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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:02 PM Author: diverse blathering chapel death wish This is a good timeframe, I feel my game coming together. I don't want to wake up 28 like Onan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438735) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:03 PM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site Well, it has been nice knowing you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438738) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM Author: overrated floppy field you will fail if you put a deadline on yourself like that.
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM Author: diverse blathering chapel death wish I've been slacking on my life, I need structure like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438751) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: overrated floppy field if you put pressure like this on yourself, the women will smell the desperation.
It is more like this: the less you think about it...the sooner it will happen.
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: Razzmatazz Olive Point Macaca credited response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438794) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: diverse blathering chapel death wish Please shove those cliches up your fucking ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438797) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: overrated floppy field if you don't want to listen then you will fail again and again and end up like Onan.
HTH |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: Electric selfie friendly grandma haha. true true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441146) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:14 PM Author: Razzmatazz Olive Point Macaca no no....he's dead on. women can sense desperation. no woman wants a man that no other woman wants.
if you want my advice, go to a bar/club with a friend that's a girl. The rest is history. Just like girls can smell desperation, they can also be tricked into smelling a great dude. |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:32 PM Author: Cracking institution Thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440083) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM Author: Yellow Useless Space Well I'm looting for you.
I always thought curiosity is a much stronger driving force than lust. Unfortunately higher driving force to find sex usually translates into desparation, which in turn translates into unattractiveness. So I'd imagine it gets easier after the first lay. |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:10 PM Author: Bipolar vibrant casino So what's your plan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438778) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: diverse blathering chapel death wish Get laid asap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438784) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: Bipolar vibrant casino Dude, you need an actual plan. Your current plan only works for masturbation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438795) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: Wonderful cheese-eating library quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438787) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 5:58 PM Author: citrine shrine pocket flask Date: March 29th, 2005 3:02 PM Author: :D
This is a good timeframe, I feel my game coming together. I don't want to wake up 28 like Onan. |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:10 PM Author: Electric selfie friendly grandma hahahahahahaha 178. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441127) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:09 PM Author: Electric selfie friendly grandma oh? tell me more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441123) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: diverse blathering chapel death wish Quit being such a cunt. thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441154) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:15 PM Author: Electric selfie friendly grandma ?, i was just asking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441182) |
Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: wine rough-skinned half-breed Awwww....that's too bad. I kind of liked you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438785) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:26 PM Author: diverse blathering chapel death wish No idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440034) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:05 PM Author: diverse blathering chapel death wish I'm not wasting money on that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441083) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:32 PM Author: thriller carmine church idiot Getting laid is easy. The trick is getting laid by a girl who is at least a 7.5. If she isn't a 7.5 it doesn't count. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440077) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 2:02 PM Author: fuchsia gunner The way people here rate women, that might make me a virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577223) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:33 PM Author: Cracking institution I think I'm joining :D in this. If I don't get laid in 31 days, I'm never posting again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440089) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 7:10 PM Author: buck-toothed green church building hunting ground Sure I'll throw my hat into the mix. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440345) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 7:16 PM Author: talented queen of the night i'm with you, guys! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440378) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: Electric selfie friendly grandma i see where this is going......... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441133) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: amber lettuce parlour fucking him with a dildo doesn't count. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441149) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: provocative self-centered foreskin clown that wasn't even funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441225) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: Electric selfie friendly grandma he looks like the psycho son on desperate housewives. not bad at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441151) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:30 PM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site Hahaha, I completely forgot about this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571880) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:35 PM Author: Yellow Useless Space Are you serious? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571914) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 1:59 PM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site 12 days left... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577207) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:45 PM Author: buck-toothed green church building hunting ground Change fear to hope, and you will have the credited response. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611478) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:34 PM Author: hot jet genital piercing area they say love conquers all, but analytical strategizing is pretty powerful too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578637) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: Beady-eyed Medicated Native This guy seems to know what he's talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578649) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:35 PM Author: pink titillating property striped hyena Who on earth has this much trouble getting sex? It's really not that hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578638) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:14 AM Author: Underhanded rambunctious dysfunction house he doesn't have a pair of tits to wave around like candy, as you do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610112) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:44 PM Author: Electric selfie friendly grandma it's called having standards. it's a good thing. HTH
As soon as you get with a gross chick and chicks know, here is what happens:
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correction: It's originally by Steve Miller but Seal did a cover. The name of the song on "Fly Like an Eagle." The USPS used a different part (of Seal's cover, I think) for their advertisements. |
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Date: April 20th, 2005 7:49 PM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site 9 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2601009) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:41 PM Author: overrated floppy field He will fail.
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:43 PM Author: buck-toothed green church building hunting ground If anyone from this board helps him get laid, I will hunt them down.
Thus saith the Turd. |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:47 PM Author: Electric selfie friendly grandma I've been helping him for months, prepare to be pwned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2612397) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:25 AM Author: buck-toothed green church building hunting ground Die. Now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634478) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:59 PM Author: Brass passionate ceo pit Dude... Why don't you just rent some pussy? You can pick something you like and she'll probably be a good lay.
Don't let these girls fool you...you are ALWAYS paying for it. Directly. The problem is, you normally pay for a raffle ticket and she decides later whether to pull your number. As long as you keep buying tickets, there is no reason for her to give away the prize and risk you running off.
Rent it, dude. At least its an honest transaction. Taking girls like Betty Page out and trying to prove you are good enough and spending all your loot on them so they can jerk you around... thats just WHACK.
Good sex is 50/50... so why keep pretending like she is giving you something? Why keep pretending like YOU are the winner and she is the prize-giver? That system is a fraud.
Rent it. Work it. Use it. Abuse it. Learn it. And you will own it.
You have less than a week.... |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:13 PM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site 5 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625722) |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:15 PM Author: cerebral set Sad thing is, this board may be his best shot at some sympathy cooch. Which forum did you choose for attending hell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625747) |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:13 PM Author: swashbuckling pontificating locale windowlicker *tick tock* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625733) |
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Date: April 25th, 2005 6:00 AM Author: fragrant dun national security agency dilemma :D,
4 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 25th, 2005 6:06 AM Author: twisted yapping hall philosopher-king why do i get the feeling he's just going to come back with some stupid variation of his moniker like :0) or something and say he was only going to stop posting under his :D persona? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2628796) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:12 AM Author: fragrant dun national security agency dilemma :D,
3 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:25 AM Author: Bossy twinkling wagecucks No worries. Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday nights are prime nights for fucking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634479) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:27 AM Author: racy faggot firefighter Only if he submits to the gloryhole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634481) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:27 AM Author: Honey-headed supple travel guidebook it's more like if you don't get laid in 31 days you're going to be posting here for the rest of your life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634266) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:23 AM Author: buck-toothed green church building hunting ground Don't even suggest that. I'm looking forward to that asshat being gone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634474) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2636711) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638823) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:16 PM Author: Hairless circlehead liquid oxygen dont want to get ahead of things here, but short of a high resolution video, is anyone actually going to believe him if he says he fucked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638890) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:18 PM Author: Avocado stage boltzmann Would paying an escort count? XOXO's legal team really needs to start researching this issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638912) |
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Date: April 27th, 2005 4:32 AM Author: fragrant dun national security agency dilemma :D,
2 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 27th, 2005 1:16 PM Author: talented queen of the night creepy but i like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2641846) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:40 AM Author: soul-stirring tank immigrant Submarine Captain is paralyzed with fear at the impending doom implied by your schtick.
Good schtick. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:27 AM Author: amber lettuce parlour 1 more day.
Your present incarnation will not be missed.
See ya fag. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 10:29 AM Author: Electric selfie friendly grandma BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZER !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2647758) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 10:31 AM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2647764) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 10:32 AM Author: citrine shrine pocket flask Nana Na Na, Na Na Naa Na, Hey Hey Hey, GOOD-BYE. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:32 PM Author: tan pisswyrm hey colon come on, stop this nonsense. you are only 18. my former student/boyfriend lost his virginity at 20 and was a much sought after guy. you don't have to be in such a rush to lose it. however, I do encourage you do get out there and start trying to date women. and I disagree with what the other girl said about being with ugly women. I like guys who date uglier girls because it means they're horny and they're real men. the ones who refuse to be with anyone below an 8 have low sex drives, otherwise they'd lower their standards to get some. don't listen to them. don't worry about sex. just keep doing your regular vaseline thing, and make an effort to go out with girls. then the sex will come eventually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648373) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:33 PM Author: Charcoal abnormal address the point is that at 18, if he's not getting laid at a public university in Texas, it's b/c he spends too much time, way too much time on this website. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648389) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:35 PM Author: magenta goal in life parlor exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648402) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:36 PM Author: magenta goal in life parlor guys who lose their virginity at 20 were obviously not very sought after. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648412) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:40 PM Author: tan pisswyrm well it was by choice in his case. he did date a bunch of girls but didn't want to do it unless he was in love. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648441) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:41 PM Author: magenta goal in life parlor so he's gay then. I'm sure he'll come out of the closet in the near future (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648451) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: zombie-like nowag Correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648818) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: 180 magical affirmative action Good Lord.
He's not to be trusted. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: Electric selfie friendly grandma That is what I told him. He is too high strung about it. I knew a really hot guy who was at 23, and another who when i found out he was until 22 I was completely sshocked. Not jesus freaks or anything either, just chance, circumstance.
I agree, I miss :D, and it is no big deal, but #1, he will be back, #2, if he doesn't i am happy for him. The lame thing would be to lurk or get a different sn. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: iridescent principal's office place of business Have you been drinking? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648805) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: diverse blathering chapel death wish Looks like my time is drawing near. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648811) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: cerebral set Take the elephant walk my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648861) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: diverse blathering chapel death wish Why are you and Zoomtard the harhest towards me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648867) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:34 PM Author: iridescent principal's office place of business Don't forget me...I think you're a little fucktwit too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648877) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: Electric selfie friendly grandma haha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648997) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:41 PM Author: cerebral set I have no idea what you are referring to with respect to me. I meant the above in a friendly yet solemn manner. As far as the board goes, you are pretty much dead man walking right now. I have no desire to see you go.
I think zoomtard has a little brother perception of you and thus likes to put a pillow over your face and punch you repeatedly in a loving manner. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:45 PM Author: carnelian heaven I will find myself a nice homeless girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648986) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:48 PM Author: Electric selfie friendly grandma :D is not selling out. he will bang a cute chick you would tell you friends about either this summer or fall semester of next year if he keeps making an effort to make progress. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649007) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:53 PM Author: carnelian heaven It seems that this would require 1) getting off the board and 2) refraining from telling new parents that their baby will die of SIDS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649042) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:57 PM Author: Electric selfie friendly grandma we are working on those charcter lapses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649063) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:51 PM Author: Glittery Brunch Love Of Her Life Find yourself a nice homeless girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649026) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:52 PM Author: iridescent principal's office place of business One hour to get laid is nothing. If it's midnight on a Saturday. However, at 2pm on Thursday (and when you are an insufferable shotrag) I'd say your chances are slim. Have you heard of this LSD site? There are a bunch of virgins over there, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649032) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 2:01 PM Author: razzle stag film cuck You're not really from TX, are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649094) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:24 AM Author: amber lettuce parlour 23 1/2 hours and counting.
tick tock tick tock. |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:12 AM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site Bye-bye! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655827) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:15 AM Author: Turquoise spectacular sex offender international law enforcement agency :D we hardly knew ye. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655832) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:47 AM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site This post needs to remain at the top. Perhaps a sticky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655899) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:29 PM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656546) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:30 PM Author: vivacious codepig My question is: Did you even come close, :D? Did you hook up at least? Did you even talk to a chick in the last 31 days? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656555) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:35 PM Author: magenta goal in life parlor my guess is no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656592) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:37 PM Author: jet-lagged kitchen chad Depends if you count bashing Rowan in abstentia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656608) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 2:46 PM Author: Slate Nighttime Keepsake Machete lmao! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2657374) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2005 12:45 PM Author: motley new version it's absentia; stick to english. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2687206) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 11:30 PM Author: jet-lagged kitchen chad Thanks, queerbait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2726403) |
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Date: June 13th, 2005 9:09 PM Author: motley new version sorry you're dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3006185) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: impertinent organic girlfriend spot Coughescortcough
YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 2:34 PM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2657334) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 5:04 PM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site Never forget! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2658460) |
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Date: April 30th, 2005 3:45 AM Author: amber lettuce parlour See ya later fuckface. But I say we should make a special amendment for the little fag and say that when he gives a bitch anal, he can come back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2663419) |
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Date: April 30th, 2005 3:51 AM Author: Gold station i win (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2663449) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:27 PM Author: Turquoise spectacular sex offender international law enforcement agency nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681821) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:29 PM Author: Bonkers Cruise Ship Mad-dog Skullcap why are you still posting?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681846) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:34 PM Author: Turquoise spectacular sex offender international law enforcement agency exactly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681903) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:55 PM Author: big sanctuary good question, wtf?!?!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2682115) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:50 PM Author: razzle stag film cuck Cancer is a ding from god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2682074) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2005 12:40 PM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2687177) |
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Date: May 5th, 2005 10:14 PM Author: Wonderful cheese-eating library quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2710222) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 9:01 PM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2725405) |
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Date: May 24th, 2005 8:42 AM Author: ultramarine pea-brained university legal warrant Is it true that when you graduate, the statues in front the library will come to life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2847438) |
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Date: May 24th, 2005 8:48 AM Author: big sanctuary ah yes, talk about being full of shit....you're one to talk beefeater! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2847443) |
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Date: June 13th, 2005 9:06 PM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site Never forget! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3006147) |
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Date: August 8th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: Slap-happy Hominid Site Hmmm.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3531719) |
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Date: August 11th, 2005 1:57 PM Author: cream community account range bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3560554) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 9:40 PM Author: fragrant dun national security agency dilemma So have you fucked yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740144) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:06 PM Author: Marvelous deranged mad cow disease locus ovbiously not, yet he's still here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740278) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:11 PM Author: fragrant dun national security agency dilemma Thats some bullshit. Ive been gone for a while, saw him around today, and thought maybe he got laid. Not only is he a virgin, hes also a liar, and weak willed at that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740314) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:05 PM Author: Vengeful faggotry cuckoldry kick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740265) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:07 PM Author: Gold station he not only is stil intact, but he also thinks women are not funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740290) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:11 PM Author: fragrant dun national security agency dilemma Silly virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740320) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:12 PM Author: Gold station tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740324) |
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Date: September 15th, 2005 5:30 PM Author: outnumbered charismatic kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3829618) |