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Date: February 9th, 2011 12:00 AM Author: Lemon faggotry location I have a couple questions as I contemplate getting a high class call girl this weekend: --She has a min 2-hour outcall. I assume I can basically fuck her as many times as possible in that window, she won't try to bail after my first load 5 minutes in? --I'm working at a site for a few months, so she and her associates would know where I live at least for the next several weeks, is that a problem where I should just get a hotel instead? --Her online pictures look awesome, but I assume there's some trade-down for in-person. Are we talking about a point or two worse in looks, or could she be some fugly or someone else entirely? And if so I assume I can just cancel the trade, get back in the elevator and leave her in the lobby? --Any other points for me to keep in mind as a total noob in this endeavor? |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:47 PM Author: fiercely-loyal principal's office idea he suggested fuck her ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269179) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:18 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location never done that before, seems like something i should try. i'll remember to bring that up in the second hour. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269363) |
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Date: February 9th, 2011 12:06 AM Author: Lemon faggotry location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17242675) |
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Date: February 9th, 2011 12:17 AM Author: Violent plaza Relevant to my interests (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17242767) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 4:36 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location thanks for nothing, now i gotta wing it tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268698) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 4:38 PM Author: Vivacious private investor let me know how it goes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268711) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 4:40 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i know a lot of dudes come on here and promise to poast their sexploits, but i'm not much of a poaster. 2 hrs booked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268721) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 4:37 PM Author: lake abnormal goal in life home aspie virgins, dood....
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Date: February 12th, 2011 4:39 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location yeah, but you'd think escorts would have held them down to get at those 8" CLEAN CUT COCKS, so they'd have something useful to say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268713) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 4:46 PM Author: concupiscible stubborn lodge how much are you paying? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268753) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 4:48 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location mid three figures. gfe with lots of reviews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268762) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 4:57 PM Author: Shimmering legend roommate Jesus. Take hidden pics with your cell bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268830) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:01 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i figure if i can't take pics, i'll wait til the end when she's walking to the elevator, then say, "oh hey, wait just a second," and she'll turn around and bam! picture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268850) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:32 PM Author: concupiscible stubborn lodge not too shabby (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269077) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:37 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location mad hot too, 5'4", 110, 34C, blonde. reviews indicate she looks like her pics, too, which was a big concern of mine.
still contemplating the cleanliness/risk involved of eating her out |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:38 PM Author: Hot gas station deer antler lulwut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269131) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:39 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location wat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269133) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:42 PM Author: Hot gas station deer antler why would you want to eat her out dood? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269150) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:47 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location its hot as fukkk to eat out shaved young trim. and also same reason i eat anything, i like how it tastes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269180) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:49 PM Author: Vivacious private investor i hope this isn't flame. i bet this will be a solid write-up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269191) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:52 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i do somehow feel a duty to poast extensive details afterward, seeing as how i have lurked for a while enjoying all the laughs and only poasted a handful of times about random shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269210) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:52 PM Author: Vivacious private investor it would mean a lot brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269213) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:56 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location a 100-post thread is on my bucket list. maybe this would be the thing to do it. give me PROTIPS to improve both my encounter and my later description (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269226) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:10 PM Author: bateful white giraffe pics would make it 150-200 posts
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:15 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location that'd be cool, i'm sure i could figure out how to post to some internet site where there'd be no risk of outtting. that's my biggest concern, a la boombjoe from a while back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269345) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:22 PM Author: Useless boyish idiot please do! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269384) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 4:17 PM Author: Thirsty claret degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17559202) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:40 PM Author: Vivacious private investor u live in FL brah? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269144) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:48 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location no, but i'm sure they have good stuff down thurr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269182) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:59 PM Author: lake abnormal goal in life home how old u, bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269242) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:07 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location mid 20s brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269295) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:07 PM Author: Hateful people who are hurt church building Post pics but srsly how aspie are you that you can't pick up a slut at a club/bar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269292) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:09 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i work a lot and don't want to put in the time and energy to picking up a rando. i want executional certainty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269303) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:09 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage what do you do? salary range? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269310) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:11 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location banking, total comp this year more than 200, less than 300 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269324) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:19 PM Author: Shimmering legend roommate brother, with an income between 200-300K, how can you not be fucking a new broad every weekend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269371) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:24 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location cause i'm usually working weekends dude, it sucks. i dont know, i'd rather sleep on saturday after working all the time. not claiming it is a sweet life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269388) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:48 PM Author: Shimmering legend roommate Why not hire me to deliver cunnus cheaper than what you're paying tonight? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269462) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:01 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location do you deliver top-shelf cunnus? what about weed, too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269520) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:50 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage ug major and school range? any grad school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269471) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:53 PM Author: Shimmering legend roommate Econ UCONN JD Fordham (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269483) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:55 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage that's you or ROBERTVILLA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269494) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:00 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location Sorry, Clean Cut Alpha Bro is just so alpha he can't resist responding to various posts, that's why we get along. I'm from a non-ivy top UG and econ + social science-ish double major (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269516) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:03 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage cool ty. enjoy your escort man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269530) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:04 PM Author: Shimmering legend roommate I was just flaming/mocking/w/e. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269535) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:05 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i know, i lolled. fordham is always good for a laugh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269540) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:16 PM Author: Shimmering legend roommate I want details on your encounter. When is it going to happen? I'm leaving the board soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269589) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:24 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location supposed to be later tonight but just rescheduled for noon tomorrow. i'll guarantee the first recap post before 3pm tomorrow and i'll take the pumo's advice re getting pics to post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269638) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:28 PM Author: Shimmering legend roommate awwwwwwww yeahhhhhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269657) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:31 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location ty for your support, i couldn't have beared being called flame for rescheduling. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269675) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:30 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann nice! if shes decline the photo at first, try to charm her into taking just a body shot. do this when you have like 10 or so minutes left.
you'll have a guarenteed 150+ reply thread! |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:33 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location yeah. she obscures her face on her website, so that's prolly unlikely, but she shouldn't give a shit about me taking some body pics. esp. if i treat her reasonably well during the encounter and don't make her call herself a dirty whore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269687) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:11 PM Author: Hateful people who are hurt church building energy? aeriously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269320) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:13 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location yeah mang. i like drinking with friends at lounge-type places, i don't like going to bars/clubs to pick up chicks. i've done it a couple times and found the process retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269337) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:40 PM Author: concupiscible stubborn lodge is this nyc? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269437) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:43 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269452) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:48 PM Author: light yarmulke range You make $200k and yet you are a complete beta. Disgusting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269464) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:50 PM Author: Insane cracking keepsake machete Do you think you would magically have become alpha if you had landed biglaw, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269472) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:51 PM Author: light yarmulke range I am more alpha than OP. I would never pay for sex, and I would never perform oral sex on another person. OP is going to do both. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269475) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:53 PM Author: Insane cracking keepsake machete Performing oral sex is not beta, brother.
You would never pay for sex because you don't care about sex at all, not because you're above paying for it. There's just no value in it for you. |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:54 PM Author: light yarmulke range There is something beta about being SO ENSLAVED to sex that you are willing to pay for it. It's like you aren't your own master, it's beta as fuck.
Performing oral sex is one of the most demeaning acts I can imagine. Lol @ betas who do it |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:56 PM Author: Insane cracking keepsake machete Estrada, being asexual is about the most beta thing I can imagine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269495) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:07 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location glad someone here gets it. i know estrada doesn't count, but i expected a lot of calls of beta ITT. i disagree for many reasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269551) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:09 PM Author: Insane cracking keepsake machete I mean, I'm not in the business of paying for sex, but I'm also broke and not all that busy, so I can meet girls. If I were in your situation, I could see it being more feasible that I'd consider it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269557) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:23 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location yeah, it is only because i have the money to burn. i take the view that you pay for dinner, drinks, all that shit, and what's far more important to me, time. and then you risk not getting any. this way, she's smoking hot and will do all kinds of terrible things to me, for only a little more money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269630) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:09 PM Author: hyperventilating appetizing immigrant are we sure he's not gay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269559) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:14 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location I appreciate your lateral thinking, but I referenced in at least one post to her hotness. I read her reviews to make sure she wasn't a tranny too, which was a big concern. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269580) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:17 PM Author: Insane cracking keepsake machete I believe my brother was referring to Estrada's sexuality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269598) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:20 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location damn, my bad. *raises hand do the scoring bench* *gets pulled after the first free throw* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269611) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:47 PM Author: Useless boyish idiot "Performing oral sex is one of the most demeaning acts I can imagine"
you and i can NEVER be friends |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:06 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann She won't try to to bail before your 2 hours are up. Just have lively banter between episodes.
I don't see a problem with her knowing where you live.
If she's charging 500-700 for the 2 hrs min, then expect her to look as good as her pictures are. Expect at most a point drop; cut your losses if there is a huge drop.
Have good etiquette. Have money in card when she walks into room. Never mention anything explicit. Be pleasant. Don't be drunk. Spend the first 5 minutes chatting. If she's comfortable with you, she might model herself out to you -- post pics on xo then. |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:13 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location TY. This all gels with what I've read. I am a nice clean cut bro, so I'm hoping she's down for some pics after we get comfortable. Now, getting her to hold the sheet of paper with "XOXOHTH" might be a tougher row to hoe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269573) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:16 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann good luck bro.
PS: Don't worry about diseases -- that would dampen the experience. I'm sure you know the statistics -- they're so far in your favor, it's not worth thinking about. Wear a rubber though. Going down on her is risky, but just about as risky as going down on a bar/okc slut. |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:27 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location yeah, i'll make the gametime decision when i see what i'm working with. i doubt she'd get such good reviews if her pussy had issues. but yeah, it is risky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269652) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:17 PM Author: cerise multi-colored fortuitous meteor church write it in cum on her forehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269593) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:29 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location that brings up a point maybe the above pumo can help me with. i want to cum on her face at least once, but i'd think she'd be paranoid about disease (i'm sure i'll have to wear a rubber, prolly even during bj). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269662) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:34 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann i'm sure she'd do it for extra $$$, but it's your first encounter with her. it would be a tough to work it into discussion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269943) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:43 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location 2 hrs though, i'm sure by the end we'll be FRIENDS. i'll say something suave about getting something to remember her by, and then i'll be like, "by the way here's a sheet of paper that says XOXO, hold that up next to your tits"
plus i got my bonus recently, i plan on tipping anyway, but if i have to give her an extra 50 or whatever, i'll do that if it means giving some joy to my fellow man. |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:58 PM Author: Snowy sandwich sex offender you can cum on the tits or ass. Face is something you get with regular visits.
if its 2 hours then expect a bbj. the great thing about high dollar whores is that they don't have the number of clients that chicks who charge 100 do |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:04 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i can understand that. you are just the master man i was hoping would help me out. any other PROTIPS i should know? i'm sure a lot of it will be played by ear, e.g., how nasty and porn-starry she'll get (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270115) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:31 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann FS/CBJ is standard with high-end escorts. you prob don't want a chick who does BBJ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270305) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:40 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location truth: i don't give a shit about the bj. i'm packing a vest for my jimmy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270345) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:02 PM Author: Shimmering legend roommate "Now, getting her to hold the sheet of paper with "XOXOHTH" might be a tougher row to hoe."
This would make you legendary and wouldn't be difficult to accomplish. |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:16 PM Author: Vivacious private investor legendary beyond belief. could be the sites new background. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269866) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:25 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i'll see what i can do. i fully understand the importance of getting "XOXO" in the pic, or else people will accuse it of just being some random pic. i'll make a sheet of paper with XOXO tonight so i'm ready (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269893) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:35 PM Author: lake abnormal goal in life home getting her to hold the XOXOHTH paper would raise your level from beta as fuck --> Elite Master Man xoxo Bro which comes a life membership in the XOXO Friendship Club
god speed, friend...and good luck! |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:03 PM Author: Snowy sandwich sex offender cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269817) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:02 PM Author: Snowy sandwich sex offender Go to her incall or a hotel. Also, be wary of reviews as certain sites talk up escorts in exchange for free 'goodies'.
I once saw a chick who received great reviews about how she looked like her pics. I should have taken it as a red flag how every reviewer who called her fat was banned.
Anyway I saw her and she was fat! I walked away after she opened the door. 130 lbs turned out to be 170 lbs.
A better site to gauge a escort's appearance is the escort review, ter.
eccie and the others are filled with smokescreens. what city is this? |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:18 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i'm doing outcall, but i'm on a business trip but not going to reveal city for fear of outing. not bringing her to my actual home, i'll be out of here soon. i don't like the idea of incall ... i don't want petey pablo hiding behind the door waiting to ambush me with a sock full of pennies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269870) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:30 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann Who am IIIIIIIIII: PETEY PAB MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269919) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:34 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i plan to have some music playing in the background, maybe i'll slip that song into the playlist for added laughs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269939) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:45 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location To this day, I wish my home state had such a sweet anthem.
And all my niggaz doin life behind the wall This right here, right here, right here's for NORTH CAROLINAAAA |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:58 PM Author: Snowy sandwich sex offender post a pic of her body please on imageshack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270086) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:11 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location tomorrow there will be poasting of details, and if at all possible, pics of her smoking hot body. i made an XOXO sign just in case, but i'll just be happy to get one of her clapping dem cheekz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270160) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:12 PM Author: razzle-dazzle market crotch when is she coming?
If you can manage the pic, this is a legend in the making |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:16 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location midday tomorrow. i think the GFE will make all the difference, from google it sounds pretty credited as opposed to the pump and dump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270200) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:19 PM Author: razzle-dazzle market crotch Is this your first one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270233) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:42 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location first escort, yes. normal chicks i've fucked have seemed uptight to me, so i'm hoping she's pretty freaky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270357) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:15 PM Author: Awkward shrine Is this her?
whoomp.org |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:47 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location after reading urbandictionary, i choose not to go to that link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270403) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:56 PM Author: olive swollen ladyboy base Brother, by all means pay to fuck this hot bitch. Nothing wrong with that. But once you're done you need to seriously evaluate your life. You say you don't have the time or energy, but what you're really telling us is that you don't have any game. If you know how to get women, even if you're not good at it, going out and getting one is not something you dread. It's something you enjoy, something that energizes you, like a hunter going hunting. If, on the other hand, you have no game and all you can do is flounder at a bar hoping for luck to strike, then it's no surprise you would rather pay for sex. Anyone can pick up women. It just takes some practice and that practice might be really hard at first but the reward is a lifetime of easy pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270464) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 10:07 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location you might be right. i work until 10pm-midnight (at least) every weekday and another 6 hrs every saturday though, so it isn't that i dread the bar scene, it is that i'm fucking tired. when i have a lighter week, i'll sometimes go to bars but usually my goal is just to chill out with friends. i do see the attraction of saving a couple hundred bucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270552) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 10:30 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann for someone with the OP's lifestyle, high-end escorts are the way to go.
-They are much hotter than bar sluts -It's a simple, honest transaction -They won't fall in love with his money -They won't waste his time with boring expensive dates and other bullshit -Tricking loose women into sleeping with you loses its fun
aren't you an OKC/match troll? |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 10:36 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location ty brother. you sound like an economist. after reading about OKC on here, i have often thought of giving it a try for easy sex, but i can't believe that there are actually attractive chicks (i.e., 6+) on there who will fuck without multiple dates and hundreds of dollars and not have an attitude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270815) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 12:00 AM Author: olive swollen ladyboy base Whether or not intentional, you are presenting a false dichotomy (i.e. it's either high-end escorts or unattractive bar sluts). Anyone who lives in a mid-size city or larger crosses paths with several hot girls every single day that you can try to go out with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17271358) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 12:04 PM Author: Cheese-eating avocado pit the full experience is not just busting a nut, its the satisfaction of getting a chick to let you fuck her, you dont get the latter if you pay for an escort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17274112) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 10:33 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage (PUA who wants you to attend his seminars) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270790) |
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Date: February 12th, 2011 10:39 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location *totally neg that escort to make her want you even more* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270834) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 12:04 AM Author: olive swollen ladyboy base I'm just trying to help a brother out. I have nothing to sell, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17271386) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 12:06 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage I know brother just teasing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17271395) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 12:12 AM Author: Lemon faggotry location your ideas intrigue me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter ... but if this experience is awesome, i'll keep doing it periodically. i don't disagree with your first poast, a large part of this is the novelty and thrill (and is unique to the fact that i'm traveling for a couple weeks on business) rather than some grand statement about the value of relationships (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17271429) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 3:55 AM Author: misanthropic ungodly parlor police squad He better update this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17272867) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:08 AM Author: Swashbuckling duck-like kitty cat senate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17272929) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 2:15 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17274797) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:02 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location DONE
Taking q’s and 180s
EDIT: before and after pics for the benefit of XOXO:
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:03 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus nice brother, how many rounds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275642) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:04 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location 2, 30 min first time, 20 min second time including foreplay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275649) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:05 PM Author: razzle-dazzle market crotch PIC???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275653) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:07 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location see above, she said "make sure you don't show anyone," and when i brought up the sign, she said, "uh, no i don't think so hun" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275661) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:08 PM Author: razzle-dazzle market crotch christ she's hot as shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275671) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:12 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage man, you should've put a discreet small paper pasted somewhere on the wall or door, really small, that said 'xoxo' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275708) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:42 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location edited, took another pic of the same location with the XOXO sign. not as good obv, but that's all i got (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276058) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:06 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus did you kiss her?
did she smell nice?
describe her personality? |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:08 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location yeah we kissed a lot, she smelled awesome, total dumb airhead bimbo personality, but i can deal with that in short bursts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275675) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:10 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus what is her background? lsat? bench? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275684) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:48 PM Author: misanthropic ungodly parlor police squad Questions that deserve to be answered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277167) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 9:49 PM Author: lake abnormal goal in life home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17278593) |
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Date: March 9th, 2011 1:44 PM Author: provocative queen of the night TCQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17466419) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:13 PM Author: 180 persian so you wasted 1 hr and 10 minutes? what a rip off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275714) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:16 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location yeah, looking back it wasn't a great value for the money. glad i did it, but prolly won't again anytime soon.
aside from her general sluttiness, the sex wasn't all that different from normal sex |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:34 PM Author: razzle-dazzle market crotch Yea but she looks like a legitimate 8. Guys probably would have had to spend a good amount of time and energy picking up a chick like that naturally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275959) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:43 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate no she isn'. face is not aryan at all. hard to see from the pic but her waist is quite average. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276068) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:49 PM Author: razzle-dazzle market crotch lol boor u just mad you have NO SHOT at even objective 2s and 3s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276133) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:51 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location if you saw her walking around, you'd say she was an 8. up close her face wasn't outstanding, but her body was fucking sexy. toned, with enough meat to let me get a grip, but still petite enough that i could pick her up with ease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276141) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:55 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate maybe if i see her from behind or even from the front at a distance i cant immediately tell that she is busted. her body is significantly differentfrom your avg 5'4,150lbs amerikan. but a 40yo Katya Gordeeva would run circles around her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276175) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:54 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike LOL, you would cum if she even looked at you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276165) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:59 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate i am sorry that u are married to mandy whose face looks like dog's ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276221) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:01 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike I'm sorry that you're married to your hand which is the best you're going to get. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276246) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:06 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate my hand is better than your wife's mouth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276300) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:08 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike LOL, keep telling yourself that, bro. We're all sure you PREFER your hand to all the other women on the planet (all of which have or would turn you down). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276327) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:24 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate i can see why you are unemployed u cocksucking jew. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276469) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:26 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike Right back at ya. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276489) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:29 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate sorry i am a future successful doctor. dont know if i should establish myself in miami or toronto or beverly hills. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276512) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:35 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike I think you should keep a good thing going and establish yourself in Mommy's attic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276564) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate u married an ugly girl because any other girl would have dumped u long ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276680) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:08 PM Author: coral incel how did the asshole look? eat it? she talk dirty? if so, what would she say? she is pretty hot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275669) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:12 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location her face was just OK (made up, but you could tell not great skin)
nice asshole which i did not interact with (one of her rules was "no butt stuff")
she did talk dirty, which is awesome. pornstar-type stuff, "uhhh fuck me, give me that big dick, give me that hot cum" that type of thing, a lot of moaning
she was very complementary of my dick (i am average), which i didn't expect but makes sense, she wants to make the dude feel good |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:10 PM Author: motley psychic anal? Did you cum on her face and/or tits? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275685) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:13 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location her two rules: "no butt stuff" and "no facials"
the first time i just came in the condom, the second time on her tits
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:16 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus wut? did you wear a condom the 2nd time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275754) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:19 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location yeah, just pulled it off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275800) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:21 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus you got skills bro, you had time to know you were about to cum, pull out, take the condom off and then cum on her? i'm impressed.
did she make you wear condom or did you want to? list all her rules |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:28 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location dude you don't know when you're close to cumming? i felt it building, said "turn over" and jerked the last second over the edge
her rules were basically preventing genital contact without condom, no butt stuff, no facial. she gave oral bareback |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:31 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus i never had sex bro
wut is oral bareback? |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:37 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location you've never jerked off? same feeling, the cum doesn't just suddenly fly out with no warning.
bareback = no condom, which is how normal people do it but i guess is not always the case with escorts |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:38 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus ty, i now understand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276009) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:11 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage You should make a separate thread man!
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:12 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location eh, i think this will reduce questions on background stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275711) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:12 PM Author: 180 persian did you really eat her whore snatch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275703) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:14 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location oh yeah i got all in there, it tasted excellent. nice and tangy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275728) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:15 PM Author: 180 persian lmfao ewwww
edit: 180 though |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:13 PM Author: thriller aggressive casino 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275718) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:15 PM Author: coral incel Was it tough to get verified? I always thought you would have to give out work info and other personal shit like that. Would have she let you get a third nut off? Seems like two nuts in two hours would be the minimum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275745) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:17 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location had to give her "scheduler" my real name, which was unnerving, and show her my ID and business card when she arrived, but that was it.
truth: the sex wasn't as mind-blowing as i expected, so after the second, i was ready to get her out of here |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:19 PM Author: blue weed whacker gaming laptop how the hell would the wrassler know? was he there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275791) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:20 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location he was my petey pablo hiding in the closet with a sock full of pennies in case things got out of hand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275810) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:21 PM Author: blue weed whacker gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275824) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:14 PM Author: Insane cracking keepsake machete was her forehead as big as that picture makes it look? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275736) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:16 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275756) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:18 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location LOL, not really, i think the shades just ride low on her. and when she looked at the pic, she actually said "oh, that makes my forehead look big" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275787) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:20 PM Author: Insane cracking keepsake machete you should confirm the reality of the pic by taking a picture of that same spot without her there and a sign that says xoxo so we know it's real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275806) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:20 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location good idea dude, let me work on that now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275815) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:27 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275870) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:53 PM Author: misanthropic ungodly parlor police squad I made an album for you.
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Date: February 13th, 2011 9:54 PM Author: lake abnormal goal in life home u awesome mang...into the xoxo archives, 4evah
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:23 PM Author: coral incel How big were the tits? They look small, but her tiny ass probably made up for it. Any tats or piercings? Thong? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275836) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:26 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location tits were B's, real at least and looked nice on her.
ass had some meat on it, which i prefer, just enough so it jiggled when in doggy.
tramp stamp, shoulder blade, couple other random tats
no panties. also she kept her boots on when we fucked, which was a nice surprise |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:26 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus what is her background? wut did you talk about? list all her rules
what did it feel like to have sex? was she loose or tight? |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:31 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i didn't ask about her background. just bullshitted about stuff like work and other smalltalk. had a couple cigarettes.
her rules were no butt stuff and no facials, and she took great lengths to prevent genital contact without the condom.
she wasn't that tight, but she also used astroglide, which i'm sure made things smoother |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:41 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann did she have a foreign accent or anything? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276049) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:49 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location nope, total white blonde bimbo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276126) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:34 PM Author: floppy painfully honest newt stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275960) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:44 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus i have never had sex, not schtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276072) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 4:03 PM Author: crimson area place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17559091) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:28 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage was there any attempt at making some interesting conversation, on either side? some GFEs proud themselves in doing this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275909) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:33 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i think she was trying, but her limited intelligence made it difficult to talk about anything substantive. i'm in finance, so she asked what i did there, and when i told her, here's how she responded: "oh really? wow ... yeah i go to the bank every few days, you know, it seems pretty crazy" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275944) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:34 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275958) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:36 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275982) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:37 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275985) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:48 PM Author: supple bright address personal credit line 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276119) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:14 PM Author: abusive dilemma wrinkle tbf could it be a sort of shtick ? like oh gee golly im just teh dumb blonde you bang! helps keep distance from the clients and her private life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276398) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:31 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann prob not for GFE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276540) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 8:26 PM Author: Soul-stirring Kitchen Skinny Woman I LOLd in the library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277900) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 9:29 PM Author: hyperactive marketing idea 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17278420) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 9:56 PM Author: lake abnormal goal in life home damn...thats how i respond to banker dates too...o.0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17278671) |
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Date: April 19th, 2011 8:32 PM Author: histrionic resort voyeur 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17806307) |
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Date: January 9th, 2012 2:21 AM Author: Cobalt Dashing Office Background Story Saw some chill bro with the excellent "Petey Pablo with Sock Full of Pennies" moniker - didn't give you the 180 then, friend, but it did remind me to bump this tremendous post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#19746880) |
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Date: January 9th, 2012 2:31 AM Author: Lemon faggotry location thank you sir. seems like a long time ago ... hard to believe it's not even been a year since i bung that whore. glad to know the Petey Pab moniker has had some staying power. i do believe i'll listen to some Raise Up now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#19746905) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:30 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann 1-fucking-80! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275926) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:33 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus for an extra $500, do you think she would have let you go and cum in her with no condom? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275942) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:34 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i'm sure there'd be a price, maybe would cost more than an extra 500 though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275954) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:35 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus how come you didnt take this option??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275962) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:34 PM Author: coral incel So how do you feel about the whole thing? Compared to going to a bar and possibly striking out. Any buyer's remorse? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275951) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:45 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location no buyer's remorse, i liked how little effort it took. still, to do it again, i would have to find a chick that did really nasty stuff or something. this chick was hot and enthusiastic, but not all that different from normal bar sluts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276087) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:37 PM Author: bateful white giraffe 180 dude
DESCRIBE how she jumped you in the beginning |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:47 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location nothing special ... just went into the bedroom, laid me on the bed, we made out for a bit, then she got naked and took my pants off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276111) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:48 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus how did you not premie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276125) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:50 PM Author: bateful white giraffe could you tell she was faking it/not into it or are they good actresses at that price range? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276137) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:56 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location she was a good actress. she laid it on a little thick in the beginning, but i like a moaning chick so i didn't mind. she was also really good at being on top. i've been with so many chicks who are just awful at cowgirl, but she could actually bounce up and down and had good stamina. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276187) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:30 PM Author: autistic theater stage national security agency this is a must-have imo. if im gonna pay for sex, bitch better be able to ride cowgirl/reverse cowgirl like she's lela fucking star (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276532) |
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Date: May 1st, 2011 9:45 AM Author: indecent overrated property 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17895919) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:40 PM Author: bateful white giraffe also, will you post her web page or is that too outtable?
congrats on your first 200+ post thread brother |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:46 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location nah i'd rather not. ty on the 200 poasts, i was really disappointed i couldn't get her to hold the sign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276099) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:41 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location before and after pics for the benefit of XOXO:
EDIT: third pic because some fags think i know how to photoshop:
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:42 PM Author: razzle-dazzle market crotch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276055) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:42 PM Author: bateful white giraffe 180 brother. may this thread reach 300 posts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276059) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:42 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus i think something is different (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276060) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:42 PM Author: thriller aggressive casino 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276063) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:43 PM Author: bateful white giraffe also, you should have drawn a stick figure of her where she had been for a 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276069) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:46 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann + Petey Pablo peaking out of closet with sock full of pennies for 180^180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276106) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:48 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location AHHH, i wish i had the skillz to photoshop that shit. i'd gladly share in the glory if anyone puts that together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276120) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:44 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike 181 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276079) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:47 PM Author: blue weed whacker gaming laptop everyone here realizes that's clearly photoshopped, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276108) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:53 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike Explain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276157) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:57 PM Author: blue weed whacker gaming laptop the second picture is merely a cropped and rotated version of the first picture with the girl airbrushed out and an xo side pasted in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276191) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:00 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location yeah, and i did all that extra work to add the shadow and the border to the sheet of paper to make it look real, BUT YOU BUSTED ME HOW YOU SO SMRT? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276228) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:06 PM Author: blue weed whacker gaming laptop I have a history of exposing xo virgins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276304) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:09 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike I dunno man, this seems legit to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276331) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:39 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location ok elton, because i don't want my good escort-getting name besmirched, i will put up a third and final pic to verify:
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:15 PM Author: blue weed whacker gaming laptop 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276871) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:21 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location ty sir, it takes a real man to issue a 180 when he sees he's wrong. i appreciate that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276926) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:00 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike Incorrect. The angle isn't the same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276237) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:56 PM Author: motley psychic U mad azn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276189) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:48 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate thats basically the hottest bitch that an upper middle class person can regularly fuck in america. how sad... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276121) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:54 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276162) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:25 PM Author: autistic theater stage national security agency ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276480) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:20 PM Author: Shimmering legend roommate You're a great American. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276921) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:44 PM Author: beady-eyed slippery dysfunction Legendary. A true XO champion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276073) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:45 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276096) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:55 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276172) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:54 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location An added bonus: her "scheduler" was a dude, and she called him to check in when she got here, then i heard her say "i love you." so i'm pretty sure this dude pimps out his girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276164) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:55 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike ugh. How awkward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276170) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:55 PM Author: bateful white giraffe from what i understand, escort's drivers/bodyguards/schedulers usually end up fucking or dating them, so it's more likely that than the otehr way around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276173) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:58 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location good point.
she mentioned she made between 2-3,000 per week, which i thought was interesting |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:59 PM Author: bateful white giraffe wow heh
so ~5 sessions a week? one a day basically with weekends off
that's not bad to make 100k+ a year |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:02 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location well, i think most of her work is incall, which is cheaper but you can probably go through a lot of those in a day if they're only 30 min or 1 hr sessions. i think she's probably fucking like 6-10 dudes a week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276261) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:06 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann tbf, i'm sure a lot are repeat dudes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276298) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:59 PM Author: misanthropic ungodly parlor police squad If she takes one month of vacation per year, that's equivalent to about $180,000/year in the legitmate, tax-paying world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277292) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 10:10 PM Author: Adventurous ivory box office She could probably make that much stripping at a nice club, depending on the quality of her body/sales skills. I wonder why she chooses to whore, instead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17278789) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:58 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate thats bullsit. btw i would never let an escort call anybdy when she's in my apt. she should worry about that when she is outside and approaching me. it's very inappropriate to talk like that like that guy on her phone is her bodyguard or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276210) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:58 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike Free sex I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276211) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:00 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location and some good cash to dick around with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276234) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:01 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike They would get the cash anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276254) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:05 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate youre a fucking cretine. even in russia pimping is all imaginary. they can get a cut if they really provide a service such as marketing. otherwise they are a glorified secretary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276293) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:10 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike MFE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276353) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:56 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus lol, NYC values right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276184) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:57 PM Author: bateful white giraffe as she was leaving, did she say anything cheesy like, 'call me again' or anything like that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276199) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:58 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location "let me know next time you're in town" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276206) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:01 PM Author: Amber Nowag Potus lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276252) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:03 PM Author: bateful white giraffe are you/will you call her again?
if i did this, i think i'd prefer to a really hot girl next door type who can carry on some kind of meaningful convo, would probably be more interest in repeat buisiness |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:09 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i wouldn't do it with her again just because it wasn't anything spectacular, but i wouldn't be averse to getting another escort if i knew she was smoking hot and a wild fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276338) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:03 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate do u think she fucks niggers also? it didnt say in her ad that she didnt, hence she probably does. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276277) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:14 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i'm sure she does if they can scrape together the cash.
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:21 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate how can she respect her bf when he just idly watches by as she fucks niggers? i bet if she tries cowgirl with her bf after fucking a nigger his dick just doesnt seem to stay inside her pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276453) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:05 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage so you got 2 hours for mid 3 figures total? Isn't this a really sweet deal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276289) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:07 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate are u fucking crazy? thats not even nyc. and she pulls more $/hr than a dermatologist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276318) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:09 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike She probably only keeps like a third of it or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276348) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:12 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i don't know how that works, but she wasn't with an agency. appeared to be just her and her bf. so yeah, you're probably right, she probably keeps about a third. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276376) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:17 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate if she's a real dumb. otherwise she keeps it all and her bf sucks cock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276426) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:01 PM Author: misanthropic ungodly parlor police squad And where is the other 2/3 going? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277303) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:14 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location FRIEND, just making a joke about her scumbag "boyfriend" making her give him her hard-earned cash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277401) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:19 PM Author: misanthropic ungodly parlor police squad Carry on, FRIEND. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277440) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:12 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage Are we getting confused about figures? I take 3 figures to be 100-999. Most decent escorts in NYC seem to be on the 500-1k range per hour. So 2 hours at less than 1k seems like a good deal to me, given the usual prices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276374) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:15 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike Are you serious? Wow.
*lightbulb lights up and develops new PLAN involving girls from Russia and Ukraine...* |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:03 PM Author: misanthropic ungodly parlor police squad Yeah, no one has ever tried to import prostitutes from Eastern Europe.
How novel. |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:16 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate u're an idiot?? never been with an escort before? i fucked a similar one for $200 and it was at a top canadian city, not some fucking texas and if i were to do a repeat it would be $150. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276417) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:18 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage u poor? good for you, but this does not happen in NYC, which is what I used as metric. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276431) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:23 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate he said he didnt do it in nyc u faggot. and in nyc the standard is $300/hr. just because u read about Spitzer doesnt mean that he got a good deal. i bet uve never even fucked an escort or anybody hotter than a 5. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276463) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:26 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike I'm starting to suspect you haven't either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276486) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:28 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage i know he's not in nyc faggot.
in NYC the standard is most definitely not $300 unless you want a fucking fat 40 year old from the bronx. stop talking shit out of your fucking ass. go to any fucking escort web site and look for credited ny escorts.
I'm not going to comment on your "bets," since they just show how much of a stupid fag you are. what is clear, nevertheless, is that you have either fucked a $200 escort, in which case it is likely that you can't get laid normally, or you haven't, in which case you're a dumbass pretending to know about something you don't.
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:30 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate i am sorry faggot. keep jerking it to pics of Spitzer faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276528) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:31 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage (massively pwned faggot) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276534) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:07 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike Really? That sounds like an obscene amount of cash to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276322) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:10 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location from what i could tell online, she priced pretty reasonably for her bracket. there were other chicks who looked similarly hot who were 50%-100% more expensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276357) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:14 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike Wow. Holy shit. I guess sex tourism is credited? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276392) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:17 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location yeah probably, i gotta figure in eastern europe or south asia i could've lasted a week on that cash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276420) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:15 PM Author: bateful white giraffe what is a good site to browse these women? for uh research purposes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276406) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:16 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location google escorts and your city (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276415) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:20 PM Author: bateful white giraffe wow this chick charges $1200 for 2 hours, $7k per day
http://www.gwenserra.com/Home_Page.html |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:28 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate and some nigger charge $100 for a shot of crack. just because someone buys it doesnt make it a value deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276501) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:28 PM Author: razzle-dazzle market crotch lol what a fucking ripoff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276508) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:54 PM Author: jet jet-lagged station "At the age of 36..."
Send up the shrew signal |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:05 PM Author: Vivacious private investor dude this is a strait up fucking 180. 180 x 10. this is easily one of the top 3 threads i think i've seen on xoxo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276290) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:09 PM Author: Hairless Galvanic Indian Lodge Preventive Strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276335) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:11 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location ty sir, just pay it forward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276363) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:15 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location humorous anecdote that XO will appreciate:
she was telling me i had a big dick (which is actually just average, but i appreciate her effort) and she said, "i'm lucky i brought some magnums, i see a lot of chinese men so i don't need them there because, you know, they have small dicks, but my scheduler said you didn't sound chinese." |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:17 PM Author: bateful white giraffe so you're saying she WGWAGs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276422) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:19 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location she absolutely WGWAGs, in fact there are probably some XO lurkers out there who if they were more ambitious could have made this very thread except from the perspective of WGWAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276439) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:34 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate quit bullshitting. if your anecdote were true some xoxo asian would have already found her on eros-la or eros-sf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276559) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:57 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location yeah but then he would've been limpdicked and not poasted about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276715) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:33 PM Author: Buff charismatic doctorate aha. i doubt you wouldnt bring your own condoms. and i doubt even more that an avg dick would be using magnums. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276547) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:59 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i had my own condoms (non-magnum). she had her purse with condoms and the astroglide. it was her idea to use magnum which i took as a schtick she runs on her clients to make them feel good. "oh wow, good thing i have these magnums!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276730) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:27 PM Author: coral incel If you want to step up your game to porn stars, check out: www.theluxurycompanion.com (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276495) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:30 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann i saw a few of xo favorites including sativa rose and lela star on eros. bad value though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276527) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:31 PM Author: autistic theater stage national security agency explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276533) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:35 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann they charge >1k/hr and aren't that attractive (sativa rose is like 4'11), and have done like 300-500 films + god knows how many clients. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276562) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:55 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location dude i LOVE shorts. picking the girl up to fuck them with their legs around your waist is ridiculously cr. they also get tested all the time so who cares about all the dicks they've taken. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276692) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:32 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location ty, i've browsed bodymiracle before which is similar. maybe after next year's bonus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276546) |
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Date: May 1st, 2011 10:03 AM Author: trip rebellious meetinghouse shitlib Why don't they have any men on there? There is one male porn star in particular I'd almost pay just to suck off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17895982) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:08 PM Author: Hateful people who are hurt church building did she suck your dick with a condom on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276811) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:19 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location no condom on the bj, which i had not expected. she used various techniques, including ball licking, ball rubbing, jerking the base while sucking, dropping a big glob of spit and jerking, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276909) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:42 PM Author: Vivacious private investor ball licking is overrated, agreed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277600) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:52 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location i actually like it a lot. good sensation. i love them doing stuff with my balls. the spit globule was cool to see, since it reminded me of porn and the other chicks i've been with have been pretty prudish about oral. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277658) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:09 PM Author: concupiscible stubborn lodge You started this thread looking for Master-Men, and you've found one in yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276814) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:15 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location thanks petey
I'ma superstar, bought me a big ol' car Four-point-six, seen it 'cause Black with the bars on the front and back and got a button in the middle, make the trunk go eh-eh |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:09 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location ok, since elton and others are being little bitches, i have added a third pic to prove the xoxo-ness of this event:
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:15 PM Author: Hateful people who are hurt church building did she give you blowjobs? if so did you ever once try and gag her with your cock? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276868) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:17 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location yeah, i pushed her head down on there, but she was very adept. never gagged. was looking up at me, which is a nice touch a lot of good girls won't do in my experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276891) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:21 PM Author: Hateful people who are hurt church building nice man. there's a couple of escorts at my gym that I know of. one chick is in her late 30s, maybe early 40s with a great bod but fug face. the other is a cute blonde who is 5'1" with C cups.
Clearly if I were to cross the line it would be the latter |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:26 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location yeah but then you'd see them again at the gym, right? i wouldn't want to see/interact with them ever again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276970) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:30 PM Author: Hateful people who are hurt church building cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276994) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:15 PM Author: bateful white giraffe lol 190 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276874) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:37 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann lmfao! is this the first thread to get 99% of its posts 3 days after its creation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277054) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:40 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location that's why i refused to create a new thread. i still believe my original thread stood on its merits, but like a lot of things in the media these days, it clearly needed a dose of shock value (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277085) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:35 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location last thing i will add before retiring forever later tonight: fucking a chick doggystyle in front of a mirror is so fucking credited. patrick bateman knew what he was doing. the desk across from my bed has a big mirror, so we were right there facing it. man, if you haven't done it, give it a try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277031) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:17 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage why are you retiring man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277415) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:32 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location like the guy who writes a pulitzer winning novel when he's 25, i don't want to constantly be compared to my initial effort and never quite live up. i'm better as a lurker. but i appreciate all the support ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277542) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:53 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone indigo menage Fair. Farewell brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277669) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 9:58 PM Author: twinkling nighttime theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17278682) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 9:48 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann it's been real -pumo |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:52 PM Author: bateful white giraffe congrats, xo master man - you are close to breaking the top 5 of most popular threads this month. the only ones beating you right now are the XO redesign, 2 box threads, an old xo meme thread, and youthanize
*applauds*
dunno if it'll copy right, but:
XO redesign beta site 02/13/11 (402) ITT I prove I'm a better girl than The Box 02/02/11 (357) i wrote the lonely hunter thread, and here's why 01/20/11 (339) ITT all xo memes make a seamless appearance 01/25/11 (333) idea: we set up youthanize.org as an anonymous blog and 02/08/11 (324) Escort-getting Master Men cum here 02/13/11 (307) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:56 PM Author: Lemon faggotry location thank you, but it really isn't about me. i just hope i inspire some people out there to look within themselves ... and find that few hundred bucks that it will take to get their knob slobbed and fucked by a hot bitch.
also, i think my legacy will be complete if the petey pablo/sock full of pennies thing becomes a meme, even if briefly |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 8:17 PM Author: concupiscible stubborn lodge I will make sure it is brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277846) |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 8:30 PM Author: Soul-stirring Kitchen Skinny Woman Just post city and website. Everyone is dying to know.
Edit: Must be Florida or Cali. She is too underdressed for northeast |
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Date: February 13th, 2011 10:11 PM Author: lake abnormal goal in life home Subject: your certificate, as promised: _____________________________________ _____________________________________
...............MEMBERSHIP................. ............XOXO FRIENDSHIP CLUB.......... .............GOOD FOR 6 MONTHS............ ..SIGNED: HOCHZEITZ, QUALITY CONTROL _____________________________________ _____________________________________ |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 1:38 AM Author: dun water buffalo striped hyena OP = hero and role model (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17280899) |
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Date: April 18th, 2011 11:07 PM Author: Arousing big-titted genital piercing corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17799788) |
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Date: April 19th, 2011 8:35 PM Author: histrionic resort voyeur Fucking epic thread ruined sporadically by that dumb faggot boor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17806332) |
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Date: April 19th, 2011 9:39 PM Author: histrionic resort voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17807023) |
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Date: May 9th, 2011 3:17 PM Author: Heady lay epic thread bro. truly 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17963929) |
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Date: November 18th, 2011 10:25 PM Author: glittery hall boltzmann i enjoyed this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#19396201) |
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Date: January 9th, 2012 2:46 AM Author: Nofapping trailer park wagecucks I live driving distance from the Bunny Ranch and have fucked a semi-notable pornstar there. U mad libs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#19746936) |
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Date: January 9th, 2012 2:48 AM Author: razzle-dazzle market crotch which porn star? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#19746944) |
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Date: January 9th, 2012 2:49 AM Author: Nofapping trailer park wagecucks Chasey Lain
(her face is sorta busted but I can at least say I fucked a pr0nstar) |
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Date: January 9th, 2012 2:52 AM Author: razzle-dazzle market crotch man u fucked an old for sure
REALLy want to bang breanna benson, phoenix marie, samantha ryan, and reena sky...all at once. how much would that cost to arrange |
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Date: January 9th, 2012 2:56 AM Author: Nofapping trailer park wagecucks what do I look like a pimp? (LOL I actually do but i'm not)
umm....idk, maybe there's a groupon for that.
you'd probably get a discount if you wore your tchat robe and a turban. |