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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:02 PM Author: appetizing scarlet generalized bond This is a good timeframe, I feel my game coming together. I don't want to wake up 28 like Onan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438735) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:03 PM Author: snowy death wish Well, it has been nice knowing you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438738) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM Author: Swollen High-end Cuckoldry you will fail if you put a deadline on yourself like that.
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM Author: appetizing scarlet generalized bond I've been slacking on my life, I need structure like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438751) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: Swollen High-end Cuckoldry if you put pressure like this on yourself, the women will smell the desperation.
It is more like this: the less you think about it...the sooner it will happen.
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: irradiated brass feces internal respiration credited response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438794) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: appetizing scarlet generalized bond Please shove those cliches up your fucking ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438797) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: Swollen High-end Cuckoldry if you don't want to listen then you will fail again and again and end up like Onan.
HTH |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: Red Knife haha. true true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441146) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:14 PM Author: irradiated brass feces internal respiration no no....he's dead on. women can sense desperation. no woman wants a man that no other woman wants.
if you want my advice, go to a bar/club with a friend that's a girl. The rest is history. Just like girls can smell desperation, they can also be tricked into smelling a great dude. |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:32 PM Author: aphrodisiac police squad keepsake machete Thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440083) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM Author: Salmon whorehouse Well I'm looting for you.
I always thought curiosity is a much stronger driving force than lust. Unfortunately higher driving force to find sex usually translates into desparation, which in turn translates into unattractiveness. So I'd imagine it gets easier after the first lay. |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:10 PM Author: cracking address fat ankles So what's your plan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438778) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: appetizing scarlet generalized bond Get laid asap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438784) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: cracking address fat ankles Dude, you need an actual plan. Your current plan only works for masturbation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438795) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: charismatic internet-worthy hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438787) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 5:58 PM Author: vivacious aquamarine library Date: March 29th, 2005 3:02 PM Author: :D
This is a good timeframe, I feel my game coming together. I don't want to wake up 28 like Onan. |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:10 PM Author: Red Knife hahahahahahaha 178. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441127) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:09 PM Author: Red Knife oh? tell me more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441123) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: appetizing scarlet generalized bond Quit being such a cunt. thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441154) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:15 PM Author: Red Knife ?, i was just asking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441182) |
Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM Author: Canary dilemma ceo Awwww....that's too bad. I kind of liked you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438785) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM Author: Salmon whorehouse bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438796) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: Canary dilemma ceo you called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438806) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 5:59 PM Author: at-the-ready community account whos the chick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2439846) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:26 PM Author: appetizing scarlet generalized bond No idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440034) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 7:07 PM Author: Laughsome hideous school volcanic crater http://www.adultfriendfinder.com
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:05 PM Author: appetizing scarlet generalized bond I'm not wasting money on that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441083) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:32 PM Author: arousing international law enforcement agency Getting laid is easy. The trick is getting laid by a girl who is at least a 7.5. If she isn't a 7.5 it doesn't count. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440077) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 2:02 PM Author: Crawly tanning salon blood rage The way people here rate women, that might make me a virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577223) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 6:33 PM Author: aphrodisiac police squad keepsake machete I think I'm joining :D in this. If I don't get laid in 31 days, I'm never posting again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440089) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 7:10 PM Author: Splenetic Base Sure I'll throw my hat into the mix. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440345) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 7:16 PM Author: orange rehab mental disorder i'm with you, guys! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440378) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: Red Knife i see where this is going......... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441133) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: Useless histrionic shitlib institution correct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441258) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:13 PM Author: Provocative National Elastic Band me 2
*throws in $10* |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:05 PM Author: Carmine boyish mother market I'd fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441089) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: fishy titillating codepig fucking him with a dildo doesn't count. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441149) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: Carmine boyish mother market that wasn't even funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441225) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: Red Knife he looks like the psycho son on desperate housewives. not bad at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441151) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:23 PM Author: frisky jew How's this coming along (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571821) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:30 PM Author: snowy death wish Hahaha, I completely forgot about this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571880) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:35 PM Author: Salmon whorehouse Are you serious? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571914) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 7:37 PM Author: thriller location azn what's the big deal about getting laid? just visit a brothel if it means so much and stop whining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571931) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 1:59 PM Author: snowy death wish 12 days left... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577207) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 2:00 PM Author: Rambunctious floppy space corn cake there is zero chance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577212) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 4:03 PM Author: Provocative National Elastic Band i fear we may never hear from :D again, in 12 days
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:45 PM Author: Splenetic Base Change fear to hope, and you will have the credited response. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611478) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:33 PM Author: Adventurous area filthpig Get really drunk, I mean absolutly shit faced. Then go to a party. Then find the fattest most repulsive girl you can find, practice your game and flirt with her for 20 minutes. Tell her you have to go find a friend. Hit on every girl that sends you anything better than a "he's not disgusting" vibe. Get said girls really drunk. Attempt to fuck any and all of them. If all else fails, find the ugly fat bitch...tell her you're sorry you got separated, you had so much fun talking with her and other bullshit. Swallow your pride and fuck a fat ho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578634) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:34 PM Author: Disgusting boistinker philosopher-king they say love conquers all, but analytical strategizing is pretty powerful too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578637) |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: plum step-uncle's house This guy seems to know what he's talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578649) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 2:47 AM Author: Curious temple wow. post of the month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2609983) |
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Date: April 25th, 2005 6:32 AM Author: Adventurous area filthpig :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2628818) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:03 AM Author: Frum digit ratio this is 100% right on. this is the reason i visit this site. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610056) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:54 PM Author: Glassy Fragrant Giraffe Sneaky Criminal A++, 180
This would be the model answer on file for: Gettin' Laid Law 101. |
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Date: April 17th, 2005 5:35 PM Author: Transparent house cuck Who on earth has this much trouble getting sex? It's really not that hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578638) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:14 AM Author: zippy brethren he doesn't have a pair of tits to wave around like candy, as you do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610112) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:44 PM Author: Red Knife it's called having standards. it's a good thing. HTH
As soon as you get with a gross chick and chicks know, here is what happens:
1. Your SPV goes down about 500 pts. and you can no longer get really hot bitches b/c they are signaled you can't do any better. They also get disgusted. 2. From then on, you may still get to fuck hot bitches, but they will be of the total dirty whore variety who is fucking like 8 dudes concurrently. 3. You get limp dick in the middle by looking at her rolls, she then tells all her friends you are bad in bed. Since it is a hump and dump scenario, she then tells all her friends what a small penis asshole you are. 4. Once you define the quality of woman you can get, it stays there and that is all you can get. 5. Fucking a disgusting chick once is far less prestigious than being an 18 yo virgin. Give him a break, he is a frosh. |
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Date: April 18th, 2005 9:18 PM Author: snowy death wish 11 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2587774) |
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Date: April 19th, 2005 8:52 PM Author: dashing kitty cat 10 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594815) |
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Date: April 19th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: Fluffy Indian Lodge time keeps on slippin' slippin' slippin'... into the future... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594828) |
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Date: April 19th, 2005 8:56 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone messiness what song is that lyric from? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594855) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:07 AM Author: 180 tan station It's a Seal song.
correction: It's originally by Steve Miller but Seal did a cover. The name of the song on "Fly Like an Eagle." The USPS used a different part (of Seal's cover, I think) for their advertisements. |
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Date: April 19th, 2005 8:54 PM Author: snowy death wish FYI, Buck2=Zoomtard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594838) |
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Date: April 20th, 2005 7:49 PM Author: snowy death wish 9 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2601009) |
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Date: April 20th, 2005 7:51 PM Author: talented resort maybe you can get a discount on a hooker if you order in advance; like barbri (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2601019) |
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Date: April 21st, 2005 10:29 PM Author: snowy death wish 8 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2608527) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 1:35 AM Author: Splenetic Base Oh shit, that's 7... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2609676) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:08 AM Author: shivering stimulating public bath :D is gonna rent a whore and pwn you all. I have faith. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610081) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:52 AM Author: slippery sandwich stage Hell, if Jimmy can do it... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610270) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:38 PM Author: snowy death wish One week left... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611441) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:40 PM Author: Splenetic Base I'm looking forward to him being banned from the board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611452) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:41 PM Author: Swollen High-end Cuckoldry He will fail.
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:43 PM Author: Splenetic Base If anyone from this board helps him get laid, I will hunt them down.
Thus saith the Turd. |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:47 PM Author: Red Knife I've been helping him for months, prepare to be pwned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2612397) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:25 AM Author: Splenetic Base Die. Now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634478) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:59 PM Author: Bipolar antidepressant drug Dude... Why don't you just rent some pussy? You can pick something you like and she'll probably be a good lay.
Don't let these girls fool you...you are ALWAYS paying for it. Directly. The problem is, you normally pay for a raffle ticket and she decides later whether to pull your number. As long as you keep buying tickets, there is no reason for her to give away the prize and risk you running off.
Rent it, dude. At least its an honest transaction. Taking girls like Betty Page out and trying to prove you are good enough and spending all your loot on them so they can jerk you around... thats just WHACK.
Good sex is 50/50... so why keep pretending like she is giving you something? Why keep pretending like YOU are the winner and she is the prize-giver? That system is a fraud.
Rent it. Work it. Use it. Abuse it. Learn it. And you will own it.
You have less than a week.... |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:13 PM Author: snowy death wish 5 days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625722) |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:15 PM Author: swashbuckling sable mad cow disease trust fund Sad thing is, this board may be his best shot at some sympathy cooch. Which forum did you choose for attending hell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625747) |
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Date: April 24th, 2005 8:13 PM Author: Aromatic chocolate hissy fit *tick tock* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625733) |
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Date: April 25th, 2005 6:00 AM Author: passionate learning disabled pit :D,
4 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 25th, 2005 6:06 AM Author: Wonderful alcoholic really tough guy why do i get the feeling he's just going to come back with some stupid variation of his moniker like :0) or something and say he was only going to stop posting under his :D persona? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2628796) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:12 AM Author: passionate learning disabled pit :D,
3 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:25 AM Author: Lilac property selfie No worries. Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday nights are prime nights for fucking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634479) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:27 AM Author: vengeful razzle-dazzle pocket flask faggot firefighter Only if he submits to the gloryhole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634481) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:27 AM Author: sienna range quadroon it's more like if you don't get laid in 31 days you're going to be posting here for the rest of your life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634266) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 9:23 AM Author: Splenetic Base Don't even suggest that. I'm looking forward to that asshat being gone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634474) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: snowy death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2636711) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: snowy death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638823) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:16 PM Author: heady wagecucks useless brakes dont want to get ahead of things here, but short of a high resolution video, is anyone actually going to believe him if he says he fucked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638890) |
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Date: April 26th, 2005 11:18 PM Author: Bateful Candlestick Maker Would paying an escort count? XOXO's legal team really needs to start researching this issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638912) |
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Date: April 27th, 2005 4:32 AM Author: passionate learning disabled pit :D,
2 days.
XOXO, Youreanidiot |
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Date: April 27th, 2005 1:16 PM Author: orange rehab mental disorder creepy but i like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2641846) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:40 AM Author: Motley milky ratface nowag Submarine Captain is paralyzed with fear at the impending doom implied by your schtick.
Good schtick. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:27 AM Author: fishy titillating codepig 1 more day.
Your present incarnation will not be missed.
See ya fag. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 10:29 AM Author: Red Knife BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZER !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2647758) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 10:31 AM Author: snowy death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2647764) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 10:32 AM Author: vivacious aquamarine library Nana Na Na, Na Na Naa Na, Hey Hey Hey, GOOD-BYE. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:32 PM Author: Bossy Menage hey colon come on, stop this nonsense. you are only 18. my former student/boyfriend lost his virginity at 20 and was a much sought after guy. you don't have to be in such a rush to lose it. however, I do encourage you do get out there and start trying to date women. and I disagree with what the other girl said about being with ugly women. I like guys who date uglier girls because it means they're horny and they're real men. the ones who refuse to be with anyone below an 8 have low sex drives, otherwise they'd lower their standards to get some. don't listen to them. don't worry about sex. just keep doing your regular vaseline thing, and make an effort to go out with girls. then the sex will come eventually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648373) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:33 PM Author: talented resort the point is that at 18, if he's not getting laid at a public university in Texas, it's b/c he spends too much time, way too much time on this website. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648389) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:35 PM Author: stirring turdskin exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648402) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:36 PM Author: stirring turdskin guys who lose their virginity at 20 were obviously not very sought after. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648412) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:40 PM Author: Bossy Menage well it was by choice in his case. he did date a bunch of girls but didn't want to do it unless he was in love. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648441) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 12:41 PM Author: stirring turdskin so he's gay then. I'm sure he'll come out of the closet in the near future (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648451) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Marvelous becky Correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648818) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: big poppy queen of the night center Good Lord.
He's not to be trusted. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: Red Knife That is what I told him. He is too high strung about it. I knew a really hot guy who was at 23, and another who when i found out he was until 22 I was completely sshocked. Not jesus freaks or anything either, just chance, circumstance.
I agree, I miss :D, and it is no big deal, but #1, he will be back, #2, if he doesn't i am happy for him. The lame thing would be to lurk or get a different sn. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: Vibrant pervert windowlicker Have you been drinking? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648805) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: appetizing scarlet generalized bond Looks like my time is drawing near. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648811) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: swashbuckling sable mad cow disease trust fund Take the elephant walk my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648861) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: appetizing scarlet generalized bond Why are you and Zoomtard the harhest towards me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648867) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:34 PM Author: Vibrant pervert windowlicker Don't forget me...I think you're a little fucktwit too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648877) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: Red Knife haha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648997) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:41 PM Author: swashbuckling sable mad cow disease trust fund I have no idea what you are referring to with respect to me. I meant the above in a friendly yet solemn manner. As far as the board goes, you are pretty much dead man walking right now. I have no desire to see you go.
I think zoomtard has a little brother perception of you and thus likes to put a pillow over your face and punch you repeatedly in a loving manner. |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:45 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Pozpig Box Office I will find myself a nice homeless girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648986) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:48 PM Author: Red Knife :D is not selling out. he will bang a cute chick you would tell you friends about either this summer or fall semester of next year if he keeps making an effort to make progress. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649007) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:53 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Pozpig Box Office It seems that this would require 1) getting off the board and 2) refraining from telling new parents that their baby will die of SIDS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649042) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:57 PM Author: Red Knife we are working on those charcter lapses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649063) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:51 PM Author: Primrose startled plaza Find yourself a nice homeless girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649026) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 1:52 PM Author: Vibrant pervert windowlicker One hour to get laid is nothing. If it's midnight on a Saturday. However, at 2pm on Thursday (and when you are an insufferable shotrag) I'd say your chances are slim. Have you heard of this LSD site? There are a bunch of virgins over there, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649032) |
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Date: April 28th, 2005 2:01 PM Author: Glassy Fragrant Giraffe Sneaky Criminal You're not really from TX, are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649094) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:24 AM Author: fishy titillating codepig 23 1/2 hours and counting.
tick tock tick tock. |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:12 AM Author: snowy death wish Bye-bye! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655827) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:15 AM Author: frisky jew :D we hardly knew ye. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655832) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 9:47 AM Author: snowy death wish This post needs to remain at the top. Perhaps a sticky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655899) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:29 PM Author: snowy death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656546) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:30 PM Author: Adulterous Exhilarant Idiot Dog Poop My question is: Did you even come close, :D? Did you hook up at least? Did you even talk to a chick in the last 31 days? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656555) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:35 PM Author: stirring turdskin my guess is no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656592) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 12:37 PM Author: Aqua insane mad-dog skullcap party of the first part Depends if you count bashing Rowan in abstentia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656608) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 2:46 PM Author: cerebral pistol private investor lmao! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2657374) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2005 12:45 PM Author: Violet rebellious gaming laptop tank it's absentia; stick to english. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2687206) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 11:30 PM Author: Aqua insane mad-dog skullcap party of the first part Thanks, queerbait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2726403) |
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Date: June 13th, 2005 9:09 PM Author: Violet rebellious gaming laptop tank sorry you're dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3006185) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: shivering stimulating public bath Coughescortcough
YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 2:34 PM Author: snowy death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2657334) |
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Date: April 29th, 2005 5:04 PM Author: snowy death wish Never forget! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2658460) |
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Date: April 30th, 2005 3:45 AM Author: fishy titillating codepig See ya later fuckface. But I say we should make a special amendment for the little fag and say that when he gives a bitch anal, he can come back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2663419) |
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Date: April 30th, 2005 3:51 AM Author: Provocative National Elastic Band i win (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2663449) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:27 PM Author: frisky jew nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681821) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:29 PM Author: Misanthropic Garrison Factory Reset Button why are you still posting?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681846) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:34 PM Author: frisky jew exactly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681903) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:55 PM Author: out-of-control principal's office good question, wtf?!?!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2682115) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:50 PM Author: Glassy Fragrant Giraffe Sneaky Criminal Cancer is a ding from god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2682074) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2005 12:40 PM Author: snowy death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2687177) |
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Date: May 5th, 2005 10:14 PM Author: charismatic internet-worthy hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2710222) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 9:01 PM Author: snowy death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2725405) |
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Date: May 24th, 2005 8:42 AM Author: shimmering medicated famous landscape painting Is it true that when you graduate, the statues in front the library will come to life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2847438) |
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Date: May 24th, 2005 8:48 AM Author: out-of-control principal's office ah yes, talk about being full of shit....you're one to talk beefeater! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2847443) |
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Date: June 13th, 2005 9:06 PM Author: snowy death wish Never forget! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3006147) |
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Date: August 8th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: snowy death wish Hmmm.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3531719) |
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Date: August 11th, 2005 1:57 PM Author: spectacular painfully honest kitty theater stage bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3560554) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 9:40 PM Author: passionate learning disabled pit So have you fucked yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740144) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:06 PM Author: gold multi-colored business firm ovbiously not, yet he's still here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740278) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:11 PM Author: passionate learning disabled pit Thats some bullshit. Ive been gone for a while, saw him around today, and thought maybe he got laid. Not only is he a virgin, hes also a liar, and weak willed at that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740314) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:05 PM Author: White soggy associate french chef kick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740265) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:07 PM Author: Provocative National Elastic Band he not only is stil intact, but he also thinks women are not funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740290) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:11 PM Author: passionate learning disabled pit Silly virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740320) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:12 PM Author: Provocative National Elastic Band tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740324) |
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Date: September 15th, 2005 5:30 PM Author: gay razzmatazz ticket booth nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3829618) |