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Hilarious Penn Law student website/resume - Let's bash this TTT
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:18 PM Author: Overrated pontificating jap Anyone here know this douche?
http://www.deshif.com/ |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:20 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother Wow... just wow. All that's missing is an LSAT score.
# Westlaw Certifications: Advanced Case Law, Advanced Statutory Research, Litigation, International Law, Patent, Trademark, Tax. # LexisNexis Mastery Certifications: Federal Litigation, Federal Tax, Corporate and Securities, International Law, IP, Environmental Law.
Awarded junior class standing upon matriculation based on advanced high school coursework. |
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Date: June 18th, 2005 10:35 AM Author: diverse olive doctorate Now don't be jealous just because "message board addict" is not elite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3047039) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:21 PM Author: Stirring insane stage pistol he evidently was formally congratulated for 'oustanding academic achievement' by alfonse d'amato.
if that's not prestige, then nothing is. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:23 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother Hey, don't sell him short! He was also formally congratulated by
* Nassau County Executive Thomas Gulotta. * Suffolk County Executive Robert Gaffney. * U.S. Congressman Gary Ackerman. * New York State Senate President Pro Tem and Majority Leader Ralph Marino. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:43 PM Author: heady address That's the most TTT part of that whole travesty of a CV. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296054) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:29 PM Author: Misanthropic useless cruise ship Have you considered that the resume people post on their personal website is different from their "real" resume that they use for employment purposes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296894) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:30 PM Author: ocher theatre go away, David (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296912) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:33 PM Author: Misanthropic useless cruise ship Dude the guy is in Cuba right now. See below. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296933) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:34 PM Author: ocher theatre but you also said you'll have internet access every day or two, David. and I doubt you're rocking out w/ the social events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296941) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:35 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe PWN3D!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296961) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:36 PM Author: Misanthropic useless cruise ship Not really. Just because there is one civilized person on xoxo who would come to this guy's defense doesn't mean its actually him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296967) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:47 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe when i started HS i was a pretty big dork, and i got picked on big time, and righfully so. it really sucked at the time, but im glad people were 'uncivil' to me, because it was only going to be worse at the next level unless i started becoming a little more self-aware of my social image. good, bad, right, wrong - that is just the way it is. you can stick up for this kid (or defend yourself if you are him), but the fact is, we are doing him (you) a favor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297073) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:36 PM Author: Misanthropic useless cruise ship Actually from his schedule it looks like he's all booked. Sorry dickhead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296966) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:39 PM Author: ocher theatre David, it's obviously you b/c no one else would be so persistent and call us naughty names out of nowhere. and I totally don't even recognize your moniker.
also allow me take this opportunity to tell you that my LS is more prestigious than yours, David. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:43 PM Author: Misanthropic useless cruise ship Dude the guy is in cuba on spring break. Give it a rest dickhead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297028) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:44 PM Author: burgundy locale bbw Speaking of that, does he have treasury department clearance? We should notify the treasury department just in case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297039) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:46 PM Author: ocher theatre I like you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297057) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 2:12 AM Author: Deranged station I love you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394226) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:24 PM Author: aquamarine galvanic university who puts Mensa membership on a resume?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295902) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:26 PM Author: Overrated pontificating jap Same guys who list Westlaw certification. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295920) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:20 PM Author: passionate foreskin Correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297372) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:26 PM Author: transparent crotch legend He says he was "featured" in Newsday, and then links to a blurb listing a bunch of local national merit scholar semi-finalists from 1997. Excellent stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295918) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:30 PM Author: marvelous brilliant fanboi nice, not even a finalist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295950) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 10:52 PM Author: hideous double fault and the onion "feature" is a photograph with a bunch of people seemingly chosen because they exude douchebaggery.
every law school has one of these guys. what's most amazing here is that the list of achievements is so long without even one of them being at all impresive. and "westlaw certification" is bizarre. that's like saying you have a driver's license. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:26 PM Author: Razzle Nubile Tattoo Oh my God. I didn't know that there was an actual place called "Hicksville," but apparently, there is.
My friend's bf is on law review at Penn...I'll have to ask about this dude. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 6:03 PM Author: comical chestnut lay partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296222) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 6:06 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Abode this is only relevant if something actually pans out....so i'll keep my bashing quiet til then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296271) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 7:18 PM Author: flirting spot i know, i thought it was just an expression until i stood at penn station and read the flashing signs for the long island railroad.
apparently hicksville girls wear white jeans and have really big bangs, though |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 1:57 PM Author: cream potus electric furnace http://www.census.gov/cgi-bin/gazetteer?city=hicksville&state=&zip= (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308455) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 8:22 PM Author: apoplectic embarrassed to the bone space Hicksville is full of smelly Indians. And now the Broadway Mall has a Wal-Mart, too. Truly a TTT town. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2391094) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:28 PM Author: rambunctious deer antler Check out the links in his recogintion section. Almost all of them are bad links. That oozes prestige. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295934) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:29 PM Author: sienna bearded travel guidebook brunch Hey, at least we know he was in the Onion. Only thing more prestigious than that is being in Leiter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295948) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:32 PM Author: rambunctious deer antler Let's not forget the prestige involved in working for Daddy for the last 8 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295975) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 1:36 PM Author: chrome chapel faggot firefighter Hey, this guy may be dorkey but he came by it honestly. Did you see the link to his father's website. Oh, and check out the link to Greater New York Mensa. The pictures of these losers will keep you laughing for a long, long time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308258) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 9:20 PM Author: Cordovan Psychic Mexican Not to mention the fact that his appearance in the Onion featured him getting mocked for being a huge goddamn dork. Prestige in spades. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297888) |
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Date: April 5th, 2005 6:09 PM Author: lilac boyish dilemma Was this all really true? I feel like it's some bizarre part of the space-time continuum, but I can't help but laugh as I read the whole thing.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2492350) |
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Date: June 18th, 2005 2:13 AM Author: grizzly toilet seat haunted graveyard This is why there are so many self hating jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3046335) |
Date: March 9th, 2005 5:23 PM Author: Nofapping Aromatic School They actually used him for a photo shoot for the Onion when they needed a picture of a douche. Superb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295894) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:25 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother LOL
http://www.deshif.com/onion.htm |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:30 PM Author: shimmering mentally impaired bawdyhouse classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295960) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:28 PM Author: Maroon Stain Box Office Someone should email this to everyone at upenn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295937) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:31 PM Author: Impertinent laser beams shrine He's already pretty famous around here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295962) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:32 PM Author: Razzle Nubile Tattoo Do share. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295982) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:34 PM Author: Impertinent laser beams shrine From what I've witnessed, he's very active and outspoken. But I don't know him personally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295992) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:37 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother Don't know him personally, but he caused quite a stir at the EJF auction a couple of weeks ago when he bid almost $1000 for picnic with a young/popular professor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296010) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: Razzle Nubile Tattoo http://www.dailypennsylvanian.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/09/22/4151207d44b7f
Goodness, his grades come up in an article about massages? |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:43 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother LOL, good find. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296049) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:48 PM Author: laughsome boiling water I'm *sure* he takes advantage of the massages just because of stress during exams. Probably his only outlet for flesh-on-flesh contact. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296094) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:14 PM Author: Seedy Stock Car is that abnormal? Those professor things go for a ton at the CLF auction here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296767) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:17 PM Author: talented garrison community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297339) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:42 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297533) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:28 PM Author: sienna bearded travel guidebook brunch In case you ever want to get in touch with him, http://www.deshif.com/Cal0000.htm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295938) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:31 PM Author: transparent crotch legend someone should IM him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295972) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:32 PM Author: maniacal half-breed "Facilitated development of interpersonal and social skills through interaction with elderly psychiatric patients"
OMG. We all puff our resumes a bit, but come on! This shit's embarrassing to read. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:34 PM Author: rambunctious deer antler With such a schedule, how does he find time to bang all the hot chicks I'm sure are beating down his door? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2295990) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:42 PM Author: Infuriating fishy jewess resort VIRGIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296045) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:43 PM Author: Lime dashing market You HAVE to read the Nikkei link. Who on earth would put a story about being fired on their resume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296051) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:45 PM Author: rambunctious deer antler I wish Milk Chan was here. She could say this much better than I can - "YOU DUMBASS!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296073) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:45 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother Oh Christ, I didn't even notice that:
A pink slipper David Shifren, software engineer, was laid off from a newly built telecommunication company in November just two weeks after he was hired. "I do want to work for a IT-related company again," says Shifren, who talked to four recruiters at the party that night. "But next one must be a place where I can get a decent training." |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:56 PM Author: Razzle Nubile Tattoo The MSNBC article is also about losing his dot-com job when the company was "NASDAQ'd" -- not something I think I'd want to advertise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296161) |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 4:01 AM Author: vermilion pocket flask senate Holy Shit. Nice find. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4838464) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:45 PM Author: titillating bat shit crazy hairy legs With all of these lame hobbies, how does he find time for the most important facet of his existence: furtively masturbating to TeenPeople for hours at a time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296066) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:53 PM Author: Lime dashing market Oh, even the busiest person can find time for that. Um, I've heard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296131) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:47 PM Author: Wonderful Karate Tanning Salon Leboeuf is a good place to work. Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296088) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:56 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother Ha... I guess that goes to show how much personality matters, when good grades and law review only gets you LeBoeuf.
However, the fact that even he can make $125k should show how well Penn places ;) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:59 PM Author: Wonderful Karate Tanning Salon I was actually being serious, I thought the people there were better than people I met elsewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296185) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 6:01 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother Really? Very interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296199) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 6:03 PM Author: Wonderful Karate Tanning Salon Like I told you eariler, it's not just about vault rank.
*edit* however since guy is working there, my opinion is going to drop. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 6:04 PM Author: Very Tactful Carnelian Property Roommate he's still a douche if he makes 450K.
hth |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 6:04 PM Author: comical chestnut lay partner [Oh, fine. Guilt edit.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296235) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:02 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe Did you guys catch this one:
Keyboards/cowbell/lute: Captain Buzzkill & the Bringdowns |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:03 PM Author: multi-colored church building i GOTTA have more cowbell! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296685) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:05 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296695) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:06 PM Author: Razzle Nubile Tattoo He's on the masthead of the Penn Law Review...this is really, really elaborate if someone is just making fun of him. That doesn't make sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296703) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:07 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296712) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:12 PM Author: Bisexual Mildly Autistic Rigor "Cancun Hot Body '03 & '04""
I don't believe it. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:20 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe see the WHOIS i posted below
his website was registered about 2 years ago, that means someone would have to hack his domain to put that stuff up there and i cant believe anyone would put that much effort into a prank |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:24 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Abode Yeah, unless he holds fat *exclusively* in his bean and nowhere else, that's just not happening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296861) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:15 PM Author: ocher theatre he wants his loved ones to know what flights he's on in case a plane goes down. covering his bases. how sweet. I'm sure everyone cares. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296779) |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 11:01 AM Author: Twinkling step-uncle's house how did he get direct HAV-MIA flights? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4838942) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:13 PM Author: ocher theatre I actually know someone a lot like this in real life. These people exist. Every two months I get a listserved email update that's 20 pages long --and I'm pretty sure unless you're Batman or something no one has 20 pages worth in 2 months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296759) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:06 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe Notice that this guy's resume is so douchey that no one is even talking about how fat and ugly he is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296701) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:06 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296704) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 1:47 PM Author: Electric Generalized Bond Idea He Suggested Oh, geez. Now I'm ashamed that I have something in common with him.
It was basically a fricking EMAIL LIST. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:10 PM Author: ocher theatre mental note: don't try to get job with Leboeuf in the fall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296732) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:11 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe Looks legit to me, here is the WHOIS on his domain:
Domain: deshif.com Registrant David Shifren deshif@optonline.net 25 West 13th Street New York, NY 10011 US +1.1111111111
Administrative David Shifren DEShif deshif@deshif.com 25 West 13th Street New York, NY 10011 US +1.2063500531 +1.2063500531 (FAX)
Billing David Shifren DEShif deshif@deshif.com 25 West 13th Street New York, NY 10011 US +1.2063500531 +1.2063500531 (FAX)
Technical David Shifren DEShif deshif@deshif.com 25 West 13th Street New York, NY 10011 US +1.2063500531 +1.2063500531 (FAX) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:12 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296748) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:16 PM Author: ocher theatre is anyone a Duke alum here? they could write and ask him for advice or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296794) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:56 PM Author: Charismatic nursing home NicoBlue is. They might have been in the same graduating class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297655) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:19 PM Author: Magenta pozpig preventive strike The funniest part is how he lists his upcoming summer associate position under his experiences.
After that, its his schedule that takes the cake. This guy is so damn self important that he has to post his class schedule online!! |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:20 PM Author: Magenta pozpig preventive strike scratch that - look at his calendar - he has all these cheesy singles or whatever meeting listed as if he has something to do. So sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296825) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:22 PM Author: Razzle Nubile Tattoo I think listing the summer associate position is fine -- it's the advice the HLS OCS would give any 2L. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296834) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:26 PM Author: Yellow private investor But for something that reeks of prestige, that's not exactly the most prestigous of firms.
And nobody cares what Harvard would do, you cunt. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:55 PM Author: Razzle Nubile Tattoo I think that someone called "HLSking" probably does care, and that's who I was talking to, genius. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297144) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:27 PM Author: Misanthropic useless cruise ship This board is filled with many vicious people. Even "respected" posters like rk982 and hanna jumped on the bully bandwagon. Pathetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296882) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:27 PM Author: ocher theatre STFU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296884) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:34 PM Author: Misanthropic useless cruise ship I hope you have a nice life being a dickhead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296949) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:35 PM Author: ocher theatre it's been working pretty well for me so far. thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296962) |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 6:19 PM Author: Effete light prole french chef HAHA, that was fucking beautiful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4842140) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:42 PM Author: comical chestnut lay partner I did feel a little bad about it, yeah. Oh well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297018) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:55 PM Author: Razzle Nubile Tattoo Same here. Too late. And anyway, posting a web site like that is the virtual equivalent of going on reality TV. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297151) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:59 PM Author: cerise dopamine menage Correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297707) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 10:24 AM Author: Appetizing Crystalline Kitchen Philosopher-king Agreed. Not very nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300443) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:29 PM Author: jet-lagged glittery sanctuary Subject: THE SCHIFREN STORY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296903) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:34 PM Author: Lime dashing market He might be mildly autistic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296939) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:35 PM Author: ocher theatre I don't think autistic people would stalk people though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2296951) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:41 PM Author: Misanthropic useless cruise ship This guy is a weirdo but its not his fault. You can't choose the way you are born or how you talk. If anyone else here was born with all the hurdles that this guy apparantly has, I guarantee they would have rolled over and given up. Personally, I think this guy is lucky he's a genius because god knows he isn't getting by on his looks or by being a smooth talker. If he has to interview aggressively because he is a social weirdo, more power to him for going after what he wants. As for talking in class, tons of people do that, he only gets picked on because he is ugly and has a stutter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297014) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:43 PM Author: burgundy locale bbw Also, he is apparently a massive tool and faggot and all-around loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297033) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:45 PM Author: Misanthropic useless cruise ship No doubt he is. But its still incredibly vicious to savage a stranger on an internet board like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297050) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:49 PM Author: ocher theatre look out the window, Davey. it's a cruel world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297087) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:52 PM Author: Misanthropic useless cruise ship I understand it may be difficult for a dickhead like you to understand that nice people exist. I assure you that just because a random poster takes the opposite side from you in an argument doesn't mean that poster must be the subject of the debate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297113) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:06 PM Author: burgundy locale bbw Did you learn that during Westlaw certification? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297259) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:12 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother Nah, he learned it at Mensa. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297309) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:07 PM Author: chartreuse blood rage antidepressant drug absurd defense of a tool - check
excessively logical style of argumentation - check
egregious self-promotion ("nice guy") - check
use of the phrase "subject of the debate" - check
Hi David. |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 11:07 AM Author: Twinkling step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4838964) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:45 PM Author: ocher theatre also, he defends himself on anonymous internet message boards. and unconvincingly might I add. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297052) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:11 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297302) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 1:51 PM Author: Electric Generalized Bond Idea He Suggested "I think this guy is lucky he's a genius..."
Wait, back up. How do we know he's a genius? The Mensa membership? National Merit Finalist? The years working for his father? What?
I've seen absolutely no evidence of that? |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:01 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother Woah, that was him? The stalking rumor was circulating among 1Ls early in the term but I didn't know it was about him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297215) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:04 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe i doubt that there is a lurking xoxo reader that became so disgusted that they would come to this guy's defense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297248) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:37 PM Author: passionate foreskin "he constantly raises his hand and has one of the worst speech impediments ive ever heard. it often takes him minutes to get out a word becuase of his stuttering problem."
Holy shit, I think I sat in on a Con Law class at Penn last year with this dude. It was the day he was called on. I was stunned. |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 1:53 PM Author: chrome chapel faggot firefighter Subject: loser This guy is the next David Berkowitz/Son of Sam. Mark my words and watch and see! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308418) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: Blue useless brakes Subject: ::passes out in shock:: Oh my god. It's like the three most annoying people I know combined into one.
My sympathies to all at Penn.
At some level I feel bad for the guy, clearly teased a lot early on in life and is compensating a hell of a lot to make up for it. Unfortunately this compensation only leads to more ridiculing for being a total weirdo.
On another level, we've all been made fun of in life. And plenty of people do not turn into completely socially inept people because of it. In fact, sometimes the most well adjusted people I know where teased a lot in grade school. So that's no excuse.
And frankly, on a personal level, I have been the recipient of strange creepy guys hitting on me and it's no fun. So if he's stalking people I have a serious problem with that.
Reasons not to attend Penn...:-p |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 1:46 AM Author: awkward clown range This kid sounds like the equivalent of a 1L at Vanderbilt who is often referred to as "the dragon."
edit: but with more tact. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:33 PM Author: burgundy locale bbw Isn't 'Shifren' a Jewish name?
Jewish mafia, do something about this! |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:29 PM Author: Lime dashing market Forget it, the Nikkei link alone is enough to excommunicate him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297445) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 7:44 PM Author: excitant hominid genital piercing Uh, check out the Onion link. I think that is him in the satin shirt. LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297046) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:59 PM Author: drunken misunderstood native newt I'm surpised he didn't call it a "model shoot" on his CV. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297694) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:06 PM Author: chartreuse blood rage antidepressant drug This Deshif guy has proven to me that not only does God have a sense of humor, He's actually a cynical bastard. Keep up the good work, oh Lord of Heaven. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297258) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:19 PM Author: mint center What's the only part of his busy schedule he doesn't report here: http://www.deshif.com/Cal0000.htm ??
His weekly NAMBLA meetings. Look at this picture: http://www.deshif.com/david.jpg He'd be perfect in NRA-style "I am NAMBLA" advertisements. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:24 PM Author: Azure Lettuce Coldplay Fan I knew this guy at Duke - not well, but I took some classes with him and majored in a similar, overlapping field.
There are two types of nerds: those who are quiet, nice-guy nerds (with whom I have no problem, and often befriend, even) and those who are aggressive, obnoxious, arrogant nerds (e.g. Bill Gates). This guy is in the second class.
It's kind of TTT to do this to the poor guy, though. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:29 PM Author: sienna bearded travel guidebook brunch Do you know anything about him stalking girls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297439) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:31 PM Author: talented garrison community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297457) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:33 PM Author: passionate foreskin LMAO, that is an awesome story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297469) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:37 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother I was there too... Unfortunately, what dickcheese posted was 100% accurate.
You just had to see it... He literally jumped out of his seat and was standing in front of the auctioneer waving his paddle around and around. It was insane. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:38 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe what was the expression of the profs face? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297504) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:41 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother She wasn't there, she just donated the item. Dunno what her reaction to this is, but like dickcheese said above, I'd be pretty freaked out. I don't even know if DeShif is going to bring 3 people with him or if he's just going to go alone with her.
The audience was laughing, but it was very uneasy... I mean, it's kind of like how a lot of people reacted to the J cutting herself thing from that xo thread the other day... The whole situation was pretty funny but when you realize that he isn't playing and is 100% serious, it kind of freaks you out after the fact. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:43 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe am i the only one that thinks he'll show up and introduce his three imaginary best friends (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297542) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:44 PM Author: talented garrison community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297557) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:56 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe well played! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297660) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:59 PM Author: talented garrison community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297692) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:28 PM Author: Citrine temple gaping Edit:
I'm starting to feel bad. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:29 PM Author: Hairraiser outnumbered field giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297440) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:31 PM Author: Lime dashing market I think he emceed my Bar Mitzvah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297455) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:32 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Unbelievable, simply unbelievable... From the tux, to the U.S. Supreme Court bar, to the AOL URL... |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:41 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe what does it take to graduate 'near' the top of your class at Fordham? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297531) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:45 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother I dunno about that, but it must be pretty damn hard to become an adjunct professor of law at the local community college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297561) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:48 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe his son is obviously a better web designer and goes to a much more prestigious law school. i wonder what shif sr. must be like in real life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297587) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:51 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother Eh, after seeing DeShif.com Penn doesn't feel very prestigious anymore :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297610) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:56 PM Author: talented garrison community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297654) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:43 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297547) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: Hairraiser outnumbered field giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297631) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:58 PM Author: sienna bearded travel guidebook brunch Link from above:
http://members.aol.com/shiflaw/ |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 8:36 PM Author: Bateful school cafeteria persian Damn that's funny.
I love the guy's pic on the right. What a fag.
This confirms it: douchebaggery is genetic. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:44 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297558) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe initially i thought that reading this would do him some good. (as i posted above, i was a pretty big dork in HS, simply because i was just so unaware of social norms and my social image. getting picked on honestly did wonders for my life since then)
but in my experience there are just some kids that dont get it and dont care. the type of guys that you might invite to sit with you at lunch or invite out for a beer just to make an effort to include them, but they turn out to be even weirder than you expected. the guy obviously enjoys his life and is proud of his accomplishments. i cant imagine him reading this thread and being enlightened on the one hand or emotionally hurt on the other. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:55 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297647) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 10:24 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother Yeah, there's no way that he can't *not* know what people think of him here. He probably doesn't care or loves it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298364) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 2:04 PM Author: chrome chapel faggot firefighter "enlighten on the one hand or emotionally distrubed on the other". Are you kidding? This guy is going to update his resume/CV to include this link to show how much people are talking about him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308523) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 9:32 AM Author: maniacal half-breed He probably googles himself on a regular basis. If xoxo threads turn up in google, he'll find it himself.
I just googled him on my own, and he's listed as the treasurer of the Golden Key at Hunter. 2003. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:50 PM Author: Swashbuckling location ceo It's not very "Bush team leader" of him to travel to red Cuba and spend his Euros there! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297607) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother That website made me feel ashamed to be a Republican. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297622) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:57 PM Author: Hairraiser outnumbered field giraffe As if the GOP had oodles of dignity in the first place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297666) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:59 PM Author: sienna bearded travel guidebook brunch 172 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297706) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 2:02 PM Author: Electric Generalized Bond Idea He Suggested I feel the same way. I was really hoping he'd be a wacko liberal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308498) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 8:55 PM Author: mind-boggling library $1000 vegas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2297648) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 9:44 PM Author: sticky motley orchestra pit i dont get it, why would anyone want to read his schedule and calendar? what is the purpose of having that shit on his website? The resume is one thing, but why do i need to know where he is every second of every single day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298093) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 9:55 PM Author: talented garrison community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298193) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 10:47 PM Author: translucent trip business firm wrinkle strict scrutiny: he'safag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298507) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 11:22 PM Author: talented garrison community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298729) |
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Date: June 18th, 2005 10:22 AM Author: sinister topaz brethren indian lodge ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3047023) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 11:25 PM Author: Supple Cowardly Gas Station Toaster i know the entire family pretty well, though i'm certainly not friends with david.
give him a break. he's been taking shit his whole life.
and don't bring the dad into it. shitty website or not, take it from me, the guy's pretty fucking successful. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 11:31 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe we dont need to take it from you, we've got his life story on a website (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298787) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 11:32 PM Author: Citrine temple gaping Taking shit from what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298793) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 11:35 PM Author: Supple Cowardly Gas Station Toaster from peers. likely due to stuttering and social awkwardness, as well as his looks. he might be annoying as all hell in large groups, but he's a pretty nice guy otherwise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298815) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 11:45 PM Author: Razzle Nubile Tattoo I know a guy who is a severe stutterer and he was well liked and successful at HYS -- he was on law review and ended up at a top-5 NY firm. Law school may look like high school, but it's not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298893) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 2:14 PM Author: chrome chapel faggot firefighter Listen, this guy brings shit upon himself by creating a website like and by out-biding himself for a picnic. If he get's picked on because of his actions, it's his own fault.
I actually started to feel sorry for this guy until I read his sense of self importance. There are likeable nerds but this guy isn't one of them. So, if he gets picked on... oh well. That said, he'll probably have the last laugh after he explodes and goes postal on all of us. |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 11:33 PM Author: talented garrison community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298802) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 11:36 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe surely you jest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298823) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 11:38 PM Author: talented garrison community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298842) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 11:40 PM Author: Razzle Nubile Tattoo Is Burbank around this year? I wouldn't want him to get shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298864) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 11:41 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe if he really plans to blow away some kids at school im sure he'll update his calendar online before he does it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298872) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 1:10 AM Author: translucent trip business firm wrinkle hahahahah 1fucking80 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2299424) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 12:55 PM Author: cream potus electric furnace A+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300946) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 11:45 PM Author: Poppy stimulating messiness principal's office This reminds me of the good 'ol days of XOXO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298899) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 11:48 PM Author: Histrionic amethyst institution azn - (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2298916) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 12:52 AM Author: chocolate incel people who are hurt Subject: Holy Crap, it's David Shifren! I went to college with this guy. He was notorious on campus for being the biggest nerd at the entire school. I can't say I really ever talked to him, but he was a total tool.
1. I know of at least two girls that had to get restraining orders against him because he stalked them. He would wait outside their dorms for them every day, all day. No social graces, couldn't figure out that just because a girl smiled at you in class does not make her your new best friend.
2. I saw him on Halloween one year wearing a cheerleading outfit. Keep in mind, he's at least 70 pounds overweight. And he wasn't the funny fat kid in a group of friends doing it to be funny. It was very creepy.
3. As others have noted, he's the arrogant, aggressive, supernerd. We all hated him.
4. I don't know if he got kicked out of school for stalking, but it certainly wouldn't surprise me. His picture isn't in the class yearbook, and he's not listed in the online alumni directory. |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 1:29 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2299554) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 2:12 AM Author: vigorous sepia parlour masturbator nice! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2299840) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 6:38 AM Author: Elite vivacious rigpig I find it strange that this kid's apparently a big ol' federalist but is also in "journal of law and social change" (sounds liberal) and STREET LAW. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300222) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 7:13 AM Author: yapping wine ladyboy You are such asses. I met this guy a couple of weeks ago, and he seems fine in real life. Give him a break. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300239) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 10:28 AM Author: Bisexual Mildly Autistic Rigor Aren't you supposed to go to YLS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300450) |
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Date: March 5th, 2006 2:36 AM Author: black house HI DAVID (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#5251259) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 7:26 AM Author: Sooty base As soon as he finds out about all of this he's definitely adding "The Most Prestigious Admissions Board in the World" to the "featured in" section of his CV. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300243) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 11:36 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300735) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 7:33 AM Author: Ruddy milk Wow. I thought UVA's republican nerdy guy who everbody knows who has a website was sort of toolish, but he looks like Miles Davis compared to Mr. Shif.
I don't know why I posted this, as I won't say who the UVA guy is, so don't bother asking. |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 7:56 AM Author: Ruddy milk Oh, and whether there was any doubt that this is really him putting up the site, well, I think it runs in the family
http://members.aol.com/shiflaw/ |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: Magenta pozpig preventive strike Whats with the magician pictures? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2301101) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 6:25 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother What's with the AOL address? At least DeShif got his own domain name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2302842) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 8:38 AM Author: Maroon Stain Box Office This person is a classic example of why all schools should REQUIRE interviews before offering admission. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300268) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 8:51 AM Author: indigo nowag lmao...wow. really. wow. nobody else puts MIDDLE SCHOOL or sophomore year of high school "honors" on their stuff, right? and is a link to "Spanish" in "Proficient in Spanish - verbal and written communication" really necessary? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300278) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 10:43 AM Author: Vengeful Exciting Hissy Fit Trailer Park Subject: I cant believe Im sorry... I'm really still in disbelief that people like this actually exist. What happens to them? ARe these the kind of people who become famously successful? I have to assume no way... but I actually think his resume is preety fucking prestigious.
Nonetheless, I'm sure he scores in the bottom 10th percentile on all standardized social skill tests. He reminds me of that guy in office space, milton. |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 10:56 AM Author: Hairless up-to-no-good piazza sound barrier You guys, I am a NATIONAL AP SCHOLAR WITH DISTINCTION and I didn't put that anywhere in my applications. Am I screwed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300549) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 12:57 PM Author: cream potus electric furnace How'd that paper go? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300958) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 12:35 PM Author: Hairless up-to-no-good piazza sound barrier I just had to turn in the proposal (four pages plus preliminary bibliography) and he ate it up, gave me an A, and said it is a wonderful and unique topic.
I can only assume that Peen Law Review is in my future, but seriously, thanks. ;) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 1:56 PM Author: cream potus electric furnace That's an interesting typo.
GL. |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 1:57 PM Author: Hairless up-to-no-good piazza sound barrier I will chalk that up to midterms, and also my TTTness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308451) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 1:58 PM Author: cream potus electric furnace It's cool. Yours was an easy question, really; harder has been answering the "What should I write my college essay about?" questions (I teach high school, if you didn't already know that) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2308465) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 2:26 PM Author: Hairless up-to-no-good piazza sound barrier Their desire to sleep with members of the adcomm.
That's what I wrote my law one on. ;) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 11:09 AM Author: 180 mahogany ticket booth check out the link to his father's law firm...
http://members.aol.com/shiflaw/
who puts a picture of themselves like that up on their professional site. |
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Date: June 18th, 2005 2:35 AM Author: Bespoke Abnormal Theater Cuckold Like father, like son...their webdesign skills are AWFUL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3046420) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 12:30 PM Author: spectacular office You guys are just jealous... My resume is more prestigous than yours, my father is more presitgous than yours, and the girl that I stalk and will one day be my girlfriend is more prestigous than your girlfriend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300788) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 12:43 PM Author: maniacal half-breed yeah...that's it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2300847) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: Vibrant white hell thanks man, I spent 10 minutes reading this post in class, then you post this, I lose my shit and starting laughing out loud in Con Law. Luckily, the teacher did not say anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2301861) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 2:31 PM Author: mauve heaven immigrant I'm not going to make fun of this guy because he's just emblematic of the Republican Party (David Shifren = New School Karl Rove) and Long Island as a whole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2301466) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 2:49 PM Author: Cyan Soul-stirring Organic Girlfriend You think Shitren carries business cards with him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2301563) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 6:36 PM Author: Tan curious sweet tailpipe i suspect they would be 'business binders' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2302913) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 7:24 PM Author: Milky Big National Yarmulke LOL. THIS GUY IS A FAGGOT. I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE CLASSES WITH HIM THOUGH. NON STOP COMEDY EVERY DAY. LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2303187) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 7:32 PM Author: flirting spot i'm surprised to see people bashing LeBoeuf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2303231) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 10:33 PM Author: talented garrison community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2304313) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 10:34 PM Author: concupiscible navy stead halford Well, they did hire this douchebag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2304326) |
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Date: March 10th, 2005 10:39 PM Author: talented garrison community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2304370) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 10:42 PM Author: Bonkers telephone area I feel bad for the poor guy. So he is a big nerd and he is annoying. I get it. I would be mortified if I went on the internet and read hundreds of messages making fun of me. No one deserves that sort of public humiliation, no matter how much of a nerd they are. I say it's time to call off the hounds. |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 10:46 PM Author: bright provocative kitty church You're a dolt. By voluntarily making the details of his life visible to all, he has thoroughly forfeited any entitlement to pity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2312228) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 3:26 PM Author: cracking queen of the night pit bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2388651) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 3:31 PM Author: crusty copper set cuck Thanks. I forgot about this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2388684) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 3:40 PM Author: cracking queen of the night pit I love it - I can't get enough of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2388752) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 4:25 PM Author: talking lascivious sneaky criminal check out his pic w/ Ari Fleischer on his website.
Edit: Is that real silk? http://www.deshif.com/pix/ARI.JPG
(probably right after meeting Ari: riding the goat - http://www.deshif.com/pix/B10.jpg |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:00 PM Author: Startling rehab "Hello 911...There is a douchebag harrasing Judge Jones and some of her interns..."
http://www.deshif.com/pix/BSJ1.JPG |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:01 PM Author: Glassy corner Damn, the one on the right of the judge is hot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2390003) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:01 PM Author: cracking queen of the night pit Probably spent 2 hours rounding up that many women - only to have his shot ruined by another male in the background. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2390007) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:17 PM Author: talking lascivious sneaky criminal Every time I start feeling bad about this thread I think about the past two presidential elections. The fact that I feel bad at all is the problem. Democrats need to learn to be heartless a$$holes. Might as well learn by practicing on Republicans. (NOTE: I do like Christine Todd Whitman, but I'm pretty sure she isn't a real Republican). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2390098) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 8:24 PM Author: cerebral brass turdskin LOOK AT THE MANTITTIES ON THAT TOOL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2391100) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:47 PM Author: Orchid place of business Subject: are you sure? Ombudsman, Please view this picture that he VOLUNTARILY posted on his website: http://www.deshif.com/pix/B10.jpg (and recently mentioned above)...
Do you still contend that "No one deserves that sort of public humiliation, no matter how much of a nerd they are."
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:48 PM Author: Sapphire Contagious Jew Mother The Goat has been violated :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2390340) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 8:27 PM Author: pearly dog poop plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2391123) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:48 PM Author: High-end erotic goyim Subject: wow does this poor guy even know he's getting totally owned on xoxo by now? somebody must have told him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2390345) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:53 PM Author: spectacular office Yes I know, In fact it's on my resume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2390375) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 6:55 PM Author: cracking queen of the night pit I checked - I don't see it on the main page. Is it in Appendix C? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2390389) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 10:18 PM Author: talking lascivious sneaky criminal LMFAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2391927) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 8:47 PM Author: apoplectic embarrassed to the bone space Oh man, I think I've passed his father's law practice in Hicksville. The one I'm thinking of has its phone number in huge gold numbers on the front of the building, so I'll have to pay more attention the next time I pass it. It's right near where LILCO was, so I think that could be it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2391312) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 11:52 PM Author: bronze razzle-dazzle circlehead Subject: Nope That's Dominic Barbara's practice. My father's practice used to be down the road from there but no longer is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2392841) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 1:54 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394077) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 1:57 AM Author: bronze razzle-dazzle circlehead Not personally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394103) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 2:11 AM Author: Deranged station Do you know me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394220) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 2:14 AM Author: bronze razzle-dazzle circlehead Nope. Should I? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394245) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 2:16 AM Author: Deranged station Yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394273) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 2:19 AM Author: bronze razzle-dazzle circlehead Or, rather, do I? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394301) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 8:48 PM Author: Irradiated Internet-worthy Casino Subject: Computer Science When I first saw that photo, I thought to myself "computer science." Then I scrolled down the page and . . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2391320) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 11:30 PM Author: bronze razzle-dazzle circlehead Subject: I'm touched... ... that everyone seems to find my site so hilarious.
1. Yes, the site is real. I'm real. And I'm really DEShif himself. (To prove it's me, here's the IM I got from Jim Adler: Mr Jim Adler (7:12:27 PM): You seriously have got to be the biggest tool I have ever come across in my life. Your resume is pathetic and the fact that you list the things that you do on your away message is just sad.)
2. Neither "xeris" nor "David Shifren" are me. I just found about this forum (and, indeed, this site) tonight when someone posted to my site's forum.
3. The story about my bidding for $950 for picnic with Struve is true. I did have a group lined up (although not at that price). And it has nothing to do with her looks or gender and everything to do with market competition. You may recall I also bought events with Profs. Roosevelt, Persily, Parchomovsky, and Prichett (all male). The only reason I spent $950 for this one was because a group of 1Ls bid up to $900.
4. The rumors about expulsion from Duke, restraining orders, or any stalking at all are utterly untrue. Ask the admissions office if you don't believe me - they've seen my records.
5. The photo of Judge Jones' chambers really are the clerks and interns. At the time it was taken, I was the only male in the office. And, no, that's not why I took the job!
6. Yes, the hot body championships are true. And, yes, I won them despite (or perhaps due to?) my being fat and ugly.
7. This online resume isn't the same as my actual, paper resume. That one is one page and omits almost all of the minor things which are on the online resume. This one is much more comprehensive and (perhaps exhaustively) detailed.
8. Finally, the purpose behind the event calendar and schedule is twofold: first, for my own convenience - I don't have a PDA and secondly, because my friends (yes, I do have friends!) sometimes use it to see what's going on, what classes I'm taking, or when I'm free.
9. The Cuba trip was legal (and quite fun) - I had Treasury Dept. permission through the law school to conduct academic research.
10. Finally, despite what many on the board have speculated, I am neither gay nor a virgin (although, admittedly, I am single). And, in response to your next question, I've never used a prostitute.
Let me know if you have any other questions. :) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 11:32 PM Author: Floppy Meetinghouse i like you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2392631) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 12:17 AM Author: drab fear-inspiring lodge really tough guy youve got a pair my friend. welcome to the insanity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2393135) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 12:29 AM Author: Demanding Keepsake Machete Dear Mr. Shifren,
Upon examining your resume, my advisors and I have concluded that I am more prestigious than you. While you have achieved some prestigiousness in your day, you simply do not rival the glorious elitism that is 174. HTH.
Please update your resume's "Recognition" section to reflect that I responded to your post, as this surely constitutes prestigious recognition.
Feel free to ask for advice if you ever need help not being a TTT.
Gloriously elite, 174 |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 12:45 AM Author: Fragrant forum tank "Please update your resume's "Recognition" section to reflect that I responded to your post, as this surely constitutes prestigious recognition"
Yes. 180. |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 12:47 AM Author: Demanding Keepsake Machete *bows*
I have racked up two 180's tonight. This is unprecedented. |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 1:28 AM Author: Adventurous stage a truly stirring moment of prestigiousness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2393893) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 1:43 AM Author: Onyx Arousing Hospital Factory Reset Button Hey douchebag,
I actually found this funny. Well done. Finally youre getting the hang of utilizing your schtick in an effective manner. Keep it up, and Ill refrain from embarassing you.
Hugs and Kisses,
YOUREANIDIOT |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 2:36 AM Author: Demanding Keepsake Machete Thanks for the vote of confidence- I just had to work out the kinks.
I sure am glad you're done "embarassing" me! |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 11:27 AM Author: Low-t theater stage 176 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2395868) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 1:35 AM Author: Citrine temple gaping You sound pretty nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2393946) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 5:12 PM Author: anal exhilarant parlor Subject: please grow up Greetings.
Making fun of others is fine. We all do it.
It is extremely cowardly, however, to do so anonymously, hiding behind the cloak of a website.
Thus, I present a real, working email address: adamspamguard-autoadmit@yahoo.com
[Of course, this is a temporary address, I can keep it as long (or short) as I want. But for now it goes straight to my inbox]
Anyway. I strongly recommend that many of you think long and hard about your desire and readiness for law school. These types of baseless attacks simply are not welcome within these halls.
If nothing else, please do not come to Penn. You won't fit in and we won't accept these types of attitudes and behaviors.
And in the future, if you have something to say, please at least attach a name and email.
--Adam |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 11:33 PM Author: massive pale whorehouse internal respiration This douche misspelled "university" on his TTTSHITEATINGFAGGOT resume! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2392639) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 11:47 PM Author: bronze razzle-dazzle circlehead Subject: Doh! Wow, how embarrassing! Thanks for letting me know! I'll fix it right away! (Good thing this isn't the resume I send to employers!) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2392798) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2005 11:48 PM Author: Judgmental Stag Film be nice, he's a really nice, smart guy. just dorky. he was in my freshman dorm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2392806) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 12:12 AM Author: Razzmatazz party of the first part state Did you ever play spit and shove? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2393083) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 1:29 AM Author: Adventurous stage holy shit -- you know him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2393896) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 1:47 AM Author: dull racy crackhouse goal in life Subject: You're all fucked. I know David from another school he went to. Yes, he sat in the front and raised his hand, and yes he would often annoy the teacher, and yes it took him a little while to get his words out and yes he was akward with girls and akward in general.
However, he has a good heart. He is a good guy. He is never mean, always positive and if he comes off arrogant sometimes, well re-read the aforegoing posts and ask yourself why someone who is constantly made fun of might act like that. I wasn't his best friend, or really knew him, but someone told me of this post today and we all talked about why it was sad that there were so many immature children who could not be supportive of those around them who might be challenged in one way or another. Maybe sometimes people paint targets on themselves, but who are we to hurl shit at them.
I wish David the best of luck. I think he should, if he is reading this, understand that people are jealous, in the case of these posts, it pervades their comments, and finally David, all of us at Cardozo think well of you and wish you the best.
Fuck these people and keep growing, you'll learn what you need to, God knows you are smart enough to get there. Be yourself. Find your way. Keep your head up. Most importantly, don't listen to the negativity. Good Luck.
Paul Perkins |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 1:47 AM Author: Adventurous stage why are you responding to MY post, dipshit? i never said anything bad about the guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394027) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 1:50 AM Author: bronze razzle-dazzle circlehead Hey Paul - thanks for the warm wishes. It's good to hear from you and give my regards to the Cardozo crew! I miss you guys - drop me a line sometime! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394048) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 2:16 AM Author: massive pale whorehouse internal respiration Cardozo crew...OUCH! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394276) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 2:18 AM Author: bronze razzle-dazzle circlehead ?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394296) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 2:18 AM Author: Deranged station www.hallmark.com (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2394299) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 11:20 AM Author: Fragrant forum tank Hi David. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2395818) |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 6:00 PM Author: metal medicated hall nibblets Subject: what I have learned from this thread 1. the future of the justice system will be in the hands of many childish, hateful misfits who have nothing better to do than attempt to destroy the self-esteem of an accomplished human being.
2. Posting enormous amounts of personal information online is an invariable risk and makes you vulnerable to such scrutiny. |
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Date: March 24th, 2005 6:57 PM Author: bull headed round eye site why does his phone number have a seattle area code? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2398956) |
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Date: April 21st, 2005 7:05 PM Author: Gay ape Cell phone, I would assume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#2607210) |
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Date: June 18th, 2005 2:08 AM Author: mischievous odious home striped hyena probably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3046322) |
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Date: June 18th, 2005 2:22 AM Author: Bespoke Abnormal Theater Cuckold http://www.deshif.com/pix/B10.jpg
Now we all know what he does on his off time...
edit: http://www.deshif.com/pix/PB100049.JPG this too. |
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Date: June 18th, 2005 2:30 AM Author: Bespoke Abnormal Theater Cuckold http://www.deshif.com/pix/P4130076.JPG
bwahahahaha. Funniest pic yet. |
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Date: June 20th, 2005 4:08 PM Author: Hot Dysfunction Subject: David Shifren Hi, my name is Carol, and I've been friends with Dave since high school. Rather, he has been a good friend to me for almost the last 10 years, despite my immaturity throughout most of the time period. For a very long time, I was an utter douchebag who thought that popularity mattered and Dave was strange, so I wasn't a very good friend to him. (Dave, please consider this my official apology.)
Dave has stuck by me through thick and thin all of these years. He has been a thoughtful, kind, and generous friend and a great listener. He is an intelligent, patient person who gives without expecting anything in return from others. Whenever someone pokes fun at him, he takes it in stride and is never mean to the offending party. The rest of us can learn a lot from him.
More about me: Right now I'm in business school in the DC area. Usually I'm pretty normal and boring (http://photos1.blogger.com/img/63/3838/1024/IMG_1058.jpg ) but sometimes I can be silly and cool like Dave (http://photos1.blogger.com/img/63/3838/1024/IMG_0018.jpg ).
If any of you douchebags out there want to sling insults at me for defending my friend, feel free. Your puerile stupidity amuses me.
Carol |
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Date: June 20th, 2005 4:09 PM Author: Thriller charcoal point What STD's do you have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3065665) |
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Date: June 20th, 2005 4:12 PM Author: Hot Dysfunction Actually, it's very interesting that you ask this question. As a precaution, I get tested at least once every year. I just got my results back today and I've tested negative for all of the diseases. Unless you're counting intelligence as an STD. :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3065697) |
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Date: June 20th, 2005 6:17 PM Author: Amber locus hunting ground Shut up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3066750) |
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Date: June 20th, 2005 4:10 PM Author: bright provocative kitty church Eat shit and die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3065674) |
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Date: June 20th, 2005 4:14 PM Author: Hot Dysfunction Nice username! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#3065705) |
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Date: December 19th, 2005 3:26 AM Author: cocky den LOL BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4605993) |
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Date: December 19th, 2005 3:29 AM Author: public bath boltzmann http://www.deshif.com/pix/PB100049.JPG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4606008) |
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Date: December 19th, 2005 3:36 AM Author: Bistre Gay Wizard Ride 'em cowboy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4606038) |
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Date: December 19th, 2005 4:46 AM Author: swollen "LEGAL EXPERIENCE
LeBoeuf, Lamb, Greene & MacRae LLP, New York, New York - Summer Associate, Summer 2005."
pwn3d |
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Date: December 19th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: Honey-headed indirect expression Subject: "Education" Duke University
nuff said. |
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Date: December 19th, 2005 10:11 PM Author: Lake zombie-like scourge upon the earth OH MY FUCKING GOD ALL MIGHTY!!!!! This has to be one of the best threads EVER! Still, after Davids response....he seems like a perfectly well adjusted, kind, if awkward feller. I for one support him despite his extreme lack of social skills. If you will allow me:
Life is tough, as tough can be But David you can count on thee to pull yourself from deep dispair and rise above, and make it there
Your talents wide, and varied are with a little hope, youll be a star just make sure to love yourself and lose some weight, if for your health
your wit is keen, and lsat high your memory strong, you are not shy your breast is large, to hold your heart which beats in rhythm, it does its part
and despite what these losers say nay never forget that though you may display the douchbaggery most high and hard you can allways play the lexis card |
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Date: December 20th, 2005 12:56 AM Author: Dun liquid oxygen voyeur rock on dave!
Also, did you guys notice he attended the Institute for Justice law student conference?
He's a libertarian to boot. I don't care what his persona is (which doesn't seem all that bad). If he uses his intellectual talents and ambitions to further the cause of liberty MORE POWER TO HIM. |
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Date: December 20th, 2005 3:06 AM Author: Clear Alcoholic Personal Credit Line Vicious satire is not 'hatred'. Teacher's pets have always been ridiculed, so no sympathy should be expected. . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4616610) |
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Date: December 20th, 2005 2:15 PM Author: rebellious snowy cuckoldry I've got one word.....HA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4619455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2005 2:37 PM Author: violent death wish In keeping with Penn's employed at graduation rate, he must be working at like 3 firms simultaneously by now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4619677) |
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Date: January 16th, 2006 5:07 PM Author: Sexy regret Subject: I saw this loser in Cancun Over Christmas break I saw this loser dancing his fat ass off in a cancun nightclub (by himself of course). I even asked him was he a Penn law student to be sure, he asked "what have I done?" I said I was a 3L and recognized him. Meanwhile I had to come up with a lie so explain to my friends why I was talking to this loser.
I'll say this, the boy ain't shy... |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 4:24 AM Author: Coiffed Multi-billionaire dp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4838492) |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 4:24 AM Author: Coiffed Multi-billionaire The fact that he went to cancun by himself. And went to a bar by himself. And was dancing by himself makes 'shif very, very, prestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4838493) |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 1:08 PM Author: bronze razzle-dazzle circlehead Subject: Must have missed... You must have missed the fact that I was there with, oh, 40 or so friends. (I've been going to Cancun for 20 years, so I know a lot of people down there.) Nice try, though. And, if I recall correctly, I rebuffed your advance. I didn't mean to be hurtful, I just don't swing that way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4839613) |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 1:38 PM Author: Nudist I'd like to stick that pudgy meathole of yours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4839810) |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 1:40 PM Author: gold famous landscape painting I admire this motherfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4839818) |
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Date: January 18th, 2006 10:56 AM Author: Deep Digit Ratio He's got moxie. I'll give him that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4847351) |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 3:53 PM Author: insanely creepy knife LEBOUEFPWN3DDD!!!!111 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4840902) |
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Date: January 18th, 2006 10:44 AM Author: Sexy regret I didn't notice the 40 friends, but I wasn't looking for them either.
I felt like I was in the presence of a celebrity. Lowly ole me watching DeShif groove on the corner of the stage. I thought DeShif only existed in my dreams. I was starstruck watching you move those meaty hips to the beat of the music. If only I had internet access that night my friends and I could have celebrated our chance encounter with xoxo royalty. Instead all I heard was "What the fuck are you doing talking to that guy." I even was going to take a photo of you with a couple of the girls we were with, but they were worried about you dripping sweat on them.
I do have a healthy measure of respect for DeShif, any dude willing to get up on the DJ stage and dance by himself is cool by me. You, Mr. DeShif, have enough balls for 8 normal men. I salute you.
By the way, there were a ton of young hotties there that night, I trust you did not go home alone. |
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Date: January 18th, 2006 11:50 AM Author: hideous double fault you are frighteningly cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4847625) |
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Date: January 18th, 2006 12:11 PM Author: Sexy regret thats what I keep hearing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4847775) |
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Date: January 18th, 2006 11:47 AM Author: pearl haunting fortuitous meteor Awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4847612) |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 4:09 PM Author: Dark juggernaut You guys have problems. This guy seems fine. You guys, on the other hand, look pathetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4840997) |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 6:49 PM Author: Effete light prole french chef whatever, this fat retarded dumbfuck is the kind of fat retarded dumbfuck that gives lawyers, republicans, Americans and white males a bad name.
Shockingly, this idiot hasn't even been compared to who he is most like. Even though, as I recall, there is a photo with him with the dude.
Karl Rove was close, but Rove at least is an architect, a strategic thinker that can assess avenues and devise tactics to negotiate them toward success.
This fat dumbass is more like Ken Starr than anyone else. His claim to fame: examining Bill Clintons spooge marks. This heeb is well on his way. |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 7:06 PM Author: Dark juggernaut Who are you talking about? That kid is just a law student. Where are you getting all this shit?
You have problems. |
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Date: January 18th, 2006 10:54 AM Author: hideous double fault he seems like a perfectly decent guy. and GTO -- our "director of educational services" -- ridiculing someone for credential puffery is ridiculously ironic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#4847345) |
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Date: March 5th, 2006 2:32 AM Author: balding idiot main people bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=146685&forum_id=2#5251207) |