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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:58 PM Author: clear kitchen the low leverage and early responsibility of working in a foreign office means that TMF will have little trouble snagging a partner or counsel job at a vault firm back in the USA, if he isn't elevated to partner after his 7th year (a year in which he makes $265,000 in salary btw) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757522) |
Date: December 8th, 2010 1:04 PM Author: Shivering Masturbator Orchestra Pit PROTIP: Fish talking to a student loan company to try and negotiate a deferment while mandy cries is in the background is not a "deal team." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757570) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:05 PM Author: buff kitty cat clown cruel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757576) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:32 PM Author: supple box office mexican 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757746) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:03 PM Author: orchid nubile pistol LOLOLOL fucking slavs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757878) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:12 PM Author: talented hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757937) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:12 PM Author: Apoplectic Digit Ratio Dilemma awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757936) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:15 PM Author: walnut candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757957) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:14 AM Author: Self-absorbed Nursing Home Preventive Strike 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16764653) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:16 AM Author: Chestnut fanboi new version i generally find you insufferable, but this was a certifiable 180
though i would have preferred "whimpers softly in the background" over "cries" |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:18 AM Author: demanding newt i would have preferred "tries to figure out why santa stopped bringing her so many presents" or "colored in her my little ponies coloring book" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16764672) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 11:36 AM Author: clear kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16764794) |
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Date: January 26th, 2011 5:06 PM Author: Wine Stimulating Cruise Ship beautiful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17143581) |
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Date: January 27th, 2011 11:13 AM Author: Glittery red hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17149211) |
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Date: September 12th, 2011 8:18 AM Author: aromatic son of senegal school Nice, but why haven't you edited out the typo yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#18955068) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:31 PM Author: clear kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757738) |
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Date: January 27th, 2011 4:43 PM Author: Glittery red hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17151571) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:56 PM Author: White dashing piazza bbw "I need those documents, NOW!" Fish barked at a trembling junior associate who quickly scurried away, clumsily dropping the hefty stack of copies on his way out the door. Fish slumped down in his high-backed executive chair at the head of a conference table swarming with his busy underlings. The cacophony of ringing telephones, buzzing copiers, and shouting paralegals blended together and faded to a dull hum in the back of his mind as he began to recall those quiet few months - or was it...years? - that he was out of the game, seemingly shunned forever from biglaw. So much had changed since then. The jet. The custom tailored suits. The multiple properties - to use and to rent out, of course. Those sad, dark, unemployed days now seemed but a faint and hollow memory, as though they were someone else's memories - a copy of a copy of a copy; fuzzy; unfamiliar. He snapped back to reality as his Blackberry buzzed loudly on the table. He glanced at the caller ID, which read "V. Alekperov." "Well I'll be damned," thought Fish, "I guess I might have landed myself a whale..." Fish stole a glance at the gold Baume & Mercier that Mandy had given him for Christmas just one year before. It read 12:03 a.m. "Merry fuckin' Christmas," Fish smirked as he snatched the phone off the table and lifted it to his ear. |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:57 PM Author: supple box office mexican 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757846) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 1:59 PM Author: clear kitchen 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757858) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:03 PM Author: Razzle Mood I imagine him tabbing at his BlackBerry with one portly left index finger, chopsticks in his right, and a few noodles fluttering out the MSG-flecked corners of his mouth. Christmas goose? How about some fucking Christmas takeout, because the Dollar still thinks it's a goddam Friday and he's not about to let some fish off the hook for a few candle-lighting freaks tramping about in the snow and yelping melodious carols. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757881) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:13 PM Author: talented hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757947) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 10:34 AM Author: chrome beady-eyed prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16764470) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:08 PM Author: Snowy Pit Stock Car lol shut up vagit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757917) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:11 PM Author: Sick Gaping Genital Piercing ALONE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757934) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:13 PM Author: Apoplectic Digit Ratio Dilemma go on.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757945) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM Author: Federal blathering crotch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757960) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM Author: walnut candlestick maker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757961) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:16 PM Author: massive site i'd like to commission you to narrate my life, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757966) |
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Date: January 27th, 2011 9:25 AM Author: Glittery red hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17148789) |
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Date: August 28th, 2011 10:51 PM Author: trip olive goyim business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#18859992) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:22 PM Author: Shivering Masturbator Orchestra Pit Epic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16757997) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:36 PM Author: Concupiscible trailer park lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16758075) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:56 PM Author: Appetizing milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16758188) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 2:57 PM Author: big domesticated jap codepig lol attidood runs shit faggots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16758199) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:04 PM Author: stubborn public bath 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16758260) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:08 PM Author: Outnumbered cuckoldry weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16758285) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:29 PM Author: fear-inspiring coffee pot cumskin 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16758415) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:35 PM Author: Histrionic mustard private investor community account lol TMF got 180'd right here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16758447) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 3:37 PM Author: Chocolate Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16758455) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 6:54 PM Author: big domesticated jap codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17101803) |
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Date: January 21st, 2011 6:49 PM Author: Bearded slimy potus goal in life fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17108928) |
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Date: January 26th, 2011 4:01 PM Author: clear kitchen 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17142999) |
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Date: January 26th, 2011 4:05 PM Author: sadistic aphrodisiac abode 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17143022) |
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Date: January 27th, 2011 10:15 AM Author: Glittery red hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17148914) |
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Date: January 27th, 2011 11:25 AM Author: Free-loading legal warrant You have a rare gift man, I've told you this a thousand fucking times. You need to just sit down and write a goddamn novel and leave all this shit behind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17149281) |
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Date: December 8th, 2010 8:09 PM Author: lascivious violent den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16760248) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 10:30 AM Author: clear kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16764453) |
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Date: December 18th, 2010 3:26 AM Author: clear kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16842200) |
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Date: December 24th, 2010 11:53 PM Author: clear kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16893559) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 12:29 PM Author: Federal blathering crotch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#16967220) |
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Date: January 15th, 2011 7:19 PM Author: clear kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17062677) |
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Date: January 24th, 2011 6:15 PM Author: Chartreuse floppy philosopher-king now we know what he was doing over there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17128926) |
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Date: January 27th, 2011 8:28 AM Author: Glittery red hell "I don't have all night, Vladimir," Fish repeated into his Blackberry, nearly growling as his patience waned. When he ground his thumb through the glowing red "End" button, he paused once again for reflection, surveying the well-rehearsed symphony before him, his fingers splayed over the polished oak table. These final, frenetic moments of a deal - just as his team began to grow weary - were as vital to Fish as the blood that coursed through his veins. And it had all been so close to never happening, Fish thought; but now, his dream had arrived - and he with it.
The music jarred him; it was too soon; he hadn't enough time to gather himself. The finale of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture seeped through a crack in the window nearest Fish and slowly, insidiously, enveloped him. He ran to the window, eyes wide. They were coming. A flock of senior partners waded through the foot-deep snow toward the door only a floor beneath Fish, AK-47s in tow.
His Baume & Mercier had six hands, each the same length and jutting out through the glass at wild angles. He tore it off and fell the short distance to his knees, weakened by the realization that this was, of course, a dream.
His thoughts skittered across visions of his apartment on E 70th near the park, of his small Tuscan villa, of his dear, dear Maserati GranCabrio; of Mandy.
Not this time, he vowed, teeth clenched. This time, he would fight to keep it all from evaporating before his tear-swollen eyes. |
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Date: January 27th, 2011 8:57 AM Author: Glittery red hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17148736) |
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Date: January 27th, 2011 11:06 AM Author: Glittery red hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17149163) |
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Date: January 27th, 2011 9:50 AM Author: Appetizing milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17148862) |
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Date: January 27th, 2011 3:14 PM Author: clear kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17150705) |
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Date: January 27th, 2011 4:46 PM Author: Glittery red hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&forum_id=2#17151596) |
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