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Great: Symplicity now lists LLM programs instread of Jobs

Looks like my school has given up completely. Instead of onl...
Henna library
  12/15/10
ahah. scam to the core. rank?
Smoky Razzmatazz Hall Multi-billionaire
  12/15/10
T14
Henna library
  12/15/10
what rank t14 (hys, ccn etc)
Smoky Razzmatazz Hall Multi-billionaire
  12/15/10
does it really matter? Even the best law schools are now act...
supple house-broken house
  12/15/10
...
Smoky Razzmatazz Hall Multi-billionaire
  12/15/10
...
Henna library
  12/15/10
seriously? and you go to a t14? don't they realize how insul...
supple house-broken house
  12/15/10
What? Really?
Mahogany factory reset button
  12/15/10
yeah. they said "you seem to have done well in the scie...
supple house-broken house
  12/15/10
career services is flame. but not just any flame. it's fla...
Topaz Boyish Pit
  12/15/10
SURVEY SAYS: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
learning disabled disgusting hissy fit
  12/15/10
this schtick has some potential but needs refinement.
Henna library
  12/15/10
Yeah, except it was pretty devastating at the time. I deserv...
supple house-broken house
  12/15/10
SURVEY SAYS: sorry man I didn't mean to laugh at your mis...
learning disabled disgusting hissy fit
  12/15/10
this did not happen sorry
Twisted theatre
  12/15/10
sadly, it really did happen
supple house-broken house
  12/16/10
I definitely believe it.
slate glittery space
  12/16/10
i bombed my 1L first sememster. i was being told in febru...
godawful well-lubricated ladyboy mother
  03/23/11
flame
Titillating honey-headed pervert milk
  01/11/12
It was nice of them to be honest after taking your money for...
Henna library
  12/15/10
My t20 tried to sell me on an llm when they weren't repeatin...
drunken theater
  12/15/10
180.
Thriller electric furnace
  12/15/10
It would be 180 if it were flame. Sadly it is not.
Henna library
  12/15/10
LOLLM Duke LLM in Law & Entrepreneurship Duke Law Sch...
Topaz Boyish Pit
  12/15/10
180
Thriller electric furnace
  12/15/10
That's the one.
Henna library
  12/15/10
180
Smoky Razzmatazz Hall Multi-billionaire
  12/15/10
So when they list it as "Post Graduate Employment"...
supple house-broken house
  12/15/10
All I know is that it's listed under "Entry-level Attor...
Henna library
  12/15/10
this is SO wrong. Initially, I thought I was so fucked becau...
supple house-broken house
  12/15/10
a d00d I know who graduated at the top 20% from a t20 just g...
drunken theater
  12/15/10
don't you think the nice little internship they give you as ...
Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea
  12/15/10
most internships don't require a $70 application fee http...
Topaz Boyish Pit
  12/15/10
What's tuition?
Henna library
  12/15/10
Tuition for the Law and Entrepreneurship LLM program will be...
Topaz Boyish Pit
  12/16/10
lol
drunken theater
  12/19/10
ROFLMAOOOOO I dont know if it is because I'm sleep depriv...
Twisted theatre
  01/29/11
still hilarious never forget: $46,930 for a worthless fuc...
Twisted theatre
  03/23/11
holy shit that is fucking genius. not only do they get to bu...
light church stain
  01/06/11
cr
Topaz Boyish Pit
  01/29/11
awful. The fact they call it employment is absurd. Duke L...
drunken theater
  12/15/10
In other words...
Twisted theatre
  12/15/10
holy fucking shit
Onyx Electric Nursing Home
  12/15/10
One hundred and eighty.
passionate garrison faggot firefighter
  12/15/10
lol No.1 in entrepreneur law
drab painfully honest whorehouse chad
  12/16/10
" post graduate employment".
godawful well-lubricated ladyboy mother
  03/23/11
In the sales game this is called an "up sell." ...
cruel-hearted casino faggotry
  01/12/12
What % of Duke 2Ls don't have an SA do you think?
Smoky Razzmatazz Hall Multi-billionaire
  12/15/10
lol uh...
odious legal warrant forum
  12/15/10
What is the usefulness of shitting on the law school you alr...
Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea
  12/15/10
I’ve been surprised by how different Duke Law is from where ...
drunken theater
  12/15/10
For a different perspective
Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea
  12/15/10
There's something weird about a guy who grows up in NYC gets...
Henna library
  12/15/10
Pay $40K a year for this!
Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea
  12/15/10
lol. If he was so hell bent on getting more education wh...
drunken theater
  12/15/10
unclear. He mentions Fuqua. He seems to like the classes h...
Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea
  12/15/10
Does anyone doubt that if this d00d could even get a 50k job...
drunken theater
  12/15/10
LOL
Topaz Boyish Pit
  12/15/10
art school brother
drunken theater
  12/15/10
180
Thriller electric furnace
  12/16/10
Imagine plunking down your $46K, showing up for day 1 and ha...
Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea
  12/15/10
lol at this flame. At least the girl in photo 3 has a good b...
drunken theater
  12/15/10
seriously. she could have a future in porn. or high end esco...
Twisted theatre
  03/23/11
same body as my h.s sweetheart. in whose pants i never got
godawful well-lubricated ladyboy mother
  03/23/11
why the fuck are we subsidizing this?
drunken theater
  12/15/10
if only taxpayers had standing to sue.
Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea
  12/15/10
I would demand a refund if I showed up my first day and saw ...
drunken theater
  12/15/10
this makes me sad.
coral idiot principal's office
  12/15/10
For an orientation activity you would think that they would ...
Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea
  12/16/10
http://www.law.duke.edu/images/galleries/lg/2377.jpg you ...
Twisted theatre
  12/16/10
* i got a 3.5 from a t50 undergrad * * i graduate in the ...
drunken theater
  12/16/10
Yeah. That is in the morning when they are passing out the ...
Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea
  12/16/10
fuck it, i'd be all over that shit, wouldn't you brother?
Topaz Boyish Pit
  12/16/10
Lmao
alcoholic jewess
  01/29/11
...
big-titted chartreuse native indirect expression
  03/31/11
When I go on my CANDY PASS, SECRET SANTA GIFT EXCHANGE, AND ...
Nofapping Concupiscible Legend
  12/15/10
...
heady useless giraffe
  12/15/10
Not funny, at all. MODS!!!!
hyperactive beta generalized bond
  12/15/10
wow, you just did a very very stupid thing. did you people f...
drab painfully honest whorehouse chad
  12/16/10
bump for afternoon crowd
drunken theater
  12/16/10
...
drab painfully honest whorehouse chad
  12/16/10
this thread is making me seriously consider turning down an ...
seedy mexican fortuitous meteor
  12/16/10
better to know early on.
Crusty dun genital piercing heaven
  12/16/10
I think they'll let you do finger painting during orientatio...
coral idiot principal's office
  12/16/10
do it faggot, go to dental school
peach hilarious place of business
  12/16/10
TURN IT DOWN!!!! I got into CCN but went to MVP on a big sc...
slate glittery space
  12/16/10
same poaster as the one who considered turning down CCN. eve...
seedy mexican fortuitous meteor
  01/11/12
...
Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea
  12/16/10
love the porn soundtrack why the edit brother? multiple 1...
Topaz Boyish Pit
  12/16/10
I hadn't heard about this Duke LLM scam. Posting this on sym...
spectacular university
  12/17/10
these llm programs like TTT shouldn't be eligible for federa...
drunken theater
  12/17/10
They should not exist. The ABA step in and pull the accredit...
spectacular university
  12/17/10
...
Thriller electric furnace
  12/19/10
They probably are worth less than a Phoenix MBA.
drunken theater
  12/19/10
still listed! not too late to apply folks!
Topaz Boyish Pit
  01/05/11
SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT EDUCATION RELATIONSHIP DEAR U...
Cerebral selfie
  01/05/11
this is good
Crimson filthpig
  01/05/11
criminally underrated
Twisted theatre
  01/29/11
Solid brother.
Crusty dun genital piercing heaven
  01/29/11
...
Thriller electric furnace
  02/14/11
...
Aromatic round eye
  03/23/11
...
big-titted chartreuse native indirect expression
  03/23/11
lololol
Onyx Electric Nursing Home
  03/31/11
lol
Self-absorbed adventurous turdskin temple
  12/07/11
bloody brilliant
Bistre Maniacal Lettuce Locus
  01/11/12
...
Curious Lay Private Investor
  01/11/12
can we verify that this is posted at all the top screwls' ca...
Topaz Boyish Pit
  01/06/11
gtown, too
alcoholic jewess
  03/23/11
Was just posted at my T2.
salmon histrionic dog poop cuckold
  03/31/11
...
Topaz Boyish Pit
  02/14/11
...
big-titted chartreuse native indirect expression
  03/23/11
Hey gui'se! Interested in the DOOK LAW & ENTERPERNERSHIP...
Topaz Boyish Pit
  03/31/11
...
big-titted chartreuse native indirect expression
  03/31/11
This is popping up on symplicity sites again. If I see it on...
Henna library
  12/07/11
it's up at my school and somehow under "position type&q...
greedy exciting office
  12/07/11
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/daniel-roberts/22/49b/ab1
Razzle potus weed whacker
  01/11/12
do you think he can parlay that internship into a real job?
Henna library
  01/11/12


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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Henna library

Looks like my school has given up completely. Instead of only jobs it's now trying to sell us on some ridiculous LLM program.

*instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819645)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Smoky Razzmatazz Hall Multi-billionaire

ahah. scam to the core.

rank?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819647)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Henna library

T14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819648)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: Smoky Razzmatazz Hall Multi-billionaire

what rank t14 (hys, ccn etc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819689)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: supple house-broken house

does it really matter? Even the best law schools are now acting like ttt scams. It's sad, really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819701)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:48 PM
Author: Smoky Razzmatazz Hall Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819721)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: Henna library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822346)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: supple house-broken house

seriously? and you go to a t14? don't they realize how insulting and upsetting this is? my career services office (t20) straight up told me to go back to school for something else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819685)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:49 PM
Author: Mahogany factory reset button

What? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819731)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:53 PM
Author: supple house-broken house

yeah. they said "you seem to have done well in the sciences in undergrad. If you want to make money you should really consider going back to school in a health related field. Have you thought about medicine or becoming a physician's assistant?" I know that people are going to accuse me of being flame BUT this really did happen. The career services lady then said something like "People think lawyers make money but we really don't" I called my family up crying that night. True story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819763)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: Topaz Boyish Pit

career services is flame. but not just any flame. it's flame that costs you an extra few hundred dollars a year in tuition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819780)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:03 PM
Author: learning disabled disgusting hissy fit

SURVEY SAYS:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819829)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:06 PM
Author: Henna library

this schtick has some potential but needs refinement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819847)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:07 PM
Author: supple house-broken house

Yeah, except it was pretty devastating at the time. I deserve it for making the shit decision to go to law school. But, her comments nearly caused me to killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819850)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:09 PM
Author: learning disabled disgusting hissy fit

SURVEY SAYS:

sorry man I didn't mean to laugh at your misery. you don't deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819870)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Twisted theatre

this did not happen sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822359)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:36 PM
Author: supple house-broken house

sadly, it really did happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828538)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: slate glittery space

I definitely believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832806)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 9:36 AM
Author: godawful well-lubricated ladyboy mother

i bombed my 1L first sememster. i was being told in february of 1L to work retail for that summer. no advice on internships for non- profits or legal aid or anything. "work retail". fuck. also a T-20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583222)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:05 PM
Author: Titillating honey-headed pervert milk

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765426)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: Henna library

It was nice of them to be honest after taking your money for all those years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819747)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:08 PM
Author: drunken theater

My t20 tried to sell me on an llm when they weren't repeating the mantra of networking and improving your resume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822366)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Thriller electric furnace

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819652)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Henna library

It would be 180 if it were flame. Sadly it is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819662)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: Topaz Boyish Pit

LOLLM

Duke LLM in Law & Entrepreneurship Duke Law School (Durham, NC)

apply Close

Posted: Dec 15, 2010

Division N/A

Duke Law School (Durham, NC)

Employer Profile

Description

Entrepreneurs dont do business as usual.

Neither should their lawyers.

The Law and Entrepreneurship LLM at Duke Law integrates rigorous coursework, real-world experience, and high-level networking opportunities to position you to advise, create, and lead the innovative ventures that will drive tomorrows global economy. The program fuses law and business to build knowledge in areas that are crucial to startups and entrepreneurial ventures, including finance, corporate structuring, IP, regulatory constraints and opportunities, taxation, and risk management. The curriculum is designed to provide maximum flexibility so you can design the path that best meets your needs, and coursework is augmented by practical experience and networking opportunities. Applications now being accepted for 2011-2012.

Position Type

Post-graduate Employment (0-3 years of experience)

Desired Class Level(s)

3L Class, LLM, Graduate/Alumni



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819718)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:48 PM
Author: Thriller electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819724)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:49 PM
Author: Henna library

That's the one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819729)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: Smoky Razzmatazz Hall Multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819737)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:54 PM
Author: supple house-broken house

So when they list it as "Post Graduate Employment" does that mean that they will count people enrolled in it as "employed" for purposes of the rankings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819774)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: Henna library

All I know is that it's listed under "Entry-level Attorneys" which is SOME bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819783)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:12 PM
Author: supple house-broken house

this is SO wrong. Initially, I thought I was so fucked because I was t20 and not t14, but I guess even t14 students are having a hard time. I have no idea what people at true ttts are doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819888)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:09 PM
Author: drunken theater

a d00d I know who graduated at the top 20% from a t20 just got a job and he graduated in 09.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822376)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:56 PM
Author: Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea

don't you think the nice little internship they give you as part of the entrepreneurship program is employment? I think it is! They probably give you $250 per month towards starting your own law office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819789)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:16 PM
Author: Topaz Boyish Pit

most internships don't require a $70 application fee

http://www.law.duke.edu/admis/degreeprograms/llm/app_instruct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819919)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:21 PM
Author: Henna library

What's tuition?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819960)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 10:07 PM
Author: Topaz Boyish Pit

Tuition for the Law and Entrepreneurship LLM program will be comparable to the tuition for one year of the Law School's JD program and its LLM for International Law Graduates. The current annual tuition is $46,930, plus fees.

http://www.law.duke.edu/llmle/faq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16831929)



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Date: December 19th, 2010 11:52 PM
Author: drunken theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16856779)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 9:16 AM
Author: Twisted theatre

ROFLMAOOOOO

I dont know if it is because I'm sleep deprived or because this is proof beyond a shadow of a doubt that even top law schools are now total fucking scams, but this was the most hilarious thing I've read in days.

Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17164792)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 5:26 AM
Author: Twisted theatre

still hilarious

never forget: $46,930 for a worthless fucking LLM

whoever created this scam LLM should be prosecuted for fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17582948)



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Date: January 6th, 2011 10:07 AM
Author: light church stain

holy shit that is fucking genius. not only do they get to bump up their employment numbers but you are PAYING them to do so! it is that sort of creative business sense that made American great.

EDIT: they are charging $47k for this??? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16983782)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 11:41 AM
Author: Topaz Boyish Pit

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17165331)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:16 PM
Author: drunken theater

awful. The fact they call it employment is absurd.

Duke Law integrates rigorous coursework, real-world experience, and high-level networking opportunities

Shouldn't Duke have done that in the JD program?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822440)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Twisted theatre
Subject: In other words...

"Let me fuck you a little deeper in the ass as you take it with a smile" (Duke Law)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822461)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Onyx Electric Nursing Home

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822529)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:30 PM
Author: passionate garrison faggot firefighter

One hundred and eighty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822586)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: drab painfully honest whorehouse chad

lol No.1 in entrepreneur law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828630)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 9:38 AM
Author: godawful well-lubricated ladyboy mother

" post graduate employment".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583228)



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Date: January 12th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: cruel-hearted casino faggotry

In the sales game this is called an "up sell."

This LLM is an "add-on" or an "accessory" to the JD.

They use the same faculty, classrooms, etc. as for the JD, even recruit already paying customers, I mean students.

Pure profit for the school.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19766218)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: Smoky Razzmatazz Hall Multi-billionaire

What % of Duke 2Ls don't have an SA do you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819738)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:10 PM
Author: odious legal warrant forum

lol uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819876)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:22 PM
Author: Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea

What is the usefulness of shitting on the law school you already graduated from?

1. What has been your favorite thing about Duke's Law and Entrepreneurship LLM so far?

I have been most pleased with the way the program is so vastly different from law school.

2. How has Duke Law surprised you?

I’ve been surprised by how different Duke Law is from where I went to law school. There is a real community here — people are passionate about their futures, but they are also very approachable and easy to talk to.

http://www.law.duke.edu/news/story?id=5723&u=11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822502)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: drunken theater

I’ve been surprised by how different Duke Law is from where I went to law school. There is a real community here — people are passionate about their futures, but they are also very approachable and easy to talk to.

Love the slamming of Notre Dame in this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822524)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea
Subject: For a different perspective

A Collegial and Vibrant Community

The word “community” is often used by alumni and current students when describing their Notre Dame law school experience. The sense of community that exists among Notre Dame law students, faculty, and staff is fostered by a culture that encourages students to do their personal best, while supporting classmates in their development as professionals. Students are greeted warmly, treated collegially, and challenged intellectually, all within an environment of cooperation and faith, which will form the basis of life-long friendships and professional relationships.

http://law.nd.edu/admissions-and-financial-aid/why-notre-dame-law-look-closer/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822572)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:54 PM
Author: Henna library

There's something weird about a guy who grows up in NYC gets his BA in Santa Barbara, goes to South Bend Indiana for law school and decides to spend a year getting a worthless LLM in North Carolina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823618)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea
Subject: Pay $40K a year for this!

3. Tell us about a class outside the law school or an extracurricular activity you are involved in.

This semester, I am...shadowing a local restaurateur...

http://www.law.duke.edu/news/story?id=5774&u=11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822522)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:26 PM
Author: drunken theater

lol.

If he was so hell bent on getting more education why didn't he just get an MBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822544)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea

unclear. He mentions Fuqua. He seems to like the classes he cross registered for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822580)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: drunken theater

Does anyone doubt that if this d00d could even get a 50k job he'd be working right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822610)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: Topaz Boyish Pit

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823812)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: drunken theater

art school brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823843)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 3:25 PM
Author: Thriller electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828850)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:31 PM
Author: Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea

Imagine plunking down your $46K, showing up for day 1 and having art class:

http://www.law.duke.edu/news/gallery?id=157

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822604)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:33 PM
Author: drunken theater

lol at this flame. At least the girl in photo 3 has a good body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822628)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 5:29 AM
Author: Twisted theatre

seriously. she could have a future in porn. or high end escorting.

why is she doing this to herself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17582953)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 9:47 AM
Author: godawful well-lubricated ladyboy mother

same body as my h.s sweetheart. in whose pants i never got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583245)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:35 PM
Author: drunken theater

why the fuck are we subsidizing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822648)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea

if only taxpayers had standing to sue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822699)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:40 PM
Author: drunken theater

I would demand a refund if I showed up my first day and saw art class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822712)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: coral idiot principal's office

this makes me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16824055)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea

For an orientation activity you would think that they would at the very least work on a COLLABORATIVE finger painting project instead of all sitting at their individual canvases.

Though I suppose the idea here is that the school is giving them the message that they are going to be solo attorneys for the rest of their lives. If so, this is a good first class lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16830870)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Twisted theatre

http://www.law.duke.edu/images/galleries/lg/2377.jpg

you can just see the look of dejection on his face as he holds his head down reaching for a tube of paint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828507)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: drunken theater

* i got a 3.5 from a t50 undergrad *

* i graduate in the top 1/3 of my class from a t25 *

* i can't even find a 45k job and am now in art class *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828518)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea

Yeah. That is in the morning when they are passing out the supplies too. He probably just arrived 10 minutes ago. The other guy looks happy about it though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828582)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 10:09 PM
Author: Topaz Boyish Pit

fuck it, i'd be all over that shit, wouldn't you brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16831949)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 11:20 AM
Author: alcoholic jewess

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17165237)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 10:11 AM
Author: big-titted chartreuse native indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17653041)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Nofapping Concupiscible Legend

When I go on my CANDY PASS, SECRET SANTA GIFT EXCHANGE, AND BOUQUET OF FLOWERS GIFTING SPREE at the law school, I still can't decide if I want it to start in career services, or take it up to the admissions office. Decisions, decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823649)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:00 PM
Author: heady useless giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823712)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: hyperactive beta generalized bond

Not funny, at all.

MODS!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16824230)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:53 PM
Author: drab painfully honest whorehouse chad

wow, you just did a very very stupid thing. did you people forget trustafarian already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828654)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:29 PM
Author: drunken theater

bump for afternoon crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828479)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 3:02 PM
Author: drab painfully honest whorehouse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828716)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:28 PM
Author: seedy mexican fortuitous meteor

this thread is making me seriously consider turning down an offer from CCN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832604)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:42 PM
Author: Crusty dun genital piercing heaven

better to know early on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832693)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: coral idiot principal's office

I think they'll let you do finger painting during orientation if that'll cheer you up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832721)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: peach hilarious place of business

do it faggot, go to dental school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832744)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:59 PM
Author: slate glittery space

TURN IT DOWN!!!! I got into CCN but went to MVP on a big scholarship. It was the worst decision of my life. DON'T GO TO LAW SCHOOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832837)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:04 PM
Author: seedy mexican fortuitous meteor

same poaster as the one who considered turning down CCN. eventually they gave me a free ride so i went. still debating whether to stick around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765415)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: Twinkling Abode Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832791)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:59 PM
Author: Topaz Boyish Pit

love the porn soundtrack

why the edit brother? multiple 180s there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6jC0LeLL9w&feature=related

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832838)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: spectacular university

I hadn't heard about this Duke LLM scam. Posting this on symplicity is sad, but you can chalk that up to some idiot at career services. But the fact that places like Duke and UCLA are churning out unemployed law grads and then turning around and offering then utterly worthless LLMs so the schools can pocket a few hundred grand in federal loans is a motherfucking joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832914)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 12:10 AM
Author: drunken theater

these llm programs like TTT shouldn't be eligible for federal loans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832950)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: spectacular university

They should not exist. The ABA step in and pull the accreditation of schools that engage in this clown shit. These degrees are worth less than a Phoenix MBA and cost a hell of a lot more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832989)



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Date: December 19th, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: Thriller electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16856680)



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Date: December 19th, 2010 11:53 PM
Author: drunken theater

They probably are worth less than a Phoenix MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16856794)



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Date: January 5th, 2011 11:49 AM
Author: Topaz Boyish Pit

still listed! not too late to apply folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16975896)



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Date: January 5th, 2011 11:53 AM
Author: Cerebral selfie

SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT EDUCATION RELATIONSHIP

DEAR UCLA 3L:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET EDUCATION RELATIONSHIP WITH A CONFERRAL OF A GRADUATE DEGREE OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM THE DEAN OF THE CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY SCHOOL OF LAW IN THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES. OUR SCHOOL HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS TO US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. JAMES BARRALL, AN ATTORNEY WITH THE PRESTIGIOUS VAULT-10 LAW FIRM OF LATTHAM AND WATTKINS, WHO WILL BE ASSISTING US IN THIS TRANSFER. AS A LAW STUDENT, YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS THE LEADER OF ONE OF THE GREATEST LAW FIRMS IN THE COUNTRY. THIS TRANSACTIN IS 100% SAFE.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A CHECK FROM YOU IN THE SUM TOTAL OF 45,000 AMERICAN US DOLLARS. WE NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY CULA STUDENT WHO WILL APPRECIATE WHAT AN ADVANCED DEGREE HAS TO OFFER SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.

PLEASE REPLY WITH YOUR BANK ACCOUNT TO DEANSCHILLLOSANGELES@UCLA.EDU SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR PRESTIGIOUS ADVANCED LAW DEGREE FOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE DEGREE.

YOURS FAITHFULLY DEAN MICHAEL SCHILL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16975928)



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Date: January 5th, 2011 8:28 PM
Author: Crimson filthpig

this is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16979936)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 9:22 AM
Author: Twisted theatre

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17164823)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 9:29 AM
Author: Crusty dun genital piercing heaven

Solid brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17164843)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 10:59 PM
Author: Thriller electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17287453)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 9:38 AM
Author: Aromatic round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583225)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: big-titted chartreuse native indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17584005)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 10:16 AM
Author: Onyx Electric Nursing Home

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17653064)



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Date: December 7th, 2011 3:04 AM
Author: Self-absorbed adventurous turdskin temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19523606)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Bistre Maniacal Lettuce Locus

bloody brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765610)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Curious Lay Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765673)



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Date: January 6th, 2011 10:37 AM
Author: Topaz Boyish Pit

can we verify that this is posted at all the top screwls' career websites? we know it's posted at UCLA and CLS. what about HYS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16983907)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 12:08 PM
Author: alcoholic jewess

gtown, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583878)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 6:07 PM
Author: salmon histrionic dog poop cuckold

Was just posted at my T2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17656317)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 10:57 PM
Author: Topaz Boyish Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17287435)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: big-titted chartreuse native indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17584011)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 9:40 AM
Author: Topaz Boyish Pit

Hey gui'se! Interested in the DOOK LAW & ENTERPERNERSHIP program? Missed the opportunity to apply? Dont worry deadlines been EXTENDED to APRIL 30!

Duke LLM in Law & Entrepreneurship

* apply

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Entrepreneurs dont do business as usual. Neither should their lawyers. The Law and Entrepreneurship LLM at Duke Law integrates rigorous coursework, real-world experience, and high-level networking opportunities to position you to advise, create, and lead ... More

Application Deadline: Apr 30, 2011 Posted: Mar 31, 2011

Employer Duke Law School (Durham, NC) Position Type Post-graduate Employment (0-3 years of experience)

Location ID 11652

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17652924)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 10:08 AM
Author: big-titted chartreuse native indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17653023)



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Date: December 7th, 2011 2:54 AM
Author: Henna library

This is popping up on symplicity sites again. If I see it on my school's website I will never give them a penny in donations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19523579)



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Date: December 7th, 2011 1:48 PM
Author: greedy exciting office

it's up at my school and somehow under "position type" it says "Attorney, Full-time associate position"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19524979)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Razzle potus weed whacker

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/daniel-roberts/22/49b/ab1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765442)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Henna library

do you think he can parlay that internship into a real job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765755)