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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:02 PM Author: charismatic hall faggot firefighter This is a good timeframe, I feel my game coming together. I don't want to wake up 28 like Onan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438735) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:03 PM Author: diverse milk Well, it has been nice knowing you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438738) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM Author: Exciting senate nibblets you will fail if you put a deadline on yourself like that.
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM Author: charismatic hall faggot firefighter I've been slacking on my life, I need structure like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438751) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: Exciting senate nibblets if you put pressure like this on yourself, the women will smell the desperation.
It is more like this: the less you think about it...the sooner it will happen.
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: Deep University Jap credited response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438794) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: charismatic hall faggot firefighter Please shove those cliches up your fucking ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438797) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: Exciting senate nibblets if you don't want to listen then you will fail again and again and end up like Onan.
HTH |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: carmine titillating chapel haha. true true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441146) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:14 PM Author: Deep University Jap no no....he's dead on. women can sense desperation. no woman wants a man that no other woman wants.
if you want my advice, go to a bar/club with a friend that's a girl. The rest is history. Just like girls can smell desperation, they can also be tricked into smelling a great dude. |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:32 PM Author: narrow-minded vigorous mental disorder Thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440083) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM Author: bespoke theatre partner Well I'm looting for you.
I always thought curiosity is a much stronger driving force than lust. Unfortunately higher driving force to find sex usually translates into desparation, which in turn translates into unattractiveness. So I'd imagine it gets easier after the first lay. |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:10 PM Author: Chocolate medicated national security agency hunting ground So what's your plan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438778) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: charismatic hall faggot firefighter Get laid asap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438784) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: Chocolate medicated national security agency hunting ground Dude, you need an actual plan. Your current plan only works for masturbation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438795) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: Crimson Well-lubricated Legal Warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438787) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 5:58 PM Author: Effete toaster Date: March 29th, 2005 3:02 PM Author: :D
This is a good timeframe, I feel my game coming together. I don't want to wake up 28 like Onan. |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:10 PM Author: carmine titillating chapel hahahahahahaha 178. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441127) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:09 PM Author: carmine titillating chapel oh? tell me more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441123) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: charismatic hall faggot firefighter Quit being such a cunt. thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441154) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:15 PM Author: carmine titillating chapel ?, i was just asking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441182) |
Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: provocative jet-lagged wrinkle Awwww....that's too bad. I kind of liked you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438785) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: bespoke theatre partner bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438796) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: provocative jet-lagged wrinkle you called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438806) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 5:59 PM Author: unholy trip quadroon library whos the chick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2439846) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:26 PM Author: charismatic hall faggot firefighter No idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440034) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:05 PM Author: charismatic hall faggot firefighter I'm not wasting money on that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441083) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:32 PM Author: multi-colored transparent tanning salon Getting laid is easy. The trick is getting laid by a girl who is at least a 7.5. If she isn't a 7.5 it doesn't count. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440077) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 2:02 PM Author: Laughsome school cafeteria round eye The way people here rate women, that might make me a virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577223) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:33 PM Author: narrow-minded vigorous mental disorder I think I'm joining :D in this. If I don't get laid in 31 days, I'm never posting again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440089) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 7:10 PM Author: turquoise spot Sure I'll throw my hat into the mix. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440345) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 7:16 PM Author: Hairraiser Bull Headed Address Mother i'm with you, guys! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440378) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: carmine titillating chapel i see where this is going......... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441133) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: free-loading mood range correct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441258) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:13 PM Author: pearly vibrant locale me 2
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:05 PM Author: vermilion cuckoldry I'd fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441089) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: Coiffed Ticket Booth Weed Whacker fucking him with a dildo doesn't count. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441149) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: vermilion cuckoldry that wasn't even funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441225) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: carmine titillating chapel he looks like the psycho son on desperate housewives. not bad at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441151) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:23 PM Author: Rebellious bonkers philosopher-king How's this coming along (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571821) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:30 PM Author: diverse milk Hahaha, I completely forgot about this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571880) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:35 PM Author: bespoke theatre partner Are you serious? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571914) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:37 PM Author: bat shit crazy curious state what's the big deal about getting laid? just visit a brothel if it means so much and stop whining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571931) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 1:59 PM Author: diverse milk 12 days left... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577207) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 2:00 PM Author: Anal cyan really tough guy there is zero chance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577212) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 4:03 PM Author: pearly vibrant locale i fear we may never hear from :D again, in 12 days
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:45 PM Author: turquoise spot Change fear to hope, and you will have the credited response. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611478) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:33 PM Author: Startling Maroon Heaven Get really drunk, I mean absolutly shit faced. Then go to a party. Then find the fattest most repulsive girl you can find, practice your game and flirt with her for 20 minutes. Tell her you have to go find a friend. Hit on every girl that sends you anything better than a "he's not disgusting" vibe. Get said girls really drunk. Attempt to fuck any and all of them. If all else fails, find the ugly fat bitch...tell her you're sorry you got separated, you had so much fun talking with her and other bullshit. Swallow your pride and fuck a fat ho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578634) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:34 PM Author: splenetic boltzmann they say love conquers all, but analytical strategizing is pretty powerful too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578637) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: Electric Snowy Preventive Strike Institution This guy seems to know what he's talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578649) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 2:47 AM Author: Underhanded Henna Site Half-breed wow. post of the month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2609983) |
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Date: April 25th, 2005 6:32 AM Author: Startling Maroon Heaven :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2628818) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:03 AM Author: claret cracking area this is 100% right on. this is the reason i visit this site. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610056) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:35 PM Author: Bright insane candlestick maker electric furnace Who on earth has this much trouble getting sex? It's really not that hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578638) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:14 AM Author: slimy sneaky criminal forum he doesn't have a pair of tits to wave around like candy, as you do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610112) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:44 PM Author: carmine titillating chapel it's called having standards. it's a good thing. HTH
As soon as you get with a gross chick and chicks know, here is what happens:
1. Your SPV goes down about 500 pts. and you can no longer get really hot bitches b/c they are signaled you can't do any better. They also get disgusted. 2. From then on, you may still get to fuck hot bitches, but they will be of the total dirty whore variety who is fucking like 8 dudes concurrently. 3. You get limp dick in the middle by looking at her rolls, she then tells all her friends you are bad in bed. Since it is a hump and dump scenario, she then tells all her friends what a small penis asshole you are. 4. Once you define the quality of woman you can get, it stays there and that is all you can get. 5. Fucking a disgusting chick once is far less prestigious than being an 18 yo virgin. Give him a break, he is a frosh. |
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Date: April 18th, 2005 9:18 PM Author: diverse milk 11 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2587774) |
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Date: April 19th, 2005 8:52 PM Author: dark shrine 10 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594815) |
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Date: April 19th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle ruddy indian lodge time keeps on slippin' slippin' slippin'... into the future... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594828) |
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Date: April 19th, 2005 8:56 PM Author: Adventurous brilliant keepsake machete rehab what song is that lyric from? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594855) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:07 AM Author: Wine abusive piazza background story It's a Seal song.
correction: It's originally by Steve Miller but Seal did a cover. The name of the song on "Fly Like an Eagle." The USPS used a different part (of Seal's cover, I think) for their advertisements. |
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Date: April 19th, 2005 8:54 PM Author: diverse milk FYI, Buck2=Zoomtard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594838) |
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Date: April 20th, 2005 7:49 PM Author: diverse milk 9 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2601009) |
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Date: April 21st, 2005 10:29 PM Author: diverse milk 8 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2608527) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 1:35 AM Author: turquoise spot Oh shit, that's 7... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2609676) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:08 AM Author: mauve big office :D is gonna rent a whore and pwn you all. I have faith. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610081) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:52 AM Author: Frum sanctuary voyeur Hell, if Jimmy can do it... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610270) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:38 PM Author: diverse milk One week left... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611441) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:40 PM Author: turquoise spot I'm looking forward to him being banned from the board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611452) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:41 PM Author: Exciting senate nibblets He will fail.
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:43 PM Author: turquoise spot If anyone from this board helps him get laid, I will hunt them down.
Thus saith the Turd. |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:47 PM Author: carmine titillating chapel I've been helping him for months, prepare to be pwned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2612397) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:25 AM Author: turquoise spot Die. Now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634478) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:59 PM Author: Tantric Public Bath Dude... Why don't you just rent some pussy? You can pick something you like and she'll probably be a good lay.
Don't let these girls fool you...you are ALWAYS paying for it. Directly. The problem is, you normally pay for a raffle ticket and she decides later whether to pull your number. As long as you keep buying tickets, there is no reason for her to give away the prize and risk you running off.
Rent it, dude. At least its an honest transaction. Taking girls like Betty Page out and trying to prove you are good enough and spending all your loot on them so they can jerk you around... thats just WHACK.
Good sex is 50/50... so why keep pretending like she is giving you something? Why keep pretending like YOU are the winner and she is the prize-giver? That system is a fraud.
Rent it. Work it. Use it. Abuse it. Learn it. And you will own it.
You have less than a week.... |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:13 PM Author: diverse milk 5 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625722) |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:15 PM Author: appetizing navy kitty corner Sad thing is, this board may be his best shot at some sympathy cooch. Which forum did you choose for attending hell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625747) |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:13 PM Author: spruce mediation elastic band *tick tock* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625733) |
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Date: April 25th, 2005 6:00 AM Author: duck-like windowlicker :D,
4 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 25th, 2005 6:06 AM Author: Swashbuckling wild jew why do i get the feeling he's just going to come back with some stupid variation of his moniker like :0) or something and say he was only going to stop posting under his :D persona? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2628796) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:12 AM Author: duck-like windowlicker :D,
3 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:25 AM Author: ultramarine cumskin blood rage No worries. Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday nights are prime nights for fucking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634479) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:27 AM Author: Azure bateful dragon Only if he submits to the gloryhole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634481) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:27 AM Author: orange bipolar fat ankles police squad it's more like if you don't get laid in 31 days you're going to be posting here for the rest of your life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634266) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:23 AM Author: turquoise spot Don't even suggest that. I'm looking forward to that asshat being gone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634474) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: diverse milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2636711) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: diverse milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638823) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:16 PM Author: plum corn cake temple dont want to get ahead of things here, but short of a high resolution video, is anyone actually going to believe him if he says he fucked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638890) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:18 PM Author: racy theater stage azn Would paying an escort count? XOXO's legal team really needs to start researching this issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638912) |
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Date: April 27th, 2005 4:32 AM Author: duck-like windowlicker :D,
2 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 27th, 2005 1:16 PM Author: Hairraiser Bull Headed Address Mother creepy but i like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2641846) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:40 AM Author: wonderful peach sound barrier home Submarine Captain is paralyzed with fear at the impending doom implied by your schtick.
Good schtick. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:27 AM Author: Coiffed Ticket Booth Weed Whacker 1 more day.
Your present incarnation will not be missed.
See ya fag. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 10:29 AM Author: carmine titillating chapel BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZER !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2647758) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 10:31 AM Author: diverse milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2647764) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 10:32 AM Author: Effete toaster Nana Na Na, Na Na Naa Na, Hey Hey Hey, GOOD-BYE. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:32 PM Author: Pale house skinny woman hey colon come on, stop this nonsense. you are only 18. my former student/boyfriend lost his virginity at 20 and was a much sought after guy. you don't have to be in such a rush to lose it. however, I do encourage you do get out there and start trying to date women. and I disagree with what the other girl said about being with ugly women. I like guys who date uglier girls because it means they're horny and they're real men. the ones who refuse to be with anyone below an 8 have low sex drives, otherwise they'd lower their standards to get some. don't listen to them. don't worry about sex. just keep doing your regular vaseline thing, and make an effort to go out with girls. then the sex will come eventually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648373) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:33 PM Author: glittery hyperactive gunner ceo the point is that at 18, if he's not getting laid at a public university in Texas, it's b/c he spends too much time, way too much time on this website. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648389) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:35 PM Author: flickering parlor exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648402) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:36 PM Author: flickering parlor guys who lose their virginity at 20 were obviously not very sought after. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648412) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:40 PM Author: Pale house skinny woman well it was by choice in his case. he did date a bunch of girls but didn't want to do it unless he was in love. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648441) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:41 PM Author: flickering parlor so he's gay then. I'm sure he'll come out of the closet in the near future (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648451) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: ocher principal's office son of senegal Correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648818) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: Zombie-like Selfie Newt Good Lord.
He's not to be trusted. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: carmine titillating chapel That is what I told him. He is too high strung about it. I knew a really hot guy who was at 23, and another who when i found out he was until 22 I was completely sshocked. Not jesus freaks or anything either, just chance, circumstance.
I agree, I miss :D, and it is no big deal, but #1, he will be back, #2, if he doesn't i am happy for him. The lame thing would be to lurk or get a different sn. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: mildly autistic shaky base water buffalo Have you been drinking? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648805) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: charismatic hall faggot firefighter Looks like my time is drawing near. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648811) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: appetizing navy kitty corner Take the elephant walk my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648861) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: charismatic hall faggot firefighter Why are you and Zoomtard the harhest towards me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648867) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:34 PM Author: mildly autistic shaky base water buffalo Don't forget me...I think you're a little fucktwit too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648877) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: carmine titillating chapel haha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648997) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:41 PM Author: appetizing navy kitty corner I have no idea what you are referring to with respect to me. I meant the above in a friendly yet solemn manner. As far as the board goes, you are pretty much dead man walking right now. I have no desire to see you go.
I think zoomtard has a little brother perception of you and thus likes to put a pillow over your face and punch you repeatedly in a loving manner. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:45 PM Author: orchid lay dingle berry I will find myself a nice homeless girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648986) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:48 PM Author: carmine titillating chapel :D is not selling out. he will bang a cute chick you would tell you friends about either this summer or fall semester of next year if he keeps making an effort to make progress. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649007) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:53 PM Author: orchid lay dingle berry It seems that this would require 1) getting off the board and 2) refraining from telling new parents that their baby will die of SIDS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649042) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:57 PM Author: carmine titillating chapel we are working on those charcter lapses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649063) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:51 PM Author: cerebral slate center Find yourself a nice homeless girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649026) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:52 PM Author: mildly autistic shaky base water buffalo One hour to get laid is nothing. If it's midnight on a Saturday. However, at 2pm on Thursday (and when you are an insufferable shotrag) I'd say your chances are slim. Have you heard of this LSD site? There are a bunch of virgins over there, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649032) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 2:01 PM Author: razzle bbw plaza You're not really from TX, are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649094) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:24 AM Author: Coiffed Ticket Booth Weed Whacker 23 1/2 hours and counting.
tick tock tick tock. |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:12 AM Author: diverse milk Bye-bye! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655827) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:15 AM Author: Rebellious bonkers philosopher-king :D we hardly knew ye. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655832) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:47 AM Author: diverse milk This post needs to remain at the top. Perhaps a sticky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655899) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:29 PM Author: diverse milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656546) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:30 PM Author: Razzmatazz very tactful casino organic girlfriend My question is: Did you even come close, :D? Did you hook up at least? Did you even talk to a chick in the last 31 days? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656555) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:35 PM Author: flickering parlor my guess is no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656592) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:37 PM Author: Sepia contagious property haunted graveyard Depends if you count bashing Rowan in abstentia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656608) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2005 12:45 PM Author: unhinged station filthpig it's absentia; stick to english. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2687206) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 11:30 PM Author: Sepia contagious property haunted graveyard Thanks, queerbait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2726403) |
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Date: June 13th, 2005 9:09 PM Author: unhinged station filthpig sorry you're dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3006185) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: mauve big office Coughescortcough
YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 2:34 PM Author: diverse milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2657334) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 5:04 PM Author: diverse milk Never forget! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2658460) |
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Date: April 30th, 2005 3:45 AM Author: Coiffed Ticket Booth Weed Whacker See ya later fuckface. But I say we should make a special amendment for the little fag and say that when he gives a bitch anal, he can come back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2663419) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:27 PM Author: Rebellious bonkers philosopher-king nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681821) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:29 PM Author: Bearded becky location why are you still posting?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681846) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:34 PM Author: Rebellious bonkers philosopher-king exactly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681903) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:55 PM Author: confused citrine boiling water good question, wtf?!?!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2682115) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:50 PM Author: razzle bbw plaza Cancer is a ding from god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2682074) |
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Date: May 5th, 2005 10:14 PM Author: Crimson Well-lubricated Legal Warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2710222) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 9:01 PM Author: diverse milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2725405) |
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Date: May 24th, 2005 8:42 AM Author: boyish avocado step-uncle's house Is it true that when you graduate, the statues in front the library will come to life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2847438) |
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Date: May 24th, 2005 8:48 AM Author: confused citrine boiling water ah yes, talk about being full of shit....you're one to talk beefeater! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2847443) |
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Date: June 13th, 2005 9:06 PM Author: diverse milk Never forget! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3006147) |
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Date: August 8th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: diverse milk Hmmm.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3531719) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 9:40 PM Author: duck-like windowlicker So have you fucked yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740144) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:06 PM Author: at-the-ready lascivious doctorate den ovbiously not, yet he's still here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740278) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:11 PM Author: duck-like windowlicker Thats some bullshit. Ive been gone for a while, saw him around today, and thought maybe he got laid. Not only is he a virgin, hes also a liar, and weak willed at that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740314) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:05 PM Author: dull tripping pisswyrm stead kick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740265) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:11 PM Author: duck-like windowlicker Silly virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740320) |
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