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motley ocher affirmative action
  02/09/11
fuck her ass
gold chest-beating kitchen
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never done that before, seems like something i should try. ...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
wtf 180 radek
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  02/12/11
...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/09/11
Relevant to my interests
Irradiated temple
  02/09/11
thanks for nothing, now i gotta wing it tonight
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
let me know how it goes
Crystalline Indian Lodge
  02/12/11
i know a lot of dudes come on here and promise to poast thei...
motley ocher affirmative action
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aspie virgins, dood....
Thirsty stimulating mood roommate
  02/12/11
yeah, but you'd think escorts would have held them down to g...
motley ocher affirmative action
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how much are you paying?
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  02/12/11
mid three figures. gfe with lots of reviews
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
Jesus. Take hidden pics with your cell bro
Copper faggotry
  02/12/11
i figure if i can't take pics, i'll wait til the end when sh...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
not too shabby
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mad hot too, 5'4", 110, 34C, blonde. reviews indicate ...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
lulwut
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  02/12/11
wat
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
why would you want to eat her out dood?
concupiscible nowag mediation
  02/12/11
its hot as fukkk to eat out shaved young trim. and also sam...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
i hope this isn't flame. i bet this will be a solid write-up
Crystalline Indian Lodge
  02/12/11
i do somehow feel a duty to poast extensive details afterwar...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
it would mean a lot brother.
Crystalline Indian Lodge
  02/12/11
a 100-post thread is on my bucket list. maybe this would be...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
pics would make it 150-200 posts
wine curious halford
  02/12/11
that'd be cool, i'm sure i could figure out how to post to s...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
please do!
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  02/12/11
...
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  03/20/11
u live in FL brah?
Crystalline Indian Lodge
  02/12/11
no, but i'm sure they have good stuff down thurr
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
how old u, bro?
Thirsty stimulating mood roommate
  02/12/11
mid 20s brother
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
Post pics but srsly how aspie are you that you can't pick up...
lascivious dysfunction
  02/12/11
i work a lot and don't want to put in the time and energy to...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
what do you do? salary range?
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/12/11
banking, total comp this year more than 200, less than 300
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
brother, with an income between 200-300K, how can you not be...
Copper faggotry
  02/12/11
cause i'm usually working weekends dude, it sucks. i dont k...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
Why not hire me to deliver cunnus cheaper than what you're p...
Copper faggotry
  02/12/11
do you deliver top-shelf cunnus? what about weed, too?
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
ug major and school range? any grad school?
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/12/11
Econ UCONN JD Fordham
Copper faggotry
  02/12/11
that's you or ROBERTVILLA?
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/12/11
Sorry, Clean Cut Alpha Bro is just so alpha he can't resist ...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
cool ty. enjoy your escort man
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/12/11
I was just flaming/mocking/w/e.
Copper faggotry
  02/12/11
i know, i lolled. fordham is always good for a laugh
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
I want details on your encounter. When is it going to happe...
Copper faggotry
  02/12/11
supposed to be later tonight but just rescheduled for noon t...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
awwwwwwww yeahhhhhhh
Copper faggotry
  02/12/11
ty for your support, i couldn't have beared being called fla...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
nice! if shes decline the photo at first, try to charm her i...
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/12/11
yeah. she obscures her face on her website, so that's proll...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
energy? aeriously
lascivious dysfunction
  02/12/11
yeah mang. i like drinking with friends at lounge-type plac...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
is this nyc?
Laughsome Slate Personal Credit Line Shrine
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no
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
You make $200k and yet you are a complete beta. Disgusting.
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Do you think you would magically have become alpha if you ha...
titillating skinny woman azn
  02/12/11
I am more alpha than OP. I would never pay for sex, and I wo...
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Performing oral sex is not beta, brother. You would never...
titillating skinny woman azn
  02/12/11
There is something beta about being SO ENSLAVED to sex that ...
french property
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Estrada, being asexual is about the most beta thing I can im...
titillating skinny woman azn
  02/12/11
glad someone here gets it. i know estrada doesn't count, bu...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
I mean, I'm not in the business of paying for sex, but I'm a...
titillating skinny woman azn
  02/12/11
yeah, it is only because i have the money to burn. i take t...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
are we sure he's not gay?
wonderful nubile rehab
  02/12/11
I appreciate your lateral thinking, but I referenced in at l...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
I believe my brother was referring to Estrada's sexuality.
titillating skinny woman azn
  02/12/11
damn, my bad. *raises hand do the scoring bench* *gets pul...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
"Performing oral sex is one of the most demeaning acts ...
vivacious twinkling uncleanness faggot firefighter
  02/12/11
She won't try to to bail before your 2 hours are up. Just ha...
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/12/11
TY. This all gels with what I've read. I am a nice clean c...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
good luck bro. PS: Don't worry about diseases -- that wo...
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/12/11
yeah, i'll make the gametime decision when i see what i'm wo...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
write it in cum on her forehead
Avocado slippery ape church
  02/12/11
that brings up a point maybe the above pumo can help me with...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
i'm sure she'd do it for extra $$$, but it's your first enco...
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/12/11
2 hrs though, i'm sure by the end we'll be FRIENDS. i'll sa...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
you can cum on the tits or ass. Face is something you get wi...
adventurous jet-lagged principal's office mental disorder
  02/12/11
i can understand that. you are just the master man i was ho...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
FS/CBJ is standard with high-end escorts. you prob don't wan...
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/12/11
truth: i don't give a shit about the bj. i'm packing a vest...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
"Now, getting her to hold the sheet of paper with "...
Copper faggotry
  02/12/11
legendary beyond belief. could be the sites new background.
Crystalline Indian Lodge
  02/12/11
i'll see what i can do. i fully understand the importance o...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
getting her to hold the XOXOHTH paper would raise your level...
Thirsty stimulating mood roommate
  02/12/11
cr
adventurous jet-lagged principal's office mental disorder
  02/12/11
Go to her incall or a hotel. Also, be wary of reviews as cer...
adventurous jet-lagged principal's office mental disorder
  02/12/11
i'm doing outcall, but i'm on a business trip but not going ...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
Who am IIIIIIIIII: PETEY PAB MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!...
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/12/11
i plan to have some music playing in the background, maybe i...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
1 fucking 80. north carolinnnaaaaaaaaaa, raise up!
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  02/12/11
To this day, I wish my home state had such a sweet anthem. ...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
180 image.
Laughsome Slate Personal Credit Line Shrine
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...
garnet field elastic band
  04/19/11
post a pic of her body please on imageshack
adventurous jet-lagged principal's office mental disorder
  02/12/11
tomorrow there will be poasting of details, and if at all po...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
when is she coming? If you can manage the pic, this is a ...
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  02/12/11
midday tomorrow. i think the GFE will make all the differen...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
Is this your first one?
vigorous canary casino electric furnace
  02/12/11
first escort, yes. normal chicks i've fucked have seemed up...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
Is this her? whoomp.org
Mischievous stock car
  02/12/11
after reading urbandictionary, i choose not to go to that li...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
Brother, by all means pay to fuck this hot bitch. Nothing w...
Soul-stirring chad
  02/12/11
you might be right. i work until 10pm-midnight (at least) e...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
for someone with the OP's lifestyle, high-end escorts are th...
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/12/11
ty brother. you sound like an economist. after reading abo...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
Whether or not intentional, you are presenting a false dicho...
Soul-stirring chad
  02/13/11
the full experience is not just busting a nut, its the satis...
Azure House
  02/13/11
(PUA who wants you to attend his seminars)
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/12/11
*totally neg that escort to make her want you even more*
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/12/11
I'm just trying to help a brother out. I have nothing to se...
Soul-stirring chad
  02/13/11
I know brother just teasing.
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/13/11
your ideas intrigue me and i wish to subscribe to your newsl...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
He better update this.
Talented bawdyhouse
  02/13/11
lmao
Yapping ladyboy
  02/13/11
...
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
DONE Taking q’s and 180s EDIT: before and after pics ...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
nice brother, how many rounds?
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
2, 30 min first time, 20 min second time including foreplay
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
PIC????
vigorous canary casino electric furnace
  02/13/11
see above, she said "make sure you don't show anyone,&q...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
christ she's hot as shit
vigorous canary casino electric furnace
  02/13/11
man, you should've put a discreet small paper pasted somewhe...
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/13/11
edited, took another pic of the same location with the XOXO ...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
did you kiss her? did she smell nice? describe her per...
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
yeah we kissed a lot, she smelled awesome, total dumb airhea...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
what is her background? lsat? bench?
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
Questions that deserve to be answered.
Talented bawdyhouse
  02/13/11
...
Thirsty stimulating mood roommate
  02/13/11
TCQ
dashing menage
  03/09/11
so you wasted 1 hr and 10 minutes? what a rip off
adulterous state
  02/13/11
yeah, looking back it wasn't a great value for the money. g...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
Yea but she looks like a legitimate 8. Guys probably would ...
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no she isn'. face is not aryan at all. hard to see from the ...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
lol boor u just mad you have NO SHOT at even objective 2s an...
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if you saw her walking around, you'd say she was an 8. up c...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
maybe if i see her from behind or even from the front at a d...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
LOL, you would cum if she even looked at you.
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
i am sorry that u are married to mandy whose face looks like...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
I'm sorry that you're married to your hand which is the best...
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
my hand is better than your wife's mouth.
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
LOL, keep telling yourself that, bro. We're all sure you PR...
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
i can see why you are unemployed u cocksucking jew.
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
Right back at ya.
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
sorry i am a future successful doctor. dont know if i should...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
I think you should keep a good thing going and establish you...
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
u married an ugly girl because any other girl would have dum...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
how did the asshole look? eat it? she talk dirty? if so, wha...
sick fragrant crotch
  02/13/11
her face was just OK (made up, but you could tell not great ...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
anal? Did you cum on her face and/or tits?
Saffron idiotic hall love of her life
  02/13/11
her two rules: "no butt stuff" and "no facial...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
wut? did you wear a condom the 2nd time?
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
yeah, just pulled it off
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
you got skills bro, you had time to know you were about to c...
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
dude you don't know when you're close to cumming? i felt it...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
i never had sex bro wut is oral bareback?
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
you've never jerked off? same feeling, the cum doesn't just...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
ty, i now understand
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
You should make a separate thread man!
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/13/11
eh, i think this will reduce questions on background stuff
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
did you really eat her whore snatch
adulterous state
  02/13/11
oh yeah i got all in there, it tasted excellent. nice and t...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
lmfao ewwww edit: 180 though
adulterous state
  02/13/11
180
Amber Galvanic Sex Offender Hell
  02/13/11
Was it tough to get verified? I always thought you would hav...
sick fragrant crotch
  02/13/11
had to give her "scheduler" my real name, which wa...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
how the hell would the wrassler know? was he there?
Electric autistic becky
  02/13/11
he was my petey pablo hiding in the closet with a sock full ...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
...
Electric autistic becky
  02/13/11
was her forehead as big as that picture makes it look?
titillating skinny woman azn
  02/13/11
...
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
LOL, not really, i think the shades just ride low on her. an...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
you should confirm the reality of the pic by taking a pictur...
titillating skinny woman azn
  02/13/11
good idea dude, let me work on that now
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
...
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/13/11
I made an album for you. http://imgur.com/a/REIuz
Talented bawdyhouse
  02/13/11
u awesome mang...into the xoxo archives, 4evah
Thirsty stimulating mood roommate
  02/13/11
How big were the tits? They look small, but her tiny ass pro...
sick fragrant crotch
  02/13/11
tits were B's, real at least and looked nice on her. as...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
what is her background? wut did you talk about? list all her...
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
i didn't ask about her background. just bullshitted about s...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
did she have a foreign accent or anything?
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/13/11
nope, total white blonde bimbo
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
...
Shaky grizzly dingle berry
  02/13/11
i have never had sex, not schtick
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
...
henna floppy doctorate pit
  03/20/11
was there any attempt at making some interesting conversatio...
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/13/11
i think she was trying, but her limited intelligence made it...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
lol
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
180
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/13/11
lol
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/13/11
180
Transparent pea-brained forum legal warrant
  02/13/11
tbf could it be a sort of shtick ? like oh gee golly im just...
carnelian incel fanboi
  02/13/11
prob not for GFE.
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/13/11
I LOLd in the library
Greedy den coffee pot
  02/13/11
180
gay diverse dilemma
  02/13/11
damn...thats how i respond to banker dates too...o.0
Thirsty stimulating mood roommate
  02/13/11
180
thriller national
  04/19/11
Saw some chill bro with the excellent "Petey Pablo with...
multi-colored famous landscape painting
  01/09/12
thank you sir. seems like a long time ago ... hard to belie...
motley ocher affirmative action
  01/09/12
1-fucking-80!
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/13/11
for an extra $500, do you think she would have let you go an...
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
i'm sure there'd be a price, maybe would cost more than an e...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
how come you didnt take this option???
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
So how do you feel about the whole thing? Compared to going ...
sick fragrant crotch
  02/13/11
no buyer's remorse, i liked how little effort it took. stil...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
180 dude DESCRIBE how she jumped you in the beginning
wine curious halford
  02/13/11
nothing special ... just went into the bedroom, laid me on t...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
how did you not premie?
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
could you tell she was faking it/not into it or are they goo...
wine curious halford
  02/13/11
she was a good actress. she laid it on a little thick in th...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
this is a must-have imo. if im gonna pay for sex, bitch bet...
mustard mildly autistic party of the first part
  02/13/11
180
180 Cordovan Multi-billionaire
  05/01/11
also, will you post her web page or is that too outtable? ...
wine curious halford
  02/13/11
nah i'd rather not. ty on the 200 poasts, i was really disa...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
before and after pics for the benefit of XOXO: http://i.i...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
180
vigorous canary casino electric furnace
  02/13/11
180 brother. may this thread reach 300 posts
wine curious halford
  02/13/11
i think something is different
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
180^180
Amber Galvanic Sex Offender Hell
  02/13/11
also, you should have drawn a stick figure of her where she ...
wine curious halford
  02/13/11
+ Petey Pablo peaking out of closet with sock full of pennie...
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/13/11
AHHH, i wish i had the skillz to photoshop that shit. i'd g...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
181
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
everyone here realizes that's clearly photoshopped, right?
Electric autistic becky
  02/13/11
Explain.
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
the second picture is merely a cropped and rotated version o...
Electric autistic becky
  02/13/11
yeah, and i did all that extra work to add the shadow and th...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
I have a history of exposing xo virgins.
Electric autistic becky
  02/13/11
I dunno man, this seems legit to me.
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
ok elton, because i don't want my good escort-getting name b...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
180
Electric autistic becky
  02/13/11
ty sir, it takes a real man to issue a 180 when he sees he's...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
Incorrect. The angle isn't the same.
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
U mad azn?
Saffron idiotic hall love of her life
  02/13/11
thats basically the hottest bitch that an upper middle class...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
180
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/13/11
ty
mustard mildly autistic party of the first part
  02/13/11
You're a great American.
Copper faggotry
  02/13/11
Legendary. A true XO champion.
bateful magenta step-uncle's house
  02/13/11
...
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
...
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
An added bonus: her "scheduler" was a dude, and sh...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
ugh. How awkward.
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
from what i understand, escort's drivers/bodyguards/schedule...
wine curious halford
  02/13/11
good point. she mentioned she made between 2-3,000 per ...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
wow heh so ~5 sessions a week? one a day basically with w...
wine curious halford
  02/13/11
well, i think most of her work is incall, which is cheaper b...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
tbf, i'm sure a lot are repeat dudes.
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/13/11
If she takes one month of vacation per year, that's equivale...
Talented bawdyhouse
  02/13/11
She could probably make that much stripping at a nice club, ...
buck-toothed site newt
  02/13/11
thats bullsit. btw i would never let an escort call anybdy w...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
Free sex I guess.
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
and some good cash to dick around with
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
They would get the cash anyway.
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
youre a fucking cretine. even in russia pimping is all imagi...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
MFE.
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
lol, NYC values right there
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
as she was leaving, did she say anything cheesy like, 'call ...
wine curious halford
  02/13/11
"let me know next time you're in town"
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
lol
Frisky deranged space
  02/13/11
are you/will you call her again? if i did this, i think ...
wine curious halford
  02/13/11
i wouldn't do it with her again just because it wasn't anyth...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
do u think she fucks niggers also? it didnt say in her ad th...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
i'm sure she does if they can scrape together the cash.
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
how can she respect her bf when he just idly watches by as s...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
so you got 2 hours for mid 3 figures total? Isn't this a rea...
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/13/11
are u fucking crazy? thats not even nyc. and she pulls more ...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
She probably only keeps like a third of it or something.
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
i don't know how that works, but she wasn't with an agency. ...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
if she's a real dumb. otherwise she keeps it all and her bf ...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
And where is the other 2/3 going?
Talented bawdyhouse
  02/13/11
FRIEND, just making a joke about her scumbag "boyfriend...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
Carry on, FRIEND.
Talented bawdyhouse
  02/13/11
Are we getting confused about figures? I take 3 figures to b...
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/13/11
Are you serious? Wow. *lightbulb lights up and develop...
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
Yeah, no one has ever tried to import prostitutes from Easte...
Talented bawdyhouse
  02/13/11
u're an idiot?? never been with an escort before? i fucked a...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
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u poor? good for you, but this does not happen in NYC, which...
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/13/11
he said he didnt do it in nyc u faggot. and in nyc the stand...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
I'm starting to suspect you haven't either.
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
i know he's not in nyc faggot. in NYC the standard is mos...
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/13/11
i am sorry faggot. keep jerking it to pics of Spitzer faggot...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
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(massively pwned faggot)
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/13/11
Really? That sounds like an obscene amount of cash to me.
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
from what i could tell online, she priced pretty reasonably ...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
Wow. Holy shit. I guess sex tourism is credited?
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
yeah probably, i gotta figure in eastern europe or south asi...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
what is a good site to browse these women? for uh research p...
wine curious halford
  02/13/11
google escorts and your city
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
wow this chick charges $1200 for 2 hours, $7k per day ht...
wine curious halford
  02/13/11
and some nigger charge $100 for a shot of crack. just becaus...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
lol what a fucking ripoff
vigorous canary casino electric furnace
  02/13/11
"At the age of 36..." Send up the shrew signal
violet address
  02/13/11
dude this is a strait up fucking 180. 180 x 10. this is easi...
Crystalline Indian Lodge
  02/13/11
...
Umber Point Karate
  02/13/11
ty sir, just pay it forward.
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
humorous anecdote that XO will appreciate: she was telli...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
so you're saying she WGWAGs?
wine curious halford
  02/13/11
she absolutely WGWAGs, in fact there are probably some XO lu...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
quit bullshitting. if your anecdote were true some xoxo asia...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
yeah but then he would've been limpdicked and not poasted ab...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
aha. i doubt you wouldnt bring your own condoms. and i doubt...
Appetizing orchid heaven depressive
  02/13/11
i had my own condoms (non-magnum). she had her purse with c...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
If you want to step up your game to porn stars, check out: w...
sick fragrant crotch
  02/13/11
i saw a few of xo favorites including sativa rose and lela s...
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/13/11
explain
mustard mildly autistic party of the first part
  02/13/11
they charge >1k/hr and aren't that attractive (sativa ros...
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/13/11
dude i LOVE shorts. picking the girl up to fuck them with t...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
ty, i've browsed bodymiracle before which is similar. maybe...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
Why don't they have any men on there? There is one male por...
Passionate Chartreuse Jewess Gaping
  05/01/11
did she suck your dick with a condom on?
lascivious dysfunction
  02/13/11
no condom on the bj, which i had not expected. she used var...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
ball licking is overrated, agreed?
Crystalline Indian Lodge
  02/13/11
i actually like it a lot. good sensation. i love them doin...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
You started this thread looking for Master-Men, and you've f...
Laughsome Slate Personal Credit Line Shrine
  02/13/11
thanks petey I'ma superstar, bought me a big ol' car Fou...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
ok, since elton and others are being little bitches, i have ...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
did she give you blowjobs? if so did you ever once try and g...
lascivious dysfunction
  02/13/11
yeah, i pushed her head down on there, but she was very adep...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
nice man. there's a couple of escorts at my gym that I know ...
lascivious dysfunction
  02/13/11
yeah but then you'd see them again at the gym, right? i wou...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
cr
lascivious dysfunction
  02/13/11
lol 190
wine curious halford
  02/13/11
lmfao! is this the first thread to get 99% of its posts 3 da...
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/13/11
that's why i refused to create a new thread. i still believ...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
last thing i will add before retiring forever later tonight:...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
why are you retiring man?
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/13/11
like the guy who writes a pulitzer winning novel when he's 2...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
Fair. Farewell brother.
Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier
  02/13/11
...
Sepia trip indirect expression telephone
  02/13/11
it's been real -pumo
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  02/13/11
congrats, xo master man - you are close to breaking the top ...
wine curious halford
  02/13/11
thank you, but it really isn't about me. i just hope i insp...
motley ocher affirmative action
  02/13/11
I will make sure it is brother.
Laughsome Slate Personal Credit Line Shrine
  02/13/11
Just post city and website. Everyone is dying to know. E...
Greedy den coffee pot
  02/13/11
your certificate, as promised:
Thirsty stimulating mood roommate
  02/13/11
OP = hero and role model
Low-t antidepressant drug stage
  02/14/11
...
Exhilarant violent trust fund business firm
  04/18/11
Fucking epic thread ruined sporadically by that dumb faggot ...
thriller national
  04/19/11
...
thriller national
  04/19/11
epic thread bro. truly 180.
lime gunner library
  05/09/11
i enjoyed this thread
Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button
  11/18/11
I live driving distance from the Bunny Ranch and have fucked...
Heady splenetic death wish
  01/09/12
which porn star?
vigorous canary casino electric furnace
  01/09/12
Chasey Lain (her face is sorta busted but I can at ...
Heady splenetic death wish
  01/09/12
man u fucked an old for sure REALLy want to bang breanna ...
vigorous canary casino electric furnace
  01/09/12
what do I look like a pimp? (LOL I actually do but i'm not) ...
Heady splenetic death wish
  01/09/12


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Date: February 9th, 2011 12:00 AM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

I have a couple questions as I contemplate getting a high class call girl this weekend:

--She has a min 2-hour outcall. I assume I can basically fuck her as many times as possible in that window, she won't try to bail after my first load 5 minutes in?

--I'm working at a site for a few months, so she and her associates would know where I live at least for the next several weeks, is that a problem where I should just get a hotel instead?

--Her online pictures look awesome, but I assume there's some trade-down for in-person. Are we talking about a point or two worse in looks, or could she be some fugly or someone else entirely? And if so I assume I can just cancel the trade, get back in the elevator and leave her in the lobby?

--Any other points for me to keep in mind as a total noob in this endeavor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17242617)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:47 PM
Author: gold chest-beating kitchen

fuck her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269179)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

never done that before, seems like something i should try. i'll remember to bring that up in the second hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269363)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:35 PM
Author: mustard mildly autistic party of the first part

wtf

180

radek



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269947)



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Date: February 9th, 2011 12:06 AM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17242675)



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Date: February 9th, 2011 12:17 AM
Author: Irradiated temple

Relevant to my interests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17242767)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 4:36 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

thanks for nothing, now i gotta wing it tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268698)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author: Crystalline Indian Lodge

let me know how it goes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268711)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 4:40 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i know a lot of dudes come on here and promise to poast their sexploits, but i'm not much of a poaster. 2 hrs booked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268721)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 4:37 PM
Author: Thirsty stimulating mood roommate

aspie virgins, dood....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268707)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 4:39 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

yeah, but you'd think escorts would have held them down to get at those 8" CLEAN CUT COCKS, so they'd have something useful to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268713)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Laughsome Slate Personal Credit Line Shrine

how much are you paying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268753)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

mid three figures. gfe with lots of reviews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268762)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 4:57 PM
Author: Copper faggotry

Jesus. Take hidden pics with your cell bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268830)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:01 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i figure if i can't take pics, i'll wait til the end when she's walking to the elevator, then say, "oh hey, wait just a second," and she'll turn around and bam! picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17268850)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:32 PM
Author: Laughsome Slate Personal Credit Line Shrine

not too shabby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269077)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:37 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

mad hot too, 5'4", 110, 34C, blonde. reviews indicate she looks like her pics, too, which was a big concern of mine.

still contemplating the cleanliness/risk involved of eating her out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269120)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:38 PM
Author: concupiscible nowag mediation

lulwut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269131)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:39 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269133)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:42 PM
Author: concupiscible nowag mediation

why would you want to eat her out dood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269150)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:47 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

its hot as fukkk to eat out shaved young trim. and also same reason i eat anything, i like how it tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269180)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:49 PM
Author: Crystalline Indian Lodge

i hope this isn't flame. i bet this will be a solid write-up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269191)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:52 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i do somehow feel a duty to poast extensive details afterward, seeing as how i have lurked for a while enjoying all the laughs and only poasted a handful of times about random shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269210)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:52 PM
Author: Crystalline Indian Lodge

it would mean a lot brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269213)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:56 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

a 100-post thread is on my bucket list. maybe this would be the thing to do it. give me PROTIPS to improve both my encounter and my later description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269226)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:10 PM
Author: wine curious halford

pics would make it 150-200 posts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269317)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:15 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

that'd be cool, i'm sure i could figure out how to post to some internet site where there'd be no risk of outtting. that's my biggest concern, a la boombjoe from a while back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269345)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:22 PM
Author: vivacious twinkling uncleanness faggot firefighter

please do!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269384)



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Date: March 20th, 2011 4:17 PM
Author: Histrionic cruise ship gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17559202)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:40 PM
Author: Crystalline Indian Lodge

u live in FL brah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269144)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:48 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

no, but i'm sure they have good stuff down thurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269182)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 5:59 PM
Author: Thirsty stimulating mood roommate

how old u, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269242)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:07 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

mid 20s brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269295)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:07 PM
Author: lascivious dysfunction

Post pics but srsly how aspie are you that you can't pick up a slut at a club/bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269292)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:09 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i work a lot and don't want to put in the time and energy to picking up a rando. i want executional certainty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269303)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:09 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

what do you do? salary range?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269310)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:11 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

banking, total comp this year more than 200, less than 300

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269324)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:19 PM
Author: Copper faggotry

brother, with an income between 200-300K, how can you not be fucking a new broad every weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269371)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:24 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

cause i'm usually working weekends dude, it sucks. i dont know, i'd rather sleep on saturday after working all the time. not claiming it is a sweet life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269388)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:48 PM
Author: Copper faggotry

Why not hire me to deliver cunnus cheaper than what you're paying tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269462)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:01 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

do you deliver top-shelf cunnus? what about weed, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269520)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:50 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

ug major and school range? any grad school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269471)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:53 PM
Author: Copper faggotry

Econ UCONN JD Fordham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269483)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:55 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

that's you or ROBERTVILLA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269494)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:00 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

Sorry, Clean Cut Alpha Bro is just so alpha he can't resist responding to various posts, that's why we get along. I'm from a non-ivy top UG and econ + social science-ish double major

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269516)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:03 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

cool ty. enjoy your escort man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269530)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: Copper faggotry

I was just flaming/mocking/w/e.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269535)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:05 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i know, i lolled. fordham is always good for a laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269540)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:16 PM
Author: Copper faggotry

I want details on your encounter. When is it going to happen? I'm leaving the board soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269589)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

supposed to be later tonight but just rescheduled for noon tomorrow. i'll guarantee the first recap post before 3pm tomorrow and i'll take the pumo's advice re getting pics to post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269638)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:28 PM
Author: Copper faggotry

awwwwwwww yeahhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269657)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:31 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

ty for your support, i couldn't have beared being called flame for rescheduling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269675)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:30 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

nice! if shes decline the photo at first, try to charm her into taking just a body shot. do this when you have like 10 or so minutes left.

you'll have a guarenteed 150+ reply thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269671)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:33 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

yeah. she obscures her face on her website, so that's prolly unlikely, but she shouldn't give a shit about me taking some body pics. esp. if i treat her reasonably well during the encounter and don't make her call herself a dirty whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269687)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:11 PM
Author: lascivious dysfunction

energy? aeriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269320)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

yeah mang. i like drinking with friends at lounge-type places, i don't like going to bars/clubs to pick up chicks. i've done it a couple times and found the process retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269337)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:40 PM
Author: Laughsome Slate Personal Credit Line Shrine

is this nyc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269437)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:43 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269452)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:48 PM
Author: french property

You make $200k and yet you are a complete beta. Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269464)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:50 PM
Author: titillating skinny woman azn

Do you think you would magically have become alpha if you had landed biglaw, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269472)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:51 PM
Author: french property

I am more alpha than OP. I would never pay for sex, and I would never perform oral sex on another person. OP is going to do both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269475)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:53 PM
Author: titillating skinny woman azn

Performing oral sex is not beta, brother.

You would never pay for sex because you don't care about sex at all, not because you're above paying for it. There's just no value in it for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269485)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:54 PM
Author: french property

There is something beta about being SO ENSLAVED to sex that you are willing to pay for it. It's like you aren't your own master, it's beta as fuck.

Performing oral sex is one of the most demeaning acts I can imagine. Lol @ betas who do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269489)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 6:56 PM
Author: titillating skinny woman azn

Estrada, being asexual is about the most beta thing I can imagine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269495)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:07 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

glad someone here gets it. i know estrada doesn't count, but i expected a lot of calls of beta ITT. i disagree for many reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269551)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:09 PM
Author: titillating skinny woman azn

I mean, I'm not in the business of paying for sex, but I'm also broke and not all that busy, so I can meet girls. If I were in your situation, I could see it being more feasible that I'd consider it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269557)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:23 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

yeah, it is only because i have the money to burn. i take the view that you pay for dinner, drinks, all that shit, and what's far more important to me, time. and then you risk not getting any. this way, she's smoking hot and will do all kinds of terrible things to me, for only a little more money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269630)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:09 PM
Author: wonderful nubile rehab

are we sure he's not gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269559)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:14 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

I appreciate your lateral thinking, but I referenced in at least one post to her hotness. I read her reviews to make sure she wasn't a tranny too, which was a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269580)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:17 PM
Author: titillating skinny woman azn

I believe my brother was referring to Estrada's sexuality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269598)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:20 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

damn, my bad. *raises hand do the scoring bench* *gets pulled after the first free throw*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269611)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:47 PM
Author: vivacious twinkling uncleanness faggot firefighter

"Performing oral sex is one of the most demeaning acts I can imagine"

you and i can NEVER be friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270397)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:06 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

She won't try to to bail before your 2 hours are up. Just have lively banter between episodes.

I don't see a problem with her knowing where you live.

If she's charging 500-700 for the 2 hrs min, then expect her to look as good as her pictures are. Expect at most a point drop; cut your losses if there is a huge drop.

Have good etiquette. Have money in card when she walks into room. Never mention anything explicit. Be pleasant. Don't be drunk. Spend the first 5 minutes chatting. If she's comfortable with you, she might model herself out to you -- post pics on xo then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269545)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:13 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

TY. This all gels with what I've read. I am a nice clean cut bro, so I'm hoping she's down for some pics after we get comfortable. Now, getting her to hold the sheet of paper with "XOXOHTH" might be a tougher row to hoe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269573)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:16 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

good luck bro.

PS:

Don't worry about diseases -- that would dampen the experience. I'm sure you know the statistics -- they're so far in your favor, it's not worth thinking about. Wear a rubber though. Going down on her is risky, but just about as risky as going down on a bar/okc slut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269591)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:27 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

yeah, i'll make the gametime decision when i see what i'm working with. i doubt she'd get such good reviews if her pussy had issues. but yeah, it is risky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269652)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:17 PM
Author: Avocado slippery ape church

write it in cum on her forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269593)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 7:29 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

that brings up a point maybe the above pumo can help me with. i want to cum on her face at least once, but i'd think she'd be paranoid about disease (i'm sure i'll have to wear a rubber, prolly even during bj).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269662)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

i'm sure she'd do it for extra $$$, but it's your first encounter with her. it would be a tough to work it into discussion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269943)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:43 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

2 hrs though, i'm sure by the end we'll be FRIENDS. i'll say something suave about getting something to remember her by, and then i'll be like, "by the way here's a sheet of paper that says XOXO, hold that up next to your tits"

plus i got my bonus recently, i plan on tipping anyway, but if i have to give her an extra 50 or whatever, i'll do that if it means giving some joy to my fellow man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270000)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:58 PM
Author: adventurous jet-lagged principal's office mental disorder

you can cum on the tits or ass. Face is something you get with regular visits.

if its 2 hours then expect a bbj. the great thing about high dollar whores is that they don't have the number of clients that chicks who charge 100 do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270083)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:04 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i can understand that. you are just the master man i was hoping would help me out. any other PROTIPS i should know? i'm sure a lot of it will be played by ear, e.g., how nasty and porn-starry she'll get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270115)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:31 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

FS/CBJ is standard with high-end escorts. you prob don't want a chick who does BBJ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270305)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:40 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

truth: i don't give a shit about the bj. i'm packing a vest for my jimmy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270345)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:02 PM
Author: Copper faggotry

"Now, getting her to hold the sheet of paper with "XOXOHTH" might be a tougher row to hoe."

This would make you legendary and wouldn't be difficult to accomplish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269814)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Crystalline Indian Lodge

legendary beyond belief. could be the sites new background.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269866)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:25 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i'll see what i can do. i fully understand the importance of getting "XOXO" in the pic, or else people will accuse it of just being some random pic. i'll make a sheet of paper with XOXO tonight so i'm ready

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269893)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:35 PM
Author: Thirsty stimulating mood roommate

getting her to hold the XOXOHTH paper would raise your level from beta as fuck --> Elite Master Man xoxo Bro which comes a life membership in the XOXO Friendship Club

god speed, friend...and good luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270322)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:03 PM
Author: adventurous jet-lagged principal's office mental disorder

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269817)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:02 PM
Author: adventurous jet-lagged principal's office mental disorder

Go to her incall or a hotel. Also, be wary of reviews as certain sites talk up escorts in exchange for free 'goodies'.

I once saw a chick who received great reviews about how she looked like her pics. I should have taken it as a red flag how every reviewer who called her fat was banned.

Anyway I saw her and she was fat! I walked away after she opened the door. 130 lbs turned out to be 170 lbs.

A better site to gauge a escort's appearance is the escort review, ter.

eccie and the others are filled with smokescreens. what city is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269813)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i'm doing outcall, but i'm on a business trip but not going to reveal city for fear of outing. not bringing her to my actual home, i'll be out of here soon. i don't like the idea of incall ... i don't want petey pablo hiding behind the door waiting to ambush me with a sock full of pennies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269870)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:30 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

Who am IIIIIIIIII: PETEY PAB MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269919)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i plan to have some music playing in the background, maybe i'll slip that song into the playlist for added laughs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17269939)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:27 PM
Author: cocky anal idiot

1 fucking 80.

north carolinnnaaaaaaaaaa, raise up!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270293)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:45 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

To this day, I wish my home state had such a sweet anthem.

And all my niggaz doin life behind the wall

This right here, right here, right here's for

NORTH CAROLINAAAA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270384)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Slate Personal Credit Line Shrine

180 image.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17271181)



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Date: April 19th, 2011 6:58 PM
Author: garnet field elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17805387)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 8:58 PM
Author: adventurous jet-lagged principal's office mental disorder

post a pic of her body please on imageshack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270086)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:11 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

tomorrow there will be poasting of details, and if at all possible, pics of her smoking hot body. i made an XOXO sign just in case, but i'll just be happy to get one of her clapping dem cheekz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270160)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: vigorous canary casino electric furnace

when is she coming?

If you can manage the pic, this is a legend in the making

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270166)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:16 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

midday tomorrow. i think the GFE will make all the difference, from google it sounds pretty credited as opposed to the pump and dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270200)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:19 PM
Author: vigorous canary casino electric furnace

Is this your first one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270233)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

first escort, yes. normal chicks i've fucked have seemed uptight to me, so i'm hoping she's pretty freaky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270357)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:15 PM
Author: Mischievous stock car

Is this her?

whoomp.org

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270184)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:47 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

after reading urbandictionary, i choose not to go to that link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270403)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 9:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring chad

Brother, by all means pay to fuck this hot bitch. Nothing wrong with that. But once you're done you need to seriously evaluate your life. You say you don't have the time or energy, but what you're really telling us is that you don't have any game. If you know how to get women, even if you're not good at it, going out and getting one is not something you dread. It's something you enjoy, something that energizes you, like a hunter going hunting. If, on the other hand, you have no game and all you can do is flounder at a bar hoping for luck to strike, then it's no surprise you would rather pay for sex. Anyone can pick up women. It just takes some practice and that practice might be really hard at first but the reward is a lifetime of easy pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270464)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 10:07 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

you might be right. i work until 10pm-midnight (at least) every weekday and another 6 hrs every saturday though, so it isn't that i dread the bar scene, it is that i'm fucking tired. when i have a lighter week, i'll sometimes go to bars but usually my goal is just to chill out with friends. i do see the attraction of saving a couple hundred bucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270552)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

for someone with the OP's lifestyle, high-end escorts are the way to go.

-They are much hotter than bar sluts

-It's a simple, honest transaction

-They won't fall in love with his money

-They won't waste his time with boring expensive dates and other bullshit

-Tricking loose women into sleeping with you loses its fun

aren't you an OKC/match troll?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270759)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 10:36 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

ty brother. you sound like an economist. after reading about OKC on here, i have often thought of giving it a try for easy sex, but i can't believe that there are actually attractive chicks (i.e., 6+) on there who will fuck without multiple dates and hundreds of dollars and not have an attitude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270815)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 12:00 AM
Author: Soul-stirring chad

Whether or not intentional, you are presenting a false dichotomy (i.e. it's either high-end escorts or unattractive bar sluts). Anyone who lives in a mid-size city or larger crosses paths with several hot girls every single day that you can try to go out with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17271358)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 12:04 PM
Author: Azure House

the full experience is not just busting a nut, its the satisfaction of getting a chick to let you fuck her, you dont get the latter if you pay for an escort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17274112)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 10:33 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

(PUA who wants you to attend his seminars)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270790)



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Date: February 12th, 2011 10:39 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

*totally neg that escort to make her want you even more*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17270834)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 12:04 AM
Author: Soul-stirring chad

I'm just trying to help a brother out. I have nothing to sell, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17271386)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 12:06 AM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

I know brother just teasing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17271395)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 12:12 AM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

your ideas intrigue me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter ... but if this experience is awesome, i'll keep doing it periodically. i don't disagree with your first poast, a large part of this is the novelty and thrill (and is unique to the fact that i'm traveling for a couple weeks on business) rather than some grand statement about the value of relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17271429)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 3:55 AM
Author: Talented bawdyhouse

He better update this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17272867)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:08 AM
Author: Yapping ladyboy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17272929)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 2:15 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17274797)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:02 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

DONE

Taking q’s and 180s

EDIT:

before and after pics for the benefit of XOXO:

http://i.imgur.com/EMpA6.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RFLcY.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/9woZv.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275630)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:03 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space

nice brother, how many rounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275642)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:04 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

2, 30 min first time, 20 min second time including foreplay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275649)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:05 PM
Author: vigorous canary casino electric furnace

PIC????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275653)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:07 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

see above, she said "make sure you don't show anyone," and when i brought up the sign, she said, "uh, no i don't think so hun"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275661)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:08 PM
Author: vigorous canary casino electric furnace

christ she's hot as shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275671)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

man, you should've put a discreet small paper pasted somewhere on the wall or door, really small, that said 'xoxo'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275708)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:42 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

edited, took another pic of the same location with the XOXO sign. not as good obv, but that's all i got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276058)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:06 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space

did you kiss her?

did she smell nice?

describe her personality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275657)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:08 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

yeah we kissed a lot, she smelled awesome, total dumb airhead bimbo personality, but i can deal with that in short bursts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275675)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:10 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space

what is her background? lsat? bench?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275684)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:48 PM
Author: Talented bawdyhouse

Questions that deserve to be answered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277167)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 9:49 PM
Author: Thirsty stimulating mood roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17278593)



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Date: March 9th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: dashing menage

TCQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17466419)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:13 PM
Author: adulterous state

so you wasted 1 hr and 10 minutes? what a rip off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275714)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:16 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

yeah, looking back it wasn't a great value for the money. glad i did it, but prolly won't again anytime soon.

aside from her general sluttiness, the sex wasn't all that different from normal sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275752)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:34 PM
Author: vigorous canary casino electric furnace

Yea but she looks like a legitimate 8. Guys probably would have had to spend a good amount of time and energy picking up a chick like that naturally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275959)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:43 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

no she isn'. face is not aryan at all. hard to see from the pic but her waist is quite average.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276068)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: vigorous canary casino electric furnace

lol boor u just mad you have NO SHOT at even objective 2s and 3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276133)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:51 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

if you saw her walking around, you'd say she was an 8. up close her face wasn't outstanding, but her body was fucking sexy. toned, with enough meat to let me get a grip, but still petite enough that i could pick her up with ease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276141)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:55 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

maybe if i see her from behind or even from the front at a distance i cant immediately tell that she is busted. her body is significantly differentfrom your avg 5'4,150lbs amerikan. but a 40yo Katya Gordeeva would run circles around her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276175)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:54 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

LOL, you would cum if she even looked at you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276165)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

i am sorry that u are married to mandy whose face looks like dog's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276221)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:01 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

I'm sorry that you're married to your hand which is the best you're going to get.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276246)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

my hand is better than your wife's mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276300)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:08 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

LOL, keep telling yourself that, bro. We're all sure you PREFER your hand to all the other women on the planet (all of which have or would turn you down).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276327)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:24 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

i can see why you are unemployed u cocksucking jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276469)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:26 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

Right back at ya.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276489)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:29 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

sorry i am a future successful doctor. dont know if i should establish myself in miami or toronto or beverly hills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276512)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:35 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

I think you should keep a good thing going and establish yourself in Mommy's attic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276564)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:53 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

u married an ugly girl because any other girl would have dumped u long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276680)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:08 PM
Author: sick fragrant crotch

how did the asshole look? eat it? she talk dirty? if so, what would she say? she is pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275669)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

her face was just OK (made up, but you could tell not great skin)

nice asshole which i did not interact with (one of her rules was "no butt stuff")

she did talk dirty, which is awesome. pornstar-type stuff, "uhhh fuck me, give me that big dick, give me that hot cum" that type of thing, a lot of moaning

she was very complementary of my dick (i am average), which i didn't expect but makes sense, she wants to make the dude feel good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275701)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:10 PM
Author: Saffron idiotic hall love of her life

anal? Did you cum on her face and/or tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275685)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:13 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

her two rules: "no butt stuff" and "no facials"

the first time i just came in the condom, the second time on her tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275719)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:16 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space

wut? did you wear a condom the 2nd time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275754)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:19 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

yeah, just pulled it off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275800)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:21 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space

you got skills bro, you had time to know you were about to cum, pull out, take the condom off and then cum on her? i'm impressed.

did she make you wear condom or did you want to? list all her rules

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275826)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:28 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

dude you don't know when you're close to cumming? i felt it building, said "turn over" and jerked the last second over the edge

her rules were basically preventing genital contact without condom, no butt stuff, no facial. she gave oral bareback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275895)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:31 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space

i never had sex bro

wut is oral bareback?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275934)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:37 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

you've never jerked off? same feeling, the cum doesn't just suddenly fly out with no warning.

bareback = no condom, which is how normal people do it but i guess is not always the case with escorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275996)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space

ty, i now understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276009)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:11 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

You should make a separate thread man!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275694)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

eh, i think this will reduce questions on background stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275711)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: adulterous state

did you really eat her whore snatch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275703)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:14 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

oh yeah i got all in there, it tasted excellent. nice and tangy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275728)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:15 PM
Author: adulterous state

lmfao ewwww

edit: 180 though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275739)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:13 PM
Author: Amber Galvanic Sex Offender Hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275718)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:15 PM
Author: sick fragrant crotch

Was it tough to get verified? I always thought you would have to give out work info and other personal shit like that. Would have she let you get a third nut off? Seems like two nuts in two hours would be the minimum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275745)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:17 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

had to give her "scheduler" my real name, which was unnerving, and show her my ID and business card when she arrived, but that was it.

truth: the sex wasn't as mind-blowing as i expected, so after the second, i was ready to get her out of here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275769)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:19 PM
Author: Electric autistic becky

how the hell would the wrassler know? was he there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275791)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:20 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

he was my petey pablo hiding in the closet with a sock full of pennies in case things got out of hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275810)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:21 PM
Author: Electric autistic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275824)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:14 PM
Author: titillating skinny woman azn

was her forehead as big as that picture makes it look?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275736)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:16 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275756)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:18 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

LOL, not really, i think the shades just ride low on her. and when she looked at the pic, she actually said "oh, that makes my forehead look big"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275787)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:20 PM
Author: titillating skinny woman azn

you should confirm the reality of the pic by taking a picture of that same spot without her there and a sign that says xoxo so we know it's real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275806)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:20 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

good idea dude, let me work on that now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275815)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:27 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275870)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:53 PM
Author: Talented bawdyhouse

I made an album for you.

http://imgur.com/a/REIuz



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277225)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 9:54 PM
Author: Thirsty stimulating mood roommate

u awesome mang...into the xoxo archives, 4evah



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17278648)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:23 PM
Author: sick fragrant crotch

How big were the tits? They look small, but her tiny ass probably made up for it. Any tats or piercings? Thong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275836)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:26 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

tits were B's, real at least and looked nice on her.

ass had some meat on it, which i prefer, just enough so it jiggled when in doggy.

tramp stamp, shoulder blade, couple other random tats

no panties. also she kept her boots on when we fucked, which was a nice surprise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275858)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:26 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space

what is her background? wut did you talk about? list all her rules

what did it feel like to have sex? was she loose or tight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275868)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:31 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i didn't ask about her background. just bullshitted about stuff like work and other smalltalk. had a couple cigarettes.

her rules were no butt stuff and no facials, and she took great lengths to prevent genital contact without the condom.

she wasn't that tight, but she also used astroglide, which i'm sure made things smoother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275931)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:41 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

did she have a foreign accent or anything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276049)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

nope, total white blonde bimbo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276126)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:34 PM
Author: Shaky grizzly dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275960)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space

i have never had sex, not schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276072)



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Date: March 20th, 2011 4:03 PM
Author: henna floppy doctorate pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17559091)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:28 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

was there any attempt at making some interesting conversation, on either side? some GFEs proud themselves in doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275909)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:33 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i think she was trying, but her limited intelligence made it difficult to talk about anything substantive. i'm in finance, so she asked what i did there, and when i told her, here's how she responded: "oh really? wow ... yeah i go to the bank every few days, you know, it seems pretty crazy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275944)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:34 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275958)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:36 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275982)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:37 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275985)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: Transparent pea-brained forum legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276119)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:14 PM
Author: carnelian incel fanboi

tbf could it be a sort of shtick ? like oh gee golly im just teh dumb blonde you bang! helps keep distance from the clients and her private life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276398)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:31 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

prob not for GFE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276540)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 8:26 PM
Author: Greedy den coffee pot

I LOLd in the library

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277900)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 9:29 PM
Author: gay diverse dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17278420)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 9:56 PM
Author: Thirsty stimulating mood roommate

damn...thats how i respond to banker dates too...o.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17278671)



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Date: April 19th, 2011 8:32 PM
Author: thriller national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17806307)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: multi-colored famous landscape painting

Saw some chill bro with the excellent "Petey Pablo with Sock Full of Pennies" moniker - didn't give you the 180 then, friend, but it did remind me to bump this tremendous post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#19746880)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 2:31 AM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

thank you sir. seems like a long time ago ... hard to believe it's not even been a year since i bung that whore. glad to know the Petey Pab moniker has had some staying power. i do believe i'll listen to some Raise Up now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#19746905)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:30 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

1-fucking-80!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275926)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:33 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space

for an extra $500, do you think she would have let you go and cum in her with no condom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275942)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:34 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i'm sure there'd be a price, maybe would cost more than an extra 500 though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275954)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:35 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space

how come you didnt take this option???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275962)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:34 PM
Author: sick fragrant crotch

So how do you feel about the whole thing? Compared to going to a bar and possibly striking out. Any buyer's remorse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275951)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:45 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

no buyer's remorse, i liked how little effort it took. still, to do it again, i would have to find a chick that did really nasty stuff or something. this chick was hot and enthusiastic, but not all that different from normal bar sluts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276087)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:37 PM
Author: wine curious halford

180 dude

DESCRIBE how she jumped you in the beginning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17275993)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

nothing special ... just went into the bedroom, laid me on the bed, we made out for a bit, then she got naked and took my pants off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276111)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space

how did you not premie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276125)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:50 PM
Author: wine curious halford

could you tell she was faking it/not into it or are they good actresses at that price range?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276137)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:56 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

she was a good actress. she laid it on a little thick in the beginning, but i like a moaning chick so i didn't mind. she was also really good at being on top. i've been with so many chicks who are just awful at cowgirl, but she could actually bounce up and down and had good stamina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276187)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:30 PM
Author: mustard mildly autistic party of the first part

this is a must-have imo. if im gonna pay for sex, bitch better be able to ride cowgirl/reverse cowgirl like she's lela fucking star

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276532)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 9:45 AM
Author: 180 Cordovan Multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17895919)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:40 PM
Author: wine curious halford

also, will you post her web page or is that too outtable?

congrats on your first 200+ post thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276022)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

nah i'd rather not. ty on the 200 poasts, i was really disappointed i couldn't get her to hold the sign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276099)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:41 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

before and after pics for the benefit of XOXO:

http://i.imgur.com/EMpA6.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RFLcY.jpg

EDIT: third pic because some fags think i know how to photoshop:

http://i.imgur.com/9woZv.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276043)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:42 PM
Author: vigorous canary casino electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276055)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:42 PM
Author: wine curious halford

180 brother. may this thread reach 300 posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276059)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:42 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space

i think something is different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276060)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:42 PM
Author: Amber Galvanic Sex Offender Hell

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276063)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:43 PM
Author: wine curious halford

also, you should have drawn a stick figure of her where she had been for a 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276069)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

+ Petey Pablo peaking out of closet with sock full of pennies for 180^180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276106)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

AHHH, i wish i had the skillz to photoshop that shit. i'd gladly share in the glory if anyone puts that together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276120)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

181

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276079)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Electric autistic becky

everyone here realizes that's clearly photoshopped, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276108)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:53 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276157)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:57 PM
Author: Electric autistic becky

the second picture is merely a cropped and rotated version of the first picture with the girl airbrushed out and an xo side pasted in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276191)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:00 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

yeah, and i did all that extra work to add the shadow and the border to the sheet of paper to make it look real, BUT YOU BUSTED ME HOW YOU SO SMRT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276228)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: Electric autistic becky

I have a history of exposing xo virgins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276304)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:09 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

I dunno man, this seems legit to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276331)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:39 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

ok elton, because i don't want my good escort-getting name besmirched, i will put up a third and final pic to verify:

http://i.imgur.com/9woZv.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276584)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:15 PM
Author: Electric autistic becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276871)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:21 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

ty sir, it takes a real man to issue a 180 when he sees he's wrong. i appreciate that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276926)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:00 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

Incorrect. The angle isn't the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276237)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:56 PM
Author: Saffron idiotic hall love of her life

U mad azn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276189)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

thats basically the hottest bitch that an upper middle class person can regularly fuck in america. how sad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276121)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:54 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276162)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:25 PM
Author: mustard mildly autistic party of the first part

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276480)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:20 PM
Author: Copper faggotry

You're a great American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276921)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: bateful magenta step-uncle's house

Legendary. A true XO champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276073)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:45 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276096)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:55 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276172)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:54 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

An added bonus: her "scheduler" was a dude, and she called him to check in when she got here, then i heard her say "i love you." so i'm pretty sure this dude pimps out his girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276164)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:55 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

ugh. How awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276170)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:55 PM
Author: wine curious halford

from what i understand, escort's drivers/bodyguards/schedulers usually end up fucking or dating them, so it's more likely that than the otehr way around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276173)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

good point.

she mentioned she made between 2-3,000 per week, which i thought was interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276203)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: wine curious halford

wow heh

so ~5 sessions a week? one a day basically with weekends off

that's not bad to make 100k+ a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276213)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:02 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

well, i think most of her work is incall, which is cheaper but you can probably go through a lot of those in a day if they're only 30 min or 1 hr sessions. i think she's probably fucking like 6-10 dudes a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276261)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

tbf, i'm sure a lot are repeat dudes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276298)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:59 PM
Author: Talented bawdyhouse

If she takes one month of vacation per year, that's equivalent to about $180,000/year in the legitmate, tax-paying world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277292)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 10:10 PM
Author: buck-toothed site newt

She could probably make that much stripping at a nice club, depending on the quality of her body/sales skills. I wonder why she chooses to whore, instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17278789)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

thats bullsit. btw i would never let an escort call anybdy when she's in my apt. she should worry about that when she is outside and approaching me. it's very inappropriate to talk like that like that guy on her phone is her bodyguard or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276210)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

Free sex I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276211)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:00 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

and some good cash to dick around with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276234)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:01 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

They would get the cash anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276254)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:05 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

youre a fucking cretine. even in russia pimping is all imaginary. they can get a cut if they really provide a service such as marketing. otherwise they are a glorified secretary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276293)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:10 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

MFE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276353)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:56 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space

lol, NYC values right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276184)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:57 PM
Author: wine curious halford

as she was leaving, did she say anything cheesy like, 'call me again' or anything like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276199)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

"let me know next time you're in town"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276206)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:01 PM
Author: Frisky deranged space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276252)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:03 PM
Author: wine curious halford

are you/will you call her again?

if i did this, i think i'd prefer to a really hot girl next door type who can carry on some kind of meaningful convo, would probably be more interest in repeat buisiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276276)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:09 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i wouldn't do it with her again just because it wasn't anything spectacular, but i wouldn't be averse to getting another escort if i knew she was smoking hot and a wild fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276338)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:03 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

do u think she fucks niggers also? it didnt say in her ad that she didnt, hence she probably does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276277)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:14 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i'm sure she does if they can scrape together the cash.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276397)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:21 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

how can she respect her bf when he just idly watches by as she fucks niggers? i bet if she tries cowgirl with her bf after fucking a nigger his dick just doesnt seem to stay inside her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276453)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:05 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

so you got 2 hours for mid 3 figures total? Isn't this a really sweet deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276289)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:07 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

are u fucking crazy? thats not even nyc. and she pulls more $/hr than a dermatologist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276318)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:09 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

She probably only keeps like a third of it or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276348)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:12 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i don't know how that works, but she wasn't with an agency. appeared to be just her and her bf. so yeah, you're probably right, she probably keeps about a third.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276376)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:17 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

if she's a real dumb. otherwise she keeps it all and her bf sucks cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276426)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:01 PM
Author: Talented bawdyhouse

And where is the other 2/3 going?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277303)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:14 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

FRIEND, just making a joke about her scumbag "boyfriend" making her give him her hard-earned cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277401)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:19 PM
Author: Talented bawdyhouse

Carry on, FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277440)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:12 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

Are we getting confused about figures? I take 3 figures to be 100-999. Most decent escorts in NYC seem to be on the 500-1k range per hour. So 2 hours at less than 1k seems like a good deal to me, given the usual prices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276374)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:15 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

Are you serious? Wow.

*lightbulb lights up and develops new PLAN involving girls from Russia and Ukraine...*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276404)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:03 PM
Author: Talented bawdyhouse

Yeah, no one has ever tried to import prostitutes from Eastern Europe.

How novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277323)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:16 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

u're an idiot?? never been with an escort before? i fucked a similar one for $200 and it was at a top canadian city, not some fucking texas and if i were to do a repeat it would be $150.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276417)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:18 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

u poor? good for you, but this does not happen in NYC, which is what I used as metric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276431)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:23 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

he said he didnt do it in nyc u faggot. and in nyc the standard is $300/hr. just because u read about Spitzer doesnt mean that he got a good deal. i bet uve never even fucked an escort or anybody hotter than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276463)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:26 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

I'm starting to suspect you haven't either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276486)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:28 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

i know he's not in nyc faggot.

in NYC the standard is most definitely not $300 unless you want a fucking fat 40 year old from the bronx. stop talking shit out of your fucking ass. go to any fucking escort web site and look for credited ny escorts.

I'm not going to comment on your "bets," since they just show how much of a stupid fag you are. what is clear, nevertheless, is that you have either fucked a $200 escort, in which case it is likely that you can't get laid normally, or you haven't, in which case you're a dumbass pretending to know about something you don't.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276505)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:30 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

i am sorry faggot. keep jerking it to pics of Spitzer faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276528)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:31 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

(massively pwned faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276534)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:07 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

Really? That sounds like an obscene amount of cash to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276322)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:10 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

from what i could tell online, she priced pretty reasonably for her bracket. there were other chicks who looked similarly hot who were 50%-100% more expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276357)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:14 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate

Wow. Holy shit. I guess sex tourism is credited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276392)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:17 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

yeah probably, i gotta figure in eastern europe or south asia i could've lasted a week on that cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276420)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:15 PM
Author: wine curious halford

what is a good site to browse these women? for uh research purposes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276406)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:16 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

google escorts and your city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276415)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:20 PM
Author: wine curious halford

wow this chick charges $1200 for 2 hours, $7k per day

http://www.gwenserra.com/Home_Page.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276449)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:28 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

and some nigger charge $100 for a shot of crack. just because someone buys it doesnt make it a value deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276501)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:28 PM
Author: vigorous canary casino electric furnace

lol what a fucking ripoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276508)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:54 PM
Author: violet address

"At the age of 36..."

Send up the shrew signal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276686)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:05 PM
Author: Crystalline Indian Lodge

dude this is a strait up fucking 180. 180 x 10. this is easily one of the top 3 threads i think i've seen on xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276290)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:09 PM
Author: Umber Point Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276335)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:11 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

ty sir, just pay it forward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276363)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:15 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

humorous anecdote that XO will appreciate:

she was telling me i had a big dick (which is actually just average, but i appreciate her effort) and she said, "i'm lucky i brought some magnums, i see a lot of chinese men so i don't need them there because, you know, they have small dicks, but my scheduler said you didn't sound chinese."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276411)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:17 PM
Author: wine curious halford

so you're saying she WGWAGs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276422)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:19 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

she absolutely WGWAGs, in fact there are probably some XO lurkers out there who if they were more ambitious could have made this very thread except from the perspective of WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276439)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:34 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

quit bullshitting. if your anecdote were true some xoxo asian would have already found her on eros-la or eros-sf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276559)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

yeah but then he would've been limpdicked and not poasted about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276715)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:33 PM
Author: Appetizing orchid heaven depressive

aha. i doubt you wouldnt bring your own condoms. and i doubt even more that an avg dick would be using magnums.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276547)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:59 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i had my own condoms (non-magnum). she had her purse with condoms and the astroglide. it was her idea to use magnum which i took as a schtick she runs on her clients to make them feel good. "oh wow, good thing i have these magnums!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276730)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:27 PM
Author: sick fragrant crotch

If you want to step up your game to porn stars, check out: www.theluxurycompanion.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276495)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:30 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

i saw a few of xo favorites including sativa rose and lela star on eros. bad value though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276527)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:31 PM
Author: mustard mildly autistic party of the first part

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276533)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:35 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

they charge >1k/hr and aren't that attractive (sativa rose is like 4'11), and have done like 300-500 films + god knows how many clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276562)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:55 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

dude i LOVE shorts. picking the girl up to fuck them with their legs around your waist is ridiculously cr. they also get tested all the time so who cares about all the dicks they've taken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276692)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 5:32 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

ty, i've browsed bodymiracle before which is similar. maybe after next year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276546)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 10:03 AM
Author: Passionate Chartreuse Jewess Gaping

Why don't they have any men on there? There is one male porn star in particular I'd almost pay just to suck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17895982)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:08 PM
Author: lascivious dysfunction

did she suck your dick with a condom on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276811)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:19 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

no condom on the bj, which i had not expected. she used various techniques, including ball licking, ball rubbing, jerking the base while sucking, dropping a big glob of spit and jerking, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276909)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:42 PM
Author: Crystalline Indian Lodge

ball licking is overrated, agreed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277600)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:52 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

i actually like it a lot. good sensation. i love them doing stuff with my balls. the spit globule was cool to see, since it reminded me of porn and the other chicks i've been with have been pretty prudish about oral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277658)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:09 PM
Author: Laughsome Slate Personal Credit Line Shrine

You started this thread looking for Master-Men, and you've found one in yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276814)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:15 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

thanks petey

I'ma superstar, bought me a big ol' car

Four-point-six, seen it 'cause

Black with the bars on the front and back

and got a button in the middle, make the trunk go eh-eh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276869)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:09 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

ok, since elton and others are being little bitches, i have added a third pic to prove the xoxo-ness of this event:

http://i.imgur.com/9woZv.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276817)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:15 PM
Author: lascivious dysfunction

did she give you blowjobs? if so did you ever once try and gag her with your cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276868)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:17 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

yeah, i pushed her head down on there, but she was very adept. never gagged. was looking up at me, which is a nice touch a lot of good girls won't do in my experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276891)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:21 PM
Author: lascivious dysfunction

nice man. there's a couple of escorts at my gym that I know of. one chick is in her late 30s, maybe early 40s with a great bod but fug face. the other is a cute blonde who is 5'1" with C cups.

Clearly if I were to cross the line it would be the latter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276931)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:26 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

yeah but then you'd see them again at the gym, right? i wouldn't want to see/interact with them ever again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276970)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:30 PM
Author: lascivious dysfunction

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276994)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:15 PM
Author: wine curious halford

lol 190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17276874)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:37 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

lmfao! is this the first thread to get 99% of its posts 3 days after its creation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277054)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:40 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

that's why i refused to create a new thread. i still believe my original thread stood on its merits, but like a lot of things in the media these days, it clearly needed a dose of shock value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277085)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

last thing i will add before retiring forever later tonight: fucking a chick doggystyle in front of a mirror is so fucking credited. patrick bateman knew what he was doing. the desk across from my bed has a big mirror, so we were right there facing it. man, if you haven't done it, give it a try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277031)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:17 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

why are you retiring man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277415)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:32 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

like the guy who writes a pulitzer winning novel when he's 25, i don't want to constantly be compared to my initial effort and never quite live up. i'm better as a lurker. but i appreciate all the support ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277542)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 7:53 PM
Author: Orange Rambunctious Windowlicker Sound Barrier

Fair. Farewell brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277669)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 9:58 PM
Author: Sepia trip indirect expression telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17278682)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 9:48 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

it's been real

-pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17278580)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:52 PM
Author: wine curious halford

congrats, xo master man - you are close to breaking the top 5 of most popular threads this month. the only ones beating you right now are the XO redesign, 2 box threads, an old xo meme thread, and youthanize

*applauds*

dunno if it'll copy right, but:

XO redesign beta site 02/13/11 (402)

ITT I prove I'm a better girl than The Box 02/02/11 (357)

i wrote the lonely hunter thread, and here's why 01/20/11 (339)

ITT all xo memes make a seamless appearance 01/25/11 (333)

idea: we set up youthanize.org as an anonymous blog and 02/08/11 (324)

Escort-getting Master Men cum here 02/13/11 (307)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277210)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 6:56 PM
Author: motley ocher affirmative action

thank you, but it really isn't about me. i just hope i inspire some people out there to look within themselves ... and find that few hundred bucks that it will take to get their knob slobbed and fucked by a hot bitch.

also, i think my legacy will be complete if the petey pablo/sock full of pennies thing becomes a meme, even if briefly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277255)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: Laughsome Slate Personal Credit Line Shrine

I will make sure it is brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277846)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 8:30 PM
Author: Greedy den coffee pot

Just post city and website. Everyone is dying to know.

Edit: Must be Florida or Cali. She is too underdressed for northeast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17277929)



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Date: February 13th, 2011 10:11 PM
Author: Thirsty stimulating mood roommate
Subject: your certificate, as promised:

_____________________________________

_____________________________________

...............MEMBERSHIP.................

............XOXO FRIENDSHIP CLUB..........

.............GOOD FOR 6 MONTHS............

..SIGNED: HOCHZEITZ, QUALITY CONTROL

_____________________________________

_____________________________________

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17278796)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 1:38 AM
Author: Low-t antidepressant drug stage

OP = hero and role model

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17280899)



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Date: April 18th, 2011 11:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant violent trust fund business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17799788)



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Date: April 19th, 2011 8:35 PM
Author: thriller national

Fucking epic thread ruined sporadically by that dumb faggot boor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17806332)



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Date: April 19th, 2011 9:39 PM
Author: thriller national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17807023)



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Date: May 9th, 2011 3:17 PM
Author: lime gunner library

epic thread bro. truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#17963929)



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Date: November 18th, 2011 10:25 PM
Author: Contagious rough-skinned stead factory reset button

i enjoyed this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#19396201)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 2:46 AM
Author: Heady splenetic death wish

I live driving distance from the Bunny Ranch and have fucked a semi-notable pornstar there. U mad libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#19746936)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 2:48 AM
Author: vigorous canary casino electric furnace

which porn star?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#19746944)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Heady splenetic death wish

Chasey Lain

(her face is sorta busted but I can at least say I fucked a pr0nstar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#19746949)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: vigorous canary casino electric furnace

man u fucked an old for sure

REALLy want to bang breanna benson, phoenix marie, samantha ryan, and reena sky...all at once. how much would that cost to arrange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#19746953)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 2:56 AM
Author: Heady splenetic death wish

what do I look like a pimp? (LOL I actually do but i'm not)

umm....idk, maybe there's a groupon for that.

you'd probably get a discount if you wore your tchat robe and a turban.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1557986&forum_id=2#19746956)