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Didn't get job; giving up on law; contemplating killself

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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
oh hi me.
self-absorbed bateful forum coldplay fan
  01/13/11
literally in the same situation (well I didn't just end a cl...
gay floppy jewess theater
  01/13/11
suicide takes balls. you'll probably just end up a whiney fa...
Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath
  01/13/11
more true than you know
gay floppy jewess theater
  01/13/11
things will be a lot better in 18 months nilla - don't kills...
nubile temple love of her life
  01/14/11
oh really? where are you getting this from
Hairraiser Hominid
  01/14/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/14/11
hey man don't killself brah
soul-stirring brindle chad dingle berry
  01/13/11
Get a PHD in math, mang.
alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
  01/13/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
Where are you located?
alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
plz share this script w/ others
Talented Abode
  01/13/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
this is the nuclear option for this board. make it public an...
Carmine beady-eyed site
  01/13/11
what region/market?
vermilion violent marketing idea
  01/13/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
Sorry d00der. Maybe spend some time backpacking in Big Bend ...
vermilion violent marketing idea
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
med school bro
awkward laughsome legal warrant
  01/13/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
it's not too late man i know several people who finished ...
awkward laughsome legal warrant
  01/13/11
true you have to stay for 6 years for her anyway...
vermilion violent marketing idea
  01/13/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
get an MS or PhD in applied math or statistics
cocky plaza volcanic crater
  01/13/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
PhD programs, probably. MS programs, probably not.
cocky plaza volcanic crater
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
inb4 foot fetish shitck (podiatry bro)
Mischievous International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/13/11
just do it?
vermilion violent marketing idea
  01/13/11
don't recommend it
Mischievous International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/13/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
they won't be laughing when you're Dr. Greetings brother
awkward laughsome legal warrant
  01/13/11
but they will laugh when he ends up in pediatrics
Nudist skinny woman dog poop
  01/13/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
Go solo
slate fear-inspiring gaming laptop parlor
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
"I'll even suck him off bigincest style every day."...
translucent beta lettuce center
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Gaped Sapphire Property Macaca
  12/20/11
what level clerkship was it? Can your judge really not he...
fiercely-loyal set
  01/13/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
currently in middle of vag clerkship; no clue what im going ...
bat shit crazy scarlet kitty cat station
  01/13/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
that sucks dog, sorry to hear that. anecdotally, i know a...
fiercely-loyal set
  01/13/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
I would write to the USAO in your district and offer to volu...
alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
  01/13/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
you work for free
bat shit crazy scarlet kitty cat station
  01/13/11
In the past, fed and state prosecutor offices would temporar...
alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
  01/13/11
i bet all of those volunteer jobs go to retired trial lawyer...
Nudist skinny woman dog poop
  01/13/11
Maybe, but I doubt it because they'd be even more bored with...
alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
Must underscore the importance of a Judge going to bat for y...
alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
That particular S-AUSA position was partly-compensated, but ...
alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
I think forfeiture work is underrated because you often enco...
alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
  01/13/11
It's a shitty economy. For my current job, they had 400 app...
buck-toothed base
  01/13/11
i applied for a job that had over 800 applicants.
self-absorbed bateful forum coldplay fan
  01/13/11
same. but i got mine.
Spectacular cruise ship sandwich
  01/13/11
law related?
jade incel gunner
  01/13/11
Did you pass the bar?
Carmine beady-eyed site
  01/13/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
is this the dood who's wife is like a fucking surgeon reside...
bat shit crazy scarlet kitty cat station
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
just do sales bro
Balding Anal Piazza Telephone
  01/13/11
you must be a really shitty interviewee or have a face for r...
Nudist skinny woman dog poop
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
Are you dropping the "flummoxed" bomb on your BigT...
french whorehouse crotch
  01/13/11
no joke, try opening up a fish fry shop.
jade incel gunner
  01/13/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
tell them you'll also handle their finances.
jade incel gunner
  01/13/11
Shit, I'm in the same boat. Graduated 2008, got axed by big...
nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration
  01/13/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
Would you be willing to work for $58,000 a year + $15,000 bo...
Outnumbered Boistinker
  01/13/11
r there decent b-schools that would accept u w/ ur (from the...
Talented Abode
  01/13/11
I don't think big law firm experience would be considered &q...
nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration
  01/13/11
the ppl who got in with "much less work experience"...
Talented Abode
  01/13/11
the GMAT is a fucking joke. i got a 780 on two weeks of stud...
Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath
  01/13/11
tell us your story, brother
Talented Abode
  01/13/11
i heard that several GMAT companies paid BIG FACED HUNDIES f...
Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath
  01/13/11
pay gmat instructors more than lsat instructors? also, d...
Talented Abode
  01/13/11
several companies paid $100/hr plus bonus. i taught around 5...
Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath
  01/13/11
I'm aiming top 20. I did a top 5, couple of top 15s. I don...
nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration
  01/13/11
what about your friends with less work experience - what ran...
Talented Abode
  01/13/11
They got into top 20. One got a job making 6 figures after ...
nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration
  01/13/11
describe their creds in brief, if u dont mind
Talented Abode
  01/13/11
nothing spectacular. 1) Okay undergrad gpa, crazy major tho...
nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration
  01/13/11
surprised the chem engineer dude did so poorly
Talented Abode
  01/13/11
yea, he struggled with that major. It was one of the hardes...
nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration
  01/13/11
what course
Talented Abode
  01/13/11
Veritas, super good. Highly recommend it. I gave my passwo...
nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration
  01/13/11
i didn't notice that much of a difference except maybe for t...
Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath
  01/13/11
The big book 800 questions were mostly (to me) like 1 senten...
nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration
  01/13/11
yea, i don't remember it that well man. i had 20-30 minutes ...
Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath
  01/13/11
are you going/or applying to b-schoo. 780 is amazing. what ...
nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration
  01/13/11
i doubt i'll ever go to business school but who knows. it's ...
Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath
  01/13/11
yea, I know it is my "backup plan" if I dont get a...
nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration
  01/13/11
Aren't you the guy who gave up YLS to be with his wife? D...
Ungodly cerebral gaping
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
shitlaw is tcr
Talented Abode
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
what does that mean "gave up YLS?" what range of s...
Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath
  01/13/11
answer me bitch.
Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath
  01/13/11
you kind of sound spoiled
bat shit crazy scarlet kitty cat station
  01/14/11
what are ur law school stats? No summer firm? Are you applyi...
opaque masturbator
  01/13/11
keep trying brother.
Bronze wonderful cumskin
  01/13/11
I feel ya, broseph. What you need is a PLAN!
trip federal shrine goyim
  01/13/11
were u allowed to interview and apply for jobs during ur cle...
opaque masturbator
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seedy gold round eye
  01/13/11
Are you qualified for a stat PhD program? In general, PhD's ...
Unholy Burgundy Headpube
  01/13/11
tell me MOAR about stats i did a ton of stats in undergra...
Slippery Supple Field Half-breed
  01/13/11
IMO, a stats master degree is one of the few masters degrees...
alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
  01/14/11
Yep, I agree with this. Moreover, funding is available for M...
Unholy Burgundy Headpube
  01/14/11
i've given this thought as well.
Kink-friendly motley faggot firefighter stain
  01/14/11
lol @ this
Bespoke Hyperventilating Fat Ankles
  01/14/11
Man I feel for you guys, and I'm not normally empathic. When...
histrionic yellow dilemma
  01/13/11
*chainsaws u to death*
Talented Abode
  01/13/11
I'm empathizing here man.
histrionic yellow dilemma
  01/13/11
"I think it may be true that Fortune is the arbiter of ...
nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration
  01/13/11
And my wife spends every penny I make and a little more.
histrionic yellow dilemma
  01/13/11
yea, I never understood the senior associates. They make al...
nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration
  01/13/11
In exchange for surfing all day I would man, but we've got k...
histrionic yellow dilemma
  01/13/11
I'm empathizing here man.
histrionic yellow dilemma
  01/13/11
i'm chainsawing here, man
Talented Abode
  01/13/11
ty
lascivious submissive orchestra pit puppy
  01/13/11
180
180 stag film
  02/07/11
this is why it angers me when very successful people claim ...
Hairraiser Hominid
  01/14/11
I can't believe there hasn't been any insurance claims sales...
Pungent regret
  01/13/11
i know a guy who made 92K doing that his first year after ge...
Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath
  01/13/11
why are peoples "Author" names all commas and shit...
nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration
  01/13/11
Xoxo java users
Massive irate water buffalo
  01/14/11
This is why marriage is outdated. You're both on the hook fo...
heady nibblets corner
  01/14/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/14/11
assuming you had stayed in the geographic location of your c...
bat shit crazy scarlet kitty cat station
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seedy gold round eye
  01/14/11
Community property includes liabilities bro.
heady nibblets corner
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seedy gold round eye
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seedy gold round eye
  01/14/11
lol, could've just paraphrased bro.
Mischievous International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/14/11
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seedy gold round eye
  01/14/11
could've omitted the "bro"
Multi-colored brunch immigrant
  01/25/11
shut the fuck up you mouth breathing cretin.
lemon house
  01/28/11
You gave up YLS and you went to a second tier school. Did t...
Green useless point
  01/14/11
Lol if true. What range of school?
Magenta Well-lubricated School Therapy
  01/14/11
I'm assuming probably UT. He is in Texas with his wife.
Green useless point
  01/14/11
Never, never, never give up!
Swashbuckling depressive
  01/14/11
I think you're taking the "korean pride" thing a l...
Tan exciting fortuitous meteor
  01/25/11
man, bro brah mang dooder bro brah, man
Multi-colored brunch immigrant
  01/25/11
oh i see where the J. comes from now, dawg
Tan exciting fortuitous meteor
  01/25/11
word, mang bro
Multi-colored brunch immigrant
  01/25/11
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180 stag film
  01/25/11
ty brother.
lemon house
  01/28/11
well, at least you'll always have your 4.0 in abstract math ...
electric silver alpha parlour
  01/25/11
Have you thought about doing Teach for America, dawg?
arousing faggotry party of the first part
  01/25/11
become the next hitler, i'll support you
stimulating tanning salon rigpig
  02/07/11


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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:39 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:46 PM
Author: self-absorbed bateful forum coldplay fan

oh hi me.



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:37 PM
Author: gay floppy jewess theater

literally in the same situation (well I didn't just end a clerkship, but I just got a ding letter today and have been thinking about suicide more than I ever have in my life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049066)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath

suicide takes balls. you'll probably just end up a whiney faggot who lives at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049116)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:56 PM
Author: gay floppy jewess theater

more true than you know

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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:09 AM
Author: nubile temple love of her life

things will be a lot better in 18 months nilla - don't killself

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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:28 AM
Author: Hairraiser Hominid

oh really? where are you getting this from

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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:47 AM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring brindle chad dingle berry

hey man don't killself brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048186)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:43 PM
Author: alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting

Get a PHD in math, mang.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048190)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:51 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:52 PM
Author: alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting

Where are you located?

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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: Talented Abode

plz share this script w/ others

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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:32 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:56 PM
Author: Carmine beady-eyed site

this is the nuclear option for this board. make it public and this dies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049226)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:44 PM
Author: vermilion violent marketing idea

what region/market?

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:50 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:53 PM
Author: vermilion violent marketing idea

Sorry d00der. Maybe spend some time backpacking in Big Bend on soul searching journey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048264)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:46 PM
Author: awkward laughsome legal warrant

med school bro

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:52 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:53 PM
Author: awkward laughsome legal warrant

it's not too late man

i know several people who finished residency in their 40s

plus u got a sugar momma rite

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:54 PM
Author: vermilion violent marketing idea

true

you have to stay for 6 years for her anyway...

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:58 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:46 PM
Author: cocky plaza volcanic crater

get an MS or PhD in applied math or statistics

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:55 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:51 PM
Author: cocky plaza volcanic crater

PhD programs, probably. MS programs, probably not.

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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:46 PM
Author: Mischievous International Law Enforcement Agency

inb4 foot fetish shitck (podiatry bro)

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:48 PM
Author: vermilion violent marketing idea

just do it?

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:51 PM
Author: Mischievous International Law Enforcement Agency

don't recommend it

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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:53 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 13th, 2011 7:55 PM
Author: awkward laughsome legal warrant

they won't be laughing when you're Dr. Greetings brother

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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: Nudist skinny woman dog poop

but they will laugh when he ends up in pediatrics

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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:51 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:04 PM
Author: slate fear-inspiring gaming laptop parlor

Go solo

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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 25th, 2011 1:25 PM
Author: translucent beta lettuce center

"I'll even suck him off bigincest style every day."

ITE, you don't think he's already got people lining up to do that?

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Date: December 20th, 2011 12:02 PM
Author: Gaped Sapphire Property Macaca



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:06 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal set

what level clerkship was it?

Can your judge really not help out at all?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048377)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: bat shit crazy scarlet kitty cat station

currently in middle of vag clerkship; no clue what im going to do after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048491)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:03 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal set

that sucks dog, sorry to hear that.

anecdotally, i know a fed magistrate clerk who is leaving to do biglaw and then has an appellate clerkship lined up. Not sure if she is just lucky or what.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048521)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:54 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:06 PM
Author: alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting

I would write to the USAO in your district and offer to volunteer for a year as an S-AUSA.

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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:25 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048496)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: bat shit crazy scarlet kitty cat station

you work for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048515)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting

In the past, fed and state prosecutor offices would temporarily swap prosecutors if they had a joint-task force. But because you had to be a federal prosecutor to work at the USAO, that USAO would create an empty "Special AUSA" slot and "hire" you on an uncompensated basis (because you still drew state salary).

But now, certain districts -- especially ones near the border -- are flooded with fed cases. To help deal with the caseload, the corresponding USAO offices will often take on several "volunteer" AUSA for a year to help prosecute these cases. I've seen these positions posted for Sacramento, Baltimore, etc.

I think you are a good candidate because (1) you have prior USAO experience; (2) you are in a border state; and (3) you have good creds (clerkship is clutch for USAO) but don't have a job. Most of your competition will suck because you can't practice law outside the USAO while you work there, and they won't take deferrals.

I applied to several of these in the past and received "callbacks" but they were always skeptical (and rightfully so) that I'd give up my current job to work for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048579)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:48 PM
Author: Nudist skinny woman dog poop

i bet all of those volunteer jobs go to retired trial lawyers who are bored with golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048667)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:51 PM
Author: alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting

Maybe, but I doubt it because they'd be even more bored with trying fed misdemeanors and mortgage fraud as an S-AUSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048689)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:51 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048684)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:54 PM
Author: alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting

Must underscore the importance of a Judge going to bat for you. I got one interview just because the USAO was curious what my Judge thought re: the quality of work product from his/her office.

It's also a good idea to exercise the AUSA connections. If you can work them in, you have a way better chance than the average joe.

The S-AUSA interviews are no joke -- had one with seven fed prosecutors firing off questions at me for several hours, all at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048717)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:56 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048734)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:00 PM
Author: alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting

That particular S-AUSA position was partly-compensated, but I get the sense that these positions are the "real deal." USAOs seem very tight-knit, and they really want to know if you're a team player. If you've already mock interviewed with 3 AUSAs, then you're already ahead of the curve.

I'd poke around their website to see if they have any interesting cases you can learn about. Also, it helps if you express enthusiasm for "boring" areas of AUSA work, like forfeiture, immigration violations, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048775)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:05 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048813)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting

I think forfeiture work is underrated because you often encounter forfeiture issues in biglaw white-collar litigation. Moreover, because there's civil and criminal forfeiture, you can presumably take depos and also do forfeiture "indictments" and get portable experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048845)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: buck-toothed base

It's a shitty economy. For my current job, they had 400 apps for 2 positions. They have even more for next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048478)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:48 PM
Author: self-absorbed bateful forum coldplay fan

i applied for a job that had over 800 applicants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048668)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:00 PM
Author: Spectacular cruise ship sandwich

same. but i got mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049243)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:23 PM
Author: jade incel gunner

law related?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048957)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Carmine beady-eyed site

Did you pass the bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048495)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:25 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048505)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:25 PM
Author: bat shit crazy scarlet kitty cat station

is this the dood who's wife is like a fucking surgeon resident? I dont feel too bad for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048499)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048538)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:29 PM
Author: Balding Anal Piazza Telephone

just do sales bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048527)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:40 PM
Author: Nudist skinny woman dog poop

you must be a really shitty interviewee or have a face for radio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048604)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048708)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:29 PM
Author: french whorehouse crotch

Are you dropping the "flummoxed" bomb on your BigTex interviews? Ding, fag!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048999)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:41 PM
Author: jade incel gunner

no joke, try opening up a fish fry shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048617)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:54 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048716)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:24 PM
Author: jade incel gunner

tell them you'll also handle their finances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048958)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration

Shit, I'm in the same boat. Graduated 2008, got axed by big law early of 2010, my firm had 80 incoming 1st years, got rid of 40 stealth manner, myself included, fuck! I've been unemployed now for over 1 year! Nobody in a respectable firm will interview me. The only job offers I've had have been for like loan mods attorney. I don't know wtf todo.

I took the GMAT and applied to several b-schools, god I hope I get in. I saved all my biglaw money so I would not have to take on too much debt for the MBA. This is the my current fall back plan.

I hate this fkn profession, seriously, did people 10 years ago have to jump through as many fucking hurdles to land a decent law job and career. Law has become the worst decision of my life. I posted a fake ad on Craigslist to see how many people were applying to the same jobs that I was, I recieved over 300 resumes in 2 days. I was fucking SHOCKED!!!! Panic mode took over and I decided to start studying for the GMAT. Getting a law job is like winning the dam lottery! Fuck this shit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048709)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:08 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048842)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: Outnumbered Boistinker

Would you be willing to work for $58,000 a year + $15,000 bonus a contingent on billing 2200 hours all the while you are getting legit experience?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048881)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:16 PM
Author: Talented Abode

r there decent b-schools that would accept u w/ ur (from the perspective of a b-school admissions board) shit pure shit WE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048892)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:23 PM
Author: nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration

I don't think big law firm experience would be considered "shit." I also had 2 years work experience prior to law skool, so I guess its up in the air how it goes. I know several people who got in with much less work experience. I did decent on the gmat (720) and have great law school stats gpa, etc, 168 Lsat, okay undergrad shit, was a computer science major which was hard as fuck! I'm scrambling to get a job so I could apply to maybe a part time MBA, which is a hell of alot easier to get in, plus working would be nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048951)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:24 PM
Author: Talented Abode

the ppl who got in with "much less work experience" - what ranked b-school r we talking about?

also, how difficult is the gmat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048963)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:27 PM
Author: Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath

the GMAT is a fucking joke. i got a 780 on two weeks of study after just buying the big book with a bunch of old released problems at the COOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048979)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:28 PM
Author: Talented Abode

tell us your story, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048983)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:30 PM
Author: Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath

i heard that several GMAT companies paid BIG FACED HUNDIES for gmat teachers who score in the 99th percentile, so i picked up the official book and studied a little during winter break 1L year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049001)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:31 PM
Author: Talented Abode

pay gmat instructors more than lsat instructors?

also, did it pay off? did u make bank?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049009)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:34 PM
Author: Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath

several companies paid $100/hr plus bonus. i taught around 5-10 hours a week for one of them starting my 1L summer and then during 2L and 3L year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049042)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:30 PM
Author: nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration

I'm aiming top 20. I did a top 5, couple of top 15s. I dont need to go into I-banking or something super prestigious that only HBS will get you. I really just want like a decent career, not greedy for money. Right now, if i could get a law job making 60k i'd be all over it, I just dont want to do like personal injury or bankruptcy.

GMAT- I thought it was harder than the LSAT, the verbal section on GMAT is almost identical to LSAT, the reading comp is identical, the logical reasoning is easier on GMAT. There are no logic games on GMAT. There is sentence correction on GMAT which can be a bitch if you are not a grammer horr.

The math section on the GMAT was tough because of the time factor. It is really easy math, but the time makes it tough. Plus, there is a lot of mental things you need to block out, because the test gets easier or harder depending on how you are doing. So it is kind of hard to block out how you think you are doing in the middle of the test based on the types of questions you see. If you see really easy questions, you might think, fuck I'm bombing this exam.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049004)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:32 PM
Author: Talented Abode

what about your friends with less work experience - what ranked b-schools did they get? r they working now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049026)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:36 PM
Author: nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration

They got into top 20. One got a job making 6 figures after graduating, but his parents are SUPER loaded and he quit to do his own business. The other got into a top 20 too, his parents are super loaded too and he can pretty much get any job he wants with his connections. My other buddy got into top 15, but maybe minority status helped. My buddies say with my creds I should aim for top 5 school, but I really dont desire to get the cream of the crop i-banking job. I just want something decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049063)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:37 PM
Author: Talented Abode

describe their creds in brief, if u dont mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049076)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:41 PM
Author: nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration

nothing spectacular. 1) Okay undergrad gpa, crazy major though, chem engineering. 3 years Good work experience. low 600 GMAT.

2)Ivy league undergrad, dont know GPA, minimal work experience, 700s gmat.

3)good ug gpa, decent w.e., minority, 700 gmat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049107)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:47 PM
Author: Talented Abode

surprised the chem engineer dude did so poorly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049152)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:53 PM
Author: nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration

yea, he struggled with that major. It was one of the hardest at our school, average time to complete was 5 years. He worked full time while trying to study for the gmat, so that was probably a big part of it.

Oh the guy saying he bought the big book and got a 780, I don't know, I spent 1g on the private course, I thought the big book questions were WAY easier than the actual test.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049207)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:01 PM
Author: Talented Abode

what course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049258)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:04 PM
Author: nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration

Veritas, super good. Highly recommend it. I gave my password to several of my friends, you can access the online lectures/materials. If you can get some friends to split the cost with you, and maybe photocopy the books, it'd be the way to go. I know 2 people who are thinking gmat route too, one was in biglaw for like 5 years, hated it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049276)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:11 PM
Author: Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath

i didn't notice that much of a difference except maybe for the very high level math questions -- at least i thought the questions i was getting at the end of the math section on the real thing were really hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049325)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:16 PM
Author: nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration

The big book 800 questions were mostly (to me) like 1 sentence questions that I could answer in a minute. I got a lot more lengthy word problems on the actual test, which were easy but time consuming. It was nice seeing the permutation problems, because those generally were only for people doing good.

It shouldn't have been at the end, generally after the first 10 questions, you should receive the hard math questions if you are doing well, the test will readjust within 3 or 4 questions. I don't know. Crazy though, I finished the verbal section with like 25 minutes left. haha, blew through it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049352)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:22 PM
Author: Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath

yea, i don't remember it that well man. i had 20-30 minutes left over on verbal also. just used that time to chill. maybe i wasn't doing great at the end. i only got a 49 on the math section, which was like 93rd percentile when i took it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049385)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:25 PM
Author: nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration

are you going/or applying to b-schoo. 780 is amazing. what is that 99th%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049408)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:28 PM
Author: Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath

i doubt i'll ever go to business school but who knows. it's nice that it's good for 5 years so i still have a little while to think about it if i want to.

when i took the test 99th percentile started at 750, and i think it has moved to 760 in the last 2 or 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049425)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:31 PM
Author: nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration

yea, I know it is my "backup plan" if I dont get a job by this September. I would rather do part time MBA, but fck it is so hard to find a law job!

Yea 720 was only 94%, I hated the computer adaptive shit, It really messed with my head during the test, i kept thinking whether the problems i was getting would be considered hard or easy, hard to block that aspect.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049460)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:00 PM
Author: Ungodly cerebral gaping

Aren't you the guy who gave up YLS to be with his wife?

Don't killself yourself, brother. You have a lifetime ahead of you to do something with yourself. You're intelligent; you'll do well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048769)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048832)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:15 PM
Author: Talented Abode

shitlaw is tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048885)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:30 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049002)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:18 PM
Author: Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath

what does that mean "gave up YLS?" what range of school did you go to, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048909)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:49 PM
Author: Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath

answer me bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049173)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:24 AM
Author: bat shit crazy scarlet kitty cat station

you kind of sound spoiled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052222)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:20 PM
Author: opaque masturbator

what are ur law school stats? No summer firm? Are you applying only the secondary market where ur wife is?

Market matters; I'd expect e.g. a SDNY magistrate clerk or NY court of appeals clerk could find at least some midlaw firm in NYC

edit: so ur in Texas. Yeah, it's a smaller market, though supposedly the economy there is doing better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048925)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:21 PM
Author: Bronze wonderful cumskin

keep trying brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048930)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:23 PM
Author: trip federal shrine goyim

I feel ya, broseph. What you need is a PLAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048954)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:28 PM
Author: opaque masturbator

were u allowed to interview and apply for jobs during ur clerkship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17048986)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:37 PM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049068)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:34 PM
Author: Unholy Burgundy Headpube

Are you qualified for a stat PhD program? In general, PhD's are shit, pure shit, but there is enough demand from industry that stat PhD's don't seem to have much trouble finding jobs. And the PhD program at Texas A&M is actually respectable.

Unfortunately admissions to PhD programs are absurdly competitive right now, and the admissions process is largely a crap shoot. It often comes down to the vagaries of the committee (or member of the committee) that reviews your file. In general, though, I have a hard time believing that many places would autoding you simply because you went to law school. If anything, it indicates that you can withstand the stress of an advanced degree program. I would say the most important factors are grades (particularly grades in advanced math courses), recommendations, research experience, and GRE scores, in roughly that order.

A stat MS might be a viable option as well. Typically the admissions standards for MS programs are much lower. The biggest downside is that your earnings will most likely top out in the high six figures and you'll probably be a SAS monkey the rest of your life. But at least it's a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049044)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author: Slippery Supple Field Half-breed

tell me MOAR about stats

i did a ton of stats in undergrad even though i technically have a poli sci degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049439)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 11:36 AM
Author: alcoholic haunted graveyard famous landscape painting

IMO, a stats master degree is one of the few masters degrees worth getting. It opens doors to many federal jobs you've never heard of -- data analysis at OSHA, CDC, EPA, etc. -- and while you work there, you rack up conf. papers and publications that will help you get into a PHD or MD program if you so desire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052767)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 2:35 PM
Author: Unholy Burgundy Headpube

Yep, I agree with this. Moreover, funding is available for MS programs in stat at many schools. Usually MS students are lower on the food chain than PhD students when it comes to funding opportunities, so it is kind of hit and miss, but funding definitely exist. A stat MS is a credited option for people who can do math but can't find jobs.

Caveat: The only stat MS people I have known got their degrees at highly-ranked schools. I have no idea what the job market is like if you get an MS in stat at a TTT. As with any graduate program, one should do one's homework before buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17053904)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: Kink-friendly motley faggot firefighter stain

i've given this thought as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17054435)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 11:39 AM
Author: Bespoke Hyperventilating Fat Ankles

lol @ this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052798)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:43 PM
Author: histrionic yellow dilemma

Man I feel for you guys, and I'm not normally empathic. When I got out in 2002 you just had to show up at biglaw with a pulse and you got a job. By the time ITE started, I was a 6th year and they needed to keep me. So now I make $300K, and I'm not all that smart or hardworking. Lifes a bitch aint it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049126)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:53 PM
Author: Talented Abode

*chainsaws u to death*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049206)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:55 PM
Author: histrionic yellow dilemma

I'm empathizing here man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049222)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:58 PM
Author: nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration

"I think it may be true that Fortune is the arbiter of half of our actions, but that she still leaves the other half of them, more or less, to be governed by us."- Niccolo Machiavelli.

Unfortunately, I have not had "Fortune" on my side ever. I graduated Computer Science in 02', and the tech bubble burst!

Graduated law skool in 08' and guess what...yep! I'm going to graduate with my MBA in a few years, and America will no longer be on a map. haha. At least i'm super fit, being unemployed is not all that bad, I go on my road bike 30 miles a day, go the gym at night, am in the greatest shape of my life. I'm doing well with the ladies, haha. I'm actually really happy. But fuck, I need a job too!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049236)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:01 PM
Author: histrionic yellow dilemma

And my wife spends every penny I make and a little more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049255)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:09 PM
Author: nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration

yea, I never understood the senior associates. They make alot of $$$ but had all this fancy shit, nice condos, cars etc. Spend everything they make it seems. I saved every fking penny of my big law job knowing there was a good chance I would get axed. If I could have had my job for 2 or 3 more years, I would have saved half a million and moved to some 3rd world country and retired. You can live in central american CHEAP like 3 bucks for lobster dinner! Surf all day. Just O.J. the wife man. haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049308)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:26 PM
Author: histrionic yellow dilemma

In exchange for surfing all day I would man, but we've got kids. Young'ens. Might divorce her and move to HI in 17 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049411)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 9:58 PM
Author: histrionic yellow dilemma

I'm empathizing here man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049237)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:01 PM
Author: Talented Abode

i'm chainsawing here, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049253)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:40 PM
Author: lascivious submissive orchestra pit puppy

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049540)



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Date: February 7th, 2011 10:55 AM
Author: 180 stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17229989)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:36 AM
Author: Hairraiser Hominid

this is why it angers me when very successful people claim to have gotten there solely based on their merits

not only is this demonstrably false from anecdotes like this, there have also been reports that those who graduate in recessions have long-lasting depressed salaries as compared to those who graduate when times are flush (like in 2002)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052248)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:33 PM
Author: Pungent regret

I can't believe there hasn't been any insurance claims salesman trolling itt yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049473)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:36 PM
Author: Bipolar contagious scourge upon the earth public bath

i know a guy who made 92K doing that his first year after getting an associates degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049507)



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Date: January 13th, 2011 10:41 PM
Author: nofapping meetinghouse internal respiration

why are peoples "Author" names all commas and shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17049553)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:00 AM
Author: Massive irate water buffalo

Xoxo java users

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052147)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:07 AM
Author: heady nibblets corner

This is why marriage is outdated. You're both on the hook for each other's debt, even long after you no longer practice and are divorced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052164)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:30 AM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052234)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:32 AM
Author: bat shit crazy scarlet kitty cat station

assuming you had stayed in the geographic location of your clerkship, could your judge have gotten you a clerkship interview with a district judge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052241)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:49 AM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052277)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 9:50 AM
Author: heady nibblets corner

Community property includes liabilities bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052284)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 10:13 AM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052370)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 10:15 AM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052375)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 10:18 AM
Author: Mischievous International Law Enforcement Agency

lol, could've just paraphrased bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052388)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 10:30 AM
Author: seedy gold round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052448)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:41 AM
Author: Multi-colored brunch immigrant

could've omitted the "bro"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133748)



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Date: January 28th, 2011 11:34 AM
Author: lemon house

shut the fuck up you mouth breathing cretin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17157447)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 11:27 AM
Author: Green useless point

You gave up YLS and you went to a second tier school. Did they give you a nice schollie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052738)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 4:06 PM
Author: Magenta Well-lubricated School Therapy

Lol if true. What range of school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17054456)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 4:17 PM
Author: Green useless point

I'm assuming probably UT. He is in Texas with his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17054508)



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Date: January 14th, 2011 11:38 AM
Author: Swashbuckling depressive

Never, never, never give up!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17052783)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:12 AM
Author: Tan exciting fortuitous meteor

I think you're taking the "korean pride" thing a little too far. You're still prestigious dawg. Plus she'll owe you alimony if she dumps you for being unemployed, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133582)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:37 AM
Author: Multi-colored brunch immigrant

man, bro brah mang dooder bro brah, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133723)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:40 AM
Author: Tan exciting fortuitous meteor

oh i see where the J. comes from now, dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133742)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:42 AM
Author: Multi-colored brunch immigrant

word, mang bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133751)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 2:05 PM
Author: 180 stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17134641)



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Date: January 28th, 2011 11:34 AM
Author: lemon house

ty brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17157441)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 11:41 AM
Author: electric silver alpha parlour

well, at least you'll always have your 4.0 in abstract math and prestigious lutheran heritage to fall back on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17133744)



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Date: January 25th, 2011 3:59 PM
Author: arousing faggotry party of the first part

Have you thought about doing Teach for America, dawg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17135434)



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Date: February 7th, 2011 11:13 AM
Author: stimulating tanning salon rigpig

become the next hitler, i'll support you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1535190&forum_id=2#17230074)