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Someone spilled coffee on my JoS A Bank blazer - what do I do?
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Date: April 4th, 2011 6:46 PM Author: Aromatic Azure Liquid Oxygen OK so a partner and I were in the office speaking about a recent deal. He was telling me how great a job I was doing and complimenting my snappy JoS A Bank suit. Then my secretary came in and interrupted us rather rudely. She started talking to me about three calls I got when she "accidentally" bumped my coffee-bearing arm.
Fucking hot coffee spilled all over my goddamn red blazer. It used to be radiating with glory, with virtue - now it has the character of a Land's End shirt. I was furious brothers, so I reeled my arm back and really gave her a hard punch in the face. When she collapsed to the ground in a heap of tears, the partner took a sip of his diet Coke and shrugged. "It's hard to find good help these days," he said before walking off.
I nodded in assent, and laboriously kicked my secretary across the floor and out the door. It was hard work because she's pretty dumpy so I had to keep kicking her in the guy over and over as I shuffled across the room.
I just locked the door and I'm beginning to cool down. What do I do next? |
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