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PSA this [Youthanize site] has to happen fast or bel will tattle to rach and rach will come back and give us a condor and 95% of you Rhianna faggots will think everything's okay again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1553939&forum_id=2#17211682)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1559303&forum_id=2#17411491)

it's like

*SNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK*

"awww... aww shit... ah..."

*squeezes bridge of nose; blinks twice*

*lets straw fall from hand into mirror*

*reflects briefly*

"you know what i've been thinking about doing? shut up i'm going to tell you what i've been thinking about doing i've been thinking about doing nothing less than revolutionizing EVERYTHING that has ever been or had to do with this site. like check this out i'm going to make a NEW site well i mean technically it's still xoxo indeed it's the same site that you've known and loved and it's going to capture a lot of the flavor or the original format but everything is going to be streamlined and optimized and check this out look at this fucking font it's NON-SERIFF motherfucker so that means that shit will be more optimized than ever you bet your fucking ass when you times the amount of letters that people read by the amount of words by the amount of threads by the amount of threads posted in a day it's going to save hundreds if not thousands of manhours of reading and do you know what that time is going to be used for? OUTPUT. OUTPUT OF POSTS. it's called CROWDSOURCING, motherfucker, and we're on the fast track. we're on the TRAIN, and the train is going straight to content junction. i'm going to put this up on the site and i'm going to sticky this and i'm going to get feedback and people are going to give me feedback and we're going to bang this shit out and it's going to be better than it's ever been and also we're going to integrate EMPLOYMENT STATISTICS in this fucker because this information has to be available. it NEEDS TO. we need to make these fucking schools accountable and we have the resources and the appropriate skepticism available in our user base to make it happen. everything is going to be integrated and recalibrated and you'll see how fucking awesome it is. i'm serious this time -- i'm getting off my ass. we all are! i'm putting the call out to build CONTENT, motherfuckers, and it's gonna happen. you can't stop it from happening; things happen to you and sometimes you don't know why, but you've just got to ride the wave, brother. you've gotta ride the wave."

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then he passes out and wakes up with a stuffed up, blood-caked nose, and swears he's never going to do uppers again. he remembers all the shit he said before during that flurry of energy and creativity, but he decides it can wait until tomorrow.

and then we go for 9 more months without shit happening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1559303&forum_id=2#18460774)