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BAM! Trump wins 2012....

We grab Libyan and Iraqi oil, instantly becoming one of the ...
demanding state sex offender
  04/27/11
http://www.betabeat.com/files/2011/03/aw-yea.jpg
ruddy disgusting brunch
  04/27/11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgosi8Mp41Q
Hyperventilating Metal Hall Knife
  10/23/11
Oil co's are already taxed close to 50%. You also have all t...
embarrassed to the bone station
  04/27/11
See: new energy technology in OP, which is what all this new...
demanding state sex offender
  04/27/11
Lol at OPEC listening to Trump!
chocolate cruise ship clown
  04/27/11
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tHFCZKBL-bs/TUA4cEHeA8I/AAAAAAAAAu...
ruddy disgusting brunch
  04/27/11
Saudi Arabia stopped pumping extra oil to control price spik...
embarrassed to the bone station
  04/27/11
Iraq = part of OPEC After the Don takes over, US = part of ...
demanding state sex offender
  04/27/11
psa: taking resources from conquered countries is just a lud...
ivory deep hominid
  05/01/11
Greetings, "deplete oil supply" "oil subs...
Khaki jew mother
  05/01/11
cock
high-end concupiscible step-uncle's house roast beef
  04/27/11
i'll still want to bang ivanka for a few more years.
Avocado Stead
  04/27/11
op is credited.
Know-it-all Range
  04/27/11
Trump doesn't pull any punches. He's a retarded douche who i...
Dun splenetic love of her life
  04/27/11
"grab" the oil with WHAT? we don't HAVE A NATIO...
well-lubricated famous landscape painting
  04/27/11
http://bionicbong.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/aircraft-ca...
domesticated business firm
  04/27/11
You enslave the idiots already there (Iraqi/Libyans) and loa...
demanding state sex offender
  04/27/11
whose tankers?
well-lubricated famous landscape painting
  04/27/11
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01119/sirius_111...
demanding state sex offender
  04/27/11
god this is awesome
Talented Doctorate
  04/27/11
*cums*
Hot pea-brained trust fund
  04/27/11
180
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  04/27/11
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impertinent marketing idea
  04/27/11
180 moniker
Know-it-all Range
  04/27/11
ty friend
impertinent marketing idea
  04/27/11
*Street Fighter II voice* PERFECT!
Massive Abode Goyim
  04/28/11
Greetings, I thought PERFECT was from Mortal Kombat, not ...
Khaki jew mother
  05/01/11
President Donald Trump told reporters today that Rosie O'Don...
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  04/27/11
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  04/27/11
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Obsidian Foreskin
  05/24/11
Finally, libtards and dangerous minorities are sent to the g...
Doobsian boyish hairy legs skinny woman
  04/28/11
this was pretty funny
Navy market sweet tailpipe
  04/29/11
maybe it's the juxtaposition of "finally," that si...
Doobsian boyish hairy legs skinny woman
  05/23/11
More plausible scenario: Trump gets us into another quagmire...
bat-shit-crazy ratface parlour
  04/28/11
In your scenario, the spending is more than offset than Iraq...
demanding state sex offender
  04/29/11
sorta hard to produce oil when there is a war raging in the ...
Contagious green keepsake machete
  05/01/11
Sounds like a job for good old 'Murican elbow grease. Get so...
domesticated business firm
  05/01/11
IIRC nuclear weapons were more than adequate to solve the Ja...
Hyperventilating Metal Hall Knife
  10/23/11
Mossad would take him out to prevent him from pissing off Ir...
irate flatulent sanctuary alpha
  04/29/11
Reminder: Iran wouldn't get nukes, since the Trump Doctrine ...
Hyperventilating Metal Hall Knife
  10/23/11
a self-aggrandizing becombovered mediocre businessman who in...
carnelian electric kitchen
  05/01/11
Someone didn't do well in his resource economics class.
Brindle Blathering Space
  05/01/11
San Francisco, CA
Pale twisted gunner
  05/24/11
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Doobsian boyish hairy legs skinny woman
  10/23/11
NewsFlash: President Trump named his first cabinet pick toda...
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  10/23/11
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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:29 PM
Author: demanding state sex offender

We grab Libyan and Iraqi oil, instantly becoming one of the largest oil producing countries. We force OPEC to push its prices down and speed up production, accelerating supply and running the world out of oil by the end of the decade. Oil prices go down to $50 a barrel.

We use our free oil to pump the economy to astronomical growth of 8% CAGR for the next decade. Biglaw gets paid 200k base and Wall Street (including markets) are booming with 500k bonuses. Businesses grow at all levels and creates jobs for all as unemployment declines to 5%.

Meanwhile, oil profits are taxed and used by the government to develop new energy sources. The U.S. soon holds a monopoly on renewable energy technology and sells this at a huge profit to our allies. Our nation's trillion dollars in debt is easily paid off from oil and energy technology sales. Our enemies in the middle east quickly run out of energy sources and are left poor and broken, resulting in the end of the War on Terror as Al Queda is wiped out by the Israelis.

China is pwned in the next decade as it no longer has as much access to oil as the U.S., and with production sped up, as oil runs out China lacks the energy technology for its 1.5 billion citizens and its economy collapses on itself, prompting revolution and civil unrest which paves the way for a new democratic system (propped up and overseen by Taiwan and U.S. intervention).

Finally, libtards and dangerous minorities are sent to the gulags and/or deported.

Not much of a BAM! scenario so I guess the question is: what will you do with your comfortable life thanks to the Don?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865835)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:32 PM
Author: ruddy disgusting brunch

http://www.betabeat.com/files/2011/03/aw-yea.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865848)



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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Metal Hall Knife

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgosi8Mp41Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227313)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:35 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone station

Oil co's are already taxed close to 50%. You also have all those tax dollars with the sale of each gallon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865870)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:37 PM
Author: demanding state sex offender

See: new energy technology in OP, which is what all this new wealth will allow us to do (as well as pay off our trillion dollar debt).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865884)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:43 PM
Author: chocolate cruise ship clown

Lol at OPEC listening to Trump!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865921)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:44 PM
Author: ruddy disgusting brunch

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tHFCZKBL-bs/TUA4cEHeA8I/AAAAAAAAAuQ/g20_ZML5Ssg/s1600/b-2+bomber.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865929)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:48 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone station

Saudi Arabia stopped pumping extra oil to control price spikes. "opec" does listen to each other's production levels and since we used to have SA on our side we had a decent level of influence. I do not think SA likes Obama's approach in the middle east and they are preparing to be Mubarak'ed by Obama. IMO, that is why they cut production.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865965)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:50 PM
Author: demanding state sex offender

Iraq = part of OPEC

After the Don takes over, US = part of OPEC

US leads OPEC with military threats and undercutting everyone in the market

OPEC becomes America's bitch

any questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865976)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 4:45 PM
Author: ivory deep hominid

psa: taking resources from conquered countries is just a ludicrous, terrible idea that has never worked, and this needs to explanation. this is a retarded idea period. it is not even something we can consider. how could one be so stupid to consider something so ridiculous.

(libs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898053)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 5:48 PM
Author: Khaki jew mother

Greetings,

"deplete oil supply"

"oil subsequently drops to historically low price"

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898483)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:30 PM
Author: high-end concupiscible step-uncle's house roast beef

cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865841)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:33 PM
Author: Avocado Stead

i'll still want to bang ivanka for a few more years.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865858)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:35 PM
Author: Know-it-all Range

op is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865868)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:01 PM
Author: Dun splenetic love of her life

Trump doesn't pull any punches. He's a retarded douche who isn't worthy of trust, but everyone knows this. That's why I like him. I know what I'm voting for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866056)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:03 PM
Author: well-lubricated famous landscape painting

"grab" the oil with WHAT?

we don't HAVE A NATIONAL OIL COMPANY.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866067)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:07 PM
Author: domesticated business firm

http://bionicbong.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/aircraft-carrier.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866089)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:10 PM
Author: demanding state sex offender

You enslave the idiots already there (Iraqi/Libyans) and load the shit onto a tanker. It ain't hard bro. They already got all the equipment and labor set up.

Also we're gonna stop building stuff over there, it just keeps getting blown up. We should actually help to tear stuff down. That way no one can hide and everyone can easily be off'd by m14 sprays into the crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866108)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:14 PM
Author: well-lubricated famous landscape painting

whose tankers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866141)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:15 PM
Author: demanding state sex offender

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01119/sirius_1119879c.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Atlas_Maritime%27s_Mitera_Marigo_Aframax_Oil_Tanker.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866150)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:21 PM
Author: Talented Doctorate

god this is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866187)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:35 PM
Author: Hot pea-brained trust fund

*cums*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866801)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: Doobsian boyish hairy legs skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868661)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 6:00 PM
Author: impertinent marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868698)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 6:32 PM
Author: Know-it-all Range

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868932)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 6:40 PM
Author: impertinent marketing idea

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868992)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 7:13 PM
Author: Massive Abode Goyim

*Street Fighter II voice*

PERFECT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17877263)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 5:50 PM
Author: Khaki jew mother

Greetings,

I thought PERFECT was from Mortal Kombat, not SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898501)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 6:07 PM
Author: Obsidian Foreskin

President Donald Trump told reporters today that Rosie O'Donnell was a "fucking degenerate" and that she was a "disgrace" to both the United States and the entertainment industry.

"This pathetic woman, what has she ever done? Her magazine was a joke," Trump said. "My daughter Ivanka has more talent in her little finger than Rosie has in her entire fat, disgusting body" he added.

Trump also downplayed rumors that additional troops would be sent to Russia.

http://cnn.com/NEWS/US/06/15/2014/trump.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 6:27 PM
Author: Know-it-all Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868900)



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Date: May 24th, 2011 5:50 AM
Author: Obsidian Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#18076343)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: Doobsian boyish hairy legs skinny woman

Finally, libtards and dangerous minorities are sent to the gulags and/or deported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17877368)



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Date: April 29th, 2011 5:03 PM
Author: Navy market sweet tailpipe

this was pretty funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17884618)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 5:09 AM
Author: Doobsian boyish hairy legs skinny woman

maybe it's the juxtaposition of "finally," that signpost ubiquitous in high-minded writing, against the neologism born of webchat cesspools, "libtard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#18068378)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 8:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy ratface parlour

More plausible scenario: Trump gets us into another quagmire, spends another trillion dollars, can't cut any programs at home to pay for it because he is hamstrung by that thing called "the democratic process" and because dems retake Congress in 2014, effectively stonewalling any major reforms, we continue to lose ground to China, and Trump loses in 2016.

Oh, and attempts to develop new alternative energy sources fail because of the massive influence of oil company lobbying money and America's fear of change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17877797)



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Date: April 29th, 2011 5:02 PM
Author: demanding state sex offender

In your scenario, the spending is more than offset than Iraq+Libyan oil which will elevate us back to post-cold War superpower status.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17884610)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 4:43 PM
Author: Contagious green keepsake machete

sorta hard to produce oil when there is a war raging in the surrounding areas, and/or constant sabotage & bombings by the iraqis you employ to produce it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898032)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 5:03 PM
Author: domesticated business firm

Sounds like a job for good old 'Murican elbow grease. Get some good ole corn-fed Idaho boys down there and that oil'll be flowin' afore you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898208)



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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Metal Hall Knife

IIRC nuclear weapons were more than adequate to solve the Japanese "quagmire" in 1945.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227337)



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Date: April 29th, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: irate flatulent sanctuary alpha

Mossad would take him out to prevent him from pissing off Iran who would nuke Tel Aviv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17884649)



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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Metal Hall Knife

Reminder: Iran wouldn't get nukes, since the Trump Doctrine would give them a 48 hour ultimatum: 1) open your country to proctoscopic inspections for nuclear materials or 2) suffer a preemptive thermonuclear strike on all suspected weapons-sites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227361)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 4:51 PM
Author: carnelian electric kitchen

a self-aggrandizing becombovered mediocre businessman who inherited a shitload of money gets elected president and everything suddenly becomes wonderful.

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898109)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 5:38 PM
Author: Brindle Blathering Space

Someone didn't do well in his resource economics class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898425)



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Date: May 24th, 2011 5:53 AM
Author: Pale twisted gunner

San Francisco, CA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#18076345)



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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:35 PM
Author: Doobsian boyish hairy legs skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227259)



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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Metal Hall Knife

NewsFlash: President Trump named his first cabinet pick today.

"I believe Michael Savage will make the perfect Attorney General," he said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZDo4xbS0r4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227349)



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Date: January 6th, 2012 8:06 PM
Author: Doobsian boyish hairy legs skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19724608)