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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM Author: Lascivious Wrinkle I've been slacking on my life, I need structure like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438751) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:59 PM Author: Ebony Talented School Milk Dude... Why don't you just rent some pussy? You can pick something you like and she'll probably be a good lay.
Don't let these girls fool you...you are ALWAYS paying for it. Directly. The problem is, you normally pay for a raffle ticket and she decides later whether to pull your number. As long as you keep buying tickets, there is no reason for her to give away the prize and risk you running off.
Rent it, dude. At least its an honest transaction. Taking girls like Betty Page out and trying to prove you are good enough and spending all your loot on them so they can jerk you around... thats just WHACK.
Good sex is 50/50... so why keep pretending like she is giving you something? Why keep pretending like YOU are the winner and she is the prize-giver? That system is a fraud.
Rent it. Work it. Use it. Abuse it. Learn it. And you will own it.
You have less than a week.... |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:13 PM Author: multi-colored candlestick maker 5 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625722) |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:15 PM Author: provocative dilemma goyim Sad thing is, this board may be his best shot at some sympathy cooch. Which forum did you choose for attending hell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625747) |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:13 PM Author: maniacal public bath yarmulke *tick tock* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625733) |
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Date: April 25th, 2005 6:00 AM Author: Out-of-control aqua national :D,
4 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 25th, 2005 6:06 AM Author: Wine friendly grandma why do i get the feeling he's just going to come back with some stupid variation of his moniker like :0) or something and say he was only going to stop posting under his :D persona? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2628796) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:12 AM Author: Out-of-control aqua national :D,
3 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:25 AM Author: Yellow Domesticated Blood Rage No worries. Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday nights are prime nights for fucking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634479) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:27 AM Author: Motley state jap Only if he submits to the gloryhole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634481) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:27 AM Author: wonderful purple gas station cuckold it's more like if you don't get laid in 31 days you're going to be posting here for the rest of your life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634266) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:23 AM Author: Pink Blathering Regret Mood Don't even suggest that. I'm looking forward to that asshat being gone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634474) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: multi-colored candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2636711) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: multi-colored candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638823) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:16 PM Author: laughsome clear piazza dont want to get ahead of things here, but short of a high resolution video, is anyone actually going to believe him if he says he fucked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638890) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:18 PM Author: Mauve Business Firm Would paying an escort count? XOXO's legal team really needs to start researching this issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638912) |
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Date: April 27th, 2005 4:32 AM Author: Out-of-control aqua national :D,
2 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 27th, 2005 1:16 PM Author: comical station alpha creepy but i like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2641846) |
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Good schtick. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:27 AM Author: internet-worthy glittery theater toaster 1 more day.
Your present incarnation will not be missed.
See ya fag. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:32 PM Author: Concupiscible Ladyboy Mental Disorder hey colon come on, stop this nonsense. you are only 18. my former student/boyfriend lost his virginity at 20 and was a much sought after guy. you don't have to be in such a rush to lose it. however, I do encourage you do get out there and start trying to date women. and I disagree with what the other girl said about being with ugly women. I like guys who date uglier girls because it means they're horny and they're real men. the ones who refuse to be with anyone below an 8 have low sex drives, otherwise they'd lower their standards to get some. don't listen to them. don't worry about sex. just keep doing your regular vaseline thing, and make an effort to go out with girls. then the sex will come eventually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648373) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:33 PM Author: Bateful electric furnace the point is that at 18, if he's not getting laid at a public university in Texas, it's b/c he spends too much time, way too much time on this website. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648389) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:35 PM Author: Dashing People Who Are Hurt exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648402) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:36 PM Author: Dashing People Who Are Hurt guys who lose their virginity at 20 were obviously not very sought after. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648412) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:40 PM Author: Concupiscible Ladyboy Mental Disorder well it was by choice in his case. he did date a bunch of girls but didn't want to do it unless he was in love. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648441) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:41 PM Author: Dashing People Who Are Hurt so he's gay then. I'm sure he'll come out of the closet in the near future (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648451) |
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He's not to be trusted. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: Spectacular sienna casino That is what I told him. He is too high strung about it. I knew a really hot guy who was at 23, and another who when i found out he was until 22 I was completely sshocked. Not jesus freaks or anything either, just chance, circumstance.
I agree, I miss :D, and it is no big deal, but #1, he will be back, #2, if he doesn't i am happy for him. The lame thing would be to lurk or get a different sn. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: Topaz windowlicker Have you been drinking? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648805) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Lascivious Wrinkle Looks like my time is drawing near. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648811) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: provocative dilemma goyim Take the elephant walk my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648861) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: Lascivious Wrinkle Why are you and Zoomtard the harhest towards me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648867) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:34 PM Author: Topaz windowlicker Don't forget me...I think you're a little fucktwit too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648877) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:41 PM Author: provocative dilemma goyim I have no idea what you are referring to with respect to me. I meant the above in a friendly yet solemn manner. As far as the board goes, you are pretty much dead man walking right now. I have no desire to see you go.
I think zoomtard has a little brother perception of you and thus likes to put a pillow over your face and punch you repeatedly in a loving manner. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:45 PM Author: Unholy menage I will find myself a nice homeless girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648986) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:48 PM Author: Spectacular sienna casino :D is not selling out. he will bang a cute chick you would tell you friends about either this summer or fall semester of next year if he keeps making an effort to make progress. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649007) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:53 PM Author: Unholy menage It seems that this would require 1) getting off the board and 2) refraining from telling new parents that their baby will die of SIDS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649042) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:52 PM Author: Topaz windowlicker One hour to get laid is nothing. If it's midnight on a Saturday. However, at 2pm on Thursday (and when you are an insufferable shotrag) I'd say your chances are slim. Have you heard of this LSD site? There are a bunch of virgins over there, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649032) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 2:01 PM Author: electric parlor boltzmann You're not really from TX, are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649094) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:24 AM Author: internet-worthy glittery theater toaster 23 1/2 hours and counting.
tick tock tick tock. |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:12 AM Author: multi-colored candlestick maker Bye-bye! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655827) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:15 AM Author: razzle-dazzle sticky clown :D we hardly knew ye. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655832) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:47 AM Author: multi-colored candlestick maker This post needs to remain at the top. Perhaps a sticky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655899) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:29 PM Author: multi-colored candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656546) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:30 PM Author: stirring haunted graveyard My question is: Did you even come close, :D? Did you hook up at least? Did you even talk to a chick in the last 31 days? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656555) |
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