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Didn't get job; giving up on law; contemplating killself

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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
oh hi me.
glittery immigrant
  01/13/11
literally in the same situation (well I didn't just end a cl...
zombie-like domesticated fat ankles trailer park
  01/13/11
suicide takes balls. you'll probably just end up a whiney fa...
haunting shimmering party of the first part
  01/13/11
more true than you know
zombie-like domesticated fat ankles trailer park
  01/13/11
things will be a lot better in 18 months nilla - don't kills...
Primrose volcanic crater
  01/14/11
oh really? where are you getting this from
Pearl big theater stage
  01/14/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/14/11
hey man don't killself brah
Translucent beady-eyed hospital
  01/13/11
Get a PHD in math, mang.
Thriller Puce Business Firm
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
Where are you located?
Thriller Puce Business Firm
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
plz share this script w/ others
slippery ocher stage
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
this is the nuclear option for this board. make it public an...
cracking azure french chef chapel
  01/13/11
what region/market?
Bull headed salmon step-uncle's house
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
Sorry d00der. Maybe spend some time backpacking in Big Bend ...
Bull headed salmon step-uncle's house
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
med school bro
Hilarious Principal's Office
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
it's not too late man i know several people who finished ...
Hilarious Principal's Office
  01/13/11
true you have to stay for 6 years for her anyway...
Bull headed salmon step-uncle's house
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
get an MS or PhD in applied math or statistics
low-t learning disabled institution boiling water
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
PhD programs, probably. MS programs, probably not.
low-t learning disabled institution boiling water
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
inb4 foot fetish shitck (podiatry bro)
floppy hominid
  01/13/11
just do it?
Bull headed salmon step-uncle's house
  01/13/11
don't recommend it
floppy hominid
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
they won't be laughing when you're Dr. Greetings brother
Hilarious Principal's Office
  01/13/11
but they will laugh when he ends up in pediatrics
exciting temple sneaky criminal
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
Go solo
Soul-stirring Cuckoldry
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
"I'll even suck him off bigincest style every day."...
Balding bespoke turdskin background story
  01/25/11
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Amethyst Roast Beef
  12/20/11
what level clerkship was it? Can your judge really not he...
Razzmatazz toilet seat ratface
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
currently in middle of vag clerkship; no clue what im going ...
Frum Keepsake Machete Jewess
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
that sucks dog, sorry to hear that. anecdotally, i know a...
Razzmatazz toilet seat ratface
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
I would write to the USAO in your district and offer to volu...
Thriller Puce Business Firm
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
you work for free
Frum Keepsake Machete Jewess
  01/13/11
In the past, fed and state prosecutor offices would temporar...
Thriller Puce Business Firm
  01/13/11
i bet all of those volunteer jobs go to retired trial lawyer...
exciting temple sneaky criminal
  01/13/11
Maybe, but I doubt it because they'd be even more bored with...
Thriller Puce Business Firm
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
Must underscore the importance of a Judge going to bat for y...
Thriller Puce Business Firm
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
That particular S-AUSA position was partly-compensated, but ...
Thriller Puce Business Firm
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
I think forfeiture work is underrated because you often enco...
Thriller Puce Business Firm
  01/13/11
It's a shitty economy. For my current job, they had 400 app...
Bateful station
  01/13/11
i applied for a job that had over 800 applicants.
glittery immigrant
  01/13/11
same. but i got mine.
know-it-all yellow church karate
  01/13/11
law related?
Chartreuse cerebral library
  01/13/11
Did you pass the bar?
cracking azure french chef chapel
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
is this the dood who's wife is like a fucking surgeon reside...
Frum Keepsake Machete Jewess
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
just do sales bro
180 bbw brunch
  01/13/11
you must be a really shitty interviewee or have a face for r...
exciting temple sneaky criminal
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
Are you dropping the "flummoxed" bomb on your BigT...
bronze misanthropic pisswyrm clown
  01/13/11
no joke, try opening up a fish fry shop.
Chartreuse cerebral library
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
tell them you'll also handle their finances.
Chartreuse cerebral library
  01/13/11
Shit, I'm in the same boat. Graduated 2008, got axed by big...
Wonderful garrison national security agency
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
Would you be willing to work for $58,000 a year + $15,000 bo...
Chest-beating tan crackhouse crotch
  01/13/11
r there decent b-schools that would accept u w/ ur (from the...
slippery ocher stage
  01/13/11
I don't think big law firm experience would be considered &q...
Wonderful garrison national security agency
  01/13/11
the ppl who got in with "much less work experience"...
slippery ocher stage
  01/13/11
the GMAT is a fucking joke. i got a 780 on two weeks of stud...
haunting shimmering party of the first part
  01/13/11
tell us your story, brother
slippery ocher stage
  01/13/11
i heard that several GMAT companies paid BIG FACED HUNDIES f...
haunting shimmering party of the first part
  01/13/11
pay gmat instructors more than lsat instructors? also, d...
slippery ocher stage
  01/13/11
several companies paid $100/hr plus bonus. i taught around 5...
haunting shimmering party of the first part
  01/13/11
I'm aiming top 20. I did a top 5, couple of top 15s. I don...
Wonderful garrison national security agency
  01/13/11
what about your friends with less work experience - what ran...
slippery ocher stage
  01/13/11
They got into top 20. One got a job making 6 figures after ...
Wonderful garrison national security agency
  01/13/11
describe their creds in brief, if u dont mind
slippery ocher stage
  01/13/11
nothing spectacular. 1) Okay undergrad gpa, crazy major tho...
Wonderful garrison national security agency
  01/13/11
surprised the chem engineer dude did so poorly
slippery ocher stage
  01/13/11
yea, he struggled with that major. It was one of the hardes...
Wonderful garrison national security agency
  01/13/11
what course
slippery ocher stage
  01/13/11
Veritas, super good. Highly recommend it. I gave my passwo...
Wonderful garrison national security agency
  01/13/11
i didn't notice that much of a difference except maybe for t...
haunting shimmering party of the first part
  01/13/11
The big book 800 questions were mostly (to me) like 1 senten...
Wonderful garrison national security agency
  01/13/11
yea, i don't remember it that well man. i had 20-30 minutes ...
haunting shimmering party of the first part
  01/13/11
are you going/or applying to b-schoo. 780 is amazing. what ...
Wonderful garrison national security agency
  01/13/11
i doubt i'll ever go to business school but who knows. it's ...
haunting shimmering party of the first part
  01/13/11
yea, I know it is my "backup plan" if I dont get a...
Wonderful garrison national security agency
  01/13/11
Aren't you the guy who gave up YLS to be with his wife? D...
Sickened Maize Candlestick Maker
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
shitlaw is tcr
slippery ocher stage
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
what does that mean "gave up YLS?" what range of s...
haunting shimmering party of the first part
  01/13/11
answer me bitch.
haunting shimmering party of the first part
  01/13/11
you kind of sound spoiled
Frum Keepsake Machete Jewess
  01/14/11
what are ur law school stats? No summer firm? Are you applyi...
effete orchid personal credit line den
  01/13/11
keep trying brother.
Aromatic twinkling death wish university
  01/13/11
I feel ya, broseph. What you need is a PLAN!
chrome menage jew
  01/13/11
were u allowed to interview and apply for jobs during ur cle...
effete orchid personal credit line den
  01/13/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/13/11
Are you qualified for a stat PhD program? In general, PhD's ...
odious ruddy range private investor
  01/13/11
tell me MOAR about stats i did a ton of stats in undergra...
Chestnut State
  01/13/11
IMO, a stats master degree is one of the few masters degrees...
Thriller Puce Business Firm
  01/14/11
Yep, I agree with this. Moreover, funding is available for M...
odious ruddy range private investor
  01/14/11
i've given this thought as well.
razzle-dazzle khaki indian lodge
  01/14/11
lol @ this
smoky irradiated weed whacker round eye
  01/14/11
Man I feel for you guys, and I'm not normally empathic. When...
Splenetic lay preventive strike
  01/13/11
*chainsaws u to death*
slippery ocher stage
  01/13/11
I'm empathizing here man.
Splenetic lay preventive strike
  01/13/11
"I think it may be true that Fortune is the arbiter of ...
Wonderful garrison national security agency
  01/13/11
And my wife spends every penny I make and a little more.
Splenetic lay preventive strike
  01/13/11
yea, I never understood the senior associates. They make al...
Wonderful garrison national security agency
  01/13/11
In exchange for surfing all day I would man, but we've got k...
Splenetic lay preventive strike
  01/13/11
I'm empathizing here man.
Splenetic lay preventive strike
  01/13/11
i'm chainsawing here, man
slippery ocher stage
  01/13/11
ty
Sick filthy school cafeteria
  01/13/11
180
Lascivious bistre factory reset button senate
  02/07/11
this is why it angers me when very successful people claim ...
Pearl big theater stage
  01/14/11
I can't believe there hasn't been any insurance claims sales...
charismatic free-loading corn cake parlor
  01/13/11
i know a guy who made 92K doing that his first year after ge...
haunting shimmering party of the first part
  01/13/11
why are peoples "Author" names all commas and shit...
Wonderful garrison national security agency
  01/13/11
Xoxo java users
Galvanic costumed rehab pervert
  01/14/11
This is why marriage is outdated. You're both on the hook fo...
mind-boggling pistol sanctuary
  01/14/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/14/11
assuming you had stayed in the geographic location of your c...
Frum Keepsake Machete Jewess
  01/14/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/14/11
Community property includes liabilities bro.
mind-boggling pistol sanctuary
  01/14/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/14/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/14/11
lol, could've just paraphrased bro.
floppy hominid
  01/14/11
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fuchsia forum halford
  01/14/11
could've omitted the "bro"
Drunken mustard spot
  01/25/11
shut the fuck up you mouth breathing cretin.
Frisky Gas Station
  01/28/11
You gave up YLS and you went to a second tier school. Did t...
cyan site nowag
  01/14/11
Lol if true. What range of school?
Vermilion swollen patrolman
  01/14/11
I'm assuming probably UT. He is in Texas with his wife.
cyan site nowag
  01/14/11
Never, never, never give up!
Transparent Market Friendly Grandma
  01/14/11
I think you're taking the "korean pride" thing a l...
canary quadroon
  01/25/11
man, bro brah mang dooder bro brah, man
Drunken mustard spot
  01/25/11
oh i see where the J. comes from now, dawg
canary quadroon
  01/25/11
word, mang bro
Drunken mustard spot
  01/25/11
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Lascivious bistre factory reset button senate
  01/25/11
ty brother.
Frisky Gas Station
  01/28/11
well, at least you'll always have your 4.0 in abstract math ...
Beta National
  01/25/11
Have you thought about doing Teach for America, dawg?
Plum startling coldplay fan
  01/25/11
become the next hitler, i'll support you
Iridescent brethren
  02/07/11


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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:39 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048166)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:46 PM
Author: glittery immigrant

oh hi me.



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:37 PM
Author: zombie-like domesticated fat ankles trailer park

literally in the same situation (well I didn't just end a clerkship, but I just got a ding letter today and have been thinking about suicide more than I ever have in my life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049066)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: haunting shimmering party of the first part

suicide takes balls. you'll probably just end up a whiney faggot who lives at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049116)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:56 PM
Author: zombie-like domesticated fat ankles trailer park

more true than you know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049224)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:09 AM
Author: Primrose volcanic crater

things will be a lot better in 18 months nilla - don't killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052176)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:28 AM
Author: Pearl big theater stage

oh really? where are you getting this from

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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:47 AM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:42 PM
Author: Translucent beady-eyed hospital

hey man don't killself brah

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:43 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Business Firm

Get a PHD in math, mang.

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:51 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:52 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Business Firm

Where are you located?

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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: slippery ocher stage

plz share this script w/ others

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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:32 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:56 PM
Author: cracking azure french chef chapel

this is the nuclear option for this board. make it public and this dies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049226)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:44 PM
Author: Bull headed salmon step-uncle's house

what region/market?

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:50 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:53 PM
Author: Bull headed salmon step-uncle's house

Sorry d00der. Maybe spend some time backpacking in Big Bend on soul searching journey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048264)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:46 PM
Author: Hilarious Principal's Office

med school bro

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:52 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:53 PM
Author: Hilarious Principal's Office

it's not too late man

i know several people who finished residency in their 40s

plus u got a sugar momma rite

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:54 PM
Author: Bull headed salmon step-uncle's house

true

you have to stay for 6 years for her anyway...

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:58 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:46 PM
Author: low-t learning disabled institution boiling water

get an MS or PhD in applied math or statistics

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:55 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:51 PM
Author: low-t learning disabled institution boiling water

PhD programs, probably. MS programs, probably not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048692)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:46 PM
Author: floppy hominid

inb4 foot fetish shitck (podiatry bro)

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:48 PM
Author: Bull headed salmon step-uncle's house

just do it?

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:51 PM
Author: floppy hominid

don't recommend it

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:53 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:55 PM
Author: Hilarious Principal's Office

they won't be laughing when you're Dr. Greetings brother

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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: exciting temple sneaky criminal

but they will laugh when he ends up in pediatrics

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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:51 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cuckoldry

Go solo

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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



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Date: January 25th, 2011 1:25 PM
Author: Balding bespoke turdskin background story

"I'll even suck him off bigincest style every day."

ITE, you don't think he's already got people lining up to do that?

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Date: December 20th, 2011 12:02 PM
Author: Amethyst Roast Beef



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz toilet seat ratface

what level clerkship was it?

Can your judge really not help out at all?



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Frum Keepsake Machete Jewess

currently in middle of vag clerkship; no clue what im going to do after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048491)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:03 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz toilet seat ratface

that sucks dog, sorry to hear that.

anecdotally, i know a fed magistrate clerk who is leaving to do biglaw and then has an appellate clerkship lined up. Not sure if she is just lucky or what.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048521)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:54 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:06 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Business Firm

I would write to the USAO in your district and offer to volunteer for a year as an S-AUSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048380)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:25 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048496)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: Frum Keepsake Machete Jewess

you work for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048515)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Business Firm

In the past, fed and state prosecutor offices would temporarily swap prosecutors if they had a joint-task force. But because you had to be a federal prosecutor to work at the USAO, that USAO would create an empty "Special AUSA" slot and "hire" you on an uncompensated basis (because you still drew state salary).

But now, certain districts -- especially ones near the border -- are flooded with fed cases. To help deal with the caseload, the corresponding USAO offices will often take on several "volunteer" AUSA for a year to help prosecute these cases. I've seen these positions posted for Sacramento, Baltimore, etc.

I think you are a good candidate because (1) you have prior USAO experience; (2) you are in a border state; and (3) you have good creds (clerkship is clutch for USAO) but don't have a job. Most of your competition will suck because you can't practice law outside the USAO while you work there, and they won't take deferrals.

I applied to several of these in the past and received "callbacks" but they were always skeptical (and rightfully so) that I'd give up my current job to work for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048579)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:48 PM
Author: exciting temple sneaky criminal

i bet all of those volunteer jobs go to retired trial lawyers who are bored with golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048667)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:51 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Business Firm

Maybe, but I doubt it because they'd be even more bored with trying fed misdemeanors and mortgage fraud as an S-AUSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048689)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:51 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048684)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:54 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Business Firm

Must underscore the importance of a Judge going to bat for you. I got one interview just because the USAO was curious what my Judge thought re: the quality of work product from his/her office.

It's also a good idea to exercise the AUSA connections. If you can work them in, you have a way better chance than the average joe.

The S-AUSA interviews are no joke -- had one with seven fed prosecutors firing off questions at me for several hours, all at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048717)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:56 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048734)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:00 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Business Firm

That particular S-AUSA position was partly-compensated, but I get the sense that these positions are the "real deal." USAOs seem very tight-knit, and they really want to know if you're a team player. If you've already mock interviewed with 3 AUSAs, then you're already ahead of the curve.

I'd poke around their website to see if they have any interesting cases you can learn about. Also, it helps if you express enthusiasm for "boring" areas of AUSA work, like forfeiture, immigration violations, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048775)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:05 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048813)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Business Firm

I think forfeiture work is underrated because you often encounter forfeiture issues in biglaw white-collar litigation. Moreover, because there's civil and criminal forfeiture, you can presumably take depos and also do forfeiture "indictments" and get portable experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048845)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: Bateful station

It's a shitty economy. For my current job, they had 400 apps for 2 positions. They have even more for next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048478)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:48 PM
Author: glittery immigrant

i applied for a job that had over 800 applicants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048668)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:00 PM
Author: know-it-all yellow church karate

same. but i got mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049243)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse cerebral library

law related?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048957)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: cracking azure french chef chapel

Did you pass the bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048495)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:25 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048505)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:25 PM
Author: Frum Keepsake Machete Jewess

is this the dood who's wife is like a fucking surgeon resident? I dont feel too bad for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048499)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048538)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:29 PM
Author: 180 bbw brunch

just do sales bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048527)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:40 PM
Author: exciting temple sneaky criminal

you must be a really shitty interviewee or have a face for radio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048604)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048708)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:29 PM
Author: bronze misanthropic pisswyrm clown

Are you dropping the "flummoxed" bomb on your BigTex interviews? Ding, fag!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048999)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:41 PM
Author: Chartreuse cerebral library

no joke, try opening up a fish fry shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048617)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:54 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048716)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:24 PM
Author: Chartreuse cerebral library

tell them you'll also handle their finances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048958)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison national security agency

Shit, I'm in the same boat. Graduated 2008, got axed by big law early of 2010, my firm had 80 incoming 1st years, got rid of 40 stealth manner, myself included, fuck! I've been unemployed now for over 1 year! Nobody in a respectable firm will interview me. The only job offers I've had have been for like loan mods attorney. I don't know wtf todo.

I took the GMAT and applied to several b-schools, god I hope I get in. I saved all my biglaw money so I would not have to take on too much debt for the MBA. This is the my current fall back plan.

I hate this fkn profession, seriously, did people 10 years ago have to jump through as many fucking hurdles to land a decent law job and career. Law has become the worst decision of my life. I posted a fake ad on Craigslist to see how many people were applying to the same jobs that I was, I recieved over 300 resumes in 2 days. I was fucking SHOCKED!!!! Panic mode took over and I decided to start studying for the GMAT. Getting a law job is like winning the dam lottery! Fuck this shit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048709)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:08 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048842)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: Chest-beating tan crackhouse crotch

Would you be willing to work for $58,000 a year + $15,000 bonus a contingent on billing 2200 hours all the while you are getting legit experience?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048881)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:16 PM
Author: slippery ocher stage

r there decent b-schools that would accept u w/ ur (from the perspective of a b-school admissions board) shit pure shit WE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048892)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:23 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison national security agency

I don't think big law firm experience would be considered "shit." I also had 2 years work experience prior to law skool, so I guess its up in the air how it goes. I know several people who got in with much less work experience. I did decent on the gmat (720) and have great law school stats gpa, etc, 168 Lsat, okay undergrad shit, was a computer science major which was hard as fuck! I'm scrambling to get a job so I could apply to maybe a part time MBA, which is a hell of alot easier to get in, plus working would be nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048951)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:24 PM
Author: slippery ocher stage

the ppl who got in with "much less work experience" - what ranked b-school r we talking about?

also, how difficult is the gmat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048963)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:27 PM
Author: haunting shimmering party of the first part

the GMAT is a fucking joke. i got a 780 on two weeks of study after just buying the big book with a bunch of old released problems at the COOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048979)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:28 PM
Author: slippery ocher stage

tell us your story, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048983)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:30 PM
Author: haunting shimmering party of the first part

i heard that several GMAT companies paid BIG FACED HUNDIES for gmat teachers who score in the 99th percentile, so i picked up the official book and studied a little during winter break 1L year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049001)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:31 PM
Author: slippery ocher stage

pay gmat instructors more than lsat instructors?

also, did it pay off? did u make bank?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049009)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:34 PM
Author: haunting shimmering party of the first part

several companies paid $100/hr plus bonus. i taught around 5-10 hours a week for one of them starting my 1L summer and then during 2L and 3L year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049042)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:30 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison national security agency

I'm aiming top 20. I did a top 5, couple of top 15s. I dont need to go into I-banking or something super prestigious that only HBS will get you. I really just want like a decent career, not greedy for money. Right now, if i could get a law job making 60k i'd be all over it, I just dont want to do like personal injury or bankruptcy.

GMAT- I thought it was harder than the LSAT, the verbal section on GMAT is almost identical to LSAT, the reading comp is identical, the logical reasoning is easier on GMAT. There are no logic games on GMAT. There is sentence correction on GMAT which can be a bitch if you are not a grammer horr.

The math section on the GMAT was tough because of the time factor. It is really easy math, but the time makes it tough. Plus, there is a lot of mental things you need to block out, because the test gets easier or harder depending on how you are doing. So it is kind of hard to block out how you think you are doing in the middle of the test based on the types of questions you see. If you see really easy questions, you might think, fuck I'm bombing this exam.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049004)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:32 PM
Author: slippery ocher stage

what about your friends with less work experience - what ranked b-schools did they get? r they working now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049026)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:36 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison national security agency

They got into top 20. One got a job making 6 figures after graduating, but his parents are SUPER loaded and he quit to do his own business. The other got into a top 20 too, his parents are super loaded too and he can pretty much get any job he wants with his connections. My other buddy got into top 15, but maybe minority status helped. My buddies say with my creds I should aim for top 5 school, but I really dont desire to get the cream of the crop i-banking job. I just want something decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049063)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:37 PM
Author: slippery ocher stage

describe their creds in brief, if u dont mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049076)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:41 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison national security agency

nothing spectacular. 1) Okay undergrad gpa, crazy major though, chem engineering. 3 years Good work experience. low 600 GMAT.

2)Ivy league undergrad, dont know GPA, minimal work experience, 700s gmat.

3)good ug gpa, decent w.e., minority, 700 gmat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049107)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:47 PM
Author: slippery ocher stage

surprised the chem engineer dude did so poorly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049152)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:53 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison national security agency

yea, he struggled with that major. It was one of the hardest at our school, average time to complete was 5 years. He worked full time while trying to study for the gmat, so that was probably a big part of it.

Oh the guy saying he bought the big book and got a 780, I don't know, I spent 1g on the private course, I thought the big book questions were WAY easier than the actual test.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049207)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:01 PM
Author: slippery ocher stage

what course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049258)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:04 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison national security agency

Veritas, super good. Highly recommend it. I gave my password to several of my friends, you can access the online lectures/materials. If you can get some friends to split the cost with you, and maybe photocopy the books, it'd be the way to go. I know 2 people who are thinking gmat route too, one was in biglaw for like 5 years, hated it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049276)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:11 PM
Author: haunting shimmering party of the first part

i didn't notice that much of a difference except maybe for the very high level math questions -- at least i thought the questions i was getting at the end of the math section on the real thing were really hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049325)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:16 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison national security agency

The big book 800 questions were mostly (to me) like 1 sentence questions that I could answer in a minute. I got a lot more lengthy word problems on the actual test, which were easy but time consuming. It was nice seeing the permutation problems, because those generally were only for people doing good.

It shouldn't have been at the end, generally after the first 10 questions, you should receive the hard math questions if you are doing well, the test will readjust within 3 or 4 questions. I don't know. Crazy though, I finished the verbal section with like 25 minutes left. haha, blew through it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049352)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:22 PM
Author: haunting shimmering party of the first part

yea, i don't remember it that well man. i had 20-30 minutes left over on verbal also. just used that time to chill. maybe i wasn't doing great at the end. i only got a 49 on the math section, which was like 93rd percentile when i took it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049385)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:25 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison national security agency

are you going/or applying to b-schoo. 780 is amazing. what is that 99th%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049408)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:28 PM
Author: haunting shimmering party of the first part

i doubt i'll ever go to business school but who knows. it's nice that it's good for 5 years so i still have a little while to think about it if i want to.

when i took the test 99th percentile started at 750, and i think it has moved to 760 in the last 2 or 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049425)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:31 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison national security agency

yea, I know it is my "backup plan" if I dont get a job by this September. I would rather do part time MBA, but fck it is so hard to find a law job!

Yea 720 was only 94%, I hated the computer adaptive shit, It really messed with my head during the test, i kept thinking whether the problems i was getting would be considered hard or easy, hard to block that aspect.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049460)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:00 PM
Author: Sickened Maize Candlestick Maker

Aren't you the guy who gave up YLS to be with his wife?

Don't killself yourself, brother. You have a lifetime ahead of you to do something with yourself. You're intelligent; you'll do well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048769)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048832)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:15 PM
Author: slippery ocher stage

shitlaw is tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048885)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:30 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049002)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:18 PM
Author: haunting shimmering party of the first part

what does that mean "gave up YLS?" what range of school did you go to, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048909)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:49 PM
Author: haunting shimmering party of the first part

answer me bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049173)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:24 AM
Author: Frum Keepsake Machete Jewess

you kind of sound spoiled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052222)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:20 PM
Author: effete orchid personal credit line den

what are ur law school stats? No summer firm? Are you applying only the secondary market where ur wife is?

Market matters; I'd expect e.g. a SDNY magistrate clerk or NY court of appeals clerk could find at least some midlaw firm in NYC

edit: so ur in Texas. Yeah, it's a smaller market, though supposedly the economy there is doing better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048925)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:21 PM
Author: Aromatic twinkling death wish university

keep trying brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048930)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:23 PM
Author: chrome menage jew

I feel ya, broseph. What you need is a PLAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048954)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:28 PM
Author: effete orchid personal credit line den

were u allowed to interview and apply for jobs during ur clerkship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048986)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:37 PM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049068)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:34 PM
Author: odious ruddy range private investor

Are you qualified for a stat PhD program? In general, PhD's are shit, pure shit, but there is enough demand from industry that stat PhD's don't seem to have much trouble finding jobs. And the PhD program at Texas A&M is actually respectable.

Unfortunately admissions to PhD programs are absurdly competitive right now, and the admissions process is largely a crap shoot. It often comes down to the vagaries of the committee (or member of the committee) that reviews your file. In general, though, I have a hard time believing that many places would autoding you simply because you went to law school. If anything, it indicates that you can withstand the stress of an advanced degree program. I would say the most important factors are grades (particularly grades in advanced math courses), recommendations, research experience, and GRE scores, in roughly that order.

A stat MS might be a viable option as well. Typically the admissions standards for MS programs are much lower. The biggest downside is that your earnings will most likely top out in the high six figures and you'll probably be a SAS monkey the rest of your life. But at least it's a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049044)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author: Chestnut State

tell me MOAR about stats

i did a ton of stats in undergrad even though i technically have a poli sci degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049439)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 11:36 AM
Author: Thriller Puce Business Firm

IMO, a stats master degree is one of the few masters degrees worth getting. It opens doors to many federal jobs you've never heard of -- data analysis at OSHA, CDC, EPA, etc. -- and while you work there, you rack up conf. papers and publications that will help you get into a PHD or MD program if you so desire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052767)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 2:35 PM
Author: odious ruddy range private investor

Yep, I agree with this. Moreover, funding is available for MS programs in stat at many schools. Usually MS students are lower on the food chain than PhD students when it comes to funding opportunities, so it is kind of hit and miss, but funding definitely exist. A stat MS is a credited option for people who can do math but can't find jobs.

Caveat: The only stat MS people I have known got their degrees at highly-ranked schools. I have no idea what the job market is like if you get an MS in stat at a TTT. As with any graduate program, one should do one's homework before buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17053904)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle khaki indian lodge

i've given this thought as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17054435)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 11:39 AM
Author: smoky irradiated weed whacker round eye

lol @ this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052798)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:43 PM
Author: Splenetic lay preventive strike

Man I feel for you guys, and I'm not normally empathic. When I got out in 2002 you just had to show up at biglaw with a pulse and you got a job. By the time ITE started, I was a 6th year and they needed to keep me. So now I make $300K, and I'm not all that smart or hardworking. Lifes a bitch aint it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049126)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:53 PM
Author: slippery ocher stage

*chainsaws u to death*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049206)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:55 PM
Author: Splenetic lay preventive strike

I'm empathizing here man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049222)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:58 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison national security agency

"I think it may be true that Fortune is the arbiter of half of our actions, but that she still leaves the other half of them, more or less, to be governed by us."- Niccolo Machiavelli.

Unfortunately, I have not had "Fortune" on my side ever. I graduated Computer Science in 02', and the tech bubble burst!

Graduated law skool in 08' and guess what...yep! I'm going to graduate with my MBA in a few years, and America will no longer be on a map. haha. At least i'm super fit, being unemployed is not all that bad, I go on my road bike 30 miles a day, go the gym at night, am in the greatest shape of my life. I'm doing well with the ladies, haha. I'm actually really happy. But fuck, I need a job too!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049236)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:01 PM
Author: Splenetic lay preventive strike

And my wife spends every penny I make and a little more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049255)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:09 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison national security agency

yea, I never understood the senior associates. They make alot of $$$ but had all this fancy shit, nice condos, cars etc. Spend everything they make it seems. I saved every fking penny of my big law job knowing there was a good chance I would get axed. If I could have had my job for 2 or 3 more years, I would have saved half a million and moved to some 3rd world country and retired. You can live in central american CHEAP like 3 bucks for lobster dinner! Surf all day. Just O.J. the wife man. haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049308)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:26 PM
Author: Splenetic lay preventive strike

In exchange for surfing all day I would man, but we've got kids. Young'ens. Might divorce her and move to HI in 17 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049411)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:58 PM
Author: Splenetic lay preventive strike

I'm empathizing here man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049237)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:01 PM
Author: slippery ocher stage

i'm chainsawing here, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049253)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:40 PM
Author: Sick filthy school cafeteria

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049540)



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Date: February 7th, 2011 10:55 AM
Author: Lascivious bistre factory reset button senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17229989)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:36 AM
Author: Pearl big theater stage

this is why it angers me when very successful people claim to have gotten there solely based on their merits

not only is this demonstrably false from anecdotes like this, there have also been reports that those who graduate in recessions have long-lasting depressed salaries as compared to those who graduate when times are flush (like in 2002)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052248)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:33 PM
Author: charismatic free-loading corn cake parlor

I can't believe there hasn't been any insurance claims salesman trolling itt yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049473)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:36 PM
Author: haunting shimmering party of the first part

i know a guy who made 92K doing that his first year after getting an associates degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049507)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:41 PM
Author: Wonderful garrison national security agency

why are peoples "Author" names all commas and shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049553)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:00 AM
Author: Galvanic costumed rehab pervert

Xoxo java users

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052147)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:07 AM
Author: mind-boggling pistol sanctuary

This is why marriage is outdated. You're both on the hook for each other's debt, even long after you no longer practice and are divorced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052164)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:30 AM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052234)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:32 AM
Author: Frum Keepsake Machete Jewess

assuming you had stayed in the geographic location of your clerkship, could your judge have gotten you a clerkship interview with a district judge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052241)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:49 AM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052277)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:50 AM
Author: mind-boggling pistol sanctuary

Community property includes liabilities bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052284)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 10:13 AM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052370)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 10:15 AM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052375)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 10:18 AM
Author: floppy hominid

lol, could've just paraphrased bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052388)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 10:30 AM
Author: fuchsia forum halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052448)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:41 AM
Author: Drunken mustard spot

could've omitted the "bro"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133748)



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Date: January 28th, 2011 11:34 AM
Author: Frisky Gas Station

shut the fuck up you mouth breathing cretin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17157447)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 11:27 AM
Author: cyan site nowag

You gave up YLS and you went to a second tier school. Did they give you a nice schollie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052738)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 4:06 PM
Author: Vermilion swollen patrolman

Lol if true. What range of school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17054456)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 4:17 PM
Author: cyan site nowag

I'm assuming probably UT. He is in Texas with his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17054508)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 11:38 AM
Author: Transparent Market Friendly Grandma

Never, never, never give up!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052783)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:12 AM
Author: canary quadroon

I think you're taking the "korean pride" thing a little too far. You're still prestigious dawg. Plus she'll owe you alimony if she dumps you for being unemployed, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133582)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:37 AM
Author: Drunken mustard spot

man, bro brah mang dooder bro brah, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133723)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:40 AM
Author: canary quadroon

oh i see where the J. comes from now, dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133742)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:42 AM
Author: Drunken mustard spot

word, mang bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133751)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 2:05 PM
Author: Lascivious bistre factory reset button senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17134641)



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Date: January 28th, 2011 11:34 AM
Author: Frisky Gas Station

ty brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17157441)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:41 AM
Author: Beta National

well, at least you'll always have your 4.0 in abstract math and prestigious lutheran heritage to fall back on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133744)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 3:59 PM
Author: Plum startling coldplay fan

Have you thought about doing Teach for America, dawg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17135434)



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Date: February 7th, 2011 11:13 AM
Author: Iridescent brethren

become the next hitler, i'll support you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17230074)