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If I don't get laid in 31 days I'm never posting again. (:D)

This is a good timeframe, I feel my game coming together. I ...
Comical Out-of-control Dilemma
  03/29/05
Well, it has been nice knowing you.
Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood
  03/29/05
you will fail if you put a deadline on yourself like that.
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  03/29/05
I've been slacking on my life, I need structure like this.
Comical Out-of-control Dilemma
  03/29/05
if you put pressure like this on yourself, the women will sm...
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  03/29/05
credited response
Cheese-eating zombie-like box office persian
  03/29/05
Please shove those cliches up your fucking ass.
Comical Out-of-control Dilemma
  03/29/05
if you don't want to listen then you will fail again and aga...
submissive violet casino people who are hurt
  03/29/05
haha. true true.
Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker
  03/29/05
no no....he's dead on. women can sense desperation. no wom...
Cheese-eating zombie-like box office persian
  03/29/05
Thank you.
pearl drunken marketing idea background story
  03/29/05
Well I'm looting for you. I always thought curiosity is ...
At-the-ready brunch azn
  03/29/05
So what's your plan?
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  03/29/05
Get laid asap.
Comical Out-of-control Dilemma
  03/29/05
Dude, you need an actual plan. Your current plan only works...
chest-beating stimulating half-breed
  03/29/05
...
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  03/29/05
Date: March 29th, 2005 3:02 PM Author: :D This is a good...
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hahahahahahaha 178.
Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker
  03/29/05
oh? tell me more.
Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker
  03/29/05
Quit being such a cunt. thanks.
Comical Out-of-control Dilemma
  03/29/05
?, i was just asking.
Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker
  03/29/05
Awwww....that's too bad. I kind of liked you.
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  03/29/05
bitch
At-the-ready brunch azn
  03/29/05
you called?
Sable Set
  03/29/05
whos the chick
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  03/29/05
No idea.
Comical Out-of-control Dilemma
  03/29/05
http://www.adultfriendfinder.com FIND ONE THEN
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  03/29/05
I'm not wasting money on that shit.
Comical Out-of-control Dilemma
  03/29/05
Getting laid is easy. The trick is getting laid by a girl w...
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  03/29/05
The way people here rate women, that might make me a virgin.
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  04/17/05
I think I'm joining :D in this. If I don't get laid in 31 da...
pearl drunken marketing idea background story
  03/29/05
Sure I'll throw my hat into the mix.
Internet-worthy Trailer Park
  03/29/05
i'm with you, guys!
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  03/29/05
i see where this is going.........
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  03/29/05
correct
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me 2 *throws in $10*
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I'd fuck you
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  03/29/05
fucking him with a dildo doesn't count.
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  03/29/05
that wasn't even funny
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  03/29/05
he looks like the psycho son on desperate housewives. not ba...
Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker
  03/29/05
How's this coming along
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  04/16/05
Hahaha, I completely forgot about this thread.
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  04/16/05
Are you serious?
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  04/16/05
what's the big deal about getting laid? just visit a brothel...
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  04/16/05
12 days left...
Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood
  04/17/05
there is zero chance.
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  04/17/05
i fear we may never hear from :D again, in 12 days
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  04/17/05
Change fear to hope, and you will have the credited response...
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  04/22/05
Get really drunk, I mean absolutly shit faced. Then go to a...
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  04/17/05
This guy seems to know what he's talking about.
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  04/17/05
wow. post of the month.
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  04/22/05
:)
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  04/17/05
he doesn't have a pair of tits to wave around like candy, as...
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  04/22/05
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  04/22/05
11 days...
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  04/18/05
10 days...
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  04/19/05
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  04/19/05
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  04/22/05
FYI, Buck2=Zoomtard
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  04/19/05
9 days...
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  04/20/05
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8 days...
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  04/21/05
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  04/22/05
:D is gonna rent a whore and pwn you all. I have faith.
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  04/22/05
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  04/22/05
One week left...
Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood
  04/22/05
I'm looking forward to him being banned from the board.
Internet-worthy Trailer Park
  04/22/05
He will fail.
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  04/22/05
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  04/22/05
I've been helping him for months, prepare to be pwned.
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  04/22/05
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  04/24/05
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  04/24/05
*tick tock*
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  04/24/05
:D, 4 days. XOXO, Youreanidiot
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  04/25/05
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:D, 3 days. XOXO, Youreanidiot
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  04/26/05
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...
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:D, 2 days. XOXO, Youreanidiot
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  04/27/05
creepy but i like it.
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...
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  04/28/05
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  04/28/05
Correct.
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  04/28/05
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  04/28/05
Take the elephant walk my friend.
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  04/28/05
Why are you and Zoomtard the harhest towards me?
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  04/28/05
Don't forget me...I think you're a little fucktwit too.
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haha.
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  04/28/05
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  04/28/05
I will find myself a nice homeless girl.
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  04/28/05
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  04/28/05
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  04/28/05
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  04/29/05
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  04/29/05
:D we hardly knew ye.
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  04/29/05
This post needs to remain at the top. Perhaps a sticky?
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  04/29/05
...
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  04/29/05
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  04/29/05
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  04/29/05
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  04/30/05
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  05/02/05
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  09/03/05
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Poast new message in this thread





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:02 PM
Author: Comical Out-of-control Dilemma

This is a good timeframe, I feel my game coming together. I don't want to wake up 28 like Onan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438735)





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:03 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood

Well, it has been nice knowing you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438738)





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM
Author: submissive violet casino people who are hurt

you will fail if you put a deadline on yourself like that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438747)





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM
Author: Comical Out-of-control Dilemma

I've been slacking on my life, I need structure like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438751)





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM
Author: submissive violet casino people who are hurt

if you put pressure like this on yourself, the women will smell the desperation.

It is more like this: the less you think about it...the sooner it will happen.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438786)





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM
Author: Cheese-eating zombie-like box office persian

credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438794)





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM
Author: Comical Out-of-control Dilemma

Please shove those cliches up your fucking ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438797)





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: submissive violet casino people who are hurt

if you don't want to listen then you will fail again and again and end up like Onan.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438802)





Date: March 29th, 2005 9:11 PM
Author: Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker

haha. true true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441146)





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating zombie-like box office persian

no no....he's dead on. women can sense desperation. no woman wants a man that no other woman wants.

if you want my advice, go to a bar/club with a friend that's a girl. The rest is history. Just like girls can smell desperation, they can also be tricked into smelling a great dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438812)





Date: March 29th, 2005 6:32 PM
Author: pearl drunken marketing idea background story

Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440083)





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:05 PM
Author: At-the-ready brunch azn

Well I'm looting for you.

I always thought curiosity is a much stronger driving force than lust. Unfortunately higher driving force to find sex usually translates into desparation, which in turn translates into unattractiveness. So I'd imagine it gets easier after the first lay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438750)





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:10 PM
Author: chest-beating stimulating half-breed

So what's your plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438778)





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM
Author: Comical Out-of-control Dilemma

Get laid asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438784)





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM
Author: chest-beating stimulating half-breed

Dude, you need an actual plan. Your current plan only works for masturbation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438795)





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM
Author: spectacular yellow site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438787)





Date: March 29th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: gay confused gas station

Date: March 29th, 2005 3:02 PM

Author: :D

This is a good timeframe, I feel my game coming together. I don't want to wake up 28 like Onan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2439838)





Date: March 29th, 2005 9:10 PM
Author: Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker

hahahahahahaha 178.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441127)





Date: March 29th, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker

oh? tell me more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441123)





Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: Comical Out-of-control Dilemma

Quit being such a cunt. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441154)





Date: March 29th, 2005 9:15 PM
Author: Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker

?, i was just asking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441182)





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:11 PM
Author: Sable Set

Awwww....that's too bad. I kind of liked you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438785)





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:12 PM
Author: At-the-ready brunch azn

bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438796)





Date: March 29th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: Sable Set

you called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2438806)





Date: March 29th, 2005 5:59 PM
Author: Dark meetinghouse

whos the chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2439846)





Date: March 29th, 2005 6:26 PM
Author: Comical Out-of-control Dilemma

No idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440034)





Date: March 29th, 2005 7:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle potus

http://www.adultfriendfinder.com

FIND ONE THEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440328)





Date: March 29th, 2005 9:05 PM
Author: Comical Out-of-control Dilemma

I'm not wasting money on that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441083)





Date: March 29th, 2005 6:32 PM
Author: Splenetic lodge wagecucks

Getting laid is easy. The trick is getting laid by a girl who is at least a 7.5. If she isn't a 7.5 it doesn't count.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440077)





Date: April 17th, 2005 2:02 PM
Author: amber sex offender trump supporter

The way people here rate women, that might make me a virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577223)





Date: March 29th, 2005 6:33 PM
Author: pearl drunken marketing idea background story

I think I'm joining :D in this. If I don't get laid in 31 days, I'm never posting again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440089)





Date: March 29th, 2005 7:10 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Trailer Park

Sure I'll throw my hat into the mix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440345)





Date: March 29th, 2005 7:16 PM
Author: crawly 180 station sandwich

i'm with you, guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2440378)





Date: March 29th, 2005 9:11 PM
Author: Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker

i see where this is going.........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441133)





Date: March 29th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: judgmental property roast beef

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441258)





Date: March 29th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: Disturbing disrespectful public bath rigor

me 2

*throws in $10*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441160)





Date: March 29th, 2005 9:05 PM
Author: swollen masturbator resort

I'd fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441089)





Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: harsh center

fucking him with a dildo doesn't count.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441149)





Date: March 29th, 2005 9:21 PM
Author: swollen masturbator resort

that wasn't even funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441225)





Date: March 29th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker

he looks like the psycho son on desperate housewives. not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2441151)





Date: April 16th, 2005 7:23 PM
Author: sticky heady pozpig

How's this coming along

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571821)





Date: April 16th, 2005 7:30 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood

Hahaha, I completely forgot about this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571880)





Date: April 16th, 2005 7:35 PM
Author: At-the-ready brunch azn

Are you serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571914)





Date: April 16th, 2005 7:37 PM
Author: Black sanctuary

what's the big deal about getting laid? just visit a brothel if it means so much and stop whining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2571931)





Date: April 17th, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood

12 days left...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577207)





Date: April 17th, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: Mildly autistic faggot firefighter

there is zero chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2577212)





Date: April 17th, 2005 4:03 PM
Author: Disturbing disrespectful public bath rigor

i fear we may never hear from :D again, in 12 days



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578083)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:45 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Trailer Park

Change fear to hope, and you will have the credited response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611478)





Date: April 17th, 2005 5:33 PM
Author: Ruby community account

Get really drunk, I mean absolutly shit faced. Then go to a party. Then find the fattest most repulsive girl you can find, practice your game and flirt with her for 20 minutes. Tell her you have to go find a friend. Hit on every girl that sends you anything better than a "he's not disgusting" vibe. Get said girls really drunk. Attempt to fuck any and all of them. If all else fails, find the ugly fat bitch...tell her you're sorry you got separated, you had so much fun talking with her and other bullshit. Swallow your pride and fuck a fat ho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578634)





Date: April 17th, 2005 5:34 PM
Author: Self-centered shrine

they say love conquers all, but analytical strategizing is pretty powerful too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578637)





Date: April 17th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: Aromatic jet deer antler

This guy seems to know what he's talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578649)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 2:47 AM
Author: marvelous forum partner

wow. post of the month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2609983)





Date: April 25th, 2005 6:32 AM
Author: Ruby community account

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2628818)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:03 AM
Author: Misanthropic titillating cruise ship

this is 100% right on. this is the reason i visit this site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610056)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:54 PM
Author: Frisky orchid voyeur famous landscape painting

A++, 180

This would be the model answer on file for: Gettin' Laid Law 101.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649049)





Date: April 17th, 2005 5:35 PM
Author: transparent aphrodisiac heaven

Who on earth has this much trouble getting sex? It's really not that hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2578638)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:14 AM
Author: scarlet autistic orchestra pit

he doesn't have a pair of tits to wave around like candy, as you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610112)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker

it's called having standards. it's a good thing. HTH

As soon as you get with a gross chick and chicks know, here is what happens:

1. Your SPV goes down about 500 pts. and you can no longer get really hot bitches b/c they are signaled you can't do any better. They also get disgusted.

2. From then on, you may still get to fuck hot bitches, but they will be of the total dirty whore variety who is fucking like 8 dudes concurrently.

3. You get limp dick in the middle by looking at her rolls, she then tells all her friends you are bad in bed. Since it is a hump and dump scenario, she then tells all her friends what a small penis asshole you are.

4. Once you define the quality of woman you can get, it stays there and that is all you can get.

5. Fucking a disgusting chick once is far less prestigious than being an 18 yo virgin. Give him a break, he is a frosh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2612379)





Date: April 18th, 2005 9:18 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood

11 days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2587774)





Date: April 19th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: cracking hairy legs tattoo

10 days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594815)





Date: April 19th, 2005 8:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring bronze hell

time keeps on slippin' slippin' slippin'... into the future...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594828)





Date: April 19th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: indecent talking dragon

what song is that lyric from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594855)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:07 AM
Author: Supple glassy round eye

It's a Seal song.

correction: It's originally by Steve Miller but Seal did a cover. The name of the song on "Fly Like an Eagle." The USPS used a different part (of Seal's cover, I think) for their advertisements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610076)





Date: April 19th, 2005 8:54 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood

FYI, Buck2=Zoomtard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2594838)





Date: April 20th, 2005 7:49 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood

9 days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2601009)





Date: April 20th, 2005 7:51 PM
Author: mischievous degenerate

maybe you can get a discount on a hooker if you order in advance; like barbri

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2601019)





Date: April 21st, 2005 10:29 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood

8 days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2608527)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 1:35 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Trailer Park

Oh shit, that's 7...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2609676)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:08 AM
Author: exhilarant fuchsia black woman plaza

:D is gonna rent a whore and pwn you all. I have faith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610081)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:52 AM
Author: crystalline native

Hell, if Jimmy can do it...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2610270)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:38 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood

One week left...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611441)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Trailer Park

I'm looking forward to him being banned from the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611452)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:41 PM
Author: submissive violet casino people who are hurt

He will fail.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611461)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 12:43 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Trailer Park

If anyone from this board helps him get laid, I will hunt them down.

Thus saith the Turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2611470)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:47 PM
Author: Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker

I've been helping him for months, prepare to be pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2612397)





Date: April 26th, 2005 9:25 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Trailer Park

Die. Now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634478)





Date: April 22nd, 2005 3:59 PM
Author: Hot curious church reading party

Dude... Why don't you just rent some pussy? You can pick something you like and she'll probably be a good lay.

Don't let these girls fool you...you are ALWAYS paying for it. Directly. The problem is, you normally pay for a raffle ticket and she decides later whether to pull your number. As long as you keep buying tickets, there is no reason for her to give away the prize and risk you running off.

Rent it, dude. At least its an honest transaction. Taking girls like Betty Page out and trying to prove you are good enough and spending all your loot on them so they can jerk you around... thats just WHACK.

Good sex is 50/50... so why keep pretending like she is giving you something? Why keep pretending like YOU are the winner and she is the prize-giver? That system is a fraud.

Rent it. Work it. Use it. Abuse it. Learn it. And you will own it.

You have less than a week....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2612478)





Date: April 24th, 2005 8:13 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood

5 days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625722)





Date: April 24th, 2005 8:15 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Charismatic Spot Private Investor

Sad thing is, this board may be his best shot at some sympathy cooch. Which forum did you choose for attending hell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625747)





Date: April 24th, 2005 8:13 PM
Author: Wild electric electric furnace

*tick tock*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2625733)





Date: April 25th, 2005 6:00 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy roommate

:D,

4 days.

XOXO,

Youreanidiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2628792)





Date: April 25th, 2005 6:06 AM
Author: greedy ceo school

why do i get the feeling he's just going to come back with some stupid variation of his moniker like :0) or something and say he was only going to stop posting under his :D persona?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2628796)





Date: April 26th, 2005 5:12 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy roommate

:D,

3 days.

XOXO,

Youreanidiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634258)





Date: April 26th, 2005 9:25 AM
Author: concupiscible ocher pistol

No worries. Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday nights are prime nights for fucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634479)





Date: April 26th, 2005 9:27 AM
Author: cowardly incel gay wizard

Only if he submits to the gloryhole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634481)





Date: April 26th, 2005 5:27 AM
Author: Floppy chapel

it's more like if you don't get laid in 31 days you're going to be posting here for the rest of your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634266)





Date: April 26th, 2005 9:23 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Trailer Park

Don't even suggest that. I'm looking forward to that asshat being gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2634474)





Date: April 26th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2636711)





Date: April 26th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638823)





Date: April 26th, 2005 11:16 PM
Author: blathering kitty

dont want to get ahead of things here, but short of a high resolution video, is anyone actually going to believe him if he says he fucked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638890)





Date: April 26th, 2005 11:18 PM
Author: big henna karate university

Would paying an escort count? XOXO's legal team really needs to start researching this issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2638912)





Date: April 27th, 2005 4:32 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy roommate

:D,

2 days.

XOXO,

Youreanidiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2640674)





Date: April 27th, 2005 1:16 PM
Author: crawly 180 station sandwich

creepy but i like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2641846)





Date: April 28th, 2005 12:40 AM
Author: maroon startled stage gunner

Submarine Captain is paralyzed with fear at the impending doom implied by your schtick.

Good schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2646381)





Date: April 28th, 2005 12:27 AM
Author: harsh center

1 more day.

Your present incarnation will not be missed.

See ya fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2646296)





Date: April 28th, 2005 10:29 AM
Author: Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZER !!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2647758)





Date: April 28th, 2005 10:31 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2647764)





Date: April 28th, 2005 10:32 AM
Author: gay confused gas station

Nana Na Na,

Na Na Naa Na,

Hey Hey Hey,

GOOD-BYE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2647775)





Date: April 28th, 2005 12:32 PM
Author: Coral office

hey colon come on, stop this nonsense. you are only 18. my former student/boyfriend lost his virginity at 20 and was a much sought after guy. you don't have to be in such a rush to lose it. however, I do encourage you do get out there and start trying to date women. and I disagree with what the other girl said about being with ugly women. I like guys who date uglier girls because it means they're horny and they're real men. the ones who refuse to be with anyone below an 8 have low sex drives, otherwise they'd lower their standards to get some. don't listen to them. don't worry about sex. just keep doing your regular vaseline thing, and make an effort to go out with girls. then the sex will come eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648373)





Date: April 28th, 2005 12:33 PM
Author: mischievous degenerate

the point is that at 18, if he's not getting laid at a public university in Texas, it's b/c he spends too much time, way too much time on this website.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648389)





Date: April 28th, 2005 12:35 PM
Author: Naked Kink-friendly State Multi-billionaire

exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648402)





Date: April 28th, 2005 12:36 PM
Author: Naked Kink-friendly State Multi-billionaire

guys who lose their virginity at 20 were obviously not very sought after. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648412)





Date: April 28th, 2005 12:40 PM
Author: Coral office

well it was by choice in his case. he did date a bunch of girls but didn't want to do it unless he was in love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648441)





Date: April 28th, 2005 12:41 PM
Author: Naked Kink-friendly State Multi-billionaire

so he's gay then. I'm sure he'll come out of the closet in the near future

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648451)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: passionate prole nursing home

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648818)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:24 PM
Author: Hateful business firm

Good Lord.

He's not to be trusted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648784)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:23 PM
Author: Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker

That is what I told him. He is too high strung about it. I knew a really hot guy who was at 23, and another who when i found out he was until 22 I was completely sshocked. Not jesus freaks or anything either, just chance, circumstance.

I agree, I miss :D, and it is no big deal, but #1, he will be back, #2, if he doesn't i am happy for him. The lame thing would be to lurk or get a different sn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648775)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: Clear tanning salon factory reset button

Have you been drinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648805)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Comical Out-of-control Dilemma

Looks like my time is drawing near.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648811)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:33 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Charismatic Spot Private Investor

Take the elephant walk my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648861)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:33 PM
Author: Comical Out-of-control Dilemma

Why are you and Zoomtard the harhest towards me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648867)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: Clear tanning salon factory reset button

Don't forget me...I think you're a little fucktwit too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648877)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:46 PM
Author: Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker

haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648997)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Charismatic Spot Private Investor

I have no idea what you are referring to with respect to me. I meant the above in a friendly yet solemn manner. As far as the board goes, you are pretty much dead man walking right now. I have no desire to see you go.

I think zoomtard has a little brother perception of you and thus likes to put a pillow over your face and punch you repeatedly in a loving manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648924)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: motley claret foreskin

I will find myself a nice homeless girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2648986)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:48 PM
Author: Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker

:D is not selling out. he will bang a cute chick you would tell you friends about either this summer or fall semester of next year if he keeps making an effort to make progress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649007)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:53 PM
Author: motley claret foreskin

It seems that this would require 1) getting off the board and 2) refraining from telling new parents that their baby will die of SIDS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649042)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:57 PM
Author: Tan swashbuckling police squad boistinker

we are working on those charcter lapses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649063)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed sneaky criminal cuckold

Find yourself a nice homeless girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649026)





Date: April 28th, 2005 1:52 PM
Author: Clear tanning salon factory reset button

One hour to get laid is nothing. If it's midnight on a Saturday. However, at 2pm on Thursday (and when you are an insufferable shotrag) I'd say your chances are slim. Have you heard of this LSD site? There are a bunch of virgins over there, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649032)





Date: April 28th, 2005 2:01 PM
Author: Frisky orchid voyeur famous landscape painting

You're not really from TX, are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2649094)





Date: April 29th, 2005 12:24 AM
Author: harsh center

23 1/2 hours and counting.

tick tock tick tock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2653943)





Date: April 29th, 2005 9:12 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood

Bye-bye!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655827)





Date: April 29th, 2005 9:15 AM
Author: sticky heady pozpig

:D we hardly knew ye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655832)





Date: April 29th, 2005 9:47 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood

This post needs to remain at the top. Perhaps a sticky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2655899)





Date: April 29th, 2005 12:29 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656546)





Date: April 29th, 2005 12:30 PM
Author: green boiling water stage

My question is: Did you even come close, :D? Did you hook up at least? Did you even talk to a chick in the last 31 days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656555)





Date: April 29th, 2005 12:35 PM
Author: Naked Kink-friendly State Multi-billionaire

my guess is no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656592)





Date: April 29th, 2005 12:37 PM
Author: Appetizing institution stock car

Depends if you count bashing Rowan in abstentia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2656608)





Date: April 29th, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: Vivacious Geriatric Bawdyhouse Lettuce

lmao!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2657374)





Date: May 3rd, 2005 12:45 PM
Author: Avocado Athletic Conference Principal's Office

it's absentia; stick to english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2687206)





Date: May 7th, 2005 11:30 PM
Author: Appetizing institution stock car

Thanks, queerbait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2726403)





Date: June 13th, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: Avocado Athletic Conference Principal's Office

sorry you're dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3006185)





Date: April 29th, 2005 1:46 PM
Author: exhilarant fuchsia black woman plaza

Coughescortcough

YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2657062)





Date: April 29th, 2005 2:34 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2657334)





Date: April 29th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood

Never forget!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2658460)





Date: April 30th, 2005 3:45 AM
Author: harsh center

See ya later fuckface. But I say we should make a special amendment for the little fag and say that when he gives a bitch anal, he can come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2663419)





Date: April 30th, 2005 3:51 AM
Author: Disturbing disrespectful public bath rigor

i win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2663449)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:27 PM
Author: sticky heady pozpig

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681821)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:29 PM
Author: narrow-minded pisswyrm

why are you still posting??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681846)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:34 PM
Author: sticky heady pozpig

exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2681903)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:55 PM
Author: Wonderful bbw affirmative action

good question, wtf?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2682115)





Date: May 2nd, 2005 7:50 PM
Author: Frisky orchid voyeur famous landscape painting

Cancer is a ding from god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2682074)





Date: May 3rd, 2005 12:40 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2687177)





Date: May 5th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: spectacular yellow site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2710222)





Date: May 7th, 2005 9:01 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2725405)





Date: May 24th, 2005 8:42 AM
Author: stirring canary locus blood rage

Is it true that when you graduate, the statues in front the library will come to life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2847438)





Date: May 24th, 2005 8:48 AM
Author: Wonderful bbw affirmative action

ah yes, talk about being full of shit....you're one to talk beefeater!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#2847443)





Date: June 13th, 2005 9:06 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood

Never forget!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3006147)





Date: August 8th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Fragrant Theater Stage Mood

Hmmm....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3531719)





Date: August 11th, 2005 1:57 PM
Author: Amethyst slap-happy corner jap

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3560554)





Date: September 3rd, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy roommate

So have you fucked yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740144)





Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored walnut point messiness

ovbiously not, yet he's still here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740278)





Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy roommate

Thats some bullshit. Ive been gone for a while, saw him around today, and thought maybe he got laid. Not only is he a virgin, hes also a liar, and weak willed at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740314)





Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz House

kick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740265)





Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:07 PM
Author: Disturbing disrespectful public bath rigor

he not only is stil intact, but he also thinks women are not funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740290)





Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy roommate

Silly virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740320)





Date: September 3rd, 2005 10:12 PM
Author: Disturbing disrespectful public bath rigor

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3740324)





Date: September 15th, 2005 5:30 PM
Author: jade striped hyena depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=156938&forum_id=2#3829618)