honestly not tell? Or do you pretend to think I'm serious so you can make fun of me?

I ask this because even IRL, people have trouble deciding if I'm being sarcastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759566)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:32 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

If you are misread at times, this is probably a boy who cried wolf scenario. Maybe you were having trouble adapting to the board at first or something [*bites tongue*], but you said a lot of stupid shit for quite awhile. So, when posters read your post and it could be construed either way, they are inclined to go occam's razor and rely on past experience.

This should be very different from off the board though. Usually facial expresion and tone of voice can convey sarcasm. I am not sure how you change this on here. Posters know I am habitually sarcastic so they dont take anything I say seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759597)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:36 PM
Author: Primrose magical space toaster

I maintain that I have never said anything stupid, even in the beginning. HTH.

And thanks for your honest response.

My mom just made me coconut chutney. I'm gonna go. Good night, lover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759626)





Date: May 12th, 2005 10:05 PM
Author: chest-beating thriller volcanic crater

Talk about an unsupportable claim:

I maintain that I have never said anything stupid, even in the beginning. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2768756)





Date: May 12th, 2005 10:04 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

I'm the most loved person on this board. HTH.

You're an idiot, and not even an entertaining one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2768745)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:18 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

the dog thing isn't irrational. Dogs respond to their owners prejudices. If you ever walk anywhere with a dark skinned man, dogs will bark at both of you even when the owner seems fine. Dogs are sensitive to discomfort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2769651)





Date: May 17th, 2005 11:43 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

you're a fucking moron. Stop pretending that you don't understand. You're too dumb to even play dumb. Unbelievable. I'm done with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2809897)





Date: May 28th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Silver round eye windowlicker

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2879712)





Date: June 9th, 2005 1:06 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness
Subject: I think plucot smokes lots of weed. Lots.

Date: June 9th, 2005 12:25 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

Date: June 9th, 2005 12:14 PM

Author: radish07

anyone know what "holla back girl" means?

-----------------------------------------------------------

Date: June 9th, 2005 12:16 PM

Author: beanie boy

During sex if the dude hollas, she won't holla back. Quiet in the sack. I have a tough time believing it for Gwen Stefani.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968519)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 12:19 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

She said she isn't one, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968546)

________________________________________________________

Ah, the quintessential plucot post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968600)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 12:49 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

I thought you had trouble believing it becuse Gwen is white. Whatever. You're still an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968760)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 12:52 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

"I thought *you* had trouble believing it becuse Gwen is white."

Umm...the above was my first post of the thread. But I suppose you are right, I must be the idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968778)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 12:56 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

Who the fuck cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968796)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 1:00 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

Who the fuck cares about what? Lucid, logically-connected discourse? I suppose you don't. I tend to favor it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968829)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 1:01 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

First of all, you're not making any sense. But this conversation is over; I have to catch a 1:09 bus.

See ya loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968835)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 1:02 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968849)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2968884)





Date: June 11th, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: Crystalline Contagious Reading Party National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2987698)





Date: June 11th, 2005 5:51 PM
Author: twinkling theatre

no wonder the best school you got into was boalt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2987706)





Date: June 12th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

Right, I was being hyperbolic. But I was trying to give you a sense of what you did by offering an extreme example.

You don't seem bright enough to get it, though.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&mc=37&forum_id=2#2997260

[I will just leave you all with this to do with what you like]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2997425)





Date: June 20th, 2005 11:01 PM
Author: Laughsome Citrine Resort

This might be my new favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3069248)





Date: June 14th, 2005 1:19 PM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

Are you trying to get built and ripped for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3011031)





Date: June 14th, 2005 1:25 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

So that what you meant by "Patience my pet, your time will soon come." Interesting. Later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3011056)





Date: June 14th, 2005 1:26 PM
Author: talented corner

Hey, I knew you guys were useless piees of shit, but I didn't think it would happen so quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3011060)





Date: June 14th, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

I'm not asking for an argument. I'm asking for a single author. You're the one who can't seem to understand what an argument is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3011075)





Date: June 14th, 2005 1:32 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Two words: Professional Football Hall of Fame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3011095)





Date: June 14th, 2005 1:33 PM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

What exactly do you mean by "lost it." You mean distracted, or more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3011109)





Date: June 15th, 2005 9:48 AM
Author: talented corner

Can't you fucking read? Not less forward visibility. Less side visibilty. Forward is the ONLY direction you can see in.

Do you have any concept of angles?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3018707)





Date: June 20th, 2005 10:55 PM
Author: Laughsome Citrine Resort

Date: April 17th, 2005 1:13 PM

Author: DoctorSwishy (aurasham@yahoo.com)

you're right; my behavior on this thread was in mean spirit. But it was a mimic of the kind of conversations I've had with crapturds previously, except reversed.

I would get ad hom on your ass too, except I've never noticed you before. Whatever; I'm normally full of love. Crapturd's anger hits a peeve of mine, I guess. He's like a lot of guys I know.

------------------------

Still Genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3069156)





Date: June 20th, 2005 10:58 PM
Author: Laughsome Citrine Resort

Date: June 9th, 2005 1:06 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

Subject: I think plucot smokes lots of weed. Lots.

Date: June 9th, 2005 12:25 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

Date: June 9th, 2005 12:14 PM

Author: radish07

anyone know what "holla back girl" means?

-----------------------------------------------------------

Date: June 9th, 2005 12:16 PM

Author: beanie boy

During sex if the dude hollas, she won't holla back. Quiet in the sack. I have a tough time believing it for Gwen Stefani.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968519)

---------------------------------------------------------

Date: June 9th, 2005 12:19 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

She said she isn't one, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968546)

________________________________________________________

Ah, the quintessential plucot post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968600)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 12:49 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

I thought you had trouble believing it becuse Gwen is white. Whatever. You're still an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968760)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 12:52 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

"I thought *you* had trouble believing it becuse Gwen is white."

Umm...the above was my first post of the thread. But I suppose you are right, I must be the idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968778)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 12:56 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

Who the fuck cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968796)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 1:00 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

Who the fuck cares about what? Lucid, logically-connected discourse? I suppose you don't. I tend to favor it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968829)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 1:01 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

First of all, you're not making any sense. But this conversation is over; I have to catch a 1:09 bus.

See ya loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968835)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 1:02 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968849)

So incredible. I love the "1:09 bus" comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3069212)





Date: June 27th, 2005 5:22 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

WHO WANTS TO SEE MY TITS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3126529)





Date: June 27th, 2005 5:23 PM
Author: up-to-no-good theater stage ratface

Why are you being an asshole again? I thought you would stop. You're unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3126539)





Date: July 17th, 2005 11:34 AM
Author: talented corner

I'm really disappointed; every day on this site a new poster reveals himself to be a jerk and starts attacking me for no reason. I don't usually get that affected by the jerks here, but your meanness has really ruined my mood. Thanks a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3321362)





Date: August 9th, 2005 1:36 AM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

If you think that a good portion of the people possessing vaginas in this country aren't "feminine," maybe you have to rethink your definition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3537650)





Date: September 3rd, 2005 3:04 PM
Author: Laughsome Citrine Resort

Still glorious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3736722)





Date: September 11th, 2005 5:49 PM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

I mean, I may have said something a long time ago if you goaded me or something, but I don't remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3798528)





Date: September 11th, 2005 5:49 PM
Author: up-to-no-good theater stage ratface

I *love* this thread. I miss being plucot :(.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3798535)





Date: September 17th, 2005 2:22 AM
Author: Laughsome Citrine Resort

Dont you have a 1:09 bus to catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3841719)





Date: September 17th, 2005 2:17 AM
Author: cowardly angry menage

an oldie but goodie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3841701)





Date: September 18th, 2005 2:36 AM
Author: Silver round eye windowlicker

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3848454)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:26 PM
Author: Spectacular electric furnace juggernaut

cant you not come up with anything not ad hom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902498)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:27 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

here's a little post hoc, ergo propter hoc in your face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902507)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:32 PM
Author: up-to-no-good theater stage ratface

you never talk to me anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902544)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz pisswyrm

sorry, but i think that a history of posts showing the mental midgetry of someone is directly relevant to how seriously their posts can be taken.

I've never even read this, but I just noticed that it took her over a month to realize people were even making fun of her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902546)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:34 PM
Author: up-to-no-good theater stage ratface

only latter few are actual posts of mine - all the beginning ones are made up for humor.

And the reason I didn't show up is because I wasn't on the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902558)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:35 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Uh, yes you were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902570)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:37 PM
Author: up-to-no-good theater stage ratface

How do you know?

Why aren't I on this thread until much later, then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902588)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Because I distinctly remember creating this thread to ridicule you during your first life cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902622)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:47 PM
Author: up-to-no-good theater stage ratface

but maybe I wasn't on the board when the thread was started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902686)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:29 PM
Author: rusted lay

It seems to me that the people who have unrealistic, high expectations are probably the dumbest ones, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902515)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:30 PM
Author: up-to-no-good theater stage ratface

what's wrong with this post?

besides, you were on my side in thatthread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902532)





Date: October 1st, 2005 1:22 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

Can you think of a reason why a morgue would try to save money? What the fuck?!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3946132)





Date: October 1st, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: up-to-no-good theater stage ratface

thank you. This is exactly what I expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3946172)





Date: October 1st, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

That's not the convention. If I say "I'd like to take you out to [blank]," then I'm supposed to pay. If I say "You wanna go [blank]," then it's up the air who pays. Unless you're specifically *taking* someone out, there are no rules for paying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3949304)





Date: October 4th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Domesticated center twinkling uncleanness

Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

Is this thread serious?

Are you talking about losing fat and muscle? YOU BURN IT. IT'S ENERGY. You lose stuff like water weight in other ways, but it's not significant.

Holy fuck, am I on crack?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271224&forum_id=2#3957972)

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Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM

Author: grand master fjackie

My body is not a nuclear reactor, therefore I experience conservation of mass. Where do the products of the burning process go mainly? Pee, poop, breath?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271224&forum_id=2#3957986)

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Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:28 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

If you guys are just teasing me I'll feel like an idiot.

The energy goes into getting stuff done - moving, growing, thinking, digesting. Like fuel for a car. It's used up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271224&forum_id=2#3958022)

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Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:29 PM

Author: grand master fjackie

If you could collect all the exhaust from the back of the car, it would equal in mass the gasoline you put in the tank, plus the mass of the air intake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271224&forum_id=2#3958050)

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Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:30 PM

Author: Curt Cobains Splattered Brain

correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271224&forum_id=2#3958072)

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Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:33 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

Have you ever studied a chemical process? The byproducts aren't part of the main reaction!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271224&forum_id=2#3958114)

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Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:34 PM

Author: Curt Cobains Splattered Brain

any chemical reaction has zero change in mass from one state to another. the only reactions that actually consume mass are nuclear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271224&forum_id=2#3958139)

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Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:37 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

"any chemical reaction has zero change in mass from one state to another."

Yes, but the byproducts differ from the end products.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3975903)





Date: October 9th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Coiffed Mewling Sanctuary

hly shit, 1fucking80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8745693)





Date: October 5th, 2005 11:57 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

If I haven't heard of it, it's obvious I haven't heard it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3983915)





Date: October 5th, 2005 11:57 PM
Author: up-to-no-good theater stage ratface

You know, I edited within five seconds. No fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3983924)





Date: October 5th, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

It doesn't really matter. Anything we put in this thread is funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3983941)





Date: October 6th, 2005 12:00 AM
Author: up-to-no-good theater stage ratface

Not anymore. No one else is into it. I think you should pull a Seinfeld and walk out on a high note. Leave the thread as it is - magical - before it starts to fester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3983965)





Date: November 26th, 2005 10:17 PM
Author: bateful carnelian nursing home masturbator

These are mocking rasquach soundbites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#4390380)





Date: December 11th, 2005 12:32 AM
Author: Laughsome Citrine Resort

Memories...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#4524733)





Date: December 19th, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: curious zippy kitty trump supporter

A bunch of bitter mean little boys = a train moving at unstoppable momentum?

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#4607222)





Date: December 19th, 2005 11:13 AM
Author: Supple Hunting Ground Travel Guidebook

My tits boycott Kleenex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#4607307)





Date: December 21st, 2005 6:40 PM
Author: Laughsome Citrine Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#4632965)





Date: February 8th, 2006 8:02 PM
Author: Drab insanely creepy temple

plucot has risen again and now goes by intp.

"no the point is to actually spread the ideas/blog. xoxo i just posted a link to promote b/c i knew a lot of ppl would click."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#5032291)





Date: June 5th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: poppy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#5914090)





Date: June 6th, 2006 10:58 AM
Author: poppy library

I couldn't sound retarded enough to pull this off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#5921670)





Date: June 6th, 2006 10:59 AM
Author: up-to-no-good theater stage ratface

bitter over the fact that I called you out? Very transparent, honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#5921678)





Date: June 6th, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: poppy library

You retarded fungally challenged fuckwit, you tried to call me out, but you're too fucking retarded and narrow-minded to see how you're wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#5921682)





Date: June 15th, 2006 1:02 PM
Author: Adulterous Self-absorbed Locus Yarmulke

huh? I remember a thread where you talked about being the kind of pussy sucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#5992777)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:12 AM
Author: Adulterous Self-absorbed Locus Yarmulke

this is my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6264835)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:58 PM
Author: Adulterous Self-absorbed Locus Yarmulke

still my favorite actual quote. i dont understand it at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6574010)





Date: September 26th, 2006 11:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac corn cake

hahhaa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6682956)





Date: June 15th, 2006 1:08 PM
Author: Adulterous Self-absorbed Locus Yarmulke

Okay... so... the guy did not just called me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#5992811)





Date: June 17th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion university hissy fit

*scratches head*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6010779)





Date: June 17th, 2006 11:47 PM
Author: glittery crawly idiot

i dont get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6010868)





Date: June 17th, 2006 11:51 PM
Author: Impertinent aggressive hell

meh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6010897)





Date: June 17th, 2006 11:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion university hissy fit

i almost got laid tonight, you know.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6010910)





Date: June 19th, 2006 4:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion university hissy fit

*scratches head again for Crapturd's asshole thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6021308)





Date: June 27th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: khaki boyish point sweet tailpipe

So many Down's Syndrome patients are so spoiled though! I remember once when I volunteered at the Special Olympics and I le3aned over and some Down's Sydrom patient grabbed my ass. He totally knew what he was doing. But his mom just laughed and said "aw, alex . . ." wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6089434)





Date: August 23rd, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: burgundy mentally impaired locale nowag

stupid whore BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6490590)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:49 PM
Author: exciting parlor love of her life

what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!?

As soon as ou asnwer, I'm going to try again to fall asleep. I have a 9am class.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6573976)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:51 PM
Author: Razzle senate digit ratio

maybe it only makes sense out of context, but this doesn't seem too bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6573985)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:52 PM
Author: exciting parlor love of her life

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127571

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6573991)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:52 PM
Author: up-to-no-good theater stage ratface

this seems interesting. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6573992)





Date: October 29th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: Big-titted Old Irish Cottage Jew

And where has this thread been, annoying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6883668)





Date: October 29th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion university hissy fit

appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6883677)





Date: November 19th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion university hissy fit

twice as many people, though the total population is more than twice America's. The fact that a smaller percentage drives is irrelevant - nearly everyone takes autos or rickshaws, so they're part of road traffic as well. Plus, in India theyr'e less likely to get medical care. Overall, as far as fatalities are concerned, they're better.

They're up there wrt smaller, "fender bender" type acidents though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7029513)





Date: November 29th, 2006 9:44 AM
Author: Adulterous Self-absorbed Locus Yarmulke

Lots of information packed into very few sentences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7093068)





Date: November 29th, 2006 9:43 AM
Author: Adulterous Self-absorbed Locus Yarmulke

Evan, you like more more than any poster here (does). Give it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7093064)





Date: December 19th, 2006 4:03 PM
Author: Ocher Irradiated House Half-breed

chalk cakes make my mouth hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7259307)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: Comical business firm background story

former president of irasq = plucot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7342758)





Date: January 7th, 2007 11:31 AM
Author: Laughsome Citrine Resort

Mmmm-hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7367680)





Date: March 17th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: stimulating aquamarine gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7768263)





Date: March 20th, 2007 7:05 PM
Author: Onyx Electric Athletic Conference Community Account

they're not going to serve you without any or much money, regardless of how easy it is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7786011)





Date: April 6th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: Bearded nibblets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=608856&mc=4&forum_id=2#7886684

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7886698)





Date: April 6th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: self-centered bawdyhouse lettuce

I'm still laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7886725)





Date: April 6th, 2007 7:33 PM
Author: Bearded nibblets

I, that's why I made fun of you for being "quick" there. It was obvious I'm rasquach, especially given the fact that it's the same account and I reminded it to youmore tan two and a half hours ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7886736)





Date: April 6th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: self-centered bawdyhouse lettuce

Me no read thread response eat tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7886752)





Date: April 14th, 2007 12:31 PM
Author: clear marvelous trailer park boiling water

300! :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7930259)





Date: June 20th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion university hissy fit

you're pointing to the facts of the world which may or not be fortunate according to your politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8278068)





Date: June 27th, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion university hissy fit

Man, the other day I as on the elliptical just watching the beautiful body of this guy on a bike in front of me. Perfect ass, perfect back, etc.

And then he got off and it was like a 14 year old kid! I almost killed myself.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8308281)





Date: June 27th, 2007 7:06 PM
Author: pink racy idea he suggested

Mem'ries lightthecornersofmymiiiiind. Misty, water-colored mem'riiiiies...of the waaaay we were...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8308567)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: tan bull headed really tough guy

That was the joke. That it's the same moniker. You guys are idiots.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317199)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:33 PM
Author: dashing honey-headed doctorate

Goodnight, xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317258)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:33 PM
Author: dashing honey-headed doctorate

ok, NOW goodnight xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317261)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:34 PM
Author: dashing honey-headed doctorate

1 second, ok, done, goodnight xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317262)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:34 PM
Author: dashing honey-headed doctorate

back, now leaving, goodnight this time for real xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317264)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:34 PM
Author: dashing honey-headed doctorate

going to sleep, goodnight everyone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317267)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:35 PM
Author: dashing honey-headed doctorate

*new thread* goodnight xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317271)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:35 PM
Author: dashing honey-headed doctorate

*50 responses later* ok, going to bed, cya!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317274)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:35 PM
Author: dashing honey-headed doctorate

*new thread* goodnight XOXO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317276)





Date: July 17th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: Floppy beta fortuitous meteor dysfunction

if the idiot turned to me one day sobbing and said "you know, it really hurts my feelings when you wear red shoes on Tuesday," yes, I would think he's batshit.

But I would also stop wearing red on Tuesdays. Because it makes no difference to me and it does to him.

So men, is there a reason you do stupid shit that upsets people for no particular reason?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8399650)





Date: July 17th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: Jet base wrinkle

I was actually surprised this wasn't posted her to start with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8399655)





Date: August 3rd, 2007 2:27 PM
Author: curious zippy kitty trump supporter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=667176&forum_id=2#8467420)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8467772)





Date: September 19th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion university hissy fit

you tried to correct me and was wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8661175)





Date: October 9th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: galvanic pit dopamine

1 FUCKING 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8745690)





Date: October 9th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: Laughsome Citrine Resort

MEMORIES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8745676)





Date: October 9th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: heady gold forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8748224)





Date: May 5th, 2008 10:42 PM
Author: Unhinged indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#9739957)





Date: May 5th, 2008 10:44 PM
Author: Bearded nibblets

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#9739964)