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plum site sneaky criminal
  03/04/05
This would have been a good thread if the title was "Ye...
Mentally impaired pisswyrm
  03/04/05
tophat egg runner, sister
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/04/05
dictionary.com
Black swashbuckling parlor
  03/04/05
right, and I'm going to Prague for Arbor Day, Mister Uzi
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/04/05
You too, huh. Just stop it.
Black swashbuckling parlor
  03/04/05
shut your trap crab legs
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/04/05
Why you? Fuck this, I would have expected more, from seriou...
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  03/04/05
i do pilates, David Foster Wallace, mi casa!
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/04/05
Mom, I have genital worts.
costumed orange coldplay fan goal in life
  03/08/05
YOU DUMBASS!
Avocado Circlehead
  03/04/05
not a complete sentence. What the fuck is wrong with you? ...
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/04/05
White Americans merry go round the whitest marriage
frisky heady school
  03/04/05
PLUCOT, NOT MCD. HTH
passionate white lay messiness
  03/04/05
banjo banjo cranberry can
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/04/05
?
passionate white lay messiness
  03/04/05
i'm stupider than jurseratchet
Clear hyperactive mediation incel
  03/04/05
The humor of this thread lies in its being parody and yet no...
bateful ladyboy locus
  03/04/05
Huh? You making no sense. What parody? I am tiring of a...
chestnut cerebral theater stage gaming laptop
  03/04/05
Blink idiot! You're stupid grapenuts.
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/04/05
FUCKING AWESOME. Best thread in a long time.
Concupiscible aquamarine temple
  03/04/05
window frame dog purple monkey dishwasher.
Vermilion nighttime therapy black woman
  03/04/05
now they're going to get it. especially for that "purp...
ruby market
  09/25/05
Smokey restroom does to platapus with Bob Villa and egg nog.
burgundy gay wizard
  03/04/05
Stupid jackrabbit. Genghis Khan brushed my dog with a dead-...
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/04/05
Hi.
Ebony Tanning Salon New Version
  03/04/05
Can't you read Cornelius? You're not welcomed here, Digger ...
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/04/05
I feel so alone.
Ebony Tanning Salon New Version
  03/04/05
race my Mentos
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/04/05
don't you understand that industrial selving comatosed the s...
burgundy gay wizard
  03/04/05
beltran's hat eats chocolate monkey shoes.
Vermilion nighttime therapy black woman
  03/04/05
My face hurts.
Ebony Tanning Salon New Version
  03/04/05
You're not as good at this.
lemon sandwich
  03/10/05
go fuck yourself.
Vermilion nighttime therapy black woman
  04/13/05
Well, flap my jacks!
Black swashbuckling parlor
  03/04/05
Don't you read English? Davy Crockett Rammstein baited a go...
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/04/05
spanky mcasshat velvet chair
Vermilion nighttime therapy black woman
  03/04/05
crankcase cupcake righty flange nut
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/08/05
Well perhaps not, Mr. Orangutan Pants!
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  03/08/05
very skillful. but I really don't give a fuck.
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/08/05
And will to eternity. The more you say so the more I'l...
Talented Community Account Stead
  03/08/05
Just get a new moniker every time I pwn you.
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/08/05
I molested a goat while in the Peace Corps.
Dead emerald public bath
  03/08/05
Ha! Sure, Ralph.
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/08/05
Yes, Ralph was the goat's name.
Dead emerald public bath
  03/08/05
Why, what is it you think I didn't get?
Drunken Provocative Antidepressant Drug
  03/08/05
hello crapturds!
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/08/05
OMG can none of you do linguistic paralellels?!
Fantasy-prone Submissive Multi-billionaire
  03/08/05
Stupid!
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/08/05
this truly isn't your real moniker
Talented Community Account Stead
  03/08/05
Truly, it is.
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/08/05
child!
Fantasy-prone Submissive Multi-billionaire
  03/08/05
Two bisexual men in Costa Rica once invited me to be in a th...
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/08/05
That's not a threesome idiot that's a foursome.
chestnut cerebral theater stage gaming laptop
  03/08/05
hilarious
Razzle-dazzle sadistic pocket flask stage
  10/10/06
way to steal my thunder
indigo self-absorbed heaven useless brakes
  03/08/05
I've never heard the expression "steal my thunder."...
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/08/05
I'm the one they're often trying to land.
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/08/05
Classic, yet unappreciated.
boyish dark church
  03/10/05
nice.
Canary crawly center jap
  02/08/06
That's my point. They didn't come here off of boats. That's ...
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/08/05
A better question: does ideology come after the fact? Do we ...
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/10/05
Nice addition to the plucot annals.
boyish dark church
  03/10/05
I don't do anal! What in god's name are you talking about? ...
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/10/05
Or does it come after the fact?
boyish dark church
  03/10/05
It's all VERY ideological. You wouldn't understand.
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/10/05
Best thread ever. Can't believe I missed it the first time.
cream irradiated state background story
  03/10/05
What's a thread. Stupid chinchilla burger.
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/10/05
Did you mean to say, enchilada?!
chestnut cerebral theater stage gaming laptop
  03/10/05
happy reindeer no more. tell our mothers about his far fetch...
comical lime property toaster
  03/10/05
Ugly dumplings, man.
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/13/05
Everyone just wants a political situation which gets them th...
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/21/05
1. Dave Eggers: SUCKED 2. The guy's body rotted out that ...
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/25/05
Shut up white trash. You can't even think up a good zing.
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/25/05
fucktard. I totally pawn you in real life, as well as here.
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/31/05
God, this thread makes me laugh so hard I want to cry.
cream irradiated state background story
  03/31/05
God you're dumb. This already was a plucot parody thread.
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/31/05
When I buy water, what I'm really buying is the convenience ...
plum site sneaky criminal
  03/31/05
Request: Could you please follow precedent and edit so that ...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/01/05
Why do you guys always pic suck nice pics for her? She's ...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/02/05
What? Who? When? Where? Why? How? Huh? Que?
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  04/02/05
I stone to glop stinetically
Mustard reading party mexican
  04/03/05
I love ruining threads
rusted native stain
  04/03/05
Threading of sniplets, joyedly comes through bang
Mustard reading party mexican
  04/03/05
You're the one who's making up crap about Ezra Pound.
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/05/05
Sometimes a guy who dresses badly is kind of sexy. Not reall...
Trip Cordovan Deer Antler Garrison
  04/05/05
Haha. Excellent.
chocolate kitty party of the first part
  04/05/05
I mean, I wasn't obsessed, but some girls asked me before my...
chocolate kitty party of the first part
  04/05/05
yeah, that phrase made no sense, right? Was it a spoonerism?...
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  04/05/05
yes, it seems so. Besides you that is, and I love you for it...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/05/05
I am a greater writer than all of you combined into one writ...
chestnut cerebral theater stage gaming laptop
  04/05/05
You disappear when I pawn you.
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/05/05
My gay friends would die before calling someone honey withou...
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  04/05/05
Why this thread is for me? Your unfair.
chestnut cerebral theater stage gaming laptop
  04/05/05
give it up already. you're full of it.
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/05/05
I'm actually more of a flat-ass-floppy-gut girl.
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/07/05
If it were a bat, then I'm sure it knows what it's doing. It...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/08/05
There was that thing with herr teacher and the ring after, a...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/08/05
you stupid loser. You're attacking my typos now?
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/09/05
unintelligibility? nice word choice.
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/09/05
LOL. I love this thread.
chocolate kitty party of the first part
  04/09/05
I like them. Ilike you, too, Fuckles!
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/09/05
I think it only works if the poster in question ever says so...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/09/05
You're mistaking that for me. To *you*.
chocolate kitty party of the first part
  04/09/05
I was releasing information that was contrary the informat...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/11/05
Jesus, what a mess.
chocolate kitty party of the first part
  04/11/05
But when you ask "am I worse" the assumption is th...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/11/05
I just realized that this thread is about me. The last few a...
rusted native stain
  04/13/05
i don't really like "bald guys" as much as i like ...
Floppy topaz library hominid
  09/11/05
I'll take the absolute value. See ya around douchebag.
Razzle confused menage giraffe
  04/15/05
That was quite a little nugget.
chocolate kitty party of the first part
  04/15/05
ree-er! catty!
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/15/05
non sequitur. You're still a self important fuck. I forgi...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/16/05
huh? why are you posting that?
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/16/05
When she used the term, "shouldn't," she is indica...
Razzle confused menage giraffe
  04/16/05
So now you're saying Popetard is plucot?
Multi-colored Medicated Sanctuary Dragon
  04/16/05
It's just funny that you're actually keeping the grudge. Whe...
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  04/16/05
It's just funny that you're actually keeping the grudge. Whe...
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  04/16/05
yeah, you and your gang have a boycott going, I see.
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/16/05
a quick google search tell me that it's an issue when you're...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/16/05
So what; you're saying I speak as if in a different language...
chocolate kitty party of the first part
  04/16/05
You are such an egotistical fucktard.
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/17/05
You're still self important. And you're still bitter. And yo...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/17/05
ad hom. Fine, I annoy you. I believe it, and I don't give a ...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/17/05
Oh, I types out the thread wrong. I meant to say "with&...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/17/05
Her final note to me in that thread is brilliant for its err...
razzmatazz crackhouse
  04/17/05
Kids like to play with themselves; belly buttons, toenails. ...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/18/05
wheres the thread
cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address
  04/18/05
yes. I start out on my back, oil my nipples with Crabtree an...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/18/05
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=166996&mc=30...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/18/05
Wow. Just wow.
cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address
  04/18/05
Her best work to date.
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/18/05
Date: April 17th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: DoctorSwishy (aurash...
razzmatazz crackhouse
  04/18/05
Don't make me get ad hom on your ass.
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  04/18/05
Those sorts of maelestromisms hit a pet peeve of mine own.
razzmatazz crackhouse
  04/18/05
And try the "How can I say no to that request? Let me g...
aqua school cafeteria
  04/19/05
hey Rosie.
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/22/05
He has the right idea. Shut your stupid trap.
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  04/22/05
Who gives a fuck? Learn how to be coherent. Whatthe fuck doe...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/22/05
I've been busy working for a living. Sorry.
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  04/22/05
Really? Couldn't find a better word than "stupid" ...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/22/05
I;ve met morons like you. I chronically lose pens; I often s...
Razzle confused menage giraffe
  04/24/05
what?
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/24/05
You'd enjoy Micronesia.
Razzle confused menage giraffe
  04/24/05
no.... i talk nothing like that.... you've slandered me.... ...
razzmatazz crackhouse
  04/24/05
huh?
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  04/24/05
Seriously, second to that NavinJohnson poster, you are the d...
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  04/24/05
here comes your posse
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/24/05
you guy arre so fucking immature
rusted native stain
  04/24/05
tottally.
razzmatazz crackhouse
  04/24/05
shut the hell up you windbagh. you probably listen to ricky...
rusted native stain
  04/24/05
It's almost too good.
chocolate kitty party of the first part
  04/24/05
It says quite abit about you fucktards that you don't have a...
Razzle confused menage giraffe
  04/24/05
I used to liked you. You remember me fried chitlin. Now I ...
odious preventive strike
  04/24/05
I think the power I have over you is the one thing whoch kee...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/24/05
it is funny you don't care so much, yet you care so much tha...
plum site sneaky criminal
  04/28/05
Didn't I tell you that I gave my aurasham password out too? ...
Crystalline Stimulating Stag Film Internal Respiration
  04/28/05
Horrible mistake. You must preserve you inanity for posterit...
chocolate kitty party of the first part
  04/28/05
It's sort of sad that you guys can't keep your people straig...
Crystalline Stimulating Stag Film Internal Respiration
  04/28/05
If true, you have only yourself to blame for being viewed as...
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  04/28/05
you guys are priceless.
Crystalline Stimulating Stag Film Internal Respiration
  04/28/05
omg i made a typo call a press conference!
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  04/30/05
do what call me plucot
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  04/30/05
what is it supposed to mean do you know because i dont
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  05/02/05
and the point of you posting what i write here is what exact...
laughsome blue brunch regret
  05/02/05
and the point of you posting what i write here is what exact...
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  05/02/05
Ahahaha.
chocolate kitty party of the first part
  05/02/05
If you find me sexually attractive, just go ahead and say it...
laughsome blue brunch regret
  05/02/05
"you're"
laughsome blue brunch regret
  05/02/05
LOL. Way to indisputably blow your cover.
chocolate kitty party of the first part
  05/02/05
LOL. way to make no sense
laughsome blue brunch regret
  05/02/05
You know you love me.
laughsome blue brunch regret
  05/02/05
Plucot is an annoying name as well.
laughsome blue brunch regret
  05/02/05
Don't say you want me to build up trust, and mabey the last ...
Razzle confused menage giraffe
  05/03/05
It can't be real...can it?
chocolate kitty party of the first part
  05/03/05
I like a good laugh more than anything but this is beyond ob...
rusted native stain
  05/03/05
Date: May 5th, 2005 8:03 PM Author: baby rhino (aka aurasha...
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  05/05/05
God, you're an idiot. You have no eye for sarcasm. And I ...
plum site sneaky criminal
  05/10/05
Okay, reread your post and tell me again that I'm the one th...
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  05/10/05
I;ve met morons like you. I chronically lose pens; I often s...
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  05/10/05
I often sometimes pawn shackleton
plum site sneaky criminal
  05/10/05
hey, that was the fake aurasham. That whole thread was.
lavender ticket booth
  05/10/05
The Julia Defense just doesnt cut the mustard around here.
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  05/10/05
Sure it was.
plum site sneaky criminal
  05/10/05
You should know, though. Because just before that thread, y...
lavender ticket booth
  05/10/05
To be fair though, this thread is up to 181 posts at this mo...
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  05/10/05
note to the fans
lavender ticket booth
  05/10/05
I recall you saying that someone had figured out your "...
plum site sneaky criminal
  05/10/05
hahahaha
scarlet histrionic church building
  05/11/05
PWN3D!!! PWN3D!!! PWN3D!!!
jet-lagged insecure puppy
  05/11/05
Why can't you fucking pieces of shit learn the subjunctive...
plum site sneaky criminal
  05/11/05
I posted that under my new account that has a secure passwor...
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  05/11/05
Everything I've said up until now was written by someone els...
plum site sneaky criminal
  05/11/05
It's probably just rachmiel screwiing around with my account...
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  05/11/05
Now that's completely made up, right?
lavender ticket booth
  05/11/05
Thank you for contributing!
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  05/11/05
who? huh? where? what? Navin R is often sometimes easily th...
lavender ticket booth
  05/11/05
God your dense.
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  05/11/05
"you're"
lavender ticket booth
  05/11/05
Ad hom. Non seq.
plum site sneaky criminal
  05/11/05
Asshole
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  05/11/05
Hey, don't you go getting all ad hom on my ass.
lavender ticket booth
  05/11/05
God you are dense.
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  05/11/05
You realize this is precisely the problem people have with y...
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  05/11/05
I have an honest question for you guys. Will you answer hon...
lavender ticket booth
  05/11/05
I just might
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  05/11/05
Don't believe you. Nevermind.
lavender ticket booth
  05/11/05
If your query is sincere, I will answer sincerely in return.
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  05/11/05
Okay. When I'm being sarcastic, can you guys honestly not t...
lavender ticket booth
  05/11/05
If you are misread at times, this is probably a boy who crie...
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  05/11/05
I maintain that I have never said anything stupid, even in t...
lavender ticket booth
  05/11/05
Talk about an unsupportable claim: I maintain that I have...
razzmatazz crackhouse
  05/12/05
I'm the most loved person on this board. HTH. You're an i...
plum site sneaky criminal
  05/12/05
the dog thing isn't irrational. Dogs respond to their owners...
plum site sneaky criminal
  05/12/05
you're a fucking moron. Stop pretending that you don't under...
plum site sneaky criminal
  05/17/05
bump
Mentally impaired pisswyrm
  05/28/05
I think plucot smokes lots of weed. Lots.
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  06/09/05
...
Swollen fortuitous meteor blood rage
  06/11/05
no wonder the best school you got into was boalt.
aqua school cafeteria
  06/11/05
Right, I was being hyperbolic. But I was trying to give you ...
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  06/12/05
This might be my new favorite.
cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address
  06/20/05
Are you trying to get built and ripped for me?
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  06/14/05
So that what you meant by "Patience my pet, your time w...
plum site sneaky criminal
  06/14/05
Hey, I knew you guys were useless piees of shit, but I didn'...
Beady-eyed Wagecucks
  06/14/05
I'm not asking for an argument. I'm asking for a single auth...
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  06/14/05
Two words: Professional Football Hall of Fame.
plum site sneaky criminal
  06/14/05
What exactly do you mean by "lost it." You mean di...
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  06/14/05
Can't you fucking read? Not less forward visibility. Less si...
Beady-eyed Wagecucks
  06/15/05
Date: April 17th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: DoctorSwishy (aur...
cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address
  06/20/05
Date: June 9th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: NavinRJohnson Subject...
cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address
  06/20/05
WHO WANTS TO SEE MY TITS?
plum site sneaky criminal
  06/27/05
Why are you being an asshole again? I thought you would sto...
twinkling persian
  06/27/05
I'm really disappointed; every day on this site a new poster...
Beady-eyed Wagecucks
  07/17/05
If you think that a good portion of the people possessing va...
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  08/09/05
Still glorious.
cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address
  09/03/05
I mean, I may have said something a long time ago if you goa...
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  09/11/05
I *love* this thread. I miss being plucot :(.
twinkling persian
  09/11/05
Dont you have a 1:09 bus to catch?
cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address
  09/17/05
an oldie but goodie.
Chartreuse range
  09/17/05
bump
Mentally impaired pisswyrm
  09/18/05
cant you not come up with anything not ad hom?
twisted frozen gunner
  09/25/05
here's a little post hoc, ergo propter hoc in your face
plum site sneaky criminal
  09/25/05
you never talk to me anymore.
twinkling persian
  09/25/05
sorry, but i think that a history of posts showing the menta...
charismatic dilemma
  09/25/05
only latter few are actual posts of mine - all the beginning...
twinkling persian
  09/25/05
Uh, yes you were.
plum site sneaky criminal
  09/25/05
How do you know? Why aren't I on this thread until much...
twinkling persian
  09/25/05
Because I distinctly remember creating this thread to ridicu...
plum site sneaky criminal
  09/25/05
but maybe I wasn't on the board when the thread was started....
twinkling persian
  09/25/05
It seems to me that the people who have unrealistic, high ...
ruby market
  09/25/05
what's wrong with this post? besides, you were on my si...
twinkling persian
  09/25/05
Can you think of a reason why a morgue would try to save mon...
plum site sneaky criminal
  10/01/05
thank you. This is exactly what I expected.
twinkling persian
  10/01/05
That's not the convention. If I say "I'd like to take y...
plum site sneaky criminal
  10/01/05
Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM Author: rasquach (aka auras...
Fear-inspiring police squad spot
  10/04/05
hly shit, 1fucking80
onyx pozpig
  10/09/07
If I haven't heard of it, it's obvious I haven't heard it.
plum site sneaky criminal
  10/05/05
You know, I edited within five seconds. No fair.
twinkling persian
  10/05/05
It doesn't really matter. Anything we put in this thread is...
plum site sneaky criminal
  10/05/05
Not anymore. No one else is into it. I think you should pu...
twinkling persian
  10/06/05
These are mocking rasquach soundbites.
plum site sneaky criminal
  11/26/05
Memories...
cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address
  12/11/05
A bunch of bitter mean little boys = a train moving at unsto...
Concupiscible aquamarine temple
  12/19/05
My tits boycott Kleenex.
Offensive vibrant double fault
  12/19/05
...
cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address
  12/21/05
plucot has risen again and now goes by intp. "no the...
Canary crawly center jap
  02/08/06
...
Exhilarant Fishy Institution
  06/05/06
I couldn't sound retarded enough to pull this off.
Exhilarant Fishy Institution
  06/06/06
bitter over the fact that I called you out? Very transparen...
twinkling persian
  06/06/06
You retarded fungally challenged fuckwit, you tried to call ...
Exhilarant Fishy Institution
  06/06/06
huh? I remember a thread where you talked about being the ki...
Razzle-dazzle sadistic pocket flask stage
  06/15/06
this is my favorite
Razzle-dazzle sadistic pocket flask stage
  07/21/06
still my favorite actual quote. i dont understand it at all...
Razzle-dazzle sadistic pocket flask stage
  09/07/06
hahhaa
scarlet histrionic church building
  09/26/06
Okay... so... the guy did not just called me
Razzle-dazzle sadistic pocket flask stage
  06/15/06
*scratches head*
Ultramarine philosopher-king national security agency
  06/17/06
i dont get it
At-the-ready sooty step-uncle's house feces
  06/17/06
meh.
Dashing chad
  06/17/06
i almost got laid tonight, you know.
Ultramarine philosopher-king national security agency
  06/17/06
*scratches head again for Crapturd's asshole thread*
Ultramarine philosopher-king national security agency
  06/19/06
So many Down's Syndrome patients are so spoiled though! I re...
carnelian misunderstood quadroon idea he suggested
  06/27/06
stupid whore BUMP
diverse bossy dog poop boistinker
  08/23/06
what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!? As soon as ...
Purple genital piercing
  09/07/06
maybe it only makes sense out of context, but this doesn't s...
Greedy Den Electric Furnace
  09/07/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&for...
Purple genital piercing
  09/07/06
this seems interesting. Link?
twinkling persian
  09/07/06
And where has this thread been, annoying?
Awkward Titillating Parlour
  10/29/06
appropriate
Ultramarine philosopher-king national security agency
  10/29/06
twice as many people, though the total population is more th...
Ultramarine philosopher-king national security agency
  11/19/06
Lots of information packed into very few sentences.
Razzle-dazzle sadistic pocket flask stage
  11/29/06
Evan, you like more more than any poster here (does). Give i...
Razzle-dazzle sadistic pocket flask stage
  11/29/06
chalk cakes make my mouth hurt
Maize University Ape
  12/19/06
former president of irasq = plucot
Racy Bull Headed Queen Of The Night
  01/03/07
Mmmm-hmmmmm
cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address
  01/07/07
...
Adventurous dun degenerate pervert
  03/17/07
they're not going to serve you without any or much money, re...
Coiffed Big Roommate Doctorate
  03/20/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=608856&mc=4&...
Razzle confused menage giraffe
  04/06/07
I'm still laughing.
Lascivious liquid oxygen
  04/06/07
I, that's why I made fun of you for being "quick" ...
Razzle confused menage giraffe
  04/06/07
Me no read thread response eat tits
Lascivious liquid oxygen
  04/06/07
300! :)
coral azn
  04/14/07
you're pointing to the facts of the world which may or not b...
Ultramarine philosopher-king national security agency
  06/20/07
Man, the other day I as on the elliptical just watching the ...
Ultramarine philosopher-king national security agency
  06/27/07
Mem'ries lightthecornersofmymiiiiind. Misty, water-colored ...
glittery up-to-no-good piazza
  06/27/07
That was the joke. That it's the same moniker. You guys are ...
alcoholic thriller principal's office headpube
  06/29/07
Goodnight, xoxo!
wonderful nursing home mad cow disease
  06/29/07
ok, NOW goodnight xoxo!
wonderful nursing home mad cow disease
  06/29/07
1 second, ok, done, goodnight xoxo!
wonderful nursing home mad cow disease
  06/29/07
back, now leaving, goodnight this time for real xoxo!
wonderful nursing home mad cow disease
  06/29/07
going to sleep, goodnight everyone!
wonderful nursing home mad cow disease
  06/29/07
*new thread* goodnight xoxo!
wonderful nursing home mad cow disease
  06/29/07
*50 responses later* ok, going to bed, cya!
wonderful nursing home mad cow disease
  06/29/07
*new thread* goodnight XOXO!
wonderful nursing home mad cow disease
  06/29/07
if the idiot turned to me one day sobbing and said "you...
Supple Becky Stage
  07/17/07
I was actually surprised this wasn't posted her to start wit...
galvanic theater keepsake machete
  07/17/07
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=667176&fo...
Concupiscible aquamarine temple
  08/03/07
you tried to correct me and was wrong
Ultramarine philosopher-king national security agency
  09/19/07
1 FUCKING 80
hairraiser crusty ratface indian lodge
  10/09/07
MEMORIES
cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address
  10/09/07
...
Stubborn arrogant bawdyhouse
  10/09/07
...
Disgusting generalized bond
  05/05/08
great bump
Razzle confused menage giraffe
  05/05/08


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Date: March 4th, 2005 12:18 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

David Robinson drove to Topeka dingaling happy cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254253)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:19 AM
Author: Mentally impaired pisswyrm

This would have been a good thread if the title was "Yellow Newspaper Rock flying xbox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254264)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:20 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

tophat egg runner, sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254277)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: Black swashbuckling parlor

dictionary.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254283)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

right, and I'm going to Prague for Arbor Day, Mister Uzi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254289)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:24 AM
Author: Black swashbuckling parlor

You too, huh. Just stop it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254308)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:25 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

shut your trap crab legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254314)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:28 AM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

Why you? Fuck this, I would have expected more, from serious poster such as yourself. Why me, why now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254342)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:29 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

i do pilates, David Foster Wallace, mi casa!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254346)





Date: March 8th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: costumed orange coldplay fan goal in life

Mom, I have genital worts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284421)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:30 AM
Author: Avocado Circlehead

YOU DUMBASS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254349)





Date: March 4th, 2005 12:31 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

not a complete sentence. What the fuck is wrong with you? cheese nip rocksalt brandish my plantain!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254357)





Date: March 4th, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: frisky heady school

White Americans merry go round the whitest marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254677)





Date: March 4th, 2005 1:15 AM
Author: passionate white lay messiness

PLUCOT, NOT MCD.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254679)





Date: March 4th, 2005 1:31 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254771)





Date: March 4th, 2005 1:57 AM
Author: passionate white lay messiness

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254926)





Date: March 4th, 2005 1:56 AM
Author: Clear hyperactive mediation incel

i'm stupider than jurseratchet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254922)





Date: March 4th, 2005 1:58 AM
Author: bateful ladyboy locus

The humor of this thread lies in its being parody and yet not parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2254928)





Date: March 4th, 2005 3:43 AM
Author: chestnut cerebral theater stage gaming laptop

Huh? You making no sense. What parody?

I am tiring of all you white racist asssholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255261)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:10 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Blink idiot! You're stupid grapenuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255897)





Date: March 4th, 2005 3:54 AM
Author: Concupiscible aquamarine temple

FUCKING AWESOME.

Best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255274)





Date: March 4th, 2005 9:18 AM
Author: Vermilion nighttime therapy black woman

window frame dog purple monkey dishwasher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255490)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: ruby market

now they're going to get it. especially for that "purple monkey dishwasher" comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902451)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:16 AM
Author: burgundy gay wizard

Smokey restroom does to platapus with Bob Villa and egg nog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255910)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:18 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Stupid jackrabbit. Genghis Khan brushed my dog with a dead-blow hammer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255917)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:18 AM
Author: Ebony Tanning Salon New Version

Hi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255915)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:19 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Can't you read Cornelius? You're not welcomed here, Digger Phelps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255920)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:19 AM
Author: Ebony Tanning Salon New Version

I feel so alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255924)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:20 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

race my Mentos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255926)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:21 AM
Author: burgundy gay wizard

don't you understand that industrial selving comatosed the shark fin soup by John Quincy Adams? Get with the program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255928)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:24 AM
Author: Vermilion nighttime therapy black woman

beltran's hat eats chocolate monkey shoes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255939)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:29 AM
Author: Ebony Tanning Salon New Version

My face hurts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255961)





Date: March 10th, 2005 5:30 PM
Author: lemon sandwich

You're not as good at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2302431)





Date: April 13th, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: Vermilion nighttime therapy black woman

go fuck yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2549082)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:31 AM
Author: Black swashbuckling parlor

Well, flap my jacks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2255973)





Date: March 4th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Don't you read English? Davy Crockett Rammstein baited a gopher hole in our writing seminar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2256065)





Date: March 4th, 2005 3:30 PM
Author: Vermilion nighttime therapy black woman

spanky mcasshat velvet chair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2257480)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:10 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284184)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:13 AM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

Well perhaps not, Mr. Orangutan Pants!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284209)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:14 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

very skillful. but I really don't give a fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284216)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:16 AM
Author: Talented Community Account Stead

And will to eternity.

The more you say so the more I'll do it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284230)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:17 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Just get a new moniker every time I pwn you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284239)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:14 AM
Author: Dead emerald public bath

I molested a goat while in the Peace Corps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284217)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:15 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Ha! Sure, Ralph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284223)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:17 AM
Author: Dead emerald public bath

Yes, Ralph was the goat's name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284237)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: Drunken Provocative Antidepressant Drug

Why, what is it you think I didn't get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284384)





Date: March 8th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

hello crapturds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284412)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:53 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Submissive Multi-billionaire

OMG can none of you do linguistic paralellels?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284388)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Stupid!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284393)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Talented Community Account Stead

this truly isn't your real moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284395)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Truly, it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284397)





Date: March 8th, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Submissive Multi-billionaire

child!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284404)





Date: March 8th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Two bisexual men in Costa Rica once invited me to be in a threesome with them. I fooled around with them, but I couldn't go through with the intercourse part. But they did both go oral on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284411)





Date: March 8th, 2005 12:42 PM
Author: chestnut cerebral theater stage gaming laptop

That's not a threesome idiot that's a foursome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2284995)





Date: October 10th, 2006 4:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sadistic pocket flask stage

hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6763174)





Date: March 8th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: indigo self-absorbed heaven useless brakes

way to steal my thunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2289925)





Date: March 8th, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

I've never heard the expression "steal my thunder." Are you really stealing someone's thunder? If so, who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2289943)





Date: March 8th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

I'm the one they're often trying to land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2289874)





Date: March 10th, 2005 5:26 PM
Author: boyish dark church

Classic, yet unappreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2302400)





Date: February 8th, 2006 8:12 PM
Author: Canary crawly center jap

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#5032375)





Date: March 8th, 2005 11:21 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

That's my point. They didn't come here off of boats. That's why it's silly. But nevermind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2290011)





Date: March 10th, 2005 5:22 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

A better question: does ideology come after the fact? Do we as a culture use ideology to justify what is most useful economically?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2302373)





Date: March 10th, 2005 5:27 PM
Author: boyish dark church

Nice addition to the plucot annals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2302404)





Date: March 10th, 2005 5:28 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

I don't do anal! What in god's name are you talking about? You guys are mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2302413)





Date: March 10th, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: boyish dark church

Or does it come after the fact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2302435)





Date: March 10th, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

It's all VERY ideological. You wouldn't understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2302441)





Date: March 10th, 2005 5:45 PM
Author: cream irradiated state background story

Best thread ever. Can't believe I missed it the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2302524)





Date: March 10th, 2005 7:49 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

What's a thread. Stupid chinchilla burger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2303298)





Date: March 10th, 2005 7:51 PM
Author: chestnut cerebral theater stage gaming laptop

Did you mean to say, enchilada?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2303317)





Date: March 10th, 2005 7:58 PM
Author: comical lime property toaster

happy reindeer no more. tell our mothers about his far fetched rump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2303359)





Date: March 13th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Ugly dumplings, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2319817)





Date: March 21st, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Everyone just wants a political situation which gets them the maximum amount of money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2377009)





Date: March 25th, 2005 10:49 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

1. Dave Eggers: SUCKED

2. The guy's body rotted out that way after he died, anyway, due to bad conditions at the mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2408854)





Date: March 25th, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Shut up white trash. You can't even think up a good zing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2408899)





Date: March 31st, 2005 8:01 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

fucktard. I totally pawn you in real life, as well as here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2457187)





Date: March 31st, 2005 8:03 PM
Author: cream irradiated state background story

God, this thread makes me laugh so hard I want to cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2457200)





Date: March 31st, 2005 8:04 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

God you're dumb. This already was a plucot parody thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2457206)





Date: March 31st, 2005 8:09 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

When I buy water, what I'm really buying is the convenience of the bottle, anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2457241)





Date: April 1st, 2005 11:39 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Request: Could you please follow precedent and edit so that every post on this page is a question? Will you please forgive the audacity of my request?

Despite their size, aren't they very fierce when they fight?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2461730)





Date: April 2nd, 2005 11:48 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Why do you guys always pic suck nice pics for her?

She's really picked up some respect here ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2472223)





Date: April 2nd, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

What? Who? When? Where? Why? How? Huh? Que?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2472284)





Date: April 3rd, 2005 12:20 AM
Author: Mustard reading party mexican

I stone to glop stinetically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2472539)





Date: April 3rd, 2005 12:21 AM
Author: rusted native stain
Subject: I love ruining threads

I truly love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2472543)





Date: April 3rd, 2005 12:23 AM
Author: Mustard reading party mexican

Threading of sniplets, joyedly comes through bang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2472557)





Date: April 5th, 2005 11:54 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

You're the one who's making up crap about Ezra Pound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2489661)





Date: April 5th, 2005 5:17 PM
Author: Trip Cordovan Deer Antler Garrison

Sometimes a guy who dresses badly is kind of sexy. Not really badly and messy - just oddly dressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2491914)





Date: April 5th, 2005 5:22 PM
Author: chocolate kitty party of the first part

Haha. Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2491963)





Date: April 5th, 2005 5:35 PM
Author: chocolate kitty party of the first part

I mean, I wasn't obsessed, but some girls asked me before my birthday what sort of musi i like, and I said the Beach Boys just popped out of my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2492083)





Date: April 5th, 2005 5:41 PM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

yeah, that phrase made no sense, right? Was it a spoonerism? What do people usually say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2492127)





Date: April 5th, 2005 8:15 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

yes, it seems so. Besides you that is, and I love you for it.

edit: and here on xoxo, newbie, we don't "talk." We "post."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2493252)





Date: April 5th, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: chestnut cerebral theater stage gaming laptop

I am a greater writer than all of you combined into one writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2493273)





Date: April 5th, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

You disappear when I pawn you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2493283)





Date: April 5th, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

My gay friends would die before calling someone honey without the correct measure of irony, which you don't have.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2493289)





Date: April 5th, 2005 8:21 PM
Author: chestnut cerebral theater stage gaming laptop

Why this thread is for me? Your unfair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2493299)





Date: April 5th, 2005 8:26 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

give it up already. you're full of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2493357)





Date: April 7th, 2005 9:02 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

I'm actually more of a flat-ass-floppy-gut girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2511119)





Date: April 8th, 2005 3:53 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

If it were a bat, then I'm sure it knows what it's doing. It wouldn't have hit you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2516395)





Date: April 8th, 2005 4:15 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

There was that thing with herr teacher and the ring after, and the confrontation with her father about her mother and then Shelley, and all sorts of crap. The death was around the middle of the movie. The ending was when the boys' mother gave her the ring, I think. I don't remember exactly, but the singing asn't the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2516566)





Date: April 9th, 2005 12:13 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

you stupid loser. You're attacking my typos now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2520050)





Date: April 9th, 2005 12:17 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

unintelligibility?

nice word choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2520070)





Date: April 9th, 2005 12:24 AM
Author: chocolate kitty party of the first part

LOL. I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2520112)





Date: April 9th, 2005 5:57 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

I like them. Ilike you, too, Fuckles!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2523297)





Date: April 9th, 2005 6:06 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

I think it only works if the poster in question ever says something even remotely interesting. In the whole time I've been on xoxo, the first failed thread is the one dedicated to you.

Well, I'll keep trying. Maybe people will catch on to you, though I doubt it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2523347)





Date: April 9th, 2005 8:54 PM
Author: chocolate kitty party of the first part

You're mistaking that for me. To *you*.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2524131)





Date: April 11th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

I was releasing information that was contrary the information that I released as aurasham. I chose the moniker "DoctorSwishy" as an homage to "doctor tushy." Doctor Swishy was a nineteen year old male who picked up a girl at a Model UN conference; she then proceeded to fuck his roommate while he was getting her a mocha frappucino at Starbucks. However, for convenience, the two accounts are in the process of being merged - both monikers will reflect identical data, borrowing an equal number of characteristics from both the original DoctorSwishy and the original aurasham. They are both Jewish, like the original plucot; I sign in as plucot when I want to talk trash. (However people are telling me plucot was not Jewish, so I may amend this)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2536270)





Date: April 11th, 2005 5:47 PM
Author: chocolate kitty party of the first part

Jesus, what a mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2536499)





Date: April 11th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

But when you ask "am I worse" the assumption is that I'm "bad."

I'm hurt, and I'm now rescinding all previous expressions of agreement and grudging respect. So there.

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2538905)





Date: April 13th, 2005 10:38 AM
Author: rusted native stain

I just realized that this thread is about me. The last few are quotes from me. Why didn't anyone tell me earlier? Fucktards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2549073)





Date: September 11th, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: Floppy topaz library hominid

i don't really like "bald guys" as much as i like guys who have "lost their hair".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3798569)





Date: April 15th, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Razzle confused menage giraffe

I'll take the absolute value. See ya around douchebag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2567169)





Date: April 15th, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: chocolate kitty party of the first part

That was quite a little nugget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2567202)





Date: April 15th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

ree-er!

catty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2567863)





Date: April 16th, 2005 6:36 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

non sequitur. You're still a self important fuck.

I forgive you though. I rather, I don't care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2571531)





Date: April 16th, 2005 6:38 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

huh? why are you posting that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2571549)





Date: April 16th, 2005 7:48 PM
Author: Razzle confused menage giraffe

When she used the term, "shouldn't," she is indicating that she is expressing her opinion on the matter. Thus, she is saying she doesn't BELIEVE she should have to defend her taste in movie. In addition, by responding to someone judging her tastes in movies, she is passing the blame to the person criticizing her. If she really believed that she shoudn't defend herself, rather than that other people shouldn't criticize her taste, then she wouldn't have responded at all. Therefore, given the surrounding circumstances, she doesn't believe people should criticize her taste in movies, yet she is disappointed in people for their tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2572004)





Date: April 16th, 2005 8:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored Medicated Sanctuary Dragon

So now you're saying Popetard is plucot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2572466)





Date: April 16th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

It's just funny that you're actually keeping the grudge. When I post on to xoxo, I don't remember who said dumb things the last time I was here; I start fresh. We went at it quite a bit the other day, but I'm not still posting on here insulting you for it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2572484)





Date: April 16th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

It's just funny that you're actually keeping the grudge. When I post on to xoxo, I don't remember who said dumb things the last time I was here; I start fresh. We went at it quite a bit the other day, but I'm not still posting on here insulting you for it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2572456)





Date: April 16th, 2005 11:54 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

yeah, you and your gang have a boycott going, I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2573892)





Date: April 16th, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

a quick google search tell me that it's an issue when you're translating apiece of literature:

"Linguistic parallels are frequently sought between unrelated languages. For example, Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek were all spoken by Palestinian Jews at the turn of the era and connections between these groups are often sought across the language barrier."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2573902)





Date: April 16th, 2005 11:58 PM
Author: chocolate kitty party of the first part

So what; you're saying I speak as if in a different language or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2573915)





Date: April 17th, 2005 12:00 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

You are such an egotistical fucktard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2573924)





Date: April 17th, 2005 12:52 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

You're still self important. And you're still bitter. And you're wrong; I get respect from a lot of people.

And to tell the truth, I have no idea whether you do too in real life; a lot of morons are well respected, and it's perfectly possible that you're one of them. And a lot of people do hate me. But the fact remains thatI don't hate myself nearly as much as you hate yourself. You drip of resentment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2576803)





Date: April 17th, 2005 1:01 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

ad hom. Fine, I annoy you. I believe it, and I don't give a fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2576839)





Date: April 17th, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Oh, I types out the thread wrong. I meant to say "with" the service industry. Oh well; these stories work too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2577024)





Date: April 17th, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse

Her final note to me in that thread is brilliant for its errors and inanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2577062)





Date: April 18th, 2005 12:40 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Kids like to play with themselves; belly buttons, toenails. If you touched yourself when you were three, then it was probably pretty innocent.

I didn't start until I was 21. I was satified with everything my boyfriends were doing until then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2582123)





Date: April 18th, 2005 12:41 AM
Author: cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address

wheres the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2582132)





Date: April 18th, 2005 12:41 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

yes. I start out on my back, oil my nipples with Crabtree and Evelyn Aloe Jojoba Massage oil, and work them for about three minutes. I stop every few seconds and start again with a different movement of varying intensity. Usually I get wet this way, though I sometimes supplement it with more massage oil. I start out on both sides of my clit with two knuckles. If it starts to come too quickly, I slow down and go back to my nipples. Then I go back, and justas it starts to arrive, I arch my back and throw my neck back; it pushes the orgasm into fruition.

What's your routine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2582135)





Date: April 18th, 2005 12:45 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=166996&mc=30&forum_id=2#2576906

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2582173)





Date: April 18th, 2005 12:50 AM
Author: cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address

Wow. Just wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2582221)





Date: April 18th, 2005 12:51 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Her best work to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2582228)





Date: April 18th, 2005 6:03 AM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse

Date: April 17th, 2005 1:13 PM

Author: DoctorSwishy (aurasham@yahoo.com)

you're right; my behavior on this thread was in mean spirit. But it was a mimic of the kind of conversations I've had with crapturds previously, except reversed.

I would get ad hom on your ass too, except I've never noticed you before. Whatever; I'm normally full of love. Crapturd's anger hits a peeve of mine, I guess. He's like a lot of guys I know.

----------------------

'a mimic'? 'Whatever;'? 'hits a peeve of mine,'?

Wow. Fucking wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2583815)





Date: April 18th, 2005 8:44 AM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

Don't make me get ad hom on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2583892)





Date: April 18th, 2005 8:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse

Those sorts of maelestromisms hit a pet peeve of mine own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2583896)





Date: April 19th, 2005 10:39 PM
Author: aqua school cafeteria

And try the "How can I say no to that request? Let me give it a shot: No." line in front of a judge sometime, lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2595652)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

hey Rosie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2614490)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 9:55 PM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

He has the right idea. Shut your stupid trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2614510)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Who gives a fuck? Learn how to be coherent. Whatthe fuck does "driving around in that there lexus mini suv thing" mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2614553)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 10:04 PM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

I've been busy working for a living. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2614576)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 10:09 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Really? Couldn't find a better word than "stupid" in all your years sitting around, flipping through romance novels, and pretending to be smart at that state school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2614591)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:07 PM
Author: Razzle confused menage giraffe

I;ve met morons like you. I chronically lose pens; I often sometimes few minutes. You're the dick that says "I have one, but I won't give it to you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625363)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:09 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625375)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:16 PM
Author: Razzle confused menage giraffe

You'd enjoy Micronesia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625407)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse

no.... i talk nothing like that.... you've slandered me.... you must be a racialist that i;ve heard about...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625384)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:12 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625387)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:16 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

Seriously, second to that NavinJohnson poster, you are the dumberest poster on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625405)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:17 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

here comes your posse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625408)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:20 PM
Author: rusted native stain

you guy arre so fucking immature

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625424)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse

tottally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625439)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:24 PM
Author: rusted native stain

shut the hell up you windbagh. you probably listen to ricky martin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625448)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:25 PM
Author: chocolate kitty party of the first part

It's almost too good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625452)





Date: April 24th, 2005 7:59 PM
Author: Razzle confused menage giraffe

It says quite abit about you fucktards that you don't have anything beetter to do than sit around and try to pwn3d me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625644)





Date: April 24th, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: odious preventive strike

I used to liked you. You remember me fried chitlin. Now I do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2625782)





Date: April 24th, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

I think the power I have over you is the one thing whoch keeps bringing me back here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2626989)





Date: April 28th, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

it is funny you don't care so much, yet you care so much that you don't care.

also, fwiw, i was just adding that to point out i wasn't some weirdo freak, but that i have qualities that seem matchable so i wouldn't get a barrage of insults. like "that is b/c you are a self-centered bitch and a whore". that plan failed.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2647331)





Date: April 28th, 2005 2:31 PM
Author: Crystalline Stimulating Stag Film Internal Respiration

Didn't I tell you that I gave my aurasham password out too? I post under this name now, and even the password for this is out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2649279)





Date: April 28th, 2005 2:33 PM
Author: chocolate kitty party of the first part

Horrible mistake. You must preserve you inanity for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2649295)





Date: April 28th, 2005 2:35 PM
Author: Crystalline Stimulating Stag Film Internal Respiration

It's sort of sad that you guys can't keep your people straight. I'm now getting credit for every single dumb thing that ever been said here. You guys don't know my posting style as well as you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2649313)





Date: April 28th, 2005 2:34 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

If true, you have only yourself to blame for being viewed as stupid, which is itself stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2649307)





Date: April 28th, 2005 2:38 PM
Author: Crystalline Stimulating Stag Film Internal Respiration

you guys are priceless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2649336)





Date: April 30th, 2005 3:03 AM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

omg i made a typo call a press conference!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2663199)





Date: April 30th, 2005 3:09 AM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

do what call me plucot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2663225)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

what is it supposed to mean do you know because i dont

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676933)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:39 AM
Author: laughsome blue brunch regret

and the point of you posting what i write here is what exactly. this accomplishes nothing because its the wrong person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676950)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:39 AM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

and the point of you posting what i write here is what exactly. this accomplishes nothing because its the wrong person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676952)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:40 AM
Author: chocolate kitty party of the first part

Ahahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676957)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: laughsome blue brunch regret

If you find me sexually attractive, just go ahead and say it. Enough of this foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676959)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: laughsome blue brunch regret

"you're"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676963)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:42 AM
Author: chocolate kitty party of the first part

LOL. Way to indisputably blow your cover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676965)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:43 AM
Author: laughsome blue brunch regret

LOL. way to make no sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676971)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: laughsome blue brunch regret

You know you love me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676964)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 1:42 AM
Author: laughsome blue brunch regret

Plucot is an annoying name as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2676967)





Date: May 3rd, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: Razzle confused menage giraffe

Don't say you want me to build up trust, and mabey the last

time against you. please work out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2688722)





Date: May 3rd, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: chocolate kitty party of the first part

It can't be real...can it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2688730)





Date: May 3rd, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: rusted native stain

I like a good laugh more than anything but this is beyond obvious. im not going to put my line where it shouldnt go. OK, I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2688733)





Date: May 5th, 2005 8:07 PM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

Date: May 5th, 2005 8:03 PM

Author: baby rhino (aka aurasham aka plucot aka DoctorSwishy)

Subject: I feel comfortable enough with xoxo to finally say

yeah, I am bisexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2709142)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

God, you're an idiot. You have no eye for sarcasm.

And I never actually said it. Everything has to be fucking explained to you. You're retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751411)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:42 PM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

Okay, reread your post and tell me again that I'm the one that's crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751458)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:44 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

I;ve met morons like you. I chronically lose pens; I often sometimes few minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751486)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:46 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

I often sometimes pawn shackleton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751503)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:46 PM
Author: lavender ticket booth

hey, that was the fake aurasham. That whole thread was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751515)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:47 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

The Julia Defense just doesnt cut the mustard around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751532)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:48 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Sure it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751535)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:49 PM
Author: lavender ticket booth

You should know, though. Because just before that thread, you asked me why I changed my username. I told you that someone figured out my obvious password ("plucot"). And the thread you are now quoting came after that.

edit: actually, a good part of the latter section of this thread isn't me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751552)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:51 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

To be fair though, this thread is up to 181 posts at this moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751578)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:53 PM
Author: lavender ticket booth
Subject: note to the fans

But the whole beginning is just parodies of me. There is much in the middle which consists of actual quotes by me, which I enjoyed a great deal. But the bulk of this thread is made up of either parodies or fake aurasham quotes. HTH.

Anyway, quote on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751606)





Date: May 10th, 2005 11:52 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

I recall you saying that someone had figured out your "obvious" password, but you didn't give it out then and there.

Those posts have the conspicuous mark of plucotian retardation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2751590)





Date: May 11th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: scarlet histrionic church building

hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2752379)





Date: May 11th, 2005 1:17 AM
Author: jet-lagged insecure puppy

PWN3D!!!

PWN3D!!!

PWN3D!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2752386)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:08 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Why can't you fucking pieces of shit learn the subjunctive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759425)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

I posted that under my new account that has a secure password. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759432)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:10 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Everything I've said up until now was written by someone else. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759447)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:13 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

It's probably just rachmiel screwiing around with my account. You know, jealous that I changed ny name to sound like rach. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759473)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: lavender ticket booth

Now that's completely made up, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759478)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

Thank you for contributing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759485)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: lavender ticket booth

who? huh? where? what? Navin R is often sometimes easily the stupidest poster on Hurrah mrogues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759495)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:20 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

God your dense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759513)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:20 PM
Author: lavender ticket booth

"you're"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759519)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:21 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Ad hom. Non seq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759525)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:21 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

Asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759528)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:21 PM
Author: lavender ticket booth

Hey, don't you go getting all ad hom on my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759530)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:21 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

God you are dense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759527)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:22 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

You realize this is precisely the problem people have with you, right? You are incapable of filling in the blanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759535)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:23 PM
Author: lavender ticket booth

I have an honest question for you guys. Will you answer honestly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759536)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:23 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

I just might

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759539)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:24 PM
Author: lavender ticket booth

Don't believe you. Nevermind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759546)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

If your query is sincere, I will answer sincerely in return.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759555)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:27 PM
Author: lavender ticket booth

Okay. When I'm being sarcastic, can you guys honestly not tell? Or do you pretend to think I'm serious so you can make fun of me?

I ask this because even IRL, people have trouble deciding if I'm being sarcastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759566)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:32 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

If you are misread at times, this is probably a boy who cried wolf scenario. Maybe you were having trouble adapting to the board at first or something [*bites tongue*], but you said a lot of stupid shit for quite awhile. So, when posters read your post and it could be construed either way, they are inclined to go occam's razor and rely on past experience.

This should be very different from off the board though. Usually facial expresion and tone of voice can convey sarcasm. I am not sure how you change this on here. Posters know I am habitually sarcastic so they dont take anything I say seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759597)





Date: May 11th, 2005 10:36 PM
Author: lavender ticket booth

I maintain that I have never said anything stupid, even in the beginning. HTH.

And thanks for your honest response.

My mom just made me coconut chutney. I'm gonna go. Good night, lover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2759626)





Date: May 12th, 2005 10:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse

Talk about an unsupportable claim:

I maintain that I have never said anything stupid, even in the beginning. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2768756)





Date: May 12th, 2005 10:04 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

I'm the most loved person on this board. HTH.

You're an idiot, and not even an entertaining one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2768745)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:18 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

the dog thing isn't irrational. Dogs respond to their owners prejudices. If you ever walk anywhere with a dark skinned man, dogs will bark at both of you even when the owner seems fine. Dogs are sensitive to discomfort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2769651)





Date: May 17th, 2005 11:43 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

you're a fucking moron. Stop pretending that you don't understand. You're too dumb to even play dumb. Unbelievable. I'm done with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2809897)





Date: May 28th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Mentally impaired pisswyrm

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2879712)





Date: June 9th, 2005 1:06 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot
Subject: I think plucot smokes lots of weed. Lots.

Date: June 9th, 2005 12:25 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

Date: June 9th, 2005 12:14 PM

Author: radish07

anyone know what "holla back girl" means?

-----------------------------------------------------------

Date: June 9th, 2005 12:16 PM

Author: beanie boy

During sex if the dude hollas, she won't holla back. Quiet in the sack. I have a tough time believing it for Gwen Stefani.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968519)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 12:19 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

She said she isn't one, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968546)

________________________________________________________

Ah, the quintessential plucot post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968600)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Date: June 9th, 2005 12:49 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

I thought you had trouble believing it becuse Gwen is white. Whatever. You're still an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968760)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 12:52 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

"I thought *you* had trouble believing it becuse Gwen is white."

Umm...the above was my first post of the thread. But I suppose you are right, I must be the idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968778)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 12:56 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

Who the fuck cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968796)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Date: June 9th, 2005 1:00 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

Who the fuck cares about what? Lucid, logically-connected discourse? I suppose you don't. I tend to favor it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968829)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 1:01 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

First of all, you're not making any sense. But this conversation is over; I have to catch a 1:09 bus.

See ya loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968835)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 1:02 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968849)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2968884)





Date: June 11th, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: Swollen fortuitous meteor blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2987698)





Date: June 11th, 2005 5:51 PM
Author: aqua school cafeteria

no wonder the best school you got into was boalt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2987706)





Date: June 12th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

Right, I was being hyperbolic. But I was trying to give you a sense of what you did by offering an extreme example.

You don't seem bright enough to get it, though.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=197755&mc=37&forum_id=2#2997260

[I will just leave you all with this to do with what you like]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#2997425)





Date: June 20th, 2005 11:01 PM
Author: cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address

This might be my new favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3069248)





Date: June 14th, 2005 1:19 PM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

Are you trying to get built and ripped for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3011031)





Date: June 14th, 2005 1:25 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

So that what you meant by "Patience my pet, your time will soon come." Interesting. Later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3011056)





Date: June 14th, 2005 1:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Wagecucks

Hey, I knew you guys were useless piees of shit, but I didn't think it would happen so quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3011060)





Date: June 14th, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

I'm not asking for an argument. I'm asking for a single author. You're the one who can't seem to understand what an argument is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3011075)





Date: June 14th, 2005 1:32 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Two words: Professional Football Hall of Fame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3011095)





Date: June 14th, 2005 1:33 PM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

What exactly do you mean by "lost it." You mean distracted, or more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3011109)





Date: June 15th, 2005 9:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Wagecucks

Can't you fucking read? Not less forward visibility. Less side visibilty. Forward is the ONLY direction you can see in.

Do you have any concept of angles?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3018707)





Date: June 20th, 2005 10:55 PM
Author: cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address

Date: April 17th, 2005 1:13 PM

Author: DoctorSwishy (aurasham@yahoo.com)

you're right; my behavior on this thread was in mean spirit. But it was a mimic of the kind of conversations I've had with crapturds previously, except reversed.

I would get ad hom on your ass too, except I've never noticed you before. Whatever; I'm normally full of love. Crapturd's anger hits a peeve of mine, I guess. He's like a lot of guys I know.

------------------------

Still Genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3069156)





Date: June 20th, 2005 10:58 PM
Author: cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address

Date: June 9th, 2005 1:06 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

Subject: I think plucot smokes lots of weed. Lots.

Date: June 9th, 2005 12:25 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

Date: June 9th, 2005 12:14 PM

Author: radish07

anyone know what "holla back girl" means?

-----------------------------------------------------------

Date: June 9th, 2005 12:16 PM

Author: beanie boy

During sex if the dude hollas, she won't holla back. Quiet in the sack. I have a tough time believing it for Gwen Stefani.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968519)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 12:19 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

She said she isn't one, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968546)

________________________________________________________

Ah, the quintessential plucot post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968600)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Date: June 9th, 2005 12:49 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

I thought you had trouble believing it becuse Gwen is white. Whatever. You're still an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968760)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 12:52 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

"I thought *you* had trouble believing it becuse Gwen is white."

Umm...the above was my first post of the thread. But I suppose you are right, I must be the idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968778)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 12:56 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

Who the fuck cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968796)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 1:00 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

Who the fuck cares about what? Lucid, logically-connected discourse? I suppose you don't. I tend to favor it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968829)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 1:01 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

First of all, you're not making any sense. But this conversation is over; I have to catch a 1:09 bus.

See ya loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968835)

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Date: June 9th, 2005 1:02 PM

Author: NavinRJohnson

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=195845&forum_id=2#2968849)

So incredible. I love the "1:09 bus" comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3069212)





Date: June 27th, 2005 5:22 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

WHO WANTS TO SEE MY TITS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3126529)





Date: June 27th, 2005 5:23 PM
Author: twinkling persian

Why are you being an asshole again? I thought you would stop. You're unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3126539)





Date: July 17th, 2005 11:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Wagecucks

I'm really disappointed; every day on this site a new poster reveals himself to be a jerk and starts attacking me for no reason. I don't usually get that affected by the jerks here, but your meanness has really ruined my mood. Thanks a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3321362)





Date: August 9th, 2005 1:36 AM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

If you think that a good portion of the people possessing vaginas in this country aren't "feminine," maybe you have to rethink your definition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3537650)





Date: September 3rd, 2005 3:04 PM
Author: cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address

Still glorious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3736722)





Date: September 11th, 2005 5:49 PM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

I mean, I may have said something a long time ago if you goaded me or something, but I don't remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3798528)





Date: September 11th, 2005 5:49 PM
Author: twinkling persian

I *love* this thread. I miss being plucot :(.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3798535)





Date: September 17th, 2005 2:22 AM
Author: cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address

Dont you have a 1:09 bus to catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3841719)





Date: September 17th, 2005 2:17 AM
Author: Chartreuse range

an oldie but goodie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3841701)





Date: September 18th, 2005 2:36 AM
Author: Mentally impaired pisswyrm

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3848454)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:26 PM
Author: twisted frozen gunner

cant you not come up with anything not ad hom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902498)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:27 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

here's a little post hoc, ergo propter hoc in your face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902507)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:32 PM
Author: twinkling persian

you never talk to me anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902544)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:32 PM
Author: charismatic dilemma

sorry, but i think that a history of posts showing the mental midgetry of someone is directly relevant to how seriously their posts can be taken.

I've never even read this, but I just noticed that it took her over a month to realize people were even making fun of her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902546)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:34 PM
Author: twinkling persian

only latter few are actual posts of mine - all the beginning ones are made up for humor.

And the reason I didn't show up is because I wasn't on the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902558)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:35 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Uh, yes you were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902570)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:37 PM
Author: twinkling persian

How do you know?

Why aren't I on this thread until much later, then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902588)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Because I distinctly remember creating this thread to ridicule you during your first life cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902622)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:47 PM
Author: twinkling persian

but maybe I wasn't on the board when the thread was started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902686)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:29 PM
Author: ruby market

It seems to me that the people who have unrealistic, high expectations are probably the dumbest ones, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902515)





Date: September 25th, 2005 5:30 PM
Author: twinkling persian

what's wrong with this post?

besides, you were on my side in thatthread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3902532)





Date: October 1st, 2005 1:22 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

Can you think of a reason why a morgue would try to save money? What the fuck?!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3946132)





Date: October 1st, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: twinkling persian

thank you. This is exactly what I expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3946172)





Date: October 1st, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

That's not the convention. If I say "I'd like to take you out to [blank]," then I'm supposed to pay. If I say "You wanna go [blank]," then it's up the air who pays. Unless you're specifically *taking* someone out, there are no rules for paying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3949304)





Date: October 4th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring police squad spot

Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

Is this thread serious?

Are you talking about losing fat and muscle? YOU BURN IT. IT'S ENERGY. You lose stuff like water weight in other ways, but it's not significant.

Holy fuck, am I on crack?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271224&forum_id=2#3957972)

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Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM

Author: grand master fjackie

My body is not a nuclear reactor, therefore I experience conservation of mass. Where do the products of the burning process go mainly? Pee, poop, breath?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271224&forum_id=2#3957986)

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Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:28 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

If you guys are just teasing me I'll feel like an idiot.

The energy goes into getting stuff done - moving, growing, thinking, digesting. Like fuel for a car. It's used up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271224&forum_id=2#3958022)

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Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:29 PM

Author: grand master fjackie

If you could collect all the exhaust from the back of the car, it would equal in mass the gasoline you put in the tank, plus the mass of the air intake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271224&forum_id=2#3958050)

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Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:30 PM

Author: Curt Cobains Splattered Brain

correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271224&forum_id=2#3958072)

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Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:33 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

Have you ever studied a chemical process? The byproducts aren't part of the main reaction!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271224&forum_id=2#3958114)

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Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:34 PM

Author: Curt Cobains Splattered Brain

any chemical reaction has zero change in mass from one state to another. the only reactions that actually consume mass are nuclear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271224&forum_id=2#3958139)

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Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:37 PM

Author: rasquach (aka aurasham aka Guadalupe)

"any chemical reaction has zero change in mass from one state to another."

Yes, but the byproducts differ from the end products.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3975903)





Date: October 9th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: onyx pozpig

hly shit, 1fucking80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8745693)





Date: October 5th, 2005 11:57 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

If I haven't heard of it, it's obvious I haven't heard it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3983915)





Date: October 5th, 2005 11:57 PM
Author: twinkling persian

You know, I edited within five seconds. No fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3983924)





Date: October 5th, 2005 11:59 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

It doesn't really matter. Anything we put in this thread is funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3983941)





Date: October 6th, 2005 12:00 AM
Author: twinkling persian

Not anymore. No one else is into it. I think you should pull a Seinfeld and walk out on a high note. Leave the thread as it is - magical - before it starts to fester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#3983965)





Date: November 26th, 2005 10:17 PM
Author: plum site sneaky criminal

These are mocking rasquach soundbites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#4390380)





Date: December 11th, 2005 12:32 AM
Author: cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address

Memories...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#4524733)





Date: December 19th, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Concupiscible aquamarine temple

A bunch of bitter mean little boys = a train moving at unstoppable momentum?

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#4607222)





Date: December 19th, 2005 11:13 AM
Author: Offensive vibrant double fault

My tits boycott Kleenex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#4607307)





Date: December 21st, 2005 6:40 PM
Author: cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#4632965)





Date: February 8th, 2006 8:02 PM
Author: Canary crawly center jap

plucot has risen again and now goes by intp.

"no the point is to actually spread the ideas/blog. xoxo i just posted a link to promote b/c i knew a lot of ppl would click."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#5032291)





Date: June 5th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant Fishy Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#5914090)





Date: June 6th, 2006 10:58 AM
Author: Exhilarant Fishy Institution

I couldn't sound retarded enough to pull this off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#5921670)





Date: June 6th, 2006 10:59 AM
Author: twinkling persian

bitter over the fact that I called you out? Very transparent, honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#5921678)





Date: June 6th, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: Exhilarant Fishy Institution

You retarded fungally challenged fuckwit, you tried to call me out, but you're too fucking retarded and narrow-minded to see how you're wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#5921682)





Date: June 15th, 2006 1:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sadistic pocket flask stage

huh? I remember a thread where you talked about being the kind of pussy sucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#5992777)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:12 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sadistic pocket flask stage

this is my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6264835)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sadistic pocket flask stage

still my favorite actual quote. i dont understand it at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6574010)





Date: September 26th, 2006 11:45 PM
Author: scarlet histrionic church building

hahhaa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6682956)





Date: June 15th, 2006 1:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sadistic pocket flask stage

Okay... so... the guy did not just called me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#5992811)





Date: June 17th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine philosopher-king national security agency

*scratches head*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6010779)





Date: June 17th, 2006 11:47 PM
Author: At-the-ready sooty step-uncle's house feces

i dont get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6010868)





Date: June 17th, 2006 11:51 PM
Author: Dashing chad

meh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6010897)





Date: June 17th, 2006 11:53 PM
Author: Ultramarine philosopher-king national security agency

i almost got laid tonight, you know.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6010910)





Date: June 19th, 2006 4:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine philosopher-king national security agency

*scratches head again for Crapturd's asshole thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6021308)





Date: June 27th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: carnelian misunderstood quadroon idea he suggested

So many Down's Syndrome patients are so spoiled though! I remember once when I volunteered at the Special Olympics and I le3aned over and some Down's Sydrom patient grabbed my ass. He totally knew what he was doing. But his mom just laughed and said "aw, alex . . ." wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6089434)





Date: August 23rd, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: diverse bossy dog poop boistinker

stupid whore BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6490590)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:49 PM
Author: Purple genital piercing

what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!?

As soon as ou asnwer, I'm going to try again to fall asleep. I have a 9am class.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6573976)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:51 PM
Author: Greedy Den Electric Furnace

maybe it only makes sense out of context, but this doesn't seem too bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6573985)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:52 PM
Author: Purple genital piercing

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127571

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6573991)





Date: September 7th, 2006 5:52 PM
Author: twinkling persian

this seems interesting. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6573992)





Date: October 29th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: Awkward Titillating Parlour

And where has this thread been, annoying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6883668)





Date: October 29th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine philosopher-king national security agency

appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#6883677)





Date: November 19th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Ultramarine philosopher-king national security agency

twice as many people, though the total population is more than twice America's. The fact that a smaller percentage drives is irrelevant - nearly everyone takes autos or rickshaws, so they're part of road traffic as well. Plus, in India theyr'e less likely to get medical care. Overall, as far as fatalities are concerned, they're better.

They're up there wrt smaller, "fender bender" type acidents though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7029513)





Date: November 29th, 2006 9:44 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sadistic pocket flask stage

Lots of information packed into very few sentences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7093068)





Date: November 29th, 2006 9:43 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sadistic pocket flask stage

Evan, you like more more than any poster here (does). Give it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7093064)





Date: December 19th, 2006 4:03 PM
Author: Maize University Ape

chalk cakes make my mouth hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7259307)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: Racy Bull Headed Queen Of The Night

former president of irasq = plucot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7342758)





Date: January 7th, 2007 11:31 AM
Author: cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address

Mmmm-hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7367680)





Date: March 17th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: Adventurous dun degenerate pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7768263)





Date: March 20th, 2007 7:05 PM
Author: Coiffed Big Roommate Doctorate

they're not going to serve you without any or much money, regardless of how easy it is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7786011)





Date: April 6th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: Razzle confused menage giraffe

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=608856&mc=4&forum_id=2#7886684

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7886698)





Date: April 6th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: Lascivious liquid oxygen

I'm still laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7886725)





Date: April 6th, 2007 7:33 PM
Author: Razzle confused menage giraffe

I, that's why I made fun of you for being "quick" there. It was obvious I'm rasquach, especially given the fact that it's the same account and I reminded it to youmore tan two and a half hours ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7886736)





Date: April 6th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Lascivious liquid oxygen

Me no read thread response eat tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7886752)





Date: April 14th, 2007 12:31 PM
Author: coral azn

300! :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#7930259)





Date: June 20th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine philosopher-king national security agency

you're pointing to the facts of the world which may or not be fortunate according to your politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8278068)





Date: June 27th, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine philosopher-king national security agency

Man, the other day I as on the elliptical just watching the beautiful body of this guy on a bike in front of me. Perfect ass, perfect back, etc.

And then he got off and it was like a 14 year old kid! I almost killed myself.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8308281)





Date: June 27th, 2007 7:06 PM
Author: glittery up-to-no-good piazza

Mem'ries lightthecornersofmymiiiiind. Misty, water-colored mem'riiiiies...of the waaaay we were...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8308567)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: alcoholic thriller principal's office headpube

That was the joke. That it's the same moniker. You guys are idiots.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317199)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:33 PM
Author: wonderful nursing home mad cow disease

Goodnight, xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317258)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:33 PM
Author: wonderful nursing home mad cow disease

ok, NOW goodnight xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317261)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:34 PM
Author: wonderful nursing home mad cow disease

1 second, ok, done, goodnight xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317262)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:34 PM
Author: wonderful nursing home mad cow disease

back, now leaving, goodnight this time for real xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317264)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:34 PM
Author: wonderful nursing home mad cow disease

going to sleep, goodnight everyone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317267)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:35 PM
Author: wonderful nursing home mad cow disease

*new thread* goodnight xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317271)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:35 PM
Author: wonderful nursing home mad cow disease

*50 responses later* ok, going to bed, cya!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317274)





Date: June 29th, 2007 7:35 PM
Author: wonderful nursing home mad cow disease

*new thread* goodnight XOXO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8317276)





Date: July 17th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: Supple Becky Stage

if the idiot turned to me one day sobbing and said "you know, it really hurts my feelings when you wear red shoes on Tuesday," yes, I would think he's batshit.

But I would also stop wearing red on Tuesdays. Because it makes no difference to me and it does to him.

So men, is there a reason you do stupid shit that upsets people for no particular reason?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8399650)





Date: July 17th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: galvanic theater keepsake machete

I was actually surprised this wasn't posted her to start with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8399655)





Date: August 3rd, 2007 2:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible aquamarine temple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=667176&forum_id=2#8467420)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8467772)





Date: September 19th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: Ultramarine philosopher-king national security agency

you tried to correct me and was wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8661175)





Date: October 9th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: hairraiser crusty ratface indian lodge

1 FUCKING 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8745690)





Date: October 9th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: cruel-hearted thirsty fat ankles address

MEMORIES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8745676)





Date: October 9th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: Stubborn arrogant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#8748224)





Date: May 5th, 2008 10:42 PM
Author: Disgusting generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#9739957)





Date: May 5th, 2008 10:44 PM
Author: Razzle confused menage giraffe

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=143999&forum_id=2#9739964)