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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic spot

the low leverage and early responsibility of working in a foreign office means that TMF will have little trouble snagging a partner or counsel job at a vault firm back in the USA, if he isn't elevated to partner after his 7th year (a year in which he makes $265,000 in salary btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757522)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: ocher balding cumskin gaping

PROTIP: Fish talking to a student loan company to try and negotiate a deferment while mandy cries is in the background is not a "deal team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757570)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: Comical effete persian

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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: olive laughsome people who are hurt location

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: shivering puce voyeur

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:12 PM
Author: trip slimy institution



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:12 PM
Author: fragrant quadroon point

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author: Mauve National



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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:14 AM
Author: dashing citrine house

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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:16 AM
Author: peach mentally impaired center

i generally find you insufferable, but this was a certifiable 180

though i would have preferred "whimpers softly in the background" over "cries"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16764661)



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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:18 AM
Author: pontificating stage psychic

i would have preferred "tries to figure out why santa stopped bringing her so many presents" or "colored in her my little ponies coloring book"

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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:36 AM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic spot



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Date: January 26th, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: walnut deranged parlour

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Date: January 27th, 2011 11:13 AM
Author: poppy fat ankles menage



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Date: September 12th, 2011 8:18 AM
Author: Ungodly rigpig property

Nice, but why haven't you edited out the typo yet?

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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic spot



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Date: January 27th, 2011 4:43 PM
Author: poppy fat ankles menage



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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:56 PM
Author: sooty forum antidepressant drug

"I need those documents, NOW!" Fish barked at a trembling junior associate who quickly scurried away, clumsily dropping the hefty stack of copies on his way out the door. Fish slumped down in his high-backed executive chair at the head of a conference table swarming with his busy underlings. The cacophony of ringing telephones, buzzing copiers, and shouting paralegals blended together and faded to a dull hum in the back of his mind as he began to recall those quiet few months - or was it...years? - that he was out of the game, seemingly shunned forever from biglaw. So much had changed since then. The jet. The custom tailored suits. The multiple properties - to use and to rent out, of course. Those sad, dark, unemployed days now seemed but a faint and hollow memory, as though they were someone else's memories - a copy of a copy of a copy; fuzzy; unfamiliar.

He snapped back to reality as his Blackberry buzzed loudly on the table. He glanced at the caller ID, which read "V. Alekperov."

"Well I'll be damned," thought Fish, "I guess I might have landed myself a whale..."

Fish stole a glance at the gold Baume & Mercier that Mandy had given him for Christmas just one year before. It read 12:03 a.m.

"Merry fuckin' Christmas," Fish smirked as he snatched the phone off the table and lifted it to his ear.

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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: olive laughsome people who are hurt location

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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic spot

180

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: vivacious pearly queen of the night heaven

I imagine him tabbing at his BlackBerry with one portly left index finger, chopsticks in his right, and a few noodles fluttering out the MSG-flecked corners of his mouth. Christmas goose? How about some fucking Christmas takeout, because the Dollar still thinks it's a goddam Friday and he's not about to let some fish off the hook for a few candle-lighting freaks tramping about in the snow and yelping melodious carols.

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:13 PM
Author: trip slimy institution



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Date: December 9th, 2010 10:34 AM
Author: Sable aromatic locus



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: Supple blue codepig shrine

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:11 PM
Author: razzle headpube

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:13 PM
Author: fragrant quadroon point

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: iridescent business firm

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: Mauve National

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: marvelous french chef station

i'd like to commission you to narrate my life, brother

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Date: January 27th, 2011 9:25 AM
Author: poppy fat ankles menage



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Date: August 28th, 2011 10:51 PM
Author: Stubborn contagious striped hyena really tough guy



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:22 PM
Author: ocher balding cumskin gaping

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Wine Cuckoldry

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:36 PM
Author: Violet Fortuitous Meteor

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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: Jet-lagged tattoo native



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:57 PM
Author: Anal Place Of Business

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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Bipolar den

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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:08 PM
Author: boyish roommate



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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:29 PM
Author: 180 submissive macaca school

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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:35 PM
Author: Green Titillating Alpha

lol TMF got 180'd right here

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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:19 AM
Author: odious cream theater stage

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Date: January 20th, 2011 6:54 PM
Author: Anal Place Of Business



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Date: January 21st, 2011 6:49 PM
Author: house-broken ceo area

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Date: January 26th, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic spot

180

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Date: January 26th, 2011 4:05 PM
Author: pea-brained police squad

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Date: January 27th, 2011 10:15 AM
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Date: January 27th, 2011 11:25 AM
Author: Territorial Background Story

You have a rare gift man, I've told you this a thousand fucking times. You need to just sit down and write a goddamn novel and leave all this shit behind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17149281)



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Date: September 10th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: amber legend



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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: Mauve National

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Date: December 8th, 2010 5:14 PM
Author: Stubborn contagious striped hyena really tough guy

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Date: December 9th, 2010 10:30 AM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic spot



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Date: December 18th, 2010 3:26 AM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic spot



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Date: December 24th, 2010 11:53 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic spot



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Date: January 4th, 2011 12:29 PM
Author: iridescent business firm

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Date: January 15th, 2011 7:19 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic spot



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Date: January 26th, 2011 4:37 PM
Author: poppy fat ankles menage

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Date: January 24th, 2011 6:15 PM
Author: brass faggot firefighter

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Date: January 27th, 2011 8:28 AM
Author: poppy fat ankles menage

"I don't have all night, Vladimir," Fish repeated into his Blackberry, nearly growling as his patience waned. When he ground his thumb through the glowing red "End" button, he paused once again for reflection, surveying the well-rehearsed symphony before him, his fingers splayed over the polished oak table. These final, frenetic moments of a deal - just as his team began to grow weary - were as vital to Fish as the blood that coursed through his veins. And it had all been so close to never happening, Fish thought; but now, his dream had arrived - and he with it.

The music jarred him; it was too soon; he hadn't enough time to gather himself. The finale of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture seeped through a crack in the window nearest Fish and slowly, insidiously, enveloped him. He ran to the window, eyes wide. They were coming. A flock of senior partners waded through the foot-deep snow toward the door only a floor beneath Fish, AK-47s in tow.

His Baume & Mercier had six hands, each the same length and jutting out through the glass at wild angles. He tore it off and fell the short distance to his knees, weakened by the realization that this was, of course, a dream.

His thoughts skittered across visions of his apartment on E 70th near the park, of his small Tuscan villa, of his dear, dear Maserati GranCabrio; of Mandy.

Not this time, he vowed, teeth clenched. This time, he would fight to keep it all from evaporating before his tear-swollen eyes.

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Date: January 27th, 2011 8:57 AM
Author: poppy fat ankles menage



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Date: January 27th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic spot



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